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You�were�sippin'�suds with�your�buds the�other�day...

Hey,�Dary, real�quick.

"Blank,�lunch�and�dinner."

Breh-fekst. Oh,�boy.

Can�I�be�honest�with�you�guys for�a�sec?

Oh,�careful,�Dary.

I'd�suggest everything�you've�said

up�until�now has�been�a�lie.

And�you've�said lots�of�things.

Like,�when�someone starts�a�sentence

with�"Don't�take�this the�wrong�way..."

Guess�what? I�already�did.

Yeah,�the�same�thing if�people�start�a�sentence

by�saying,�"You're�gonna hate�me�for�saying�this..."

Guess�what?�I�already�do.

Or,�when�people�start�a�sentence by�saying,

"You're�not�gonna wanna�hear�this..."

Guess�what? I�already�don't.

No,�it's�just an�observation.

Well�I'm�curious�as�to�know why�you�thought

it�required�a�preface.

Well,�because�I'm�aware of�how�it�might�sound.

Quit�beatin' around�the�bush,�Dary.

Yeah,�Dary,�I�don't�remember you�been�such�an ��around-the-bush�beater.

Oh,�fine,�now I'm�not�even�gonna�say�it.

Say�it.

The�only�thing worse�than�saying,

"You're�not�gonna wanna�hear�this,"

is�when�someone�says they�have�something�to�say,

and�they�don't�say�it.

You're�digging �your�heels�in�like a�12-year-old�girl.

When�in�doubt,�spit's�it�out.

Okay,�fine, ��I'm�gonna�say�it. Okay,�here�goes.

You�know�micro-brewing?

Like,�craft�beer?

Yeah.

I�always�thought it�was�"craft�beard,"

on�account�of�the�guys who�make�it�always�have�beards.

So,�it�was�all�that for�just�this�then,�eh?

Thank�you�for�inviting�us into�the�circle�of�trust,�Dary.

I�believe�the preferred�term�is,

"lumbersexuals."

Well,�"craft�beard"�makes a�pocket-load�more�sense.

You�know,�craft�beards doesn't�really�bother�me.

But�it's�the�clever�wordplay that�goes�into �the�naming�of�it

that�I�finds�hard�to�swallow.

Like,�"So�hoppy�together,"

or�"Barley�breathing."

Now,�why�don't�you just�call�them�what�it�is?

It's�fuckin'�beer. "Beer�and�headlights."

Yeah. �I'll�contribute.

"Ale�by�comparison."

Stout�and�about.

Sounds�actually�pretty�good, "Stout�and�about."

Stout�and�about's not�bad�at�all,�actually.

I'd�drink�some stout�and�about.

I'm�surprised we're�not�drinking�a stout�and�about�right�now.

I�think�what�you�wanna�do�is you�wanna�put

an�animal�in�the�name 'cause�people�love�animals.

Like,�"Cute�Koala�Cream,"

or�"Happy�Hamster�Honey."

No,�no. �What�you�wanna�do�is you�wanna�put

a�berry�in�the�name 'cause�people�love�berries.

"Partridge�Berry�Pilsner,"

or�"Alderberry�Ale."

Pleasing�to�the�ears and�the�mouth.

No,�Dary. Dary,�no.

No,�Dan. �Dan,�no. No,�Katy. �Katy,�no.

What�you're�exposed�to�do,

is�put�something cozy�in�the�names

'cuz�people�like being�cozy,�right?

Like�"toque"�or�"mittens."

And�then,�if�you�really�wanna double�down�on�it,

you�put�something outdoorsy�in�the�name

because�people�love being�outdoors.

Like,�"lake," or�"mountains."

So�what�it's�really gonna�boil�down�to

is�"Toque�Lake�Brew�co,"

or�"Mountain�Mittens Alpine�Ale."

"Blanket�Fire�Light." There�you�go,�Dary.

The�other�ways to�go�is�to�use

a�clever, but�ironical�statement.

Like,�"I'm�bitters."

See,�I'd�go�suggestive.

Like,�"Slip-it-in�cider."

Katy. What?

Let's�get�this�gal a�fuckin'�puppers.

Dary,�have�a�shot? I'd�have�a�shot.

Dan,�have�a�shot? I'd�have�a�shot.

McMurray,�have�a�shot? I'll�have�a�shot.

Tyson,�have�a�shot? I'll�have�a�shot.

JB,�have�a�shot? I'll�have�a�shot.

Fuck,�boys... let's�have�a�shot.

G'day?

Et�Jean-Carl.

Et�Jean-Pierre.

Mes�amis.

Are�you's�up�at�your�chalet ���in�the�Laurentians having�a�Laurentide,�or�what?

