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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,103 You're not gonna shoot the pee stream, are ya? 2 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,283 I might. 3 00:01:12,318 --> 00:01:14,043 So just keep on going. 4 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,839 I'm ovulating. 5 00:01:29,874 --> 00:01:31,783 Oh my God! I'm ovulating! 6 00:01:31,818 --> 00:01:34,327 Honey! Bev, come here! 7 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,984 Where do I enter from? 8 00:01:36,019 --> 00:01:38,409 Where your mark is. 9 00:01:40,037 --> 00:01:42,772 I'm excited! You're ovulating! 10 00:01:42,808 --> 00:01:46,220 Okay, so then I look at the stick and I kiss her. 11 00:01:46,304 --> 00:01:47,208 Yeah. 12 00:01:48,049 --> 00:01:50,045 Okay, I'm fine with all that. 13 00:01:50,074 --> 00:01:52,702 But then it says that I "F" her against the sink. 14 00:01:52,749 --> 00:01:54,233 I just... 15 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:55,951 I'm not really sure what that means. 16 00:01:55,997 --> 00:01:57,511 Really? 17 00:01:58,168 --> 00:01:59,651 Okay. 18 00:01:59,698 --> 00:02:02,992 That's why we're rehearsing to work out all this stuff. 19 00:02:03,036 --> 00:02:04,870 - Can you hold my cup? - Sure. 20 00:02:04,905 --> 00:02:08,503 Okay, so this is what I want you to do. Can I just be you? 21 00:02:08,535 --> 00:02:11,212 Okay, so, you are going to 22 00:02:11,885 --> 00:02:14,672 look at her and you're gonna take her and you're gonna 23 00:02:14,706 --> 00:02:17,240 pull her against the sink. Bam! 24 00:02:17,287 --> 00:02:18,623 And you're gonna 25 00:02:18,665 --> 00:02:21,823 look at her with passion 26 00:02:21,855 --> 00:02:24,273 and then you... Don't worry, I won't kiss you. 27 00:02:24,315 --> 00:02:27,230 You're gonna take her, and you're gonna kiss her, 28 00:02:27,276 --> 00:02:28,893 with tongue... 29 00:02:29,755 --> 00:02:31,881 and then I want you to reach down, 30 00:02:31,916 --> 00:02:34,732 and then I want you to finger-fuck her, 31 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:37,860 and give her the best fucking orgasm ever. 32 00:02:37,895 --> 00:02:39,021 Go for it. 33 00:02:39,948 --> 00:02:42,180 Oh, you mean with my hand. 34 00:02:43,305 --> 00:02:44,771 Yeah. 35 00:02:44,806 --> 00:02:48,490 Unless you have some other apparati I don't know about. 36 00:02:50,616 --> 00:02:53,450 I'm excited. You're ovulating! 37 00:02:53,488 --> 00:02:55,152 I'm ovulating. 38 00:02:55,185 --> 00:02:57,221 Let's make a baby. 39 00:02:58,565 --> 00:03:02,681 Passion! That's okay. 40 00:03:02,726 --> 00:03:07,080 Wow! It looks like you guys are in sort doing like a dance. 41 00:03:07,108 --> 00:03:09,892 - You need to see my hand? - I'd like to. 42 00:03:09,926 --> 00:03:10,871 It might be nice 43 00:03:10,877 --> 00:03:12,833 if you look like you're actually giving her pleasure, 44 00:03:12,838 --> 00:03:14,642 rather than moving furniture. 45 00:03:17,016 --> 00:03:19,962 You know, that looks, 46 00:03:20,517 --> 00:03:25,590 that looks like you're sewing up a hole in her jean. Yeah. 47 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:28,322 I don't really know what I'm supposed to be doing. 48 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:29,663 Neither do I. 49 00:03:29,695 --> 00:03:32,590 Step away. Move away from her. 50 00:03:32,637 --> 00:03:35,340 Just step away from each other. Adele, 51 00:03:35,387 --> 00:03:37,582 can you schedule time 52 00:03:37,645 --> 00:03:40,643 for me and the other actors that have sex scenes? 53 00:03:41,527 --> 00:03:44,461 You guys really don't know how to fuck women, do you? 54 00:03:46,338 --> 00:03:48,480 You guys are gonna learn how to fuck. 55 00:03:48,527 --> 00:03:51,761 I'm gonna get a lesbian sex coach to teach you. 56 00:03:51,797 --> 00:03:53,503 Please. 57 00:03:53,547 --> 00:03:54,771 That would be great. 58 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:01,980 What can we do for you? 59 00:05:02,015 --> 00:05:02,473 - "Piece of My Love" by Debby Holiday - 60 00:05:02,505 --> 00:05:04,161 I'd love to talk to you two, 61 00:05:04,547 --> 00:05:06,160 if you don't mind. 62 00:05:06,217 --> 00:05:08,163 My girlfriend and I are listening. 63 00:05:08,665 --> 00:05:11,090 Good. Do you wanna... do you wanna grab a table? 64 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:12,490 No. 65 00:05:17,507 --> 00:05:19,961 I came here to apologize. 66 00:05:20,008 --> 00:05:22,080 I didn't meant any disrespect. Not towards you, 67 00:05:22,138 --> 00:05:25,500 or to your relationship. I apologize. 68 00:05:26,365 --> 00:05:29,232 And I'm sorry for the way I treated you when you came into my house. 69 00:05:29,236 --> 00:05:30,872 I was just a little, uh... 70 00:05:30,908 --> 00:05:32,892 I wasn't me that night. 71 00:05:32,927 --> 00:05:34,532 So I'd like to make peace. 72 00:05:35,005 --> 00:05:36,853 And if there's anything I can do to 73 00:05:36,897 --> 00:05:38,833 even the playing field... 74 00:05:42,428 --> 00:05:45,920 Well, there is just one thing I can think of. 75 00:05:48,586 --> 00:05:50,800 Jenny Schecter, she's your roomate, right? 76 00:05:50,848 --> 00:05:52,712 My best friend and my roomate, why? 77 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:54,211 Well, 78 00:05:55,547 --> 00:05:58,193 come closer, I won't bite. 79 00:05:59,606 --> 00:06:04,092 Get her to use SheBar as the location in her big Hollywood lesbo movie. 80 00:06:04,127 --> 00:06:06,070 - I don't know, Dawn. That's... - What, what? 81 00:06:06,118 --> 00:06:10,030 Are you too small time, Shane? Just a little low hairdresser? 82 00:06:10,085 --> 00:06:12,973 If I recall, I never said I was big time to begin with, did I? 83 00:06:13,008 --> 00:06:14,182 No. 84 00:06:15,577 --> 00:06:16,791 Alright. 85 00:06:17,488 --> 00:06:20,410 I'll ask her. I can't promise you. But I'll ask her. 86 00:06:20,456 --> 00:06:22,092 You know, you make that happen, 87 00:06:22,136 --> 00:06:24,162 we might be talking détente. 88 00:06:29,035 --> 00:06:30,751 - Alright. - See ya. 89 00:06:32,355 --> 00:06:35,120 Oh, oh, just one more thing. 90 00:06:36,626 --> 00:06:38,821 I knew there would be with you. 91 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:41,700 It has to be called SheBar in the movie. 92 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,840 Not the Pluto Cafe or 93 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:46,900 whatever the stupid thing was called that's supposed to be The Planet. 94 00:06:46,936 --> 00:06:50,193 - What? - SheBar is such a better location. 95 00:06:50,238 --> 00:06:54,232 I can't believe they were going to pay $50,000 a day 96 00:06:54,276 --> 00:06:57,050 for that wannabe Peach Pit of a shithole. 97 00:06:57,086 --> 00:06:58,642 You're too much. 98 00:07:00,047 --> 00:07:02,141 - I can't do it. - What? 99 00:07:02,185 --> 00:07:04,013 What can't you do, Shane? 100 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,381 Other than make my girlfriend come? 101 00:07:06,486 --> 00:07:07,751 I didn't realize that's what you wanted. 102 00:07:07,836 --> 00:07:10,243 - I can't do it. - Of course that's what we want! 103 00:07:10,465 --> 00:07:12,422 Get to my friend, man! 104 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:14,240 You have problems with me, you stay with me. 105 00:07:14,277 --> 00:07:17,251 You don't fuck over my friend! I'm sure she's not gonna fuck them over for you! 106 00:07:17,257 --> 00:07:18,841 So pointless. 107 00:07:18,887 --> 00:07:22,681 Now, I'm just gonna have to put your friend out of business the old fashion way. 108 00:07:22,726 --> 00:07:24,412 Is that... Is that a threat? 109 00:07:24,457 --> 00:07:26,461 Are you still talking? Are you still here? 110 00:07:26,498 --> 00:07:28,592 Oh, that's another threat. Dawn! 111 00:07:28,626 --> 00:07:31,160 It is so on! You're fucked. 112 00:07:33,106 --> 00:07:34,282 What? 113 00:07:34,327 --> 00:07:35,351 Call me. 114 00:08:03,836 --> 00:08:05,602 Here is all your stuff. 