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My mother faced her illness
with courage,
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but was still unabled to defeat it.
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Unfortunately,
her story is all too familiar.
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Especially to so many who are here.
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So today, we ride in honor
of our friends and loved ones
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who have succomb to breast cancer,
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and our friends and loved ones
who are survivors.
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And by being here today,
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you are not only helping
to raise awareness,
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but you're helping
in the quest to find a cure.
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You're helping to save lives.
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Now, get out there
and have an amazing ride!
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{\a6}Welcome to
the 2008 Subaru Pink Ride!
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I am kicking your ass.
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- Oh, please.
- What?!
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{\a6}You think I can't take you?
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{\a6}- Uh, no.
- Oh, great!
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- Hey, it's Tasha!
- Hey, what's going on?
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- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, what's going on?
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Hey, Alice, this is T. and this is Nicole.
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{\a6}Papi and I used to play,
uh we used to play basketball with them
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{\a6}- before I went to the service.
- Hey, Coco Girls put together a team.
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{\a6}- Yeah?
- Who's that? Who's Coco?
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{\a6}Oh, it's a gay club downtown.
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{\a6}Really?
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{\a6}I thought I knew all the lezzy clubs.
I guess not.
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It's mostly black.
It's kind of a different thing.
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- It's good to see you, Tash.
- Oh yeah, you too.
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{\a6}Coco Girls can give you a run
for your money.
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{\a6}No doubt.
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- You can come party with us later. Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll come and find you, guys.
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- Alright. See you.
- Alright.
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{\a6}Was she uh...
was she flirtin' with you?
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{\a6}- Maybe. A little bit.
- A little bit? A little bit. I thought so.
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{\a6}- Jealous?
- No.
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{\a6}... the win's sitting at
2.5 million dollars!
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What the fuck?!
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- Hi, Tina.
- Niki, what are you doing here?
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I'm raising awareness for breast cancer.
Do you know that in ten, we're going die...
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You are supposed to be in L.A.
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doing the cover for Rolling Stones magazine.
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Tina, it's fine.
Adele rescheduled it.
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- Oh, you rescheduled it.
- Yeah, Jenny asked me to.
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- But don't worry. Mario, the photographer...
- I know who Mario is.
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- Mario was hot for Adele.
- No, he's not.
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Yeah, yeah. Jenny made Adele hot
and now Mario is totally hot for her.
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- Nobody's hot.
- He's totally in love with you, Adele.
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- Adele, are you gay?
- Shut up! Okay?
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Whatever. Fine.
It would have been good for "Lez Girls"
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if you had done it, alright?
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But you guys are not supposed
to be seen together. Okay?
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I promised your managers.
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- You can get me fired.
- Tina,
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it's not like we're gonna be having sex
on the side of the road.
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Here. Look. I'll put these on
and no one will recognize me.
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- Excuse me.
- Right?
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- Are you Niki Stevens?
- Yeah.
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I quit. I fucking quit.
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Bringing in awareness around the glob,
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- to breast cancer!
- Grab your hands, that's a good one.
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- Alright. Hey! Here.
- What?
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Why are you here?
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Well I had this great pink shirt
that said Subaru already,
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- so I figured I just...
- Molly, go home.
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It's a free country.
I can support boobs if I want to.
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Go boobs!
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See?
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So you, you flew all the way up here?
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She flew all the way up here
to keep fighting with you, girl.
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That's true love! That's true love.
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Okay, I know it's probably stalking,
but if you would listen to me...
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Molly, I don't wanna listen to you.
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I really don't.
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I'm the uneducated one, remember?
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Isn't that what you said to your mom?
I'm uneducated. No, no. Listen to me.
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I think those were your exact words,
right? No, they were!
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I don't wanna be your fucking
loser fuck buddy. I really don't.
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I don't want you to pity me,
I don't want you to save me.
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I don't wanna be your teacher
in the gay world. I don't wanna any of it.
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- So just, just go home.
- 5,
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4,
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3,
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2,
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1!
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- "To Die in L.A." by West Indian Girl -
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I need to tell you something.
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What?
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You look really great in those pants.
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Fuck you...
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Fuck you!
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Yeah?
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I don't want Jodi to know about us.
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She's gonna find out eventually.
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No, I mean, I don't want
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her to know that we were fooling around
behind her back.
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I mean,
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it's okay if she thinks
we talked about it,
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but I don't want her to think
we acted on it,
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you know,
before the two of you broke up.
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I don't want anybody to know.
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Except for Kit.
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Yeah, nobody needs to know, Tina.
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She, she doesn't need to know.
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Well,
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to your left.
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Come on, Tasha.
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Hurry up!
Come on, come on, come on!
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- Come on.
- Let's roll. Hurry up!
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It's a ride. Not a race.
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Come on!
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Alright, just go ahead.
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How long do you think
it will last for?
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I have no idea, but
I am not dressed for this weather.
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We love you, Niki!
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Does that ever bother you?
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No, much of the time, it's funny.
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So how long have you and Jenny
been friends for?
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Two years.
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Where did you guys meet?
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Bette and Tina had a party two years ago.
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That's when Jenny first moved to L.A.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. We shot that scene.
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- Yes, we did.
- Yes.
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So, did you guys ever hook up?
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- Me and Jenny?!
- Yeah.
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Fuck no!
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Why not? My friends are
always sleeping out
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with each other. So...
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No, not in this case.
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- Well, you know, she's really beautiful...
- Yes, she is.
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...and you're not so bad yourself.
So, I'm surprised.
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Well, I figure that
just because you can, it
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doesn't mean you should.
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- Hey! Where have you been?
- Fuck!
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I fucked my pussy.
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It's so numb.
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- Hi.
- Listen.
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- What?
- Can you please
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do something about the stalker?
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- I don't have to do anything about my stalker.
- Yes, you do.
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- No.
- 'Cause she's been following you around for 30 miles.
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Yeah, well that means
I have 170 to go.
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- You guys come with?
- No.
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- "Sofia" by West Indian Girl -
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I race you.
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- What?
- Next pit stop.
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If I win, you have to listen.
If you win, I go home.
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Alright. Go, go!
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Shit!
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I'm sorry!
