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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,560 - "Funky Thang" by The Bar-Kays - 2 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:09,292 You're looking very Shane today. 3 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:12,229 - Isn't it fantastic? - It's right exactly the chord we wanted. 4 00:01:12,264 --> 00:01:14,429 Sexy and with holding. 5 00:01:14,464 --> 00:01:16,649 Like you wanna fuck me, but you can't fuck me. 6 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:18,988 - Tomorrow's gonna be amazing! - I know, right! 7 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,643 I'm sorry, what's tomorrow night? 8 00:01:20,678 --> 00:01:23,323 Silly! We're sponsoring the "Roll the Dice" premiere! 9 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:27,548 Well, I don't know if I can get a baby sitter in time 10 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:30,060 Tomorrow night, there's gonna be you, everywhere; 11 00:01:30,094 --> 00:01:31,550 posters, billboards, 12 00:01:31,556 --> 00:01:34,060 giftbags, coasters, trash cans, keychains, handbags. 13 00:01:34,102 --> 00:01:37,250 And you, you'd better be there, looking very Shane. 14 00:01:37,289 --> 00:01:40,440 It's the biggest party of the year and you are our new It girl! 15 00:01:40,485 --> 00:01:42,403 Don't you wanna just die?! 16 00:02:48,106 --> 00:02:49,212 Yep? 17 00:02:49,477 --> 00:02:51,693 - What am I gonna do? - About what? 18 00:02:51,737 --> 00:02:53,782 About Phillys, she keeps calling me! 19 00:02:53,818 --> 00:02:55,532 And she thinks I'm the love of her life. 20 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:57,372 What did you expect, man? You were her first love. 21 00:02:57,406 --> 00:03:00,141 I know, but Shane, she's married, with kids! 22 00:03:00,187 --> 00:03:02,821 And, you know, she's this totally accomplished woman 23 00:03:02,877 --> 00:03:04,380 with this big time career, 24 00:03:04,387 --> 00:03:06,332 and this whole other, you know, 25 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:09,170 life! And now Bette's mad at me. 26 00:03:09,205 --> 00:03:12,781 Look, Alice, I love you to pieces, angel, but I gotta do with my own stuff right now. 27 00:03:12,806 --> 00:03:13,692 What thing? 28 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,922 - That fucking at work thing. - Be specific. 29 00:03:16,006 --> 00:03:19,520 There's this fucking bullshit goddam Hollywood party that I have to go to. 30 00:03:19,558 --> 00:03:20,930 Ooh, what movie? 31 00:03:20,978 --> 00:03:22,830 Uh... What is it, "Roll the Dice"? 32 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:24,282 You're a part of the "Roll The Dice" commune? 33 00:03:24,286 --> 00:03:26,680 - That's so exciting! - No, it's really not that big deal. 34 00:03:26,715 --> 00:03:29,203 Oh my god! Can I please be your date, please? 35 00:03:29,248 --> 00:03:31,163 And I think you should invite everybody. 36 00:03:31,206 --> 00:03:33,072 No, no. I mean, I mean, 37 00:03:33,107 --> 00:03:34,902 yes, you can be my date, 38 00:03:34,905 --> 00:03:36,502 but no, I don't want you to invite in everybody else. 39 00:03:36,505 --> 00:03:37,702 Don't be a yenta. 40 00:03:37,735 --> 00:03:41,200 Alright, Shane, I really think we should all be there to, like, support your underwear. 41 00:03:41,237 --> 00:03:43,032 Oh, shit. Hold on. It's my other line. 42 00:03:48,657 --> 00:03:50,691 Alright, two words... Phyllis. 43 00:03:50,707 --> 00:03:52,471 - What? - She's that really hot star 44 00:03:52,478 --> 00:03:55,043 you know, "Roll The Dice", and I wanna go to the premiere tomorrow night 45 00:03:55,075 --> 00:03:56,973 - and support to Shane. - I can't go. Why? 46 00:03:57,008 --> 00:03:59,071 Because I have to work. Why do I have to work? 47 00:03:59,117 --> 00:04:00,970 Because of the way that you broke up with Phyllis. 48 00:04:01,006 --> 00:04:03,010 She's completely terrorizing my staff; 49 00:04:03,105 --> 00:04:06,261 she's already slashed my budget. It's a fucking bloodbath over here. 50 00:04:06,328 --> 00:04:07,800 Bette, Phyllis on line 1. 51 00:04:07,835 --> 00:04:09,680 - Alice, can you hold on? - Yeah, yeah... 52 00:04:13,097 --> 00:04:15,030 - Phyllis... - Have you heard from Alice? 53 00:04:17,065 --> 00:04:18,640 No. No. 54 00:04:18,686 --> 00:04:21,022 But you know what? I'm sure she's just swamped with her 55 00:04:21,058 --> 00:04:22,431 her internet site and... 56 00:04:22,448 --> 00:04:25,040 I need you to get her to talk to me. 57 00:04:25,085 --> 00:04:27,263 It's a difficult situation, Phyllis. 58 00:04:27,306 --> 00:04:31,533 The sex was incredible, stellar, earth shadow even. 59 00:04:31,567 --> 00:04:33,363 Well, you know, sometimes 60 00:04:33,408 --> 00:04:35,570 when you have great sex with someone it doesn't mean, 61 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,580 really, that you're supposed to have a relationship. 62 00:04:37,608 --> 00:04:39,663 - Hello? - We're out of milk. 63 00:04:39,708 --> 00:04:42,591 Alright, listen. We're going to the premiere of "Roll The Dice" tomorrow night 64 00:04:42,595 --> 00:04:43,790 to see Shane's underwear. 65 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,281 I'm not going anywhere. 66 00:04:45,635 --> 00:04:46,801 It's too expensive. 67 00:04:46,885 --> 00:04:49,072 - Even when I work, I lose money. - Helena, seriously. 68 00:04:49,108 --> 00:04:51,873 I'm getting worried, 'cause like, you're not eating, you're not sleeping. 69 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,602 I'm eating, all right? I'm eating. 70 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:55,523 Don't worry. You're coming, 71 00:04:55,527 --> 00:04:58,770 you're gonna have a great time, we're all gonna go see Shane's underwear. 72 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,192 Great, I'll talk to you later. 73 00:05:02,546 --> 00:05:04,021 - What? - Helena's in! 74 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:06,030 Alice, I'm telling you! That's no point! 75 00:05:06,038 --> 00:05:08,132 I don't want anybody in, I don't want anybody out. 76 00:05:08,165 --> 00:05:10,052 - You get it? - Ooh, it's Papi. Hold on. 77 00:05:10,118 --> 00:05:12,341 You know what? Fuck it! I'm getting off. I want coffee. 78 00:05:12,387 --> 00:05:14,312 - Yo! - Alicia! 79 00:05:14,407 --> 00:05:16,993 You're going to that "Roll The Dice" premiere tomorrow night with your girl, Shane? 80 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:18,763 - Yes, I am. - Alright, 'cause, 81 00:05:18,857 --> 00:05:20,863 I got myself a ticket from this producer that I drive 82 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:22,420 but I wanna bring my girl, Tasha. 83 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,992 - She's your girlfriend? - No, she's not my girl. 84 00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:26,390 She's my girl, you know? 85 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,732 And, by the way, she's one of the best people 86 00:05:28,785 --> 00:05:30,691 on the face of the planet that you could ever meet. 87 00:05:31,686 --> 00:05:33,173 And I think she thinks you're cute. 88 00:05:33,178 --> 00:05:34,592 She thinks I'm cute? 89 00:05:34,627 --> 00:05:36,300 - Definitively. - Okay, listen. 90 00:05:36,315 --> 00:05:38,331 - I'll try to hook you up with a ticket. - Alright, good. 91 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:41,941 Also, there's an after party done by some woman like Rothberg. 92 00:05:41,986 --> 00:05:44,670 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Catherine Rothberg. 93 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:46,502 She's famous for her high stakes poker game. 94 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,822 But she's way outta my league, I don't even know how to play. 95 00:05:48,856 --> 00:05:49,772 That's okay, girl, 96 00:05:49,835 --> 00:05:52,182 'cause I just happen to be an expert and I'll teach you how to play. 97 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,210 - Okay, great. Oh, bye. - See you. 98 00:05:55,508 --> 00:05:57,742 Great, fun, fun, fun. 99 00:05:58,697 --> 00:06:00,453 - Yo. - We're going out tonight. 100 00:06:00,476 --> 00:06:02,690 - I'm sensing a love connection. - Yo, I know what you're doing. 101 00:06:02,736 --> 00:06:05,161 - Don't do it. - You can't fight the fate, Williams. 102 00:06:05,195 --> 00:06:06,773 I see the signs. 103 00:06:06,815 --> 00:06:08,470 We're going out and that's an order. 104 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:11,533 - Jodi Lerner's here to see you. - What? 105 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,502 Jodi! 106 00:06:16,196 --> 00:06:19,353 Um, hi. I'm really sorry that I haven't 107 00:06:19,355 --> 00:06:21,861 returned your calls. I've just been so slammed... 