115 00:08:10,596 --> 00:08:12,650 I'll get the suitcase back to you. 116 00:08:17,035 --> 00:08:19,751 Did you want to come in and see if I forgot anything? 117 00:08:21,486 --> 00:08:23,292 I trust you. 118 00:08:23,325 --> 00:08:26,031 That's bullshit. You don't trust me. 119 00:08:29,706 --> 00:08:31,452 I trust you. 120 00:08:32,576 --> 00:08:34,490 We're just not good for each other. 121 00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:40,721 I'm really sorry that I 122 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:42,212 fucked your life up. 123 00:08:42,247 --> 00:08:45,641 I was gay long before I ever met you. 124 00:08:54,087 --> 00:08:57,771 Anyway, Brown, he had in it for me. So, 125 00:08:57,806 --> 00:09:00,191 I'm sure he would have found something. 126 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,783 So I heard you got offered some 127 00:09:08,825 --> 00:09:11,912 big talk-show or something? 128 00:09:11,956 --> 00:09:14,770 - What is it? "The Look"? - No. 129 00:09:14,808 --> 00:09:17,442 They're just interested. I still have to audition. 130 00:09:17,485 --> 00:09:20,323 They're looking for a replacement for Kelly Corrigan. 131 00:09:20,357 --> 00:09:22,711 - Wow, that's great. - I don't know if I'm gonna do it though. 132 00:09:22,746 --> 00:09:26,302 - If I want to be, you know, the replacement dyke. - Oh, come on. 133 00:09:26,346 --> 00:09:29,192 No, you know, 'cause they want me to be out and 134 00:09:29,238 --> 00:09:31,950 flamboyant and audacious, and... 135 00:09:31,997 --> 00:09:33,971 you know, it's on national television. 136 00:09:34,578 --> 00:09:36,763 I don't know if I want to be gay for the whole world. 137 00:09:36,766 --> 00:09:38,631 This is why we're not good for each other. 138 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:41,193 Why would you think twice about something like this? 139 00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:43,611 It's like a dream come true for you. 140 00:09:43,657 --> 00:09:45,310 You don't know what I dream of. 141 00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:51,663 You're right. I'm gonna go. 142 00:10:02,377 --> 00:10:04,562 - "Love and Affection" by Joan Armatrading - 143 00:10:16,507 --> 00:10:19,120 - Can I come in? - Hey! 144 00:10:20,594 --> 00:10:24,048 Kit and Angie, they're not gonna be back from Dysneyland for a couple of hours. 145 00:10:24,089 --> 00:10:25,495 I came early. 146 00:10:25,534 --> 00:10:27,802 I hope you don't mind. 147 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:30,411 No, it's fine. 148 00:10:36,515 --> 00:10:38,723 Are you having a diner party or something? 149 00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:41,653 No, this is just for Angie. 150 00:10:42,037 --> 00:10:43,993 I wanted to figure before you got here. 151 00:10:44,108 --> 00:10:46,660 Told Kit not to let her eat a lot of crap from Disneyland. 152 00:10:46,695 --> 00:10:48,211 Oh yeah, right. 153 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:53,980 It looks fancy. What are you making? 154 00:10:55,258 --> 00:11:00,502 Oh, it's just fried chicken and vegetables also. 155 00:11:00,546 --> 00:11:04,390 It smells amazing. 156 00:11:11,158 --> 00:11:14,510 Did Jodi teach you how to cook? I heard she's a great cooker. 157 00:11:14,545 --> 00:11:15,841 Actually, 158 00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:17,561 no, I taught myself. 159 00:11:17,608 --> 00:11:21,022 I sometimes cook for me and Angie when we're alone. 160 00:11:21,627 --> 00:11:26,273 It makes me feel like we, you know, make a family. I enjoy it. 161 00:11:29,806 --> 00:11:32,650 I'll have to cook for you sometime. 162 00:11:44,055 --> 00:11:45,243 Bette... 163 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,232 Turn around... 164 00:11:57,868 --> 00:12:00,642 Look, I know that you don't want to hurt Jodi... 165 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,280 No, I don't. 166 00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:48,382 Why are we doing this? 167 00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:49,973 Shhh. 168 00:13:00,956 --> 00:13:02,622 Oh, wait. 169 00:13:04,047 --> 00:13:05,533 Don't. 170 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,803 Spread your legs. 171 00:13:24,277 --> 00:13:26,841 Why are you talking dirty to me? 172 00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:47,250 You're so wet. 173 00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:55,411 I just wanna fuck you. 174 00:14:00,785 --> 00:14:04,301 Thank you very much. So Jenny, we have one more possiblity 175 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:07,281 for Bev and Nina's house. It's in Keats. 176 00:14:07,318 --> 00:14:08,910 Where the fuck is she? 177 00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:11,950 Well, I don't really care that it's a saturday. 178 00:14:11,995 --> 00:14:14,943 Can you tell her that I'm working on saturday because of her? 179 00:14:17,596 --> 00:14:20,651 Alright. I want you to give her a message for me, okay? 180 00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:23,832 I want you to tell her that it's not gonna work. 181 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:26,191 All right? Vancouver doesn't pass as L.A. 182 00:14:26,238 --> 00:14:30,872 And I am not gonna shoot here in this waterlogged, provincial little city. 183 00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:32,782 And it's a complete waste of my time to come here 184 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,423 when I should have been back in L.A. 185 00:14:34,426 --> 00:14:36,530 prepping for my first day of shooting on monday. 186 00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:39,041 - Alright? - Jenny, actually, 187 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,400 there's been lots of shows that have been shot up here successfully. 188 00:14:41,437 --> 00:14:43,540 So, if you wanna take a look at the location... 189 00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:45,342 Can you please also tell her 190 00:14:45,378 --> 00:14:48,430 that I don't appreciate her sending her studio 191 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,771 fucking nark to spy on me and tell me 192 00:14:51,815 --> 00:14:53,862 that black is white. 193 00:14:53,897 --> 00:14:55,963 Okay? Right. 194 00:14:59,475 --> 00:15:01,913 I hope you know I have absolutely nothing to gain 195 00:15:01,947 --> 00:15:05,542 - by convincing you to shoot in Vancouver. - Good. Because I'm not. 196 00:15:05,577 --> 00:15:07,633 And when the studio pulls the plug on your movie 197 00:15:07,636 --> 00:15:09,202 because you're out of the budget, 198 00:15:09,237 --> 00:15:11,082 I'll have another job tomorrow. 199 00:15:15,788 --> 00:15:18,562 Can you please open up the door? Hey! 200 00:15:19,576 --> 00:15:20,711 I don't...! 201 00:15:20,756 --> 00:15:22,562 I want you to know 202 00:15:22,606 --> 00:15:26,070 that I don't think you should be in this industry. 203 00:15:28,087 --> 00:15:31,373 I don't think that you know how to deal with artists. 204 00:15:31,377 --> 00:15:34,181 Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Williams just texted you back. 205 00:15:34,215 --> 00:15:35,713 - What? - Okay, listen. 206 00:15:35,746 --> 00:15:39,462 What is this Vancouver folly? Of course we're shooting L.A. for L.A. 207 00:15:39,495 --> 00:15:41,933 I just secure the bond financing this place. 208 00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:45,562 Aaron knows. So see you on set monday morning. XO, XO, William. 209 00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:49,471 That's right, Sally! 210 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:54,270 I'm so excited! I am so happy. 211 00:15:55,237 --> 00:15:57,440 When did I text him? 212 00:15:57,486 --> 00:15:59,273 I don't remember doing that. 213 00:15:59,317 --> 00:16:01,251 I feel like I'm going crazy. 214 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:06,570 - When did I text him? - Listen, I hope you don't mind, but I just, 215 00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,220 I took the liberty. 