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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,049 Subtitle by peritta 2 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:11,424 A pack of coyotes come right up the back porch the other night, 3 00:00:11,425 --> 00:00:14,174 'cause your dog's in heat and you know those fuckin' yellow eyed bastards 4 00:00:14,175 --> 00:00:16,299 will go right through the screen door if they're horny. 5 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:17,575 (COCKS GUN) 6 00:00:19,925 --> 00:00:22,924 Look like you're goin' to a formal with that top button done up to 11. 7 00:00:22,925 --> 00:00:24,799 Oh, it's not like I'm gonna be one of those nut sacks, 8 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,174 sitting around getting sucked on by skeeters all day. 9 00:00:27,175 --> 00:00:28,450 Come off it. 10 00:00:29,425 --> 00:00:31,424 Well. Pitter-patter. Let's get at 'er. 11 00:00:31,425 --> 00:00:34,200 Sixty bucks per dead coyote ain't gonna collect itselfs. 12 00:00:35,925 --> 00:00:37,299 I think I'll have a bumper dump before we get started. 13 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:38,924 Oh, I don't give a care. 14 00:00:38,925 --> 00:00:40,549 You ever had a bumper dump? 15 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:42,424 It's not polite to talk about. 16 00:00:42,425 --> 00:00:44,940 Though I do gotta piss goddamn bad. 17 00:00:44,941 --> 00:00:46,189 Well, you have a dump, 18 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:48,049 leaning up against the back of the bumper of your machine. 19 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:50,049 So, it's pretty near like it sounds then. 20 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,924 You ever have a stump hump? 21 00:00:51,925 --> 00:00:53,950 You know, I think I did, but... 22 00:00:54,550 --> 00:00:55,674 I can't remember. 23 00:00:55,675 --> 00:00:57,049 - It's when you have sex... - With a girl? 24 00:00:57,050 --> 00:00:58,299 Yeah, with a girl. 25 00:00:58,300 --> 00:00:59,497 Bent over a stump of a tree. 26 00:01:01,425 --> 00:01:05,299 My friend said he had sex inside a hollowed log one time and I thought, 27 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:08,575 "Why, I bet Fred Penner pulled that off one time, too." 28 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,549 This right here, perfect stump for a stump hump. 29 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:17,825 I should say. 30 00:01:20,823 --> 00:01:22,223 - Wayne? - Dary. 31 00:01:23,425 --> 00:01:25,299 Come over here and join me for a sec. 32 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,950 Oh, well fuckin'... 33 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:29,075 Like fuckin' why? 34 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:34,549 It appears somebody's been growing marijuana in your back bush. 35 00:01:34,550 --> 00:01:36,674 You left the barn door open after chores one time 36 00:01:36,675 --> 00:01:38,299 and your dad thought you were stoned. 37 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:40,950 But you haven't smoked the electric lettuce since grade eight. 38 00:01:49,698 --> 00:01:52,072 That's a mitt full of Johnny Red Eye, all right. 39 00:01:52,074 --> 00:01:54,073 I think it's only appropriate we call the cops. 40 00:01:54,075 --> 00:01:57,324 Just take about 20% off 'er over there, mixed berry. 41 00:01:57,425 --> 00:01:58,799 Don't be such a sally. 42 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,299 You know how much shit needs doin' around here? 43 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:01,924 Well, shit needs so much doin' really... 44 00:02:01,925 --> 00:02:03,799 The produce stand is a fuckin' shanty. 45 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,049 If we sell this stuff, we can make thousands. 46 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:07,549 I know a guy on the reserve. 47 00:02:07,550 --> 00:02:09,343 - I don't know. - Why not? 48 00:02:09,345 --> 00:02:11,840 - It's 'cause... - Just kidding. We don't give a fuck. 49 00:02:11,842 --> 00:02:14,341 KATY: If the cops come around here, people will talk. 50 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:15,868 Don't want people talkin'. 51 00:02:17,128 --> 00:02:18,778 - Call your guy. - (SMIRKS) 52 00:02:23,550 --> 00:02:25,325 STEWART: Hello, Tanis. 53 00:02:26,175 --> 00:02:29,299 TANIS: You know the deal. Personal use only. 54 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,049 If I hear about yous turning around and selling them, 55 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,700 and I will hear about it, 56 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,575 we're gonna have a hell of a problem. 57 00:02:36,675 --> 00:02:38,200 TANIS: Here's your smokes. 