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Previously on The L Word...
This is Max Sweeney.
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- It's nice to meet you.
- That's sweet.
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Let me teach you how to be bad.
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You get to stay.
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I need you to do one last thing for me.
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He sent you to fire me?
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He was a powertrip.
He's a scumbag.
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I've never had an abortion.
It must be really hard.
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I feel so sad for Angus.
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Kit, you can be sad for yourself too.
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You're Papi?
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Actually it's pronounced "papi".
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I can make a woman come
just by kissing her.
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- Where do you think you were gonna go?
- Home.
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I'm your home now, okay?
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- It's illegal to keep a child out of school.
- Well, let them arrest me.
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- You pick a TA yet?
- Nadia, Nadia Krell.
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You're the most glamorous dean
they've got in years.
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We call her "Heads will roll" Kroll
'cause she fires at least one dean a year.
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- I think I'm a lesbian, Bette.
- Oh!
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I only choose books to review
that hold significance to me.
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Why does "Some of Her Parts"
hold significance to you?
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- My partner is a survivor.
- "Self-indulgent"
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"and self-pitying?"
Fuck you, Stacey Merkin, FUCK YOU!
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Staceyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Staceeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Ooh! This is the one.
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Association of American Universities
Digital Technology Conference.
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Yeah, why don't you just...
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take that with you?
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I mean, just find out
who took part in media lab
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and make me a list with the bios
and contact information, okay?
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Do you have a knot?
Do you want me to unlock it?
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Uh... it... it's okay. No, really, it's
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- fine.
- Oh, wow.
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You are really tight.
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- God, do you feel that?
- Nadia, please...
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It's right there.
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Do you want me to find you a body worker?
Because, oh my gosh, I have
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the most amazing Ayurvedic healer,
and he, he went
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- so deep...
- I, uh, I'd prefer a woman.
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Actually, I'm fine, Nadia.
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I just...
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I just need to find out, uh,
what conferences
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CU has hosted. I know that we did
the Global Sustainability last August...
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Where Dr. Gorsham sustained multiple hickeys
from his two teaching assistants.
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You mean he slept with both of them?
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Don't be shocked.
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It happens all the time.
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- Well, that doesn't make it acceptable.
- No, but we're all adults, Bette.
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I mean, in a cloistered environment
like a university,
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it would be absurd
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to think that there weren't relationships
between faculty and students.
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I hadn't given it much thought,
to be honest, Nadia.
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Well.
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I know the students in your college have.
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I know at least 20
who would love to be with you.
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That's very flattering.
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I hate that I'm just one of the pack.
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Alright.
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Let's do this.
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I am gonna need to see some kinda paperwork.
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I don't have a birth certificate.
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LA... recquires
complete health and immunisation records.
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Has Shay been vaccinated?
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Have you been vaccinated?
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- I think so.
- Do you know the name of your doctor?
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- No.
- Did you go to a public clinic?
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Does he have any uh...
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any allergies, any learning disabilities,
psychological problems?
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Do you?
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- Nah, doubt it.
- Listen to me. Over here.
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- How did he do in a Stanford-Binet.
- I don't have any of this information. So...
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Why don't you tell me what
you do you know?
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- I'm sorry I'm wasting your time.
- You're not wasting my time.
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- We should just go. Take your stuff.
- You don't have any paperwork.
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My mum was proud of me for
my score on that test.
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Hold on.
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Mr Petersen,
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look, I'm not...
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Okay. I don't know that kid.
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I mean, he's my half-brother,
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but,
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but I don't know him.
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You know where the parents are?
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Yeah, our...
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Our father
bailed on him which he
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also did to me. And,
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his mother is,
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uh, mentally unfit.
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- You know where she is?
- No,
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and before you ask, I don't know
if she's coming back either.
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But listen,
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I know this.
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I'm not gonna go let Shay live in some
homeless shelter the way I did when I was a kid.
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Okay, 'cause, I mean, the truth is,
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he's in a nice house on Boarding Square,
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right around the corner from this nice school.
He needs to be here.
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Do you understand?
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I mean, listen,
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I promise you,
I'll get you whatever you need.
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I swear it.
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But I'm begging you
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to please just let him go to school here.
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Please...
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That is so fucking gross.
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So I found an S. Merkin
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in Van Nuys, which of course is where
that vagina wig's gonna live.
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So...
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- Vagina wig?
- Merkin.
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- Stacey Merkin. So...
- Oh, right.
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I go to the house,
and I'm standing out front,
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and I'm like, "Yo, Stacey!
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Come here and say it to my fuckin' face,
you fuckin' vagina".
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And so, guess who comes down?
It's like,
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this little, like 90 old korean lady,
that's like,
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"Look what the time is it, it is 4 o'clock
in the morning. I'm going to call the police..."