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Just give me another chance!
Please!
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I'm sorry! Come on!
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Come on...
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No!
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- I love you!
- What?!
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Whoa, wait.
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- I won.
- No, no, no, no.
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Wait, you're in love with me?
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No. I just said that so you would stop.
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You cheated.
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Ow! So what, I still won.
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Oh, my ass is killing me.
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Okay, I know I'm a disaster,
but you have to listen to me
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because that was the bet.
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- Make it fast.
- I don't know if I'm gay,
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I don't know if I'm straight,
but I know that I want to be with you.
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- We had terrible sex.
- No, it was great for me!
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You don't just get on a bike
and know how to ride it.
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Same with riding a girl.
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So I freaked out. Big deal.
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You've just been with so many girls
that you don't remember your first time.
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Well, guess what, it was my first time.
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And it was great!
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It was better than with Richard,
and with guys,
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and with anybody!
And I'm really into you!
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And I swear, next time,
I will so go down on you!
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Molly, Molly, you're making a scene.
Please.
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Seriously, why do you want to be with me?
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Think about it.
Because you've been using me
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- to get back at your mother the whole time.
- I haven't.
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I haven't been using you.
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I've never flown to the Pacific Northwest
to chase a girl I barely know.
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And I'm here
and I'm really crazy about you.
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And I need you to give me another chance
even if I'm
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awful in bed.
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I know I'm still Gay 101,
but I'm a really fast learner
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and before you know it,
I'm gonna be Advanced Placement Gay,
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and then Graduate Level Gay,
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and fuck law school,
I'll get my Doctorate in fucking Gay!
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Are you going to stop talking?
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- Yes.
- Promise me?
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No more pink, though.
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Oh ladies, look at this.
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So many. there are so many.
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We love you Dana,
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and we miss you every day.
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You're in our hearts, Dana.
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- "Great Escape"
by Moby feat. Azure Ray -
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I wish Angie was with with us today.
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She would love this.
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Yeah, she would.
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- "To the Stars" by Erin McKeown -
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Is there like a hotel or something
we could check into?
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Alright, girl, I'd rent a car
so we can drive the rest of the day.
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Where have you been?
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- I've been here for like two hours already.
- What?!
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- ???
- What you've been doing?
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I've been waiting.
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- With T. and Nicole.
- Oh yeah?
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- No.
- No.
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- Good.
- We were just talking about old times.
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They want us to hang out
with them later if you want to.
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I think you'd really like them.
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I kinda like to hang out
with who I came with.
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You know,
I wouldn't feel right about leaving.
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- But you should, if you want.
- No, it's cool.
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We can just catch up with them later,
in L.A.
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- Can you lift it?
- Yeah, lift, like this.
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Okay, I'll hold it.
You're ready?
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Oh my God! Look at this!
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- This is so fucking unbelievable.
- I love it.
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- Hi guys.
- Merci, merci, merci.
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- I thought you might want your provacy.
- What the fuck is this, the Taj Majal?
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Hey, Tina. No,
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I had production make
a product placement deal with North Face.
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The only thing that we need to do is
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just taking a picture of Niki
in front of the tent. Hey, Niki?
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- Yeah?
- Hi.
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- Will you pose for me?
- Yeah.
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Okay. 1,
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2,
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3.
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Beautiful.
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- No, this goes in here.
- Yeah, I know.
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It says: "You put tab B into slot J".
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- But you're doing it wrong.
- Look, I'm not an idiot.
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I can just fucking follow
some simple instructions.
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Wait, look. I would appreciate
if you wouldn't second guess me.
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- Adele?
- Yeah?
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You mind just closing
the curtains for us, please?
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Sure.
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What kind of bullshit tent is this?
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00:20:23,426 --> 00:20:25,692
It was on sale at Costco.
244
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:28,110
And you expect me to have
Advanced Placement lesbian sex
245
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:30,891
- in this shitty runt tent?
- Yeah, I do.
246
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,451
What the hell is that?!
Is that Jenny's tent?
247
00:20:37,485 --> 00:20:38,920
I think so.
248
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:41,162
My God, it looks like a condo.
249
00:20:41,665 --> 00:20:44,442
I don't think
she got that on sale at Costco.
250
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,011
Come on.
251
00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:12,853
- Oh shit!
- Oh my God, oh my God.
252
00:21:15,577 --> 00:21:18,230
Adele! We're being killed!
253
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,300
Thank you. It's,
254
00:21:22,346 --> 00:21:24,392
it's so hard to do this by yourself.
255
00:21:24,427 --> 00:21:26,690
I'm using to putting things together.
256
00:21:26,737 --> 00:21:29,320
Yeah, but Bette wouldn't let me help her.
257
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,563
Yeah. She's kind of uh...
258
00:21:33,545 --> 00:21:34,720
OCD.
259
00:21:37,985 --> 00:21:39,861
Was she moody with you?
260
00:21:40,795 --> 00:21:43,501
Yeah. Sometimes
261
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,471
she can be moody.
262
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:49,610
Something's going on with her,
but I don't know what it is.
263
00:21:51,735 --> 00:21:55,111
- Is Angelica okay?
- Yeah. She's,
264
00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:56,603
she's fine.
265
00:22:02,028 --> 00:22:02,932
Thank you.
266
00:22:06,316 --> 00:22:07,390
Have a good day.
267
00:22:28,078 --> 00:22:30,211
Oh you faked this up?
268
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,430
God, do you ever stop working?
269
00:22:52,976 --> 00:22:55,372
No, not really.
270
00:22:59,018 --> 00:23:03,301
So, what's your deal.
Are you gay or what? C'mon.
271
00:23:06,925 --> 00:23:08,461
That depends.
272
00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:10,081
Depends on what?
273
00:23:10,787 --> 00:23:13,830
- It depends on who's asking.
- I'm asking.
274
00:23:13,866 --> 00:23:15,583
Are you seeing anyone?
275
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I'm single.
276
00:23:17,538 --> 00:23:19,643
This is great! We should set you up.
277
00:23:19,687 --> 00:23:21,921
'Cause, that's what these rides are for,
I mean,
278
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:24,740
curing cancer and one night stands.