216 00:16:09,258 --> 00:16:12,961 - What do you mean? - Because I saw how unhappy you were. 217 00:16:14,077 --> 00:16:16,521 And so, I texted him myself. 218 00:16:16,555 --> 00:16:18,671 I think that we need to celebrate. 219 00:16:18,706 --> 00:16:21,843 Okay. Alright. What do you wanna do? 220 00:16:23,837 --> 00:16:25,941 That's what I wanna do. 221 00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:29,200 And the next thing I'm gonna do 222 00:16:29,248 --> 00:16:31,663 is to take you shopping. 223 00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:35,142 You are so beautiful, okay? And I can see 224 00:16:35,187 --> 00:16:38,493 that you're hiding behind those glasses. 225 00:16:38,535 --> 00:16:40,453 If I may be so bored, I just... 226 00:16:40,497 --> 00:16:43,002 There's so much to do. We start shooting on monday 227 00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:45,341 and you have to approve the costume we've done, 228 00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:47,400 you've got to finish out listing, there's 229 00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:48,720 - there's a ton of things to do. - You know what? 230 00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:50,352 I'm gonna take you shopping. 231 00:16:57,088 --> 00:16:58,740 - Sally? - Jenny. 232 00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:00,540 I have a job for you. 233 00:17:01,048 --> 00:17:04,671 I want you to take us to a place where 234 00:17:04,707 --> 00:17:07,551 fashionable vancouverists shop 235 00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:10,952 'cause I'm gonna transform my lovely assistant. 236 00:17:12,816 --> 00:17:14,450 Joyce's here to see you. 237 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,420 Send her in, please. 238 00:17:22,488 --> 00:17:24,170 Hello, Phyllis. 239 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,530 Joyce, 240 00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:27,582 I know it's presemptious of me to call you. 241 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,940 And I'm not really expecting too much sympathy. 242 00:17:29,975 --> 00:17:31,661 I was just wandering... 243 00:17:32,078 --> 00:17:35,140 Maybe you could give me some advice, make a recommandation... 244 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,600 I think we hit back with a countersuit. 245 00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:42,291 Leonard needs to know that you're not just gonna roll over and gift him 246 00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:44,752 with everything you've worked so hard for all these years. 247 00:17:46,547 --> 00:17:49,432 I mean, he's got balls, I give him that. 248 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,122 And his attorney Joey Manhohand, he's no slouch either. 249 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:55,340 So, luckily for you, I've got a trick or two in my own. 250 00:17:56,266 --> 00:17:59,820 - You wanna represent me? - Phyllis, you hired me to represent you, 251 00:17:59,866 --> 00:18:02,413 and then you fired me so we could make sweet love. 252 00:18:02,466 --> 00:18:04,481 And then you broke my heart. 253 00:18:04,515 --> 00:18:07,493 So, the way I see it, you're down a lawyer; I'm down a job. 254 00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:10,673 Joyce, I didn't actually expect you to represent me. 255 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,453 I was hoping for a recommandation, for somebody else... 256 00:18:13,488 --> 00:18:15,472 Phyllis, I'm the best in the business. 257 00:18:15,515 --> 00:18:18,303 I win cases. It's what I do. 258 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,022 And I got a bum deal here. So I'm not gonna walk away from 259 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,983 a sweet piece of business just because we didn't work out as lovers. 260 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,562 In fact, 261 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,000 I think you kinda owe me this one. 262 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,210 - "Pull Shapes" by The Pipettes - 263 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:04,011 Can I help you to find something? 264 00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:10,731 Yeah, you know, I was wondering if you had anything any lower pricely dress. 265 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,701 Oh, what price do you have in mind? 266 00:19:12,748 --> 00:19:15,601 - 25, 30... - Excuse me? 267 00:19:16,618 --> 00:19:18,040 - She's kidding. - Hello. 268 00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:21,571 Hello. Adele, this is Emile, a personal shopper here. 269 00:19:21,615 --> 00:19:23,442 This is Adele, my assistant. 270 00:19:23,777 --> 00:19:25,222 - Emile? - It's alright? 271 00:19:25,308 --> 00:19:26,942 Yes. Please start ??? 272 00:19:26,947 --> 00:19:29,613 And you, come here, I wanna show you some Chanel. 273 00:19:33,265 --> 00:19:35,471 I don't know. Do you like it? 274 00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:38,061 Yeah. But what about, what about the fancy shoes? 275 00:19:38,105 --> 00:19:40,631 You could wear the shoes on your first day. 276 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:47,843 - It's so expensive. - Adele, 277 00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:52,122 really. The thing is we're making a film about fashionable lesbians, 278 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:55,053 you know, so we have to be fashionable and 279 00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:57,661 we were here doing research? 280 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,802 Wait, this is coming out of the wardrobe budget? 281 00:20:01,846 --> 00:20:03,243 Shh... 282 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,423 We should get you some jeans now, because, 283 00:20:06,468 --> 00:20:08,351 um, Adele, 284 00:20:09,216 --> 00:20:12,383 the appliqué on the back of your jeans 285 00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:16,730 was declared an abomination by the Geneva Convention. 286 00:20:16,778 --> 00:20:19,702 We've got to burn them after we buy new ones! 287 00:20:44,836 --> 00:20:47,361 - Look. - Oh wow! 288 00:20:47,407 --> 00:20:50,010 Well, it's, it's David Yourman, 289 00:20:50,098 --> 00:20:55,042 and maybe you're getting a bit carried away here. This is quite expensive. 290 00:20:56,556 --> 00:21:00,451 Oh, no, no, not for me. It's for Niki. 291 00:21:00,498 --> 00:21:04,041 You know, just a little, a little gift to the start of the production. 292 00:21:09,425 --> 00:21:11,822 Okay, we'll take it. 293 00:21:13,558 --> 00:21:15,610 - You know, Adele... - Yeah? 294 00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:18,082 ...you are the only one that knows about Niki and me. 295 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:21,021 I know, I know. And discretion is imperative. 296 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:24,761 The only reason I told you is that so you can protect us. 297 00:21:24,808 --> 00:21:27,171 I'll make sure that nobody has the slightest inkling. 298 00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:28,991 Oh yeah. I mean, the thing is, 299 00:21:29,107 --> 00:21:30,703 if the other actors knew, 300 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,242 that would just cause so much drama, 301 00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:35,630 so much jealousy on set, you know? 302 00:21:35,645 --> 00:21:36,563 I know. 303 00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:40,733 I mean, everyone always falls in love with the director. 304 00:21:58,435 --> 00:22:01,571 Oh my God! You look beautiful. 