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You were yelling under her balconey
at 4 in the morning.
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I was, but did you read the review?
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- Yeah.
- It was fondamentaly dishonest. So?
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Oh yeah, I mean, yeah,
I mean,
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lesbians love to eat their own.
It's true.
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And the thing is,
the Vagina's girlfriend was molested,
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and now she's like this perfect saint,
which is awesome,
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and, you know, I was abused,
and I'm like this fucked-up nitwit,
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but that's my experience.
And that's mine,
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and I don't know why she's slamming me
for my own experience, you know.
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Right, I get it. I totally get it.
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I'm just saying I think you should let it go.
It's a tiny magazine.
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I mean, who reads it?
You know?
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And didn't "Elle" say something great about
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refreshingly literate.
That's huge. That's "Elle".
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- Concentrate on that.
- Right. I'll let it go.
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- Can I tell you something?
- What?
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- I met Papi.
- No?!
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- What happened?
- Oh!
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The legend transcent.
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She's like the walking, living,
breathing Lothario.
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- And? What did you do?
- And I totally fell for it.
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- Well, you know...
- Did you fuck her?
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- Oh my god!
- Okay,
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we were in the back of this
super tricked outstrech. It was hot.
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- She was like unfucking unbelievable.
- Was she good?
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- Yeah, she's been with a lot of girls.
- Like Shane?
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- No, more than Shane.
- Oh my god...
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Okay, just to give you an example.
I wasn't about to tell you, but she was
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with Helena the same day. Well,
the morning, the night after that we had...
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She fucked Helena
right after she fucked you?
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Your roomate?
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- That's so rude!
- No, but that's her, that's Papi.
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- Oh my god!
- 'Cause, you know,
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relationships and her,
they don't exist in the same universe.
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- Okay.
- She doesn't know that I know.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Fucking desaster.
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Yeah.
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I had 3 job interviews today.
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Either I'm overqualified
or I have no skills what so ever.
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My CV doesn't even get any himp
for a job as a receptionnist.
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What's a CV?
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My resumé.
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- Why are you...
- And the people who know me,
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won't even believe I'm destitute.
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Why are you applying
for a job as a receptionist?
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I would pretty much do any job right now
that doesn't involve sex
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or touching insects.
Otherwise,
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I'm gonna be stuck here with Alice
in her sweet little one bedroom.
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Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up,
the one bedroom.
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I... We never had that roomate
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rule talk.
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- I'm gonna go.
- No!
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I'll give you mine.
I'll start with me.
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Okay, like I feel like this would be your
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boundary of your space,
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so anything in your space
you're responsible for,
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and then this would be,
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you know, my space.
And anything in my space is mine.
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Um, which includes my office space, which,
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I'll kinda show you where that starts.
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This is my
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office space. My work space.
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And
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I'm tidy.
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I'm a tidy person
and I like to keep this tidy.
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But then we have, you know,
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the kitchen would be our space,
kinda spaces,
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and I feel like the untidy person should
abide by the tidy person's rules.
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So...
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Did you,
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did you have any?
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Just that my protesysheets don't put
in the washing machine because they...
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We'll talk about that.
Sheets.
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Hello?
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Hey Bette.
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What about Henry and Tina's cocktail party?
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Tina and Henry's cocktail party?
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Uh, no, I don't believe I was invited.
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Well, it's not your fault, Alice.
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Oh my god, it sounds awful.
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She did not say
"a mixer for our gay and our straight friends".
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Well, I hope you're also coming
to the Planet tonight.
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Kit is so excited about this new event planner.
Apparently, they do these crazy,
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hot women's parties.
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Oh Alice, I gotta go.
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Yes. So, I see you tonight?
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Great. See you later then. Bye.
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Phyllis.
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I thought you'd like to know
the committee approved your budget
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to start researching
the cost of creating that media lab.
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So you're telling me that
I have a budget to develop a budget?
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Welcome to Academia.
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Oh, did you hear that Jodi Lerner
requested to come a week late?
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I couldn't say no.
She's been short-listed for the Rome Prize.
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Bette,
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did you just say something about
a crazy hot women's party?
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Uh... Yeah. My sister, Kit,
she owns the Planet in West Hollywood.
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They're doing this party called
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- Rancho Notorious.
- And it's all women?
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Only Thursdays.
Thursday is girls' night at the Planet.
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Would it be too much of an imposition
if I asked to join you?
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Uh, Tina's on the phone, for you.
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I'll come back later for the details.
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Tina, hey.
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A party? Really?
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No, that sounds interesting.
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Did Alice put you up to this?
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You didn't know whether not to invite me
when you invited all of my friends?
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Well, we have a child together, Tina,
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we're gonna have to learn how to get along.
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Fuck. You know something?
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You know, you've made
quite a scene or two in your time too.