Totally.
279
00:23:26,585 --> 00:23:28,760
No, I think that uh..
280
00:23:29,635 --> 00:23:32,132
I prefer just to stay focused
on my work.
281
00:23:32,785 --> 00:23:34,723
Come on, it's boring.
282
00:23:37,535 --> 00:23:39,261
Okay, all right.
283
00:23:39,295 --> 00:23:41,662
Okay. There's somebody
that I have my eye on.
284
00:23:41,695 --> 00:23:42,901
Who?
285
00:23:42,945 --> 00:23:44,822
It's a secret.
286
00:23:48,788 --> 00:23:50,600
- Yeah.
- Okay, I'm being summoned.
287
00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:15,573
I sure hope you know
what you're doing.
288
00:24:18,455 --> 00:24:20,822
I have it completely under control.
Don't worry about it.
289
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:24,583
Yeah. Keep telling yourself that,
baby girl.
290
00:24:37,586 --> 00:24:38,940
You mind if I come in?
291
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,261
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.
292
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,692
So, you talked to Molly.
293
00:24:42,726 --> 00:24:44,463
Yeah.
294
00:24:44,915 --> 00:24:47,262
What can I say,
I'm a sucker for a pretty face.
295
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,860
- Here I thought you were hard to get.
- I'm not hard to get.
296
00:24:50,746 --> 00:24:52,942
Hmm, not hard to get, just hard to keep.
297
00:24:57,517 --> 00:24:59,441
I'm glad you and Jenny worked it all out.
298
00:24:59,477 --> 00:25:01,323
Me too. I totally love her.
299
00:25:31,606 --> 00:25:33,303
We made a campfire.
300
00:25:36,558 --> 00:25:38,302
What you're thinking about?
301
00:25:40,527 --> 00:25:44,640
I was just, uh, I was just thinking
about how crazy it is to
302
00:25:44,687 --> 00:25:47,781
- see old friends, you know?
- Yeah.
303
00:25:47,825 --> 00:25:48,940
Yeah.
304
00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:50,392
Yeah.
305
00:25:51,035 --> 00:25:53,170
It hears like a long life time ago.
306
00:25:55,006 --> 00:25:57,971
Then, it was all about the military.
307
00:25:59,757 --> 00:26:02,771
And now,
I don't know what the hell it's about.
308
00:26:05,035 --> 00:26:08,373
You just need to give yourself time
to adjust, you know?
309
00:26:08,406 --> 00:26:09,921
Figure things out.
310
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:21,302
Okay. What do you want to happen?
311
00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:23,091
With what? When?
312
00:26:23,136 --> 00:26:25,302
Like, in the future.
I mean, do you want kids?
313
00:26:25,337 --> 00:26:29,130
Do you want to stay in L.A.? I mean,
what would be your ultimate career?
314
00:26:29,176 --> 00:26:30,991
God, um...
315
00:26:31,488 --> 00:26:34,533
- Just questions.
- Just little questions.
316
00:26:38,526 --> 00:26:40,720
I, I guess...
317
00:26:40,755 --> 00:26:44,541
I guess I want kids. Eventually.
But not now,
318
00:26:45,528 --> 00:26:47,200
I don't think.
319
00:26:47,248 --> 00:26:50,812
And, you know,
I'm really excited about this TV show,
320
00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:54,143
if I get the job. I really like it up there,
you know? It's exciting.
321
00:26:54,185 --> 00:26:55,240
Yeah.
322
00:26:56,896 --> 00:26:58,502
Why, what do you want?
323
00:27:00,226 --> 00:27:02,243
I want to be with you.
324
00:27:05,215 --> 00:27:07,312
Let's move in together.
325
00:27:09,686 --> 00:27:11,173
Really?
326
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:13,610
Yeah.
327
00:27:14,568 --> 00:27:15,970
Okay.
328
00:27:17,015 --> 00:27:20,903
Yeah, let's do it! Why not?
You're so serious...
329
00:27:22,578 --> 00:27:24,590
This is serious stuff.
330
00:27:25,038 --> 00:27:26,822
Don't you think?
331
00:27:29,507 --> 00:27:31,482
I'm not leaving you alone
in the tent anymore!
332
00:27:33,037 --> 00:27:35,190
We're supposed to be making s'mores.
333
00:27:36,575 --> 00:27:38,312
I just don't like being...
334
00:27:50,057 --> 00:27:51,412
Are you hungry, doll?
335
00:27:52,277 --> 00:27:53,470
Yeah.
336
00:27:53,515 --> 00:27:54,940
Yeah?
337
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,071
You wanna go?
338
00:27:57,105 --> 00:28:00,322
- Somewhere else? Yeah, I do.
- I wanna go. Yeah, let's go.
339
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:03,561
You wanna eat that?
340
00:28:03,605 --> 00:28:05,143
No, thank you.
341
00:28:05,986 --> 00:28:07,602
It's not gonna hurt.
342
00:28:10,037 --> 00:28:11,523
That's so cool!
343
00:28:21,425 --> 00:28:23,280
There's too much chocolate!
344
00:28:30,056 --> 00:28:32,523
Oh man... Are you serious?
345
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:35,351
I bribed the side-driver
to give us a little privacy.
346
00:28:35,387 --> 00:28:37,812
'Cause your rent tent sucks.
347
00:28:37,906 --> 00:28:39,950
- Hey, hey, hey, I tried.
- I know.
348
00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:41,310
It just didn't go very well.
349
00:28:41,358 --> 00:28:43,581
Not hard enough, obviously.
350
00:29:42,275 --> 00:29:43,632
Is that good?
351
00:29:46,186 --> 00:29:47,993
Yeah.
352
00:30:14,088 --> 00:30:16,633
Any hot tips?
353
00:30:21,106 --> 00:30:23,131
Breathe through your mouth.
354
00:30:23,177 --> 00:30:25,250
- Really?
- Really.
355
00:30:44,465 --> 00:30:45,880
Here it is.
356
00:30:45,926 --> 00:30:47,360
You bought me a present?
357
00:30:47,727 --> 00:30:50,051
I'm gonna document this moment.
358
00:30:50,096 --> 00:30:51,663
Okay. Here we go.