108 00:06:21,905 --> 00:06:23,610 You know what? Stop it. 109 00:06:25,007 --> 00:06:28,210 You've been freakin' out ever since we almost kissed. 110 00:06:28,308 --> 00:06:30,853 And you're avoiding me. So I just wanted to say, 111 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,151 get over it. You're wicked hot, 112 00:06:33,156 --> 00:06:34,821 and I would have gone for it. 113 00:06:35,415 --> 00:06:37,241 But we have to work together. 114 00:06:38,057 --> 00:06:40,582 So if you wanna pretend that it never happened, 115 00:06:41,037 --> 00:06:42,250 I'm okay with that. 116 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:46,683 I don't even know how to respond to that. 117 00:06:46,727 --> 00:06:48,593 - You've got Phyllis on line 1. - Shit! 118 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:51,353 I'll let you get that. 119 00:06:56,006 --> 00:06:57,220 Phyllis! 120 00:06:57,566 --> 00:06:59,543 It's because she met Leonard? 121 00:06:59,548 --> 00:07:01,511 If I didn't have a husband, everything would be different. 122 00:07:01,556 --> 00:07:02,890 - Alice on line 4. - Phyllis, 123 00:07:02,966 --> 00:07:04,702 can you hold on for just a second? 124 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,461 Hi Alice. Alice, you've got to break up with her. 125 00:07:09,007 --> 00:07:12,383 - I already broke up with her. - Yeah, well, you re-break up with her, 126 00:07:12,427 --> 00:07:15,502 because some lesbians, you know what, you have to break up with them more than once. 127 00:07:15,806 --> 00:07:17,911 - Hold on, that's Jenny. I gotta go. - I'm serious! 128 00:07:17,947 --> 00:07:19,442 - Alice! - Okay! 129 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,261 - Hi! - Hi! 130 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,992 Do you wanna come to the Planet and have coffee with me? 131 00:07:25,005 --> 00:07:28,013 I wish I could. There's so much drama. But listen, 132 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:29,782 we're all gonna to the premiere of "Roll The Dice" tomorrow night. 133 00:07:29,788 --> 00:07:30,610 Do you wanna come? 134 00:07:30,637 --> 00:07:32,280 - Yeah, definitively. - Hey mama. 135 00:07:32,338 --> 00:07:33,673 Hi! Hang on one sec. 136 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:36,182 That's Alice and she's putting together a bunch of people 137 00:07:36,216 --> 00:07:37,513 for the "Roll of the Dice" premiere, 138 00:07:37,516 --> 00:07:39,133 tomorrow night. Do you wanna come? 139 00:07:39,178 --> 00:07:40,413 Give me the phone. 140 00:07:41,006 --> 00:07:43,243 Alice, you're fucking killing me! 141 00:07:43,308 --> 00:07:44,690 I'm not doing anything! 142 00:07:44,744 --> 00:07:47,700 Dean Porter's office. It's Kit, her sister's calling. 143 00:07:47,806 --> 00:07:49,520 I'm gonna kill myself. 144 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,530 Before you kill yourself, Jenny wants to know 145 00:07:51,549 --> 00:07:53,633 do you wanna go to a premiere with her tomorrow night? 146 00:07:53,668 --> 00:07:56,831 I can't go. Because I'll be dead. Because I will have killed myself. 147 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,681 Phyllis will not get off the fucking phone. 148 00:07:58,727 --> 00:08:00,423 Well, Shane's on the phone with Alice now. 149 00:08:00,445 --> 00:08:03,683 Could she tell her to tell Alice to break it off. Right now. 150 00:08:03,728 --> 00:08:04,471 - Shane? - Yeah? 151 00:08:04,487 --> 00:08:07,962 Bette said, tell Alice to call Phyllis and break it off with her right now. 152 00:08:08,005 --> 00:08:09,491 Okay, look, Kit says that Bette says 153 00:08:09,496 --> 00:08:11,352 you need to call Phyllis and break it off with her right now. 154 00:08:11,445 --> 00:08:12,612 - I did! - She did. 155 00:08:12,656 --> 00:08:14,363 - She did. - Well, tell her to do it again. 156 00:08:14,376 --> 00:08:15,631 - Do it again! - Look, Alice, 157 00:08:15,665 --> 00:08:17,242 will you please let this woman off the hook? 158 00:08:17,306 --> 00:08:19,020 Oh, really! You of all people are giving me advice 159 00:08:19,057 --> 00:08:20,310 on how to let a girl down easy? 160 00:08:20,408 --> 00:08:22,133 You know what? I don't think that, 161 00:08:22,237 --> 00:08:23,980 - I don't think that response is necessary. - I don't have any money. 162 00:08:24,015 --> 00:08:25,620 I also don't want you to change the topic. 163 00:08:25,628 --> 00:08:27,482 I wanna know how many people you fucking invited. 164 00:08:27,516 --> 00:08:30,753 Okay, I invited Helena, Jenny, Bette. She can't come. 165 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:34,370 Uh, Papi's coming, but she needs an extra ticket for Tasha. 166 00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:36,352 - But that's her angry friend. - Not angry. 167 00:08:36,395 --> 00:08:37,861 Papi said she's not angry, she's just... 168 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,080 Well, look, Alice, I'm sorry, this is Jenny's phone. Hold on. 169 00:08:40,578 --> 00:08:41,541 Hello? 170 00:08:41,645 --> 00:08:43,332 - Debbie? - What? Who's Debbie? 171 00:08:43,408 --> 00:08:45,180 It's for me. 172 00:08:45,227 --> 00:08:48,001 - Uh, could you hold on a second? - Oh yeah, sure. 173 00:08:48,108 --> 00:08:49,060 - Hey Al... - Yeah. 174 00:08:49,065 --> 00:08:50,450 Look, I gotta go. It's Jenny's phone. 175 00:08:50,495 --> 00:08:52,433 Listen, we're gonna have a really good time tomorrow night. 176 00:08:52,478 --> 00:08:54,431 Uh-huh, I'm so sure. Bye. 177 00:08:55,006 --> 00:08:58,412 Um, hold on a second, please. 178 00:09:00,288 --> 00:09:01,530 Who is Debbie? 179 00:09:01,578 --> 00:09:03,423 Debbie is my 180 00:09:03,428 --> 00:09:05,520 - childhood nick name. - Right. 181 00:09:05,957 --> 00:09:07,292 - Sorry. - Okay, Debbie. 182 00:09:07,356 --> 00:09:08,223 Hello? 183 00:09:08,258 --> 00:09:10,411 Hi! I got your message. 184 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,442 Yes. Well, guess what? 185 00:09:13,448 --> 00:09:14,520 Sorry. 186 00:09:14,527 --> 00:09:17,392 I am thinking of getting a puppy! 187 00:09:17,428 --> 00:09:19,721 And I was wandering whether you wanna come with me 188 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,711 at the shelter this week end to pick one out. 189 00:09:21,746 --> 00:09:24,943 Oh my God, Debbie! I'd be totally honored to help you pick out a puppy. 190 00:09:24,987 --> 00:09:26,553 But I can't this week end. 191 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:28,551 Stacey's here. 192 00:09:29,016 --> 00:09:32,442 Yeah, we're going on a romantic week end and we leave in the morning. 193 00:09:32,478 --> 00:09:33,563 Oh really? 194 00:09:33,647 --> 00:09:34,922 Where are you guys going? 195 00:09:34,966 --> 00:09:37,840 Uh, she booked a B&B in Solvang. It's supposed to be really pretty. 196 00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:39,733 That's great! 197 00:09:40,927 --> 00:09:43,813 I'm very happy for you that you're working it out. 198 00:09:43,857 --> 00:09:44,940 Thank you. 199 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:47,563 I told her that if she cancelled this week end that was over. 200 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:49,213 I did exactly what you said and... 201 00:09:49,948 --> 00:09:50,851 Well, 202 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,390 - have a great week end. - Thanks, Debbie. 203 00:09:57,007 --> 00:10:00,320 Do you think I could just use your phone for just a quick sec? 204 00:10:00,706 --> 00:10:02,190 It's not long distance. 205 00:10:02,197 --> 00:10:03,200 Thanks. 206 00:10:04,325 --> 00:10:05,430 Sorry. 207 00:10:09,378 --> 00:10:10,272 Hello? 208 00:10:10,307 --> 00:10:13,040 - You're Stacey Merkins there? - Speaking. 209 00:10:13,107 --> 00:10:15,540 This is Sophia Mancuso calling from Si Magazine. 210 00:10:15,588 --> 00:10:18,121 - Si Magazine? - Uh, yes, Si, si. 211 00:10:18,207 --> 00:10:23,423 And the writer who was covering the "Roll The Dice" premiere 212 00:10:23,427 --> 00:10:26,280 uh dropped out tomorrow 213 00:10:26,317 --> 00:10:28,310 and we want to know if you could go 214 00:10:28,318 --> 00:10:31,021 tomorrow to interview that Shane McCutcheon. 215 00:10:31,067 --> 00:10:32,941 Gee, that's really short notice. I've a week end plan... 216 00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:36,121 Oh no! Well, you're too busy, that's terrible! Oh! 217 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:38,191 So sad, because, you know, 218 00:10:38,198 --> 00:10:41,952 we are looking for a senior editore but if you're too busy... 219 00:10:41,987 --> 00:10:43,601 - I understand... - Wait, no, no, no, wait. 220 00:10:43,605 --> 00:10:47,510 - I think I can rearrange a few things. - Oh! Excellente! We will be in touch with you. 221 00:10:47,556 --> 00:10:50,572 And then someone, my assistant, Angelica, 222 00:10:50,576 --> 00:10:52,991 will call you about the press pass, okay? 223 00:10:53,025 --> 00:10:55,142 - Okay. - Bye. Big kiss to you. 224 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,162 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 225 00:10:57,196 --> 00:11:00,663 Thank you so much. I really, really appreciate it. 226 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,913 Do you think Alice is seeing another woman? 