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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,180 --> 00:00:04,460 We live in a world of information. 2 00:00:05,540 --> 00:00:08,660 Cyberspace is choc-a-block with the stuff. 3 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:11,700 Half of it is accurate, but boring. 4 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:14,660 The other half is just plain wrong and useless. 5 00:00:15,740 --> 00:00:18,460 But one per cent of it is of great value. 6 00:00:19,660 --> 00:00:24,020 And one per cent of that one per cent is lethal. 7 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,380 ALL: Cheers! 8 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:43,980 To Jo. It's horrible. 9 00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:48,580 Happy birthday, Jo. 10 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:57,820 Just what I wanted. 11 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:02,940 I got a pony for my 21st. She's already got a pony. 12 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:09,060 I was a sneak thief. 13 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:11,100 I hacked into the Pentagon, 14 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:13,380 The Ministry of Defence, 15 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:15,980 City of London, and other places. 16 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:18,700 And I had a good look at their dirty underwear. 17 00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:22,380 I tell you, it's not a good way to make friends. 18 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:26,380 I wouldn't blame them for wanting me dead. 19 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:41,620 Yes. Yes, I've seen it. 20 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:46,740 Well, I suppose one should be grateful that the apostrophe's in the right place. 21 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:51,660 Of course... I have taken remedial action. 22 00:01:58,580 --> 00:02:00,700 Have you picked your first victim yet? 23 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,780 How long a list do you want? 24 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:18,100 I'm speaking to ex-criminal turned best-selling author, Nicky Turnbull. 25 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:19,860 Mr Turnbull. Nicky. 26 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:22,820 Sorry. Nicky. On the cover of your paperback, 27 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:27,420 you're called "the first of the rock'n'roll hackers." Would you like to elaborate? 28 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:30,020 We live in a world of information. 29 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:34,020 Cyberspace is choc-a-block with the stuff. Tosser. 30 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:48,380 Hi, pet, it's your dad. I got your message. Um... 31 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,140 I'll try again this evening. 32 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:53,900 Let's try and have a conversation one of these young days, 33 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,700 or one of these weeks. Love you. 34 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:58,140 Morning, sir. Governor wants a word. 35 00:02:58,140 --> 00:03:00,740 It's all right, I've scrubbed my fingernails. 36 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:07,420 Does the name Nicky Turnbull mean anything to you? 37 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:11,220 Celebrity criminal. I happened to catch him on the radio on the way in. 38 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:14,540 Any conclusions? I wasn't really paying much attention. 39 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:17,340 He's been getting death threats. His agent telephoned. 40 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:19,940 Could we keep an eye on him while he's in Oxford? 41 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:21,300 Baby-sitting? 42 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,980 I'm not utterly convinced about these death threats, 43 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:27,580 but, on the other hand, I made a discreet call to Whitehall. 44 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:29,700 Mr Turnbull's not without enemies. 45 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:34,260 I don't suppose you've read his book? No, it passed me by. 46 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:36,380 Just out in paperback. 47 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:40,300 "The astonishing story of how a boy from the wrong side of the tracks on Tyneside 48 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:43,940 uncovered the deadliest secrets of MI5 and the Pentagon." 49 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:45,860 The first "rock'n'roll hacker". 50 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:48,300 Ah! You were paying attention. 51 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,540 Well, that bit sort of sunk in. 52 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:54,340 He also stole a few million quid from various corporate piggy banks - 53 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:56,340 including a couple of Oxford colleges 54 00:03:56,340 --> 00:04:00,940 ending up in prison where he learned to be a writer and found redemption. 55 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:05,180 Warms your heart, doesn't it? I can think of better ways to warm my heart. 56 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:10,100 He's from your part of the world, so you can talk about whippets, and leeks, and Alan Shearer. 57 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:13,740 Is that his name? Yeah, that's his name. But he's retired now. 58 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:17,100 There's the book, and there's a copy of his Oxford itinerary. 59 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:19,780 Try and keep him alive till four o'clock tomorrow. 60 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:22,900 And maybe check whether he's really retired. 61 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:25,860 Noted. 62 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:32,780 I remember this place when it was a prison. 63 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:37,060 I suppose it's a compliment to our clean-up rate that it isn't needed any more. 64 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:39,060 Yeah, that must be it. 65 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:45,620 Finished that already? I sort of speed-read it. 66 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,740 I see. Any good? 67 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:51,620 It's exploiting the public's fascination with crime and criminals. 68 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:53,420 Are we being exploited? 69 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:58,940 I wonder if this police protection is just a publicity stunt. 70 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:01,700 I wouldn't bet against it, sir. 71 00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:17,260 What is it about people that wear dark glasses even when the sun isn't shining? 72 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:25,380 Wow! A formidable police presence, eh? 73 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:27,780 Your agent says you've had death threats. 74 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:30,140 We've been ordered to give you protection. 75 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:32,820 I could have done with yous two when I was in prison. 76 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:35,900 The old lags give you a hard time? It's all in the book. 77 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,900 Don't suppose you've read it yet, but... No, I've read it. 78 00:05:39,980 --> 00:05:42,700 Oh, he's a good lad, your sergeant. I know. 79 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:48,100 I haven't read your book, so you'll need to tell me who might like to kill you. 80 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,500 I certainly upset people in the Pentagon. 81 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:55,340 And in Whitehall, I caused one or two early retirements on full pension. 82 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:59,820 Then I took a few million from er... a couple of chaps in the City of London. 83 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:04,260 They do it to each other all the time, like, but they don't like it when it's a lad like me. 84 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:09,100 "Robin Hood of the '90s. I stole from the rich and I kept it for myself." 85 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,020 That's very good. 86 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:13,140 I'm quoting your book. 87 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,140 As I said, very good. 88 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:19,300 Why would any of these people want to kill you now? 89 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:22,340 This was all years ago. You say you've retired. 90 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:26,340 Or is it just publicity for your paperback? 91 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:31,180 Probably the publication of the paperback has reminded them 92 00:06:31,180 --> 00:06:33,540 that I know where some of the bodies are buried. 93 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,580 Hotel security, James. 94 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:43,380 So, do you get back home much? 95 00:06:43,380 --> 00:06:46,980 Every night. Unless there's a major incident. 96 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:50,300 No, I mean up North. 97 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:54,140 Last proper visit, 15 years ago. My Uncle Harry's funeral. 98 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:56,260 Don't you miss it? 99 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:58,300 If I did, I'd go up more often. 100 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,820 Howay man! You can take the lad out of Tyneside, 101 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,660 you canna take Tyneside out of the lad. 102 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:07,380 Sorry, I've never been much of a professional Northerner. 103 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:09,740 Thank you very much, Mr Webster. Enjoy your stay. 104 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:12,460 I shall make resolute efforts so to do. Thank you. 105 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:14,460 Excuse me. 106 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,700 How can I help you, sir? 107 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:24,580 I was wondering if you could tell me about hotel security. 108 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:27,980 Security? As in people coming in and going out. 109 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:30,100 I see evidence of CCTV. 110 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:35,180 Yes. I suppose... that's the security. 111 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:38,780 Covering what? The main entrance and the exit to the car park? 112 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:40,020 Well... 113 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,540 ..yes. 114 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:45,140 Does it run 24 hours? I expect so. 115 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:48,180 I go off at five. Handing over to...? 116 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:51,620 His name's Paul. He's a proper hotel person. I'm only part-time. 117 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:54,060 OK. Well, thanks, Chloe. 118 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:57,540 Oh, what are you reading? PPE. 119 00:07:57,540 --> 00:07:59,780 Politics, Philosophy, Economics. 120 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,940 Good luck. Have a nice life. 121 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:13,460 Hi. Mr Turnbull? 122 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,100 Nicky. Nicky. 123 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,180 We are your reception committee. 124 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:20,900 Caroline Morton, reading English and Union President. 125 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:25,180 David Harvey, Union Secretary. I wrote the grovelling invitation. 126 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:28,900 Which I dictated, because I do long words and I schmooze well. 127 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,500 Jo Gilchrist, student journalist. 128 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,540 I'm a rugby player. I mainly do muscle. 129 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:36,780 Aye. Didn't I see you playing for England? You were there? 130 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:38,380 No, on the box, like. 131 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:41,380 You saw the Aussie who jumped on my leg and knackered my knee. 132 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:44,500 I haven't played since. But we help him with his therapy. 133 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,940 I bet you do. 134 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:49,620 Stephen Gilchrist, Jo's brother. I'm not on any committees. 135 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:54,700 I just like to hang around for the free suppers, try to keep my sister out of trouble. 136 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,140 Totally without success. 137 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:57,540 Now there's a surprise. 138 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:59,980 But we let Stephen do the money. 139 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,860 He'll be dealing with your expenses. 140 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,820 Well, that's easy, there aren't any. 141 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:05,860 The cheque'll be in the post tomorrow. 142 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,980 (CHUCKLES) Right. 143 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:14,900 I'm an old family friend from Tyneside, just passing through. 144 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:18,140 Shall we sit down and relax? 145 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,140 Anybody object to champagne? 146 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:25,180 Could we have a bottle of champagne and five glasses? 147 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,300 How do you want to organise this, sir? 148 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:34,780 Well, for a start, it's not a two-man job. In fact, I don't think it's a proper job at all. 149 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:38,340 Afternoon shift or evening shift? Take your pick. 150 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:43,140 Afternoon. I'm doing something this evening, but I can change it if you've got plans. 151 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:45,140 I very rarely have plans. 