359
00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:58,132
It's a present for both of us.
360
00:31:02,578 --> 00:31:04,061
What do you think?
361
00:31:06,546 --> 00:31:09,141
That's not the reaction I wanted to elicit.
362
00:31:09,187 --> 00:31:11,902
- Jenny, it's a purple penis.
- Yeah!
363
00:31:13,887 --> 00:31:16,481
What am I supposed to do with this?
I'm not a dude.
364
00:31:16,496 --> 00:31:17,880
It's fun!
365
00:31:17,916 --> 00:31:20,221
- Have you ever used...
- I know that's a fake dick!
366
00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:22,312
- Jenny, I know, I mean...
- I know, but what's that?
367
00:31:22,356 --> 00:31:26,142
You're gonna strap me
in this fabulous western harnest?
368
00:31:26,177 --> 00:31:27,541
Listen,
369
00:31:27,588 --> 00:31:29,810
- do you like to fuck me?
- A lot.
370
00:31:29,858 --> 00:31:33,471
So, you're just gonna fuck me
with that.
371
00:31:34,855 --> 00:31:36,123
Okay then.
372
00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:39,321
- Give me the camera back. I'm directing.
- What?!
373
00:31:39,367 --> 00:31:41,531
- Yep.
- I'm scared about your idea.
374
00:31:41,588 --> 00:31:42,733
Really?
375
00:31:42,765 --> 00:31:46,023
- I'm going to make a movie.
- You are?
376
00:31:46,055 --> 00:31:47,962
This is my stage.
377
00:31:47,987 --> 00:31:50,483
- What do you want me to do?
- I want you first
378
00:31:50,588 --> 00:31:52,303
to take off your pants.
379
00:31:54,766 --> 00:31:56,380
Spank you!
380
00:31:57,568 --> 00:31:59,973
- Now, it's so bad of you.
- Do you think that is?
381
00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:01,492
Actually, that's not gonna
get you the job, so
382
00:32:01,517 --> 00:32:03,801
you're gonna take... Oh, that's much better.
383
00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:06,331
- You like that?
- I do. Now, take off the bra.
384
00:32:07,007 --> 00:32:08,732
- "Just Like Heaven" by The Cure -
385
00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:13,031
You're so beautiful.
386
00:32:13,077 --> 00:32:15,352
You're beautiful.
387
00:32:15,397 --> 00:32:17,523
Think about to stilettos, my love.
388
00:32:17,565 --> 00:32:20,220
Oh yes. The stilettos on!
389
00:32:20,268 --> 00:32:21,543
Fuck!
390
00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:45,223
Yes!
391
00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:47,601
Am I professional here?
392
00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:52,422
There we go. Now,
you look like a director.
393
00:32:52,457 --> 00:32:54,490
Now, I'm in the business, young lady.
394
00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56,783
Take off your pants. That's the only way
395
00:32:56,826 --> 00:32:59,311
you're going to get your actors
to listen to you.
396
00:32:59,356 --> 00:33:03,451
Now, we go back to acting.
Give me this.
397
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,591
You ???
398
00:33:21,586 --> 00:33:23,001
Now,
399
00:33:23,926 --> 00:33:25,841
I have something for you.
400
00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:27,803
Just...
401
00:33:27,848 --> 00:33:29,622
Here you go.
402
00:33:31,045 --> 00:33:33,293
I feel like I'm about
to get you up.
403
00:33:35,697 --> 00:33:37,020
Lub!
404
00:33:37,927 --> 00:33:40,002
- No, no, Jenny!
- What?
405
00:33:40,035 --> 00:33:41,221
Don't!
406
00:33:41,267 --> 00:33:42,320
What?!
407
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,411
Now...
408
00:33:46,856 --> 00:33:48,953
I think it's hard.
409
00:33:51,187 --> 00:33:52,330
Come here.
410
00:34:03,925 --> 00:34:06,161
I feel like I have a ???
411
00:34:15,067 --> 00:34:17,000
I love you.
412
00:34:18,535 --> 00:34:20,751
I love you so much.
413
00:34:20,798 --> 00:34:22,420
I wanna fuck you.
414
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,352
How are you gonna fuck me?
415
00:34:27,537 --> 00:34:29,601
- Like a man.
- Hard?
416
00:34:31,018 --> 00:34:33,972
- So put yourself inside of me.
- Okay.
417
00:34:35,038 --> 00:34:36,863
You can tell me where I need to be ok?
418
00:34:36,876 --> 00:34:39,430
- Okay.
- Thank you. Can't feel what I'm doing!
419
00:34:39,466 --> 00:34:41,113
- You'll go with that.
- Yeah?
420
00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:42,470
Yeah.
421
00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:46,232
??? you, ???
if you are still wet.
422
00:34:46,266 --> 00:34:47,803
I mean, I'm still wet.
423
00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:53,571
- Harder.
- Harder.
424
00:34:53,608 --> 00:34:54,452
Yeah.
425
00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:57,971
I love you fucking me.
426
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:02,030
I love you.
427
00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:24,410
I give you an A+.
428
00:35:24,447 --> 00:35:26,171
Thank you.
429
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,692
Will you come visit me
when I go back to school?
430
00:35:28,728 --> 00:35:30,432
Maybe.
431
00:35:30,468 --> 00:35:32,623
I don't like the cold, though.
432
00:35:32,626 --> 00:35:34,290
I'll keep you warm.
433
00:35:36,748 --> 00:35:39,170
So what is it? What kinda law
is that that you study?
434
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:41,011
I wanna be a public defender.
435
00:35:41,048 --> 00:35:43,530
It's not glamourous,
the money sucks, but
436
00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:46,532
I think the only way to really affect change
is person to person.
437
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,473
So you wanna defend the little guy?
438
00:35:48,988 --> 00:35:50,453
Somebody has to.
439
00:35:50,487 --> 00:35:53,003
I would never expect that from you.
440
00:35:53,048 --> 00:35:55,230
I'm full of surprises.
441
00:35:57,716 --> 00:35:59,512
I bet you are.
442
00:36:01,856 --> 00:36:03,352
- "Skin To Skin" by Standfast -
443
00:36:03,417 --> 00:36:04,653
Oh, fuck!
