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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:38,778 --> 00:02:41,188 Did you really think it would be that easy? 2 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,256 Who sent you? 3 00:02:45,862 --> 00:02:48,464 I believe I asked you a question. 4 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,853 That's the reveal. Oh fuck! I love that. 5 00:02:56,888 --> 00:02:59,134 You've gotta stop dropping in on me like this, Mrs. Bryant. 6 00:02:59,517 --> 00:03:01,765 I thought you'd be happy to see me, 7 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,942 Mr. Bryant. 8 00:03:12,049 --> 00:03:14,706 - Did you miss me? - Always. 9 00:03:22,046 --> 00:03:26,442 Backlighting's great. The backlighting works. Absolutely. 10 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:33,820 Send a fucking clip to Ratner. 11 00:03:35,644 --> 00:03:37,488 Tell him we've got the girl of his dreams... 12 00:03:37,529 --> 00:03:39,245 - I believe so. - His wet dreams. 13 00:03:39,284 --> 00:03:42,282 And we want eight million for her. 14 00:03:43,059 --> 00:03:45,823 It's going up to twelve million on the next picture. 15 00:03:45,856 --> 00:03:48,091 - Oh my God, guys! - Don't change the story. 16 00:03:48,136 --> 00:03:49,913 This is unbelievable. You guys are 17 00:03:50,017 --> 00:03:53,503 the best agents and managers ever. I mean, this is unbelievable. 18 00:03:53,538 --> 00:03:56,152 I have a call into Stuff 19 00:03:56,198 --> 00:03:57,992 and I think we got the cover. 20 00:03:59,795 --> 00:04:01,023 Oh my God! 21 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:04,580 Oh my God! Look at that dog... 22 00:05:07,048 --> 00:05:08,550 Let's stop here. 23 00:05:14,176 --> 00:05:16,050 That was great. 24 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,141 Shit! 25 00:05:29,175 --> 00:05:31,133 You're good. 26 00:05:33,015 --> 00:05:34,421 Alright. Like I was saying, 27 00:05:36,525 --> 00:05:40,421 I like her. I do. I like her. But she's different. 28 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,522 It's called heterosexuality. 29 00:05:42,565 --> 00:05:44,900 Yeah, I know, I know. I've been with tons 30 00:05:44,937 --> 00:05:47,173 of straight girls. I know what they're like. 31 00:05:47,215 --> 00:05:51,232 - Tons, I tell you. - Yeah, but maybe she's a spaghetti girl... 32 00:05:53,778 --> 00:05:56,151 Straight until wet. 33 00:05:56,195 --> 00:05:57,351 It's horrible. 34 00:05:59,355 --> 00:06:01,550 Okay. Do you think she's into you? 35 00:06:02,616 --> 00:06:03,923 I don't know. 36 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:06,120 I called... Wait. I called her the other day, 37 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:09,233 and we're talking, and her boyfriend's on the other line. 38 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:11,190 - Oh, straight girl is playing you. - Yeah. I... 39 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,512 I know, I know, I know. But 40 00:06:13,546 --> 00:06:15,212 I like it. 41 00:06:15,246 --> 00:06:17,220 That's the crazy. I like it. 42 00:06:18,857 --> 00:06:20,263 I'm thinking... 43 00:06:20,845 --> 00:06:23,521 I should take her somewhere. I don't know. I was thinking, 44 00:06:23,556 --> 00:06:26,942 I was thinking maybe I should, I should take her to the theater. 45 00:06:27,786 --> 00:06:30,412 - Does she like the theater? - I don't know... 46 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,033 I hate it. 47 00:06:32,068 --> 00:06:34,030 Forget this thing. 48 00:06:34,068 --> 00:06:37,110 - It sounds horrible. - Forget this kinda thing. 49 00:06:38,337 --> 00:06:40,771 Hey, how about if I have a dinner party? 50 00:06:41,195 --> 00:06:43,071 - Really? - In my house. 51 00:06:43,548 --> 00:06:46,080 - Yeah. - So uh... 52 00:06:46,956 --> 00:06:48,980 But only one more couple. 53 00:06:49,015 --> 00:06:50,751 Okay. Uh... 54 00:06:50,797 --> 00:06:51,990 I don't know who. 55 00:06:52,026 --> 00:06:54,600 - Oh, Sam and Tina. - Sam? 56 00:06:54,635 --> 00:06:56,903 Yeah, Sam the DP on the movie. 57 00:06:56,945 --> 00:06:58,403 - Oh, okay. - Yeah? 58 00:06:58,435 --> 00:07:00,460 - Yeah. - Alright. 59 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:04,423 - Do we roll? - Wait, 60 00:07:04,455 --> 00:07:06,431 it's one time, like this. 61 00:07:07,036 --> 00:07:09,680 - Are you ready? - Yeah, almost. 62 00:07:09,725 --> 00:07:13,441 Is Bette... Wait, is Bette pressuring you to do this super bike ride? 63 00:07:13,485 --> 00:07:15,811 - No, no, I wanna ride. - Yeah? 64 00:07:15,856 --> 00:07:18,543 My Aunt is a breast cancer survivor... 65 00:07:19,066 --> 00:07:20,992 That's a good reason. Okay. 66 00:07:23,865 --> 00:07:26,311 "Is Niki a Lez Girl"?! Have you seen this? 67 00:07:26,356 --> 00:07:28,090 - Oh, shit. - She has 68 00:07:28,128 --> 00:07:31,603 a hundred million dollar career-making blockbuster premiering tomorrow night, 69 00:07:31,638 --> 00:07:33,852 and all anyone wants to talk about this morning 70 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:36,731 is what she's doing in your little turd of a movie. 71 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:38,782 Look, Kevin, it's not good for our movie either. 72 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,560 - I'm gonna fuckin' pull her. - No! 73 00:07:40,596 --> 00:07:43,281 The last thing I need is the zit faced teen boy demographic 74 00:07:43,327 --> 00:07:45,270 thinking Niki Stevens doesn't like dick! 75 00:07:45,317 --> 00:07:46,561 I mean, I never wanted her to do 76 00:07:46,568 --> 00:07:48,411 - "Lez Girls". - Kevin, you can't pull her, okay? 77 00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:50,490 We're in the middle of production, alright? 78 00:07:50,535 --> 00:07:52,913 Please, you can't pull her from the movie. 79 00:07:52,945 --> 00:07:55,771 Just wait. Hear me out. Look, I have an idea. 80 00:07:56,765 --> 00:07:59,741 Do you represent any hot young actors? 81 00:07:59,788 --> 00:08:01,880 Yeah. I'm on the verge with Zac Efron. 82 00:08:01,925 --> 00:08:04,611 No, no, no. We need her 83 00:08:04,656 --> 00:08:08,632 to be photographed at her premiere with someone 84 00:08:08,676 --> 00:08:11,950 hip and hot and hunky, 85 00:08:11,997 --> 00:08:14,980 handsome. You know, someone 86 00:08:15,025 --> 00:08:17,803 - whose dick she might like. - Oh, Tina, 87 00:08:17,836 --> 00:08:21,112 oh, Tina, that's fucking brilliant! 88 00:08:21,146 --> 00:08:23,072 - Yeah. - I got 89 00:08:23,106 --> 00:08:26,113 call asking about her the other day, from Stavros Niarchos... 90 00:08:26,145 --> 00:08:28,992 No, no, no, we can do better than that. 91 00:08:29,038 --> 00:08:30,773 He's jeezy. I mean, 92 00:08:30,805 --> 00:08:34,651 there's no way that Niki Stevens dates Paris's sloppy seconds. 93 00:08:34,728 --> 00:08:37,333 Niki is an actress, she's not a fucking heiress. 94 00:08:38,075 --> 00:08:40,211 Somebody who's 95 00:08:40,975 --> 00:08:44,171 really boyishly hip and 96 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:46,493 and High-School Musical Jane Magazine sort of way? 97 00:08:46,537 --> 00:08:48,722 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, 98 00:08:48,757 --> 00:08:52,151 yeah, you know, someone sensitive, someone who all the tweenish girls 99 00:08:52,187 --> 00:08:54,030 just go really nuts for. 100 00:08:55,366 --> 00:08:58,882 Hey, boss. Are you ready to take a look at my outfit for the scene with... 101 00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:02,910 Oh, shit time for busting in on you. 102 00:09:02,956 --> 00:09:05,691 Oh, no, no, no, no. Uh, Greg, this is Kevin. 