152 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:47,140 Oh, he signed your book. 153 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:50,140 Oh, I shall no doubt treasure it. 154 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:56,060 "To Tom, my favourite copper"? Tom? 155 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:58,140 Tom. James. 156 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,180 Not even close, are they? 157 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:03,700 Look how he's spelt favourite. The O and the U the wrong way round. 158 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,220 He's supposed to be a writer. 159 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:09,020 They've got computer spelling machines to do that for you nowadays. 160 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,380 Keep an eye on me, Tom. I might end up killing the bugger myself. 161 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:18,660 Cheers. Cheers. 162 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,500 See you later. Aye! Gan canny! 163 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:25,740 Who is he? Special Branch? 164 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:29,020 I could tell you, but er...I'd have to shoot you. 165 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:33,620 We've got a present for you. Good. I love presents. 166 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,460 My newspaper. 167 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,820 Jo wants to be a tabloid editor when she grows up. 168 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:40,940 I've told her she can't do both, but she ignores me. 169 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:43,220 So who's Sam? 170 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:47,340 An eminent professor of English literature. But Sam isn't his real name. 171 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:49,660 And he's got a scam? 172 00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:53,300 Examination cheating, computer-assisted. Sounds good. 173 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,340 And next week we hang him out to dry. 174 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:59,340 We're also hoping you might give us an in-depth interview while you're here. 175 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:00,540 We? 176 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:03,500 Caroline and I work together on these assignments. 177 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:08,580 Well, you might find my depths a bit shallow, but if you don't mind taking the chance... 178 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,020 We all believe in taking chances. 179 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:17,620 He's everything I hate. Everything? 180 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:20,300 Celebrity criminal and professional Geordie. 181 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,900 That's only two things. It's enough to keep me going. 182 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:43,180 Our speaker tonight is described by his publishers as 183 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:46,220 "the first of the rock'n'roll hackers". 184 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:51,300 His book bears the mouth-watering promise, "soon to be a major feature film". 185 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:56,060 And I know many would-be Oscar winners in this room would like to follow in those footsteps, 186 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:59,180 preferably without the intervening prison sentence. 187 00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:00,820 So... 188 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,820 we will be listening with more than usual interest to... 189 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:06,500 ..Nicky Turnbull! 190 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,700 Thank you, bonny lass. 191 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:20,580 If you'd told me when I was a little lad growing up in Byker 192 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:25,220 that one day I'd be speaking to the Oxford Union, I'd have said, "Don't be daft, man." 193 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,700 And Caroline's right. Stay out of prison. 194 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,420 The food's terrible. 195 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:34,860 Room service was lousy, and it's full of Chelsea supporters. 196 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:38,940 I escaped by writing a book. 197 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:40,700 Let me tell you about it. 198 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,100 We live in an age of information. 199 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:47,420 Cyberspace is choc-a-block with the stuff. 200 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:51,620 Half of it is accurate, but boring. 201 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:55,140 The other half, just plain wrong and useless. 202 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:58,300 Just one per cent is of great value. 203 00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:03,260 And one per cent of that one per cent is lethal. 204 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,820 That's where the gold's hidden. 205 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,740 And that's where I went prospecting with my little pick and shovel. 206 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:14,780 Well, my dad's a coal miner, so... I was just keeping up the family tradition, like. 207 00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:47,415 Were you really brought up in Byker? No. I was born in Jesmond. 208 00:13:48,575 --> 00:13:52,975 But you know how it is. Humble beginnings go down a treat in places like this. 209 00:13:52,975 --> 00:13:55,655 Like being a miner's son? Why aye. 210 00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:57,775 They love all that crap. 211 00:13:57,775 --> 00:14:02,175 Well, I did have an Auntie Beryl in Byker. Everybody had an Auntie Beryl in Byker. 212 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,095 Hey, look out! 213 00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:12,295 Are you all right? Aye, I'm all right. Thanks, bonny lad. 214 00:14:12,295 --> 00:14:14,215 Are you all right? Aye, aye, aye. 215 00:14:15,295 --> 00:14:18,535 Don't worry, pet. Worse things happen in prison. 216 00:14:18,535 --> 00:14:21,015 Try sharing a cell with a serial killer. 217 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:51,855 I think you should go home now. I'm under orders to protect you. 218 00:14:51,855 --> 00:14:54,575 Bollocks, man. Somebody just tried to run you down! 219 00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:58,735 Some little boy passed his driving test, celebrating with his first half of shandy? 220 00:14:58,735 --> 00:15:00,495 Nah, I'm safely gathered in, man. 221 00:15:00,495 --> 00:15:03,455 You call in to headquarters, tell them I'm standing you down. 222 00:15:03,455 --> 00:15:05,175 I'll take full responsibility. 223 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:09,455 Besides, I think I'm on a promise. Maybe two. 224 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,855 OK. First thing in the morning. 225 00:15:12,855 --> 00:15:14,815 Try second. 226 00:15:16,255 --> 00:15:18,215 Come on, now, girls. 227 00:15:51,095 --> 00:15:53,055 Housekeeping! 228 00:16:02,975 --> 00:16:04,735 Oh! I'm sorry. 229 00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:08,575 Miss? 230 00:16:39,055 --> 00:16:40,615 Yeah, Lewis. 231 00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:42,935 What? 232 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,255 Any identification? 233 00:16:47,335 --> 00:16:49,295 OK. Yeah, I'm on my way. 234 00:17:01,135 --> 00:17:03,135 Hello, pet. 235 00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:05,495 Yeah, listen, can I call you back? 236 00:17:06,575 --> 00:17:08,775 Yeah. Somebody's just found a body. 237 00:17:09,935 --> 00:17:11,895 A girl about your age, apparently. 238 00:17:13,455 --> 00:17:15,215 Yeah, I hate my job sometimes. 239 00:17:15,215 --> 00:17:18,095 But I love you and I'll definitely get back, OK? Bye-bye, love. 240 00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:32,535 Doors closing. 241 00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:36,415 In there? 242 00:17:43,935 --> 00:17:46,735 Jo Gilchrist. Yeah. 243 00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:54,135 She said she dictated the invitation for Turnbull to come and talk at the Union. 244 00:17:56,135 --> 00:17:59,695 He gets death threats and...she ends up dead. 245 00:18:02,335 --> 00:18:04,295 What's that revolver doing there? 246 00:18:05,975 --> 00:18:08,855 My daughter would say this is seriously weird. 247 00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:14,055 Dr Hobson? On her way. 248 00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:19,695 Were all these other rooms occupied? That'll be my next job, I suppose. 249 00:18:19,695 --> 00:18:21,895 With special reference to room 123. 250 00:18:21,895 --> 00:18:23,855 I'll start my house-to-house. 251 00:18:26,255 --> 00:18:29,895 Oh. Hi. Hi. 252 00:18:29,895 --> 00:18:33,975 You're Nicky's old friend from Tyneside. And you're Caroline Morton. 253 00:18:33,975 --> 00:18:37,015 You're the Union President. What's happening? 254 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,135 I'm here in my official capacity. 255 00:18:39,135 --> 00:18:42,375 Er... Sorry. Don't understand. 256 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,175 What capacity are you here in? 257 00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:47,055 I er...spent the night with Nicky. 258 00:18:47,055 --> 00:18:48,775 What, in there? 259 00:18:48,775 --> 00:18:50,855 Yes. 260 00:18:50,855 --> 00:18:53,615 Look, I've got a ten o'clock tutorial. 261 00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:56,575 We may need to speak to you again later. 262 00:18:56,575 --> 00:18:59,695 Where do you normally live? I'm at Penville. 263 00:18:59,695 --> 00:19:02,055 Good. Excuse me. 264 00:19:02,055 --> 00:19:03,335 Morning. Morning. 265 00:19:03,335 --> 00:19:05,735 Where is it? Where's what? 266 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,535 These are all the people booked in last night? 267 00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:11,895 Yes. The names in red have already checked out. 268 00:19:11,895 --> 00:19:13,935 And this one in blue? Room 123? 269 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,215 It was booked, but the guy didn't show up. 270 00:19:16,215 --> 00:19:18,655 It says here his name's Lewis. 271 00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:20,615 Yes. A copper, apparently. 272 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,535 Stephen, it's Caroline. 273 00:19:24,535 --> 00:19:26,495 Call me. 274 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,575 Strangled. With? 275 00:19:30,575 --> 00:19:33,095 I can't be certain, but it could be bare hands. 276 00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:34,655 Time of death? 277 00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:37,335 Best guess... between two or three in the morning. 278 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,535 Right. 279 00:19:39,535 --> 00:19:42,575 Any joy? Not sure joy is the word. 280 00:19:42,575 --> 00:19:43,935 Explain. 281 00:19:43,935 --> 00:19:46,695 The room was booked in your name. 282 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,015 Some people are playing games. 283 00:19:52,935 --> 00:19:55,455 My money's on the Central Committee. 284 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,895 Start with the brother, Stephen Gilchrist. 285 00:19:57,895 --> 00:20:01,135 We'll need him to identify the body. At the very least. 286 00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:04,375 I'm gonna call on Turnbull while the sheets are still warm. 287 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,935 Canny room, yes? Very pleasant. 288 00:20:09,935 --> 00:20:12,535 My favourite word in the language. 289 00:20:12,535 --> 00:20:14,495 Upgrade. 290 00:20:14,495 --> 00:20:18,095 Cup of instant with added non-dairy whitener? 291 00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:20,815 I'll give it a miss. Mm-hm. 292 00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:22,135 You're very early. 293 00:20:22,135 --> 00:20:23,895 Early? Aye. 294 00:20:23,895 --> 00:20:26,775 I know you're my officially-designated bodyguard... 295 00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:32,295 ..but the next gig's not till eleven o'clock. Book signing. 296 00:20:32,295 --> 00:20:34,895 I'm not here in my bodyguard capacity. Are you not? 297 00:20:34,895 --> 00:20:36,415 Is it something I said? 298 00:20:36,415 --> 00:20:38,375 What time did you come to bed? 299 00:20:39,495 --> 00:20:40,975 About two o'clock. 300 00:20:40,975 --> 00:20:42,295 Any witnesses? 301 00:20:42,295 --> 00:20:47,415 Aye. Caroline Morton. President of the Oxford Union. 302 00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:52,095 Was she with you all night? Unless she sneaked out while I was asleep. 303 00:20:52,095 --> 00:20:55,175 Oh, you did sleep? Quite a lot of the time, actually. 304 00:20:55,175 --> 00:20:57,735 Stamina's not what it was. 305 00:20:57,735 --> 00:21:00,335 Did Caroline sleep? You'd have to ask her. 306 00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:03,495 Could you have sneaked out while she was asleep? 307 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:07,735 Hang on a minute. This is alibi talk. I'd know it anywhere. 308 00:21:07,735 --> 00:21:09,415 What's it all about? 309 00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:12,775 It's about a dead body in the next room, Mr Turnbull. 310 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,975 The young woman whose body was found upstairs was a non-resident. 311 00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:20,055 I realise that. 312 00:21:20,055 --> 00:21:23,335 What's the hotel's policy? I'm not sure what you mean. 313 00:21:23,335 --> 00:21:28,815 On residents taking non-residents upstairs for, if you'll forgive the expression, a quick screw. 314 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,135 It's a bit of a grey area. 315 00:21:32,135 --> 00:21:35,055 Describe the colour grey to me in this context. 316 00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:40,215 Well, last night, for example. 317 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:43,135 20 or 30 students pile into the bar with that writer guy. 318 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,455 He's resident, 319 00:21:44,455 --> 00:21:48,895 and he's buying champagne all around cos he's celebrating some million-dollar film deal. 320 00:21:48,895 --> 00:21:53,175 Now, I can't guarantee if some non-resident didn't slip through the net. 321 00:21:53,175 --> 00:21:57,535 OK, so if I, as a non-resident, wanted to get into room 123, what would I need? 322 00:21:57,535 --> 00:22:01,135 You'd need a pass key. Which always lives in your pocket. 323 00:22:01,135 --> 00:22:03,535 There are a couple in the drawer behind the desk. 324 00:22:03,535 --> 00:22:06,055 Anyone who'd worked here would know where to look. 325 00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:08,175 And a lot of students have worked here. 326 00:22:08,175 --> 00:22:11,135 Stephen Gilchrist? Caroline Morton? 