227 00:11:03,957 --> 00:11:06,322 No, I don't think she's seeing someone else. 228 00:11:06,356 --> 00:11:08,362 I think she probably just needs more space. 229 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:11,511 Why does she need space? Did she tell you she needed space? 230 00:11:11,608 --> 00:11:13,582 - I have Alice on line 4. - Phyllis, 231 00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:15,650 can you, can you just hold on one second? 232 00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:17,330 Just one second, okay? 233 00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,152 - Alice! - No! 234 00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:23,472 I wanted to tell you that I feel bad about this, this Phyllis thing. 235 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,433 I just don't think talking is gonna help. 236 00:11:26,006 --> 00:11:28,623 - Oh, fuck, Phyllis is calling. - Oh, pick it up! 237 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:31,082 - No, I can't. - No, no, no, pick it up right now. 238 00:11:31,497 --> 00:11:33,583 - Oh wait, it went to voice mail. - Oh, fuck! 239 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,863 Fuck! My life is ruined. It's just ruined. 240 00:11:35,907 --> 00:11:38,150 I'm sorry, I am. I just... 241 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,390 I didn't plan for this to happen. 242 00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:41,763 Hi, it's Phyllis. 243 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,092 I just wanted you to know 244 00:11:44,097 --> 00:11:45,761 that 245 00:11:45,766 --> 00:11:47,392 I really miss you 246 00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:49,922 and 247 00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:52,233 I want this thing to work out. 248 00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,802 I know you're scared. 249 00:11:55,225 --> 00:11:57,133 I'm scared too. 250 00:11:57,806 --> 00:12:00,280 I don't want it to end, Alice. 251 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,320 I'm in love with you. 252 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,021 Please, call me. I'm at the office. 253 00:12:09,007 --> 00:12:10,223 Call me. 254 00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:14,630 Phyllis... 255 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,083 Phyllis? 256 00:12:18,736 --> 00:12:20,021 Damnit! 257 00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:24,372 - Tina's here to see you. - What?! Tina? 258 00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:27,072 How fucking hard is it to get you on the phone? 259 00:12:27,106 --> 00:12:28,433 Apparently not that hard. 260 00:12:28,466 --> 00:12:29,821 You can't avoid me whenever you like. 261 00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:31,452 Because we have a kid together now, okay? 262 00:12:31,508 --> 00:12:32,932 Okay! What do you need from me now? 263 00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:37,053 I need you signature on the Beverly Montessori enrolment. 264 00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:42,620 Wait, enrolment? I just, I just only sent the applications. 265 00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:43,943 You what? 266 00:12:44,036 --> 00:12:46,213 We decided that we were gonna apply to First... center 267 00:12:46,258 --> 00:12:49,043 for early education. Then I had a chat with... Institute 268 00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:51,021 because they had early art and music programs. 269 00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,602 How could you do that? How could you make all these decisions without me? 270 00:12:53,635 --> 00:12:56,120 What do you mean? I didn't, I didn't make these decisions without you. 271 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,411 We both decided, Tina. 272 00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,193 No, we decided nothing of the sort. 273 00:12:59,198 --> 00:13:01,312 Angelica should go to Beverly Montessori. 274 00:13:01,357 --> 00:13:03,383 There is no way we are gonna pay 275 00:13:03,387 --> 00:13:06,901 - 18.000 dollars for preschool. - We will pay whatever it takes 276 00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:09,043 to get her the best education available. 277 00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,473 Beverly Montessori is a wonderful school and it happens to be 278 00:13:11,518 --> 00:13:13,921 - very close to my house. - That is not a factor. 279 00:13:13,957 --> 00:13:17,622 So you're gonna make Angelica take a two-and-a-half hour car ride every single day 280 00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:20,321 so she can go to preschool with Diane Keaton's kids! 281 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,342 No! I will make sure that she goes to the best school period. 282 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,220 The best school period! 283 00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:28,501 You know what? Fuck it! I don't even know why I bother. You clearly 284 00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:31,372 decided all of this without me. And you what, for the record, 285 00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:32,742 I am not gonna let your overachieving, 286 00:13:32,748 --> 00:13:36,102 psycho dysfunction stress out our kid before she's three years old. 287 00:13:36,187 --> 00:13:38,490 It's just fucking preschool, for God's sake! 288 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:41,500 - Crayons. And Playdough. - No, it is not just crayons. 289 00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:43,563 It is a fucking Ivy League education. 290 00:13:43,608 --> 00:13:46,161 So naive. Jesus! 291 00:13:47,298 --> 00:13:50,501 Uh... Bette? Phyllis is on line 1. 292 00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:53,502 Oh, fuck you, James. Just fuck you. 293 00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:58,813 - "Buns O'Plenty" by Isaac Hayes - 294 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,270 Honestly, Alice, 295 00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:03,171 poker's not my game. I mean, 296 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,493 I played once in Monte Carlo. 297 00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:07,923 And I'm not a winner. 298 00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:10,033 Oh, that's okay, 'cause, you know, that's why Papi's coming. 299 00:14:10,035 --> 00:14:12,971 She's gonna teach sort a little poker tricks, you know. 300 00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:14,733 Oh shit! Come in! 301 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:18,370 Helena, pick your shit up. Get your pants off the chips! 302 00:14:18,405 --> 00:14:19,851 - What's up? - Hey! 303 00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:21,881 Liquor in the front... 304 00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,732 Yeah, poker in the rear. I know that one. 305 00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:24,862 Who wants a drink? 306 00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:27,071 - I do. - You want a drink? 307 00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:28,391 Yeah, okay. 308 00:14:28,427 --> 00:14:30,402 Oh, I invited some people. I hope you don't mind. 309 00:14:31,005 --> 00:14:33,283 You should just leave that open. Hey! Come in! 310 00:14:33,315 --> 00:14:36,160 - A lot of people? - Like a few... 311 00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:37,533 - Hi! - Hey. 312 00:14:41,306 --> 00:14:42,972 I don't have to get that 313 00:14:42,978 --> 00:14:44,342 phone call. 314 00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:51,150 So, Papi, listen, 315 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:54,851 I haven't played poker for a really long time. 316 00:14:54,905 --> 00:14:57,412 Alright, Helena, english muffin, don't you even worry, alright? 317 00:14:57,457 --> 00:14:59,661 It's all about the lessons you learn here tonight. Okay? 318 00:14:59,705 --> 00:15:01,923 You follow these simple rules, you can't loose. 