103 00:09:05,727 --> 00:09:07,740 This is Niki's manager 104 00:09:07,786 --> 00:09:10,802 and jeans are great. I'm sure Jenny will be happy with those. 105 00:09:10,836 --> 00:09:12,101 It's gonna work. 106 00:09:14,048 --> 00:09:15,292 Good to meet you. 107 00:09:17,406 --> 00:09:19,652 - How about I catch on you later? - Okay. Thanks, Greg. 108 00:09:22,515 --> 00:09:23,643 I'd fuck him. 109 00:09:26,058 --> 00:09:28,542 A dick that everybody likes. 110 00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:32,502 - "The Blister Exists" by Slipknot - 111 00:09:54,356 --> 00:09:55,991 Are you done with that? 112 00:09:57,827 --> 00:09:59,390 Yeah, 113 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:01,763 it's all yours. 114 00:10:21,057 --> 00:10:22,783 Who's that for, Jesse? 115 00:10:23,306 --> 00:10:25,992 Stuff here... Why is she wearing a Balenciaga? 116 00:10:26,028 --> 00:10:28,580 - She can't afford that. - 'Cause she saw Balenciaga 117 00:10:28,615 --> 00:10:30,923 in Karina's closet and went nuts... 118 00:10:30,957 --> 00:10:32,841 Why does she always get the good clothes...?! 119 00:10:32,886 --> 00:10:34,913 Wait, who said that? Jesse? 120 00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:38,450 Why can't I wear the furskin Mark Jacobs boots! 121 00:10:38,536 --> 00:10:40,841 I want Balenciaga! She totally lost it on me, 122 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,911 stomping and screaming around... 123 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,153 - So what did you say? - I got her one. 124 00:10:46,527 --> 00:10:49,492 Alright. Well, don't worry, Gloria. I think you did the right thing. 125 00:10:49,538 --> 00:10:51,523 I'm gonna talk to her. She'll be fine. 126 00:10:51,557 --> 00:10:52,911 - Hey. - There you are. Look, Jenny, 127 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,341 I need to talk to you. 128 00:10:54,378 --> 00:10:57,581 I just need to finish my meeting, okay? 129 00:10:57,616 --> 00:11:00,292 Give me a second. Can I see the Marni? 130 00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:06,082 There she is! Hello! Oh, my godness, I love it. 131 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:08,372 I love it, love it, love it. This is for Karina? 132 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:09,392 Yes. 133 00:11:11,017 --> 00:11:13,413 I think that this purple... 134 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,493 - Isn't this purple fabulous? - It's amazing. I love it. 135 00:11:15,537 --> 00:11:18,041 It's amazing. It is. You know what I think? 136 00:11:18,087 --> 00:11:20,852 I think that this should be Karina's colour and I sort of, 137 00:11:20,887 --> 00:11:22,713 I see her with this 138 00:11:22,746 --> 00:11:26,332 gold choker that's here up the neck like that, 139 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,621 that like, 140 00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:30,483 it's like the snake is intertwined. 141 00:11:30,527 --> 00:11:33,400 Now, Jenny. I need to talk to you right now. 142 00:11:33,445 --> 00:11:37,122 You have to hang on. I'm not done with my meeting. 143 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:42,220 I also see her with a fresh gardenia in her hair 144 00:11:42,254 --> 00:11:46,228 so she just walks into the room and she's just like wafting feminity. 145 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,215 - I think that would... What? - This is important. 146 00:11:48,254 --> 00:11:50,492 Okay. Mom is calling. 147 00:11:52,989 --> 00:11:54,421 Listen, 148 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:58,161 we have a bit of a situation with Niki's managers. 149 00:11:58,215 --> 00:12:01,312 - What's going on? - It's about the SheBar debacle last week. 150 00:12:01,385 --> 00:12:03,471 There are photos all over 151 00:12:03,605 --> 00:12:05,041 - the tabloids of her. - I know. 152 00:12:05,077 --> 00:12:07,992 - I saw it and it's terrible. - No, it's fucking awful 153 00:12:08,036 --> 00:12:11,800 and her management, they're beside themselves. They're so angry. 154 00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:14,162 They're gonna pull her from our movie. 155 00:12:14,175 --> 00:12:17,363 What? Come on! They can't do that. 156 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:18,921 - Yes, they can. - Why? 157 00:12:18,986 --> 00:12:23,202 Because these photos were taken on our time clock. Okay? 158 00:12:23,246 --> 00:12:26,112 And it was a total breach of her contract. 159 00:12:26,155 --> 00:12:28,571 You know, luckily for us, 160 00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:31,870 I don't think they will do that because it wouldn't look good for Niki. 161 00:12:33,256 --> 00:12:35,373 But they're insisting, 162 00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:40,403 insisting, that she take a date to the Liquid Heat premiere tomorrow. 163 00:12:40,466 --> 00:12:43,161 Oh, she is. She's taking me. 164 00:12:43,205 --> 00:12:45,973 Not unless you grow a penis. 165 00:12:46,005 --> 00:12:48,212 - What? - A jock. 166 00:12:48,257 --> 00:12:52,893 A standard, cute, girls-creaming-in their-jeans American hunk. 167 00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:54,703 - No. - Actor boy. 168 00:12:54,748 --> 00:12:56,312 - What? - Yeah, that's what they want. 169 00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:58,883 No, you're kidding. I don't believe you. 170 00:13:02,947 --> 00:13:04,290 Hey, 171 00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:06,680 what's going on? 172 00:13:06,715 --> 00:13:10,062 I just heard that you're taking some actor to the premiere tomorrow night 173 00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:12,721 - instead of me. Is that true? - I don't want to. 174 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:15,411 I don't want to, but they're making me. 175 00:13:16,548 --> 00:13:20,092 They said that if I, if I went without, without some boy, 176 00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:23,242 that everybody would say I was gay and people would not like me anymore. 177 00:13:23,287 --> 00:13:25,602 And then my career would be over. 178 00:13:27,077 --> 00:13:29,083 And they're just making me date fucking Greg, 179 00:13:29,128 --> 00:13:31,770 they're making me date cheese-ball Greg! 180 00:13:31,816 --> 00:13:35,101 The Greg who plays Tim in the fucking film? 181 00:13:35,138 --> 00:13:36,782 - Yeah. - That midget? 182 00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:39,280 No! Whose fucking idea is this? 183 00:13:39,378 --> 00:13:42,280 I don't want to. I wanna go with you so bad. 184 00:13:42,318 --> 00:13:45,462 - Well, I wanna go with you. - That's outta the question. 185 00:13:45,498 --> 00:13:49,050 I don't want you within ten miles of the Westwood Palace tomorrow night. 186 00:13:49,087 --> 00:13:51,732 You know what, Kevin? I don't really care 187 00:13:51,737 --> 00:13:55,492 what you and your fucking purple tie think of my whereabouts, okay? 188 00:13:55,526 --> 00:13:57,623 What the fuck do you think this is? 1952? 189 00:13:57,665 --> 00:14:00,342 Well, you can give her a beard so you can pretend that she's straight? 190 00:14:00,386 --> 00:14:02,410 - You should be ashamed of yourself. - No, actually, 191 00:14:02,456 --> 00:14:05,801 - you should be ashamed of yourself. - Oh yeah? Why? 192 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,400 I'm not even gonna go into the questionable ethics of you 193 00:14:10,445 --> 00:14:13,082 screwing the under-age star of your movie. 