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You're not gonna shoot the pee stream, are ya?
I might.
So just keep on going.
I'm ovulating.
Oh my God! I'm ovulating!
Honey! Bev, come here!
Where do I enter from?
Where your mark is.
I'm excited! You're ovulating!
Okay, so then I look at the stick and I kiss her.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm fine with all that.
But then it says that I "F" her against the sink.
I just...
I'm not really sure what that means.
Really?
Okay.
That's why we're rehearsing to work out all this stuff.
- Can you hold my cup? - Sure.
Okay, so this is what I want you to do. Can I just be you?
Okay, so, you are going to
look at her and you're gonna take her and you're gonna
pull her against the sink. Bam!
And you're gonna
look at her with passion
and then you... Don't worry, I won't kiss you.
You're gonna take her, and you're gonna kiss her,
with tongue...
and then I want you to reach down,
and then I want you to finger-fuck her,
and give her the best fucking orgasm ever.
Go for it.
Oh, you mean with my hand.
Yeah.
Unless you have some other apparati I don't know about.
I'm excited. You're ovulating!
I'm ovulating.
Let's make a baby.
Passion! That's okay.
Wow! It looks like you guys are in sort doing like a dance.
- You need to see my hand? - I'd like to.
It might be nice
if you look like you're actually giving her pleasure,
rather than moving furniture.
You know, that looks,
that looks like you're sewing up a hole in her jean. Yeah.
I don't really know what I'm supposed to be doing.
Neither do I.
Step away. Move away from her.
Just step away from each other. Adele,
can you schedule time
for me and the other actors that have sex scenes?
You guys really don't know how to fuck women, do you?
You guys are gonna learn how to fuck.
I'm gonna get a lesbian sex coach to teach you.
Please.
That would be great.
What can we do for you?
- "Piece of My Love" by Debby Holiday -
I'd love to talk to you two,
if you don't mind.
My girlfriend and I are listening.
Good. Do you wanna... do you wanna grab a table?
No.
I came here to apologize.
I didn't meant any disrespect. Not towards you,
or to your relationship. I apologize.
And I'm sorry for the way I treated you when you came into my house.
I was just a little, uh...
I wasn't me that night.
So I'd like to make peace.
And if there's anything I can do to
even the playing field...
Well, there is just one thing I can think of.
Jenny Schecter, she's your roomate, right?
My best friend and my roomate, why?
Well,
come closer, I won't bite.
Get her to use SheBar as the location in her big Hollywood lesbo movie.
- I don't know, Dawn. That's... - What, what?
Are you too small time, Shane? Just a little low hairdresser?
If I recall, I never said I was big time to begin with, did I?
No.
Alright.
I'll ask her. I can't promise you. But I'll ask her.
You know, you make that happen,
we might be talking détente.
- Alright. - See ya.
Oh, oh, just one more thing.
I knew there would be with you.
It has to be called SheBar in the movie.
Not the Pluto Cafe or
whatever the stupid thing was called that's supposed to be The Planet.
- What? - SheBar is such a better location.
I can't believe they were going to pay $50,000 a day
for that wannabe Peach Pit of a shithole.
You're too much.
- I can't do it. - What?
What can't you do, Shane?
Other than make my girlfriend come?
I didn't realize that's what you wanted.
- I can't do it. - Of course that's what we want!
Get to my friend, man!
You have problems with me, you stay with me.
You don't fuck over my friend! I'm sure she's not gonna fuck them over for you!
So pointless.
Now, I'm just gonna have to put your friend out of business the old fashion way.
Is that... Is that a threat?
Are you still talking? Are you still here?
Oh, that's another threat. Dawn!
It is so on! You're fucked.
What?
Call me.
Here is all your stuff.
I'll get the suitcase back to you.
Did you want to come in and see if I forgot anything?
I trust you.
That's bullshit. You don't trust me.
I trust you.
We're just not good for each other.
I'm really sorry that I
fucked your life up.
I was gay long before I ever met you.
Anyway, Brown, he had in it for me. So,
I'm sure he would have found something.
So I heard you got offered some
big talk-show or something?
- What is it? "The Look"? - No.
They're just interested. I still have to audition.
They're looking for a replacement for Kelly Corrigan.
