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I love baseball.
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Me, too... sunshine,
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hot dogs, and cheap beer.
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It's raining, dumb-ass!
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It never rains on baseball.
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Baseball sucks.
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It's the most boring sport in
the world, and, Jim, I'm really
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pissed that you dressed
me up like a bat boy.
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Oh, come on, Billy.
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The quakes are
four games out.
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Must-win situation.
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Rodney's a
statistical genius.
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Besides this, I'm throwing
out the first pitch.
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You all must be
excited about that.
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I am.
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Me, too.
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It is so unfair that I have
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no control over what I
wear or where I go.
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[Cat meows]
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Freckles!
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Freckles!
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Fred, where is freckles?!
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How the hell would I know?!
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Well, for God's sakes, help!
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Get out here and find her!
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I'm watching the game.
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Four games out.
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Damn it, it's a must-win!
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Billy, last weekend was Billy
Sunday, and what did we do?
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I got my colon cleansed.
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And didn't we have fun?
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And this week is Jim Sunday, and
as much as I enjoy getting my
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colon cleansed, I really would,
I'm throwing out the first pitch
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of the quakes game!
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Yeah.
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Whoop-de-do.
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She's an indoor cat,
and she is outdoors!
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She pees on my chair.
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Get your ass out here and
help me find freckles!
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I'm coming!
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Now, shut up, will you?
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Hey, when is it gonna
be Steve Sunday?
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Never.
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Steve Sunday is the
week after next.
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- So, that means next Sunday is...
- Rodney Sunday!
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Rodney Sunday!
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And what have we got
tickets to see?
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Barry manilow.
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Manilow.
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Manilow sucks.
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Manilow doesn't suck.
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Manilow writes the songs.
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That is true.
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Manilow does write the songs.
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He makes the
whole world sing.
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Look at this old
lady up here.
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Look how excited she is...
enthusiasm, team spirit.
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I like it.
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Watch it!
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There's a cat loose here.
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Hey, look at him.
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He's got his quakes hat on.
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He's shaking his Walker.
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It's great.
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No kidding.
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It is pretty cool.
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Watch it! There's a
cat... [cat screeches]
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He's out!
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Hey, did anyone
else hear that noise?
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You bastards!
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Fred, come on.
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Oh, my God.
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You shitheads!
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Ha!
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Look at that old lady, eh?
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She probably came out to L.A.
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50 years ago, thinking
she'd get famous.
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Got three lines in some
Mickey Rooney movie, and she
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talks about it for the
rest of her life.
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I see you, you
rotten bastard!
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I'm getting the cops after your
license... 9dh71p or something.
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Come on, Fred!
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We have to call the police.
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Come on.
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Ha! I hate that cat.
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I remember when I first
met Lauren bacall.
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She was 3 years old.
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I was 40.
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I was babysitting
her at the time.
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Even then I knew
she'd be famous.
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I knew it, I tell you!
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Eh, my career went down the
tubes when Humphrey bogart
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paralyzed his upper lip
giving me cunnilingus.
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[Laughter]
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L.A.'s full of crazies.
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It really is.
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Take that, you
little bastard.
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[Thud]
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And that.
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Pick her up!
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Eat shit.
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All I ask is to
watch the quakes.
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Can I do that? No!
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Get her before
somebody else hits her.
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[Thud]
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And that.
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Pick her up!
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Ha!
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Here you go, Rodney.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, no.
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Jim, come on.
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Take the finger off.
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Why?
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Why? Really, Jim?
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We're number 1!
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We're in cucamonga,
the sun's out.
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This is great.
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The sun's not out.
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Hey, it never
rains on baseball.
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It never rains on baseball.
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Paul guerrero, 2.50 e.R.A.
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And why the hell
is Rodney here?
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'Cause Rodney's our friend.
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Plus he loves
baseball statistics.
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It's like sex to him.
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How do you know
it's like sex to him?
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Me and Rodney talk a lot.
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If you're such a big cucamonga
quakes fan, why don't
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you put on the hat?
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Never put the hat on until
after the national anthem.
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Not the hat thing
again, please.
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Yes, the hat thing
again, Steve.
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I get terrible hat hair.
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It's horrible.
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He's very particular
about his hats.
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I am very particular about
putting the hat on, all right?
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You don't understand what it's
like for people with hair.
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I take Propecia every day
just to look like this.
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I may only have a few
years left, Steve.
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"It's my policy."
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It is my policy, and one
that I stick to religiously.
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You see, Billy, I don't take my
hat off until after the national
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anthem out of respect
for your people.
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My people?
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Yeah, people in
wheelchairs... And Americans.
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Oh, God, you're such a dick.
