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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,180 --> 00:00:06,220 Hey, hey. Do you guys hear that? 2 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:09,020 That was me. I had hot dogs for lunch. 3 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:14,380 Not that. I'm talking about the sweet sound of no women. 4 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:17,140 I never hear that. 5 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:20,380 Jackie's voice is burned into my brain. 6 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,700 I wish it would stop, but it won't. 7 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:26,780 Remember back in the day when it was just us guys? That was good times. 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,260 More like desperate, "I don't care if she has a mustache... 9 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:32,100 I'll take her anyway" times. 10 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:35,500 You know what? I say, who needs women? 11 00:00:35,580 --> 00:00:37,860 Come on! Let's get crazy. What was that? 12 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:40,700 Did someone say mini golf? 13 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:45,020 I'm still not allowed back in there. 14 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:48,780 I mean, what's the point of having a windmill you can't ride? 15 00:00:48,860 --> 00:00:51,420 We could go beer bowling. That's always fun. 16 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:56,060 I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact. 17 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:00,740 Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again? 18 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:05,180 Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer? 19 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:08,780 Pink ball only until I lose my virginity. 20 00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:17,820 Sorry. Them's the rules. 21 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:23,140 All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. 22 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:26,020 You get a gutter ball, you chug. 23 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:28,780 You get a 7-10 split... 24 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:30,980 seven to 10 chugs. 25 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:34,460 Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. 26 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:41,180 Man, that joke never gets old. 27 00:01:41,220 --> 00:01:45,060 Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. 28 00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:54,660 Now, why isn't that funny? 29 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,260 This is livin'. 30 00:01:58,340 --> 00:02:02,180 A little bowling, a lot of beer, and just us guys. 31 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:04,420 - Hey. - Hey. 32 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:10,060 Man, bowling-alley chicks are easy. 33 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:18,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 34 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,080 Jill. Glad you could make it. 35 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,520 Guys, this is Jill, the girl I told you about. 36 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:55,520 Oh, you're the one that hasn't put out yet. 37 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,640 Ay! Nice to meet you. 38 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,600 You too. So, who's up first? 39 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:11,680 Me. 40 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,200 Can I be next? 41 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,840 Hey, buddy? Hyde? Buddy? 42 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,760 Can I talk to you for a second, buddy? 43 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,120 Hyde, what's goin' on? I thought this was supposed to be guys' night. 44 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,960 Don't worry about it, man. She's-She's cool. She's like one of us. 45 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:35,280 In three beers, she'll be belchin' like a Kennedy. 46 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,800 This is "guys' night only," man. 47 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,080 Yeah, I say out with the whore. 48 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,680 Hey, I'll buy the next round of beer. 49 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,080 The whore stays. 50 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,320 Okay, good night, you two. 51 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,360 Boy, that Joanne... She's somethin', huh? 52 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,160 - Yeah, she's nice. I like her. - Good. Good. 53 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,480 Me too. Not that I'm ready to jump into anything. 54 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,040 I hate jumping. Makes me jiggle. 55 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,960 But I won't like her if it bothers you... 56 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,400 'cause I know you've had a tough time since your mom left. 57 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,960 No, Dad, I think it's nice that you have a friend. 58 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,920 - Really? - Yeah. 59 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,320 I also think it's nice that you're bathing and shaving again. 60 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,360 Yeah. That was a long eight weeks, wasn't it? 61 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,680 So long. 62 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,560 Boy, Kitty, you missed a great game. 63 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,680 The Bucks made a last-second shot and sent those Lakers home... 64 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:43,720 with their tails between their California fruitcake asses! 65 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,600 Go home, fruitcakes! 66 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,720 I've never seen old Pastor Dave so excited. 67 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,320 He swore at the referee. 68 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,480 "Son of a stitch." I said, "Son of a stitch." 69 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,040 Oh, well, I'm sure that fooled God. 70 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:07,000 Hey, Dave, the Celtics are in town tomorrow. You up for it? 71 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:11,040 - I'm in! - Oh. Pastor Dave, tomorrow's Sunday. 72 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,360 You have church on Sunday. 73 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,440 Right, church. Church, right. 74 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,840 Well, just get someone to sub for you. Every Sunday... 75 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,240 I see six other guys up there in robes... 