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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:09,040 Hey, guys. It is literally a million degrees out. 2 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,200 I'm wearing shorts in January! 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,520 Have you ever seen prettier legs on a fella? 4 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,280 Michael, we'll admire your legs later. 5 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,960 Snow Prom is tomorrow. We need to keep up our campaign for Snow Queen and Snow King. 6 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:25,200 Jackie, I did campaign. I wrote our names all over the place. 7 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,440 Kelso, you peed in the snow. 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,920 In cursive! 9 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,280 It was awesome. 10 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,680 Okay, look, you may not take this seriously, but I do. 11 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,120 I used to be a rich, popular girl. 12 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,160 But now that my dad has cut me off, I'm not rich... 13 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,440 so I have to be twice as popular. 14 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,280 Okay, maybe you should spend less time worrying about being popular... 15 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,400 and more time being thoughtful, friendly, considerate. 16 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,360 Okay, can I get a translation because that was gibberish. 17 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,400 Come on, Michael. 18 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,400 Hey, you know what? We should all go to Snow Prom together, in one car... 19 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,080 all of us hanging out, laughing, driving. 20 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,040 Whoo-hoo! Good times. 21 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,360 You need a ride, don't you? 22 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:12,280 I so do. Pick me up at the radio station. 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,760 All right. We'll all go together. 24 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,600 Whoa. Whoa. Hyde, you're going to a school dance? 25 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,520 You're going to stink bomb the teachers' lounge, aren't you? I want in! 26 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,560 No, man, kid stuff. 27 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:27,360 See, during the dance, I'm going to throw a party in Coach Ferguson's office. 28 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,360 I'm bringing my best stuff. 29 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,360 A party with your best stuff? 30 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,760 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 31 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:39,560 - You know it. - Oh, boy, you have a pi�ata? 32 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,640 It's weird. I feel like I'm forgetting something. 33 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:51,080 I've got my watch, my wallet, my who-am-I-kidding condom. 34 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,920 Yeah, sounds like you got everything, except for a tall redhead. 35 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,640 Yeah. What man doesn't love a tall red... 36 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,400 Oh, my God, Donna! I forgot Donna. 37 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:13,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 38 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:48,160 Mr. Hyde? In school after hours? 39 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,680 What, are you trying to establish an alibi? 40 00:02:55,560 --> 00:03:00,760 Coach Ferguson, shouldn't you be on the football field teaching boys to play with balls? 41 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,760 Don't push my buttons, wiseacre. 42 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,920 And there he goes. 43 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,720 I think now is a good time to go fumigate his office. 44 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,760 Oh. I have exciting news for you two. 45 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,560 Michael, you have been elected Snow King. 46 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,640 Yeah! 47 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,680 And, Jackie, you are the new Snow Queen runner-up! 48 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,360 Oh, my God! This is the happiest day of my life! 49 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,400 Wait, runner-up? 50 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:38,640 How could that be? There's been a mistake! It was fixed! 51 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,880 You poke me one more time, I'm gonna paddle you. 52 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,720 That'd be hot. 53 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,360 I-I have a serious announcement. 54 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:54,200 A tornado warning has been issued. I'm told it's code red. 55 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:57,320 I don't know the codes, but red sounds serious. 56 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,240 Michael, this is my worst nightmare. 57 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,720 A tornado is your worst nightmare? 58 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,440 Mine's monsters. 59 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,720 How could I be runner-up? 60 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,800 If I'm not a rich, popular girl, I'm nothing. 61 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,360 I'm like Donna. 62 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:21,000 No, Jackie, you are the girlfriend to the Snow King. 63 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:27,280 Now, as Snow King, I must lead my people to safety. 64 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,920 All right, everyone! Everyone, follow me! 65 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,320 Remain calm, people! These are just sports balls! 66 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,240 Everyone grab a ball! 67 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,840 All right. 68 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,680 Now, I'm just so worried about Eric. 69 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,520 A tornado in January? 70 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,800 Yeah, life's full of surprises. 