58 00:02:38,377 --> 00:02:40,027 Dime a dart. 59 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,700 Dime a dart. 60 00:02:46,885 --> 00:02:48,785 - Buck a dart. - Buck a dart. 61 00:02:49,589 --> 00:02:51,338 - They're fuckin' ya. - Buck a dart. 62 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:52,615 Buck a dart. 63 00:02:53,948 --> 00:02:55,598 They're fuckin' us. 64 00:03:03,855 --> 00:03:06,130 I've got some photos here. Of the goins' on. 65 00:03:08,550 --> 00:03:09,950 (SIGHS) 66 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:15,454 You gonna be upset if you keep scrolling to the left, dog. 67 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:17,481 You gonna see some shit that you don't wanna see. 68 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,299 This is a big crop. 69 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,417 Whoever planted it, 70 00:03:24,419 --> 00:03:27,649 has done a lot of sneaking around and maintaining it so well. 71 00:03:27,651 --> 00:03:30,801 We're busy enough keeping the worm pickers off the property. 72 00:03:33,682 --> 00:03:37,056 There's nothing like good outdoor grown. 73 00:03:37,058 --> 00:03:39,932 It's 5k worth and ready for harvesting. 74 00:03:40,050 --> 00:03:41,575 You pull it out of the ground, 75 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:43,950 I'll pick it up. 76 00:03:44,175 --> 00:03:45,575 Cash deal. 77 00:03:53,229 --> 00:03:54,504 Deal. 78 00:03:58,978 --> 00:04:00,024 Who is this? 79 00:04:00,025 --> 00:04:02,040 WALLY: That's Tanis, my daughter. 80 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,399 Should say estranged, I suppose. 81 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,649 What's so stranged about her? 82 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:09,024 I'll tell you, if you find yourselves in her way, 83 00:04:09,025 --> 00:04:10,524 you oughtta swiftly get out of it. 84 00:04:10,525 --> 00:04:12,399 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 85 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,800 Give me a minute. 86 00:04:15,650 --> 00:04:17,524 So, how about it, boys? 87 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,149 Can always count on old Katy-Kat. 88 00:04:19,150 --> 00:04:22,024 You delivered. I'll give you that. 89 00:04:22,025 --> 00:04:25,800 But what type of prick doesn't stand up and shake another man's hand? 90 00:04:27,025 --> 00:04:28,675 About Tanis... 91 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:30,425 What about her? 92 00:04:32,025 --> 00:04:33,649 I think I'm sweet on her. 93 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:35,425 Yeah? What for, Dary? 94 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:39,524 - What for... - Dary, you don't need to explain. 95 00:04:39,525 --> 00:04:41,399 She makes your dick hard, get after it. 96 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,721 We'll worry about that later. 97 00:04:42,723 --> 00:04:45,899 Work on the produce stand starts today. 98 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:48,425 - Still waiting for you to say... - Thank you. 99 00:04:50,025 --> 00:04:52,300 For being a d-Jen with a drug dealer. 100 00:04:56,775 --> 00:04:59,800 Now, if you ever hit me and I find out about it... 101 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:02,899 - (GAGS) - COACH: That's good, Jonesy. 102 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:06,024 No more kids table with the big boy moves like that, huh? 103 00:05:06,025 --> 00:05:08,399 You guys ready to play like big boys yet, huh? 104 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,649 Maybe pick out your own outfits in the morning? 105 00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:12,649 Make your own snacks? 106 00:05:12,650 --> 00:05:15,925 Some solo back to school shopping? 107 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,050 It's fuckin' embarrassing! 108 00:05:20,025 --> 00:05:21,399 Good news is, 109 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,524 Pee Wee secondary team just canceled their ice time. 110 00:05:23,525 --> 00:05:26,274 I think we can make good use of it, huh? 111 00:05:26,275 --> 00:05:28,024 Suit up, pheasants. 112 00:05:28,025 --> 00:05:30,231 Another hour of the fun stuff on deck. 113 00:05:30,233 --> 00:05:32,274 Might as well bring your puke buckets with ya. 114 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:34,425 You fuckin' newbies! 115 00:05:40,023 --> 00:05:42,925 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 116 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:46,274 Hey, Schmelt. 117 00:05:46,275 --> 00:05:47,899 What the fuck's wrong with you? 118 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:49,425 Nothing, why? 119 00:05:51,775 --> 00:05:53,524 Are you fucked up right now? 120 00:05:53,525 --> 00:05:55,524 - Me? - Yes, you! 121 00:05:55,525 --> 00:05:57,550 Are you on meth right now? 122 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,649 (WHISPERS) Oh, my God. 123 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:02,274 This is unsee 'er, bro. 124 00:06:02,275 --> 00:06:03,524 Got that fuck, buddy. 