- Wow, that's great. - I don't know if I'm gonna do it though.
- If I want to be, you know, the replacement dyke. - Oh, come on.
No, you know, 'cause they want me to be out and
flamboyant and audacious, and...
you know, it's on national television.
I don't know if I want to be gay for the whole world.
This is why we're not good for each other.
Why would you think twice about something like this?
It's like a dream come true for you.
You don't know what I dream of.
You're right. I'm gonna go.
- "Love and Affection" by Joan Armatrading -
- Can I come in? - Hey!
Kit and Angie, they're not gonna be back from Dysneyland for a couple of hours.
I came early.
I hope you don't mind.
No, it's fine.
Are you having a diner party or something?
No, this is just for Angie.
I wanted to figure before you got here.
Told Kit not to let her eat a lot of crap from Disneyland.
Oh yeah, right.
It looks fancy. What are you making?
Oh, it's just fried chicken and vegetables also.
It smells amazing.
Did Jodi teach you how to cook? I heard she's a great cooker.
Actually,
no, I taught myself.
I sometimes cook for me and Angie when we're alone.
It makes me feel like we, you know, make a family. I enjoy it.
I'll have to cook for you sometime.
Bette...
Turn around...
Look, I know that you don't want to hurt Jodi...
No, I don't.
Why are we doing this?
Shhh.
Oh, wait.
Don't.
Spread your legs.
Why are you talking dirty to me?
You're so wet.
I just wanna fuck you.
Thank you very much. So Jenny, we have one more possiblity
for Bev and Nina's house. It's in Keats.
Where the fuck is she?
Well, I don't really care that it's a saturday.
Can you tell her that I'm working on saturday because of her?
Alright. I want you to give her a message for me, okay?
I want you to tell her that it's not gonna work.
All right? Vancouver doesn't pass as L.A.
And I am not gonna shoot here in this waterlogged, provincial little city.
And it's a complete waste of my time to come here
when I should have been back in L.A.
prepping for my first day of shooting on monday.
- Alright? - Jenny, actually,
there's been lots of shows that have been shot up here successfully.
So, if you wanna take a look at the location...
Can you please also tell her
that I don't appreciate her sending her studio
fucking nark to spy on me and tell me
that black is white.
Okay? Right.
I hope you know I have absolutely nothing to gain
- by convincing you to shoot in Vancouver. - Good. Because I'm not.
And when the studio pulls the plug on your movie
because you're out of the budget,
I'll have another job tomorrow.
Can you please open up the door? Hey!
I don't...!
I want you to know
that I don't think you should be in this industry.
I don't think that you know how to deal with artists.
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Williams just texted you back.
- What? - Okay, listen.
What is this Vancouver folly? Of course we're shooting L.A. for L.A.
I just secure the bond financing this place.
Aaron knows. So see you on set monday morning. XO, XO, William.
That's right, Sally!
I'm so excited! I am so happy.
When did I text him?
I don't remember doing that.
I feel like I'm going crazy.
- When did I text him? - Listen, I hope you don't mind, but I just,
I took the liberty.
- What do you mean? - Because I saw how unhappy you were.
And so, I texted him myself.
I think that we need to celebrate.
Okay. Alright. What do you wanna do?
That's what I wanna do.
And the next thing I'm gonna do
is to take you shopping.
You are so beautiful, okay? And I can see
that you're hiding behind those glasses.
If I may be so bored, I just...
There's so much to do. We start shooting on monday
and you have to approve the costume we've done,
you've got to finish out listing, there's
- there's a ton of things to do. - You know what?
I'm gonna take you shopping.
- Sally? - Jenny.
I have a job for you.
I want you to take us to a place where
fashionable vancouverists shop
'cause I'm gonna transform my lovely assistant.
Joyce's here to see you.
Send her in, please.
Hello, Phyllis.
Joyce,
I know it's presemptious of me to call you.
And I'm not really expecting too much sympathy.
I was just wandering...
Maybe you could give me some advice, make a recommandation...
I think we hit back with a countersuit.
Leonard needs to know that you're not just gonna roll over and gift him
with everything you've worked so hard for all these years.
I mean, he's got balls, I give him that.
And his attorney Joey Manhohand, he's no slouch either.