194 00:14:13,128 --> 00:14:17,452 - I love her, Kevin! I do! - But if you so deeply care for Niki 195 00:14:17,487 --> 00:14:22,870 and your purported mission to make the first star-driven, studio movie about lesbians, 196 00:14:24,457 --> 00:14:27,521 you're not gonna destroy the career of the star 197 00:14:27,545 --> 00:14:29,511 on whom the movie's success hinges. 198 00:14:29,558 --> 00:14:32,981 I will not continue this conversation 199 00:14:33,025 --> 00:14:36,741 until you remove the piece of snot that's dangling from your nose. 200 00:14:37,747 --> 00:14:40,683 - You're so quick. - No, I'm actually serious. 201 00:14:40,725 --> 00:14:44,772 It's distracting the seriousness of your arguments. So... 202 00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:46,700 take the tissue, 203 00:14:46,748 --> 00:14:48,783 - and just wipe your nose. - Thanks. 204 00:14:50,817 --> 00:14:53,400 You don't have to listen to the things he says. 205 00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:55,582 He's not even a human being. 206 00:14:55,616 --> 00:14:57,072 He's an agent. 207 00:14:57,587 --> 00:14:59,462 Cover that hickey. 208 00:14:59,508 --> 00:15:01,232 Change your fucking tie. 209 00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:45,222 Hey, what are you still doing here? I thought you were wrapped. 210 00:15:48,505 --> 00:15:50,900 I want to get drunk 211 00:15:53,635 --> 00:15:55,163 and then 212 00:15:56,048 --> 00:15:58,213 I want you to have sex with me. 213 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:04,950 Cammie, let's not forget. You're not gay. You're just gay for pay, right? 214 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,853 - I know that. I suck in this part. - No, you don't. 215 00:16:07,856 --> 00:16:09,512 - No, I do, I know I do. - No. 216 00:16:09,556 --> 00:16:10,671 - Jenny hates me. - -She doesn't. 217 00:16:10,687 --> 00:16:13,450 - She wishes she never cast me. I know she does. - She's my friend, she'd never say that. 218 00:16:13,498 --> 00:16:15,572 - And I'm a good actor. It's not fair. - I know you are. 219 00:16:15,617 --> 00:16:17,233 You're doing a wonderful... 220 00:16:20,178 --> 00:16:22,252 - Cammie? - What? 221 00:16:22,286 --> 00:16:25,670 - This isn't professional. - You sleep with everyone! 222 00:16:25,705 --> 00:16:27,903 - Wait a second! Who told you that? - You... 223 00:16:27,947 --> 00:16:31,081 It's me. Am I that repulsive? 224 00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:33,012 No! You're beautiful. 225 00:16:34,337 --> 00:16:35,812 You are... 226 00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,403 Shane, I wanted to... 227 00:16:38,406 --> 00:16:40,610 - "Underworld" by BETTY - 228 00:16:41,305 --> 00:16:43,851 That's a great colour on you. Could you give us a second? 229 00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:47,323 One moment. 230 00:16:47,368 --> 00:16:49,481 - Okay, I'm gonna talk to her. - Okay. 231 00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:51,772 - And it's not gonna leave the three of us, alright? - Thank you. 232 00:16:51,815 --> 00:16:54,651 Get now... just get dressed and 233 00:16:54,688 --> 00:16:56,151 and go home. 234 00:17:05,037 --> 00:17:06,781 Is this all for tomorrow night? 235 00:17:06,816 --> 00:17:08,232 Yeah. I'm doing Moroccan. 236 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:10,670 Yeah, I see that. 237 00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:15,433 And uh, who's coming to this Moroccan feast? 238 00:17:15,465 --> 00:17:18,793 Amy and her new girlfriend Melinda. 239 00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:23,440 - Shane, maybe Molly. - Shane and Molly? 240 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,072 It's such a disaster. 241 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,502 Well... 242 00:17:32,645 --> 00:17:34,310 A little flaky, 243 00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:38,551 and a little homophobic. I mean, the things that she said about Phyllis... 244 00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:49,530 I think that's right. She's so crazy about her. 245 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,651 She loves the challenge. 246 00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,723 - It's not about that. - Yeah, so she says. 247 00:17:54,756 --> 00:17:57,752 And I, I invited Tina and Sam. 248 00:18:00,507 --> 00:18:02,020 You what? 249 00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:05,910 - Shane said they're together. - They're not together. 250 00:18:07,036 --> 00:18:09,910 It doesn't matter. It's not a couple diner. 251 00:18:12,507 --> 00:18:15,612 Anyway, Tina seemed happy to bring her. 252 00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,621 Did it uh... 253 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,500 Did it ever occur to you to maybe 254 00:18:21,547 --> 00:18:24,392 ask me first before you 255 00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:26,322 invited Tina and...? 256 00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:28,831 No. 257 00:18:31,386 --> 00:18:33,971 What... what are you so upsed about? 258 00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:40,533 I don't know. I mean, I just, I think it's uh... 259 00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:45,482 Just this whole ex-girlfriend becoming best friend thing. 260 00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:48,833 I mean, it's you and your ex, me and my ex. It's really my idea 261 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:52,472 of some kind of nightmare lesbian dinner party. 262 00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:57,853 Then don't come! 263 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,601 But let me know. 264 00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:07,401 Of course I'm coming. 265 00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:13,093 Can I help you? 266 00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:23,013 You're very bad. 267 00:19:23,048 --> 00:19:26,280 - "What's Going On" by Marvin Gaye - 268 00:20:47,036 --> 00:20:49,341 - Hello, Alice. - Hi. 269 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,483 Thank you very much for joining us today. 270 00:20:51,525 --> 00:20:53,363 The proceedings will be begin shortly. 271 00:20:53,406 --> 00:20:55,763 You can wait here until you're called to testify. 272 00:20:55,795 --> 00:20:57,193 All we ask of you is that 273 00:20:57,267 --> 00:21:00,873 you answer any question posed directly and truthfully. 274 00:21:00,907 --> 00:21:03,960 I'll try not to take too much of your time. 275 00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:11,761 This Board has been convened for the purpose 276 00:21:11,848 --> 00:21:16,572 of considering the pertinent facts relating to the case of Captain Tasha Williams, 277 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:18,951 542nd Military Police Company, 278 00:21:18,998 --> 00:21:21,901 who is being processed for administrative separation by reason 279 00:21:21,937 --> 00:21:23,970 of homosexual conduct 280 00:21:24,007 --> 00:21:27,902 under the provisions of AR 135-175, 281 00:21:27,936 --> 00:21:30,880 paragraph 2-12g. 282 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:35,651 The Board will make a recommendation with respect to final action of retention, 283 00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,793 separation or suspension. 