327 00:22:11,135 --> 00:22:12,975 David Harvey? 328 00:22:12,975 --> 00:22:15,575 Any of them worked here? They don't have to. 329 00:22:15,575 --> 00:22:18,215 They've got rich daddies. 330 00:22:26,055 --> 00:22:27,615 Is it true? Is it Jo? 331 00:22:27,615 --> 00:22:30,695 We'll need your help. Would you go with Sergeant Hathaway? 332 00:22:30,695 --> 00:22:34,095 You want me to identify the...? I could come with you. 333 00:22:34,095 --> 00:22:37,135 No, you stay here. But be around for later. Sure. 334 00:22:37,135 --> 00:22:38,415 Mike. 335 00:22:42,855 --> 00:22:45,175 He's good, isn't he? I know. 336 00:22:45,175 --> 00:22:47,255 Scary in one so young. 337 00:22:47,255 --> 00:22:50,375 You'll call me when you've got any answers? Of course. 338 00:22:51,815 --> 00:22:54,695 Is there really nothing I can do? Just stay in Oxford. 339 00:22:54,695 --> 00:22:56,655 Of course. It's where I live. 340 00:23:01,055 --> 00:23:03,535 The team are asking the obvious questions. 341 00:23:03,535 --> 00:23:08,215 What time did they go to bed last night? Did they see anything, hear anything, murder anyone? 342 00:23:08,215 --> 00:23:11,335 And who booked the room in your name? Yeah, that too. 343 00:23:11,335 --> 00:23:13,855 Also, what does anybody know about this gun? 344 00:23:13,855 --> 00:23:16,975 It wasn't loaded and, as far as we can see, it hasn't been fired. 345 00:23:16,975 --> 00:23:19,935 So is it just the latest design accessory? 346 00:23:19,935 --> 00:23:23,455 Also, we need to know the names of all the students in the bar last night 347 00:23:23,455 --> 00:23:25,655 drinking Nicky Turnbull's champagne. 348 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:28,695 I'll be back on the case as soon as I've finished baby-sitting. 349 00:23:43,095 --> 00:23:45,055 Yes, that's Jo. 350 00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:52,695 She didn't deserve this. 351 00:23:52,695 --> 00:23:54,615 Nobody does. 352 00:23:56,215 --> 00:23:58,855 Er... I think my bike's at the hotel. 353 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,495 Let's go and get it. 354 00:24:22,415 --> 00:24:26,695 You'd never met Jo Gilchrist before yesterday? No. You were with me at the time. 355 00:24:26,695 --> 00:24:29,175 But it was her idea that you should come to Oxford. 356 00:24:29,175 --> 00:24:30,775 So she said, like. 357 00:24:30,775 --> 00:24:33,935 I mean, probably committees and democracy and stuff, 358 00:24:33,935 --> 00:24:38,815 but all I know is, they wrote to my agent and said would I like to speak at the Oxford Union? 359 00:24:38,815 --> 00:24:40,895 Well, it looks good on the CV. 360 00:24:40,895 --> 00:24:44,735 So, we said, "Throw in a book signing and you're in business." 361 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:46,815 So your agent fixed everything? 362 00:24:46,815 --> 00:24:49,215 Aye, she winds me up and sets me going. 363 00:24:49,215 --> 00:24:51,575 Did she book me a hotel room? 364 00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:56,055 It only seemed right. You know... round-the-clock protection. 365 00:24:56,055 --> 00:24:59,095 She thought you might need somewhere to rest your weary head. 366 00:24:59,095 --> 00:25:01,655 Round-the-clock protection means staying awake. 367 00:25:01,655 --> 00:25:03,255 Circumstances change. 368 00:25:03,255 --> 00:25:05,935 Yeah, like beautiful, young Union presidents. 369 00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:08,375 Howay man, it's only rock'n'roll. 370 00:25:27,815 --> 00:25:29,335 All right. Thanks. 371 00:25:30,415 --> 00:25:32,375 There you go, bonny lad. 372 00:25:33,655 --> 00:25:35,655 Hello. Hi. 373 00:25:35,655 --> 00:25:37,135 Who's it for? 374 00:25:37,135 --> 00:25:39,415 It's not for me, it's for my son. Mm-hm? 375 00:25:39,415 --> 00:25:41,575 Does he have a name? He's called Darren. 376 00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:43,895 Darren? He's in computers. 377 00:25:43,895 --> 00:25:47,335 Well, it's better than being in prison. And I've tried both. 378 00:25:58,775 --> 00:26:00,255 Why did you do that? 379 00:26:00,255 --> 00:26:03,615 If it wasn't for him, Jo would still be alive! 380 00:26:03,615 --> 00:26:05,655 You'll have to explain that. 381 00:26:05,655 --> 00:26:07,135 I'm sorry, I can't. 382 00:26:18,686 --> 00:26:20,646 There you go. 383 00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:23,086 Give us a moment. Sure. 384 00:26:23,086 --> 00:26:25,166 Don't go away now. 385 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,366 Done this sort of stuff before? Aye, many, many times. 386 00:26:28,366 --> 00:26:30,046 How much longer have we got to go? 387 00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:32,726 For this lot, I'd say er...20 minutes. 388 00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:35,206 So, if you fancy a pint or something to eat... 389 00:26:35,206 --> 00:26:36,926 Bodyguards don't eat. 390 00:26:36,926 --> 00:26:40,526 But I would like to keep an eye on the day job. I'll just be outside. 391 00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:44,046 Watch out for students bearing bicycles. 392 00:26:46,566 --> 00:26:50,166 Now, then, bonny lass, what can I do for you? 393 00:26:51,966 --> 00:26:54,526 Anything making sense yet? 394 00:26:54,526 --> 00:26:58,606 The CCTV footage shows us that there were lots of students in the hotel last night, 395 00:26:58,606 --> 00:27:00,326 some of them drunk. 396 00:27:00,326 --> 00:27:04,926 Oh, and I've clarified the link between Turnbull and the fine city of Oxford. 397 00:27:04,926 --> 00:27:06,686 Go on, make my day. 398 00:27:06,686 --> 00:27:10,086 Two of the colleges, Trevelyan and St Jude's. 399 00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:14,366 Turnbull hacked into their investment portfolios and relieved them of a lot of money. 400 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,806 What's this got to do with Jo Gilchrist? 401 00:27:16,806 --> 00:27:19,206 Absolutely nothing. 402 00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:22,166 So I nicked a few quid off a couple of colleges. 403 00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:25,046 Became an Oxford University stakeholder. 404 00:27:25,046 --> 00:27:28,206 Howay man, they should take better care of their money. 405 00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:32,166 Nobody got hurt. I mean, look around you. Are the walls tumbling down? 406 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:34,726 Robin Hood strikes again, huh? Exactly. 407 00:27:34,726 --> 00:27:39,126 How come all these pretty young women, 20-year-olds, want to leap into bed with... 408 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:41,286 What, with a middle-aged fart like me? 409 00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:44,686 You wouldn't say that to Mick Jagger. You're not Mick Jagger! 410 00:27:44,686 --> 00:27:47,006 True. I'm strictly B-list. 411 00:27:47,006 --> 00:27:49,126 And not a word to the missus, mind, but... 412 00:27:50,246 --> 00:27:53,886 ..you'd be surprised how many women fall for the old lovable rogue routine. 413 00:27:53,886 --> 00:27:56,446 And there's no lack of enthusiasm on her part. 414 00:27:56,446 --> 00:27:59,726 On the other hand... What? 415 00:27:59,726 --> 00:28:03,006 It might have been a honey trap, a stitch-up for afters. 416 00:28:03,006 --> 00:28:05,206 They were into all that stuff. 417 00:28:05,206 --> 00:28:06,726 What's this all about? 418 00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:09,966 Some professor they were going to hang out to dry, so they said. 419 00:28:09,966 --> 00:28:13,326 Maybe I was next up for a public hanging. You didn't mind? 420 00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:16,406 To be honest, I was half expecting a three-in-a-bed sex romp. 421 00:28:16,406 --> 00:28:18,566 You'd have to be a real killjoy to object to that. 422 00:28:19,686 --> 00:28:22,726 Obviously, there'd be questions in the house when I go home, 423 00:28:22,726 --> 00:28:26,286 but trust me... love rats sell a lot of books. 424 00:28:27,326 --> 00:28:29,446 Well, I appreciate your honesty. 425 00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:35,046 So, tell me the truth about these death threats, before the honesty wears off. 426 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:39,966 All right. Well, my agent did have a couple of anonymous emails. 427 00:28:39,966 --> 00:28:42,046 But it was pathetic stuff, really. 428 00:28:42,046 --> 00:28:45,486 You know, from the sort of sad bastards who probably use green ink 429 00:28:45,486 --> 00:28:47,406 and have name tags in their underpants. 430 00:28:47,406 --> 00:28:50,206 We thought, to hell with it, the paperback's just out, 431 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:52,526 make it official, get a bit of publicity. 432 00:28:52,526 --> 00:28:55,966 "Nicky defies death threats." You read that in the paper. 433 00:28:55,966 --> 00:28:59,646 We have eyes everywhere. Trouble is, bullshit works. 434 00:28:59,646 --> 00:29:02,126 It sells tickets for the circus, man. 435 00:29:02,126 --> 00:29:04,326 But yes, it's a guilty plea. 436 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,686 Publicity stunt. 437 00:29:06,726 --> 00:29:10,286 Wasting police time. I'll throw myself at the mercy of the court. 438 00:29:16,566 --> 00:29:19,206 I'll make the front pages tomorrow, bonny lad. 439 00:29:37,006 --> 00:29:40,926 The bullet went straight into the heart. Death would have been pretty instant. 440 00:29:40,926 --> 00:29:42,846 Highly professional? Yeah. 441 00:29:51,926 --> 00:29:53,646 Sure it came from up there? 442 00:29:53,646 --> 00:29:58,406 Well, either from the hotel roof or the council buildings next door. 443 00:29:58,406 --> 00:30:00,926 Grassy knoll or the book depository? 444 00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:03,566 What? Well, we'll check everything. 445 00:30:03,566 --> 00:30:06,486 Yeah, well don't forget the stuff in his hotel room. 446 00:30:06,486 --> 00:30:09,406 We're gonna need to go snooping in his laptop. 447 00:30:10,606 --> 00:30:12,646 Watch out for green ink. 448 00:30:12,646 --> 00:30:14,606 Green ink? 449 00:30:16,366 --> 00:30:19,806 How's the baby-sitter? Yeah, looks like I failed. 450 00:30:19,806 --> 00:30:23,406 I didn't come to say I told you so, I need to know you're all right. 451 00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:24,966 Thank you, I'm fine. 452 00:30:24,966 --> 00:30:27,046 Tell me what happened. 453 00:30:27,046 --> 00:30:29,686 Well, that's the strange thing about it. 454 00:30:29,686 --> 00:30:34,286 He'd just owned up to the fact that the whole death-threat thing was a scam, 455 00:30:34,286 --> 00:30:36,486 a publicity stunt, when bang! 456 00:30:38,006 --> 00:30:40,206 Then it all went quiet, and I realised... 457 00:30:41,446 --> 00:30:45,566 ..I realised that I was safe, and he was the one they were after. 458 00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:29,006 I'm taking various items from Mr Turnbull's room. There's the list. 459 00:31:30,126 --> 00:31:32,206 Is that allowed? 460 00:31:32,206 --> 00:31:34,126 Civil liberties, and so on. 461 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:39,206 I'm not sure civil liberties are uppermost in the late Mr Turnbull's mind at the moment. 462 00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:40,766 The story so far. 463 00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:43,686 Jo Gilchrist, aged 21. 464 00:31:43,686 --> 00:31:45,806 Third-year student. 465 00:31:45,806 --> 00:31:48,686 Found dead early this morning at the hotel. 466 00:31:48,686 --> 00:31:50,846 Apparently strangled. 467 00:31:50,846 --> 00:31:55,606 Although there's bruising indicating she might have been bumped on the head first. 468 00:31:55,606 --> 00:31:59,246 She'd drunk a little champagne, maybe a couple of glasses. 469 00:31:59,246 --> 00:32:02,886 But no trace of drugs, no sign of recent sexual activity. 470 00:32:04,286 --> 00:32:05,886 Nicky Turnbull. 471 00:32:05,886 --> 00:32:08,326 Reformed criminal, best-selling author. 472 00:32:09,606 --> 00:32:12,526 Shot and killed at 2:10 this afternoon. 473 00:32:12,526 --> 00:32:15,086 Outside the hotel. A single bullet wound. 474 00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:19,686 More details once Ballistics have er... done their homework. 475 00:32:19,686 --> 00:32:22,246 Where are we on identification of his body? 476 00:32:22,246 --> 00:32:25,446 Well, his agent's coming up from London this afternoon. 477 00:32:25,446 --> 00:32:28,326 Sir, his wife. Oh, I thought it was his agent. 478 00:32:28,326 --> 00:32:31,886 Well, they're one and the same person. It's all on the laptop. 479 00:32:31,886 --> 00:32:34,606 Is there anything else on the laptop? Not yet. 480 00:32:34,606 --> 00:32:38,006 He's quite eccentric with his access codes, but we'll get there. 481 00:32:39,206 --> 00:32:40,646 Moving on. 482 00:32:40,646 --> 00:32:44,006 Possible links between the two victims. 483 00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:48,966 Jo Gilchrist, a key member of the committee that invited Turnbull up to speak to the Union. 484 00:32:50,006 --> 00:32:55,246 Turnbull spent the night with Caroline Morton, the Union President. 485 00:32:55,246 --> 00:32:59,526 But he actually told me that he thought it might be a...honey trap, 486 00:32:59,526 --> 00:33:02,646 with a view to selling the story to the tabloids. 487 00:33:02,646 --> 00:33:06,806 Jo Gilchrist was very much into exposing people in print. 488 00:33:06,806 --> 00:33:10,886 She apparently also had her sights set on an Oxford don. 489 00:33:10,886 --> 00:33:14,446 We need to identify him, find out what he was up to, if anything, 490 00:33:14,446 --> 00:33:16,686 and whether it relates to the killings. 491 00:33:16,686 --> 00:33:20,366 Jo Gilchrist also has a brother, Stephen. 492 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:24,806 He's currently roaming the streets of Oxford throwing bicycles through shop windows. 493 00:33:24,806 --> 00:33:26,606 He isn't. No? 494 00:33:26,606 --> 00:33:28,646 He's downstairs. 495 00:33:28,646 --> 00:33:30,366 He's come here to confess. 496 00:33:31,446 --> 00:33:33,246 Confess to what? He didn't say. 497 00:33:34,726 --> 00:33:37,126 All right, there'll be a press conference at five. 498 00:33:37,126 --> 00:33:39,446 Probably a bromide statement. 499 00:33:39,446 --> 00:33:42,966 "We're keenly pursuing several lines of inquiry", et cetera. 500 00:33:42,966 --> 00:33:45,366 Appeals to the public. The usual bag of tricks. 501 00:33:45,366 --> 00:33:47,926 Including the grieving widow if she's here in time? 502 00:33:47,926 --> 00:33:52,926 Well, I actually hate all that stuff, but er... I'll be guided by the grieving widow. 503 00:34:02,486 --> 00:34:04,926 We're told you want to confess. Yes. 504 00:34:04,926 --> 00:34:07,886 Confess to what, precisely? 505 00:34:07,886 --> 00:34:11,286 You know, you were there. The stupid business with the bicycle. 506 00:34:12,406 --> 00:34:13,846 Is that all? 507 00:34:13,846 --> 00:34:15,846 What else is there? 508 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:20,726 I ran away, but I panicked and didn't know what else to do. 509 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:23,846 I couldn't think straight. I was... All right, all right. 510 00:34:23,846 --> 00:34:25,806 Relax. Deep breaths. 511 00:34:26,926 --> 00:34:29,046 Tell him about the bicycle. 512 00:34:29,046 --> 00:34:32,166 You can be charged with criminal damage in the fullness of time, 513 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:34,326 but we know this is your first offence. 514 00:34:34,326 --> 00:34:36,926 We're not overly worried about the shop window. 