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Now, Michael...
Michael, for your yearbook picture...
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don't forget to do
the over-the-shoulder shot.
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That's the best one.
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Ah, yeah.
I love that pose.
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It makes me look coy.
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Oh. Hey, guys,
Tommy Hedges just got his picture taken...
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with a big, old booger.
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So, why were you
in Tommy Hedges's picture?
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So, wait. He had a booger,
and you didn't tell him?
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He'll find out.
It'll be in the yearbook.
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It's true.
That's how I found out I was adorable.
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No, seriously.
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The only thing more important than your
yearbook picture is your yearbook quote.
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Ah, I already
got that covered.
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My quote's gonna be,
"What a long, strange trip it's been."
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Yeah, that's freakin' profound.
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Kelso, every lame-o hippie...
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in the history of time
has used that quote.
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Well, yeah.
That's 'cause it's good.
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No, Michael. Your quote
has to be meaningful...
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so you can remember
the good times...
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when you're, like, 30,
with no reason left to live.
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Okay, hidden in Jackie's extremely
disturbing thought is a grain of truth.
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We need a really
good quote this year.
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Well, all the best quotes
are about things that mean a lot to you.
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Like, for example, me.
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Or my hair,
or my personality...
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or the sparkle I bring
to your dull, gray lives.
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Or the feeling of relief
we get when you leave the room.
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No. You know what?
We need a quote about all of us.
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- Like, maybe like how we all met.
- Remember how we first met?
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Oh, is this a sexy story?
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- It's really more sad than sexy.
- Yeah.
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That's pretty much
how it goes for you, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Okay, now, got your brownies
for the new neighbors, Eric?
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Yes, Mommy.
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How do I look?
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- Well, you got a little something...
- Don't touch it!
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I had to sleep sitting up
to keep it like this.
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Well, I just hope these new neighbors
are better than the last one.
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That Gus Griffin
was a complete dumb-ass.
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Hiya, neighbors!
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Well, hello.
We were just coming to welcome you.
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Looks like we beat you to the punchity-punch.
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Oh, damn.
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I'm Bob Pinciotti.
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This is my daughter, Donna.
My wife Midge'll be over later.
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Her thumb's caught
in something right now.
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Well, we've all done that.
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I guess.
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Well, I'm Kitty,
and this is Red...
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and this is our son Eric.
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Eric, say hello to Donna.
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What are you looking at,
string bean?
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Wow.
You're strong.
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That's... Yeah, go ahead and laugh.
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None of you were punched
by Madam Man-fist here.
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You were creepy.
What can I say?
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Forman beat up by a girl.
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Seems like only yesterday.
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Oh, wait. I think it happened
yesterday too.
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That's...
You like that story, Hyde?
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Maybe I should talk about
the first time you and I met.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No!
- Yes.
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- You promised!
- I'm telling!
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Thanks for
walking me home, Steven.
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That redheaded girl
hits really hard.
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Some advice? Never let a girl
stand on your head like that.
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Bad for the rep.
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- Okay, Steven.
- And it's Hyde.
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Thanks, Hyde.
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Hey, wouldn't it be funny
if my last name was Seek?
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You know, Hyde and Seek!
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That's stupid.
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And you owe me a quarter.
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Well, now.
Who do we have here?
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This is Hyde.
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Oh, you have
a new little friend.
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Red, get the camera.
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I'm not his friend.
I'm a hired gun.
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Kitty, don't
embarrass the boy.
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Oh, don't be silly.
It's nice to have a new friend.
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Especially one who's so...
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dirty!
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You know what's fun?
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I'm sorry, Son.
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If you ever tell anyone
about this, I'll kill you.
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Now I have to kill you.
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I don't know.
I like to bathe with friends.
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They can reach places
you can't.
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Yeah. That's probably
best kept to yourself, buddy.
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You guys, look at Eric's
last-year's picture.
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The famous
makeup-covered zit.
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Look, I just wanted one year
of clear skin to remember.
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And if that means breaking out
the old powder puff...
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so be it.
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You've never really had
a zit-free picture.
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Remember the one
on his nose?
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Oh, and the one
on his lip?
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And the one on the one
on his lip?
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And the one we thought was a second
little alien Eric growing out of his cheek?
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I mean no harm to your planet.
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I will attack
if you attempt to pop me.
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Ah, zits.
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Hey, those days
are over, okay?
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I'm zit-free this year,
and you want to know why?
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I have become a man.
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No, I'm serious.
I am man. I am zitless.
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Hear me roar.
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That should be
our yearbook quote.
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What about a quote from
the happiest day of our lives?
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- When was that?
- The day you met me.
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And then Potsie says,
"Sit on it."
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Right to the Fonz's face!