You�know,�you's�got some�pretty�choice�gins

there�in�Q-bec. �You�ought�to�hammer on�one�of�those.

Can�do.

What,�like, a�buck-and-doe?

Numbers?

Well,�I�happen�to�be�sitting with�the�first�team

all-stars�as�we�speak.

A�bientot.

Who�wants�to�go�to a�buck-and-doe�in�Q-bec?

Stag-and-doe, I'll�never�say�no.

A�Jack-and-Jill, always�a�thrill.

Drink-and-dance till�you�shit�your�pants.

Love�a�good turn-and-stomp.

Love�a�sip-and-spin.

What's�a�sip-and-spin? Who�the�fuck�are�you?

A�sip-and-spin...

Stag-and-doe...

Jacks-and-Jills...

Drink-and-dance...

Turn-and-stomp... Or�a�buck-and-doe,

is�a�pre-wedding�party thrown�by�the�best�man

and�maid�of�honor

to�raise�money for�the�bride and�groom's�big�day.

Oh,�cool. ���Get�the�fuck out�of�here,�dude.

In�Winnipeg,�they�call�them�"socials. " Can�confirm.

You�know,�Winnipeg has�a�very�large.

Ukranian�population.

Not�too�many�people know�that.

Hey,�Jewish�and�ltalian,�too. Not�too�many�people�know�that.

Whose�gulp�and�grind�is�it?

Remember�Anik?

Oh...

Well,�that's�why �����you�gotta�strike while�the�iron's�hot,

big�shooter. Another�French�gal that�got�away.

I�can't�catch�a�break.

Who's�drivin'?����� ���Oh, fuck ,�not�me, ���I'm�hammered.

Dary,�you�hammered? Oh,�I'm�hammered.

Dan,�you�hammered? Oh,�I'm�hammered.

McMurray,�hammered? I'm�hammered.

Tyson,�you�hammered? I'm�hammered.

JB,�you�hammered? I'm�hammered.

Fuck,�boys, we're�hammered.

And�how's�that�for�ya?

Well,�it's�not too�bad�for�me,

but�right�about�now it's�not�smart,�really.

Well,�I'm�not�missin'�out on�French�boys.

Look,�I'll�drive, �but�I'm�not�fittin' all�of�youse�in�my�truck.

Pete�and�Repeat.

Guys�wanna�go�to a�buck�and�doe?

Oh,�fuck,�yeah. I�didn't�even�know

there's�a drink�and�dance�tonight.

How�we�not�know about�a�swing-and-sway?

It's�not�here, it's�in�Quebec.

I�got�no�reason to�say�no.

Let's�slam�some rheumy�skin.

Let's�get�our�meat smoked,�boys.

Fire�a�little�batch�of Celine�Dijon.

Let's�go. Okay.

Good. �You're�drivin'.

Hold�your�horses�now,��� ��hold�your�horses. All�right?

McMurray,�how�are�you,�now?

I'm�a�teensy�bit concerned,�Wayne.

How's�that? What's�the�problem,�McMurray?

Youse�guys got�some�French�pals

who�want�us�English�dudes

to�go�to�their�party in�Quebec,�right?

Right�as�Dan's�jerk�hand.

Right.

Except,�youse�gotta�realize

that,�in�all�likelihood, your�French�pals

probably�have �some�French�pals

who�doesn't�want us�English�dudes

to�go�to�their�party in�Quebec. �Right?

Left. Right.

Quebec damn�near�left�Canada.

Separatism�is�alive�and�well in�Quebec�right�now, ����mon�freres.

Well,�they�just�had the�referendum

damn�near�yesterday. Mmm.

If,�by�"yesterday,"�you�mean a�quarter�of�centuries�ago,

then,�yeah, I�can�back�that.

I�said,�"It�feels�like." No,�you�didn't.

Did,�too. No,�you�didn't.

Did�too. Did�not.

See?�The�French is�causing�separation

separatism right�here,�right�now...

Settle�down,�McMurray.

Alls�I'm�sayin'�is,

if�they're�not happy�to�see�me,

then�I�ain't�pretending to�be�happy�to�see�them.

You�heard�it�here�first.

When�a�friend ����asks�for�help , you�help�him,

and�that's�all there�is�to�it.

Dary,�you'll �have�a�scrap? I'd�have�a�scrap.

Dan,�you�have�a�scrap? I'd�have�a�scrap.

Tyson,�have�a�scrap? I'd�have�a�scrap.

JB,�you�have�a�scrap? I'd�have�a�scrap.

I�don't�even�know what�your�fuckin'�names�are.

We'll�have�a�scrap. Fuck,�boys.

Let's�have�a�scrap.