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[Horns honking]
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[Groans]
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[Honking continues]
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Check this out.
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Cuban guy.
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All right, we're right
behind home plate.
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This is fantastic.
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Wonderful.
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Hey, isn't that
your agent, Jim?
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Jimmy-Jay!
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Mike.
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Hey, you ready to throw
out the first pitch?
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Yeah, I'm ready.
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Yeah, I'm excited.
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All right. Uh-huh.
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Thank you for doing
this for me, by the way.
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It's my job. You know.
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Hey, listen, try not
to screw it up.
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The Dodgers are watching.
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Yeah, Jim, don't screw it up.
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Statistically, most
people screw up.
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Well, I'm not.
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I just got to throw
a ball, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Exactly.
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Just don't screw it up.
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I didn't even know you were
gonna come here to help.
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You're a big star.
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And speaking of big stars, I'm
also here to see Paul guerrero,
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the pitcher.
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Fantastic.
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Have you met him?
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He's hilarious.
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Really funny guy.
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He pitches funny.
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No, he's funny.
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Hey, Mike, this the guy?
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Uh, yeah.
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[Shouting] Would you like
to meet the players, son?
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Get your hand off me, bitch!
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I'm only here so they can sit
in the handicapped section.
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Don't worry about my
little cranky friend here.
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He's all right.
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He'll be fine.
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I do have a friend called Rodney,
though, and Rodney would
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love to meet the players,
wouldn't you, mate?
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Yes, I would.
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Can I get a ball
signed, please?
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Okay, he is a bit
simple, as well.
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I take care of him.
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Oh. Come along. Come on.
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Yeah!
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Jimmy-Jay, these
are your friends?
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Yeah, these are my friends.
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Huh. Good for you.
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Oh, hey, Jimmy-Jay.
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Throw it to the catcher.
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Remember, the catcher.
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Who else would I throw it to?
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I don't know where you would.
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Just catcher. Don't screw it up.
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- Why would I...
- Jim jefferies, Paul.
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You guys have been great.
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I'm really nervous about this
throwing out the pitch thing.
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I'd like to thank you guys for
being so nice to my friends.
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No problem.
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- That one...
- Mm-hmm.
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He takes care of that
one, if you know what I mean.
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Gotcha.
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Okay.
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Here, sign this for me, sir.
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Absolutely.
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You're dropping your elbow.
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[Laughs] All right.
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Well, I'll make sure to
knock that off, okay?
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Can I meet an umpire?
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Absolutely.
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We'll have one right
over for you.
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Hey, buddy.
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Hi.
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[Shouting] What would you
like on your baseball?
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[Muffled] "Thank
you, Steve."
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There you go.
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All right, buddy,
have a good one.
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Yay!
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Hi, I'm Steve.
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Pleasure.
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Nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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Billy, I met verne Troyer!
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Strike.
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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Strike three!
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You're out.
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[Laughs] Come on.
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[Shouting] Your
friend is sweet.
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No, he's not.
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Nice day for a game!
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[Shouting] Yeah,
if you like torture!
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I'm not deaf, bitch!
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Hey, you... you, wheelchair.
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You a paraplegic?
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Lightweight.
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They bring you here
for the seats?
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That's why they brought me here.
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Together: Oh.
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I know, right? It sucks.
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Shitty, right?
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So, you think
you can do this?
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Why do people keep
asking me that?
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Of course I can do this.
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All you got to do... throw
the ball across home plate
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without hitting anybody.
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All right?
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Don't screw it up, big guy.
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And now, throwing out the
first pitch for the quakes,
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Australian comedian
Jim jefferies.
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[Light cheering]
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Boo!
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Bloody hell.
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Boo!
270
00:07:50,915 --> 00:07:53,951
Yay.
271
00:07:54,018 --> 00:07:55,686
[Thud]
272
00:07:55,754 --> 00:07:57,321
[Laughter]
273
00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:58,556
Shit.
274
00:07:58,623 --> 00:08:00,391
Nice pitch!
275
00:08:00,459 --> 00:08:02,192
You're out of there!
276
00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:05,329
[Laughs]
277
00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,197
[Crowd booing]
278
00:08:07,265 --> 00:08:08,031
That's him.
279
00:08:08,099 --> 00:08:11,134
That's the man who
killed my freckles.
280
00:08:11,202 --> 00:08:14,304
Can I watch the
game now, damn it?!
281
00:08:14,373 --> 00:08:19,176
Oh, fine, watch your stupid
game, you bastard, even though
282
00:08:19,244 --> 00:08:21,245
our pet just died!
283
00:08:21,312 --> 00:08:25,349
We got to call the police.
284
00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,517
How'd it look, eh?
285
00:08:26,585 --> 00:08:27,551
Yeah, it's good.