284 00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:41,363 The Board is not bound by any formal rules of evidence. 285 00:21:41,696 --> 00:21:45,890 And the Board's decision will be based upon a preponderance of the evidence presented. 286 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,712 Captain Williams, do you have any questions 287 00:21:48,755 --> 00:21:51,270 regarding your rights or procedures before this Board? 288 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,681 No, Sir. 289 00:21:53,686 --> 00:21:57,271 Captain Tasha Williams is an exemplary soldier. 290 00:21:57,345 --> 00:21:59,771 She has served with distinction in Iraq. 291 00:21:59,815 --> 00:22:02,870 She has a Bronze Star Medal with V for Valor, 292 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,950 two Army Commendation Medals, 293 00:22:04,985 --> 00:22:08,830 a Joint Service Commendation Medal... There can be no debating 294 00:22:08,878 --> 00:22:11,083 Captain Williams's courage 295 00:22:11,115 --> 00:22:13,440 and commitment to military service. 296 00:22:14,448 --> 00:22:15,800 Thank you. 297 00:22:19,015 --> 00:22:22,663 The military code of conduct is very clear. 298 00:22:22,697 --> 00:22:26,271 Rules are in place to maintain good order and discipline, 299 00:22:26,407 --> 00:22:30,161 and our job here is to enforce those rules. 300 00:22:30,205 --> 00:22:32,421 It has been alleged that Captain Williams 301 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:35,222 has committed acts of homosexual conduct, 302 00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:39,720 and should the evidence presented to you today support those findings, 303 00:22:39,865 --> 00:22:42,203 the government will recommend that Captain Williams 304 00:22:42,247 --> 00:22:46,040 be separated from duty in the United States Army National Guard. 305 00:22:46,516 --> 00:22:47,762 Thank you. 306 00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:49,501 - "I'm A Lover" by The Staple Singers - 307 00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:52,112 Oh, well, check out this shit. 308 00:22:54,437 --> 00:22:57,710 Yeah. What the fuck am I gonna do with these She-bitches? 309 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,341 You got them closed down. What else do you want? 310 00:23:01,486 --> 00:23:04,490 Yeah, but they're gonna open back and when they do, 311 00:23:04,527 --> 00:23:06,290 guess what? Everybody's gonna want to go over there 312 00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:09,011 wanting to look at that Niki Stevens and her greasy ass. 313 00:23:09,117 --> 00:23:11,333 So, go pull a Tony Soprano and get them whacked. 314 00:23:11,408 --> 00:23:12,523 Oh shit! 315 00:23:14,086 --> 00:23:16,242 Have you lost your mind? 316 00:23:16,257 --> 00:23:19,860 You can't take a hiatus from school! You aced your LSAT's. 317 00:23:19,895 --> 00:23:23,180 I'm just taking some time off to figure out what exactly I want to do. 318 00:23:23,896 --> 00:23:27,060 I mean, why does the world need more lawyers, seriously? 319 00:23:27,095 --> 00:23:29,493 What's the point? It's so pedestrian. You get a degree 320 00:23:29,536 --> 00:23:32,090 - and then intern... - For Ruth Bader Ginsburg! 321 00:23:32,128 --> 00:23:33,222 Who ever! 322 00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:36,223 Then you get married and pop out 2.5 babies 323 00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:38,121 - and summer on the Cape. - Yes! 324 00:23:38,157 --> 00:23:40,222 No! I don't want that life! 325 00:23:40,296 --> 00:23:42,561 - It's just not me! - It is you! It's always been you. 326 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,650 What about Richard? Richard loves you! 327 00:23:44,665 --> 00:23:46,530 Richard was a bore. 328 00:23:46,618 --> 00:23:48,542 It's why we broke up last week. 329 00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:51,531 - He worshipped the ground you walked on! - Which was boring! 330 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:54,051 He's learning to golf, Mom, golf. 331 00:23:54,086 --> 00:23:57,483 And he's got medication for early-onset baldness! 332 00:23:57,537 --> 00:24:00,561 - Don't you see how depressing that is? - He's human. 333 00:24:00,655 --> 00:24:03,701 You can't throw away everything you two have built together. 334 00:24:03,706 --> 00:24:05,243 You're one to talk. 335 00:24:06,556 --> 00:24:08,241 What does your father say? 336 00:24:08,287 --> 00:24:10,573 That you owe him a lot of money and you've ruined his life. 337 00:24:10,605 --> 00:24:13,961 Do you know what happens to people without an education? 338 00:24:14,058 --> 00:24:15,241 You could end up like... 339 00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:18,382 Like her! 340 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:22,940 - What's wrong with Shane? - She's a hairdresser! 341 00:24:22,976 --> 00:24:25,333 That's what happens to people who don't get an education. 342 00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:27,133 They wind up in service professions. 343 00:24:27,168 --> 00:24:29,133 Did you just hear yourself say that? 344 00:24:29,175 --> 00:24:31,422 - You're so elitist. - It's true! 345 00:24:31,468 --> 00:24:34,202 - I thought you were friend with Shane. - Sure, to party with. 346 00:24:34,235 --> 00:24:36,550 - To party with?! - Molly... 347 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:39,480 She's not a serious person. 348 00:24:39,517 --> 00:24:41,712 What do you know about her? You don't know her at all. 349 00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:43,340 I know plenty. She's a 350 00:24:43,377 --> 00:24:45,131 Lothario and a cad, 351 00:24:45,226 --> 00:24:47,250 and the kind of boy you fall in love with in high school 352 00:24:47,267 --> 00:24:49,750 before you know any better. Thank god you're not a lesbian. 353 00:24:49,785 --> 00:24:51,361 Where are you going? 354 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:52,690 Go gay for Shane. 355 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,342 We're gonna adopt Chinese babies and live in a trailer park. 356 00:24:55,385 --> 00:24:57,973 Don't you dare tell her anything I just said. 357 00:25:09,068 --> 00:25:11,622 Oh my God, you're alive! Hi! 358 00:25:11,657 --> 00:25:13,701 I'm sorry I didn't call you back. 359 00:25:14,558 --> 00:25:15,703 I called you? 360 00:25:16,567 --> 00:25:19,230 Listen, I might have called you, but it was a long time ago. So, 361 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,282 Alzheimer's kicked in at some point. 362 00:25:22,058 --> 00:25:23,483 Am I seeing you tonight? 363 00:25:24,405 --> 00:25:27,680 If you're seeing me tonight... You might seeing me tonight. Maybe. 364 00:25:27,718 --> 00:25:30,172 - Maybe. - Maybe. How about this? How about 365 00:25:30,216 --> 00:25:32,880 you call me in a little bit and we talk about it. 366 00:25:34,225 --> 00:25:36,901 - I will. - I won't hold my breath, but, 367 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:39,120 I look forward to hearing the phone ring. 368 00:25:43,517 --> 00:25:45,272 Earlier you testified that Captain Williams 369 00:25:45,318 --> 00:25:47,080 was your commanding officer in Iraq. 370 00:25:47,186 --> 00:25:49,623 Would you please characterize her as a commanding officer? 