So, luckily for you, I've got a trick or two in my own.
- You wanna represent me? - Phyllis, you hired me to represent you,
and then you fired me so we could make sweet love.
And then you broke my heart.
So, the way I see it, you're down a lawyer; I'm down a job.
Joyce, I didn't actually expect you to represent me.
I was hoping for a recommandation, for somebody else...
Phyllis, I'm the best in the business.
I win cases. It's what I do.
And I got a bum deal here. So I'm not gonna walk away from
a sweet piece of business just because we didn't work out as lovers.
In fact,
I think you kinda owe me this one.
- "Pull Shapes" by The Pipettes -
Can I help you to find something?
Yeah, you know, I was wondering if you had anything any lower pricely dress.
Oh, what price do you have in mind?
- 25, 30... - Excuse me?
- She's kidding. - Hello.
Hello. Adele, this is Emile, a personal shopper here.
This is Adele, my assistant.
- Emile? - It's alright?
Yes. Please start ???
And you, come here, I wanna show you some Chanel.
I don't know. Do you like it?
Yeah. But what about, what about the fancy shoes?
You could wear the shoes on your first day.
- It's so expensive. - Adele,
really. The thing is we're making a film about fashionable lesbians,
you know, so we have to be fashionable and
we were here doing research?
Wait, this is coming out of the wardrobe budget?
Shh...
We should get you some jeans now, because,
um, Adele,
the appliqué on the back of your jeans
was declared an abomination by the Geneva Convention.
We've got to burn them after we buy new ones!
- Look. - Oh wow!
Well, it's, it's David Yourman,
and maybe you're getting a bit carried away here. This is quite expensive.
Oh, no, no, not for me. It's for Niki.
You know, just a little, a little gift to the start of the production.
Okay, we'll take it.
- You know, Adele... - Yeah?
...you are the only one that knows about Niki and me.
I know, I know. And discretion is imperative.
The only reason I told you is that so you can protect us.
I'll make sure that nobody has the slightest inkling.
Oh yeah. I mean, the thing is,
if the other actors knew,
that would just cause so much drama,
so much jealousy on set, you know?
I know.
I mean, everyone always falls in love with the director.
Oh my God! You look beautiful.
- Thanks. - Do you like it?
I love it. Thank you. I love it. I love it. I love it!
You know what?
I think we're gonna wait 'til we get back to L.A. to do your hair.
I think only Shane should be touching your hair.
Good morning, sweet pea.
Are you hungry? Do we make pancakes?
Let me go check and see what we have. Okay?
I'll go look.
Oh oh... We're out of milk.
I know what we should do.
What if we call mama B
to see if she wants to have breakfeast with us.
That looks like a good idea?
What do you think?
Yeah? Let's call mama B?
Do you wanna come sit with me?
Let's call mama B and see if she wants to go to the Planet and have pancakes.
Do you want some pancakes?
I would love to have breakfeast with you and Angie, but um...
- Yeah, right, of course. - Tina, wait...
I think we're gonna have to pass on breakfeast.
Yeah, it's a really sweet idea.
But, yeah. Give Angie a kiss for me.
Don't you wanna go out for breakfeast?
I'm kind in the mood to go out.
If you are in the mood to go out... You know what?
I would really just
like to sit in my garden
and read the newspaper.
But if you want to go to The Planet
and do another podcast, then that would be great.
I said I was just joking.
And I said I was sorry, too.
Are you gonna go on punishing me forever?
I'm sorry.
I'm just...
I'm just stressed.
Do you wanna go see some art?
It can help you to relax.
Or maybe we could go to the beach.
Towards up the coast, to Suma.
I think I just
I just need a little sunday alone time, that's all.
Just to get ready for the week. I mean, apart from everything else,
I have to appear before the Board and tell them
what I'm gonna do about what Justin's done with
- the gun on his head. - What are you going to tell them?
I really don't know.
I'm so glad you guys met me here. I was feeling really lonely.
Oh my God! That's why you called Shane!
Well, ladies, that's what friends are for. What can I say?
But we're still going to Phyllis' house tonight, right?
- Yeah. - Is uh, Bette gonna be there?
I thought you guys were getting along lately.
Yeah, yeah. It's not a problem. Is Tasha coming?