286
00:08:27,619 --> 00:08:28,719
I didn't do too bad.
287
00:08:28,787 --> 00:08:30,521
It was okay.
288
00:08:30,589 --> 00:08:33,891
I got to meet Scott wingo,
Liam Landry... good day.
289
00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:35,693
Paul guerrero signed my ball.
290
00:08:35,761 --> 00:08:36,560
Oh, goody!
291
00:08:36,628 --> 00:08:38,195
I'm so excited for you both.
292
00:08:38,263 --> 00:08:39,697
They're the pride of cucamonga.
293
00:08:39,765 --> 00:08:40,931
I'm really pissed that you
294
00:08:40,999 --> 00:08:43,066
brought me here today
just for the seats.
295
00:08:43,134 --> 00:08:44,234
That's disgusting!
296
00:08:44,302 --> 00:08:45,302
It's disgusting!
297
00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:45,936
Right?
298
00:08:46,004 --> 00:08:46,370
Yeah!
299
00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,472
Okay, we're not sitting
here because he's disabled.
300
00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:50,775
We're sitting here because I
just threw out the first pitch.
301
00:08:50,842 --> 00:08:51,742
Yeah, and you sucked!
302
00:08:51,810 --> 00:08:52,843
Didn't he suck, everybody?
303
00:08:52,911 --> 00:08:53,677
He sucked!
304
00:08:53,745 --> 00:08:55,078
Yeah, you did!
305
00:08:55,146 --> 00:08:56,414
Yeah! Hell yeah!
306
00:08:56,481 --> 00:08:57,415
Please rise.
307
00:08:57,482 --> 00:09:01,452
The "star-spangled banner" will
be sung tonight by verne Troyer!
308
00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,555
Verne Troyer's singing
the national anthem?
309
00:09:04,623 --> 00:09:05,556
Are you kidding me?
310
00:09:05,624 --> 00:09:07,458
Check that off
the bucket list.
311
00:09:07,526 --> 00:09:09,760
See, this is
what I don't get.
312
00:09:09,828 --> 00:09:13,631
Look at you all like robots with
your hats over your hearts.
313
00:09:13,698 --> 00:09:14,298
[Chuckles]
314
00:09:14,365 --> 00:09:15,966
You're always talking
about "we're number one."
315
00:09:16,034 --> 00:09:18,268
You're number 34 in education.
316
00:09:18,336 --> 00:09:20,438
You know how shitty that is?
317
00:09:20,505 --> 00:09:22,473
Number 34.
318
00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:24,007
[Echoing thuds]
319
00:09:24,075 --> 00:09:27,511
[Clears throat]
320
00:09:27,579 --> 00:09:31,348
[Off-key]
oh, say can you see?
321
00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:32,683
You know who's
higher than you?
322
00:09:32,751 --> 00:09:34,117
Turkey's higher than you.
323
00:09:34,185 --> 00:09:36,520
Mexico... a country
you frown upon.
324
00:09:36,588 --> 00:09:38,789
But they're doing better than you...
So what?
325
00:09:38,857 --> 00:09:39,690
In education.
326
00:09:39,758 --> 00:09:40,891
You're 34 in education.
327
00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:42,259
But don't worry about that,
328
00:09:42,327 --> 00:09:44,462
'cause you're number
one in confidence.
329
00:09:44,529 --> 00:09:45,596
Yeah, we are.
330
00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:46,831
Yeah, we are!
331
00:09:46,898 --> 00:09:47,598
Whoo!
332
00:09:47,666 --> 00:09:48,966
Yeah, we are.
333
00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:53,270
Through the
perilous fight
334
00:09:53,338 --> 00:09:56,607
You're breeding stupid,
confident people.
335
00:09:56,675 --> 00:09:58,642
Usa! Usa!
336
00:09:58,710 --> 00:09:59,376
We're number one!
337
00:09:59,444 --> 00:10:00,243
This is my point.
338
00:10:00,311 --> 00:10:02,513
How do you think you'll
ever compete with China?
339
00:10:02,581 --> 00:10:05,583
I mean, China's number one in
education and the bottom of the
340
00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:07,217
list in confidence.
341
00:10:07,285 --> 00:10:10,855
Their entire society rotates
around honor, respect, dignity.
342
00:10:10,922 --> 00:10:13,023
"Do your homework, learn
your bloody violin."
343
00:10:13,091 --> 00:10:15,893
So, who do you want building
your car, some nervous little
344
00:10:15,961 --> 00:10:17,327
Asian fellow with a drill going,
345
00:10:17,395 --> 00:10:22,132
"zzt" and then checking, or
this guy... zzt!... "Perfect.
346
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,001
I'm awesome. Time for lunch."