371 00:25:49,656 --> 00:25:53,101 She's a fair and honest leader. She has the respect of her unit 372 00:25:53,146 --> 00:25:55,520 and always has a clear picture of where we're going. 373 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:58,352 We got into some pretty hairy situations out there, 374 00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:00,490 but we always felt safe with Captain Williams, 375 00:26:00,528 --> 00:26:02,771 as safe as you can in that part of the world, Sir. 376 00:26:02,805 --> 00:26:03,911 Good. 377 00:26:03,947 --> 00:26:06,180 Do you have any personal knowledge 378 00:26:06,217 --> 00:26:09,181 supporting the allegations that Captain Williams is a homosexual? 379 00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:10,870 No, Sir. 380 00:26:10,906 --> 00:26:12,370 I see. 381 00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:15,732 You testified that you've been reclassified MOS 42A 382 00:26:15,766 --> 00:26:17,943 and transferred to a another division. 383 00:26:17,988 --> 00:26:19,871 What was Captain Williams' role in that? 384 00:26:19,917 --> 00:26:22,862 I asked Captain Williams to recommend me for job reclassification 385 00:26:22,906 --> 00:26:26,351 because of personal circumstances having to do with my family, Sir. 386 00:26:26,386 --> 00:26:28,270 So she went to bat for you? 387 00:26:28,306 --> 00:26:29,601 Yes, Sir. 388 00:26:29,635 --> 00:26:30,653 I see. 389 00:26:30,695 --> 00:26:33,302 And you would have no qualms about serving under her again, would you? 390 00:26:33,335 --> 00:26:35,320 I would serve under her anytime, Sir. 391 00:26:35,368 --> 00:26:36,441 Thanks. 392 00:26:40,436 --> 00:26:41,893 You could have said no. 393 00:26:41,926 --> 00:26:43,823 You didn't have to accept the invitation. 394 00:26:43,866 --> 00:26:46,091 I thought it was coming from both of you. 395 00:26:46,175 --> 00:26:47,621 Why would I invite you to bring some 396 00:26:47,655 --> 00:26:49,561 girl who's after you to Jodi's dinner party? 397 00:26:49,606 --> 00:26:51,653 I don't know. I thought it was something you decided. You know, 398 00:26:51,687 --> 00:26:53,531 you're the one that's with Jodi. 399 00:26:53,547 --> 00:26:54,883 I'm with 400 00:26:54,926 --> 00:26:57,132 whoever the fuck I'm with. No one. 401 00:26:57,168 --> 00:26:59,053 And you and I are just... 402 00:26:59,098 --> 00:27:01,653 we just have some kind of flameless? 403 00:27:01,697 --> 00:27:03,622 And you're okay with that? 404 00:27:03,657 --> 00:27:06,322 It's kind of a foregone conclusion, don't you think? 405 00:27:06,365 --> 00:27:08,741 No. No, it's not. Not for me. 406 00:27:13,596 --> 00:27:16,242 I don't want to break you and Jodi. 407 00:27:17,195 --> 00:27:20,660 That's not anything I want. I don't wanna be part of that. I... 408 00:27:21,236 --> 00:27:23,031 What if I want to? 409 00:27:24,008 --> 00:27:25,352 Do you? 410 00:27:27,087 --> 00:27:28,641 Look, I really, I don't... 411 00:27:30,967 --> 00:27:34,821 This is just I don't like who I am becoming right now and... 412 00:27:35,858 --> 00:27:37,471 and when I 413 00:27:37,505 --> 00:27:39,753 think about Angie, it's just... 414 00:27:39,756 --> 00:27:41,511 it, it's just... 415 00:27:41,547 --> 00:27:44,022 not behavior I want to model for our daughter. 416 00:27:49,315 --> 00:27:50,843 What do you wanna do? 417 00:27:57,568 --> 00:27:59,810 I think we should stop, 418 00:27:59,857 --> 00:28:01,381 you know, 419 00:28:01,885 --> 00:28:05,403 but I just think we should get some kind of clarity for us. I just... 420 00:28:07,597 --> 00:28:09,771 It's a good idea, yeah. 421 00:28:16,036 --> 00:28:20,012 Thank you for your testimony here today, Specialist Martinez. 422 00:28:20,055 --> 00:28:23,272 I just have a few more questions for clarification. 423 00:28:23,306 --> 00:28:26,613 This job reclassification, 424 00:28:26,645 --> 00:28:30,480 you said it was something that Captain Williams arranged for you? 425 00:28:30,525 --> 00:28:33,930 - Yes, Ma'am. - That's very fortunate for you. 426 00:28:33,966 --> 00:28:36,672 Not many reclassification requests are granted. 427 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:39,811 The military doesn't usually like to spend the time and money 428 00:28:39,857 --> 00:28:42,121 to retrain somebody for someone else's job 429 00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:44,140 when they're perfectly capable of doing the one 430 00:28:44,146 --> 00:28:46,043 to which they've already been assigned. 431 00:28:46,075 --> 00:28:49,111 Captain Williams must have felt very strongly about you 432 00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:50,873 to have granted that request. 433 00:28:51,276 --> 00:28:52,791 I don't know, Ma'am. 434 00:28:52,828 --> 00:28:55,471 Did you have a sexual relationship with Captain Williams? 435 00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:57,770 - No, Ma'am. - What sort of relationship did you have? 436 00:28:57,818 --> 00:28:59,970 She was my commanding officer, Ma'am. 437 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:03,681 Did she ever take you out to dinner? 438 00:29:03,726 --> 00:29:05,812 - No. - Put your arm around you? 439 00:29:06,986 --> 00:29:09,180 - Well, sure but... - Isn't it true that when 440 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:12,241 she put her arm around you, you knew she was a lesbian? 441 00:29:12,278 --> 00:29:13,682 No. I mean, 442 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:16,750 - I had heard rumors. - What kind of rumors? 443 00:29:17,336 --> 00:29:19,160 Some of the guys, they talk... 444 00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:21,391 It was generally believed, in your unit, 445 00:29:21,396 --> 00:29:24,750 that Captain Williams was a lesbian. Yes? 446 00:29:24,766 --> 00:29:28,831 - Some of the guys, they... - Specialist Martinez, yes or no. 447 00:29:28,877 --> 00:29:31,931 - Yes, Ma'am. - In that case, you must have felt 448 00:29:31,968 --> 00:29:34,910 uncomfortable to be receiving special treatment 449 00:29:34,948 --> 00:29:36,803 from Captain Williams? 450 00:29:36,836 --> 00:29:40,371 I mean, if she was a lesbian and you were receiving preferential treatment... 451 00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:44,173 Objection. Characterization of preferential treatment is unsupported. 452 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:45,693 Objection overruled. 453 00:29:45,737 --> 00:29:47,140 Witness may answer. 454 00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:52,572 Did you feel uncomfortable receiving attention from Captain Williams? 455 00:29:56,517 --> 00:29:58,993 I didn't want the others thinking I was... 456 00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:03,811 Yes. 457 00:30:03,847 --> 00:30:05,490 I was uncomfortable. 458 00:30:20,617 --> 00:30:22,380 How's it going? 459 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:25,340 Martinez folded. 460 00:30:27,065 --> 00:30:28,981 I'm sorry. It's... 461 00:30:29,907 --> 00:30:31,841 Do you know when they're gonna call me? 462 00:30:31,846 --> 00:30:34,682 You're their witness. I have no idea. 463 00:30:34,688 --> 00:30:37,312 Tasha, I'm not on her side. I don't want to be here. 464 00:30:37,385 --> 00:30:38,423 I know. 465 00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:41,722 I'm just sorry that you got pulled into this. 466 00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:50,422 It's okay. You can talk to one another. 