125 00:06:03,525 --> 00:06:05,524 If we don't fucking do it, no one else is going to. 126 00:06:05,525 --> 00:06:07,274 The writing's on the wall, bro. 127 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:08,899 MAN: Hey, give your balls a tug you tit fucker. 128 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,050 Not the right time, Schwarzy! 129 00:06:11,775 --> 00:06:13,141 How did this happen, bro? 130 00:06:13,143 --> 00:06:16,524 We don't know any dusters that do meth and now the fuckin' rookie? 131 00:06:16,525 --> 00:06:18,399 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 132 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,899 Well, we do know Stewart and Devon and all those skids. 133 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,116 But that's it, buddy. 134 00:06:25,525 --> 00:06:28,449 You know, I heard that Ginger and Boots used to do that shit. 135 00:06:29,275 --> 00:06:31,774 And look where it got them, Schmelt! 136 00:06:31,775 --> 00:06:35,274 My buddy Royze had a bad stint for a while, now that I think about it, buddy. 137 00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:37,272 But that's cause Royze was hangin' out with Tolzy 138 00:06:37,274 --> 00:06:38,524 and that guy's a fuckin' pigeon. 139 00:06:38,525 --> 00:06:39,603 My buddy Parkzy too. 140 00:06:39,605 --> 00:06:41,398 I guess Belzy was fucked up for a while. 141 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,899 And he got Welzy into it. 142 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:45,899 Yeah, Belzy and Welzy were doing it with Carzy and his billet sister. 143 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:48,399 Carzy and his billet sister got Colzy fucked up once. 144 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,399 Wait, isn't Colzy still fucked up, bro? 145 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,024 Only when he's with Kitzy and Burzy, bro. 146 00:06:52,025 --> 00:06:53,899 Colzy is always with Kitzy and Burzy. 147 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:57,024 Well, Colzy, Kitzy and Burzy are always with Carzy and his billet sister, buddy. 148 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,675 Who are always with Belzy and Welzy. 149 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,675 Letterkenny is a meth town. 150 00:07:04,775 --> 00:07:07,274 We're gonna go see the skids. 151 00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:09,399 - We're gonna go. - We're gonna do it? 152 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,024 - Do you wanna do it? - You want one? 153 00:07:11,025 --> 00:07:12,274 - Let's do it! - Give me one! 154 00:07:12,275 --> 00:07:13,524 - We're gonna have one. - Give me it. 155 00:07:13,525 --> 00:07:14,774 - We're going. - Let's go then! 156 00:07:14,775 --> 00:07:16,300 Let's go! 157 00:07:18,978 --> 00:07:20,753 Better buy all the smokes. 158 00:07:29,075 --> 00:07:31,199 - What is this? - This is where I ruin your life. 159 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,742 - Hang on... - No, no, no. 160 00:07:32,861 --> 00:07:34,561 You hang on. All right? 161 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:37,475 Yous ripped me off. And I'm fuckin' pissed. 162 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,949 But... (SIGHS) 163 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:42,949 We can make it right. As un-PC as this market may be, 164 00:07:42,950 --> 00:07:44,949 it's pretty lucrative, so... 165 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:47,574 If you sell the rest of the cigarettes at a buck a dart, 166 00:07:47,575 --> 00:07:49,199 we get ninety cents, you get ten. 167 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,574 - (LAUGHS) - Deal. 168 00:07:50,575 --> 00:07:52,975 - Deal. - No! No deal. 169 00:07:54,825 --> 00:07:57,449 I spent all our money at that rave. 170 00:07:57,450 --> 00:07:59,824 You're gonna step on some toes in any business venture. It's inevitable. 171 00:07:59,825 --> 00:08:01,949 If we want to take this meth business to the next level, 172 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:04,225 we cannot part with any more coin. 173 00:08:06,325 --> 00:08:07,975 - Are you with me? - Always. 174 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:10,949 Let's get this over with then. 175 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:12,949 You guys wanna dance? Let's do this. 176 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,850 (LAUGHING) 177 00:08:17,449 --> 00:08:18,724 We can do this, too. 178 00:08:20,950 --> 00:08:22,475 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 179 00:08:24,325 --> 00:08:25,869 Is that how you think this works? 