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So don't get on your high.
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No, okay,
I don't wanna fight with you either.
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I'm just making a point that
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I've moved on,
I've found closure,
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and there's nothing between us anymore
that would
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cause me to want to make a scene.
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You know?
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Well, thank you for the invitation,
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I appreciate it.
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Yes, but I'm going to decline.
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Yeah, some other time.
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Bye.
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- "Money Trouble" by Annie Hayden -
244
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You have out of yourself this time.
245
00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:05,242
Oh my... look at this place.
It's fantastic.
246
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,350
- You like it?
- Do I like it?
247
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,162
Mindy and I gonna have a bloody
shoot at the end of the night.
248
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,801
Of course you are.
249
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,920
Oh, hey you...
250
00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:18,592
Meet Angus, my boyfriend.
251
00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:21,663
Say hi to Mindy and Rochelle.
252
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,630
Hi to you, little ladies.
I'm not just your boyfriend.
253
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:28,362
I'm your just been offered
a hundred thousand dollar record deal
254
00:14:28,365 --> 00:14:31,420
with Thrill City Records boyfriend!
255
00:14:34,697 --> 00:14:36,642
Oh my god!
256
00:14:36,778 --> 00:14:38,002
Oh my god!
257
00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:41,412
Congratulations, guys.
258
00:14:46,065 --> 00:14:47,760
So this is the air filter.
259
00:14:48,477 --> 00:14:50,052
You just take it out.
260
00:14:50,418 --> 00:14:51,473
Check it out.
261
00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:56,851
Here, you have the new one over there.
262
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,150
- You wanna put it in?
- Sure.
263
00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:02,412
Okay, alright.
Good job.
264
00:15:03,258 --> 00:15:05,611
- We just snap that back.
- Hey, Shay.
265
00:15:07,548 --> 00:15:09,272
Ready to go to Tina and Henry's?
266
00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:11,291
Will there be kids there?
267
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,752
Well uh...
268
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,613
Angelica'll be there.
269
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,273
And, you know, they might have
a movie for you to watch.
270
00:15:19,557 --> 00:15:21,662
He could stay here with me if he wants.
271
00:15:21,665 --> 00:15:23,661
I mean, I'm just gonna be working
on the car...
272
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,072
And maybe later we could go get
some burgers or something.
273
00:15:27,075 --> 00:15:28,510
- Yeah!
- Really?
274
00:15:28,985 --> 00:15:29,921
Yeah.
275
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,852
Okay, well. Wait. That means
you're not going to Tina and Henry's.
276
00:15:35,846 --> 00:15:37,150
I wasn't invited.
277
00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:42,761
It's cool. I mean,
I don't even really know Tina that well.
278
00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:46,721
And, I'd rather not have to deal anyway. So.
279
00:15:47,265 --> 00:15:49,202
Well, are you okay with that, Shay?
280
00:15:49,256 --> 00:15:50,991
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
281
00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:53,043
- Well, thank you very much.
- Sure.
282
00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:54,441
I appreciate.
283
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,523
I'll see you later.
284
00:16:01,145 --> 00:16:03,011
- "Our Lov3" by Rhett Miller -
285
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:07,101
Which one is Tina's ex?
286
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:09,971
She couldn't make it.
287
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,121
Thank God.
288
00:16:12,217 --> 00:16:14,452
So, even,
even the beaufiful one over there?
289
00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:16,960
Yes, Brad. Give it up.
They're all lesbians.
290
00:16:18,775 --> 00:16:20,370
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
291
00:16:23,037 --> 00:16:24,710
Wow.
Who is that?
292
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,832
This is a surprise.
293
00:16:29,516 --> 00:16:30,543
Hi.
294
00:16:30,796 --> 00:16:32,243
I kinda changed my mind.
295
00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:34,553
Hello Henry.
296
00:16:36,775 --> 00:16:38,483
- So where is my baby girl?
- She's asleep.
297
00:16:38,488 --> 00:16:39,573
Watch out!
298
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,790
- I'll get more.
- Okay. Thanks.
299
00:16:50,086 --> 00:16:51,002
This is nice.
300
00:16:52,437 --> 00:16:54,743
That reminds me of your appartment
on...
301
00:16:58,477 --> 00:16:59,633
Yeah, it's fine.
302
00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:03,390
I'd remodel it, but I don't live here.
303
00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:04,480
Yet.
304
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,003
Thank god, you're here.
We're totally outnumbered.
305
00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:15,493
- What do you mean?
- Straight people.
306
00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:16,730
Oh, Jesus.
307
00:17:17,455 --> 00:17:18,400
Hi.
308
00:17:18,866 --> 00:17:19,980
Bette...
309
00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:21,932
- Jenny...
- Hello.