71 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,080 Like these two showing up 'cause they don't have a basement. 72 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,920 Surprise! 73 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,720 Gee, Red, you seem grouchy. 74 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,240 Surprise! 75 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,680 Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado, he'll get blown to Canada. 76 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,880 He's very light. 77 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,160 Kitty, the gym is the town's bomb shelter. 78 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,040 He'll be fine. 79 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,400 I just hope he's not crying. 80 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,960 Everybody knows he's my kid. 81 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,560 Okay, you're right. Eric's fine. 82 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:14,600 Let's just talk about something else. 83 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,880 Ooh! You know, Joanne taught me a lot about lady orgasms. 84 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,720 They've been around longer than I thought. 85 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,720 Okay, so talking's bad. I know, charades! 86 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,680 - No, thanks. - What are you, chicken? 87 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,760 Did you just call me chicken? 88 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,040 That's it. Move the couch, Kitty. She's going down. 89 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,720 Oh, yeah. 90 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,480 Busted, hophead. 91 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,960 People of the make-out stairwell... 92 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,400 this is your Snow King speaking. 93 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:30,960 Boo! Hit the lights, fool! 94 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:34,200 No, th-there's a tornado. Everyone go to the gym. 95 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,560 The Snow King has spoken! 96 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,960 All right. That's gross. Who threw the retainer? 97 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,120 Oh, my God, Fez! A tornado? 98 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,640 This changes everything. This could be our last night here on earth. 99 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,600 Oh, no. I'm going to die a virgin. 100 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:59,040 Not if I have anything to say about it. 101 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,080 You can talk all you want, but there's a tornado coming. 102 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,640 Fez, I mean, let's do it. 103 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,640 It? 104 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,600 "It" it? All right. 105 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,560 I'm going to need you. 106 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,880 - Eric, you're here! - Donna, look, I'm sorry I'm late. 107 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,840 I really did want to pick you up before the dance. So it's no big deal, really. 108 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,960 No big deal? It's a huge deal. 109 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:34,640 I was in back filing records, and suddenly everyone was gone, and I was stuck here alone. 110 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,600 And you risked the tornado for me. 111 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,400 Tornado? 112 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,840 What tornado... 113 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,440 could stop me from helping you? 114 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:56,680 So, uh, tell me, um, is the tornado, like, um... like, out there? 115 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,400 Yeah. They say it's a biggie. 116 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,560 - Oh. - Eric, are you okay? 117 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,640 Sure. 118 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,280 Uh, it's just that now that I know you're okay... 119 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,840 I can finally start worrying about me. 120 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,440 And, see, the thing about me is... 121 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,480 I don't want to die. 122 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:28,900 So, what to do? 123 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:36,740 Let's see, there's you, there's me, candlelight. 124 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:38,740 You know, back in the old days we would have... 125 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:41,980 - We're not doing that. - Uh-huh, yeah, yeah. 126 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:48,220 So quick to dismiss the thing you once ached for. 127 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:54,180 You mean, cheese sticks? 128 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,100 If you want to call it that, sure. 129 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,220 Gyrating. 130 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:13,620 Ehh, twisting. Uh... 131 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,620 Hips! You make me feel like hips! 132 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:21,180 Uh, time! We win. 133 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:25,180 I was dancing! 134 00:10:25,260 --> 00:10:28,820 "You make me feel like hips"? 135 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:33,780 It could have been a song. 136 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:37,940 Is it hard to lose, Red? 'Cause you make it look so easy. 137 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,660 You're in big trouble, bud. 138 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:48,300 You should suspend me. 139 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,460 I need a vacation. 140 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:54,820 A tornado's coming. It's code red. 141 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:58,540 You know what that means. I think it's serious. 142 00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:02,420 A tornado? 143 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,660 Deadly spirals of wind really freak me out. 144 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:09,020 - All right, Coach Girlie. Calm down. - I can't die yet! 145 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:12,420 There's so much I haven't experienced. 