347
00:10:24,068 --> 00:10:24,668
That guy.
348
00:10:24,736 --> 00:10:25,536
Yeah, that guy.
349
00:10:25,604 --> 00:10:26,937
All right, that's enough.
350
00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:28,806
Hey, where the
hell are you from?
351
00:10:28,874 --> 00:10:29,773
I'm Australian.
352
00:10:29,841 --> 00:10:32,543
Yeah? Well, why don't you go
back there, you limey bastard?
353
00:10:32,611 --> 00:10:33,343
Yeah!
354
00:10:33,411 --> 00:10:37,014
...the land of the free
355
00:10:37,081 --> 00:10:38,048
That's the British.
356
00:10:38,116 --> 00:10:38,849
I'm Australian.
357
00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:41,018
These are the two furthest
points in the world.
358
00:10:41,085 --> 00:10:43,020
Still sounds like
English, prick.
359
00:10:43,087 --> 00:10:43,587
Yeah.
360
00:10:43,655 --> 00:10:44,688
I'm not English.
361
00:10:44,756 --> 00:10:45,589
I'm Australian.
362
00:10:45,657 --> 00:10:47,625
It's a completely
different accent.
363
00:10:47,692 --> 00:10:50,160
Don't think I'm here
bragging about Australia.
364
00:10:50,228 --> 00:10:51,729
We're just as bad as you are.
365
00:10:51,796 --> 00:10:54,498
We're just as fat and lazy and
can't get anything done as well.
366
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,332
Wow, Jim.
367
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,702
And then people always mistake
me for South African or
368
00:10:58,770 --> 00:10:59,603
something like that.
369
00:10:59,671 --> 00:11:01,005
It's like my accent, but picture
370
00:11:01,072 --> 00:11:03,206
me talking whilst I'm
punching a black person.
371
00:11:03,274 --> 00:11:04,742
He wants to beat
up blacks, you guys.
372
00:11:04,809 --> 00:11:06,109
I don't want to
beat up black people.
373
00:11:06,177 --> 00:11:08,211
I'm just saying that South
africans have their problems.
374
00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:09,880
Well, they all sound
the same to me.
375
00:11:09,948 --> 00:11:11,649
Yeah, they totally
sound the same, right?
376
00:11:11,716 --> 00:11:12,650
Right?
377
00:11:12,717 --> 00:11:14,752
They do sound
pretty much the same.
378
00:11:14,819 --> 00:11:16,353
Let's play ball!
379
00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:18,589
[Crowd cheers]
380
00:11:18,657 --> 00:11:24,061
All right, verne.
381
00:11:24,128 --> 00:11:25,395
And the hat goes on.
382
00:11:25,463 --> 00:11:26,463
The hat is on.
383
00:11:26,531 --> 00:11:29,900
- And once the hat is on...
- It does not come off.
384
00:11:29,968 --> 00:11:30,768
Boom.
385
00:11:30,835 --> 00:11:33,537
See, I'm not a bad
guy, you know?
386
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:34,605
I love this country.
387
00:11:34,673 --> 00:11:37,474
I take my hat off out of respect
during your national anthem.
388
00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,810
Well, you know, your
friend's kind of a prick.
389
00:11:39,878 --> 00:11:42,479
He beats me and makes
me sit in my own waste.
390
00:11:42,547 --> 00:11:43,647
Hey, beers?
391
00:11:43,715 --> 00:11:45,415
Can we get three beers, please?
392
00:11:45,483 --> 00:11:46,850
No, make it six, mate.
393
00:11:46,918 --> 00:11:49,119
And when do you
come back around?
394
00:11:49,187 --> 00:11:50,420
See? One beer.
395
00:11:50,488 --> 00:11:51,989
Bloody Americans.
396
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,927
Hey, bud.
397
00:11:56,995 --> 00:12:00,898
You in the wheelchair.
398
00:12:00,966 --> 00:12:01,298
Boo!
399
00:12:01,365 --> 00:12:02,132
Did you see that?
400
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:02,600
Boo!
401
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,969
Hey, hey, that's supposed to
be for the handicapped guy.
402
00:12:05,036 --> 00:12:06,837
Boo! Boo!
403
00:12:06,905 --> 00:12:08,238
Boo! What's wrong with you?
404
00:12:08,306 --> 00:12:09,106
Hey, it's his ball.
405
00:12:09,173 --> 00:12:10,007
Take the ball, Billy.
406
00:12:10,075 --> 00:12:10,641
Take the ball.
407
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:11,709
No, I don't want the ball.
408
00:12:11,776 --> 00:12:12,509
I don't want it now.
409
00:12:12,577 --> 00:12:13,343
This looks really bad.