180 00:08:25,871 --> 00:08:28,574 You just take a beating and then we're square? 181 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,475 Bunch of basics. 182 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,324 (EXHALES) 183 00:08:32,325 --> 00:08:34,699 Yous been watching the wrong movies, boys. 184 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,100 Mmm-mmm! 185 00:08:37,325 --> 00:08:40,199 Pay attention. (CLEARS THROAT) 186 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,267 This isn't just about us anymore, all right? 187 00:08:42,269 --> 00:08:44,074 This is about everyone now. 188 00:08:44,075 --> 00:08:46,699 Your friends, your families... 189 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,475 Until we get paid, they all suffer. 190 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:53,350 (SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE) 191 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,350 Let's go. 192 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:59,975 Let the burning of Letterkenny begin. 193 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:14,600 Gotta say, fellas, this is coming together nicely. 194 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:17,199 I might actually spend some time out here now. 195 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,074 WAYNE: With some fuckin' clothes on? 196 00:09:19,075 --> 00:09:21,324 - Not my forte. - WAYNE: Unfortunate. 197 00:09:21,325 --> 00:09:24,324 You brings us sustenance while we are hard at work, Katy. 198 00:09:24,325 --> 00:09:26,824 That's what I appreciates about you. 199 00:09:26,825 --> 00:09:28,199 Is that what you appreciate about me? 200 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,092 Go easy, squirrely Dan. Thank you. 201 00:09:30,094 --> 00:09:32,074 Your sister's hot, Wayne. There, I said it. 202 00:09:32,075 --> 00:09:34,449 DAN: I said it! I regret nothing. 203 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:36,725 I regret nothing! 204 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,350 (DAN PANTING) 205 00:09:44,075 --> 00:09:45,475 Too fat to run. 206 00:09:46,325 --> 00:09:48,949 - Fuckin' Stewart. - Fuckin' skids. 207 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:51,324 - Where the fuck is this kid? - Fuckin' hate this kid. 208 00:09:51,325 --> 00:09:53,725 - Fuckin' wreck this kid. - Fuckin' kill this kid. 209 00:09:54,325 --> 00:09:56,574 No, no. Just get 'em. 210 00:09:56,575 --> 00:09:58,074 - Yeah. - We'll hurt 'em. 211 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,324 Yeah. No, it's a metaphor. 212 00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:01,949 - Yeah, I get it. - Yeah. 213 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:04,699 Hey, but then we're here for donnybrook, not him and his buddies, buddy. 214 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,093 Oh, fuck. 215 00:10:06,095 --> 00:10:07,801 We don't necessarily need to wait for them 216 00:10:07,803 --> 00:10:09,573 to get here to wreck the meth lab, buddy. 217 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,949 - We can just fuckin' wreck right now. - True. 218 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:13,449 Dibs on Devon, bro. 219 00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:15,699 Jonesy, I don't even wanna discuss dibs right now. 220 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,199 - No discussion on dibs? - Buddy, we'll fuckin' get 'em all. 221 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,824 Oh, yeah, okay, let's get 'em all. 222 00:10:19,825 --> 00:10:21,475 Let's fucking do it, buddy. 223 00:10:21,825 --> 00:10:23,100 (GRUNTS) 224 00:10:24,497 --> 00:10:26,387 *** 225 00:10:32,075 --> 00:10:33,574 JONESY: It's already trashed. 226 00:10:33,575 --> 00:10:35,949 RILEY: I'm not quite sure how I feel about this, buddy. 227 00:10:35,950 --> 00:10:38,475 JONESY: Bit anti-climactic. Isn't it, buddy? 228 00:10:38,825 --> 00:10:41,225 Yeah. (EXHALES) 229 00:10:42,395 --> 00:10:43,795 Shit! 230 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,449 Wonder who smashed up his place, bro. 231 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,946 Fuckin' long hair don't care, bro. 232 00:10:52,948 --> 00:10:55,396 We find the skids and have that fuckin' donnybrook, buddy. 233 00:10:55,398 --> 00:10:56,442 Buckets off? 234 00:10:56,444 --> 00:10:58,198 Fuckin' rip over there and just conflict. 235 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,574 Fight. Injure. Kill. 236 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,323 Ball up and bang out, bud. 237 00:11:01,324 --> 00:11:03,198 - Bust on. Bust up. - Download the scrap app. 238 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,199 Pugnacity. Truculence. Burkie. 