I'll�have�a�scrap,�too.

My�terms�are�non-negotiable.

This�is�gonna�be a�long�drive.

Wait�up,�sum'bitches.

Whoopsie�Goldberg.

Hey,�come�over�here and�shake�my�hand, good�buddy.

Oh,�it's�Stompin'�Tom . Is�that�fella�Cock�Quacin� still�bummin'�around?

How's�Jim�Cutey and�Micheal�Bubbly?

About�as�good�as�Kim�Mitchell, there,�Cocket�Richard.

Yeah,�long�live�the�hip.

Here�we�go�now.

So�you�guys�got�Celine�Dion

all�cued�up�in�there? What's�the�scoop?

We've�got�All-anus�Morissette.

Who�are�youse?

Excusez-moi. �Cute.

Jean-Guy.

Jean-Pierre.

Jean-Carl.

That's�Anik.

McMurray.

Yeah,�I�guess that�makes�me�Jean�McMurray.

McMurray.

I've�been�called�worse. And�Jean�Daryl?

Jean�Dan? �����That's�Jean Squirrelly�Dan.

I'm�Jean�C.�Reilly.

I'm�Jean�Bons�Jonsi.

Actually, my�middle�name's�John.

You�know,�French�people don't�have�middle�names,�right?

Anik.

Jean-Claude.

Jean-Lance.

"Buck�and�doe."

He�wouldn't�let�me�invite English�family�to�the�wedding.

So�I�said�we�have�to�have a�buck�and�doe so�they�could�be�included.

Well,�how�very�charitable of�you.

Wow,�si,�mon�frere.

Youse�go�grab�us�a�pint. I'll�get�the�tickets.

Very�good�old�boy. Oui.

No�girlfriend?

Pourquoi?

Oh,�no,�no,�no. No,�no.

Okay.

Okay.

Mo.

Very�hot. Okay.

My�niece. �Beautiful.

But...

Merci,�monsieur...

Jean�Claude...

What�is�it? Drink�it.

I'm�gonna�have�a�piss.

Throw�a�few�darts first,�maybe.

Jesus�H! That�is�fucking�good.

Sortilege. Maple-syrup�whiskey.

What�a�pairing! Mm-hmm.

That's�good. lsn't�that�good?

That's�good. lsn't�that�good?

That's�good. lsn't�that�good?

No,�that's�good. lsn't�that�good?

That's�good. Fuck,�boys.

That's�good!

Fuck,�boys. I'd�have�another�round.

Next�round's�on�us,�boys.

Let's�go!

So�what�do�youse�guys do�for�work?

Jean-Pierre�works at�Jacutsue.

And�what�about�you, Jean-Carl?

Uh,�me?�You�know�TD?

TD�Bank? Huh?

TD. TD�Bank.

Titty�Bank? Yeah. �"TD."

Titty�Bank. Titty�Bank.

TD�Bank? TD�Bank.

Huh? TD.�TD�Bank.

Huh? TD�Bank.

TD�Bank. TD�Bank.

Huh? Come�on.

TD�Bank.

TD�Bank.

I�wanna�make�sure I'm�hearing�this�right.

"Titty�bank"?

Titty�bank.

Oui. �TD�Bank.

I'm�not�happy.

No?

But�it's�your bock�et�biche.

I�thought�I�was.

Planning�the�wedding was�a�nightmare.

And�then,�I�saw�you.

Titty�bank?

So�like,�a�rip�club...

That's�what�I�thought.

TD�Bank. TD�Bank.

It�is�"TD�Bank."

Oh...

Tee-Dee�Bank.

Yeah. �TD�Bank.

Jean-Guy, you�have�a�scrap?

Jean-Carl, have�a�scrap?

Jean-Pierre, have�a�scrap?

I'll�have�a�scrap.

Fuck,�boys, let's�have�a�scrap.

So�what�was �all�this�talk about�a�titty�bank?

Is�it�close�by�or...

MapQuest�it?�Or...

Should�we�get�a�motel, and�stay�the�night,�or...

McMurray.

Katy.

So�you�know? You�hear�that?

Oh. �That's�the�most ����aggressive�two-step I�think�I�ever�heard.

That's�no�two-step. Huh?

It's�showtime.

You�must�forgive�me for�not�washing�my�hands... We�gotta�go!

Roger.

I�told�him �I�couldn't marry�him.

Is�that�what�you�did?

I�told�him I�was�not�happy.

Good�enough.

I�told�him�I�was�in�love with�an�Englishman.

Good�enough?

I�told�him�I�was in�love�with�you.

That's�good�stuff.

Do�you�like�to�dance?

I�fuckin' love�to�dance.

Let's�go.

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