410
00:12:13,411 --> 00:12:14,344
These people already hate me.
411
00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:14,878
Take the ball.
412
00:12:14,946 --> 00:12:15,879
Good, I'm glad it looks bad.
413
00:12:15,947 --> 00:12:16,947
I hope they kick your ass.
414
00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:19,016
Too late, pal.
415
00:12:19,084 --> 00:12:20,017
I don't want it.
416
00:12:20,085 --> 00:12:21,151
Take this ball off me!
417
00:12:21,219 --> 00:12:21,852
[Gasps]
418
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,920
He gave away my ball.
419
00:12:22,988 --> 00:12:24,054
Did you see that?
420
00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:25,355
He gave away my ball!
421
00:12:25,423 --> 00:12:26,189
Thank you.
422
00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:28,859
Better hope I don't see
you in the parking lot.
423
00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:30,094
I wanted that ball.
424
00:12:30,161 --> 00:12:31,061
I'm handicapped.
425
00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:32,462
Jerk.
426
00:12:35,224 --> 00:12:36,989
Told you ***, Billy.
427
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,047
- Oh, shut up.
- *** on baesball,
428
00:12:39,053 --> 00:12:40,854
you gonna offer
me one of those?
429
00:12:40,921 --> 00:12:41,721
I don't want it.
430
00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:43,589
Mike. Mike.
431
00:12:43,657 --> 00:12:45,058
Come and sit with us.
432
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,559
We got an extra seat.
433
00:12:46,626 --> 00:12:49,963
Oh, I... I, uh...
[Mimicking cellphone ringing]
434
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:50,864
I got to take this.
435
00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:51,965
It's, uh... hello?
436
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,334
He did just ring
with his mouth, right?
437
00:12:54,401 --> 00:12:54,968
Yeah.
438
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,535
That can't be a good sign.
439
00:12:56,603 --> 00:13:00,240
He doesn't like you, either.
440
00:13:00,307 --> 00:13:01,140
Yeah!
441
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:02,909
Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on!
442
00:13:02,977 --> 00:13:04,277
[Crowd cheers]
443
00:13:04,345 --> 00:13:06,045
Yeah.
444
00:13:06,113 --> 00:13:06,946
Whoo!
445
00:13:07,014 --> 00:13:07,881
Oh, man!
446
00:13:07,948 --> 00:13:09,682
That was an amazing catch.
447
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:11,751
Catch it with your
bare hand, you nods!
448
00:13:11,818 --> 00:13:13,052
All right, take it easy.
449
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,320
I'm just saying, right?
450
00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:17,257
A cricket ball is just as hard
and just as fast as a baseball.
451
00:13:17,324 --> 00:13:19,092
They catch it with
their bare hands.
452
00:13:19,159 --> 00:13:21,961
Be a much better game, I tell
you, if they got rid of all the
453
00:13:22,029 --> 00:13:24,797
gloves in the outfield so when
a fly ball happened, you'd be
454
00:13:24,865 --> 00:13:25,999
worried... will he catch it?
455
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:26,699
Won't he catch it?
456
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:27,433
I don't know.
457
00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:27,833
Right?
458
00:13:27,902 --> 00:13:29,068
It's a much superior game.
459
00:13:29,136 --> 00:13:29,903
You're right.
460
00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:31,137
It would be a better game.
461
00:13:31,205 --> 00:13:32,705
I might actually like it then.
462
00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:33,406
Shut up.
463
00:13:33,473 --> 00:13:37,010
You throw like a girl.
464
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:40,346
[Crowd cheers]
465
00:13:47,888 --> 00:13:51,224
Oh!
466
00:13:51,292 --> 00:13:53,492
Whoa!
467
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,197
[Crowd cheers]
468
00:13:58,265 --> 00:14:01,434
Oh, we don't want to deal with
those pansy actors anymore.
469
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:03,069
They're a pain in the ass.
470
00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:06,472
Oh, oh, bitter
olives in the sun
471
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,207
Quakes!
472
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:10,176
Oh, oh, I had me some...
473
00:14:10,244 --> 00:14:11,978
Bitch!
474
00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:14,513
And I done some time
475
00:14:14,581 --> 00:14:17,616
And I done some time
476
00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:22,788
And I done some ti-I-I-me
477
00:14:22,856 --> 00:14:26,492
[Crowd cheering]
478
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:27,493
I hate Rodney.
479
00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:28,995
Oh, stop hating on Rodney.
480
00:14:29,063 --> 00:14:30,029
Stop being a dick.
481
00:14:30,097 --> 00:14:30,863
I like Rodney.
482
00:14:30,931 --> 00:14:32,432
I wish I could be like Rodney.