76 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:27,600 who only shake themselves awake when the wine comes out. 77 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,560 Any one of them could do your job. 78 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,800 Well, if God didn't want me to go to basketball... 79 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:36,160 he wouldn't have made foam fingers so much fun. 80 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:40,480 Check it out. The hand of God is pointing at you. 81 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,120 Okay, see you at church. 82 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,680 Yes! Another strike for Forman. 83 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,440 Man, is there anything better than bowling with the boys? 84 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,400 Yeah. 85 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:09,200 - Making out with a chick. - Exactly. 86 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:13,000 But first... Hey, Kelso, there are words on my balls. 87 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,600 Let's go. 88 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,680 Fine. Go. 89 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:30,640 But they're gonna miss the finest game of 10-pin since "Marvelous" Marv Winkleman... 90 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,920 Wisconsin's "Velvet Thumb." 91 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,080 Yes! It's another strike! 92 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:42,000 You guys, I'm in some kind of... beery zone. 93 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,160 All right. That's it. 94 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,080 Hey, Jill? Hey, thanks for stopping by. 95 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,720 Hyde, wipe your mouth. Let's go. 96 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,280 I was gonna go home with Jill. 97 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,280 Well, we came together, Hyde... 98 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,480 so I kind of think we should leave together. 99 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,720 Fine. Steven, call me later. 100 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,640 Forman, what the hell are you doing, man? 101 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,040 Me? You spent all night... 102 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,640 making out with little Miss Can't-find-a-bra. 103 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,800 - Hey! - Come on. You made me the third wheel. 104 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:31,560 Who cares, man? Her parents are out of town, and they got a water bed! 105 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,720 But you killed that dream. I'm out of here. 106 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:38,760 But... You don't get to storm out, okay? I storm out! 107 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,160 Hiya, princess. 108 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,640 Rhonda? What are you doing here? 109 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:04,000 Waitin' for Fez, chompin' some cheese curls. 110 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:07,560 You know what? Michael doesn't tell me where he goes either. 111 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,800 - I hate that. - Kelso and Fez are on their way back from bowling. 112 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,560 They want to make out. 113 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,320 How'd you know all this? 114 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,440 Let's French, ladies! 115 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:28,800 Michael, she's in the loop! Why am I not in the loop? 116 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:32,400 All right. Look, Jackie. I don't know what loop you're talking about... 117 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,120 but... 118 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,160 if she's already in it... 119 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,160 I don't think there's gonna be room for you too. 120 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:51,560 Donna. Well, you're up early. 121 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,000 Surprisingly early. 122 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:58,880 You slept here? Already? 123 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,920 You just met! 124 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,480 Listen, Donna, I'm gonna be honest with you. 125 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:10,080 Your father and I have started an... intimate relationship. 126 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,680 And, you know, it's still a little awkward for us. 127 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,200 Emotionally, not physically. Well, a little... 128 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,080 I think I might be sick. 129 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,520 Look, I know this is a lot for you to take in right now. 130 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,440 But I think it would be better for all of us... 131 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,920 to just stop the charade and get it all out in the open. 132 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,800 Joanne! When did you get here? 133 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,960 Oh, my God. 134 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,560 Oh, look at the time. 135 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,520 And on a personal note, I have an announcement to make. 136 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:49,200 I have always found happiness in serving the good people of Point Place. 137 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,240 But after talking to a dear friend... 138 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:57,200 I realized that church is just not where the party is, if you know what I mean. 139 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:01,320 So I'm resigning as your pastor... 140 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,960 thanks to my friend Red Forman. 141 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,880 Red, give the crowd a wave. 142 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:22,000 Well, if you weren't going to hell before, you're going first class now. 143 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,400 Go, Bucks! 144 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,960 Kelso, you should tell Jackie where you go. 145 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,000 That way, when she wants to do it, she can find you and do it. 146 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,960 Boy, do I want to do it. 147 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:46,400 Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: 148 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,920 "I don't know." 149 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,800 "Where are you going?" "I don't know." 150 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:56,120 "What are you thinking about?" "I don't know." 151 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,480 "Who's that under you?" "I don't know." 152 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:02,600 You see, it's bulletproof. 