319 00:15:02,948 --> 00:15:04,830 - Let's play! - Hi, Papi. 320 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,202 Come here, give me a kiss. 321 00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:13,440 I love you. 322 00:15:14,556 --> 00:15:16,441 Why don't you get a drink, okay? 323 00:15:16,508 --> 00:15:17,461 Alright. 324 00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:21,411 Do you like cards? 325 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:25,590 Do I... Come watch how I take your money. 326 00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:39,393 Come on, I really want you to hear the song, girl. 327 00:15:39,408 --> 00:15:42,383 - Angus, he hasn't heard it. - Hey, James. 328 00:15:42,405 --> 00:15:46,373 James, can you get me the best internet site available for learning sign language? 329 00:15:46,558 --> 00:15:49,042 Angus and Angelica are here to see you. 330 00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:52,310 Speaking of Angus, can you just show me the man? 331 00:15:52,338 --> 00:15:54,190 Angus and Angelica, they just start walk into my office. 332 00:15:54,227 --> 00:15:56,181 Oh how's my boo? My little boo? 333 00:15:56,227 --> 00:15:57,472 I don't know. 334 00:15:57,548 --> 00:15:59,221 - You tell me. - What do you mean? 335 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:01,270 Well, I mean, you do everything for him. 336 00:16:01,278 --> 00:16:03,200 I just want to make sure that he's treating my sister right. 337 00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:04,710 Kit, can you hold on a second? 338 00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:07,992 - Hey! Mama B! - Hi baby kid, 339 00:16:07,996 --> 00:16:09,790 - it's so good to see you. - Wow! 340 00:16:09,847 --> 00:16:12,573 Very impressive. She works in a new digs. 341 00:16:12,616 --> 00:16:15,111 Hey, I've got Kit on the phone. You wanna talk to her? 342 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,143 Uh no, I'll call her later. 343 00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:19,152 Uh Kit, can I call you right back? 344 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,040 - Uh, yeah. okay. - Alright. Great. 345 00:16:23,205 --> 00:16:25,391 So how is everything with my sister? 346 00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:27,251 Uh she's... It's great. 347 00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:30,593 The album's really awesome and people are really excited about it. 348 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,321 Yeah. You're really lucky to be on it. 349 00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:35,241 Yes, I am. 350 00:16:35,507 --> 00:16:36,751 How's Hazel? 351 00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:39,523 She's good. She is uh... 352 00:16:39,526 --> 00:16:42,502 She's really good with the kids and... 353 00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:44,052 Do you love my sister? 354 00:16:51,308 --> 00:16:52,883 What are you talking about? 355 00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:58,593 I'm talking about the fact that you're fucking the nanny behind my sister's back. 356 00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:04,451 Fuck you off, that's what I'm talking about. 357 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,571 - What? - You know, 358 00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:10,671 I love your sister very much and I made a mistake 359 00:17:10,746 --> 00:17:11,851 and if I'm not wrong, 360 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,810 you've made a couple of those in your life too. 361 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,231 So, I don't think you're really in a position to judge me right now. 362 00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:19,941 Don't you dare try to turn this into some... Okay. No. 363 00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,343 Alright. No, you're right. 364 00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:25,341 I wanna fix it. 365 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,640 So I'm gonna break it up with Hazel. 366 00:17:31,648 --> 00:17:34,053 I mean, that's so given, I just, I'm not sure... 367 00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:38,213 I don't know whether to tell Kit or... 368 00:17:38,585 --> 00:17:41,822 Well, see, you can break her heart and destroy her trust in you. 369 00:17:42,505 --> 00:17:44,131 Mister Bealbin on line 1. 370 00:17:45,506 --> 00:17:47,870 Sweetie, mama B is gonna put out some fire. 371 00:17:47,908 --> 00:17:51,922 But I love you and I will see you later. 372 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,651 Thank you for bringing her by. 373 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,561 Thanks. 374 00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:03,152 Hey, I love you too. 375 00:18:05,957 --> 00:18:07,400 Rule number 1, 376 00:18:07,408 --> 00:18:09,702 poker's all about deception. 377 00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:12,181 - "Sur Te Pas" by Autour de Lucie - 378 00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:15,463 - Hello. - Hey! 379 00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:18,831 She left. 380 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,382 Stacey did? 381 00:18:21,507 --> 00:18:24,340 It's about pretending your hand is better than it is. 382 00:18:24,706 --> 00:18:27,330 We were all set to go to this romantic week end and, and... 383 00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:29,070 She, she got this... 384 00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:31,683 last minute job offering and she took it. 385 00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:35,741 It's about psyching all the other players to your advantage. 386 00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:39,232 Well thank you very much, you fucking vagina wig. 387 00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:40,762 The what? 388 00:18:40,798 --> 00:18:43,782 You've got to know when to bluff and how far to push it. 389 00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:45,980 No, nothing. 390 00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:48,553 It's, it's just something that I 391 00:18:48,556 --> 00:18:50,211 I call my little 392 00:18:50,227 --> 00:18:51,532 baby niece. 393 00:18:51,905 --> 00:18:54,141 Well, fuck her. Alright? Fuck her. 394 00:18:54,177 --> 00:18:55,680 Yeah, fuck her. 395 00:18:57,455 --> 00:18:58,402 Listen, I... 396 00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:01,170 I was wandering, uh... 397 00:19:01,175 --> 00:19:04,140 You know, I've still got these reservations and uh... 398 00:19:05,587 --> 00:19:08,573 If there's any chance you're free at all, it... 399 00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:11,920 it'd be really silly let them go to waste, you know. 400 00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:14,731 Let me check my schedule. 401 00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:20,311 Second rule, 402 00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:22,503 Hey, Megan, what's wrong? 403 00:19:23,486 --> 00:19:25,762 The chief Barclay had the promotion. 404 00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:27,922 You're kidding me! 405 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,382 This guy's a moron. 406 00:19:30,655 --> 00:19:32,663 Leave emotion at the door. 407 00:19:32,668 --> 00:19:35,931 A moron who played golf with Mitch and went to the same fraternity. 408 00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:39,023 That is so uncool. 409 00:19:39,798 --> 00:19:42,972 I mean, you're so much more qualified than Barclay is. 410 00:19:43,006 --> 00:19:45,301 Plus, you've been here since the beginning. 411 00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:47,750 You've gotta play the hand you've dealth. 412 00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:49,740 What do you suggest I do? 413 00:19:49,786 --> 00:19:51,291 Fucking sue him. 414 00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:53,132 Listen to me, Megan, 415 00:19:53,138 --> 00:19:55,432 nobody here deserves that promotion more than you. 416 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:56,480 Nobody. 417 00:19:57,705 --> 00:20:01,350 Don't get involved in other people's bullshit. That just gets in the way. 418 00:20:01,805 --> 00:20:05,330 You know, that's easy for you to say. You're a member of the boys' club. 419 00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:09,183 A nice member, but a member nevertheless. 420 00:20:13,008 --> 00:20:14,202 Third rule, 421 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,540 poker's not for, like, the wussy player, all right? 