483
00:14:32,499 --> 00:14:33,532
Oh, shut up, Jim!
484
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,400
Look at him.
485
00:14:34,468 --> 00:14:35,534
Look how happy he is.
486
00:14:35,602 --> 00:14:37,403
Lefty! Lefty!
487
00:14:37,471 --> 00:14:40,139
Move left! Move left!
488
00:14:40,207 --> 00:14:43,642
Right now, in this moment in
time, all he cares about is this
489
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:44,577
baseball game.
490
00:14:44,644 --> 00:14:48,147
Yeah, because Rodney wants
to be at this baseball game.
491
00:14:48,215 --> 00:14:49,615
Piss off, Billy.
492
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:52,251
Damn it, I missed
the home run!
493
00:14:52,319 --> 00:14:52,952
Good.
494
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,454
It's what you deserve!
495
00:14:54,521 --> 00:14:56,456
What the hell are you doing?
496
00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:58,024
I'm calling the police!
497
00:14:58,092 --> 00:15:00,926
The police don't give
a shit about freckles.
498
00:15:00,995 --> 00:15:02,328
Shut up!
499
00:15:02,396 --> 00:15:03,396
Oh.
500
00:15:03,464 --> 00:15:04,663
Hello, police?
501
00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:08,334
I'd like to report a murder!
502
00:15:08,402 --> 00:15:10,370
No, freckles, my cat.
503
00:15:10,437 --> 00:15:14,007
Let's all rise for
"God bless America."
504
00:15:14,074 --> 00:15:15,774
Take your hats off.
505
00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:17,877
Come on, Jim, stand up.
506
00:15:17,944 --> 00:15:19,345
I'm not getting
up for this one.
507
00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:20,546
Come on, you got to stand up.
508
00:15:20,614 --> 00:15:22,648
Everyone else in the world
gets one national anthem.
509
00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:23,849
Why do you get two?
510
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,184
I'll stand up for one.
511
00:15:25,252 --> 00:15:26,785
I'm not standing up for two.
512
00:15:26,853 --> 00:15:28,621
You kind of have to stand up.
513
00:15:28,688 --> 00:15:29,088
Why?
514
00:15:29,156 --> 00:15:30,056
Because of 9/11.
515
00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:31,724
That's when they
started doing it.
516
00:15:31,791 --> 00:15:32,225
9/11.
517
00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:32,958
It's 11/9.
518
00:15:33,027 --> 00:15:33,626
What?!
519
00:15:33,693 --> 00:15:34,494
It's 11/9.
520
00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:36,829
I'm not saying anything
bad about 9/11.
521
00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:38,898
I'm saying that
the date's wrong.
522
00:15:38,965 --> 00:15:41,167
It's 11/9. Okay?
523
00:15:41,235 --> 00:15:43,436
Nowhere else in the world do
they put the month first.
524
00:15:43,504 --> 00:15:45,971
Everywhere else, it's the day,
then the month, all right?
525
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:46,805
It makes sense.
526
00:15:46,873 --> 00:15:48,007
You go day, month, year.
527
00:15:48,075 --> 00:15:49,208
It's a sacred date.
528
00:15:49,276 --> 00:15:51,477
So, you want us to
start saying 11/9?
529
00:15:51,545 --> 00:15:53,312
Yes, I want you to
start saying 11/9.
530
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,648
You're about an inch from
getting your ass kicked.
531
00:15:55,715 --> 00:15:56,582
Inch, inch, inch.
532
00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:58,584
Join the metric system
like everyone else.
533
00:15:58,652 --> 00:16:00,586
Who says inch or yard?
534
00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:01,820
Yard's something you mow.
535
00:16:01,888 --> 00:16:03,456
Stand up for "God
bless America."
536
00:16:03,524 --> 00:16:04,857
You know what
I'll stand up for?
537
00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:08,727
I'll stand up for "God likes
America," "God thinks America is
538
00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:09,828
a swell place."
539
00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:16,102
You stand up for "God
bless America," son!
540
00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:17,103
Yeah!
541
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:18,438
Yeah, that's what I thought.
542
00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:18,938
Yeah!
543
00:16:19,005 --> 00:16:20,073
That's what I thought.
544
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,107
Now, take off your hat.
545
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:22,075
God, not the hat.
546
00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:22,841
Not the hat.
547
00:16:22,909 --> 00:16:24,610
Once the hat's on,
the hat stays on.
548
00:16:24,678 --> 00:16:26,546
Don't take Jimmy's hat off.
549
00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:27,813
Rodney knows me.
550
00:16:27,881 --> 00:16:31,084
Take off the hat now!
551
00:16:31,151 --> 00:16:32,818
Why don't you take
your hat off, Billy?