153 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,720 Why are you friends with him? 154 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,680 I don't know. 155 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,680 Hyde, what the hell? 156 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,840 What is she doing in my seat? 157 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,760 I don't know. 158 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,360 That's a good one, Kelso. 159 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,800 Just sit on the floor. 160 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,760 The floor? Why don't I sit on the floor? 161 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:30,320 Visitors get the floor, all right? And that's you, Terri Tube Top. 162 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,640 Oh, and by the way, it's winter! 163 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,280 You're a drag. 164 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,240 Okay, well, sayonara, Yoko. 165 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,400 What? We're kind of the Beatles. 166 00:11:51,450 --> 00:11:54,410 So it's just supposed to be guys' night out, right? 167 00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:57,490 And in walks Hyde's skank of the week to wreck it all. 168 00:11:57,570 --> 00:12:02,090 Years of friendship trumped by one pair of lopsided boobs. 169 00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:05,650 Yeah, that's right. I noticed, but I didn't say anything... 170 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:07,850 because I'm nice. 171 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:13,050 I had to talk to my dad's new girlfriend about the sex they had last night. 172 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:16,650 Yeah, okay, you win. 173 00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:20,170 You know, at first, I thought it was great my dad had a friend. 174 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,090 But when I found out they were doin' it... 175 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:25,810 it took things to, like, a sick place, you know? 176 00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:28,690 And it really made me realize that my mom is gone. 177 00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:33,210 - Like, gone. - Maybe you should say something. 178 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,530 No. He's been through so much. 179 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:39,410 - I mean, I want him to be happy, you know? - Yeah. 180 00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:42,330 So Bob's sleeping with Joanne, huh? 181 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:48,890 God, am I, like, the only guy in Point Place who's not gettin' any? 182 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,890 Yes. Yes, you are. 183 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:56,810 - And you think that's funny? - Yes. Yes, I do. 184 00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:05,050 Well, Mrs. Candiotti just told me to shove... 185 00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:08,290 a very holy book in a very unholy place. 186 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:16,250 Nice going, Red. The whole church hates us now. 187 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:20,970 Kitty, I had nothing to do with Dave leaving the church. 188 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:25,290 You know, God works in mysterious ways. 189 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:28,930 - "Let he who is without"... - Oh, can it. 190 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,890 Well, the torch-carrying mob will be here any minute. Better turn on the light. 191 00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:38,730 They won't need a light. 192 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:41,090 They've got torches. 193 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:56,170 Rhonda? How'd you get in here? 194 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,410 I used my key. 195 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:05,010 Michael, why does she have a key and I don't? 196 00:14:05,090 --> 00:14:10,250 Well, it's not because everyone doesn't want you to have one. 197 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,490 That's for sure. 198 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:24,130 - Don't sweat it, small stuff. We're all part of the gang. - Excuse me? 199 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:26,490 Uh, no. 200 00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:30,170 I had to kiss butt for, like, a year to be part of this gang. 201 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,290 That was you being nice? 202 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:40,850 Good God! She thinks she was being nice? 203 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:45,170 Look, all I know is you are not a part of this gang. 204 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,050 Really? 205 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:50,170 Well... 206 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:52,090 Snow White... 207 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,730 why don't we wrestle for it? 208 00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:57,770 And if I win, I'm in. 209 00:14:57,850 --> 00:15:00,690 Street rules. No tap-outs. 210 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:03,490 - Okay, okay, you're in! - Yea! I'm in! 211 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:08,890 That's nice, but... 212 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:12,650 maybe you should wrestle her anyways. 213 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:16,130 Oh, yeah! 214 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,010 All right. Shirts off! Let's get it on! 215 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,890 Oh, good. You're both here. 216 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,250 Look, I know you two are together... 217 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,690 and, Dad, I want you to be happy. 218 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,730 But I just don't think I'm ready for this. 219 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,650 Joanne! When did you get here? 220 00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,730 - Dad! - Bob! 221 00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:45,770 All right. Donna, what do you want us to do? 222 00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:49,170 - You want us to stop seeing each other? - No. No. 223 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,410 It's just that... 224 00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:54,610 Well, could you go back to lying to me? 225 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,290 I mean, that seemed to work. 226 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:01,570 I am always in favor of lying when it comes to children. 227 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,650 Bob, we were honest with Donna... 