515 00:34:36,926 --> 00:34:38,926 I see. 516 00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:44,366 Who is Sam? Sam? 517 00:34:44,366 --> 00:34:49,086 I'm told your sister was about to, quote, "Hang him out to dry"? 518 00:34:50,486 --> 00:34:55,926 He...er...he's an eminent professor of English Literature. His name's Weller, hence the Sam. 519 00:34:55,926 --> 00:34:57,646 Sam Weller, Pickwick Papers. 520 00:34:57,646 --> 00:35:00,046 I know. I did it for O-Level. 521 00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:02,566 Which I failed, to save you checking. 522 00:35:04,246 --> 00:35:07,806 So, was your sister planning to do the same sort of thing with Turnbull? 523 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,846 A honey trap and then public exposure? 524 00:35:10,846 --> 00:35:12,406 It could have been that. 525 00:35:12,406 --> 00:35:14,606 So why do you blame Turnbull for Jo's death? 526 00:35:14,606 --> 00:35:17,846 I just know if he hadn't come to Oxford she'd still be alive. 527 00:35:21,886 --> 00:35:25,886 I'm...I'm sure that Jo and Caroline were planning something, but I don't know what. 528 00:35:25,886 --> 00:35:29,046 They didn't tell me their secrets. But you're her brother. 529 00:35:29,046 --> 00:35:33,526 The thing is, there's really two kinds of student here at Oxford. 530 00:35:33,526 --> 00:35:36,446 There's the dedicated scholars and the chancers. 531 00:35:36,446 --> 00:35:38,486 And you are? I'm a scholar. 532 00:35:38,486 --> 00:35:42,646 I'd be happy to spend my life writing books that only 37 people in the world want to read. 533 00:35:42,646 --> 00:35:44,646 And Jo? 534 00:35:44,646 --> 00:35:46,126 Was ambitious. 535 00:35:46,126 --> 00:35:47,966 I mean, you know what Shelley said. 536 00:35:49,006 --> 00:35:50,526 Remind me. 537 00:35:50,526 --> 00:35:54,726 That poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world. 538 00:35:54,726 --> 00:35:59,526 Jo said that Shelley was wrong. These days it's the er... newspaper editors. 539 00:35:59,526 --> 00:36:03,326 So she wanted to rule the world? I suppose. 540 00:36:03,326 --> 00:36:06,126 And what about her close friends? She didn't have any. 541 00:36:06,126 --> 00:36:09,326 You, Caroline Morton, David Harvey. 542 00:36:09,326 --> 00:36:12,686 People like Jo hang out with whoever they think can be useful to them. 543 00:36:12,686 --> 00:36:15,326 They get together when their agendas overlap, 544 00:36:15,326 --> 00:36:17,686 but don't confuse it with friendship. 545 00:36:17,686 --> 00:36:20,206 They're all too competitive to have friends. 546 00:36:22,286 --> 00:36:24,246 Hathaway. 547 00:36:26,126 --> 00:36:28,086 Two minutes. 548 00:36:31,486 --> 00:36:33,166 You go. 549 00:36:34,206 --> 00:36:36,246 Tell me about the gun. 550 00:36:36,246 --> 00:36:39,806 The gun? Your sister was found with a revolver. 551 00:36:40,846 --> 00:36:42,486 It was a birthday present. 552 00:36:42,486 --> 00:36:45,166 From? David Harvey. 553 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,486 The rugby player. It wasn't his idea. 554 00:36:47,486 --> 00:36:49,526 She said she'd like a gun for her birthday. 555 00:36:49,526 --> 00:36:51,766 Where did he get it from? No idea. 556 00:36:51,766 --> 00:36:54,246 Maybe from one of his rugby mates. 557 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:57,206 Some of them have military tendencies. 558 00:36:57,206 --> 00:36:59,606 Was she frightened something might happen to her? 559 00:36:59,606 --> 00:37:01,886 No, she was never frightened of anything. 560 00:37:02,966 --> 00:37:06,326 The gun was just something to show off with. It was a design accessory. 561 00:37:06,326 --> 00:37:08,566 She only wanted one because nobody else had a gun. 562 00:37:15,326 --> 00:37:18,606 She was my sister, and because she was my sister I loved her. 563 00:37:20,526 --> 00:37:22,446 But I didn't really like her very much. 564 00:37:37,446 --> 00:37:39,246 It's a short walk. 565 00:37:39,246 --> 00:37:42,806 Is my driver OK here? Yeah, he'll be fine. 566 00:38:01,926 --> 00:38:05,206 You can't blame me, can you? I'm sorry? 567 00:38:08,766 --> 00:38:10,726 For falling in love with him. 568 00:38:18,086 --> 00:38:19,446 Thank you. 569 00:38:30,806 --> 00:38:32,966 Tell me about this press conference, then. 570 00:38:32,966 --> 00:38:37,566 It'll be a short statement by DI Lewis, the officer in charge of the investigation, 571 00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:41,766 followed by some questions and probably very few answers. 572 00:38:41,766 --> 00:38:43,846 Because you don't know any? 573 00:38:43,846 --> 00:38:46,566 Because it's very early on in the investigation. 574 00:38:46,566 --> 00:38:48,126 Right, well, I'm at your service. 575 00:38:55,646 --> 00:38:57,086 Well, I never! 576 00:38:57,086 --> 00:38:58,686 What? 577 00:38:59,926 --> 00:39:03,566 A long time ago, Sergeant, when the world was very, very young, 578 00:39:03,566 --> 00:39:06,366 Mrs Turnbull and I went to school together. 579 00:39:06,366 --> 00:39:08,326 Aye, not only that. 580 00:39:10,446 --> 00:39:12,806 He was my first boyfriend. 581 00:39:17,135 --> 00:39:20,775 We're dealing with two murders within a 12-hour period. 582 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:24,935 It goes without saying that the police would like to hear from any member of the public 583 00:39:24,935 --> 00:39:29,095 who saw anything unusual or suspicious in the area of the hotel, 584 00:39:29,095 --> 00:39:31,135 either last night or this morning. 585 00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:33,295 I'll be taking some questions later, 586 00:39:33,295 --> 00:39:36,575 but first, Mrs Turnbull wishes to make a short statement. 587 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:38,975 Thank you. Um... 588 00:39:40,015 --> 00:39:43,855 First, I'd like to add my support to that appeal. 589 00:39:44,895 --> 00:39:47,575 If you can help, please do so. 590 00:39:50,895 --> 00:39:54,775 As I look around, I see one or two familiar faces from the tabloid press. 591 00:39:55,775 --> 00:39:57,615 I have no doubt that over the days ahead 592 00:39:57,615 --> 00:39:59,975 we'll be reading many stories about my late husband. 593 00:40:01,935 --> 00:40:04,015 I could help you write them. 594 00:40:04,015 --> 00:40:07,415 The tale of a reformed criminal who, even when he was going straight, 595 00:40:07,415 --> 00:40:10,775 was still a bit of a rogue, a bit of a lad. 596 00:40:13,455 --> 00:40:15,695 Yes...he was. 597 00:40:17,495 --> 00:40:20,415 He liked a drink, and he liked a pretty face. 598 00:40:23,175 --> 00:40:25,095 So he may have been a bit of a lad... 599 00:40:28,415 --> 00:40:30,095 ..but he was my bit of a lad. 600 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:33,575 Mrs Turnbull isn't taking questions. 601 00:40:34,895 --> 00:40:37,255 I'll have a couple, but as long as they're short. 602 00:40:37,255 --> 00:40:39,215 Do the police think there is a connection 603 00:40:39,215 --> 00:40:42,455 between the murders? Yes. The officer in charge. 604 00:40:42,455 --> 00:40:45,695 Mr Turnbull was apparently killed by a sniper. 605 00:40:45,695 --> 00:40:48,815 We know he had enemies in Whitehall and the Pentagon. 606 00:40:48,815 --> 00:40:52,015 Will you be looking for a link to the security services? 607 00:40:52,015 --> 00:40:57,175 We'll be looking for a link to somebody that can shoot a rifle with great accuracy. 608 00:40:58,135 --> 00:41:02,735 You were with Turnbull at the time. Is it possible you were the real target? 609 00:41:02,735 --> 00:41:05,095 No more questions. Thank you all. 610 00:41:07,295 --> 00:41:09,935 That was fine. Thank you. Good. 611 00:41:11,055 --> 00:41:14,095 Mr Lewis. Yeah. Er... Excuse me. 612 00:41:14,095 --> 00:41:19,375 We know that was mostly bullshit, but if anything juicy comes along, I get first whack, don't I? 613 00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:22,215 Before the hooligans from Wapping? Oh, definitely. 614 00:41:22,215 --> 00:41:24,735 In fact, you could do me a favour, Norman. 615 00:41:24,735 --> 00:41:26,015 What? 616 00:41:26,015 --> 00:41:29,855 Apparently, Turnbull filched a lot of money from a couple of the colleges, 617 00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:32,215 Trevelyan and St Jude's, during the '90s. 618 00:41:32,215 --> 00:41:35,095 Were there any repercussions? Nothing public. 619 00:41:35,095 --> 00:41:37,175 Conspiracy of silence. 620 00:41:37,175 --> 00:41:40,295 Oxford has to be seen to be immune from that sort of thing. 621 00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:44,215 Leave it with me. Thanks, Norman, you're a star. 622 00:41:49,455 --> 00:41:51,495 Sorry about that. 623 00:41:51,495 --> 00:41:53,535 So, what are the plans now? 624 00:41:53,535 --> 00:41:55,015 What a question. 625 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:56,295 Oh, I'm sorry. 626 00:41:56,295 --> 00:41:58,415 It's all right. 627 00:41:58,415 --> 00:42:03,535 Well, I was planning to overnight here with Nicky for a spot of R and R, you know, but... 628 00:42:06,575 --> 00:42:09,055 Would it help if I stayed around? 629 00:42:09,055 --> 00:42:11,495 Assist with inquiries. Is that the phrase? 630 00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:13,695 Well, it would, if you feel you're up to it. 631 00:42:15,095 --> 00:42:17,735 Yeah. Let's talk, eh? 632 00:42:18,855 --> 00:42:21,655 It's supposed to help, isn't it? The talking cure. 633 00:42:21,655 --> 00:42:23,615 That's what Sigmund Freud said. 634 00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:27,135 I'm...I'm suddenly hungry. 635 00:42:28,455 --> 00:42:32,375 Is that awful? It's a normal symptom of shock. 636 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:35,575 We'll find somewhere quiet to feed you, have a talk. 637 00:42:35,575 --> 00:42:38,495 Just give us five minutes to make a phone call. Aye. 638 00:42:41,855 --> 00:42:44,495 Where is the wisdom we've lost in information? 639 00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:47,655 What? TS Eliot. 640 00:42:47,655 --> 00:42:49,135 Don't know the fella. 641 00:42:49,135 --> 00:42:52,935 Listen, I want you to talk to Caroline Morton and David Harvey. 642 00:42:54,095 --> 00:42:55,575 In either order. 643 00:42:55,575 --> 00:42:58,335 Ask them about honey traps and guns. 644 00:42:59,495 --> 00:43:02,095 Was Jo gonna shoot Turnbull? If so, why? 645 00:43:03,575 --> 00:43:05,615 What was she gonna use for bullets? 646 00:43:05,615 --> 00:43:08,455 We'll save Professor Weller for tomorrow morning. 647 00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:11,895 And you'll be? Friends Reunited. 648 00:43:15,975 --> 00:43:18,215 Hello. I'd like to see Caroline Morton. 649 00:43:18,215 --> 00:43:21,855 I'm sorry, but she says she's not talking to any journalists. 650 00:43:21,855 --> 00:43:23,895 I'm too nice to be a journalist. 651 00:43:23,895 --> 00:43:25,975 Oh. Sorry, sir. 652 00:43:25,975 --> 00:43:29,135 She's in her room. But I think she's with somebody. 653 00:43:29,135 --> 00:43:30,935 Lucky her. 654 00:43:52,775 --> 00:43:55,455 I'd like to see Caroline Morton. 655 00:43:55,455 --> 00:43:59,375 I'm sure you would, but you damn well can't. I think I damn well can. 656 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:01,295 Just this once. 657 00:44:03,455 --> 00:44:06,455 You've been raided by the police. How thrilling. 658 00:44:07,255 --> 00:44:08,855 I'll call you later. 659 00:44:10,895 --> 00:44:14,695 I hope they're being generous with their pieces of silver. 660 00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:17,095 You must know the golden rule of whoring. 661 00:44:17,095 --> 00:44:19,655 Give good value and insist on the going rate. 662 00:44:22,415 --> 00:44:24,455 When did you first meet him? 663 00:44:24,455 --> 00:44:28,335 In prison, eight or nine years ago. 664 00:44:28,335 --> 00:44:30,255 What were you doing in prison? 665 00:44:30,255 --> 00:44:33,975 I used to go in twice a week, would you believe, to do drama therapy. 666 00:44:33,975 --> 00:44:35,375 You'll have to explain. 667 00:44:36,535 --> 00:44:40,655 The theory is it helps the guys with their problems by acting them out. 668 00:44:43,775 --> 00:44:45,815 I was a liberal-minded do-gooder. 669 00:44:45,815 --> 00:44:48,255 Did you do any good? 670 00:44:48,255 --> 00:44:50,855 Yeah. Yes, I did, as a matter of fact. 671 00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:53,095 No need to sound apologetic. 672 00:44:53,095 --> 00:44:56,335 I know what people like you think of do-gooders. 673 00:44:56,335 --> 00:44:58,935 What makes you think I'm a people like me? 674 00:45:00,495 --> 00:45:02,655 OK, we'll assume you're an exception. 675 00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:06,455 Either way, prison officers are worse. 676 00:45:06,455 --> 00:45:09,735 Villains are villains, and no arty-farty bollocks will change it. 677 00:45:09,735 --> 00:45:11,535 I can imagine. 678 00:45:11,535 --> 00:45:13,735 Anyway, Nicky, he was in my drama group. 679 00:45:13,735 --> 00:45:17,335 One of the things I had them do was tell us stories, 680 00:45:17,335 --> 00:45:19,015 and he told very good stories. 681 00:45:19,015 --> 00:45:21,735 Mind, I'm not sure they were all strictly true, but... 682 00:45:21,735 --> 00:45:24,655 Well, anyway, I encouraged him to write them down. 683 00:45:25,735 --> 00:45:29,095 When he came out, we put them in the book, and the rest you know. 684 00:45:30,495 --> 00:45:32,535 Where did marriage fit in all this? 685 00:45:32,535 --> 00:45:35,175 Chronologically, it went... 686 00:45:36,175 --> 00:45:38,735 ..drama teacher, editor... 687 00:45:40,175 --> 00:45:42,255 ..lover, agent, wife. 688 00:45:42,255 --> 00:45:45,255 Would you like to see the wine list? Oh, ta. 689 00:45:45,255 --> 00:45:47,175 I'm driving, I'll just have water, but... 690 00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:52,375 Would it be terrible of me? Why, no. 691 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:54,575 It'll be our secret. 692 00:45:56,815 --> 00:45:59,095 What were you and Jo Gilchrist up to last night? 693 00:45:59,095 --> 00:46:03,095 Obviously you were going to stitch up Nicky Turnbull, but what was the game plan? 694 00:46:05,175 --> 00:46:06,655 A three-in-a-bed sex romp? 695 00:46:06,655 --> 00:46:09,815 I'm told that goes down well in the tabloids. 696 00:46:09,815 --> 00:46:13,575 We were going to sort of... play it by ear. 697 00:46:13,575 --> 00:46:16,295 But she never turned up. Obviously. 698 00:46:16,295 --> 00:46:20,255 Was she going to bring her gun with her? Just as a theatrical prop. 699 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:23,495 She hadn't got any bullets. 700 00:46:23,495 --> 00:46:25,375 We were gonna play that by ear, as well. 701 00:46:26,935 --> 00:46:29,535 Scare him shitless and see what happened. 702 00:46:29,535 --> 00:46:31,015 So what did you do? 703 00:46:32,695 --> 00:46:36,255 Basically, we had sex and went to sleep. 704 00:46:36,255 --> 00:46:38,775 Next morning, your friend's dead in the next room. 705 00:46:38,775 --> 00:46:40,735 I didn't know that, did I? 706 00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:44,415 And we weren't exactly friends. 707 00:46:44,415 --> 00:46:46,375 Jo and I were... 708 00:46:47,615 --> 00:46:50,455 ..useful to each other. Useful? 709 00:46:50,455 --> 00:46:52,295 That's what Oxford is for. 710 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:57,095 Get to know the right people, it'll stand you in good stead the rest of your life. 711 00:46:57,095 --> 00:47:01,015 Like being Union President is the first step to being prime minister? 712 00:47:01,015 --> 00:47:03,175 Place your bets now. 713 00:47:03,175 --> 00:47:05,215 All that being so, 714 00:47:05,215 --> 00:47:07,255 Jo Gilchrist had no friends? 