467 00:30:50,467 --> 00:30:52,703 I was looking for you. 468 00:30:52,735 --> 00:30:54,480 Well, you found me. 469 00:30:54,516 --> 00:30:56,681 I came to tell you that we're out of time. 470 00:30:56,717 --> 00:30:58,900 You mean, I don't have to testify? 471 00:30:58,948 --> 00:31:00,893 Same time tomorrow. 472 00:31:21,018 --> 00:31:23,891 Niki, you look beautiful. 473 00:31:25,607 --> 00:31:27,962 Niki, do the smile. 474 00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,052 Adele, there she is. 475 00:31:45,098 --> 00:31:48,571 - Oh my God, she looks so beautiful. - She looks amazing. 476 00:31:48,618 --> 00:31:51,511 You see that woman over there in the blue dress? 477 00:31:52,575 --> 00:31:55,220 She's banned. Meke sure she doesn't get into that theater. 478 00:31:55,256 --> 00:31:56,511 Got it? 479 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:57,770 Yeah, I'll take care of it. 480 00:32:00,008 --> 00:32:01,810 - "Maresia" by Monica Freire - 481 00:32:04,196 --> 00:32:07,200 - Hi! - Hi Jodi, how are you? Sorry we're late. 482 00:32:07,247 --> 00:32:09,770 I had a meeting to go over the next week's work. 483 00:32:11,116 --> 00:32:14,861 - Do you want something to drink? - Uh... wine would be great. 484 00:32:14,906 --> 00:32:17,371 Uh, no, thank you. I don't drink when I'm shooting. 485 00:32:17,418 --> 00:32:19,373 I'd think you would need a stiff drink 486 00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:22,852 after being mired in Jenny's masturbatory opus all day long. 487 00:32:26,085 --> 00:32:28,841 Uh, this is Amy and Melinda. This is 488 00:32:28,888 --> 00:32:31,850 Tina and this is Sam. 489 00:32:31,895 --> 00:32:33,081 This is Molly. 490 00:32:38,348 --> 00:32:39,902 Hi, what's up? 491 00:32:43,478 --> 00:32:45,393 - Excuse me, Miss. - Yes? 492 00:32:45,438 --> 00:32:47,830 I'm going to have to ask you to leave the premises. 493 00:32:49,155 --> 00:32:52,123 Well, excuse me, Mister, 494 00:32:52,158 --> 00:32:53,731 but I actually 495 00:32:53,766 --> 00:32:55,642 have a ticket. 496 00:32:55,677 --> 00:32:57,691 Excuse me! 497 00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:04,130 Just text her. 498 00:33:05,015 --> 00:33:06,593 I don't like you. 499 00:33:07,927 --> 00:33:09,910 It will just take one second, okay? 500 00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:25,801 She's not gonna get that. You've gotta go in there 501 00:33:25,847 --> 00:33:28,263 - and tell her we're here. - I'm gonna go inside, I'm gonna tell her. 502 00:33:28,305 --> 00:33:30,702 She's gonna insist that they let you in. This is a huge 503 00:33:30,738 --> 00:33:32,982 - dumb mistake. Okay? - Yeah. 504 00:33:33,018 --> 00:33:35,070 - Two seconds. - I feel like an asshole, but... 505 00:33:35,157 --> 00:33:36,201 Don't! 506 00:33:52,325 --> 00:33:55,523 So you're the cameraman for Jenny's movie? 507 00:33:55,558 --> 00:33:57,991 Oh, the Director of Photography. Yeah. 508 00:33:58,026 --> 00:34:02,110 That must be pretty unusual, to have a woman doing that job. 509 00:34:02,147 --> 00:34:05,231 There are about as many female DPs in Hollywood 510 00:34:05,238 --> 00:34:07,233 as there are women in Congress. 511 00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:08,843 We were lucky to get Sam. 512 00:34:11,088 --> 00:34:13,200 Yes, Richard is a really nice guy, 513 00:34:13,236 --> 00:34:15,351 and he loves me so much, but 514 00:34:15,385 --> 00:34:17,091 it's just not enough. 515 00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,662 The problem is, I just... 516 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:22,962 don't give the shit how much he loves me. I mean, we don't have that 517 00:34:23,005 --> 00:34:25,270 thing, you know, the... 518 00:34:25,776 --> 00:34:28,002 - Zsuss. - Right. 519 00:34:28,035 --> 00:34:30,320 No zsuss, no spark, no 520 00:34:31,565 --> 00:34:33,843 - thing. - Got it. 521 00:34:35,545 --> 00:34:37,203 Do you want a cigarette? 522 00:34:37,247 --> 00:34:40,320 - I'm trying to quit. - Yeah, me too. 523 00:34:40,357 --> 00:34:42,942 - But I can quit tomorrow. - Me too. 524 00:35:09,597 --> 00:35:11,520 This is delicious. 525 00:35:11,565 --> 00:35:13,082 What it's called? 526 00:35:14,778 --> 00:35:18,360 B-I-S-T-E-Y-A. 527 00:35:19,395 --> 00:35:21,103 This is bisteya. 528 00:35:21,805 --> 00:35:23,552 And you made it? It's amazing. 529 00:35:23,587 --> 00:35:26,223 I'm sorry. We didn't mean to exclude you. 530 00:35:26,255 --> 00:35:29,013 - Yes, you did. - No, we didn't. 531 00:35:29,046 --> 00:35:30,612 - Yes, she did. - Uh, what did you say? 532 00:35:30,647 --> 00:35:32,852 Nothing. 533 00:35:33,956 --> 00:35:35,522 Where's the bathroom? 534 00:35:44,565 --> 00:35:48,032 Has Jodi ever made you an Indian dinner? 535 00:35:48,066 --> 00:35:49,442 No. 536 00:35:50,027 --> 00:35:51,920 Too bad. 537 00:35:52,437 --> 00:35:56,442 Well, it's just as well because Bette hates Indian food. 538 00:35:57,046 --> 00:35:59,070 Well, I didn't before we... 539 00:35:59,685 --> 00:36:01,663 we went to India and 540 00:36:01,685 --> 00:36:03,412 I got really sick there. 541 00:36:04,148 --> 00:36:07,133 Yeah. She lost ten pounds. 542 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,322 She was so weak, I practically had to carry her through Jaipur. 543 00:36:16,067 --> 00:36:18,210 - I know your deal. - No, you don't. 544 00:36:18,258 --> 00:36:22,030 I do. You're thinking: "Here's this stupid little straight girl 545 00:36:22,076 --> 00:36:25,141 who doesn't know who she is or what she wants to do with her life" 546 00:36:25,248 --> 00:36:27,582 and you're just going to sit there and be charming until I sleep with you. 547 00:36:28,218 --> 00:36:30,190 I think nothing of the sort. 548 00:36:31,226 --> 00:36:32,863 - Really? - Really. 549 00:36:32,905 --> 00:36:34,573 You don't want to sleep with me. 550 00:36:36,086 --> 00:36:38,133 - No. - Why not?! 551 00:36:39,068 --> 00:36:42,100 Jesus God! Um... 552 00:36:42,505 --> 00:36:44,670 Well, to be honest, I thought about it. 553 00:36:44,707 --> 00:36:47,072 But I came to the conclusion that 554 00:36:47,075 --> 00:36:50,723 if it was to happen, you would probably freak out afterwards and then you'd 555 00:36:50,756 --> 00:36:54,260 most like go running back to your boyfriend for months. 556 00:36:54,307 --> 00:36:56,851 And then I'd be stuck in the cold with 557 00:36:58,558 --> 00:37:01,020 nothing but the distant memory of 558 00:37:01,065 --> 00:37:03,750 mediocre sex. And I'd 559 00:37:03,797 --> 00:37:07,313 - be out of cigarettes. - Just cigarettes. And I'm not mediocre in bed. 560 00:37:08,068 --> 00:37:09,521 I didn't say anything. 561 00:37:09,568 --> 00:37:11,011 I don't know. 562 00:37:11,055 --> 00:37:13,711 Whatever this weird psychology is you're using, 563 00:37:13,745 --> 00:37:15,463 that's not gonna work either. 564 00:37:21,066 --> 00:37:22,492 Listen. 565 00:37:22,537 --> 00:37:25,111 I'm not trying to do anything, I swear. I just 566 00:37:25,126 --> 00:37:28,233 like talking to you. I like you. 567 00:37:28,277 --> 00:37:30,830 I have no tricks up my sleeve. 568 00:37:30,865 --> 00:37:32,562 it is what it is. 569 00:37:40,505 --> 00:37:42,163 Was that bad? 570 00:37:44,117 --> 00:37:45,793 It's a bad idea. 571 00:38:04,035 --> 00:38:06,303 Can, can you take me home? 572 00:38:06,346 --> 00:38:07,823 Please? 573 00:38:11,587 --> 00:38:14,563 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. That was 574 00:38:14,596 --> 00:38:17,000 a bad idea, and I just, uh, I think, look, 575 00:38:17,047 --> 00:38:19,670 if you could just take me back to my mother's house, but.. 576 00:38:19,705 --> 00:38:21,632 I'm sorry, I... 577 00:38:23,588 --> 00:38:25,013 I told you. 578 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:29,980 Come on. 579 00:38:38,598 --> 00:38:40,121 Alright people. It's about to start. 