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Now, that's brave!
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- Hey, what's with Donna?
- What? We're just friends.
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God, why would you even ask that?
I don't like her.
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Me and Donna?
It's... It's gross!
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Hey, man, I was just asking
why she wasn't in class today.
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Oh.
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Well, then, never mind.
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Busted!
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Help! Americans, please help me!
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- What was that?
- It's coming from in here.
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Oh, hello.
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Who the hell are you?
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I am the new
foreign exchange student.
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The football team asked me
if I wanted to "hang out."
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I shouldn't have said yes.
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I can't feel my legs.
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- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna chuck it at him.
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No, man.
Leave him alone.
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Look, man, if those jocks try
to do this to you again, just come find me.
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Thanks.
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You are my best friend.
Let's hold hands.
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Uh, no.
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Let's go.
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- I'm Hyde.
- I'm Eric.
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- Oh, you're the one that loves Donna.
- I do not!
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Well, my name is...
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Okay, I'm not gonna
remember that.
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I know. Let's call him
Captain Poo-face!
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Oh! Ow! My eye!
God!
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Yeah, this happens a lot.
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I'm sure it does,
Donna lover.
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Aww! I forgot about
Captain Poo-face!
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And I did not
like her then!
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Damn!
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You know what I love
about Kelso?
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Hyde just keeps beating
the crap out of him.
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That is false!
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- Name one time!
- With pleasure.
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- I love mashed potatoes.
- Oh, yeah?
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Uh-oh.
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Not my eye!
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- Foul!
- You know what's foul?
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Your playing.
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Ow! Oh, that's my eye!
God!
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- Change it back.
- No.
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Change it back.
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No-o-o.
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My eye!
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Seriously, man.
You keep hurting my eye.
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That's a terrible story.
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- I'm not even in that one.
- That's what makes it good.
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Okay, people, please remain calm.
I'm still zit-free.
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I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it!
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Okay, stop goofing around.
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We need to think
of a better memory.
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What about the day I met you?
All of you.
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You're gonna like Donna.
She's pretty cool, man.
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- Hyde!
- Wow! Sorry. Wow!
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- What?
- You're right. I like her!
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No, wait! I didn't see!
Wait!
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Donna?
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Now, that's
a good memory.
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Or should I say "mammary"?
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I don't want
to remember that story.
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It just reminds me that I'm the only one here
who's never seen Donna's jahoobs.
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Well, it's not like
you never tried.
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Oops, sorry!
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Aw, damn.
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Oops, sorry!
Aw, damn.
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Oops, sorry!
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Damn it!
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Hey, speaking of boobs...
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Forman's growin' one
out of his forehead.
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What?
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Oh, Eric, your curse
has returned.
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Yeah, and it needs a bra.
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Oh, yeah. Dolly Parton called your forehead.
She wants her boob back.
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God, I can actually see
this thing growing.
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It's like... Jiffy Pop.
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My friend once...
He had this really big zit.
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And he tried to pop it...
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and all the pus went into
his brain, and it killed him.
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Really, Kelso?
What friend?
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- You didn't know him.
- That's 'cause he doesn't exist.
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'Cause he's dead now!
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People, we are
losing focus here.
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Well, what is
our quote gonna be?
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And let's remember,
our goal is to have it be about me.
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I can't think about anything
right now except Forman's zit.
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It's hypnotic.
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- It sort of follows you around the room like the Mona Lisa.
- All right.
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Hey, you wanna know something
that's even funnier than Eric's zit?
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The day I met Jackie.
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You're Donna?
We haven't met before.
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I guess because
I'm richer than you.
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- Hey, Jackie.
- Ow!
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That hurt,
you lumberjack!
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Welcome to public school.
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I can't believe
I missed that.
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You know,
when you laugh...
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you get a little wrinkle
in your zit.
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It's got personality.
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Okay, well,
what am I supposed to do?
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It hurts way too much
to pop.
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Come here, man.
Let me see it.
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Aah! What?
Quit it!
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Yeah, Kelso's friend
died that way.
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Donna, he did!
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Whatever.
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Look, all I know is there's gotta be some
good quote off Jackie getting hit in the head.
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Like, "Awesome!
Jackie got hit in the head!"
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No. No, no.
That's a stupid story.
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You know, I want to remember the happy times.
Maybe something romantic.
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Ooh, like our first date.
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- Yeah.
- Let me tell it.
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Red, Michael's in the fort
with another girl.
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All right. Everybody out.
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Michael Kelso, have you been playing doctor
with the Burkhart girl?
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No. I am a doctor.
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Good one.
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I mean, uh,
you're a very bad boy.
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Don't yell at him!
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I love him.
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Michael, that was
not our first date!
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Yeah, but I got
further on that day...