422 00:20:16,547 --> 00:20:19,591 Sometimes, you gotta go all in. 423 00:20:26,307 --> 00:20:28,050 Place your bet. 424 00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:46,213 Then commit to you hand. 425 00:21:05,106 --> 00:21:07,632 You scare me. 426 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,861 Why do I scare you? 427 00:21:43,007 --> 00:21:45,750 The more I'm afraid of something 428 00:21:47,246 --> 00:21:50,430 the more I know I have to do it. 429 00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:54,622 I figured that out when I was a kid. 430 00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,991 I can lead a protected life, 431 00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:06,050 hiding away from this scary world. 432 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:13,093 Or I could take on the things that scares me the most. 433 00:22:16,505 --> 00:22:19,653 The more it might hurt, 434 00:22:23,257 --> 00:22:26,432 the more I might die doing it, 435 00:22:29,505 --> 00:22:33,840 the more worth doing it must be. 436 00:22:36,577 --> 00:22:38,511 I don't wanna die right now. 437 00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:40,730 Me neither. 438 00:22:54,877 --> 00:22:56,950 Do you want to try it? 439 00:23:32,408 --> 00:23:33,672 It's okay. 440 00:24:19,707 --> 00:24:20,860 Come down. 441 00:24:20,866 --> 00:24:22,332 Come up. 442 00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:26,450 Don't worry about getting dirty. 443 00:26:22,535 --> 00:26:24,031 Okay, I'm cool. 444 00:26:26,146 --> 00:26:27,981 Two reds. But I'm in. I'm in. 445 00:26:29,508 --> 00:26:31,203 What are we doing here? Alright, alright, alright. 446 00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:36,053 Alright. 447 00:26:36,107 --> 00:26:37,321 Papi, 448 00:26:38,076 --> 00:26:40,753 - we're going to smoke. - Alright, go. 449 00:26:44,007 --> 00:26:46,143 Here we go, hands. 450 00:26:46,768 --> 00:26:48,453 - I'm ready. - Go. 451 00:26:49,406 --> 00:26:51,252 Oh shit! Oh man! 452 00:26:51,907 --> 00:26:55,203 My girl's a winner! She keeps her cards close to her chest. 453 00:26:58,006 --> 00:26:59,551 I am so proud of you, man. 454 00:27:01,177 --> 00:27:04,591 You just wade out. You just wade it out, lady. You just wade it out. 455 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,880 - This is rent money. - Are you... money? 456 00:27:15,995 --> 00:27:17,150 Sorry, sorry. 457 00:27:20,545 --> 00:27:21,940 That's funny. I'll sue that. 458 00:27:29,007 --> 00:27:31,341 Oh shit, little Nicky. 459 00:27:38,848 --> 00:27:41,050 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna put... 460 00:27:41,057 --> 00:27:43,541 You know what? Hey, mama. 461 00:27:43,607 --> 00:27:44,782 I win! 462 00:27:46,018 --> 00:27:49,951 - Take it... - That's cool, that's cool. 463 00:27:50,578 --> 00:27:52,140 What should I've done then? 464 00:27:53,347 --> 00:27:54,971 What are you doing? 465 00:27:55,656 --> 00:27:57,353 Get the fuck off of her. 466 00:27:58,207 --> 00:27:59,490 Fuck you. 467 00:28:09,507 --> 00:28:13,352 Shut up! Let go of her! 468 00:28:13,545 --> 00:28:15,922 - Handle your bitches, man. - Oh, thank you. 469 00:28:16,006 --> 00:28:17,660 - You're going down, bitch! - Okay, okay, alright. 470 00:28:19,005 --> 00:28:20,010 Ladies! 471 00:28:20,018 --> 00:28:22,372 - You're going down, bitch! - Fuck you! 472 00:28:24,808 --> 00:28:26,042 Oh god! 473 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:31,013 - Fuck my mother! Fuck! - I'm so sorry. Oh shit... 474 00:28:31,597 --> 00:28:34,193 - Oh it hurts. It really hurts. - Are you okay? 475 00:28:37,505 --> 00:28:39,003 I'm sorry again. 476 00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:42,062 - I'm not really that kinda psycho. - It's okay. 477 00:28:43,567 --> 00:28:44,760 Sorry. 478 00:28:45,607 --> 00:28:46,673 No, you know, it's, 479 00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:47,742 it's fine. 480 00:28:47,807 --> 00:28:50,233 I'm actually kind of excited to get a black eye. 481 00:28:50,246 --> 00:28:52,120 I think that'll be cute. I don't know why. 482 00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:53,281 It's gonna look good. 483 00:28:53,306 --> 00:28:54,520 I don't know about a black eye 484 00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:57,411 but you'll definitively have a bad bruise for about a week. 485 00:28:58,006 --> 00:28:59,250 Well, see, that's no good. 486 00:28:59,265 --> 00:29:01,270 That is not gonna look good for the premiere. 487 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:05,313 - You're going right? Are you going? - Yeah, I'm going. 488 00:29:07,308 --> 00:29:09,423 Don't worry, you'll still be cute. 489 00:29:15,908 --> 00:29:19,771 Oh my god! Looks like he got attacked by a lawn mower. 490 00:29:20,177 --> 00:29:21,981 I'm guessing a car accident. 491 00:29:22,058 --> 00:29:25,433 All that blood come outta his nose means he could have internal injuries. 492 00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:27,331 He's definitively getting in before you. 493 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,700 What are you? A paramedic? 494 00:29:30,407 --> 00:29:31,411 No. 495 00:29:37,505 --> 00:29:39,563 It's like fucking Iraq in here. 496 00:29:39,898 --> 00:29:42,932 It's not fucking Iraq in here. You haven't seen Iraq. 497 00:29:44,077 --> 00:29:46,370 - Like you have? - Yeah. 498 00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:48,260 What are you talking about? 499 00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:50,403 Just what I've said. I've been in Iraq. 500 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:52,010 Are you a journalist? 501 00:29:52,046 --> 00:29:53,872 No. I'm in the service. 502 00:29:53,907 --> 00:29:56,563 - You're in the army? - National Guard. 503 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,700 What? You've got a problem with that? 504 00:30:02,555 --> 00:30:04,163 No, I just, I... 505 00:30:04,168 --> 00:30:07,062 - guess I never imagined that you... - Okay, I'll tell you what. 506 00:30:07,508 --> 00:30:10,793 While I was over here defending your country, what were you over here doing? 507 00:30:11,006 --> 00:30:14,203 What? Burning up oil driving your car to beauty saloon? 508 00:30:16,005 --> 00:30:17,040 Uh, listen, 509 00:30:17,075 --> 00:30:20,401 I never asked you to go fight George Bush's stupid fucking war, okay? 510 00:30:20,448 --> 00:30:23,682 It was my job. I don't like Bush anymore than you do. 511 00:30:23,727 --> 00:30:25,403 It's your job to kill innocent Iraqis? 512 00:30:25,467 --> 00:30:27,430 - You know what? Shit. - That's a job? 513 00:30:28,365 --> 00:30:31,073 Hey, Tasha! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 514 00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:35,040 I don't even know why I said that. I was... 515 00:30:35,048 --> 00:30:36,073 I'm sorry. 516 00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:38,942 Please, don't go. 517 00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:41,933 I'm sorry. 518 00:31:02,565 --> 00:31:06,200 - So what's up with you eye? - Well it hurts, like fuck. 519 00:31:06,508 --> 00:31:07,542 Sorry. 520 00:31:17,288 --> 00:31:19,762 Personally, I've never seen any like it before. 521 00:31:19,806 --> 00:31:22,901 You do a girl a favor, and she ends up biting the hand that feeds her. 522 00:31:23,437 --> 00:31:24,332 What's up, Ed? 523 00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:26,782 Megan Reed made a complaint. 524 00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:30,242 She's thinking about suing Mitch for passing him before the PM promotion. 525 00:31:30,518 --> 00:31:32,081 She's gonna sue him? 526 00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:33,823 Well, she has been here long before Barclay. 527 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,033 It's total bullshit, okay. 528 00:31:35,075 --> 00:31:36,340 She doesn't like the... 529 00:31:36,745 --> 00:31:38,141 Donald heard me out, 530 00:31:38,145 --> 00:31:39,333 he's totally behind me. 531 00:31:39,405 --> 00:31:40,713 She's a stupid bitch! 532 00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:43,750 Whatever! 533 00:31:54,708 --> 00:31:56,032 Go, mister man! 534 00:31:56,476 --> 00:31:58,633 Have a great time! 535 00:31:59,407 --> 00:32:01,520 - Hey, Shay. - Hi! 536 00:32:01,608 --> 00:32:04,171 - Jared's at the back with our neighbors. - See you, Shane. 537 00:32:04,207 --> 00:32:06,921 Thank you so much for doing this. I appreciate it. 538 00:32:06,976 --> 00:32:08,893 Sure. And uh... 539 00:32:08,897 --> 00:32:10,462 I'm sorry 540 00:32:11,006 --> 00:32:13,010 - about the other day. - No! 541 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,830 I really don't want to make you uncomfortable. 