239 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,199 Little squabble. Little quibble. Smackdown! 240 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,449 Spar. Spat. Schism. 241 00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:11,199 We are at this level! 242 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,199 But we need to get to this level! 243 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,975 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 244 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,975 (CRASHING) 245 00:11:54,012 --> 00:11:55,412 That's a lotta weed. 246 00:11:58,395 --> 00:12:00,170 Sorry about what happened here. 247 00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:04,225 Know about the beef? 248 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:07,949 What beef? 249 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:09,574 Between your meth pals and my daughter. 250 00:12:09,575 --> 00:12:11,199 Two things. One, 251 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,699 no one who does meth is a pal of mine for fuck's sake. 252 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,824 Two, what are you talking about? 253 00:12:15,825 --> 00:12:17,751 She was ripped off on a cigarette transaction 254 00:12:17,753 --> 00:12:19,887 by some fellas from Letterkenny. 255 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,725 (SNIFFS) 256 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,324 And then? 257 00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:27,535 She's owed money by someone from your town. 258 00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:29,536 She's gonna make it everyone's problem. 259 00:12:29,613 --> 00:12:31,638 I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. 260 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,975 Hope this serves as some sort of consolation. 261 00:12:40,747 --> 00:12:42,996 Count it if you like. 262 00:12:43,075 --> 00:12:45,975 She won't stop until she gets what's owed. 263 00:12:49,848 --> 00:12:53,123 When Tanis comes back to collect, she won't be short staffed. 264 00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:55,092 Us neither. 265 00:12:55,094 --> 00:12:57,725 - (CAR ENGINE STARTS) - Fuckin' skids! 266 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,449 (SIGHS) Predictable! 267 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,699 Predictable! 268 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,324 Is this little soiree for us? 269 00:13:07,325 --> 00:13:09,852 And you missed to a better one at the Ag Hall last weekend. 270 00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:12,750 - You should have come. - You gave the rookie meth, idiot. 271 00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,126 First one's free. 272 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,824 You fuckin' turned Letterkenny into a war zone. 273 00:13:16,825 --> 00:13:18,671 Got us labeled as a meth town, idiot. 274 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,574 - So, what are you gonna do about it? - Idiot. 275 00:13:20,575 --> 00:13:22,528 - Buckets off. - Fuckin' go time. 276 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:23,879 - Shed 'em. - Go me! 277 00:13:23,881 --> 00:13:25,574 A little fuck me, fuck you? 278 00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:26,824 MAN 1: Free fuckin' nose jobs? 279 00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:28,409 - MAN 2: Let's dance. - MAN 1: Hit the d-floor. 280 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,408 TANIS: My balls dangle harder than you. 281 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,658 Yeah, sounds familiar. 282 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:32,963 (WHISPERING) This is what we've been waiting for. 283 00:13:32,964 --> 00:13:34,119 - Hey! - It's time. 284 00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:36,074 - You got our money? - Nay! 285 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:39,370 We do not have, nor will we ever have, a dime for you. 286 00:13:39,372 --> 00:13:42,872 And you took away our only source of income when you trashed our meth lab! 287 00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:46,130 - (ALL LAUGH) - We're all here. So, uh... 288 00:13:46,132 --> 00:13:47,583 It's combat, let's proceed. 289 00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:51,280 Power stop, Tanis. We got dibs on the donnybrook with the skids. 290 00:13:51,282 --> 00:13:52,406 What's a dibs? 291 00:13:52,408 --> 00:13:53,907 A dibs is a dibs is a dibs. 292 00:13:53,909 --> 00:13:56,059 Hey! Pipe down, shit head. 293 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,066 You don't get it, do you? 294 00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,567 This is about the money. 