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than I did on our actual first date,
so that's what I like to remember.
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Yeah, you made a great impression
on my parents that year.
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Hi, Mr. Forman.
Is Eric home?
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Um, yes...
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but, uh...
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Kitty?
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00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,700
Oh, my.
250
00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:40,260
Michael, honey, did you
maybe forget something?
251
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,180
What?
252
00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:44,100
My pants!
253
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:54,380
Why doesn't anyone
just tell nice stories?
254
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,860
Everyone can think of a quote.
I mean, why can't we?
255
00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,860
Hey, why don't we use
Lisa Manning's?
256
00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:01,420
"Hangin' at the mall.
Kahl�a and ice cream.
257
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,140
Bobby Sutton's a god.
Yeah!"
258
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,460
God, this is so sad.
259
00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:10,580
It's like, what have we
been doing with our lives?
260
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:15,340
Hey, Kelso,
who's got stronger powers...
261
00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:17,300
I Dream of Jeannie...
262
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:20,220
or Samantha
from Bewitched?
263
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:23,140
That's easy.
Samantha.
264
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:25,220
Witches totally beat genies...
265
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,220
'cause witches can fly.
266
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,180
Game over.
267
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:33,940
Hey, why does Jeannie wear
those see-through clothes?
268
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,060
It's gross.
269
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,100
And it makes me
feel funny.
270
00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:45,860
No way is Samantha
hotter than Jeannie!
271
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:49,380
Hey, I heard they made
an episode they never aired...
272
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,700
where Jeannie
gets totally naked.
273
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,660
The government banned it.
274
00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:58,860
All I know is, with one little nose twitch...
275
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:01,100
Samantha's clothes
could be off!
276
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:03,060
And that's hot.
277
00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:07,940
What if you didn't
have to choose?
278
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:11,580
What if you could be
with both at the same time?
279
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,500
Is that legal?
280
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,980
Hey, man,
if you don't get caught...
281
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,940
everything's legal.
282
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:23,860
Stolen pretzel?
283
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:27,660
Guys, this conversation is over.
284
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,620
Yesterday, Samantha
went back in time.
285
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,260
That trumps anything
Jeannie ever did.
286
00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:36,740
Oh, yeah?
Well, Jeannie can freeze time.
287
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:40,180
So, Samantha would go back,
and Jeannie could just freeze her there.
288
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,180
Who kicked whose ass then?
289
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,820
You know what would
decide this whole thing?
290
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:49,500
A little Samantha-on-Jeannie
mud wrestling.
291
00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:52,300
I'd pay a dollar
to see that.
292
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:55,060
All I know is,
Samantha helps Darrin at work...
293
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,580
but what does Jeannie do
for Major Nelson?
294
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,700
Turns his boss
into a monkey.
295
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,700
This is not helpful.
296
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:07,420
I've got to call Major Nelson's
sexuality into question here.
297
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,900
I mean, any guy who's got
a half-naked genie...
298
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,900
He's got her doing
more than his laundry.
299
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:14,940
Hey, you know
what would be best?
300
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,700
Samantha's hair,
Jeannie's pretty bottle room...
301
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,700
and Wonder Woman's
accessories.
302
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:25,420
Hey, guys.
303
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,340
We've been talking about this
for a really, really long time.
304
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,340
Oh! Ooh!
305
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,180
I got it!
I got the quote!
306
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:49,140
"What a long, strange trip it's been
in Forman's basement."
307
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:52,980
Yeah. We have made a lot
of memories in that basement.
308
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:55,420
Too bad we can't
remember any of 'em.
309
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,980
All right, you guys.
I think it's ready.
310
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,940
I'm off to pop.
311
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:01,940
Wait a minute.
I hate that quote.
312
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:05,060
My name isn't anywhere
in that quote.
313
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:08,340
Okay, fine. You know,
I'll just make my quote...
314
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:10,780
"What a long, strange trip
it's been...
315
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,500
with Jackie Burkhart."
316
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,540
Yeah, okay...
317
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:18,340
but without
the "long, strange trip" part.
318
00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:20,860
- All right. So I'll just write...
- "I love Jackie Burkhart."
319
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,980
Okay.
320
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:26,500
Okay, guys, I did it.
Looks better, right?
321
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:33,140
Great. All right.
Picture time.
322
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:36,180
Yeah, I'll meet you guys in there.
I gotta change my blouse.
323
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,940
Everybody out.
324
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,700
- Oops, sorry!
- Kelso!
325
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:51,700
Kelso, we just talked
about this today!
326
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:56,020
Well, damn, Donna.
If you'd just let me see 'em, I'd stop.
327
00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:59,500
Fine.
328
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,620
They're beautiful.
329
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:11,639
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