542 00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:18,711 Oh no, you didn't made it. It was me too. 543 00:32:18,716 --> 00:32:20,573 'Cause I had a part in that. 544 00:32:21,228 --> 00:32:22,753 I just uh... 545 00:32:23,415 --> 00:32:24,850 I don't know. I don't, 546 00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,183 I don't wanna fuck things up right now. 547 00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:28,733 You know, with Shay, 548 00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:31,842 - and, you know, myself... - What makes you think 549 00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:33,430 you'd fuck things up? 550 00:32:34,607 --> 00:32:35,682 Paige, 551 00:32:37,466 --> 00:32:39,833 I mean it, I think you are an amazing woman. 552 00:32:39,878 --> 00:32:44,021 Oh, no no no. Just stop before you get to the "but". 553 00:32:45,007 --> 00:32:47,330 You're a really amazing woman, 554 00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:49,343 but you're not my type. 555 00:32:49,406 --> 00:32:51,260 You're a really amazing woman, 556 00:32:51,265 --> 00:32:52,830 but I'm in a relationship. 557 00:32:53,907 --> 00:32:55,690 I'd really love to fuck you, 558 00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,420 but I won't stay the night. 559 00:33:01,408 --> 00:33:02,963 I probably wouldn't. 560 00:33:07,508 --> 00:33:09,432 And I'm also the person that, 561 00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:12,290 when I get too close to someone, 562 00:33:12,297 --> 00:33:13,721 I push her away. 563 00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:19,750 And I don't trust myself enough to not do that to you. 564 00:33:21,205 --> 00:33:22,863 And I don't wanna do that to you. 565 00:33:23,405 --> 00:33:27,253 Plus, I mean it, I do think you're an amazing woman. 566 00:33:28,126 --> 00:33:29,543 And I, 567 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,200 I think you could do a lot better than me. 568 00:33:33,106 --> 00:33:36,141 Thanks. That's a... nice way to put it. 569 00:33:36,206 --> 00:33:37,720 It's the truth. 570 00:33:43,008 --> 00:33:44,311 Thank you again. 571 00:33:44,405 --> 00:33:45,643 Have a good time. 572 00:33:46,128 --> 00:33:47,171 Yeah. 573 00:33:47,207 --> 00:33:48,632 I'll call you in a little bit, 574 00:33:48,638 --> 00:33:50,691 for checking how kids are doing. 575 00:33:55,406 --> 00:33:57,180 Oh hey, um... 576 00:33:57,586 --> 00:34:00,193 with everything that's going on in your life right now, 577 00:34:01,726 --> 00:34:03,351 if you need a friend, 578 00:34:04,207 --> 00:34:05,760 I'm up for that. 579 00:34:07,006 --> 00:34:08,370 I would love that. 580 00:34:17,437 --> 00:34:20,411 Well, check again. Am I speaking another language? 581 00:34:21,035 --> 00:34:24,722 Stacey Merkin, M-E-R-K-I-N 582 00:34:24,725 --> 00:34:26,941 Just check under Si Magazine! 583 00:34:26,976 --> 00:34:28,073 What's going on? 584 00:34:28,306 --> 00:34:31,281 Hi. I'm supposed to be interviewing Shane McCutcheon. 585 00:34:31,325 --> 00:34:33,533 I'm Stacey Merkin, from Si Magazine. 586 00:34:33,567 --> 00:34:35,563 Si Magazine's already inside in the green room. 587 00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,410 - Who booked you? - Sophia Mancuso. 588 00:34:37,457 --> 00:34:39,921 I don't know any Sophia Mancuso and I know everybody. 589 00:34:39,955 --> 00:34:41,250 We can't help you. 590 00:34:41,306 --> 00:34:42,831 Fucking asshole! 591 00:34:43,506 --> 00:34:45,212 - Hey, Max. - Hey. 592 00:34:45,307 --> 00:34:47,552 What is it that you wanted to talk to me about? 593 00:34:47,806 --> 00:34:49,931 I'm here to back up Megan Reed. 594 00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:51,751 What do you mean? 595 00:34:52,385 --> 00:34:55,672 I know for a fact that Mitch doesn't support women. 596 00:34:55,705 --> 00:34:58,520 And that he routinely discriminates against female employees. 597 00:34:58,606 --> 00:34:59,852 How do you know that? 598 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,083 What evidence are you offering 599 00:35:02,086 --> 00:35:04,401 to substantiate Megan's accusation? 600 00:35:06,007 --> 00:35:07,453 Because he did it to me. 601 00:35:14,616 --> 00:35:16,553 - "You've Been Spiked" by Chris Joss - 602 00:35:36,378 --> 00:35:38,231 Shane! Over here! 603 00:35:39,087 --> 00:35:42,841 - Oh my God! - Oh my God... 604 00:35:46,008 --> 00:35:49,051 What does that mean, "You're looking very Shane today"? 605 00:35:49,087 --> 00:35:50,370 Fuck, if I know. 606 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:54,552 You've got to come on in. 607 00:35:54,605 --> 00:35:56,540 - Oh, come with me. - Oh, sorry, you have to stay here. 608 00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,620 - They're gonna come in. They're gonna come in. - Oh really? 609 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,621 That is so rude! 610 00:36:18,505 --> 00:36:20,022 This is crazy. 611 00:36:21,325 --> 00:36:23,482 This sucks. Okay, 612 00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:25,181 enough. Sorry. 613 00:36:25,277 --> 00:36:27,232 You wanna go in? Let's go on in. 614 00:36:27,306 --> 00:36:30,452 Shane! Shane, hi! It's Stacey Merkin. 615 00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:33,092 - I was supposed to interview you. - Are you the vagina wig? 616 00:36:34,107 --> 00:36:35,652 Alright, time to go, m'am. 617 00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:37,203 Hi! 618 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:39,893 The Chart. 619 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:42,931 Yeah, Alice, you know. Pretty dress. 620 00:36:44,905 --> 00:36:45,742 Sorry. 621 00:36:51,457 --> 00:36:52,650 Debbie, 622 00:36:53,136 --> 00:36:56,771 do you think it's terrible the two of us in here along together? 623 00:36:57,858 --> 00:36:59,673 No, I don't think it's terrible. 624 00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:02,260 I think that she was the one that stood you up. 625 00:37:03,107 --> 00:37:04,900 And you've done nothing wrong. 626 00:37:08,107 --> 00:37:10,350 I think I'm supposed to be completely broken-hearted 627 00:37:10,357 --> 00:37:12,952 'cause she doesn't care enough about our relationship that she turned down 628 00:37:13,446 --> 00:37:15,282 - at a stupid interview with some... - Thank you. 629 00:37:15,285 --> 00:37:16,872 ...no name celebrity. 630 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:20,702 The truth is I'm actually 631 00:37:22,086 --> 00:37:26,101 in a very beautiful place with you and 632 00:37:27,945 --> 00:37:30,551 and there's a fire and 633 00:37:30,557 --> 00:37:31,731 good wine 634 00:37:32,097 --> 00:37:33,322 and 635 00:37:37,066 --> 00:37:39,241 I think the reason why I feel guilty 636 00:37:39,246 --> 00:37:41,221 is that I really wanna kiss you. 637 00:37:42,038 --> 00:37:43,191 You do? 638 00:37:48,028 --> 00:37:49,531 A lot. 639 00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:55,040 So kiss me. 640 00:38:41,306 --> 00:38:43,393 I'm sorry. I... 641 00:38:45,305 --> 00:38:47,031 I really want you. 642 00:38:47,905 --> 00:38:50,240 - But I think that's... - What? 643 00:38:50,255 --> 00:38:52,832 I feel terrible. I just, I, 644 00:38:52,906 --> 00:38:55,480 I can't cheat on Stacey like this, I've got uh... 645 00:38:56,586 --> 00:38:58,260 I'll talk to her. 646 00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:00,501 And I'll tell her that it's just 647 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:02,580 over. And then... 648 00:39:03,155 --> 00:39:04,871 I owe her that. 649 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,291 I am so crazy about you. 650 00:39:08,517 --> 00:39:09,981 You are? 651 00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:16,353 Oh fuck! 652 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:18,991 I have to, uh, 653 00:39:18,995 --> 00:39:21,303 I have to talk to you about something. 654 00:39:21,408 --> 00:39:22,562 What? 655 00:39:25,708 --> 00:39:27,632 I've been lying to you, 656 00:39:27,676 --> 00:39:30,912 and I've done something that's very dishonest, 657 00:39:31,007 --> 00:39:33,442 and I'm very, very, very sorry. 658 00:39:34,307 --> 00:39:36,872 I hope that 659 00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:40,641 if you can let me explain all the crazy reasons 660 00:39:40,685 --> 00:39:42,470 why I've done this that 661 00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,470 it won't be too late 662 00:39:46,015 --> 00:39:47,242 for us. 663 00:39:51,427 --> 00:39:54,061 There's no such thing as "too late". 664 00:39:55,136 --> 00:39:57,103 And I really believe that. 665 00:39:57,107 --> 00:39:58,180 Truly. 