It's over, Tina!
Do I look like I wanna talk about it?
Come on, this is crazy. You two are so in love.
It doesn't always matter.
I know, but can't you just talk to her or...
Didn't I say I don't wanna talk about it?
Yep?
You still wanna meet at the Planet?
I'm here already.
With Alice and Shane.
Well I really...
I really wanna see you, Tina.
Well, I can't right now.
Well, what about tonight? I don't, I don't have any plans.
I'm actually going to your boss' house.
Puppy! Puppy!
- Bette, I'm gonna have to call you back. - Those are freaking puppies!
But I don't have rats.
It's impossible. I have the cleanest establishment this side...
"Until further notice". Come on!
I haven't seen that many creatures since we shut down "Bowie's Pizza".
What we're asking for is to clear all that, M'am.
Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Shit! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
How did this fucking happen?
I have a theory.
- "Leader of the Pack" by The Shangri-Las -
What a party, huh?
I thought you were doing anything tonight.
I wasn't.
Where is Jodi? Is she here?
No. She didn't want to do
a work thing, and Phyllis is work for us.
Right.
Do you want to get out of here?
You gonna dance in your black bra?
You know I was thinking about it,
but I just don't need one. Thank God.
- Where is Tina? - I don't know.
- Maybe she scored. I don't... - You think?
It's getting good, huh?
What?
- Who's that? - I don't know.
She's cute.
Mother!
I can't stay too long.
I have to be on set at 7 o'clock in the morning.
Yeah, I know.
So this thing is
really going through. I mean, Jenny's gonna be directing the movie?
Apparently.
I don't know what to do.
You're in love with Jodi, right?
I adore her.
And I respect and admire her. But...
But what?
It doesn't really compare.
- "Honey Honey" by Feist -
I missed you.
I'm gonna go now.
I love you.
Jodi would be so devastated.
She can't find out.
Well, I'm certainly not gonna tell her.
I'm sorry, I just...
I just need more time. That's all.
I'm not pushing you.
I don't even know what I want.
I know, I...
I just think
we both need to take the time to just
figure out what we want.
That's all.
You know, what's right for us, how to do the right thing.
I think we just need to take the time.
And you need to figure out
what's right for you.
And I need to figure out what's right for me.
Right.
Wow, Adele, can you believe this?
All of this because of a few little words that I put on a page.
I know, and now you're just gonna
pouring it to life before our very eyes.
Do you want me to take you to your room?
I would like to go to my trailer, Sir.
Uh, that's your room.
- Your trailer. - Sir,
please stop here.
I'm going to get out and walk along the street of my dreams.
I'm so excited!
- Okay, let's go. Here. - My purse.
Thank you.
You're ready?
- Wish me luck. - Good luck.
Here we go.
So,
the catering truck is back at base camp,
to get you some breakfeast.
But if you want craft services, you see the house right there?
- It's in the garage. - Okay.
Oh, that's the camera truck right there.
Right. That's were you can find Sam the DP,
- inbetween ??? - Wow! Okay. How do you know all this stuff?
You have never been on a film set before.
I know. That's why I came here first thing this morning
when they were loading it just to make sure I knew
- what everything is for you. - Oh my gosh!
Hey, are you girls looking for extras holding? Try there.
- Excuse me. - That is Jennifer Schecter.
- I'm Jennifer Schecter. - The director.
- Sorry! - It's alright! No problem.
- Get his name. - I did.
- Thanks. - Clock himself at 20.
I'm glad you both are here.
I wanted to talk to you.
Well, I wanted Jodi to have a say in the matter
before you and I went to the Board.
It's about my daughter, Molly.
I don't think you've mattered yet, Bette.
And you didn't even go to the party last night, missy.
I was working.
My daughter arrived at the most inopportune time.
I was having fun. It was harmless.
Now she thinks I'm
turning into a promiscuous, debauched lesbian.
And what can we do to help you, Phyllis?
I need you to help me convince Molly
that lesbians can be
respectable and upstanding and stable.
All the values her father and I instil in her.
How?
Just let her spend some time with the two of you together.
I want her to see two women that have a
stable, honest and loving relationship.
By the way, we have to do something about this boy
who tried to shoot himself in the head.