444
00:36:12,515 --> 00:36:13,881
What do you want me to do?
445
00:36:13,925 --> 00:36:15,622
I don't want you to come yet.
446
00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:36,760
I want you to come here!
447
00:36:56,568 --> 00:36:58,280
That was fun.
448
00:36:59,775 --> 00:37:01,712
- Ghost story?
- Ghost story.
449
00:37:01,755 --> 00:37:03,350
- Ghost story.
- I know one.
450
00:37:03,618 --> 00:37:06,281
Okay. There was this guy,
he's, he's a regular guy.
451
00:37:06,317 --> 00:37:08,870
He's a banker, or maybe
he's an add guy.
452
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:12,382
Doesn't matter. Forget it.
He's stressed out. That's the important thing.
453
00:37:12,418 --> 00:37:14,191
So he decides to
454
00:37:14,238 --> 00:37:15,841
get a cabin in the woods
455
00:37:15,886 --> 00:37:19,023
- by himself for the weekend.
- Why do white people always do that?
456
00:37:19,056 --> 00:37:22,020
Especially when they know some crazy
spooky shit is gonna happen to them.
457
00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:25,373
Okay. So he, um,
he packs his SUV,
458
00:37:25,408 --> 00:37:27,600
he brings things for work, like,
459
00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:31,011
work stuff and then he brings books
and he brings
460
00:37:31,056 --> 00:37:34,522
his dog, a golden retriever, and
he starts driving up to the mountains.
461
00:37:34,567 --> 00:37:37,200
When he's driving,
he hears on the radio
462
00:37:37,205 --> 00:37:38,991
that an inmate has escaped
463
00:37:39,025 --> 00:37:41,312
- from a local insane asylum.
- That's bullshit.
464
00:37:41,417 --> 00:37:44,263
You are not telling a homicidal-maniac-escapes-
from-the-insane-asylum story.
465
00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:46,132
- You're not.
- Just wait for it. Just wait.
466
00:37:46,168 --> 00:37:48,132
So he hears this news,
he doesn't care.
467
00:37:48,178 --> 00:37:50,123
Whatever. He just wants to go relax.
468
00:37:50,155 --> 00:37:52,793
He has a fantastic day at the cabin,
469
00:37:52,826 --> 00:37:55,791
there are also such adventurous things.
470
00:37:55,827 --> 00:37:58,042
And at night he's exhausted.
471
00:37:58,086 --> 00:38:00,962
So he passes out on the couch.
He's reading a book,
472
00:38:01,007 --> 00:38:02,011
He's gone.
473
00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:03,990
In the middle of the night,
he wakes up.
474
00:38:04,027 --> 00:38:06,822
He hears this really weird sound,
just like,
475
00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:07,971
"drip",
476
00:38:08,006 --> 00:38:09,543
"drip",
477
00:38:09,577 --> 00:38:10,750
"drip".
478
00:38:11,338 --> 00:38:13,433
He's too tired to get up
and see what it is.
479
00:38:13,466 --> 00:38:15,733
So, he calls his dog over,
480
00:38:15,777 --> 00:38:17,522
his dog leaks his hand,
481
00:38:17,555 --> 00:38:20,900
he feels better, he feels comfort
and he falls back to sleep.
482
00:38:20,938 --> 00:38:22,553
A couple of hours later,
483
00:38:23,018 --> 00:38:25,870
he hears the same sound.
He wakes up and is like,
484
00:38:25,908 --> 00:38:27,493
there is the dripping.
485
00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:29,070
Again. "Drip".
486
00:38:30,947 --> 00:38:33,093
But he's still way too tired
to get up.
487
00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:35,570
The dog comes over,
he leaks his hand,
488
00:38:35,618 --> 00:38:36,980
he feels better,
489
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:38,440
falls back asleep.
490
00:38:38,486 --> 00:38:40,751
And that's morning,
the sun comes up.
491
00:38:40,788 --> 00:38:44,001
It's very bright in the room.
He looks over,
492
00:38:44,046 --> 00:38:47,233
he sees a giant pull of blood.
493
00:38:48,008 --> 00:38:51,643
He starts screaming, he looks up,
his dog, the golden retriever,
494
00:38:51,647 --> 00:38:55,093
is empaled by the chandelier,
hanging from above.
495
00:38:55,126 --> 00:38:57,841
The blood is gushing down, dripping.
496
00:38:57,917 --> 00:38:59,443
There's the "drip" sound.
497
00:38:59,487 --> 00:39:02,310
He looks over,
and there's a little note.
498
00:39:02,355 --> 00:39:04,770
Fix it up, it's written in blood.
499
00:39:04,815 --> 00:39:06,581
And he reads:
500
00:39:06,626 --> 00:39:08,770
"People can leak too".
501
00:39:08,815 --> 00:39:10,621
You know it's good.
502
00:39:11,937 --> 00:39:13,963
- 'Cause everybody knows.
- It's good.
503
00:39:14,007 --> 00:39:18,243
It's true. No, it's actually a true story.
My grandmother told us that story.
504
00:39:18,278 --> 00:39:19,641
No, it's not.
505
00:39:19,678 --> 00:39:21,172
It's not scary.
506
00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:29,510
That's so stupid!
507
00:39:31,198 --> 00:39:33,451
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
508
00:39:33,486 --> 00:39:36,122
I tried. It seemed funny
when I bought it.
509
00:39:36,128 --> 00:39:37,903
You got it at the 99 cents store?
510
00:39:37,937 --> 00:39:39,973
And a few other special things.
511
00:39:39,975 --> 00:39:42,873
- What took you long enough?
- And up noise.
512
00:39:44,186 --> 00:39:46,182
How old are we? 12?
513
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,520
- Guys, let play a game.
- You're lucky to get in.
514
00:39:48,576 --> 00:39:50,053
- Yes!
- Yeah, let's play "Truth or Dare".
515
00:39:50,067 --> 00:39:51,723
- Totally, yes, yes, yes!
- No, no, no.
516
00:39:51,766 --> 00:39:53,823
Oh come on!
"Truth or Dare" is so awesome!
517
00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:55,371
It always ends up
running around naked and...