666 00:39:58,206 --> 00:40:01,101 Just tell me. Just talk to me. 667 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,851 - I mean, whatever you've done... - I'm so sorry... 668 00:40:03,897 --> 00:40:05,320 What? 669 00:40:05,415 --> 00:40:06,520 I can... 670 00:40:06,607 --> 00:40:08,581 - Yeah? - Lindsey? 671 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,281 Lindsey, are you in there? 672 00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:13,432 Shit! Where is my shirt? 673 00:40:13,505 --> 00:40:14,973 Over here. 674 00:40:15,508 --> 00:40:18,213 It's okay, honey. I'm just, I'm getting out of the shower. 675 00:40:18,215 --> 00:40:19,980 There's water everywhere. 676 00:40:20,025 --> 00:40:22,222 - Sweetie, I'm so sorry. - I'll be there in 2 seconds. 677 00:40:22,227 --> 00:40:24,441 - I'm so sorry and I did a stupid mistake. - What the fuck is she doing here?! 678 00:40:24,445 --> 00:40:26,032 - I didn't mean to... - It's okay. 679 00:40:26,106 --> 00:40:28,353 What are you doing here! Oh my God! 680 00:40:28,407 --> 00:40:30,443 - I'm so sorry. - You're crazy! 681 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,420 - Schecter... - Hello, 682 00:40:37,468 --> 00:40:40,680 - Merkin. - Stacey, this is my friend 683 00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,992 I was telling you about. This is Debbie Oxnard. 684 00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:47,423 No, this is Jennifer fucking Schecter, the lunatic whose book I reviewed. 685 00:40:47,505 --> 00:40:48,881 What? 686 00:40:50,556 --> 00:40:53,630 That's actually what I was about to 687 00:40:53,637 --> 00:40:55,160 explain. 688 00:40:55,207 --> 00:40:57,432 What could you possibly say? 689 00:40:58,506 --> 00:41:00,820 I don't know. This is gonna sound so... 690 00:41:06,007 --> 00:41:09,973 I thought that if I could prove that you weren't a saint, 691 00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:14,193 and I thought that if I could make you sleep with me 692 00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:16,203 that it would prove that all those really 693 00:41:16,218 --> 00:41:19,533 horrible, mean things that Stacey said about me 694 00:41:19,538 --> 00:41:22,901 and my experiences and the way I turned out... 695 00:41:22,935 --> 00:41:27,032 - wouldn't be true. - What the fuck are you talking about?! 696 00:41:27,105 --> 00:41:28,852 I thought that if I could 697 00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:32,341 make you into a liar and a cheat 698 00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:34,613 like me... But you know, 699 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,451 the thing is, you're not. 700 00:41:36,506 --> 00:41:38,852 I mean, you're right about that, Stacey. 701 00:41:41,516 --> 00:41:43,023 You're a saint. 702 00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:48,290 I'm so sorry. 703 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:50,572 You're not, 704 00:41:50,635 --> 00:41:52,213 you're not a student. 705 00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,013 No. 706 00:41:57,436 --> 00:41:59,353 Fucking manatees. 707 00:41:59,578 --> 00:42:02,890 The manatees are a little bit true 'cause I... 708 00:42:02,935 --> 00:42:05,660 - I did write a story about... - Sounder? 709 00:42:05,735 --> 00:42:09,562 That's not my dog. I adopted him from a rescue. 710 00:42:11,578 --> 00:42:13,681 - Did you sleep with her? - No. 711 00:42:13,706 --> 00:42:15,631 No. I gotta get... 712 00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:19,252 I gotta get out of here. 713 00:42:20,507 --> 00:42:21,930 How could you do that? 714 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:23,821 Fuck! 715 00:42:25,086 --> 00:42:27,350 How can anybody do something like that. 716 00:42:27,955 --> 00:42:29,582 I know, it's crazy. 717 00:42:33,006 --> 00:42:36,413 Just stay the fuck away from us. 718 00:42:43,965 --> 00:42:45,653 - "Monterey Blues" by Virginia Mayhew - 719 00:42:53,308 --> 00:42:55,520 Ugh, that movie bit ass. 720 00:42:55,607 --> 00:42:58,582 You know what? I need a new haircut, and I've just stopped wearing ties. 721 00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:01,301 But that was an amazing flop back then when she had the river. 722 00:43:01,306 --> 00:43:02,703 God, look at that. 723 00:43:02,808 --> 00:43:03,672 Hey. 724 00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:06,510 - Wow, you look... - ...very Shane today? 725 00:43:06,558 --> 00:43:07,692 Fuck you. 726 00:43:07,767 --> 00:43:09,713 Fuck everyone. Let's play poker. 727 00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:13,422 - Shane? - Yes? 728 00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:15,051 There's somebody I think you should meet. 729 00:43:17,008 --> 00:43:18,240 Saskia? 730 00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:21,272 I would like to introduce you to Shane. 731 00:43:21,725 --> 00:43:24,543 I've been told I'm looking very Shane today. 732 00:43:24,607 --> 00:43:26,561 Well, I would consider that as a compliment. 733 00:43:26,607 --> 00:43:27,880 Thank you. 734 00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:32,962 Shit, um... 735 00:43:33,137 --> 00:43:34,591 I'm gonna take this. 736 00:43:34,675 --> 00:43:37,263 Thanks, Burg. So, it was nice to meet you. 737 00:43:37,706 --> 00:43:38,680 Hello. 738 00:43:39,025 --> 00:43:42,933 Oh hey! I'm really sorry to bother you. I just 739 00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:44,602 thought I would get your voice mail. 740 00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:49,163 - Shay woke up from a bad dream. - Can I talk to him? 741 00:43:52,098 --> 00:43:53,042 Hello? 742 00:43:53,106 --> 00:43:56,432 Hey little man. I hear you had a bad dream... 743 00:43:57,008 --> 00:43:58,200 Yeah. 744 00:43:58,815 --> 00:44:00,483 You want me to come and get you? 745 00:44:00,558 --> 00:44:02,251 No, I'm okay. 746 00:44:02,508 --> 00:44:03,741 You're sure? 747 00:44:04,288 --> 00:44:07,173 - I would like to bed now. - Yeah, if you want. 748 00:44:10,837 --> 00:44:13,122 Yeah, he's gonna go back to bed. 749 00:44:13,507 --> 00:44:15,331 He just needed to hear your voice. 750 00:44:15,388 --> 00:44:16,503 Should I 751 00:44:16,507 --> 00:44:20,391 - come in? I mean, I can try to get out of here. - No, don't worry. He's fine. 752 00:44:20,707 --> 00:44:22,812 You just have a good time, okay? 753 00:44:22,906 --> 00:44:25,453 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 754 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:37,362 We were together for 5 years. 755 00:44:37,368 --> 00:44:38,563 In New York. 756 00:44:41,066 --> 00:44:42,912 She was hot 757 00:44:43,967 --> 00:44:46,400 but her career stopped 758 00:44:46,435 --> 00:44:48,592 and mine took off. 759 00:44:48,638 --> 00:44:50,590 So why did it end? 760 00:44:51,628 --> 00:44:53,143 I got famous, 761 00:44:53,187 --> 00:44:54,990 and she wanted to be the star. 762 00:44:55,947 --> 00:44:57,191 Tina and I, 763 00:44:59,687 --> 00:45:02,280 Tina and I were together for 764 00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:04,322 - 8 - 8 765 00:45:06,558 --> 00:45:07,612 eight years. 766 00:45:08,146 --> 00:45:09,632 But then 767 00:45:10,286 --> 00:45:14,061 then a lot changed after she had the baby. 768 00:45:14,068 --> 00:45:16,141 - So much changed. - Wait, wait, wait. 769 00:45:16,187 --> 00:45:17,733 Tina had a baby? 770 00:45:17,776 --> 00:45:21,461 Oh no, we, we had a ba- a baby. 771 00:45:21,508 --> 00:45:23,560 - Me and Tina. - You and Tina together? 772 00:45:23,606 --> 00:45:24,413 Yes. 773 00:45:26,038 --> 00:45:29,940 A toodle, she's little. Angelica, she's almost 2. 774 00:45:32,705 --> 00:45:34,003 An 775 00:45:34,088 --> 00:45:36,301 gelica 776 00:45:36,308 --> 00:45:38,531 - Angelica... - Angelica. 777 00:45:40,706 --> 00:45:42,843 - That is pretty. - Thank you. 778 00:45:42,876 --> 00:45:44,390 She's beautiful. 779 00:45:48,255 --> 00:45:49,822 I don't like kids. 780 00:45:50,345 --> 00:45:51,240 What? 781 00:45:53,097 --> 00:45:55,082 I don't like kids. 782 00:45:58,826 --> 00:46:00,132 Wow... 783 00:46:02,268 --> 00:46:03,500 WOW... 784 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,680 I'm sorry. 785 00:46:05,686 --> 00:46:07,173 I don't. 786 00:46:11,348 --> 00:46:13,463 They need too much attention. 787 00:46:14,508 --> 00:46:16,380 They get in the way of work, 788 00:46:17,486 --> 00:46:18,852 of sex. 789 00:46:20,587 --> 00:46:21,791 They're a hassle. 790 00:46:24,118 --> 00:46:27,833 - Can I get you ladies anything else? - No, just the check. Thanks. 791 00:46:27,838 --> 00:46:28,933 Thank you. 792 00:46:36,905 --> 00:46:39,090 'Cause I love her. It's just, you know, 793 00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:41,050 I think she's just used to having housekeepers, 794 00:46:41,056 --> 00:46:43,150 people looking after like everything. 