- No, no, no. He didn't shoot himself in the head. - What? No, no, no.
He did not shoot himself.
- You propose? - I propose that
we have a press conference, I'll make a statement,
and Jodi can do some form of mea culpa.
I don't think it's gonna work.
The Board is out for blood.
Molly's here to see you.
Please send her in.
Sorry, I didn't realize...
Come on in, Molly. We're almost finished.
Come on, sit down.
This is Bette Porter, the Dean of our School of the Arts.
- Hello. Nice to meet you. - And her partner, Jodi Lerner.
She teaches in the sculpture department.
- Nice to meet you. - And this is Tom Mater, Jodi's interpretor.
They're lesbians.
I'm resigning.
What?
Justin's piece was
one of the best student work I have ever seen and I totally stand behind it.
But I know that if Bette had known about it in advance,
- she never would have let me go ahead with it. - That is absolutely not true.
- I do not want you to resign. - Well, neither do I.
I love teaching here. I love my class.
But it sucks that your job is jeopardized because of something
that I'm totally responsible for. So, I can't live with that.
I'm resigning.
But remember, I have my work.
And, most importantly, I have you.
So I'll be fine.
- How far behind are we? - Oh, only an hour and a half.
- Jesus! - Has Niki stepped down?
Oh great, here she comes.
I'm so excited. This is the first shot of the film.
Okay, so what you're gonna do is you gonna walk up here,
you're gonna be sniffing the rosemary.
Where is the uh...
the prop person with the,
the sprig?
Okay, so you're gonna be sniffing this.
Yeah, I don't know why I'll be holding that. I mean, it's stupid.
Because Tina gave it to you out back, by the pool
- and we just rehearsed it so... - Yeah, I know, but
who walks around with a plant for no reason? I mean, why would I still be caring it around?
Jenny, we got to go. We're out of time.
Fuck the rosemary. That's cool.
Okay, here we go. Lets' walk it up, please.
- And, roll sound, please. - Can I have a...?
Okay, sorry.
Thanks.
- Action. - Oh, right.
Action!
Yeah, well, I don't wanna write about being a student anymore you know?
I've done that a part of my life.
You might change your mind when you get older.
Actually, I'm thinking about going back to school to start a new carreer.
Oh, you should do it.
Maybe in a couple of years.
Right now, I'm trying to get pregnant.
Oh my God, that's so great!
Hey! Cut, cut!
- Let's cut! - Sorry. Can I...?
Where is the continuity... That's not the line, okay?
The scripted line is "Jim said that you and Bev were a couple".
So you're confused to how she could have a baby
- 'cause she's a lesbian. - Well, that's retarted.
I mean, everybody knows that lezzies are having babies all over the place, Jenny.
Right. But the character in
my script has just arrived to L.A.
She's from the Midwest, she's naive.
- She's never met a lesbian before... - She's never met a lesbian before?
What about Ellen and Portia? I mean does she not have a TV?
Hey, how about you say
the scripted line?
Oh come on!
No, no, no, don't get... don't get upset. Just... She's alright.
What?
You wanna go take care of it?
What's going on?
We hooked up the other night, Jenny.
I know.
Now you're just treating me like some random actor,
- like you don't even know me. - No!
I thought that it was really...
I thought that it was really amazing.
Did you, did you get the necklace that I gave you?
I don't care about some lame-ass necklace.
I mean, you didn't even come in to see me this morning.
- It's like you don't care about me at all! - No, that's not true.
I didn't come in to see you this morning
because I don't want all these fucking dimwit actors
gossiping about you.
Or gossiping about me.
Do you know what I wanted to do when you walked down the set today?
I really wanted to kiss you.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, you're still mad.
Oh! I thought that you were angry!
What?
Come here.
What?!
I wanna fuck you.
Then do, fuck me.
Oh my God! I wanna fuck you.
Oh wow! I fuck you so.
- Are you wet? - Oh my God!
Hey, hey,
you might wanna check this out.
Oh my God! Fuck you!
Don't come yet, don't come yet.
What the fuck?!
- Mister Kornbluth. - What?!
- Mister Halsey just arrived at base camp. - Oh, that's great.
William's here.
I can't wait for him to hear what's happening on the set of his little lesbian movie.