518
00:39:55,408 --> 00:39:58,592
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got one, I got one.
Why don't we play "I Never"?
519
00:39:58,678 --> 00:40:01,272
- Oh, that is good. Yeah, let's play that.
- How do you play it?
520
00:40:01,317 --> 00:40:03,900
You run a circle and you start
with the statement "I Never", like, uh,
521
00:40:03,946 --> 00:40:06,501
I've never eaten potato chips,
522
00:40:06,547 --> 00:40:08,333
okay? And then, if you have,
you drink.
523
00:40:08,365 --> 00:40:10,220
- So, it's the other person that speaks.
- Right, but you do things less lame
524
00:40:10,256 --> 00:40:12,742
- than ate a potato chip.
- Oh, yeah, obviously. Shut up.
525
00:40:12,787 --> 00:40:15,643
Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
I'll go first. I'll go first. Um...
526
00:40:17,328 --> 00:40:18,972
I have never
527
00:40:18,978 --> 00:40:20,750
slept with a girl.
528
00:40:20,797 --> 00:40:22,942
- And then you drink, if you...
- So you drink
529
00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:24,532
when it's the opposite.
530
00:40:29,056 --> 00:40:32,341
Adele, I knew it.
You do sleep with other girls.
531
00:40:32,415 --> 00:40:34,683
- I do.
- Girls, huh?
532
00:40:34,715 --> 00:40:36,343
What?
533
00:40:36,378 --> 00:40:39,300
- I said maybe.
- Okay, go. Adele, go.
534
00:40:39,335 --> 00:40:40,531
Your turn.
535
00:40:40,576 --> 00:40:43,841
I never lied about
who I'm sleeping with.
536
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:56,841
- You?
- Well, I did that one time.
537
00:40:56,876 --> 00:40:59,683
- Oh, Henry. Yes.
- Remember that? Yeah, don't remind me.
538
00:41:00,507 --> 00:41:03,872
Okay. Come on, lesbos, let's up this.
This is lame.
539
00:41:03,918 --> 00:41:06,563
- Fuck yeah.
- Yeah, they're getting boring.
540
00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:07,961
Alright, Tina. Go.
541
00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:13,541
- I've never had sex in a public place.
- Would somebody bring me a bucket?
542
00:41:16,095 --> 00:41:19,403
Wait, wait, wait. What constitutes public?
Like a bathroom stall?
543
00:41:19,405 --> 00:41:21,293
Nothing with a door counts. Like,
544
00:41:21,387 --> 00:41:23,900
not a bathroom ???
545
00:41:23,936 --> 00:41:25,102
What? Ah!
546
00:41:25,765 --> 00:41:28,143
- I did it in a car.
- Jenny, you go.
547
00:41:30,168 --> 00:41:32,160
- I'm just getting drunk, right?
- Yeah!
548
00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:34,403
How about
549
00:41:34,945 --> 00:41:36,671
I've never been in love.
550
00:41:43,956 --> 00:41:45,630
I'm sure there's ??? in here.
551
00:41:48,745 --> 00:41:51,062
Hey, listen. A reaction from the group.
552
00:41:54,506 --> 00:41:56,460
- You've never been in love?
- Who's next?
553
00:41:56,495 --> 00:41:58,753
- Alright, um...
- I don't think so. - Can I go?
554
00:41:58,797 --> 00:42:00,871
Maybe I have,
but I'm not really sure what that is.
555
00:42:01,038 --> 00:42:02,090
- Okay, go.
- Yeah.
556
00:42:02,138 --> 00:42:04,213
Okay. I never
557
00:42:04,245 --> 00:42:06,560
cheated on a girlfriend.
558
00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:15,083
Who did you cheat on?
559
00:42:15,096 --> 00:42:16,382
Michelle.
560
00:42:16,425 --> 00:42:18,020
The one...?
561
00:42:18,066 --> 00:42:21,323
Yeah. I kissed another girl
562
00:42:21,355 --> 00:42:24,560
- while I was going out with my first girlfriend.
- Bette, you did it.
563
00:42:24,605 --> 00:42:26,943
Kissing isn't like cheating, cheating.
It's not, you know.
564
00:42:26,947 --> 00:42:28,670
- Yes, it is.
- Kissing is cheating.
565
00:42:28,705 --> 00:42:31,192
- Look... yeah.
- Totally cheating. Kissing?
566
00:42:31,225 --> 00:42:32,330
- It totally is.
- Yeah!
567
00:42:32,366 --> 00:42:33,882
- No.
- I don't know.
568
00:42:33,916 --> 00:42:36,021
Jodi's signing.
I think it depends on
569
00:42:36,057 --> 00:42:38,360
the agreement between the people
in the relationship.
570
00:42:38,407 --> 00:42:39,780
I don't want the rules making,
you know,
571
00:42:39,787 --> 00:42:41,902
judgements on what I should do
in my relationship.
572
00:42:41,946 --> 00:42:44,973
But nobody likes to be fucked around
like behind their back.
573
00:42:46,158 --> 00:42:49,192
I don't know. I don't think kissing counts.
It's not cheating.
574
00:42:49,226 --> 00:42:51,210
Nor do I think sleeping with someone.
575
00:42:51,216 --> 00:42:52,481
Fucking?!
576
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,251
Well, you know, unless you sleep
with a person more than once,
577
00:42:54,285 --> 00:42:55,443
- then I...
- More than once?
578
00:42:55,476 --> 00:42:57,560
Oh my God, that is so stupid!
579
00:43:01,555 --> 00:43:04,253
- Not in my book. It's not.
- No, I agree with Shane.
580
00:43:04,285 --> 00:43:06,703
I mean, messing around
is just messing around, right?
581
00:43:06,747 --> 00:43:09,400
I mean, you can still behold someone
in your heart and...
582
00:43:09,437 --> 00:43:11,350
- I mean, what's the big deal?
- Right.
583
00:43:11,395 --> 00:43:13,603
Wow, you guys have great morals.
584
00:43:14,518 --> 00:43:15,843
Yeah.
585
00:43:16,088 --> 00:43:18,123
I agree with Jodi.