552
00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:33,453
[Gasps]
553
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,654
I didn't even see you stand
for the national anthem.
554
00:16:35,722 --> 00:16:36,989
I can't stand.
555
00:16:37,057 --> 00:16:37,856
Billy.
556
00:16:37,924 --> 00:16:38,691
I'm in a wheelchair.
557
00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:42,962
I-I got in this wheelchair, uh,
fighting... In Afghanistan...
558
00:16:43,029 --> 00:16:47,833
fighting Saddam Hussein in
Afghanistan after 9/11!
559
00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:49,001
Billy, stop it!
560
00:16:49,069 --> 00:16:52,271
I got in this wheelchair
defending your freedom, son!
561
00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:53,906
Thank you for your service.
562
00:16:53,974 --> 00:16:56,442
Saddam Hussein had
nothing to do with 9/11.
563
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:57,710
[Gasps] Did you hear that?!
564
00:16:57,777 --> 00:17:00,613
You made a decorated veteran
sit in his own waste!
565
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,382
His waste is the only
thing he is decorated in.
566
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,283
[Gasps]
567
00:17:04,351 --> 00:17:05,184
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
568
00:17:05,252 --> 00:17:07,853
Stop. Stop.
569
00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:09,555
Jim, stop!
570
00:17:09,623 --> 00:17:10,823
Jim!
571
00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:11,724
[Crowd groans]
572
00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:13,959
Bitch!
573
00:17:14,027 --> 00:17:16,028
Hey, get... ugh!
574
00:17:16,096 --> 00:17:17,563
Okay, stop it!
575
00:17:17,631 --> 00:17:18,964
Stop!
576
00:17:21,951 --> 00:17:24,353
All right, all right,
everyone, settle down.
577
00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:24,953
Settle down.
578
00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:26,189
Back up. That's enough.
579
00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:26,989
You step back.
580
00:17:27,057 --> 00:17:27,823
Step back, sir.
581
00:17:27,891 --> 00:17:29,024
Step back right over here.
582
00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:30,125
You're out of there!
583
00:17:30,194 --> 00:17:31,194
Don't worry, Rodney.
584
00:17:31,261 --> 00:17:33,663
They're just taking me off
to see "the apprentice."
585
00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:34,497
You're out?
586
00:17:34,565 --> 00:17:35,431
Yeah, I'm out.
587
00:17:35,499 --> 00:17:37,700
- Don't ever take Jimmy's hat off!
- Ok.
588
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:42,371
How can you watch baseball
at a time like this?
589
00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:44,139
Freckles just died!
590
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:47,876
Holy shit, they
actually caught the guy.
591
00:17:47,944 --> 00:17:49,679
Hey, hey, get in here.
592
00:17:49,746 --> 00:17:53,082
They arrested the guy that
killed your damn cat.
593
00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:54,217
He's on the TV.
594
00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:55,318
That's him!
595
00:17:55,385 --> 00:17:57,920
That's the man that
killed my freckles!
596
00:17:57,987 --> 00:18:01,691
It's amazing how bad he
looks with his hat off.
597
00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:02,625
All right, excuse me.
598
00:18:02,693 --> 00:18:03,359
Excuse me. Sorry.
599
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:03,926
Mike.
600
00:18:03,993 --> 00:18:04,460
Hey.
601
00:18:04,528 --> 00:18:05,428
Oh, thank God.
602
00:18:05,495 --> 00:18:06,895
Look, we've had a great day.
603
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:08,397
Really, really appreciate it.
604
00:18:08,465 --> 00:18:09,932
Could have ended a bit better.
605
00:18:09,999 --> 00:18:10,899
Mike's my agent.
606
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:11,934
He'll vouch for us.
607
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:13,436
No, no, I can't. I can't.
608
00:18:13,503 --> 00:18:15,605
You'll tell him I'm
a good guy, Mike.
609
00:18:15,672 --> 00:18:17,940
He's a... he's... He's a guy.
610
00:18:18,007 --> 00:18:19,942
Mike, you're my agent.
611
00:18:20,009 --> 00:18:21,877
All right, I'll call you.
612
00:18:21,945 --> 00:18:22,712
Mike!
613
00:18:22,779 --> 00:18:23,412
Let's go!
614
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,714
Why am I being arrested?
615
00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:26,882
You assaulted the man
in the wheelchair, sir.
616
00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:29,184
From what we understand,
he's an Iraq veteran.
617
00:18:29,253 --> 00:18:31,787
No, he's not.
618
00:18:31,855 --> 00:18:33,356
- Uh...
- He's not?
619
00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:33,922
No!
620
00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:35,524
Asshole.
621
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,726
Hey!
622
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,060
Look, look, look, look.