580 00:38:40,158 --> 00:38:41,781 If you've got your passes, let's go. 581 00:38:45,147 --> 00:38:48,561 Nobody who shouldn't be on that set is gonna get on the set, I promise you. 582 00:38:48,608 --> 00:38:50,643 - That's very good. - Yeah. 583 00:38:51,455 --> 00:38:53,400 Hang on one sec. Excuse me. 584 00:39:16,557 --> 00:39:17,812 - "B-A-B-Y" by The Brunettes - 585 00:39:17,845 --> 00:39:19,540 Where'd everybody go? 586 00:39:20,998 --> 00:39:24,023 Jodi took them up to the rooftop to show them her sculpture. 587 00:39:24,067 --> 00:39:26,432 Molly went home with Shane. 588 00:39:27,038 --> 00:39:29,243 Shane told me to say goodbye to you. 589 00:39:41,537 --> 00:39:44,760 This is really one of the most excruciating things I've been through. 590 00:39:55,096 --> 00:39:57,363 I think we should go see Dan. 591 00:39:58,367 --> 00:40:02,341 - Dan Foxworthy? - He knows us better than anyone. 592 00:40:02,388 --> 00:40:06,022 He can help us figure out what the hell we're doing. 593 00:40:07,616 --> 00:40:10,943 That was incredible. Thank you for showing us. 594 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:18,102 You guys should check out Jodi's sculpture up there. It's amazing. 595 00:40:18,145 --> 00:40:20,021 I know. It's beautiful. 596 00:40:21,558 --> 00:40:24,522 - Do you wanna get going? I should really... - Oh yeah, 597 00:40:24,566 --> 00:40:26,752 - I need to get up so early. - Yeah. 598 00:40:28,357 --> 00:40:30,550 Thank you for dinner. It was so nice to meet you. 599 00:40:30,588 --> 00:40:32,102 So nice to meet you too. 600 00:40:43,526 --> 00:40:47,192 Hey, Niki, you should kiss Greg. They'll love it. 601 00:41:14,277 --> 00:41:16,102 There you are. 602 00:41:18,087 --> 00:41:22,342 Did you see that? Niki just kissed Greg. 603 00:41:23,705 --> 00:41:26,881 Jenny, don't... Don't let that upset you, okay? 604 00:41:26,915 --> 00:41:28,930 Look, there are photographers everywhere. 605 00:41:30,688 --> 00:41:33,641 - Yeah. - They probably made her do that, okay? 606 00:41:34,217 --> 00:41:36,281 Just don't be upset. 607 00:41:36,317 --> 00:41:38,572 - Can we go home? - Yeah, let's go. 608 00:41:45,577 --> 00:41:47,943 Major Dorough, could you please explain 609 00:41:47,978 --> 00:41:50,323 the significance of this website? 610 00:41:50,367 --> 00:41:52,710 It's owned by Alice Pieszecki, Colonel. 611 00:41:52,748 --> 00:41:56,341 She does a podcast on a talk on being a lesbian. 612 00:41:56,375 --> 00:42:00,520 She interviews other lesbians about their sexlives 613 00:42:00,567 --> 00:42:02,943 and talks about her own sex life. 614 00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:06,453 So, Alice Pieszecki, the woman named in two of the complaints 615 00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:10,742 against Captain Williams, is a self-prophest lesbian? 616 00:42:10,775 --> 00:42:12,190 Yes, Ma'am, that's correct. 617 00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:14,791 And 618 00:42:14,828 --> 00:42:16,443 this chart? 619 00:42:16,487 --> 00:42:18,480 It's a chart of all the lesbians she knows 620 00:42:18,525 --> 00:42:20,563 who have had sex with one another. 621 00:42:22,496 --> 00:42:25,583 - Who've had sex with one another? - Yes, Ma'am. 622 00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:27,962 It's not my chart, Colonel. 623 00:42:27,996 --> 00:42:29,780 If you know what I mean. 624 00:42:30,466 --> 00:42:33,790 Yes, thank you Major Dorough. I think we all know what you mean. 625 00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:37,123 - Nothing further. - Your witness, Captain Beech. 626 00:42:37,828 --> 00:42:39,332 Major Dorough, 627 00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:44,671 has Captain Williams' name appeared anywhere in either the Chart 628 00:42:44,706 --> 00:42:46,462 - or the website? - No, but... 629 00:42:46,498 --> 00:42:47,801 Thank you, Sir. 630 00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:49,941 No further questions. 631 00:42:52,517 --> 00:42:54,860 Do you swear, Miss, to tell the truth, 632 00:42:54,898 --> 00:42:58,350 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? So, help you God... 633 00:42:58,397 --> 00:42:59,713 I do. 634 00:43:04,557 --> 00:43:07,153 It's nice to see you again Ms. Pieszecki. 635 00:43:08,025 --> 00:43:09,890 I wish I could say the same. 636 00:43:11,287 --> 00:43:13,820 I saw you on television the other day... 637 00:43:13,856 --> 00:43:15,190 On "The Look". 638 00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:17,300 It was fun, very entertaining. 639 00:43:17,307 --> 00:43:18,793 I'd never seen it before. 640 00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:22,750 So, you are a lesbian, Miss Pieszecki? 641 00:43:23,307 --> 00:43:25,020 Last time I checked. 642 00:43:25,065 --> 00:43:27,710 How long have you known Captain Williams? 643 00:43:28,228 --> 00:43:30,513 I don't know. Maybe a year. I'm not sure. 644 00:43:30,556 --> 00:43:32,990 How would you describe your relationship? 645 00:43:33,035 --> 00:43:34,502 We're friends. 646 00:43:34,547 --> 00:43:37,103 And that doesn't make Tasha a lesbian. 647 00:43:39,018 --> 00:43:43,233 I didn't ask if Captain Williams is a lesbian, Alice. 648 00:43:43,646 --> 00:43:46,332 You might want to stick with the questions I ask. 649 00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:50,052 Do you know many people in the military? 650 00:43:50,097 --> 00:43:51,301 No. 651 00:43:51,346 --> 00:43:55,242 Well, I'm curious then. How is it someone like yourself 652 00:43:55,278 --> 00:43:57,622 can meet someone like Captain Williams? 653 00:43:57,667 --> 00:44:00,581 We met through mutual friends... 654 00:44:00,617 --> 00:44:03,280 - at a gathering. - A lesbian gathering? 655 00:44:04,005 --> 00:44:05,393 No. 656 00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:08,833 Have you had sexual relations with Captain Williams? 657 00:44:14,048 --> 00:44:15,673 You know what? 658 00:44:16,406 --> 00:44:19,161 This whole thing, this whole thing is a crock. 659 00:44:19,595 --> 00:44:21,332 It's a frickin' witch hunt. 660 00:44:22,346 --> 00:44:24,390 I mean, you're trying to say 661 00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:27,303 Tasha's a lesbian because of her association with me. 662 00:44:27,336 --> 00:44:29,653 With lame, trumped up evidence. 663 00:44:29,696 --> 00:44:31,691 I'm sorry, but I could just as easily say 664 00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:33,781 that I think you're a lesbian, Colonel Davis. 665 00:44:33,817 --> 00:44:36,820 With the propensity to engage in homosexual conduct. 666 00:44:36,857 --> 00:44:38,971 Because of the way you looked at me in the hallway yesterday. 667 00:44:39,015 --> 00:44:41,692 - That is enough, Ms. Pieszecki. - All I have to do 668 00:44:41,736 --> 00:44:45,330 is establish that you know a lesbian, one lesbian, 669 00:44:45,377 --> 00:44:47,581 and maybe you had lunch with her once. 670 00:44:47,677 --> 00:44:49,391 I bet there aren't a lot of women who wear that uniform 671 00:44:49,428 --> 00:44:52,051 who haven't eaten out with a lesbian in their time. 672 00:44:52,097 --> 00:44:54,122 I'd like to request a 15 minute recess 673 00:44:54,128 --> 00:44:56,981 to let Ms. Pieszecki collect herself. 674 00:44:57,016 --> 00:44:59,642 Yes. We'll take a 15 minute recess. 