586
00:43:18,156 --> 00:43:22,502
I think that it depends on
your agreement as a couple,
587
00:43:22,546 --> 00:43:25,461
so if you guys say that
you're in a monogamist relationship,
588
00:43:25,497 --> 00:43:27,930
then you're in a monogamist relationship.
And I think that,
589
00:43:27,976 --> 00:43:30,951
if you're in an open relationship,
then you're in an open one.
590
00:43:30,987 --> 00:43:32,573
Like when you cheated on me with Claude?
591
00:43:34,547 --> 00:43:36,183
Who's Claude?
592
00:43:36,186 --> 00:43:38,481
- A french girl.
- We were broken up.
593
00:43:38,515 --> 00:43:40,303
- What?!
- I don't wanna...
594
00:43:40,336 --> 00:43:42,581
- Anyways.
- I don't know. I think
595
00:43:42,615 --> 00:43:45,172
sexual jealousy always
ways down a relationship.
596
00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:46,791
That's because you're a ho.
597
00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:48,240
I ain't a ho, bitch!
598
00:43:49,545 --> 00:43:51,790
- Kinda.
- Don't you go projecting.
599
00:43:52,927 --> 00:43:56,171
So, does that mean that I could sleep with
any one of your friends and you wouldn't care?
600
00:43:56,205 --> 00:43:59,013
Not if you came home with me afterwards.
601
00:43:59,048 --> 00:44:00,521
- Really?!
- Smile.
602
00:44:00,556 --> 00:44:01,772
- No.
- Let me see...
603
00:44:04,026 --> 00:44:06,700
Oh my God, you guys are on crack,
like,
604
00:44:07,285 --> 00:44:09,763
fucking is cheating, kissing is cheating.
605
00:44:09,796 --> 00:44:13,001
Whether you do it 40 times or once,
it's cheating.
606
00:44:13,046 --> 00:44:14,631
- I agree. Yeah.
- Come on!
607
00:44:14,676 --> 00:44:16,472
- Crazy people!
- Yeah.
608
00:44:16,477 --> 00:44:18,453
- Cheating!
- And thinking is cheating.
609
00:44:18,486 --> 00:44:21,131
- Oh my God!
- Thinking?
610
00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:23,653
- Thinking?
- What? Yes! If you're thinking about
611
00:44:23,686 --> 00:44:25,980
having sex with somebody
besides your partner,
612
00:44:26,027 --> 00:44:29,291
flirting with, then that's intimacy
you're giving somebody else.
613
00:44:29,327 --> 00:44:31,931
- Oh my God!
- Besides your partner, it's cheating. What?!
614
00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:33,630
Flirting is cheating... Oh my God!
615
00:44:33,676 --> 00:44:35,581
Okay. What about...
616
00:44:36,588 --> 00:44:40,471
Okay. Who here, put up your hand,
thinks that kissing is cheating?
617
00:44:41,155 --> 00:44:42,571
No, I don't.
618
00:44:43,517 --> 00:44:46,671
Well, if thinking is cheating,
then kissing is definitively cheating.
619
00:44:46,708 --> 00:44:48,162
Yeah, I think it's a cheat.
620
00:44:48,196 --> 00:44:49,572
Definitively.
621
00:44:52,926 --> 00:44:55,640
Bette, what do you think?
You didn't raise your hand.
622
00:44:55,685 --> 00:44:58,880
I don't know. I just,
I think it's a trap to judge.
623
00:44:58,925 --> 00:45:00,561
I mean, I think there are
624
00:45:00,606 --> 00:45:03,813
different situations, and you can't really
625
00:45:03,815 --> 00:45:06,471
- categorically...
- Oh, my God, that is such a non-answer.
626
00:45:06,518 --> 00:45:10,140
That's Bette...
because she was a big ol' cheater.
627
00:45:10,848 --> 00:45:13,542
- Oh, give her a break. Come on.
- I'm not...
628
00:45:13,598 --> 00:45:16,230
- I'm not judging.
- You know what? Who's got the next "I Never"?
629
00:45:16,267 --> 00:45:17,681
Yeah. Who's got the next one?
Let's just...
630
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:20,733
Bette, come on. I mean, you cheat.
You were a giant cheater.
631
00:45:20,816 --> 00:45:23,010
I'm not... It was a phase;
I'm not saying you are now. But, like,
632
00:45:23,046 --> 00:45:25,790
you cheated on Tina, you cheated on me,
I mean... you cheated.
633
00:45:25,836 --> 00:45:28,632
There was...
There was a lot of cheating.
634
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:32,710
Right? You guys, come on!
You saw it. You were there.
635
00:45:32,746 --> 00:45:36,453
She was ??? Baboom!
Ginormous cheater.
636
00:45:36,496 --> 00:45:38,122
Okay. Leave me alone. Sorry.
637
00:45:38,846 --> 00:45:40,243
Were you?
638
00:45:42,515 --> 00:45:44,293
Are you cheating on me?
639
00:45:52,588 --> 00:45:54,651
Tina, where are you going?
640
00:46:00,957 --> 00:46:02,031
What?
641
00:46:23,086 --> 00:46:24,351
Fuck, fuck!
642
00:46:31,517 --> 00:46:33,330
What the fuck just happened?
643
00:46:36,065 --> 00:46:38,351
- Did I say s... I was kidding.
- No.
644
00:46:53,855 --> 00:46:56,403
Fuck! Jodi?
645
00:47:06,328 --> 00:47:08,482
She doesn't wanna see you, Bette.
646
00:47:08,518 --> 00:47:11,073
She wants you to go away.
647
00:47:25,686 --> 00:47:27,132
Fuck...
648
00:47:28,508 --> 00:47:30,072
Tina?
649
00:47:30,557 --> 00:47:33,260
- What the fuck?
- What's going on?
650
00:47:35,495 --> 00:47:36,890
I don't wanna talk about it.
651
00:47:36,938 --> 00:47:39,022
Are you having an affair with Bette?
652
00:47:39,055 --> 00:47:40,770
Since when?
653
00:47:40,808 --> 00:47:43,721
- Maybe a month.
- A month?!
654
00:47:43,765 --> 00:47:46,063
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Because you have a big mouth.