146 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,100 I bet I know one thing you haven't experienced. 147 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:25,260 Tornadoes get a bad rap, man. 148 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:27,700 It's not like the Wizard of Oz. 149 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,140 I mean, where are the midgets? 150 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:33,340 I bet I could bench, like, 10 midgets. 151 00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:36,940 Hey, look at all the stuff you confiscated. 152 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:39,860 Mine. Mine. 153 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:44,060 Ooh, la, la. Mine now. 154 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:48,260 Why am I not Snow Queen? 155 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,940 For the last two weeks, I was nice to everybody. 156 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:56,580 Well, maybe not the A.V. Club, but I mean, come on. 157 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:59,100 Jackie, you can't just be nice for two weeks. 158 00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:03,940 You have to be nice all the time. Or very handsome. 159 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,900 Oh, my banana nose! 160 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:10,380 Oh. I thought this was gone forever. 161 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,420 Ha. It's still funny! 162 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:16,380 Maybe Donna was right. 163 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:19,580 Maybe being popular isn't as important as being nice to people. 164 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:24,660 I mean, I know that sounds wrong, but anything's possible. 165 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:28,620 Hey, Jackie, whatever makes you feel better about being a loser. 166 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:33,820 Hey, watch the banana nose! 167 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:41,380 Hey, Hyde, when this is all over, you think we'll still be friends? 168 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:47,500 Well, my head says no, but my heart says no. 169 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,860 So, no. 170 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:54,540 I wonder what Donna and Forman are doing right now. 171 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:59,260 This is the best tornado ever! 172 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:03,980 I know! And who better to be stuck here with than America's most beloved rock band... 173 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,700 ladies and gentlemen, Aerosmith! 174 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:13,020 Hey, as rock legends, we've had some pretty good times. 175 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:16,340 But it doesn't get any better than this. Hello, Wisconsin! 176 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:21,460 Yeah, I dig this joint too. Hello, Wisconsin. 177 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,420 That was your Aerosmith? 178 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,380 You're bad at that. 179 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:30,700 Steven Tyler is way cooler, and Joe Perry is so dreamy. 180 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:33,140 God, you're bad at that! 181 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:35,900 What? That was dead-on! Right, guys? 182 00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:40,900 I bought it. 183 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:46,060 You, uh, really think I'm dreamy? 184 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:53,340 Whoa. 185 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:56,940 The station manager's stuff is way better than ours. 186 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,860 Well, I lived my dream. Let's go. 187 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:05,060 Oh, wait. We can't just leave Jackie here like that. 188 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:07,100 You're right. 189 00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:12,900 Okay, we're good. 190 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:24,860 Oh, Toto. Losing Snow Queen has left me searching for guidance. 191 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,180 Surely, the Wizard of Oz can help. 192 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:34,060 Oh, well, Jackie, why'd you make me the Scarecrow? He needs a brain. 193 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,460 No. No, I made you the Scarecrow... 194 00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:40,460 because you love chasing birds. 195 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:42,660 - I do love chasing birds. - Okay. 196 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:51,780 Is this some kind of joke, 'cause I'm not laughing. 197 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:55,900 Kelso's the Scarecrow? Yeah. 198 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:06,220 Look, guys! I'm a bear. 199 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,540 Fez, you're the Cowardly Lion. 200 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:14,500 But I want to be a bear. 201 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,140 - At least you got a brain. - This sucks. 202 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,300 Oh, will everyone just shut up? 203 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:24,100 When it's your dream, you can be whatever you want. 204 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,740 I want to be a bear. 205 00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,340 Jackie, what the hell? 206 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:42,460 She totally made you a witch. That's so awesome! 207 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,700 She made you a flying monkey. 208 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,660 What? 209 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,260 Oh, crap! 210 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,180 - Let's kick her ass! - Yeah. 211 00:15:56,620 --> 00:16:00,140 Miss Wizard, I'm confused. I lost Snow Queen. 212 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,940 And now I'm wondering if titles and popularity... 213 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:05,780 aren't as important as being a good person. 214 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,300 Well, how do you know when you're a good person? 215 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:12,860 When everyone likes you, right? When you're popular. 216 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:15,900 - And how do you know when you're popular? - Oh, my God! 217 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:19,420 When you win titles like Snow Queen! 