305 00:22:01,607 --> 00:22:04,061 - Thanks. - Do you like it? 306 00:22:04,108 --> 00:22:08,061 I love it. Thank you. I love it. I love it. I love it! 307 00:22:09,138 --> 00:22:10,863 You know what? 308 00:22:10,876 --> 00:22:14,242 I think we're gonna wait 'til we get back to L.A. to do your hair. 309 00:22:14,286 --> 00:22:16,822 I think only Shane should be touching your hair. 310 00:23:27,605 --> 00:23:29,450 Good morning, sweet pea. 311 00:23:29,497 --> 00:23:32,141 Are you hungry? Do we make pancakes? 312 00:23:32,235 --> 00:23:34,290 Let me go check and see what we have. Okay? 313 00:23:34,298 --> 00:23:35,933 I'll go look. 314 00:23:40,797 --> 00:23:42,913 Oh oh... We're out of milk. 315 00:23:46,546 --> 00:23:47,753 I know what we should do. 316 00:23:49,145 --> 00:23:52,563 What if we call mama B 317 00:23:52,596 --> 00:23:54,900 to see if she wants to have breakfeast with us. 318 00:23:54,947 --> 00:23:56,972 That looks like a good idea? 319 00:23:57,425 --> 00:23:58,921 What do you think? 320 00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:02,523 Yeah? Let's call mama B? 321 00:24:02,527 --> 00:24:03,951 Do you wanna come sit with me? 322 00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:07,912 Let's call mama B and see if she wants to go to the Planet and have pancakes. 323 00:24:07,918 --> 00:24:09,551 Do you want some pancakes? 324 00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:14,520 I would love to have breakfeast with you and Angie, but um... 325 00:24:20,998 --> 00:24:23,902 - Yeah, right, of course. - Tina, wait... 326 00:24:25,086 --> 00:24:28,062 I think we're gonna have to pass on breakfeast. 327 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:30,481 Yeah, it's a really sweet idea. 328 00:24:32,485 --> 00:24:34,823 But, yeah. Give Angie a kiss for me. 329 00:24:37,828 --> 00:24:40,062 Don't you wanna go out for breakfeast? 330 00:24:40,128 --> 00:24:42,242 I'm kind in the mood to go out. 331 00:24:42,288 --> 00:24:44,490 If you are in the mood to go out... You know what? 332 00:24:44,507 --> 00:24:45,923 I would really just 333 00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:48,453 like to sit in my garden 334 00:24:48,498 --> 00:24:50,382 and read the newspaper. 335 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,710 But if you want to go to The Planet 336 00:24:53,746 --> 00:24:56,452 and do another podcast, then that would be great. 337 00:24:57,517 --> 00:25:00,071 I said I was just joking. 338 00:25:00,108 --> 00:25:02,270 And I said I was sorry, too. 339 00:25:03,146 --> 00:25:05,870 Are you gonna go on punishing me forever? 340 00:25:08,025 --> 00:25:09,560 I'm sorry. 341 00:25:10,265 --> 00:25:11,650 I'm just... 342 00:25:13,358 --> 00:25:14,833 I'm just stressed. 343 00:25:20,525 --> 00:25:23,100 Do you wanna go see some art? 344 00:25:23,985 --> 00:25:26,630 It can help you to relax. 345 00:25:28,387 --> 00:25:31,040 Or maybe we could go to the beach. 346 00:25:31,537 --> 00:25:33,982 Towards up the coast, to Suma. 347 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,461 I think I just 348 00:25:43,296 --> 00:25:46,592 I just need a little sunday alone time, that's all. 349 00:25:46,606 --> 00:25:49,310 Just to get ready for the week. I mean, apart from everything else, 350 00:25:49,355 --> 00:25:51,702 I have to appear before the Board and tell them 351 00:25:51,746 --> 00:25:54,401 what I'm gonna do about what Justin's done with 352 00:25:54,447 --> 00:25:56,493 - the gun on his head. - What are you going to tell them? 353 00:26:00,788 --> 00:26:02,272 I really don't know. 354 00:26:30,596 --> 00:26:33,910 I'm so glad you guys met me here. I was feeling really lonely. 355 00:26:33,956 --> 00:26:35,810 Oh my God! That's why you called Shane! 356 00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:38,320 Well, ladies, that's what friends are for. What can I say? 357 00:26:38,357 --> 00:26:40,171 But we're still going to Phyllis' house tonight, right? 358 00:26:40,205 --> 00:26:42,553 - Yeah. - Is uh, Bette gonna be there? 359 00:26:44,226 --> 00:26:46,960 I thought you guys were getting along lately. 360 00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:50,171 Yeah, yeah. It's not a problem. Is Tasha coming? 361 00:26:50,207 --> 00:26:52,041 It's over, Tina! 362 00:26:52,086 --> 00:26:54,710 Do I look like I wanna talk about it? 363 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,661 Come on, this is crazy. You two are so in love. 364 00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,422 It doesn't always matter. 365 00:26:59,466 --> 00:27:01,851 I know, but can't you just talk to her or... 366 00:27:02,768 --> 00:27:05,021 Didn't I say I don't wanna talk about it? 367 00:27:06,357 --> 00:27:07,391 Yep? 368 00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:09,280 You still wanna meet at the Planet? 369 00:27:09,325 --> 00:27:10,761 I'm here already. 370 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,452 With Alice and Shane. 371 00:27:15,776 --> 00:27:17,253 Well I really... 372 00:27:17,888 --> 00:27:19,731 I really wanna see you, Tina. 373 00:27:19,776 --> 00:27:21,921 Well, I can't right now. 374 00:27:24,038 --> 00:27:26,721 Well, what about tonight? I don't, I don't have any plans. 375 00:27:26,757 --> 00:27:29,921 I'm actually going to your boss' house. 376 00:27:35,036 --> 00:27:37,520 Puppy! Puppy! 377 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:40,501 - Bette, I'm gonna have to call you back. - Those are freaking puppies! 378 00:27:42,555 --> 00:27:45,061 But I don't have rats. 379 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:50,052 It's impossible. I have the cleanest establishment this side... 380 00:27:51,548 --> 00:27:54,051 "Until further notice". Come on! 381 00:27:54,816 --> 00:27:58,661 I haven't seen that many creatures since we shut down "Bowie's Pizza". 382 00:27:59,697 --> 00:28:02,421 What we're asking for is to clear all that, M'am. 383 00:28:03,247 --> 00:28:07,523 Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Shit! Fuck, fuck, fuck! 384 00:28:10,337 --> 00:28:12,381 How did this fucking happen? 385 00:28:12,428 --> 00:28:13,880 I have a theory. 386 00:28:55,427 --> 00:28:58,483 - "Leader of the Pack" by The Shangri-Las - 387 00:29:19,506 --> 00:29:21,260 What a party, huh? 388 00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:27,910 I thought you were doing anything tonight. 389 00:29:27,926 --> 00:29:28,952 I wasn't. 390 00:29:31,138 --> 00:29:33,190 Where is Jodi? Is she here? 391 00:29:34,156 --> 00:29:36,653 No. She didn't want to do 392 00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:39,131 a work thing, and Phyllis is work for us. 393 00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:40,093 Right. 394 00:29:44,837 --> 00:29:46,252 Do you want to get out of here? 395 00:30:09,446 --> 00:30:10,780 You gonna dance in your black bra? 396 00:30:10,826 --> 00:30:12,492 You know I was thinking about it, 397 00:30:12,535 --> 00:30:15,292 but I just don't need one. Thank God. 398 00:30:16,575 --> 00:30:18,521 - Where is Tina? - I don't know. 399 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,392 - Maybe she scored. I don't... - You think? 400 00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:28,240 It's getting good, huh? 401 00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:33,951 What? 402 00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,492 - Who's that? - I don't know. 403 00:30:45,008 --> 00:30:46,842 She's cute. 404 00:30:48,296 --> 00:30:49,630 Mother! 405 00:31:10,058 --> 00:31:11,721 I can't stay too long. 406 00:31:11,756 --> 00:31:13,610 I have to be on set at 7 o'clock in the morning. 407 00:31:13,658 --> 00:31:14,692 Yeah, I know. 408 00:31:16,287 --> 00:31:17,932 So this thing is 409 00:31:17,965 --> 00:31:21,591 really going through. I mean, Jenny's gonna be directing the movie? 410 00:31:21,628 --> 00:31:23,442 Apparently. 411 00:31:35,776 --> 00:31:37,580 I don't know what to do. 412 00:31:41,596 --> 00:31:43,432 You're in love with Jodi, right? 413 00:31:47,086 --> 00:31:48,920 I adore her. 414 00:31:48,968 --> 00:31:52,330 And I respect and admire her. But... 415 00:31:52,935 --> 00:31:54,331 But what? 416 00:31:55,307 --> 00:31:57,191 It doesn't really compare. 