Here you go, Mister Halsey, an egg white
with white asparagus omelette just for you.
Oh this is so great.
Look at that.
That is the prettiest omelette that I've ever seen.
Mister Halsey,
- hi. - Hey!
I'm Adele Channing, Jennifer Schecter's assistant.
Would you like an omelette, Adele?
They're making them with the yolk or without.
Oh, no, thank you. Thank you, but, no thank you.
I just uh... Jennifer wanted me to find you
to let you know that there's been a little
problem with Niki this morning.
Really?
Well, let's discuss what's wrong.
The thing is, Mister Halsey, I think, I think you should know that
Jennifer and Niki are kind of involved with one another.
What do you mean? Romantically involved?
Um... yes, yes.
So the
director of the picture
is sleeping
with the star. Is that what you're saying?
Um yes.
And it's not always a bad thing.
- No? - No.
How is it not a bad thing?
You know, in the case of...
in the case of Niki...
She's just so young and so fresh and green.
- Oh, really? - Well, she is! And
I gotta tell you. She was just
really nervous about this role.
And thing is Jennifer knew how much you wanted,
how much you needed Niki for this role.
And when she sensed
that Niki was about to drop out,
well, she made her her lover.
Everything changed after that.
Well, that's interesting.
That's a very interesting approach, Adele.
Yes, I think that it saved the movie.
Well, I'm gonna have to really think about that.
Read your contract, Schecter!
I can replace you, with or without cause.
Calm down, Aaron. Is that your position?
No, it's not my position, Jenny. I just,
I think it could be difficult for production, but no, it's nobody's business, really.
I don't know what you've heard,
but I have never, in all my days being in show business
- had to put up... - Wow! There she is!
- I missed you! - Come and give your daddy a hug!
He's been so mean to me!
Mean? Don't you be mean to my baby!
- That's the watch! - I'm wearying it.
- That's the watch I got for you! - I love it.
Yeah.
Oh, you are really something else.
That little Niki Stevens.
Her movie hasn't even opened yet,
and already she's out of control.
Well, she's a bit fragile.
Well, if there's anyone who can take a fragile person
and glue them back together,
I think that would be you.
Now, didn't we make an excellent decision?!
Fuck her, right? I don't even miss her.
Yeah.
I know you don't.
- Okay, Alice, you're ready? - Yeah, I just...
- My eyes are tearing for the mascara. - Just a second.
Allergic to it sometimes.
- Take a deep breath. - Yeah.
Great. Okay.
- You're cool? - Totally.
- Right. - Right.
Rolling.
Hi, I'm Alice in Lesboland, and we're here, um,
on location. It's a very special day. We're here
on the set of Jenny Schecter's new film,
"Lez Girls".
It's about the lives and the loves of lesbians in Los Angeles.
And we're gonna meet the star of the movie, Niki Stevens,
and uh...
that's it! That's the girly action!
- Okay. Good? - Yeah.
- I'm alright. Yeah. - You're okay?
- You're sure? - Yeah.
We've got a problem with some of the neighbours.
What kind of problem?
There's a group of neighbourhood folks over there threatening to shut down the film.
They say they don't want their neighbourhood trade as a
hotbed of lesbian sex and salaciousness.
We have a permit.
Well, I'll go handle it.
But they say no one told them.
None of us won't be associated with this film, okay?
It's unrealistic, it exploites.
Frankly we're angry a hell
lesbians are portrayed in so promiscuous sex scenes.
Listen ladies, I don't know
where any of you got your information from,
but I just wanna tell you guys...
Jenny, that's Dawn Denbo, she was at your party last week.
- She lives in this neighbourhood? - I don't know. And I doubt it.
- She doesn't live here. - Where do you live?
She doesn't even live in this neighbourhood. She doesn't.
- This is a personnal problem. - That doesn't matter.
We have friends who live in this neighbourhood. It doesn't matter.
That's right. You know what? Let me tell you something.
- Have you even read the script? - Yes, I've read the script.
- You have? - I've read some scenes and it sucked.
I auditionned for Dona, I gave her my sides.
So, how much do you think they want for it? 25,000 piece will do it?
No!
Who is this ? Your daddy Warbucks ? What's up with this?