715 00:47:07,255 --> 00:47:08,535 I guess not. 716 00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:10,615 Mummy and Daddy love her? 717 00:47:10,615 --> 00:47:14,335 Mum's an alcoholic and Dad's living in Dubai with the au pair. 718 00:47:14,335 --> 00:47:17,335 Happy families, then. There's a lot of them about. 719 00:47:18,615 --> 00:47:20,255 Will there be anything else? 720 00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:21,895 Yeah. 721 00:47:21,895 --> 00:47:24,095 Tell me where I can find David Harvey. 722 00:47:25,255 --> 00:47:27,615 Pumping iron. 723 00:47:27,615 --> 00:47:29,615 Thank you. 724 00:47:31,095 --> 00:47:33,175 Last night in the bar at the hotel, 725 00:47:33,175 --> 00:47:35,815 your husband was buying champagne all round. 726 00:47:35,815 --> 00:47:37,895 Nicky loved showing off. 727 00:47:37,895 --> 00:47:40,695 Apparently, he was celebrating some film deal. 728 00:47:41,855 --> 00:47:44,175 Yeah, we'd sold the film rights to the Americans. 729 00:47:44,175 --> 00:47:46,095 I assume that's good. 730 00:47:46,095 --> 00:47:48,135 The money's amazing. 731 00:47:48,135 --> 00:47:50,815 They'll screw up the story, of course. 732 00:47:50,815 --> 00:47:52,415 Set it in Los Angeles, 733 00:47:52,415 --> 00:47:55,815 Starring a pretty 20-year-old who gets the girl and finds God, but... 734 00:47:55,815 --> 00:47:57,415 that's the business. 735 00:47:58,815 --> 00:48:00,415 Tell me about the business. 736 00:48:00,415 --> 00:48:04,575 You're an agent, so you take a percentage of what your clients earn? 737 00:48:04,575 --> 00:48:05,655 Yeah. 738 00:48:05,655 --> 00:48:07,535 How many clients? 739 00:48:07,535 --> 00:48:10,695 Hm... About half a dozen. 740 00:48:10,695 --> 00:48:14,095 All different kinds of writers? No, all much the same. 741 00:48:14,095 --> 00:48:18,815 I thought that was the whole point about artists, that they were all different. 742 00:48:18,815 --> 00:48:22,775 Like with music. Mozart sounds like Mozart and Beethoven sounds like Beethoven. 743 00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:26,655 I'm sorry, pet, this isn't about art, this is about the marketplace. 744 00:48:26,655 --> 00:48:29,735 Do you know the biggest growth area in publishing? 745 00:48:29,735 --> 00:48:31,535 Books on slimming? 746 00:48:31,535 --> 00:48:33,455 No. True crime. 747 00:48:34,535 --> 00:48:37,135 So your clients are all ex-cons? 748 00:48:37,135 --> 00:48:41,175 Well, a couple are back inside, but...yeah. 749 00:48:41,175 --> 00:48:42,975 Nicky was the first. 750 00:48:44,095 --> 00:48:49,175 He attracted a lot of attention and we had old lags queuing round the block with their stories. 751 00:48:49,175 --> 00:48:53,655 "I was a drug baron, a gangland enforcer, a safe-breaker, until I saw the light." 752 00:48:53,655 --> 00:48:56,255 All different but the same. 753 00:48:56,255 --> 00:48:58,535 Murderers? Hit men? 754 00:48:58,535 --> 00:49:00,215 Inevitably. 755 00:49:02,135 --> 00:49:05,935 He told me that he'd made some enemies before he went into prison, 756 00:49:05,935 --> 00:49:08,655 and then some more while he was inside. 757 00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:12,175 Then maybe even more once he'd gone straight. 758 00:49:12,175 --> 00:49:15,575 You met him. He was a chancer. 759 00:49:15,575 --> 00:49:19,375 But yes, prison would be a good place to start. 760 00:49:29,055 --> 00:49:30,855 David Harvey? Yes. 761 00:49:30,855 --> 00:49:33,615 Detective Sergeant Hathaway. I know. 762 00:49:33,615 --> 00:49:35,375 You do? 763 00:49:36,735 --> 00:49:39,015 You used to be our Head Boy. 764 00:49:40,775 --> 00:49:44,375 I was only in second year when you left, but I remember your nickname. 765 00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:46,255 I didn't know I had one. 766 00:49:46,255 --> 00:49:47,455 You were called WC. 767 00:49:47,455 --> 00:49:49,735 I am scared to ask. 768 00:49:49,735 --> 00:49:52,175 It was short for Wolfgang Christ. 769 00:49:52,175 --> 00:49:56,135 The theory was, you couldn't decide whether you wanted to be Mozart or Jesus. 770 00:49:56,135 --> 00:49:59,135 And now you're a policeman. I compromised. 771 00:49:59,135 --> 00:50:03,455 Tell me about the Turnbull lecture. Not sure what I can tell you. 772 00:50:03,455 --> 00:50:04,935 You were on the committee. 773 00:50:04,935 --> 00:50:07,215 That's just words. It was basically Jo's gang. 774 00:50:07,215 --> 00:50:09,415 She called the shots, told us what to do. 775 00:50:09,415 --> 00:50:12,975 What was your job in Jo's gang? I didn't really have one any more. 776 00:50:12,975 --> 00:50:15,055 Would you care to elaborate? 777 00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:17,295 Jo and I used to be an item, until she dumped me. 778 00:50:17,295 --> 00:50:20,415 When did she dump you? When I stopped being useful. 779 00:50:20,415 --> 00:50:23,815 I would welcome a little more in the way of an explanation. 780 00:50:23,815 --> 00:50:26,695 Three months ago, I was a star. 781 00:50:26,695 --> 00:50:30,895 Rugby international, big clubs waving fat contracts under my nose, 782 00:50:30,895 --> 00:50:33,055 hanging out with the rich and famous. 783 00:50:33,055 --> 00:50:36,775 Then, 20 stone of Australian landed on my knee. 784 00:50:36,775 --> 00:50:39,935 There's nobody more irrelevant than an injured sportsman. 785 00:50:42,615 --> 00:50:44,215 Why did you get her the gun? 786 00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:47,295 It's what she wanted. She always got what she wanted. 787 00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:49,455 Until now. I guess. 788 00:50:49,455 --> 00:50:51,095 Where did you get it? 789 00:50:51,095 --> 00:50:52,935 It was kicking about the house. 790 00:50:52,935 --> 00:50:55,855 Got a lot of guns kicking about the house? 791 00:50:55,855 --> 00:50:59,215 It was a family heirloom. Probably my grandfather's. He was in the war. 792 00:50:59,215 --> 00:51:02,695 I cleaned it up, polished it, wrapped it in pink ribbon. 793 00:51:02,695 --> 00:51:04,895 Those things kill people, you know. 794 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:09,135 It's all right, I didn't give her any bullets. She wouldn't have been safe with bullets. 795 00:51:09,135 --> 00:51:11,815 She was as hard as nails, but she would never kill anybody. 796 00:51:11,815 --> 00:51:14,135 Just hang them out to dry. 797 00:51:14,135 --> 00:51:16,895 Do you mean Professor Weller? I mean generally. 798 00:51:16,895 --> 00:51:18,735 All right, she made a lot of enemies, 799 00:51:18,735 --> 00:51:21,695 but she wouldn't kill any of them, and they wouldn't kill her. 800 00:51:21,695 --> 00:51:23,455 And yet she ended up dead. 801 00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:26,055 I know. It's stupid and unfair. 802 00:51:31,055 --> 00:51:34,695 Got anyone else in your life at the moment? Are we talking women? 803 00:51:34,695 --> 00:51:36,215 We're talking women. 804 00:51:36,215 --> 00:51:38,935 The international cap still works its magic. 805 00:51:38,935 --> 00:51:41,415 Jo aside, it's any prize on the stall. 806 00:51:52,535 --> 00:51:53,975 Thanks for tonight. 807 00:51:53,975 --> 00:51:56,015 It wasn't fun exactly, but er... 808 00:51:56,015 --> 00:51:57,935 it was sort of canny. 809 00:51:59,815 --> 00:52:01,335 Is that allowed? 810 00:52:02,735 --> 00:52:04,935 Sort of canny is allowed. 811 00:52:10,095 --> 00:52:11,255 Good night. 812 00:52:24,455 --> 00:52:26,455 This is good stuff. 813 00:52:26,455 --> 00:52:28,495 Another gift from a grateful hack. 814 00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:35,335 To Jo. 815 00:52:36,375 --> 00:52:37,855 May she rest in peace. 816 00:52:38,895 --> 00:52:41,255 Not possible. 817 00:53:00,895 --> 00:53:02,895 Let's hope she got the going rate. 818 00:53:03,935 --> 00:53:07,895 "My night of passion with doomed bestseller." 819 00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:11,535 I imagine the grieving widow is not best pleased. 820 00:53:12,695 --> 00:53:14,135 Is she grieving? 821 00:53:16,095 --> 00:53:19,095 I'd say she was...in shock. 822 00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:21,335 The tears will come later. 823 00:53:22,295 --> 00:53:26,255 True, sir, the old boyfriend bit? Not that it's any of my business. 824 00:53:27,295 --> 00:53:30,255 When I was in the sixth form and she was in the fifth, 825 00:53:30,255 --> 00:53:32,255 I took her to a disco. 826 00:53:33,495 --> 00:53:35,655 And then I took her to a football match. 827 00:53:35,655 --> 00:53:38,415 And then I bought a couple of tickets to a concert, 828 00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:42,615 but she didn't want to go because she didn't like Barry Manilow. End of story. 829 00:53:42,615 --> 00:53:44,695 Did you like Barry Manilow? 830 00:53:44,695 --> 00:53:47,455 No, not much. I thought she might. 831 00:53:47,455 --> 00:53:51,215 It was a lousy match, as well. Lost 2-1 to Blackburn Rovers. 832 00:53:53,798 --> 00:53:55,598 He's expecting us? Yep. 833 00:53:57,438 --> 00:54:00,238 So these are the spires where he does his dreaming. 834 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,000 Not much else he can do with them, really. 835 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:11,760 Professor Weller, we're told the Sam in the headline refers to you. 836 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,000 It does indeed. It's a literary allusion. 837 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,280 Dickensian, yeah. We know about that, too. 838 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,640 Is it true? What is truth? 839 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:23,280 Men have been debating that in this place for hundreds of years. 840 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,120 Are you involved in an examination scam? 841 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:29,480 Scam. Could you define the word? 842 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,120 A confidence trick. A...cheat. 843 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,720 A swindle. 844 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,400 Is that precise enough for you? 845 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,400 Could you give me an example? 846 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:43,000 Well, imagine my daughter is at school 847 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000 and she wants to come to your college. 848 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,760 I give the school a large sum of money. 849 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,040 The school gives your college a large sum of money. 850 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:57,160 Now, these sums of money are given fancy names, like "endowments", 851 00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,320 though I think they should be called bribes. 852 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:04,760 Either way, lo and behold, my daughter gets her place at your college. 853 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,800 Well, that isn't my view of the situation. 854 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,360 Give us your view of the situation. 855 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,520 My view of the world is dominated by books. 856 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:18,320 Books are my life and my work. 857 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,200 But if I look out of the window, 858 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:24,600 I see a world dominated not by books but by information. 859 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:29,920 My students use words like "blog" and "iPod" 860 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:33,360 and "Googlewhack" and "cyberspace". 861 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,760 Well, I try to understand. I even attended the late Mr Turnbull's lecture, 862 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,800 hoping to gain some sort of insight. 863 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,960 Yes, I saw you there. 864 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,760 Of course. 865 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:49,240 The immediate consequence is that instead of recommending particular books 866 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:51,320 that applicants might read, 867 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:55,440 one tends to direct them to...websites. 868 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,440 Is that the word? That's the word. 869 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,440 Where they might find enlightenment. 870 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:05,200 Or where my daughter, who wants to come to your college, 871 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,400 might find the right answers to questions which you might ask her, 872 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,320 if, for example, 873 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:15,320 she was sitting your special entrance exams, or coming for an interview? 874 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,240 Don't tell me, Professor, there are no right answers. 875 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,480 Quite so. 876 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,480 This was Jo Gilchrist's college? It was. 877 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:32,840 So one of your own students was running a vicious campaign against you? 878 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,600 What were you proposing to do about that? 879 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,280 I cannot tell a lie, I was considering various options. 880 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,280 But they did not include homicide. 881 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,680 And I shall make two more points before you leave. 882 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:48,640 It was not my idea to run university education 883 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,640 according to the principles of a Middle Eastern marketplace. 884 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:59,120 And since my area of expertise begins with the work of Aeschylus over 2,500 years ago... 885 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:05,440 ..your concerns seem to me but brief and impermanent ripples on a vast ocean. 886 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,520 Oh, I'd like to nick that professor. 887 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,120 On what charge? Being a pompous sod. 888 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,440 And I'd burn this place down. 889 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,280 I'm going to prison. I'll feel more at home in prison. 890 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,280 You have locks in an open prison? One or two. 891 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,600 But we er...don't rattle the keys. 892 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,560 It upsets the inmates. 893 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:42,080 Mind you, this one's to stop the teachers from escaping. Ha! 894 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,080 Did you know Nicky Turnbull? Yeah, I knew him. 895 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,480 Any thoughts, observations? 896 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,520 Once a thief... 897 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,600 Dr Patterson might disagree. 898 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,640 Doctor? PhD in Criminology. 