417 00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:05,533 - "Honey Honey" by Feist - 418 00:33:27,045 --> 00:33:28,372 I missed you. 419 00:35:00,538 --> 00:35:02,161 I'm gonna go now. 420 00:35:18,097 --> 00:35:20,023 I love you. 421 00:35:20,556 --> 00:35:23,662 Jodi would be so devastated. 422 00:35:25,328 --> 00:35:27,142 She can't find out. 423 00:35:27,247 --> 00:35:29,221 Well, I'm certainly not gonna tell her. 424 00:35:31,078 --> 00:35:32,581 I'm sorry, I just... 425 00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:36,762 I just need more time. That's all. 426 00:35:40,006 --> 00:35:42,192 I'm not pushing you. 427 00:35:42,235 --> 00:35:44,612 I don't even know what I want. 428 00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:45,871 I know, I... 429 00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:48,842 I just think 430 00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:51,953 we both need to take the time to just 431 00:35:52,146 --> 00:35:54,290 figure out what we want. 432 00:35:54,337 --> 00:35:55,843 That's all. 433 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,261 You know, what's right for us, how to do the right thing. 434 00:35:58,306 --> 00:36:00,512 I think we just need to take the time. 435 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,643 And you need to figure out 436 00:36:04,686 --> 00:36:06,432 what's right for you. 437 00:36:07,297 --> 00:36:10,203 And I need to figure out what's right for me. 438 00:36:11,297 --> 00:36:12,661 Right. 439 00:36:58,005 --> 00:37:00,501 Wow, Adele, can you believe this? 440 00:37:00,546 --> 00:37:03,790 All of this because of a few little words that I put on a page. 441 00:37:03,796 --> 00:37:05,940 I know, and now you're just gonna 442 00:37:05,986 --> 00:37:08,613 pouring it to life before our very eyes. 443 00:37:10,648 --> 00:37:12,453 Do you want me to take you to your room? 444 00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,943 I would like to go to my trailer, Sir. 445 00:37:16,097 --> 00:37:18,672 Uh, that's your room. 446 00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:20,821 - Your trailer. - Sir, 447 00:37:20,855 --> 00:37:22,482 please stop here. 448 00:37:22,525 --> 00:37:27,093 I'm going to get out and walk along the street of my dreams. 449 00:37:27,097 --> 00:37:28,741 I'm so excited! 450 00:37:28,777 --> 00:37:30,772 - Okay, let's go. Here. - My purse. 451 00:37:32,065 --> 00:37:33,181 Thank you. 452 00:37:33,215 --> 00:37:34,461 You're ready? 453 00:37:35,147 --> 00:37:37,583 - Wish me luck. - Good luck. 454 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:39,812 Here we go. 455 00:37:42,438 --> 00:37:43,841 So, 456 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:47,141 the catering truck is back at base camp, 457 00:37:47,176 --> 00:37:48,811 to get you some breakfeast. 458 00:37:48,855 --> 00:37:51,521 But if you want craft services, you see the house right there? 459 00:37:52,386 --> 00:37:54,590 - It's in the garage. - Okay. 460 00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:57,191 Oh, that's the camera truck right there. 461 00:37:57,236 --> 00:37:59,632 Right. That's were you can find Sam the DP, 462 00:37:59,688 --> 00:38:02,870 - inbetween ??? - Wow! Okay. How do you know all this stuff? 463 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:05,882 You have never been on a film set before. 464 00:38:05,928 --> 00:38:08,270 I know. That's why I came here first thing this morning 465 00:38:08,356 --> 00:38:10,170 when they were loading it just to make sure I knew 466 00:38:10,218 --> 00:38:12,192 - what everything is for you. - Oh my gosh! 467 00:38:12,235 --> 00:38:15,143 Hey, are you girls looking for extras holding? Try there. 468 00:38:20,527 --> 00:38:22,323 - Excuse me. - That is Jennifer Schecter. 469 00:38:22,358 --> 00:38:25,570 - I'm Jennifer Schecter. - The director. 470 00:38:26,968 --> 00:38:30,323 - Sorry! - It's alright! No problem. 471 00:38:37,205 --> 00:38:38,852 - Get his name. - I did. 472 00:38:38,937 --> 00:38:40,962 - Thanks. - Clock himself at 20. 473 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:43,123 I'm glad you both are here. 474 00:38:43,168 --> 00:38:44,540 I wanted to talk to you. 475 00:38:44,565 --> 00:38:46,310 Well, I wanted Jodi to have a say in the matter 476 00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:47,763 before you and I went to the Board. 477 00:38:47,856 --> 00:38:49,310 It's about my daughter, Molly. 478 00:38:49,346 --> 00:38:51,282 I don't think you've mattered yet, Bette. 479 00:38:51,328 --> 00:38:54,770 And you didn't even go to the party last night, missy. 480 00:38:54,806 --> 00:38:56,460 I was working. 481 00:38:56,497 --> 00:38:59,173 My daughter arrived at the most inopportune time. 482 00:38:59,207 --> 00:39:01,603 I was having fun. It was harmless. 483 00:39:01,636 --> 00:39:03,240 Now she thinks I'm 484 00:39:03,278 --> 00:39:06,720 turning into a promiscuous, debauched lesbian. 485 00:39:06,758 --> 00:39:08,922 And what can we do to help you, Phyllis? 486 00:39:08,957 --> 00:39:11,100 I need you to help me convince Molly 487 00:39:11,597 --> 00:39:13,623 that lesbians can be 488 00:39:13,656 --> 00:39:16,510 respectable and upstanding and stable. 489 00:39:16,547 --> 00:39:19,251 All the values her father and I instil in her. 490 00:39:19,885 --> 00:39:20,921 How? 491 00:39:21,017 --> 00:39:23,732 Just let her spend some time with the two of you together. 492 00:39:23,765 --> 00:39:25,611 I want her to see two women that have a 493 00:39:25,645 --> 00:39:27,821 stable, honest and loving relationship. 494 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,550 By the way, we have to do something about this boy 495 00:39:30,555 --> 00:39:32,450 who tried to shoot himself in the head. 496 00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:34,492 - No, no, no. He didn't shoot himself in the head. - What? No, no, no. 497 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,830 He did not shoot himself. 498 00:39:36,866 --> 00:39:38,930 - You propose? - I propose that 499 00:39:38,975 --> 00:39:41,032 we have a press conference, I'll make a statement, 500 00:39:41,076 --> 00:39:43,692 and Jodi can do some form of mea culpa. 501 00:39:43,736 --> 00:39:45,231 I don't think it's gonna work. 502 00:39:45,277 --> 00:39:47,180 The Board is out for blood. 503 00:39:47,225 --> 00:39:49,282 Molly's here to see you. 504 00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:51,053 Please send her in. 505 00:39:56,046 --> 00:39:57,580 Sorry, I didn't realize... 506 00:39:57,625 --> 00:40:00,012 Come on in, Molly. We're almost finished. 507 00:40:00,778 --> 00:40:02,091 Come on, sit down. 508 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:09,591 This is Bette Porter, the Dean of our School of the Arts. 509 00:40:09,636 --> 00:40:12,141 - Hello. Nice to meet you. - And her partner, Jodi Lerner. 510 00:40:12,185 --> 00:40:14,031 She teaches in the sculpture department. 511 00:40:14,075 --> 00:40:17,321 - Nice to meet you. - And this is Tom Mater, Jodi's interpretor. 512 00:40:20,075 --> 00:40:21,883 They're lesbians. 513 00:40:24,886 --> 00:40:26,450 I'm resigning. 514 00:40:26,495 --> 00:40:28,320 What? 515 00:40:28,355 --> 00:40:31,021 Justin's piece was 516 00:40:31,066 --> 00:40:34,843 one of the best student work I have ever seen and I totally stand behind it. 517 00:40:34,886 --> 00:40:37,713 But I know that if Bette had known about it in advance, 518 00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:40,330 - she never would have let me go ahead with it. - That is absolutely not true. 519 00:40:40,367 --> 00:40:43,573 - I do not want you to resign. - Well, neither do I. 520 00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:46,420 I love teaching here. I love my class. 521 00:40:46,456 --> 00:40:49,582 But it sucks that your job is jeopardized because of something 522 00:40:49,617 --> 00:40:52,833 that I'm totally responsible for. So, I can't live with that. 523 00:40:52,865 --> 00:40:54,473 I'm resigning. 