218 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:23,300 Winning titles and being a good person are the same thing. 219 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:26,100 So you go after that title, child. 220 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:29,260 Oh, I will, Miss Wizard. I will. 221 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:33,540 And remember, if someone calls you shallow, they're just jealous. 222 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:37,380 Just jealous. Jealous. Jealous. 223 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:48,060 Ah, our own private stairwell. 224 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,980 This is exactly how I pictured losing my virginity... 225 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:55,620 except it was on a bed of flowers... 226 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,100 and there were two of you. 227 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:05,020 Tornado passed through, is heading to Illinois. 228 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:07,740 Kiss my ass, Chicago! 229 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:13,660 Oh, my God! We're-We're safe. 230 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,820 Sex just doesn't seem important anymore. 231 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,740 I... I disagree. 232 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:25,020 And... And here's why. 233 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:28,300 Let's go celebrate with everyone. 234 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:34,980 Oh, you can make a tornado, but you can't let me do it? 235 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:39,420 No, you are not a just God! 236 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,980 Okay. 237 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,460 No six. 238 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:48,820 No six. And... 239 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,460 six! 240 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:56,100 - Look, Park Place. - Ah, Park Place. 241 00:17:56,180 --> 00:18:00,100 - Pay up. - I told you we shouldn't spend all our money on Marvin Gardens. 242 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:07,180 Oh, and Baltic Avenue was such a help. 243 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,580 I bought that with my beauty-contest winnings. 244 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:17,020 Mmm. Poor Red, losing again. 245 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:21,140 While we have this large housing development... 246 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:24,500 that I like to call Joanne Land. 247 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,500 Where's Red Land? 248 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:32,020 I'll tell you where it is. It's right up your... 249 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,740 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Shh. 250 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:38,860 This just in. The National Weather Service has canceled the tornado warning. 251 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:42,660 And updating our top story, a local teen is in critical condition... 252 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,660 Oh, game over. Call it a tie. 253 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,740 A tie? We had all the money. 254 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:51,820 So? We had the get-out-of-jail-free card. 255 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,300 And you can't put a price on freedom. 256 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,500 Night, night. 257 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,700 Look, Jackie, I know you're upset... 258 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:06,620 and I don't know why you're not Snow Queen. 259 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:10,180 But I do know this: I am Snow King. 260 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,100 So that's pretty cool. 261 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:20,420 Michael, I'm not upset. I just had the best dream. 262 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,300 And now I've got to campaign for next year. 263 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,340 Guys, how's my hair? 264 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:29,740 - Yeah, it's fantastic. - Wonderful. Wonderful. 265 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:35,260 This was fun. We haven't just hung out in, like, forever. 266 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:39,340 Plus, you're, like, my hero. Most guys would not risk a tornado for an ex-girlfriend. 267 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:41,300 Yeah. 268 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:55,100 Wow. 269 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:59,580 Yeah, well, I just wanted to kiss you... 270 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:03,420 before you found out that I went to the dance, forgot you and I didn't know about the tornado. 271 00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,380 Okay, this was swell. 272 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,180 Wait, wait, wait. 273 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,260 So, you forgot me? 274 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,940 Okay, you're mad. 275 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:20,340 Actually, no. 276 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,460 I mean, if we were still dating, I'd be super pissed. 277 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:25,780 But we're not, so it's kind of funny. 278 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:29,460 You know what? Let me buy you a burger. 279 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:34,300 I can't believe you totally snaked a kiss under false pretenses. 280 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:37,020 Yeah, I'm a little proud of that, yeah. 281 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:45,220 Well, I'm a lock for next year. 282 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,540 I introduced myself to everyone. 283 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,860 And I know they liked me, 'cause they laughed at everything I said. 284 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:58,260 I mean, I even shook hands with that nose-picking, chess-club guy. 285 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,660 Ooh, I'd better wash up. 286 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,300 - You ready? - Yeah. 287 00:21:07,305 --> 00:21:13,797 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org22214

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