655
00:47:46,095 --> 00:47:47,412
Shit.
656
00:47:51,287 --> 00:47:54,180
- Are you guys getting back together?
- I don't know; I don't know.
657
00:47:54,226 --> 00:47:55,940
I don't know what the fuck we're doing.
658
00:47:57,945 --> 00:47:59,690
This is fucking crazy.
659
00:47:59,727 --> 00:48:02,983
- Crazy.
- I never saw this coming.
660
00:48:03,015 --> 00:48:03,990
Ever.
661
00:48:07,288 --> 00:48:09,921
What the fuck!
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
662
00:48:09,968 --> 00:48:11,713
I don't know. It just happened.
663
00:48:11,748 --> 00:48:13,521
Such things don't just happen!
I mean,
664
00:48:13,526 --> 00:48:15,732
you don't wait for somebody
by accident!
665
00:48:15,818 --> 00:48:17,362
- Did you forget?
- Forget what?
666
00:48:17,406 --> 00:48:19,151
How terrible
your relationship with Tina was?
667
00:48:19,195 --> 00:48:21,472
I mean, you were miserable.
You hated each other!
668
00:48:21,518 --> 00:48:22,883
You hated each other.
669
00:48:25,796 --> 00:48:29,170
Okay. Maybe, I don't know, maybe
the sex is totally making you mad.
670
00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:32,232
I don't know. You know,
you and Jodi had this wonderful shot,
671
00:48:32,268 --> 00:48:34,980
- some really, really healthy and good together.
- No, we didn't.
672
00:48:35,015 --> 00:48:38,081
- And you fucked it up!
- Jodi and I never had a shot.
673
00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:40,323
We didn't. It wasn't working.
674
00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:47,152
I love Tina.
675
00:48:48,367 --> 00:48:50,710
I've always loved Tina.
676
00:48:54,008 --> 00:48:57,011
Yeah, this turned out so badly.
I didn't mean it
677
00:48:57,056 --> 00:48:58,583
to happen this way.
678
00:49:00,525 --> 00:49:04,493
I know that I'm going about it all wrong,
but I'm doing it for the right reasons.
679
00:49:04,527 --> 00:49:06,303
I was trying to do the right thing
680
00:49:10,227 --> 00:49:13,763
Yeah, well, you know, it sounds like
you're doing what's right for Bette.
681
00:49:13,818 --> 00:49:16,590
You know, it's what what's right
for Bette.
682
00:49:20,427 --> 00:49:22,743
Jodi is going to be devastated.
683
00:49:22,785 --> 00:49:25,391
She moved her whole life out here
to be with Bette.
684
00:49:25,486 --> 00:49:27,090
I'm not trying to guilt-trip you, T.,
I swear.
685
00:49:27,137 --> 00:49:30,101
I didn't want it to happen this way, okay?
I didn't even want to come
686
00:49:30,137 --> 00:49:33,242
- on this trip. I didn't want it to happen...
- Are you in love with Bette?
687
00:49:34,008 --> 00:49:35,113
Again?
688
00:49:37,506 --> 00:49:39,561
I've always been in love with her.
689
00:49:39,565 --> 00:49:43,032
And I feel like an asshole
that I'm doing this to Jodi, but
690
00:49:43,076 --> 00:49:44,890
I just want her back.
691
00:49:44,926 --> 00:49:47,892
And I'm scared,
'cause I know we're just going to, like,
692
00:49:48,595 --> 00:49:50,763
probably fuck it up, but I have to do it,
693
00:49:50,807 --> 00:49:53,591
you know? I can't help it.
It's something that I can't help.
694
00:49:53,626 --> 00:49:55,492
- I want to be with her.
- Okay.
695
00:49:58,816 --> 00:50:00,503
You guys, you know...
696
00:50:00,547 --> 00:50:02,291
you belong together.
697
00:50:03,055 --> 00:50:04,500
Yep. You do.
698
00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:06,781
You always have.
699
00:50:07,645 --> 00:50:09,030
It's true.
700
00:50:09,517 --> 00:50:11,601
I fucking hate women.
701
00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:14,550
Yeah. Well.
702
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,722
That's some fucked up shit, Tina.
703
00:50:33,297 --> 00:50:34,882
Dramarama.
704
00:50:37,227 --> 00:50:39,300
It's so typical.
705
00:50:42,678 --> 00:50:45,342
Bette and Tina should have stayed together.
706
00:50:47,085 --> 00:50:50,063
They should have found the courage
to work it out.
707
00:50:50,095 --> 00:50:53,721
Instead of just running away
from each other like that.
708
00:50:56,718 --> 00:51:00,252
Fuck! That's really
wrecking all this fucking havoc!
709
00:51:05,386 --> 00:51:07,620
Well, we came back to each other.
710
00:51:07,667 --> 00:51:10,733
- Yeah.
- That's all that matters.
711
00:51:12,046 --> 00:51:14,490
Well, I'm in no position to judge.
712
00:51:14,536 --> 00:51:17,012
Love makes people so insane.
713
00:51:19,598 --> 00:51:22,952
Do you know that my friends think
I'm out of my mind,
714
00:51:23,835 --> 00:51:26,001
for falling in love with you?
715
00:51:26,048 --> 00:51:28,341
They don't know us.
716
00:51:29,478 --> 00:51:31,241
We're different, Jenny.
717
00:51:36,406 --> 00:51:38,742
Do you think that
this is going to be one of those
718
00:51:39,777 --> 00:51:41,652
movie things.
719
00:51:43,425 --> 00:51:45,771
Or do you think
that we're actually going to make it.
720
00:51:49,558 --> 00:51:51,200
We're going to make it.
721
00:51:53,848 --> 00:51:55,821
And I'm going to love you.
722
00:51:56,596 --> 00:51:58,230
Forever.
723
00:52:04,488 --> 00:52:05,872
I promise.
724
00:53:09,237 --> 00:53:12,023
- "The Other Side" by Rachael Yamagata -
725
00:54:13,346 --> 00:54:14,931
They left already.
726
00:54:16,856 --> 00:54:18,601
Jodi wanted to ride home alone.
727
00:55:01,857 --> 00:55:04,731
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