524 00:40:54,506 --> 00:40:56,533 But remember, I have my work. 525 00:40:56,577 --> 00:40:58,410 And, most importantly, I have you. 526 00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:00,032 So I'll be fine. 527 00:41:03,516 --> 00:41:06,760 - How far behind are we? - Oh, only an hour and a half. 528 00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:09,762 - Jesus! - Has Niki stepped down? 529 00:41:10,796 --> 00:41:12,602 Oh great, here she comes. 530 00:41:18,078 --> 00:41:21,063 I'm so excited. This is the first shot of the film. 531 00:41:21,108 --> 00:41:23,912 Okay, so what you're gonna do is you gonna walk up here, 532 00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:26,491 you're gonna be sniffing the rosemary. 533 00:41:26,537 --> 00:41:27,811 Where is the uh... 534 00:41:27,847 --> 00:41:30,022 the prop person with the, 535 00:41:30,066 --> 00:41:31,882 the sprig? 536 00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:34,543 Okay, so you're gonna be sniffing this. 537 00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:37,793 Yeah, I don't know why I'll be holding that. I mean, it's stupid. 538 00:41:38,347 --> 00:41:42,022 Because Tina gave it to you out back, by the pool 539 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:43,990 - and we just rehearsed it so... - Yeah, I know, but 540 00:41:44,037 --> 00:41:47,402 who walks around with a plant for no reason? I mean, why would I still be caring it around? 541 00:41:47,435 --> 00:41:49,462 Jenny, we got to go. We're out of time. 542 00:41:52,105 --> 00:41:54,193 Fuck the rosemary. That's cool. 543 00:41:54,237 --> 00:41:56,283 Okay, here we go. Lets' walk it up, please. 544 00:41:56,326 --> 00:41:59,252 - And, roll sound, please. - Can I have a...? 545 00:42:01,226 --> 00:42:02,642 Okay, sorry. 546 00:42:05,255 --> 00:42:06,680 Thanks. 547 00:42:16,776 --> 00:42:18,491 - Action. - Oh, right. 548 00:42:19,456 --> 00:42:21,060 Action! 549 00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:25,752 Yeah, well, I don't wanna write about being a student anymore you know? 550 00:42:26,736 --> 00:42:28,963 I've done that a part of my life. 551 00:42:29,045 --> 00:42:31,243 You might change your mind when you get older. 552 00:42:31,377 --> 00:42:33,981 Actually, I'm thinking about going back to school to start a new carreer. 553 00:42:34,027 --> 00:42:35,821 Oh, you should do it. 554 00:42:35,865 --> 00:42:37,880 Maybe in a couple of years. 555 00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:39,931 Right now, I'm trying to get pregnant. 556 00:42:39,966 --> 00:42:43,152 Oh my God, that's so great! 557 00:42:43,185 --> 00:42:45,441 Hey! Cut, cut! 558 00:42:45,487 --> 00:42:47,312 - Let's cut! - Sorry. Can I...? 559 00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:50,942 Where is the continuity... That's not the line, okay? 560 00:42:50,975 --> 00:42:55,983 The scripted line is "Jim said that you and Bev were a couple". 561 00:42:56,018 --> 00:42:58,223 So you're confused to how she could have a baby 562 00:42:58,245 --> 00:43:01,302 - 'cause she's a lesbian. - Well, that's retarted. 563 00:43:01,306 --> 00:43:04,560 I mean, everybody knows that lezzies are having babies all over the place, Jenny. 564 00:43:04,597 --> 00:43:08,441 Right. But the character in 565 00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:12,071 my script has just arrived to L.A. 566 00:43:12,078 --> 00:43:14,870 She's from the Midwest, she's naive. 567 00:43:14,918 --> 00:43:18,792 - She's never met a lesbian before... - She's never met a lesbian before? 568 00:43:18,798 --> 00:43:21,631 What about Ellen and Portia? I mean does she not have a TV? 569 00:43:21,677 --> 00:43:23,771 Hey, how about you say 570 00:43:23,805 --> 00:43:25,251 the scripted line? 571 00:43:29,787 --> 00:43:31,530 Oh come on! 572 00:43:32,008 --> 00:43:35,932 No, no, no, don't get... don't get upset. Just... She's alright. 573 00:43:35,966 --> 00:43:37,040 What? 574 00:43:37,086 --> 00:43:38,750 You wanna go take care of it? 575 00:43:54,197 --> 00:43:56,141 What's going on? 576 00:44:06,746 --> 00:44:09,102 We hooked up the other night, Jenny. 577 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,580 I know. 578 00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:13,670 Now you're just treating me like some random actor, 579 00:44:13,716 --> 00:44:15,632 - like you don't even know me. - No! 580 00:44:15,675 --> 00:44:17,620 I thought that it was really... 581 00:44:17,668 --> 00:44:20,261 I thought that it was really amazing. 582 00:44:20,306 --> 00:44:23,251 Did you, did you get the necklace that I gave you? 583 00:44:23,296 --> 00:44:25,702 I don't care about some lame-ass necklace. 584 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:28,200 I mean, you didn't even come in to see me this morning. 585 00:44:28,246 --> 00:44:31,773 - It's like you don't care about me at all! - No, that's not true. 586 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:33,930 I didn't come in to see you this morning 587 00:44:33,968 --> 00:44:36,680 because I don't want all these fucking dimwit actors 588 00:44:36,687 --> 00:44:38,350 gossiping about you. 589 00:44:38,405 --> 00:44:40,783 Or gossiping about me. 590 00:44:40,818 --> 00:44:43,982 Do you know what I wanted to do when you walked down the set today? 591 00:44:46,776 --> 00:44:48,782 I really wanted to kiss you. 592 00:44:51,607 --> 00:44:52,842 Really? 593 00:44:52,876 --> 00:44:53,982 Yeah. 594 00:45:01,577 --> 00:45:05,331 Oh, you're still mad. 595 00:45:12,036 --> 00:45:15,581 Oh! I thought that you were angry! 596 00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:18,420 What? 597 00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:20,251 Come here. 598 00:45:20,296 --> 00:45:21,481 What?! 599 00:45:37,057 --> 00:45:38,753 I wanna fuck you. 600 00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:41,073 Then do, fuck me. 601 00:45:42,007 --> 00:45:44,942 Oh my God! I wanna fuck you. 602 00:45:44,947 --> 00:45:48,770 Oh wow! I fuck you so. 603 00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:54,592 - Are you wet? - Oh my God! 604 00:45:54,635 --> 00:45:55,731 Hey, hey, 605 00:45:57,057 --> 00:45:58,932 you might wanna check this out. 606 00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:08,911 Oh my God! Fuck you! 607 00:46:11,446 --> 00:46:13,670 Don't come yet, don't come yet. 608 00:46:13,716 --> 00:46:15,960 What the fuck?! 609 00:46:18,578 --> 00:46:20,343 - Mister Kornbluth. - What?! 610 00:46:20,387 --> 00:46:23,472 - Mister Halsey just arrived at base camp. - Oh, that's great. 611 00:46:23,517 --> 00:46:24,811 William's here. 612 00:46:24,855 --> 00:46:28,161 I can't wait for him to hear what's happening on the set of his little lesbian movie. 613 00:46:32,058 --> 00:46:34,160 Here you go, Mister Halsey, an egg white 614 00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:36,650 with white asparagus omelette just for you. 615 00:46:36,686 --> 00:46:38,471 Oh this is so great. 616 00:46:38,516 --> 00:46:39,993 Look at that. 617 00:46:40,037 --> 00:46:43,591 That is the prettiest omelette that I've ever seen. 618 00:46:44,317 --> 00:46:45,970 Mister Halsey, 619 00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:47,821 - hi. - Hey! 620 00:46:47,866 --> 00:46:50,433 I'm Adele Channing, Jennifer Schecter's assistant. 621 00:46:50,447 --> 00:46:51,891 Would you like an omelette, Adele? 622 00:46:51,936 --> 00:46:54,460 They're making them with the yolk or without. 623 00:46:54,498 --> 00:46:57,273 Oh, no, thank you. Thank you, but, no thank you. 624 00:46:57,718 --> 00:46:59,702 I just uh... Jennifer wanted me to find you 625 00:46:59,785 --> 00:47:01,413 to let you know that there's been a little 626 00:47:01,457 --> 00:47:03,523 problem with Niki this morning. 627 00:47:03,565 --> 00:47:04,821 Really? 628 00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:07,621 Well, let's discuss what's wrong. 