899 00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,600 She believes in rehabilitation. Hah! 900 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,720 Tell me about Diane Turnbull. 901 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,120 Not much to tell. 902 00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,720 She came to us with a slender CV, 903 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,800 at a time when we'd take anyone who could read or write. 904 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,040 Slender? 905 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,640 Failed actress - or should I say actor? 906 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,840 She'd buggered about in fringe theatre, a couple of bit parts in The Bill. 907 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,560 How did she get on here? Surprisingly well. 908 00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,280 Oh, being a woman helps. Someone for the guys to lust after. 909 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:34,760 And she did a halfway decent production of Julius Caesar. 910 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,920 I've got a present for you. 911 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,240 The souvenir programme. 912 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,600 Turnbull played Caesar? Yes. 913 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,320 Any good? 914 00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:52,160 Well, I've never met a Roman who spoke with a Geordie accent, 915 00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:56,160 but then again, I've never met one who sounded like John Gielgud, either. 916 00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,440 Diane played his wife. Calpurnia. 917 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,880 Caesar's wife, who must be above suspicion. 918 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:05,040 She wasn't Mrs Turnbull then, of course. 919 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,760 I know. Diane Fraser. I went to school with her. 920 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,800 Oh, in which case, she too must be above suspicion. 921 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,640 Well, I don't see her as a serial killer with a high-velocity rifle. 922 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,960 Yes, that's more of a male speciality. 923 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,000 Turnbull told me that he might have made some enemies while he was here. 924 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,920 Obviously. The man was a thief. 925 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,000 Your officer said that. What did he steal? 926 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,360 Have you read his book? 927 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,480 No, I delegated that job to my sergeant. 928 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,960 He's done a speed-reading course. 929 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,840 The bones of it are true, about the computer fraud, and so on, 930 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,640 but he dressed it up with stuff he heard from other inmates. 931 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,960 He may have changed their names, but it was obvious what he was up to. 932 00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:46,760 He stole their stories? These days, it's called "intellectual property". 933 00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:49,680 But is it enough for anyone to want to murder him? 934 00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,880 Come on, Mr Lewis. You've been around these people as long as I have. 935 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:56,840 Men have been killed for a packet of cigarettes or a bar of chocolate. 936 00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:01,600 And it's not stealing a story, it's stealing someone's dignity. 937 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,600 Something else you should know. 938 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,400 It's a technical term. 939 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:11,120 When Turnbull first arrived here, he was functionally illiterate. 940 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,200 What, he couldn't read or write? 941 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:17,080 He could fool the system, and he was obviously brilliant with numbers. 942 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,000 I knew he had a problem with spelling. 943 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,840 Yeah, it should have been spotted at school, but it wasn't. 944 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:24,280 The man was a great talker, but... 945 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,400 Mrs Turnbull wrote the book? Pass. 946 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,480 Oh, there was a theory that I might have been the target. 947 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,280 Well, that might easily be the case. 948 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,880 These are career criminals. 949 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,000 One copper less is a step nearer to heaven. 950 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,400 Mind how you go. 951 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:58,440 Medical and Ballistics think that's where our killer shot Nicky Turnbull from. 952 01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,000 Did they find anything useful? No. 953 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,720 How did he get up there? 954 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,640 Lift to the fourth floor, fire escape out onto the roof. 955 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,360 So he went straight past the main reception? 956 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:12,080 He went past Chloe, who's a PPE student working her way through college. 957 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:15,200 CCTV? Inconclusive. 958 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,960 Can you imagine David Harvey doing this? Harvey? 959 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,960 He gets the brush off from Joe Gilchrist. 960 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:32,800 She's going off, doing unspeakable things with the ex-con. He's been drinking, he follows her. 961 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:36,200 He's a big lad, his knee's hurting, loses his temper. 962 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,080 Why would he kill Turnbull? 963 01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:41,400 Well, classic situation. The old favourite. 964 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,720 Turnbull sees him do it, so Harvey has to kill the witness. 965 01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,400 I don't buy it, sir. Why not? 966 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,360 Well, amongst other things, he er... 967 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:51,880 ..well, he went to my old school. 968 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:56,280 I assume we're talking a posh public school for boys. 969 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,360 Yeah. 970 01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:01,600 You go from there to places like Oxford, end up running the country. 971 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,880 With respect, this is beginning to sound like a chip on your shoulder. 972 01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:10,640 My school motto was "A healthy body, a healthy mind." 973 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,640 We were given the choice. 974 01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:22,280 Let's go and talk to Mrs Turnbull about Julius Caesar. 975 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,320 Where are all those actors now? Did he steal their stories? 976 01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:30,040 Well, Caesar was killed by a group of conspirators. 977 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:33,200 Got to check Brutus, Cassius, Casca... 978 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,280 This is Oxford, not Ancient Rome. 979 01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,240 They're easily confused, sir. 980 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:43,320 Jim Winston. Sad story. Schizophrenic. 981 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,560 He threw himself under a train last month. 982 01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,640 Charlie Read. Yeah, he was stage manager. 983 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,880 As strong as a horse. Bit of a nutter. 984 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:54,000 I remember him. Local man. 985 01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:58,680 Morse and I put him away for... GBH with knobs on. 986 01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:00,480 He might be worth checking. 987 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,320 He's the only one who really scared me. 988 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,920 Put an asterisk next to Charlie. 989 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:09,680 Stuart Malcolm. No, he's probably in London. 990 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,640 Keep your distance. He's beyond redemption. 991 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:15,080 Even Shakespeare couldn't help. 992 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:19,400 Ray Hanson. He's my success story. 993 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,240 He runs a little car hire company. 994 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,320 He brought me here yesterday, actually. 995 01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:27,280 Oh, in the flash limo with tinted windows. Yeah. 996 01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,240 Where is he based? 997 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,440 About halfway between here and London. 998 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,760 I've...I've got his card somewhere. 999 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,600 Here. 1000 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,800 I think those are the only ones I know about. 1001 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:47,000 More slaving over a hot computer. Looking for wisdom. 1002 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,480 Well, thank you for that. 1003 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,760 There's something else, actually. 1004 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,400 Um... It's sort of personal. 1005 01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,160 See you back at the station. 1006 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:08,880 I...er...hate to be a nuisance, 1007 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:12,600 but my taxi still seems to be conspicuous by its non-appearance. 1008 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,920 I'm sorry, Mr Webster. I'll call them again. Would you? 1009 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,640 You're American? Yes. 1010 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,920 I blame my parents. Who else? 1011 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,200 A detective? 1012 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,320 Investigating a double murder? 1013 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,680 And here I am, an American leaving town. 1014 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,720 Successful visit? Mm. 1015 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,920 Lecturing the British on the James brothers. 1016 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:36,800 William and Henry, as opposed to Frank and Jesse. 1017 01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,440 Judging from the size of my audience, I made the wrong choice. 1018 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:44,600 My latest thin volume. 1019 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,440 I see. 1020 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:51,440 I read in one of your newspapers Mr Turnbull might have been targeted by the Pentagon. 1021 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,000 I give you my word, Detective, 1022 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,960 I despise my elected government. 1023 01:04:57,120 --> 01:05:00,520 I can't even spell CIA. Well, we knew about your lectures. 1024 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,400 We had you checked out. 1025 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,360 I hope you find that reassuring. 1026 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,160 What's the problem? This place. 1027 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,280 I wish I could afford to stay here. 1028 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:18,440 The staff have been lovely, and so on. It's... 1029 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,240 It's just that I'm sleep... 1030 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:24,880 Well, I'm not sleeping along the corridor from where the girl was murdered. 1031 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:28,200 And I look out the window and I can see Nicky's blood stains. 1032 01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,720 You could go home. 1033 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,680 Yeah. I know, but... 1034 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:41,080 Well, the house is gonna seem very empty without Nicky, and... 1035 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:46,600 ..when I do go, I want to take all of his things with me and the police have still got them. 1036 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:50,560 The wheels of forensic examination grind exceedingly slowly. 1037 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,880 It's just a few of his bits and pieces, you know, for company. 1038 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,040 It's probably hard for you to understand. 1039 01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,680 No, it's very easy for me to understand. 1040 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:03,800 Sorry? 1041 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,720 My wife died three years ago. 1042 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:10,960 I'm sorry. 1043 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,200 I'll see what we can do. 1044 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,120 BIRDSONG 1045 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:33,040 Are you allowed to stop for a moment? Five minutes. 1046 01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:36,120 Is this part of your rehab? 1047 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:39,200 Five miles per day, plus five hours in the gym, 1048 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,440 plus the occasional game of tennis as my designated fun. 1049 01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:46,040 I thought rugby was only a game. Games aren't games any more. 1050 01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:50,240 You were with Jo and Caroline at the hotel after that lecture. 