228 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,730 and now she's being honest with us. 229 00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:08,890 We'll hold off on the overnight visits for a while. 230 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:13,090 Thank you. Thanks. That's really... Thanks. 231 00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:18,730 Well, if you're not staying the night, we'd better get upstairs. 232 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:25,370 Oh, hey, Hyde. Is that you? 233 00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:28,090 I didn't recognize you without Skankarilla hanging off your face. 234 00:16:32,770 --> 00:16:36,450 Are you still on this? It's like having a wife. 235 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:40,290 Listen, don't flatter yourself. I'd only marry someone who's nice to his friends. 236 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:45,290 Her friends. Shut up. The... The point is... 237 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:48,530 Yeah, man, I get the point. And you can drop it, all right? She dumped me. 238 00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:51,130 - What? - Yeah. She said she didn't like you. 239 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:54,210 I told her, "Too bad. We're friends." And that was it. 240 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:59,330 Oh, man, I feel terrible. Is there anything I can do? 241 00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:03,170 I don't know, man. I kind of really liked her. 242 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:07,130 Hey, how does 10 bucks sound? 243 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:16,610 Forman, 10 lousy bucks can't replace Jill. 244 00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:18,770 Yeah. 245 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,730 How about 20? 246 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:23,730 Jill who? 247 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,170 Okay. 248 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:29,770 - Hey, Red. - Dave, what's with you? 249 00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:31,930 You don't just up and leave the church... 250 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:35,130 because I invited you to a basketball game on Sunday. 251 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:37,290 Red, you said it yourself. 252 00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:39,890 There are six guys who would take my place. No one would notice. 253 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:42,610 Sit down, Dave. 254 00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,810 Let me tell you a little story... 255 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:49,010 about three bags of dog crap. 256 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:52,250 One on my front porch, one in my mailbox... 257 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:55,770 and one in the backseat of my car... 258 00:17:55,850 --> 00:18:00,210 all from people who are so upset about losing you... 259 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:05,130 that they are willing to find, handle and bag dog crap. 260 00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:08,930 Really? My congregation... 261 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:13,170 has turned to vandalism and petty harassment on account of me? 262 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,650 I am truly blessed. 263 00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:18,610 - Then you're staying? - Yeah. 264 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,570 Good. Now, come on. 265 00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:24,410 Let's celebrate by returning those bags to their rightful owner. 266 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:29,050 Like it says in the Bible, "As you sow, so shall you reap." 267 00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:32,250 Jesus was talking about love, but it works for doggy doo, I think. 268 00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:43,970 - Jill, what are you doing here? - All right. I confess. 269 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:47,530 'Twas me. I asked Jill to meet us here. 270 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:51,290 Jill, Hyde's my friend. That's no reason to break up with him. 271 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,770 What? He broke up with me. 272 00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:55,690 He said he had to spend time with you... 273 00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:59,490 because of some brain inflammation that made you act like a dill-hole. 274 00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:06,890 But I don't have a brain thing. 275 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:09,810 He forgets he has it. It's part of the disease. 276 00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:12,010 Why did you lie to me? 277 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:14,090 Yeah, and me. 278 00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:18,490 Well, the thing is... 279 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:21,690 you like the Little River Band. 280 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:25,770 I mean, I... I can't be with a girl who likes the Little River Band. 281 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,170 Yeah, take that, missy! 282 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:34,250 And you! You wouldn't shut up about me making out on guys' night... 283 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:38,650 which wouldn't have bothered you if you had a tongue stuck down your throat. 284 00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:41,610 So for the love of God, man, find a tongue! 285 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,290 I do need a tongue. 286 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:51,810 Hey, Jill, I like the Little River Band. 287 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:55,170 You're both freaks! 288 00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:59,130 Nice try. 289 00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:03,850 - What are you guys doing here? - Jackie and Rhonda are all mad at us. 290 00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:08,250 We encourage one little topless girl fight. 291 00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,410 And then all the sudden, we're the jerks. 292 00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:16,730 - So let's bowl. - Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. 293 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:23,130 Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue. 294 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:26,690 - Good one. - That's nice. 295 00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:28,610 - That's funny. - That was good. 296 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:33,130 My balls are finally funny. 297 00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:02,170 No, no, no, no. No tap-outs, you girl. 298 00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:09,330 Yes! We have a winner! 299 00:21:10,305 --> 00:21:16,531 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org23654

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