629 00:47:09,266 --> 00:47:13,132 The thing is, Mister Halsey, I think, I think you should know that 630 00:47:14,556 --> 00:47:17,832 Jennifer and Niki are kind of involved with one another. 631 00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:20,362 What do you mean? Romantically involved? 632 00:47:20,396 --> 00:47:22,761 Um... yes, yes. 633 00:47:22,795 --> 00:47:24,670 So the 634 00:47:24,715 --> 00:47:26,841 director of the picture 635 00:47:26,888 --> 00:47:28,142 is sleeping 636 00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:30,342 with the star. Is that what you're saying? 637 00:47:30,378 --> 00:47:31,842 Um yes. 638 00:47:33,106 --> 00:47:35,122 And it's not always a bad thing. 639 00:47:36,035 --> 00:47:37,851 - No? - No. 640 00:47:37,887 --> 00:47:39,522 How is it not a bad thing? 641 00:47:39,567 --> 00:47:41,570 You know, in the case of... 642 00:47:44,006 --> 00:47:46,213 in the case of Niki... 643 00:47:48,085 --> 00:47:50,573 She's just so young and so fresh and green. 644 00:47:50,616 --> 00:47:52,952 - Oh, really? - Well, she is! And 645 00:47:52,958 --> 00:47:55,200 I gotta tell you. She was just 646 00:47:55,237 --> 00:47:57,331 really nervous about this role. 647 00:47:57,978 --> 00:48:01,842 And thing is Jennifer knew how much you wanted, 648 00:48:01,885 --> 00:48:04,043 how much you needed Niki for this role. 649 00:48:04,075 --> 00:48:06,453 And when she sensed 650 00:48:06,487 --> 00:48:08,381 that Niki was about to drop out, 651 00:48:08,986 --> 00:48:11,142 well, she made her her lover. 652 00:48:11,775 --> 00:48:13,731 Everything changed after that. 653 00:48:15,915 --> 00:48:17,703 Well, that's interesting. 654 00:48:17,745 --> 00:48:20,131 That's a very interesting approach, Adele. 655 00:48:20,227 --> 00:48:22,602 Yes, I think that it saved the movie. 656 00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:26,333 Well, I'm gonna have to really think about that. 657 00:48:28,047 --> 00:48:29,991 Read your contract, Schecter! 658 00:48:30,025 --> 00:48:33,372 I can replace you, with or without cause. 659 00:48:33,417 --> 00:48:35,622 Calm down, Aaron. Is that your position? 660 00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:37,493 No, it's not my position, Jenny. I just, 661 00:48:37,536 --> 00:48:41,801 I think it could be difficult for production, but no, it's nobody's business, really. 662 00:48:42,918 --> 00:48:44,542 I don't know what you've heard, 663 00:48:44,587 --> 00:48:48,681 but I have never, in all my days being in show business 664 00:48:48,727 --> 00:48:51,541 - had to put up... - Wow! There she is! 665 00:48:51,587 --> 00:48:55,020 - I missed you! - Come and give your daddy a hug! 666 00:48:55,095 --> 00:48:56,803 He's been so mean to me! 667 00:48:56,808 --> 00:49:00,052 Mean? Don't you be mean to my baby! 668 00:49:02,478 --> 00:49:04,830 - That's the watch! - I'm wearying it. 669 00:49:04,876 --> 00:49:06,932 - That's the watch I got for you! - I love it. 670 00:49:07,006 --> 00:49:07,992 Yeah. 671 00:49:08,038 --> 00:49:11,192 Oh, you are really something else. 672 00:49:11,235 --> 00:49:13,762 That little Niki Stevens. 673 00:49:13,797 --> 00:49:15,761 Her movie hasn't even opened yet, 674 00:49:15,798 --> 00:49:18,760 and already she's out of control. 675 00:49:18,806 --> 00:49:20,550 Well, she's a bit fragile. 676 00:49:20,595 --> 00:49:24,313 Well, if there's anyone who can take a fragile person 677 00:49:25,065 --> 00:49:27,371 and glue them back together, 678 00:49:28,328 --> 00:49:30,063 I think that would be you. 679 00:49:30,106 --> 00:49:33,871 Now, didn't we make an excellent decision?! 680 00:49:38,298 --> 00:49:40,241 Fuck her, right? I don't even miss her. 681 00:49:40,318 --> 00:49:41,380 Yeah. 682 00:49:41,417 --> 00:49:42,750 I know you don't. 683 00:49:42,786 --> 00:49:45,361 - Okay, Alice, you're ready? - Yeah, I just... 684 00:49:45,406 --> 00:49:47,740 - My eyes are tearing for the mascara. - Just a second. 685 00:49:48,927 --> 00:49:50,283 Allergic to it sometimes. 686 00:49:50,316 --> 00:49:51,702 - Take a deep breath. - Yeah. 687 00:49:52,548 --> 00:49:53,872 Great. Okay. 688 00:49:53,917 --> 00:49:55,371 - You're cool? - Totally. 689 00:49:55,416 --> 00:49:56,500 - Right. - Right. 690 00:49:56,538 --> 00:49:57,862 Rolling. 691 00:49:59,457 --> 00:50:02,491 Hi, I'm Alice in Lesboland, and we're here, um, 692 00:50:02,535 --> 00:50:05,531 on location. It's a very special day. We're here 693 00:50:05,566 --> 00:50:07,763 on the set of Jenny Schecter's new film, 694 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,103 "Lez Girls". 695 00:50:09,145 --> 00:50:12,811 It's about the lives and the loves of lesbians in Los Angeles. 696 00:50:12,845 --> 00:50:15,850 And we're gonna meet the star of the movie, Niki Stevens, 697 00:50:15,895 --> 00:50:17,313 and uh... 698 00:50:17,355 --> 00:50:19,443 that's it! That's the girly action! 699 00:50:21,926 --> 00:50:24,210 - Okay. Good? - Yeah. 700 00:50:25,358 --> 00:50:26,813 - I'm alright. Yeah. - You're okay? 701 00:50:26,848 --> 00:50:28,201 - You're sure? - Yeah. 702 00:50:32,036 --> 00:50:34,000 We've got a problem with some of the neighbours. 703 00:50:34,046 --> 00:50:35,172 What kind of problem? 704 00:50:35,207 --> 00:50:38,302 There's a group of neighbourhood folks over there threatening to shut down the film. 705 00:50:38,345 --> 00:50:40,673 They say they don't want their neighbourhood trade as a 706 00:50:40,708 --> 00:50:44,150 hotbed of lesbian sex and salaciousness. 707 00:50:44,187 --> 00:50:45,763 We have a permit. 708 00:50:45,797 --> 00:50:47,701 Well, I'll go handle it. 709 00:50:48,578 --> 00:50:50,390 But they say no one told them. 710 00:50:57,017 --> 00:50:59,440 None of us won't be associated with this film, okay? 711 00:50:59,487 --> 00:51:01,871 It's unrealistic, it exploites. 712 00:51:01,905 --> 00:51:03,091 Frankly we're angry a hell 713 00:51:03,097 --> 00:51:05,382 lesbians are portrayed in so promiscuous sex scenes. 714 00:51:05,415 --> 00:51:07,433 Listen ladies, I don't know 715 00:51:07,467 --> 00:51:10,273 where any of you got your information from, 716 00:51:10,308 --> 00:51:12,272 but I just wanna tell you guys... 717 00:51:12,306 --> 00:51:14,911 Jenny, that's Dawn Denbo, she was at your party last week. 718 00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:17,612 - She lives in this neighbourhood? - I don't know. And I doubt it. 719 00:51:17,648 --> 00:51:19,160 - She doesn't live here. - Where do you live? 720 00:51:19,165 --> 00:51:21,620 She doesn't even live in this neighbourhood. She doesn't. 721 00:51:21,666 --> 00:51:23,813 - This is a personnal problem. - That doesn't matter. 722 00:51:23,855 --> 00:51:26,451 We have friends who live in this neighbourhood. It doesn't matter. 723 00:51:26,496 --> 00:51:28,772 That's right. You know what? Let me tell you something. 724 00:51:28,818 --> 00:51:31,122 - Have you even read the script? - Yes, I've read the script. 725 00:51:31,157 --> 00:51:33,353 - You have? - I've read some scenes and it sucked. 726 00:51:33,398 --> 00:51:36,223 I auditionned for Dona, I gave her my sides. 727 00:51:36,255 --> 00:51:39,151 So, how much do you think they want for it? 25,000 piece will do it? 728 00:51:39,188 --> 00:51:40,182 No! 729 00:51:40,215 --> 00:51:42,623 Who is this ? Your daddy Warbucks ? What's up with this? 730 00:51:42,655 --> 00:51:45,643 No, no, no. We don't... We're not interested in your money. Okay? 731 00:51:45,675 --> 00:51:47,883 No, it's a principle, I think. No, we're not interested in that. No. 732 00:51:47,887 --> 00:51:49,333 We'll take it. 733 00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:50,282 Yeah. 734 00:51:50,876 --> 00:51:54,712 Yeah. Ladies, if you follow, I'll get you some checks. 735 00:51:54,746 --> 00:51:55,890 Okay, you know what? Fine. That's right. 736 00:51:55,897 --> 00:51:58,381 With that 25,000 dollars out of your pockets, fine, you know. 737 00:51:58,418 --> 00:52:00,130 And you'll have to pay a lot more before it's over. 738 00:52:00,376 --> 00:52:02,941 - I've got two of those for you. - Fuck you Dembo. 