No, no, no. We don't... We're not interested in your money. Okay?
No, it's a principle, I think. No, we're not interested in that. No.
We'll take it.
Yeah.
Yeah. Ladies, if you follow, I'll get you some checks.
Okay, you know what? Fine. That's right.
With that 25,000 dollars out of your pockets, fine, you know.
And you'll have to pay a lot more before it's over.
- I've got two of those for you. - Fuck you Dembo.
And your dumb lover! You're a rat fuck!
Bye, Cindi!
Don't talk to my girlfriend, Shane.
- Adele, I like your new makeover. - Thanks.
Then, I like those new jeans as well.
What, these old things?
Come on, you know you bought them yesterday.
- "Monkey On My Back" by Client -
I bought them yesterday.
Well, whenever you bought them, they are cute.
And you look really good in them.
Thank you.
So, what are you thinking about?
Okay, I'm thinking
just a really long and really straight
bangs,
coming forward like this.
And then, maybe a couple pieces on the side here,
and a couple of pieces on the side here, all coming forward,
so string across, and forward here.
Like Jenny's haircut.
No. Oh, I wasn't thinking it was like Jenny's.
Yeah. It's like... It is very much like Jenny's.
If that's what you want.
Well,
if you think then we don't have to do it. That's okay.
Oh, I'm not saying that. I know. I just wanna make sure that you knew.
So you don't mind having your hair wannabe
before a little bit when it's down?
No, that's good.
- Yeah, that looks... - Bring it down further.
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
That's what you want?
Sure like right about there,
- right above the eyes? - Right. Yes. Right above the eyes.
I think that's what I want.
She was so noble. She was gonna take the fall for me.
Where she is?
She's working but I think she's gonna come over tonight.
I mean, it sucks that she has to resign.
I can't even tell you how fucked that is. It's so fucked up.
I mean, Jodi is really the most anti-gun person I've ever met.
And really for her the entire piece was about gun violence.
I was thinking about getting a gun.
No, you're not getting a gun.
Ever since the robbery? I wanna protect myself,
- I wanna feel safe. - You're not gonna feel safe with a gun.
A gun doesn't make you feel safe. You're not getting a gun.
- You're not. - Ladies,
you can't go this way, we're making a movie.
- I live in this neighbourhood. - And we are friends of the producer,
and the director. So.
It's okay.
- They're with me. - Oh yeah.
Are you here to visit the set?
- If that's okay. - It's great! Come on!
I'll show you around. You're just in time.
We're about to have the martini.
Oh, martini?
Look, not for me.
No, no, that's the last shot of the day, Kit.
I can't believe you're here.
I couldn't resist.
So you guys are gonna get in the car
and you're gonna pick it up from "I'm so glad that we're home". Okay?
Everybody?
- Hey! - Look who's here.
- Hey you guys. - Hey!
Come sit over here.
Okay, so you guys get in the car...
Jenny is
- fucking the star. - Oh, Jesus!
Or, should I say "She is fucking herself".
- Oh, hey, Max. How are you? - You got your hair cut?
Oh, yeah.
Shane did it. It was her idea.
You like it?
It seems like it's a popular cut around here.
What do you mean?
I mean, it kinda looks like Jenny's hair.
I don't think so.
You don't...
It looks good. It looks good on you.
You know the fucking SheBar girls?
They came and they tried to shut the production down.
- Get the fuck out! - I'm not kidding.
Yep.
You know, you know,
we're gonna take them down. That's it. It's on.
- Are you guys with me? - Yeah.
- I'm always with you. - No, seriously.
I am. I wish Tasha was here. She'd know what to do.
Then give her a call.
I'm just saying. Come on.
Wow, this is a really big deal.
It's pretty amazing, isn't it?
And Jenny's at the helm.
Yeah.
Really interesting choice on Adele there.
I'm telling you. It was not my choice. But she just insisted.
What?
- What? - But she told me that,
that she was uncomfortable with it and that you
encouraged her to do it.
She said... No! She said that?
Yeah, she said she didn't wanna do it. You insisted.
- Why would she say that? - Creepy.
It's freaky, you guys.
You know what? I think it's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great because you're producing it.
Sandra, can we shoot?
- Yeah. - Let's go!
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