675 00:44:59,677 --> 00:45:03,193 I'm okay. I mean, if you wanna keep... 676 00:45:04,117 --> 00:45:05,573 Did I say something? 677 00:45:21,586 --> 00:45:23,580 What you were trying to pull in there?! 678 00:45:23,617 --> 00:45:25,141 I wasn't trying to pull anything. 679 00:45:25,185 --> 00:45:27,890 - Don't play games with me, Alice. - I'm not! 680 00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:29,323 Okay, here's the deal. 681 00:45:29,357 --> 00:45:32,080 I'm gonna need something from you. Some kind of assurance 682 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:34,381 that I don't have to watch my back. 683 00:45:35,016 --> 00:45:37,483 Okay, I'm listening. What? 684 00:45:37,516 --> 00:45:40,013 Tell your friend Captain Williams to play by the rules 685 00:45:40,046 --> 00:45:43,613 when she gets on the stand. I'm going to ask her about Private Brown. 686 00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:46,290 She just has to tell the story, matter-offact. 687 00:45:47,007 --> 00:45:49,230 The one about Brown seeing us at the race track. 688 00:45:49,277 --> 00:45:53,252 And twisted an innocent day out with friends into a sordid escapade 689 00:45:53,256 --> 00:45:55,643 so that he could make his trumped up charges. 690 00:45:56,437 --> 00:45:58,970 And I'll never have to see you again? 691 00:45:59,786 --> 00:46:01,602 No, you will 692 00:46:01,648 --> 00:46:03,511 never hear from me again. 693 00:46:03,546 --> 00:46:05,562 I won't be calling you back on the stand, 694 00:46:05,595 --> 00:46:08,373 and I won't be discussing this with Captain Beech. 695 00:46:08,407 --> 00:46:12,403 So you have about five minutes to do what you need to do before we resume. 696 00:46:17,447 --> 00:46:18,692 Oh my God! 697 00:46:35,808 --> 00:46:38,462 - Look, you have to listen to this. - What? What are you doing? 698 00:46:39,495 --> 00:46:41,481 - I think you might walk out of this. - What?! 699 00:46:41,525 --> 00:46:44,582 Yeah. Davis is terrified I'm going to out her. She says 700 00:46:44,615 --> 00:46:47,083 she doesn't want to have to watch her back. So she just made a deal with me. 701 00:46:48,598 --> 00:46:51,100 She said, all you have to do is tell the Brow story, 702 00:46:51,145 --> 00:46:53,413 and say you believe in their bullshit code of honor, whatever, 703 00:46:53,446 --> 00:46:55,383 and she's gonna recommend you for retention. 704 00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:57,390 - She's gonna let me off? - I don't know. 705 00:46:57,425 --> 00:46:58,881 Captain Williams! 706 00:46:58,925 --> 00:47:01,703 - The hearing will resume in 5 minutes. - I gotta go. 707 00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:03,052 Okay, good luck. 708 00:47:09,588 --> 00:47:11,893 One final question, Captain Williams. 709 00:47:11,926 --> 00:47:13,751 Why did you enter the military? 710 00:47:13,798 --> 00:47:16,160 I come from a military family. 711 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:19,120 My father served, and his father before him. 712 00:47:19,156 --> 00:47:21,623 I feel a strong sense of duty to serve my country. 713 00:47:21,648 --> 00:47:23,591 It's what I've always wanted to do, Sir. 714 00:47:23,636 --> 00:47:24,872 Thank you. 715 00:47:25,596 --> 00:47:28,591 - No further questions. - Recorder, your witness. 716 00:47:30,877 --> 00:47:35,302 Captain Williams, what is your relationship to Private Jack Brown? 717 00:47:35,336 --> 00:47:38,843 Private Brown was a soldier serving under my command. 718 00:47:38,887 --> 00:47:41,591 Does he hold a grudge against you for any reason? 719 00:47:41,637 --> 00:47:44,531 He was upset with me when I recommended Specialist Martinez 720 00:47:44,566 --> 00:47:46,980 for the Human Resources job instead of him. 721 00:47:47,026 --> 00:47:50,713 It's been alleged that you gave preferential treatment to Martinez 722 00:47:50,745 --> 00:47:54,181 because you were hopeful of a more intimate relationship? 723 00:47:54,228 --> 00:47:55,490 That is not true. 724 00:47:55,538 --> 00:47:58,213 I recommended Specialist Martinez for reclassification 725 00:47:58,245 --> 00:48:00,631 because she has a superior service record. 726 00:48:00,676 --> 00:48:03,973 She has two commendations and she's disciplined and hard-working. 727 00:48:04,016 --> 00:48:06,042 Brown wasn't qualified, Ma'am. 728 00:48:06,078 --> 00:48:09,393 Do you think Brown brought these charges against you in retaliation? 729 00:48:09,437 --> 00:48:11,321 Yes, I do believe that. 730 00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:14,343 Does the military represent the ideals and morals 731 00:48:14,386 --> 00:48:16,002 by which you live your life? 732 00:48:16,036 --> 00:48:18,082 Yes, absolutely, Ma'am. 733 00:48:18,115 --> 00:48:21,980 You're aware, Captain, that our armed services are strained for 734 00:48:22,027 --> 00:48:24,622 qualified, dedicated officers, 735 00:48:24,657 --> 00:48:27,702 - especially on the front lines. - I'm aware of that, Ma'am. 736 00:48:27,735 --> 00:48:30,861 One last question... Do you agree that the military codes of conduct 737 00:48:30,897 --> 00:48:34,153 to be strictly adhered to, at all times? 738 00:48:35,056 --> 00:48:37,001 I always have. 739 00:48:37,596 --> 00:48:39,330 Until now. 740 00:48:41,577 --> 00:48:42,843 I'm sorry? 741 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:51,561 One of the things that's asked of us when we go to the front lines 742 00:48:51,608 --> 00:48:55,623 is that we be prepared to be separated from the people that we love. 743 00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:58,193 And we ask it of them, too. We ask them to go 744 00:48:58,236 --> 00:49:00,160 and let us fight for their freedom, 745 00:49:00,205 --> 00:49:02,010 maybe to never come home. 746 00:49:02,048 --> 00:49:04,680 And when we do come home, we feel blessed. 747 00:49:05,146 --> 00:49:07,562 It seems so wrong now 748 00:49:07,597 --> 00:49:11,891 to have my personal freedom denied to me within my own country. 749 00:49:12,576 --> 00:49:15,920 It seems wrong to watch the person that I love 750 00:49:15,966 --> 00:49:19,502 be interrogated like a criminal when she did nothing wrong. 751 00:49:19,547 --> 00:49:21,800 Person you love. 752 00:49:22,596 --> 00:49:25,380 To whom are you referring, Captain Williams? 753 00:49:25,388 --> 00:49:28,041 Alice Pieszecki, Colonel. 754 00:49:37,596 --> 00:49:38,721 Wait! 755 00:49:42,736 --> 00:49:46,182 What happens? Did you win? You look happy. 756 00:49:46,226 --> 00:49:47,952 I did. I won. 757 00:49:49,597 --> 00:49:52,001 I'm really glad for you. Really. 758 00:49:52,046 --> 00:49:54,853 So, what happened in there? 759 00:49:55,646 --> 00:49:57,363 I told them I loved you. 760 00:49:59,645 --> 00:50:01,381 Hey, there. 761 00:50:06,006 --> 00:50:08,172 Williams, you're gonna be missed around here. 762 00:50:08,205 --> 00:50:09,880 Good bye. 763 00:50:13,815 --> 00:50:16,030 It's a shame, Captain Williams. 764 00:50:16,455 --> 00:50:19,041 Personal freedom is an enviable thing. 765 00:50:19,077 --> 00:50:20,891 But personal sacrifice 766 00:50:20,927 --> 00:50:24,231 to ensure that many more Americans can enjoy their freedom... 767 00:50:24,268 --> 00:50:26,210 That's the nobler cause. 768 00:50:29,505 --> 00:50:30,882 Good luck to you. 769 00:50:38,025 --> 00:50:40,802 - "Little By Little" by Dusty Springfield - 770 00:51:10,065 --> 00:51:12,623 titelilie www.forom.com 771 00:51:12,673 --> 00:51:17,223 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59881

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