739 00:52:02,986 --> 00:52:06,251 And your dumb lover! You're a rat fuck! 740 00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,633 Bye, Cindi! 741 00:52:07,676 --> 00:52:10,292 Don't talk to my girlfriend, Shane. 742 00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:13,320 - Adele, I like your new makeover. - Thanks. 743 00:52:13,355 --> 00:52:15,733 Then, I like those new jeans as well. 744 00:52:15,777 --> 00:52:17,371 What, these old things? 745 00:52:18,058 --> 00:52:20,212 Come on, you know you bought them yesterday. 746 00:52:20,215 --> 00:52:21,013 - "Monkey On My Back" by Client - 747 00:52:21,045 --> 00:52:22,540 I bought them yesterday. 748 00:52:22,575 --> 00:52:24,863 Well, whenever you bought them, they are cute. 749 00:52:24,907 --> 00:52:26,131 And you look really good in them. 750 00:52:26,178 --> 00:52:27,302 Thank you. 751 00:52:27,337 --> 00:52:29,481 So, what are you thinking about? 752 00:52:32,005 --> 00:52:33,603 Okay, I'm thinking 753 00:52:33,636 --> 00:52:36,593 just a really long and really straight 754 00:52:36,637 --> 00:52:38,090 bangs, 755 00:52:38,138 --> 00:52:39,561 coming forward like this. 756 00:52:40,598 --> 00:52:43,940 And then, maybe a couple pieces on the side here, 757 00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:47,223 and a couple of pieces on the side here, all coming forward, 758 00:52:47,256 --> 00:52:50,833 so string across, and forward here. 759 00:52:50,868 --> 00:52:52,320 Like Jenny's haircut. 760 00:52:53,488 --> 00:52:56,312 No. Oh, I wasn't thinking it was like Jenny's. 761 00:52:56,358 --> 00:52:59,040 Yeah. It's like... It is very much like Jenny's. 762 00:52:59,077 --> 00:53:00,650 If that's what you want. 763 00:53:00,687 --> 00:53:01,943 Well, 764 00:53:03,356 --> 00:53:06,141 if you think then we don't have to do it. That's okay. 765 00:53:06,185 --> 00:53:08,551 Oh, I'm not saying that. I know. I just wanna make sure that you knew. 766 00:53:08,587 --> 00:53:10,553 So you don't mind having your hair wannabe 767 00:53:10,596 --> 00:53:12,702 before a little bit when it's down? 768 00:53:12,745 --> 00:53:14,160 No, that's good. 769 00:53:14,197 --> 00:53:16,821 - Yeah, that looks... - Bring it down further. 770 00:53:19,028 --> 00:53:21,091 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 771 00:53:21,125 --> 00:53:22,743 That's what you want? 772 00:53:26,516 --> 00:53:28,070 Sure like right about there, 773 00:53:28,117 --> 00:53:30,491 - right above the eyes? - Right. Yes. Right above the eyes. 774 00:53:31,038 --> 00:53:32,550 I think that's what I want. 775 00:53:33,097 --> 00:53:35,793 She was so noble. She was gonna take the fall for me. 776 00:53:36,507 --> 00:53:37,981 Where she is? 777 00:53:39,097 --> 00:53:41,440 She's working but I think she's gonna come over tonight. 778 00:53:42,178 --> 00:53:44,282 I mean, it sucks that she has to resign. 779 00:53:44,298 --> 00:53:47,220 I can't even tell you how fucked that is. It's so fucked up. 780 00:53:47,256 --> 00:53:50,482 I mean, Jodi is really the most anti-gun person I've ever met. 781 00:53:50,518 --> 00:53:54,042 And really for her the entire piece was about gun violence. 782 00:53:54,086 --> 00:53:57,052 I was thinking about getting a gun. 783 00:53:57,087 --> 00:53:59,181 No, you're not getting a gun. 784 00:53:59,218 --> 00:54:01,751 Ever since the robbery? I wanna protect myself, 785 00:54:01,785 --> 00:54:04,000 - I wanna feel safe. - You're not gonna feel safe with a gun. 786 00:54:04,045 --> 00:54:06,463 A gun doesn't make you feel safe. You're not getting a gun. 787 00:54:06,498 --> 00:54:07,283 - You're not. - Ladies, 788 00:54:07,326 --> 00:54:08,950 you can't go this way, we're making a movie. 789 00:54:08,988 --> 00:54:11,742 - I live in this neighbourhood. - And we are friends of the producer, 790 00:54:11,777 --> 00:54:13,390 and the director. So. 791 00:54:13,426 --> 00:54:14,443 It's okay. 792 00:54:14,478 --> 00:54:16,830 - They're with me. - Oh yeah. 793 00:54:19,358 --> 00:54:21,233 Are you here to visit the set? 794 00:54:21,247 --> 00:54:24,582 - If that's okay. - It's great! Come on! 795 00:54:24,617 --> 00:54:27,390 I'll show you around. You're just in time. 796 00:54:28,207 --> 00:54:29,991 We're about to have the martini. 797 00:54:30,028 --> 00:54:32,062 Oh, martini? 798 00:54:32,098 --> 00:54:33,163 Look, not for me. 799 00:54:33,196 --> 00:54:36,052 No, no, that's the last shot of the day, Kit. 800 00:54:38,678 --> 00:54:40,352 I can't believe you're here. 801 00:54:41,167 --> 00:54:42,663 I couldn't resist. 802 00:54:43,536 --> 00:54:45,052 So you guys are gonna get in the car 803 00:54:45,097 --> 00:54:47,921 and you're gonna pick it up from "I'm so glad that we're home". Okay? 804 00:54:51,357 --> 00:54:52,993 Everybody? 805 00:54:53,037 --> 00:54:54,611 - Hey! - Look who's here. 806 00:54:54,647 --> 00:54:56,172 - Hey you guys. - Hey! 807 00:55:01,737 --> 00:55:03,163 Come sit over here. 808 00:55:05,787 --> 00:55:08,321 Okay, so you guys get in the car... 809 00:55:08,367 --> 00:55:10,141 Jenny is 810 00:55:10,847 --> 00:55:13,462 - fucking the star. - Oh, Jesus! 811 00:55:13,515 --> 00:55:16,161 Or, should I say "She is fucking herself". 812 00:55:18,016 --> 00:55:20,380 - Oh, hey, Max. How are you? - You got your hair cut? 813 00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:21,972 Oh, yeah. 814 00:55:22,018 --> 00:55:23,962 Shane did it. It was her idea. 815 00:55:24,508 --> 00:55:25,630 You like it? 816 00:55:25,678 --> 00:55:27,821 It seems like it's a popular cut around here. 817 00:55:28,916 --> 00:55:30,053 What do you mean? 818 00:55:30,087 --> 00:55:32,613 I mean, it kinda looks like Jenny's hair. 819 00:55:34,276 --> 00:55:35,812 I don't think so. 820 00:55:35,848 --> 00:55:37,092 You don't... 821 00:55:37,127 --> 00:55:38,811 It looks good. It looks good on you. 822 00:55:41,605 --> 00:55:43,802 You know the fucking SheBar girls? 823 00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:45,800 They came and they tried to shut the production down. 824 00:55:45,838 --> 00:55:47,621 - Get the fuck out! - I'm not kidding. 825 00:55:47,687 --> 00:55:48,492 Yep. 826 00:55:48,538 --> 00:55:50,392 You know, you know, 827 00:55:50,428 --> 00:55:53,020 we're gonna take them down. That's it. It's on. 828 00:55:53,068 --> 00:55:54,080 - Are you guys with me? - Yeah. 829 00:55:54,126 --> 00:55:55,800 - I'm always with you. - No, seriously. 830 00:55:55,888 --> 00:55:58,053 I am. I wish Tasha was here. She'd know what to do. 831 00:55:58,088 --> 00:55:59,471 Then give her a call. 832 00:56:00,078 --> 00:56:02,003 I'm just saying. Come on. 833 00:56:02,028 --> 00:56:03,810 Wow, this is a really big deal. 834 00:56:05,078 --> 00:56:06,960 It's pretty amazing, isn't it? 835 00:56:08,476 --> 00:56:10,242 And Jenny's at the helm. 836 00:56:12,118 --> 00:56:13,170 Yeah. 837 00:56:14,018 --> 00:56:16,172 Really interesting choice on Adele there. 838 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:19,823 I'm telling you. It was not my choice. But she just insisted. 839 00:56:20,448 --> 00:56:22,020 What? 840 00:56:23,446 --> 00:56:25,642 - What? - But she told me that, 841 00:56:25,686 --> 00:56:27,930 that she was uncomfortable with it and that you 842 00:56:28,716 --> 00:56:30,233 encouraged her to do it. 843 00:56:31,228 --> 00:56:33,570 She said... No! She said that? 844 00:56:33,608 --> 00:56:36,162 Yeah, she said she didn't wanna do it. You insisted. 845 00:56:36,198 --> 00:56:37,890 - Why would she say that? - Creepy. 846 00:56:38,825 --> 00:56:40,153 It's freaky, you guys. 847 00:56:40,198 --> 00:56:42,282 You know what? I think it's gonna be great. 848 00:56:43,478 --> 00:56:45,930 It's gonna be great because you're producing it. 849 00:56:49,058 --> 00:56:51,031 Sandra, can we shoot? 850 00:56:51,077 --> 00:56:52,680 - Yeah. - Let's go! 851 00:56:54,188 --> 00:56:56,010 - "Juliet of the Spirits" by The B-52's - 852 00:56:57,415 --> 00:56:59,161 titelilie www.forom.com 853 00:56:59,211 --> 00:57:03,761 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 64200

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