295 00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:02,943 So, until we get the money, Letterkenny will continue to burn. 296 00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:04,546 All right? (SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE) 297 00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:07,862 How are you now? 298 00:14:07,864 --> 00:14:09,139 Good, and you? 299 00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:12,350 Deadly. 300 00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:19,324 Is that... 301 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:22,600 The Ginger and Boots. 302 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,100 (WHISPERS) Those two guys fucked an ostrich. 303 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,324 Just the Ginger fucked an ostrich. 304 00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:31,949 Allegedly. 305 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:35,131 Mmm-mmm. It would take like two people to fuck an ostrich. Three even... 306 00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:36,449 It was a sick ostrich. 307 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,074 Allegedly. 308 00:14:38,075 --> 00:14:40,699 You're fucking ruthless for bringing a couple dudes like that here. 309 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:41,810 (WHISPERS) In his defense... 310 00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:43,324 He's usually not the type of prick I am. 311 00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:45,699 If they fucked an ostrich, what else have they fucked? 312 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,824 Just the Ginger fucked an ostrich. 313 00:14:47,825 --> 00:14:48,949 Allegedly. 314 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:51,449 I ask again. If they fucked an ostrich, 315 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:53,074 what else have they fucked? 316 00:14:53,075 --> 00:14:55,100 It's almost not worth thinkin' about. 317 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,199 (TANIS SIGHS) 318 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,338 Okay, speak. 319 00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:01,324 Yous got ripped off. 320 00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:03,574 It's too bad that happened. 321 00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:05,949 - And? - And it's none of my business. 322 00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:08,699 Till it was my business. 323 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,449 Now, we could beat the fuck outta yous right here. 324 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:14,824 And mark my words, one day, we'll get ya. 325 00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:17,725 But that doesn't solve our problem here. Dary. 326 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:22,850 Your name's Dary? 327 00:15:24,325 --> 00:15:26,199 It's Daryl. 328 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,949 That's just something my friends call me sometimes. 329 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:32,574 We gotta put the damage you're doing around Letterkenny to bed. 330 00:15:32,575 --> 00:15:34,449 That's 5k. What are you's owed? 331 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,824 (SCOFFS) More than that. 332 00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:38,475 - We're tough fuckin' sleddin'! - Hey. 333 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:42,324 We're gonna call it 5k. 334 00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:44,074 - Is that what we're gonna do? - We are. 335 00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:46,074 You're gonna take it and leave Letterkenny. 336 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,574 And if yous come back for so much as to pump your gas... 337 00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:50,699 When he gives a warning, he don't repeat it. 338 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,225 We'll get ya. 339 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,975 Deal. (CLEARS THROAT) 340 00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,199 Beats fighting an ostrich fucker. 341 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,100 All right, can we, uh, part the hick sea here? 342 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,350 Uh, actually wait. 343 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,824 I got to know. 344 00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:14,324 This has gotta sting a little bit, right? 345 00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:16,824 (CHUCKLES) I mean, you're short, you're ugly, 346 00:16:16,825 --> 00:16:19,233 you're incompetent, you're fuckin' broke! 347 00:16:19,235 --> 00:16:20,319 Fuckin' A. 348 00:16:20,321 --> 00:16:22,348 You're a fuckin' addict, you're hopeless. 