1051 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,320 What time did you leave? 1052 01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,560 I was so drunk, I couldn't put a time to it. 1053 01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,560 What about yesterday afternoon, say around two o'clock? 1054 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:00,600 What were you doing? This. 1055 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,280 What, here? More or less. 1056 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,240 I can't be accurate to the exact yard. 1057 01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,040 Any witnesses? 1058 01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:07,560 Yes. Her. 1059 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,680 Good afternoon, Mr Lewis. 1060 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,160 What's he been telling you? 1061 01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:14,880 What should he have been telling me? 1062 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,360 That Jo chose to live dangerously and lost. 1063 01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,080 So who won? 1064 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:22,640 We won't know until the game's over and somebody sings. 1065 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:34,280 You're suggesting Mrs Turnbull should stay at your house tonight? 1066 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,520 Why? 1067 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,560 She's in a state of shock. 1068 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,080 She hates that hotel. 1069 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:43,760 There's been one murder on the premises and her husband was killed on the doorstep. 1070 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:47,560 She doesn't want to go home alone, and - You were at school together. 1071 01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,920 Therefore she trusts me. 1072 01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:53,640 She might be a key witness. Or even, at this stage, a possible suspect. 1073 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:56,240 I don't see her as an assassin. 1074 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:59,800 I'm thinking like a lawyer, in court, looking to discredit the police. 1075 01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:04,160 And I'm thinking like an old friend who always behaves strictly by the book. 1076 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,600 All right. But with back-up. 1077 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,520 Come in! 1078 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:14,720 Yeah, what is it? 1079 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:17,360 I've stumbled across some wisdom. Share it with us. 1080 01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:21,520 Charlie Read works as a bouncer at The Lower Depths. 1081 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,640 What, in God's name, is The Lower Depths? 1082 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:26,720 It's a basement club. Loud music and booze. 1083 01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,360 Er... Town and Gown meet there. 1084 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:32,400 The lads from the estate get together with the athletes from the University there 1085 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:35,560 every weekend for a punch-up. Charlie will be in his element. 1086 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,800 Charlie. Mr Lewis. 1087 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,840 How are you doing? 1088 01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:47,120 Too many murders. Otherwise, fine. 1089 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:50,760 I was sorry to hear about Morse. 1090 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,800 He was a bastard, but...a straight bastard. Know what I mean? 1091 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:59,800 Is this about my landlord? Your landlord? 1092 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:03,200 He thinks I killed his dog. Did you? 1093 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:07,480 This young man's trying to get me into trouble. 1094 01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,400 I'll speak to him later. 1095 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:13,760 So er...it must be about the nutty professor, then. 1096 01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:15,800 Now you're getting warmer. 1097 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:20,320 Can you come back in the morning, Mr Lewis? 1098 01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:23,520 We've got a martial arts team from Liverpool in tonight. 1099 01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:25,560 I think I'm needed. 1100 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,640 Should we call the police? 1101 01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:30,680 These people are pretty good at sorting out their own problems. 1102 01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:32,160 Besides, I'm running late. 1103 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:35,160 My lodger will think - You don't love her any more. 1104 01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:39,120 Sorry...sir. That sort of slipped out. 1105 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:41,520 I've had a long day. And it isn't over yet. 1106 01:09:46,649 --> 01:09:49,409 What happens next? 1107 01:09:49,409 --> 01:09:52,609 Well, you go to bed for a good night's sleep, 1108 01:09:52,609 --> 01:09:55,809 and I'll be in here with... a good book. 1109 01:09:57,449 --> 01:09:59,329 It's not bad. 1110 01:10:00,809 --> 01:10:04,569 Dr Patterson at the prison told me that you helped him write it. 1111 01:10:06,929 --> 01:10:10,009 She said Nicky was, quote, "functionally illiterate". 1112 01:10:12,009 --> 01:10:13,969 That's the jargon. 1113 01:10:15,129 --> 01:10:17,169 It just means he couldn't spell. 1114 01:10:17,169 --> 01:10:19,049 But he told a good story. 1115 01:10:19,049 --> 01:10:22,049 That's what people buy, good stories. 1116 01:10:23,609 --> 01:10:25,369 I just helped him with the long words. 1117 01:10:56,569 --> 01:10:58,169 I'll be off. 1118 01:11:01,089 --> 01:11:04,849 Thank you for looking after me. Just doing my job, ma'am. 1119 01:11:06,489 --> 01:11:09,209 No Barry Manilow, then. 1120 01:11:09,209 --> 01:11:11,169 Nah, I never liked him much. 1121 01:11:12,289 --> 01:11:14,329 But when I was 18, I thought you would. 1122 01:11:18,529 --> 01:11:21,089 We never know anything, do we? 1123 01:11:23,569 --> 01:11:25,569 Did you have a good marriage? 1124 01:11:26,929 --> 01:11:29,689 It's just I couldn't help noticing the photographs. 1125 01:11:33,009 --> 01:11:35,049 Yeah, very good. 1126 01:11:35,049 --> 01:11:36,609 The best. 1127 01:11:36,609 --> 01:11:38,569 I'm glad about that. 1128 01:11:40,609 --> 01:11:41,849 So did I. 1129 01:11:41,849 --> 01:11:43,809 People wouldn't believe me, but... 1130 01:11:44,929 --> 01:11:46,129 ..I did. 1131 01:11:48,609 --> 01:11:50,569 It was living dangerously, but... 1132 01:11:52,169 --> 01:11:54,209 ..yeah, it was very good indeed. 1133 01:11:55,409 --> 01:11:57,529 Ah, well see, that's the difference. 1134 01:11:57,529 --> 01:11:59,489 I believe in living safely. 1135 01:12:00,609 --> 01:12:02,689 I dare say that's why I'm a cop. 1136 01:12:02,689 --> 01:12:05,689 I want to look after the people that believe in living safely. 1137 01:12:09,329 --> 01:12:12,729 Do police regulations permit you to give me a good night hug? 1138 01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:15,169 I'd have to sign for it. 1139 01:12:25,729 --> 01:12:27,089 You're a good man. 1140 01:12:28,209 --> 01:12:30,529 I dare say. 1141 01:12:54,049 --> 01:12:57,569 Don't worry, I'm not an assassin. I detected that. Come in. 1142 01:13:00,329 --> 01:13:03,169 We traced some of the calls on Turnbull's mobile. 1143 01:13:03,169 --> 01:13:05,489 It turns out one was to a London-based lawyer 1144 01:13:05,489 --> 01:13:07,969 who refused to tell us what the call was about. 1145 01:13:07,969 --> 01:13:10,689 Client confidentiality. That old thing. 1146 01:13:10,689 --> 01:13:13,689 Yeah. But I've got a mate who's a barrister. 1147 01:13:13,689 --> 01:13:16,769 Someone I went - Went to school with? 1148 01:13:16,769 --> 01:13:18,849 Yeah. And? 1149 01:13:18,849 --> 01:13:24,169 And, according to him, the man Turnbull was talking to was a divorce lawyer. 1150 01:13:24,169 --> 01:13:27,129 And, according to the lady, it was a very good marriage. 1151 01:13:30,049 --> 01:13:32,289 (Obviously someone didn't think so.) 1152 01:13:35,089 --> 01:13:37,129 Norman? 1153 01:13:37,129 --> 01:13:38,609 You're a miserable sod. 1154 01:13:38,609 --> 01:13:40,929 Have you got a good memory for suicides? 1155 01:13:42,969 --> 01:13:45,209 Exactly. Horses for courses. 1156 01:14:07,609 --> 01:14:08,969 Morning. 1157 01:14:11,089 --> 01:14:12,249 Hello. 1158 01:14:14,529 --> 01:14:16,969 I was expecting to see Robbie. Has he gone? 1159 01:14:16,969 --> 01:14:19,929 The master of the house? Yeah. Oh. 1160 01:14:19,929 --> 01:14:23,049 I was all geared up to making some breakfast. 1161 01:14:23,049 --> 01:14:26,569 Would you like some? Er...no, thanks, I'm sorted. 1162 01:14:26,569 --> 01:14:28,929 But you're to make yourself at home, 1163 01:14:28,929 --> 01:14:31,609 and when you're ready, I am to drive you to the office. 1164 01:14:31,609 --> 01:14:35,009 He'd like to ask you a couple of questions, if you feel up to it. 1165 01:14:36,569 --> 01:14:38,649 Yeah. 1166 01:14:38,649 --> 01:14:42,729 Do you think he'll mind if I tidy up first? Doubt it. 1167 01:15:00,129 --> 01:15:02,249 This er...nutty professor, 1168 01:15:02,249 --> 01:15:06,649 he comes up to me and he says, "Forgive me, this isn't my natural habitat, 1169 01:15:06,649 --> 01:15:10,489 but I'm informed you are a renowned practitioner of enforcing." 1170 01:15:12,089 --> 01:15:14,529 His exact words. I'll never forget 'em. 1171 01:15:14,529 --> 01:15:19,049 So I tell him...it's my chosen specialist subject. 1172 01:15:19,049 --> 01:15:23,569 Then he says some student's making trouble, needs a bit of a slap. 1173 01:15:23,569 --> 01:15:26,089 And did you give this student a bit of a slap? 1174 01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:29,129 He didn't say it was a woman, did he? 1175 01:15:29,129 --> 01:15:31,809 I mean, I'll smack anyone if the money's right. 1176 01:15:31,809 --> 01:15:33,889 But never a woman. 1177 01:15:33,889 --> 01:15:37,689 Even Mr Morse give me credit for that. Check your records. 1178 01:15:39,049 --> 01:15:41,809 What about Turnbull? Have you got an alibi? 1179 01:15:42,889 --> 01:15:45,409 I can soon get one. Serious answer, Charlie. 1180 01:15:46,849 --> 01:15:49,289 Yeah, all right. Here's your serious answer. 1181 01:15:50,369 --> 01:15:52,329 You're looking for a professional hit man. 1182 01:15:53,329 --> 01:15:55,689 Firing rifles off of rooftops? 1183 01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:57,769 Ain't my style. You know that. 1184 01:15:57,769 --> 01:16:00,209 I can't stand heights, for one thing. 1185 01:16:01,329 --> 01:16:03,449 I can't stand guns. 1186 01:16:03,449 --> 01:16:05,729 And I don't kill people. 1187 01:16:06,769 --> 01:16:09,649 I hurt people, I don't kill 'em. 1188 01:16:09,649 --> 01:16:12,129 Were there any professional hit men in the nick? 1189 01:16:12,129 --> 01:16:14,089 There's usually one or two. 1190 01:16:18,369 --> 01:16:21,569 I think the lad who played Brutus used to be in that line of business. 1191 01:16:25,849 --> 01:16:29,249 I read Turnbull's book last night, slowly. 1192 01:16:30,769 --> 01:16:35,489 He writes about a hitman... called Roy. 1193 01:16:38,049 --> 01:16:40,369 Alias Ray Hanson. 1194 01:16:43,529 --> 01:16:45,649 He was Brutus in the play. 1195 01:16:45,649 --> 01:16:50,489 Her success story. The one with the executive limo and the tinted windows. 1196 01:16:50,489 --> 01:16:53,489 The Roman formerly known as Roy Hardwick. 1197 01:16:53,489 --> 01:16:56,889 Ex-British army and SAS. Served in Northern Ireland. 1198 01:16:56,889 --> 01:17:00,409 Suspected of selling guns to anyone who would meet his price. 1199 01:17:00,409 --> 01:17:02,889 Now, he disappears, 1200 01:17:02,889 --> 01:17:06,889 and three years later, Ray Hanson turns up in the City of London, 1201 01:17:06,889 --> 01:17:08,969 selling non-existent shares. 1202 01:17:08,969 --> 01:17:10,769 Do you want me to have a word with him? 1203 01:17:10,769 --> 01:17:14,209 I want you to get him up here for elevenses, with discretion. 1204 01:17:14,209 --> 01:17:16,249 It's the better part of my valour, sir. 1205 01:17:18,849 --> 01:17:20,849 Oh, where did you leave Mrs Turnbull? 1206 01:17:20,849 --> 01:17:24,449 With a Guardian crossword and a cup of coffee. 1207 01:17:24,449 --> 01:17:26,769 Oh, and she tidied up your kitchen before we left. 1208 01:17:27,689 --> 01:17:31,049 Oh, I bet she put everything back in the wrong place. 1209 01:17:33,329 --> 01:17:37,129 Yes, I took them to Oxford. Nicky and Diane both. 1210 01:17:37,129 --> 01:17:40,689 Did you pick them up from home? Nicky from their big house in Wandsworth. 1211 01:17:40,689 --> 01:17:44,369 Diane was already here when we got the call about the shooting. 1212 01:17:44,369 --> 01:17:46,409 That's her car there. 1213 01:17:46,409 --> 01:17:48,369 What was she doing here? 1214 01:17:49,769 --> 01:17:51,809 I'm writing a book. 1215 01:17:51,809 --> 01:17:53,769 Isn't everybody? 1216 01:17:55,529 --> 01:17:57,649 Where were you at the time of the murders? 1217 01:17:57,649 --> 01:18:02,129 That all depends on when they were exactly. I only know what the newspapers tell me. 1218 01:18:02,129 --> 01:18:04,649 The student was killed at around two in the morning. 1219 01:18:04,649 --> 01:18:07,329 When I was fast asleep in my bed. 1220 01:18:07,329 --> 01:18:09,409 All alone. 1221 01:18:09,409 --> 01:18:12,329 Unless you'll accept Arthur C Clarke as a witness. 1222 01:18:12,329 --> 01:18:15,209 Nicky Turnbull was shot at ten past two in the afternoon. 1223 01:18:15,209 --> 01:18:18,609 When I was out somewhere on the road. Let me check. 1224 01:18:18,609 --> 01:18:20,569 Um... Do you have one of these? 1225 01:18:20,569 --> 01:18:22,889 I'm a bit of a nerd, 1226 01:18:22,889 --> 01:18:25,649 but I find accurate information helps convince 1227 01:18:25,649 --> 01:18:28,489 the Revenue that I really am fully rehabilitated. 1228 01:18:28,489 --> 01:18:30,289 Now you should know all that I know. 1229 01:18:30,289 --> 01:18:32,449 Thank you. 1230 01:18:36,569 --> 01:18:39,449 Did you get on with Nicky Turnbull? Yeah, he's a good mate. 1231 01:18:41,089 --> 01:18:43,169 Was a good mate, rest his soul. 1232 01:18:43,169 --> 01:18:46,009 He was er...like a sort of best friend at school. 1233 01:18:46,009 --> 01:18:47,489 Enemies? 1234 01:18:47,489 --> 01:18:51,729 When Diane walked into the nick, ooh, you can imagine. 1235 01:18:51,729 --> 01:18:53,689 And she picked Nicky Turnbull. 1236 01:18:53,689 --> 01:18:56,609 When we got to the scene where everyone kills Julius Caesar, 1237 01:18:56,609 --> 01:18:59,929 it was just as well we only had wooden daggers. 1238 01:18:59,929 --> 01:19:03,129 Well, you played Brutus. Et tu, Brute? 1239 01:19:03,129 --> 01:19:06,169 Yes, I know. The best friend who turns on him in the end. 1240 01:19:06,169 --> 01:19:10,169 Still, it's only a play, Sergeant. Trust me, I am an honourable man. 1241 01:19:10,169 --> 01:19:12,129 Just ask the Inland Revenue. 