623
00:18:38,128 --> 00:18:39,194
Uh, please let Jim go.
624
00:18:39,263 --> 00:18:40,763
I'm not gonna press charges.
625
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,965
This was all just a
misunderstanding.
626
00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:43,832
I was acting like a bitch.
627
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,701
And you're not a veteran?
628
00:18:45,769 --> 00:18:49,705
No, I'm actually not a veteran,
but I really am handicapped.
629
00:18:49,773 --> 00:18:51,274
He's definitely handicapped.
630
00:18:51,341 --> 00:18:52,275
What about him?
631
00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:54,209
Is he even mentally challenged?
632
00:18:54,278 --> 00:18:55,578
Which one of them?
633
00:18:55,646 --> 00:18:57,313
Yes, for crying out loud.
634
00:18:57,381 --> 00:18:58,981
What kind of people
do you think we are?
635
00:18:59,048 --> 00:18:59,782
Oh, we now know.
636
00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:00,783
All right, that's it.
637
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:01,651
All three of you out.
638
00:19:01,718 --> 00:19:03,319
Let's go. Here we go, sir.
639
00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:04,453
I'm sorry.
640
00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:10,993
One, two, three strikes
you're out at the old ball game
641
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:13,629
[Light cheering]
642
00:19:13,697 --> 00:19:14,963
What's wrong with you, Billy?
643
00:19:15,031 --> 00:19:16,799
You acted like such a
dick in there today.
644
00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:19,368
It's like you have no gratitude
whatsoever for everything that
645
00:19:19,436 --> 00:19:20,202
Jim does for us.
646
00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:22,237
I mean, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
647
00:19:22,306 --> 00:19:23,372
I feel bad about it.
648
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,707
Oh, you feel bad about it?
649
00:19:24,775 --> 00:19:25,608
Well, that's good.
650
00:19:25,676 --> 00:19:27,042
I mean, what are you thinking?
651
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:28,110
Does anything go through your
652
00:19:28,178 --> 00:19:29,679
mind when you're
being that selfish?
653
00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:31,880
All you're thinking about...
Must find Jim!
654
00:19:31,948 --> 00:19:33,316
You know, if you didn't want
655
00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,318
to come in the first
place, that's fine.
656
00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:36,585
I feel bad, dude, okay?
657
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:37,953
I feel... I said I was sorry.
658
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:39,755
You know, don't
apologize to me.
659
00:19:39,823 --> 00:19:43,592
Apologize to Rodney, 'cause.
Where the hell is Rodney?
660
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,627
Who cares?
661
00:19:44,695 --> 00:19:45,661
Oh, shit!
662
00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:46,729
Leave him!
663
00:19:46,797 --> 00:19:48,731
We can't leave him!
664
00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:50,533
Strike one!
665
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,736
Strike two!
666
00:19:53,804 --> 00:19:56,539
Strike three!
667
00:19:56,606 --> 00:20:00,343
You're out of there!
668
00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:01,844
Safe!
669
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:04,079
Hey, they let you out quick.
670
00:20:04,147 --> 00:20:04,647
Yeah.
671
00:20:04,715 --> 00:20:07,049
Yeah, the guy in the
back office let me out.
672
00:20:07,116 --> 00:20:09,785
I told him I'd get him free
tickets to George Lopez.
673
00:20:09,853 --> 00:20:11,654
Can you?
674
00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:13,021
Nah.
675
00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:14,590
Hey, Jim.
676
00:20:14,658 --> 00:20:16,525
Sorry I encouraged
everyone to beat you.
677
00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:17,660
It was dicky.
678
00:20:17,728 --> 00:20:19,194
You do a lot for me.
679
00:20:19,262 --> 00:20:21,464
I should have done this for you.
680
00:20:21,531 --> 00:20:23,566
Ah, it's all right, Billy.
681
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,801
I do use you to get good seats.
682
00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:28,571
I know.
683
00:20:28,638 --> 00:20:30,740
He is a happy little prick.
684
00:20:30,807 --> 00:20:32,708
[Laughs]
685
00:20:32,776 --> 00:20:34,710
Having the time of his life.
686
00:20:34,778 --> 00:20:35,911
Hey, Rodney!
687
00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:37,413
You suck!
688
00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:39,147
I hate you!
689
00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:40,783
Hi, Billy!
690
00:20:40,851 --> 00:20:42,150
Hi, Steve.
691
00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:42,951
Hi, Jim.
692
00:20:43,019 --> 00:20:46,154
It's really good that
you got your hat back.
693
00:20:46,222 --> 00:20:48,791
You had really bad hat hair.
694
00:20:49,592 --> 00:20:51,834
Really? You suck too!
695
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:58,009
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696
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