795 00:46:43,207 --> 00:46:44,670 Yeah, I know, I get that. 796 00:46:45,176 --> 00:46:47,013 What's the deal with you and Papi though? 797 00:46:50,448 --> 00:46:53,341 I, I was at... Long Beach, 798 00:46:53,347 --> 00:46:55,061 and I just come out, 799 00:46:55,568 --> 00:46:57,471 and I went to The Palms. 800 00:46:59,495 --> 00:47:01,492 And of course Papi tried to pick me up. 801 00:47:01,535 --> 00:47:02,411 Yeah. 802 00:47:02,505 --> 00:47:05,153 So we hooked up for one night and uh... 803 00:47:07,095 --> 00:47:09,300 - That was just terrible. - Oh really? 804 00:47:09,415 --> 00:47:11,170 - You had bad sex with Papi? - Oh yeah! 805 00:47:11,176 --> 00:47:13,052 There was like no chemistry. 806 00:47:15,028 --> 00:47:16,682 I mean she's not my type. 807 00:47:16,725 --> 00:47:18,523 I don't know you had a type. 808 00:47:19,158 --> 00:47:21,070 I just like girls who are girls. 809 00:47:23,608 --> 00:47:25,700 You know, it's all good though 'cause 810 00:47:26,075 --> 00:47:27,890 me and Papi we became best friends. 811 00:47:27,898 --> 00:47:29,903 She's the best friend anybody could have. 812 00:47:30,007 --> 00:47:32,133 Yeah, yeah. That's for sure. She's got your back. 813 00:47:32,136 --> 00:47:33,721 - Yeah. - Definitively. 814 00:47:35,418 --> 00:47:36,971 So you like girly girls, huh? 815 00:47:39,226 --> 00:47:40,920 - Yeah. - You like my dress? 816 00:47:41,715 --> 00:47:44,303 - You're fucking with me? - It's pretty, right? 817 00:47:44,307 --> 00:47:45,722 It's pink, 818 00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:47,333 feminine. 819 00:47:51,008 --> 00:47:53,500 - Yeah, that's cute. - Yeah. Glad you'd like it. 820 00:47:57,258 --> 00:47:59,422 You were touching my right nipple... 821 00:47:59,425 --> 00:48:00,581 and I... 822 00:48:01,405 --> 00:48:02,763 Oh, excuse-me. 823 00:48:02,795 --> 00:48:05,132 - Yeah? - Is that your friend on the poster? 824 00:48:05,175 --> 00:48:06,222 Yes. 825 00:48:06,267 --> 00:48:09,130 We were just wandering if you could settle a little wager for us. 826 00:48:09,175 --> 00:48:10,120 Sure. 827 00:48:10,198 --> 00:48:12,341 Does she prefer to sleep with boys or girls? 828 00:48:12,408 --> 00:48:13,811 - Boys! - Actually, 829 00:48:13,847 --> 00:48:16,952 - she plays on the whole girls team. - Oh damnit! 830 00:48:17,057 --> 00:48:18,500 Catherine Rothberg. 831 00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:20,002 Oh! Hi. 832 00:48:20,045 --> 00:48:21,952 I hate to take your money, Miles. That's way too easy. 833 00:48:22,005 --> 00:48:24,190 - Miles Jewell. - He's canadian. 834 00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:25,813 Helena Peabody. 835 00:48:25,818 --> 00:48:27,803 - That's a pleasure. - Ooh, double or nothing. 836 00:48:27,845 --> 00:48:29,862 - Guess that accent. - Australian. 837 00:48:30,226 --> 00:48:32,322 - Middle Sex. - London. 838 00:48:32,408 --> 00:48:33,553 Sussex. 839 00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:38,133 I have a house near Midhurst. It's big, it's old, it's freezing in the winter 840 00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,071 and I hate it. 841 00:48:39,127 --> 00:48:41,712 - I'm sorry. - So what's your story? 842 00:48:41,758 --> 00:48:43,952 Hundred box say, she has a boyfriend who's an architect. 843 00:48:44,057 --> 00:48:45,903 Oh no, movie producer, definitively. 844 00:48:46,008 --> 00:48:48,463 What? Do you just bet on everything? 845 00:48:48,506 --> 00:48:49,790 - Everything. - Everything. 846 00:48:49,886 --> 00:48:51,341 So, what's the verdict? 847 00:48:51,357 --> 00:48:54,852 Currently single, but a life long play on Shane's team. 848 00:48:56,048 --> 00:48:57,720 I hate to loose. 849 00:49:02,918 --> 00:49:05,073 We were just on our way to my private power game 850 00:49:05,128 --> 00:49:06,811 and we were wandering if you'd like to join us. 851 00:49:06,816 --> 00:49:10,180 I'd love to come. I mean, I've heard that's a great game. 852 00:49:10,706 --> 00:49:12,950 Well, I have to warn you, it's not for the fane of heart. 853 00:49:13,005 --> 00:49:14,872 I'm feeling lucky tonight. 854 00:49:20,506 --> 00:49:21,341 Hey. 855 00:49:22,088 --> 00:49:24,050 She went down around 9. 856 00:49:24,107 --> 00:49:25,500 How was your date? 857 00:49:26,078 --> 00:49:27,200 It sucked. 858 00:49:27,745 --> 00:49:29,712 Ooh, I'm sorry. 859 00:49:32,046 --> 00:49:32,953 Good night. 860 00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:36,613 I, I did it by the way. 861 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,640 I broke it off with Hazel. 862 00:49:42,665 --> 00:49:43,562 Good. 863 00:50:02,937 --> 00:50:05,743 - "Luck Be a Lady" by Brian Setzer - 864 00:50:24,507 --> 00:50:26,290 I asked them to change over the theater. 865 00:50:29,298 --> 00:50:30,863 Oh my godness! 866 00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:38,700 My God! It's good to see you. 867 00:50:43,505 --> 00:50:45,143 - Have a seat. - Thank you. 868 00:50:46,297 --> 00:50:49,530 - Can you sign here, Miss Peabody? - Oh, thank you. 869 00:50:50,508 --> 00:50:51,691 You're not playing? 870 00:50:53,037 --> 00:50:55,593 Take it easy, okay? I forgot to tell you the last rule. 871 00:50:56,385 --> 00:50:58,022 The house always wins. 872 00:50:59,506 --> 00:51:01,610 - Let's do this. - Let's do it. 873 00:51:07,505 --> 00:51:08,240 Hey. 874 00:51:12,507 --> 00:51:14,881 - You left the party? - Yeah, uh, 875 00:51:14,927 --> 00:51:18,472 - I'm not in this much. - I made my grandmother a meatloaf. 876 00:51:18,505 --> 00:51:20,010 It sounds nice. 877 00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:25,383 I don't think I've actually ate anything tonight. 878 00:51:26,728 --> 00:51:28,223 Would you like some meatloaf? 879 00:51:33,098 --> 00:51:34,431 Let's see it! 880 00:52:12,605 --> 00:52:14,480 You know, I just need to 881 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:17,541 take things kinda slow. You know? 882 00:52:19,045 --> 00:52:21,883 Okay, slow is good. Let's move slow. 883 00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:24,022 I can do slow, so... 884 00:52:25,265 --> 00:52:27,133 - Phyllis... - Alice... 885 00:52:27,206 --> 00:52:28,583 I told Leonard about this, 886 00:52:28,607 --> 00:52:30,790 I told him I wanted a divorce. 887 00:52:39,706 --> 00:52:41,052 I don't do drama. 888 00:52:41,107 --> 00:52:43,531 Obviously there's something you need to work out. 889 00:52:44,005 --> 00:52:45,373 I'll see you around. 890 00:52:52,507 --> 00:52:53,640 Hi. 891 00:52:53,705 --> 00:52:55,141 I'm sorry. 892 00:52:56,728 --> 00:52:58,453 Can we try again? 893 00:53:00,416 --> 00:53:01,782 Come in. 894 00:53:11,205 --> 00:53:12,312 I'm all in. 895 00:53:15,007 --> 00:53:16,013 I call. 896 00:53:17,217 --> 00:53:19,252 I'll take your 50.000. 897 00:53:19,506 --> 00:53:21,360 50.000 dollars? 898 00:53:21,405 --> 00:53:23,093 Yeah, that's what you signed up for. 899 00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:27,023 I had no idea it was quite that much. 900 00:53:27,107 --> 00:53:28,481 Well, it's too late now. 901 00:53:31,005 --> 00:53:32,122 Let's see your cards. 902 00:53:35,056 --> 00:53:37,393 As you americans like to say, 903 00:53:38,005 --> 00:53:39,312 Read them 904 00:53:39,976 --> 00:53:41,823 and weep. 905 00:54:01,446 --> 00:54:03,340 Oh my God... 906 00:54:04,805 --> 00:54:08,292 Catherine, I haven't been entirely forthcoming about my 907 00:54:08,296 --> 00:54:10,123 financial situation. I mean, 908 00:54:11,007 --> 00:54:12,860 it's a little embarassing, actually. 909 00:54:12,895 --> 00:54:14,583 But my mother and I, we had this 910 00:54:14,587 --> 00:54:16,551 slight disagreement and I can't 911 00:54:16,585 --> 00:54:19,750 for the time being get my hands on the family holding. 912 00:54:21,308 --> 00:54:22,551 I can't pay 913 00:54:22,557 --> 00:54:24,282 my debt, Catherine. 914 00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:27,672 I know, I had lunch with your mother two weeks ago in Monica. 915 00:54:27,676 --> 00:54:28,921 Look, 916 00:54:29,445 --> 00:54:31,910 this is the key to my presidential suite. 917 00:54:32,006 --> 00:54:33,992 Meet me wednesday night at 8. 918 00:54:34,508 --> 00:54:38,070 I'm sorry to hear about you financial problems, but don't worry, 919 00:54:38,118 --> 00:54:40,671 there's more than on way to pay off a debt. 920 00:54:42,007 --> 00:54:43,800 You should have listen to you friend, 921 00:54:44,238 --> 00:54:47,003 everybody knows the house always wins. 922 00:54:48,278 --> 00:54:49,921 titelilie - ruvyn7 www.forom.com 923 00:54:49,971 --> 00:54:54,521 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 67570

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