349 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:23,724 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 350 00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:25,849 I mean you are such a tragedy that 351 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,099 even all these people here who hate you, 352 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,625 will bail you out, just so 353 00:16:30,975 --> 00:16:32,599 they can... 354 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,849 What's the word? Erase you. 355 00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:37,974 My cousin was born with fetal alcohol syndrome and he works at a fuckin' bank. 356 00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:39,349 What's your fucking excuse? 357 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:40,474 That'll do, Tanis. 358 00:16:40,475 --> 00:16:42,500 Hey! I'm not talking to you. 359 00:16:43,725 --> 00:16:44,948 Look at you. 360 00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:49,099 You got bloodshot eyes, runny nose, fuckin' greasy hair, scabs everywhere. 361 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,599 What is that? What's that, right there? 362 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,224 You see that? Is that cum? Dried cum on your fuckin' zipper? 363 00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:55,474 - (TANIS LAUGHING) - I'm so sorry. 364 00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:59,125 (TANIS INHALES) Oh, you are pointless. 365 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,724 I bet, the second you popped out, 366 00:17:02,725 --> 00:17:05,099 your mom wished she had a sewn up snapper. 367 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,223 Probably would've been better if you grew to a sickly size inside the womb 368 00:17:08,224 --> 00:17:09,307 and killed the both of you 369 00:17:09,308 --> 00:17:12,348 before you fuckin' rolled out and started fucking up. 370 00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:13,724 KATE: Bitch. 371 00:17:13,725 --> 00:17:15,474 (GROANS) What? 372 00:17:15,475 --> 00:17:17,308 I'll tell you what's gotta sting a little bit. 373 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,310 (TANIS SCOFFS) 374 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,625 (GROANS) 375 00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:23,537 Well, fuckin' get after it, then! 376 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,124 RILEY: Well, Who would've 'thunk it. Fuck. 377 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,578 JONESY: Mmm-hmm. 378 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:28,373 That was a top tier sucker, Riley. 379 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:29,498 DAN: You too, Jonesy. 380 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,624 Thanks boys. I'd sucker you guys in your sleep. 381 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:36,124 Still... Makes my top three suckers, boys. 382 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,874 An A-1 box shot, you fuckin' barbarian. 383 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,124 Never claimed to be a lady. 384 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,563 Did you stop and smoke a joint for a bit 385 00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:45,123 and then jump right back in there 386 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,150 Nectar of gods, fellas. 387 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,650 On the house. 388 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,525 All right! (CHEERING) 389 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:37,240 Well at this rate, we'll need another one soon, Gail. 390 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,267 (BANGING) 391 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,184 You know, I gotta say, 392 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,874 I'm looking forward to a bit of peace and quiet around here. 393 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,374 DAN: Hear, hear. 394 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,775 There ain't no reason to get excited, am I right? 395 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,275 - Yup. - Yeah. 396 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,275 MAN: All right. 397 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,900 Who the fuck is the toughest guy in here? 398 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:11,946 That'd be me. 399 00:20:11,947 --> 00:20:13,947 (MUSIC PLAYING) 400 00:20:13,948 --> 00:20:15,948 Subtitle by peritta 401 00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:20,548 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29528

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