1242 01:19:13,369 --> 01:19:15,689 I wonder if you could spare an hour of your time. 1243 01:19:15,689 --> 01:19:19,049 There's one or two things we'd like you to look at down at the station. 1244 01:19:19,049 --> 01:19:21,929 It's always a pleasure to be of service to the state. 1245 01:19:21,929 --> 01:19:24,089 In fact, I have to pick up Diane anyway, 1246 01:19:24,089 --> 01:19:28,329 so...I'll follow you in the limo. If that's OK. 1247 01:19:29,089 --> 01:19:30,809 Where is he? 1248 01:19:30,809 --> 01:19:33,289 Interview room with a cup of coffee. 1249 01:19:33,289 --> 01:19:35,529 Here are his work records. 1250 01:19:38,249 --> 01:19:40,489 Here's an alibi I prepared earlier. 1251 01:19:40,489 --> 01:19:42,729 Quite so. 1252 01:19:43,689 --> 01:19:46,169 Why would he want to kill Turnbull? 1253 01:19:46,169 --> 01:19:49,329 If he's a professional hit man, because somebody paid him to. 1254 01:19:49,329 --> 01:19:51,569 Who, for example? Mrs Turnbull, for example. 1255 01:19:51,569 --> 01:19:53,049 What? 1256 01:19:54,169 --> 01:19:58,129 I know you went to the same school, sir. That's got nothing to do with it. 1257 01:20:00,329 --> 01:20:03,329 They sold the film rights for what, a million quid? 1258 01:20:03,329 --> 01:20:06,009 As his agent, she gets what, 10%? 1259 01:20:06,009 --> 01:20:10,489 As his divorced wife, she might get half, but as his widow, she gets the lot. 1260 01:20:19,369 --> 01:20:21,409 Excuse me. 1261 01:20:21,409 --> 01:20:23,929 Have you any idea what's going on? 1262 01:20:23,929 --> 01:20:26,489 Very rarely. 1263 01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:30,169 Are you a policewoman, police person? Sorry, I don't know what they're called. 1264 01:20:30,169 --> 01:20:34,289 I'm just an itinerant doctor delivering a file. Ah, right. 1265 01:20:35,889 --> 01:20:39,489 You're Mrs Turnbull, aren't you? Yeah. 1266 01:20:40,609 --> 01:20:44,209 Tough time you're having. Aye, you could say. 1267 01:20:46,529 --> 01:20:50,369 Simple question. Are you and Roy Hardwick one and the same person? 1268 01:20:53,569 --> 01:20:55,569 This might help. 1269 01:21:01,289 --> 01:21:04,249 Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that you're right. 1270 01:21:04,249 --> 01:21:07,889 One of the things you learn in the SAS is how to withstand interrogation, 1271 01:21:07,889 --> 01:21:13,049 including torture by much nastier people than you, Mr Lewis. 1272 01:21:13,049 --> 01:21:16,449 If I've got this right, you think I'm involved in the murder of a student 1273 01:21:16,449 --> 01:21:18,969 and a criminal turned best-selling author. 1274 01:21:18,969 --> 01:21:22,489 Now, I've provided you with two perfect alibis. 1275 01:21:24,009 --> 01:21:26,049 It's over to you. 1276 01:21:26,049 --> 01:21:28,209 I've nothing more to say. 1277 01:21:30,038 --> 01:21:33,678 We installed it as a disincentive to the parish vandals. 1278 01:21:34,718 --> 01:21:38,158 Some of them seem to have a deep dislike of our stained glass. 1279 01:21:38,158 --> 01:21:41,998 Is it important? It may be the answer to our prayers. 1280 01:21:41,998 --> 01:21:44,238 Which proves they do work. 1281 01:21:44,238 --> 01:21:47,998 Let's see if I can remember where I left that instruction book. 1282 01:21:52,318 --> 01:21:55,638 Sorry to have kept you hanging around. That's all right. 1283 01:21:55,638 --> 01:21:57,678 I had a nice talk with Dr Hobson. 1284 01:21:57,678 --> 01:21:59,638 I think she fancies you. 1285 01:22:04,318 --> 01:22:08,358 Why was...your late husband 1286 01:22:08,358 --> 01:22:10,678 making telephone calls to divorce lawyers? 1287 01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:15,038 Because we were getting a divorce. 1288 01:22:15,038 --> 01:22:17,598 You told me last night you had a very good marriage. 1289 01:22:17,598 --> 01:22:19,598 And so we did, for a while. 1290 01:22:20,958 --> 01:22:23,558 There's a time limit on rock'n'roll marriages. 1291 01:22:24,958 --> 01:22:26,918 You can go off living dangerously. 1292 01:22:28,398 --> 01:22:31,678 How would you describe your relationship with Ray Hanson? 1293 01:22:34,758 --> 01:22:36,958 Professional. 1294 01:22:36,958 --> 01:22:39,678 Did you spend the night there? Yes. 1295 01:22:39,678 --> 01:22:42,998 And I spent last night at your place, too, but... 1296 01:22:44,558 --> 01:22:46,518 We're only good friends. 1297 01:22:48,078 --> 01:22:50,198 He is writing a book, for God's sake. 1298 01:22:50,198 --> 01:22:52,278 What, Confessions Of A Hit Man? 1299 01:22:52,278 --> 01:22:54,758 And you're helping him with the long words? 1300 01:22:54,758 --> 01:22:57,518 There's no need, he's very good with long words. 1301 01:22:57,518 --> 01:23:01,078 He did an Open University degree in English when he was inside. 1302 01:23:01,078 --> 01:23:04,558 Rehabilitation. Wherever you look. 1303 01:23:06,878 --> 01:23:08,078 Sir. 1304 01:23:14,558 --> 01:23:17,958 I've a confession to make. I don't need a confession from you. 1305 01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:21,358 I play music. That doesn't sound like a criminal offence. 1306 01:23:21,358 --> 01:23:23,038 Well, some people think so. 1307 01:23:23,038 --> 01:23:27,318 Strictly speaking, it's world music with a combination of jazz and medieval madrigals. 1308 01:23:27,318 --> 01:23:30,958 Does it have tunes? I'll give it to you. You can decide for yourself. 1309 01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:34,478 Anyway, on Thursday night, we were rehearsing at All Saints, 1310 01:23:34,478 --> 01:23:37,358 and when I walked out, this car goes past a bit too fast. 1311 01:23:37,358 --> 01:23:41,278 I went to check if they had any CCTV this morning, and look. 1312 01:23:44,198 --> 01:23:46,958 That's the car that tried to run us down after the lecture. 1313 01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:50,278 When Hanson claimed he was safely tucked up in bed. 1314 01:23:53,078 --> 01:23:57,998 It was just a wheeze Ray and Nicky dreamed up to add credibility to the death-threat scam. 1315 01:23:57,998 --> 01:24:00,638 Trust me, Ray was aiming to miss. He's very good. 1316 01:24:01,718 --> 01:24:04,038 He's had experience as a getaway driver. 1317 01:24:04,038 --> 01:24:08,598 We checked with the bank. Last week, you paid Hanson �5,000. 1318 01:24:08,598 --> 01:24:12,358 That was a publisher's advance. And it wasn't exactly �5,000. 1319 01:24:12,358 --> 01:24:15,198 It was minus my commission and plus VAT. 1320 01:24:17,358 --> 01:24:20,078 All right, let's go right back to the beginning. 1321 01:24:20,078 --> 01:24:23,678 Jo Gilchrist approached you to get Nicky... No, she didn't. 1322 01:24:23,678 --> 01:24:25,438 She didn't? 1323 01:24:25,438 --> 01:24:28,518 No, Jo Gilchrist had nothing to do with it. It was um... 1324 01:24:28,518 --> 01:24:30,718 Oh, that rugby player guy. 1325 01:24:30,718 --> 01:24:32,798 He...he made the initial phone call. 1326 01:24:32,798 --> 01:24:36,078 He confirmed everything by email, confirmed the emails by letters. 1327 01:24:36,078 --> 01:24:38,678 The guy bored us into submission. 1328 01:24:38,678 --> 01:24:41,278 But we were told that Jo was the one that called the shots. 1329 01:24:42,278 --> 01:24:44,518 You might choose your words more carefully. 1330 01:24:49,078 --> 01:24:51,238 Yeah, Norman. Did you find something for me? 1331 01:24:53,838 --> 01:24:57,438 We're looking for David Harvey. He's playing tennis with his girlfriend. 1332 01:24:57,438 --> 01:24:58,918 Where? I know. 1333 01:25:01,278 --> 01:25:02,678 Girlfriend? 1334 01:25:16,798 --> 01:25:18,878 It's called real tennis. 1335 01:25:18,878 --> 01:25:21,438 What's that they play at Wimbledon? Digital? 1336 01:25:25,838 --> 01:25:27,918 I'm in the middle of a game. 1337 01:25:27,918 --> 01:25:31,038 I'm sorry. The game, you might say, is up. 1338 01:25:31,038 --> 01:25:34,798 Oh, bugger. I suppose you've got the building surrounded. 1339 01:25:34,798 --> 01:25:36,438 And the airports sealed off. 1340 01:25:36,438 --> 01:25:39,638 We know you've got an iffy leg, but even so. 1341 01:25:39,638 --> 01:25:41,678 I can jog, but I can't run. 1342 01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:43,638 And I've got nothing to hide. 1343 01:25:53,038 --> 01:25:55,878 You're invited too, Chloe. 1344 01:26:03,798 --> 01:26:07,478 "It's often said computer crime leaves no victims. 1345 01:26:07,478 --> 01:26:09,558 I wish it were true. 1346 01:26:09,558 --> 01:26:12,518 I never thought I'd feel remorse for an accountant, 1347 01:26:12,518 --> 01:26:16,318 but I'm still sorry about the man in one of our older universities 1348 01:26:16,318 --> 01:26:19,238 who committed suicide as a result of my activities." 1349 01:26:21,518 --> 01:26:23,358 End quote. 1350 01:26:23,358 --> 01:26:27,078 I checked with an old mate of mine who works for the Oxford Mail. 1351 01:26:27,078 --> 01:26:29,158 The man who took his own life 1352 01:26:29,158 --> 01:26:32,518 was financial adviser to Trevelyan College and St Jude's. 1353 01:26:32,518 --> 01:26:36,518 They lost millions, he lost his career and killed himself. 1354 01:26:37,798 --> 01:26:40,518 And he was your father. Yes. 1355 01:26:40,518 --> 01:26:44,198 It was a spineless thing to do and he left the family in a mess. 1356 01:26:45,278 --> 01:26:47,598 Ah. A bit of a wimp, eh? 1357 01:26:47,598 --> 01:26:50,798 Not a proper rugby-playing man like his son. 1358 01:26:52,278 --> 01:26:53,958 No, you're made of sterner stuff. 1359 01:26:54,998 --> 01:26:57,118 You invited Turnbull to Oxford. 1360 01:26:58,278 --> 01:27:00,358 What was the plan? 1361 01:27:00,358 --> 01:27:02,278 Get him up here and teach him a lesson? 1362 01:27:02,278 --> 01:27:05,438 I mean, he was only a Geordie upstart. 1363 01:27:05,438 --> 01:27:07,758 He didn't even go to a posh school. 1364 01:27:07,758 --> 01:27:11,958 Don't look now, but your inverted snobbery is showing, Mr Lewis. 1365 01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:13,958 Yeah, it's an old weakness of mine. 1366 01:27:15,798 --> 01:27:19,918 I thought it might be amusing to give Turnbull a fright, that's all. 1367 01:27:19,918 --> 01:27:21,438 So how come two people are dead? 1368 01:27:21,438 --> 01:27:24,038 You're the ace detective. 1369 01:27:26,038 --> 01:27:28,398 What's that old saying about Rugby Union? 1370 01:27:28,398 --> 01:27:31,478 Um... Gentlemen acting like hooligans. 1371 01:27:31,478 --> 01:27:33,758 It's a man's game. 1372 01:27:34,598 --> 01:27:37,638 But you're hooligan through and through, aren't you? 1373 01:27:37,638 --> 01:27:39,238 Hooligan to the last slice. 1374 01:27:41,078 --> 01:27:44,518 I was talking to a hooligan this morning. A real-life hooligan. 1375 01:27:45,318 --> 01:27:47,158 Not a gilded amateur. 1376 01:27:48,398 --> 01:27:50,918 It's his career. His calling, you might say. 1377 01:27:52,038 --> 01:27:56,078 He was asked to teach Jo Gilchrist a lesson, offered money for it. 1378 01:27:56,078 --> 01:27:58,918 But he refused. Do you know why? 1379 01:28:00,038 --> 01:28:02,038 He said he couldn't do that to a woman. 1380 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,478 A hooligan, but a man of principle. 1381 01:28:07,598 --> 01:28:10,838 You wouldn't know a principle if it smacked you on the nose. 1382 01:28:12,158 --> 01:28:15,358 We phoned your old school this morning. 1383 01:28:15,358 --> 01:28:17,878 Talked to your house master. 1384 01:28:17,878 --> 01:28:19,838 You've had a bit of form, haven't you? 1385 01:28:19,838 --> 01:28:23,638 Suspended twice for hitting younger boys. 1386 01:28:23,638 --> 01:28:25,478 Did you shop me? 1387 01:28:25,478 --> 01:28:27,518 Don't be ridiculous. 1388 01:28:27,518 --> 01:28:31,318 And suspended again last rugby season for breaking an opponent's jaw. 1389 01:28:31,318 --> 01:28:35,158 I was getting in first with the revenge. It's standard procedure. 1390 01:28:35,158 --> 01:28:39,278 Hitting a woman? That's not standard procedure. 1391 01:28:40,318 --> 01:28:43,238 Not in a civilised society. 1392 01:28:43,238 --> 01:28:46,718 Not when you've just given her a lovely birthday present. 1393 01:28:46,718 --> 01:28:49,198 One word, Mr Lewis. Evidence. 1394 01:28:57,678 --> 01:29:00,598 Evidence. Found? 1395 01:29:00,598 --> 01:29:03,718 In a jacket in Mr Harvey's room. Your room. 1396 01:29:03,718 --> 01:29:06,438 The one you were wearing the night of the lecture. 1397 01:29:07,838 --> 01:29:09,918 So what was the deal? 1398 01:29:09,918 --> 01:29:12,998 Jo would bring the revolver, you'd bring the bullets? 1399 01:29:12,998 --> 01:29:16,398 Only she chickened out. Is that it? 1400 01:29:16,398 --> 01:29:18,838 See, that's the problem with women. 1401 01:29:18,838 --> 01:29:21,278 You can't rely on them, can you? 1402 01:29:22,398 --> 01:29:26,638 Not like proper, well-educated, hooligan chaps. 1403 01:29:30,238 --> 01:29:34,158 She thought it was a great idea at first. A murder plot. 1404 01:29:34,158 --> 01:29:37,158 "Wow!" she said. "How cool is that!" 1405 01:29:37,158 --> 01:29:40,318 Then she met Turnbull and he charmed the hell out of her. 1406 01:29:40,318 --> 01:29:43,918 "We can't kill him," she said. "He's kind of cute." 1407 01:29:45,758 --> 01:29:47,638 That was the moment. 1408 01:29:47,638 --> 01:29:50,798 When she said those words. "Kind of cute." 1409 01:29:51,798 --> 01:29:54,078 I don't do business with "kind of cute". 1410 01:29:55,638 --> 01:30:00,478 And Chloe. Did she have a different attitude to cuteness? 1411 01:30:01,558 --> 01:30:05,718 Maybe she thinks you're kind of cute. Maybe she does. 1412 01:30:05,718 --> 01:30:08,478 Cute enough to give you access to the hotel roof? 1413 01:30:08,478 --> 01:30:11,198 Cute enough to look after your rifle for you? 1414 01:30:11,198 --> 01:30:12,838 I see no rifle. 1415 01:30:12,838 --> 01:30:17,838 We found one in her locker at the hotel. She told us the whole story. 1416 01:30:18,918 --> 01:30:22,558 Women don't seem to have much luck where you're concerned, do they? 1417 01:30:24,438 --> 01:30:26,758 Any prize on the stall. 1418 01:30:30,038 --> 01:30:31,798 Now do you believe me? 1419 01:30:31,798 --> 01:30:34,878 I may not be above suspicion, but I'm not Lady Macbeth. 1420 01:30:34,878 --> 01:30:36,838 I believe you. 1421 01:30:37,958 --> 01:30:39,958 Imagine if I had liked Barry Manilow. 1422 01:30:41,398 --> 01:30:43,718 No...I can't imagine that. 1423 01:30:46,918 --> 01:30:48,878 This way, madam. 1424 01:31:15,558 --> 01:31:17,358 Do you ever go back to your school? 1425 01:31:17,358 --> 01:31:19,838 No. I'm probably a great disappointment to them. 1426 01:31:19,838 --> 01:31:21,758 You? Yours? No, never. 1427 01:31:22,838 --> 01:31:25,678 The job of a school is to teach you how to manage without it. 1428 01:31:25,678 --> 01:31:27,638 A bit like being a parent. 1429 01:31:29,038 --> 01:31:31,358 Have you used one of these? What is it? 1430 01:31:31,358 --> 01:31:33,398 Stick it in your ear and you'll hear. 1431 01:31:33,398 --> 01:31:35,398 What? It's that music that I do. 1432 01:31:35,398 --> 01:31:37,358 Oh, thanks. 1433 01:31:41,558 --> 01:31:43,598 Yeah. 1434 01:31:43,598 --> 01:31:45,678 Oh, hi, pet. 1435 01:31:45,678 --> 01:31:47,638 Yeah, sorry I haven't phoned you back. 1436 01:31:48,718 --> 01:31:51,958 Ah, you've been watching your old dad on the telly, eh? Wow. 1437 01:31:53,838 --> 01:31:56,558 Well, would you believe I went to school with her? 1438 01:31:57,598 --> 01:31:58,718 What? 1439 01:31:59,958 --> 01:32:02,758 Ah, well, you see, my sergeant's in a group. 1440 01:32:03,958 --> 01:32:09,118 Apparently, it's world music with elements of jazz, rock and medieval madrigals. 1441 01:32:10,838 --> 01:32:12,918 Oh, I'm fine. 1442 01:32:12,918 --> 01:32:16,838 Except someone's tidied the kitchen and now I can't find my sugar bowl. 1443 01:32:25,638 --> 01:32:27,598 transcript:chocolate sync:innuit 1444 01:32:27,648 --> 01:32:32,198 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 118132

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