310
00:17:25,736 --> 00:17:28,550
What do you say we move
into a big place like this some day?
311
00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:33,121
Uh I say not until your
first check clearance and then mine.
312
00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:38,402
Hey.
313
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:39,650
Hi.
314
00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:41,312
- How are you?
- Good. And you?
315
00:17:41,315 --> 00:17:43,163
- I'm glad you came.
- Well of course.
316
00:17:43,168 --> 00:17:45,053
I didn't think anyone was gonna come.
317
00:17:45,056 --> 00:17:47,122
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Do you want some food?
318
00:17:47,606 --> 00:17:48,440
Yeah.
319
00:17:51,105 --> 00:17:52,853
Kelly and...
320
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,430
Alison, yes.
321
00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:57,640
This is my friend, Shane.
322
00:17:57,885 --> 00:17:59,113
- Hi.
- You want a beer?
323
00:17:59,116 --> 00:18:00,901
I would love one, thank you.
Hello.
324
00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:02,291
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
325
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:03,021
Hi.
326
00:18:05,846 --> 00:18:07,400
That's such a great name.
327
00:18:07,946 --> 00:18:08,830
Shane...
328
00:18:09,196 --> 00:18:10,390
Oh thank you.
329
00:18:13,937 --> 00:18:15,190
It's perfect for you.
330
00:18:18,287 --> 00:18:19,253
Thank you again.
331
00:18:23,845 --> 00:18:25,842
But I'm gonna go find Tina
for that drink. So...
332
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:28,063
See you.
333
00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:35,933
Alright you guys, grace spirit's up.
I'm going in.
334
00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:37,873
Good luck.
335
00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:41,472
Shane!
Oh my god!
336
00:18:41,477 --> 00:18:42,750
Oh thank you!
337
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,393
I am gonna be the best receptionnist
you have ever had.
338
00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:47,442
Okay, good, listen.
But I'm warning you. It's a shit job.
339
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,701
But it's yours if you want it.
340
00:18:49,918 --> 00:18:51,631
- I want it.
- Okay, good, you got it.
341
00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:09,010
Your daughter is adorable.
342
00:19:09,657 --> 00:19:10,813
Thank you.
343
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,972
What would you do if one day
she decided she wanted to live with her father.
344
00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:18,331
We don't call him the father.
We call him the donor.
345
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,463
In fact I don't think it's gonna happen.
346
00:19:21,265 --> 00:19:25,430
Sorry, excuse me.
I know you don't want it to happen, but,
347
00:19:25,438 --> 00:19:27,973
you know,
kids have minds of their own, and,
348
00:19:27,976 --> 00:19:30,881
I mean, I'm sure your parents would rather
you weren't a lesbian, you know?
349
00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:35,201
My parents are dead.
350
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,003
- Bette...
- Brad...
351
00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:40,042
Look, I'm not a homophobe,
you know what I'm saying? But, uh,
352
00:19:40,297 --> 00:19:43,411
look, if my son came home and
he told me that he was gay,
353
00:19:43,418 --> 00:19:46,092
I mean, I'm sure I would come around to it.
But
354
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,263
you know, at first
there would be a reaction.
355
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,080
And, I'm sorry,
I'm just trying to be honest here.
356
00:19:52,088 --> 00:19:54,320
An honest homophobe. How nice.
357
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,972
- Bette, don't get into it.
- No, I...
358
00:19:58,855 --> 00:20:00,463
I understand, Brad. I mean,
359
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,650
you find gay sex repulsive, and
360
00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:04,870
you don't care about
your son's personal happiness
361
00:20:04,877 --> 00:20:07,643
as much as you do
your own comfort level. Right?
362
00:20:08,978 --> 00:20:09,822
You know,
363
00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:11,180
personally,
364
00:20:11,735 --> 00:20:12,721
I'm all for it,
365
00:20:13,336 --> 00:20:14,523
between women.
366
00:20:14,998 --> 00:20:17,850
It's just that, the idea of two guys...
367
00:20:18,806 --> 00:20:20,460
Well, you understand, right?
368
00:20:22,677 --> 00:20:24,023
It's not that bad, actually.
369
00:20:24,675 --> 00:20:25,882
Come again, dude?
370
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,631
That whole dick-in-ass thing.
371
00:20:29,936 --> 00:20:32,010
I used to think it was a little creepy.
And
372
00:20:32,377 --> 00:20:33,352
painful,
373
00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:36,423
too. But I found this great lube;
it's called Boy Butter.
374
00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:38,383
Once I discovered that, it was like,
375
00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:43,053
"Let's get this party started".
376
00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:44,473
I love him.
377
00:20:45,085 --> 00:20:47,251
He loves you too.
378
00:20:47,257 --> 00:20:49,591
I gotta get back to the Planet.
379
00:20:49,968 --> 00:20:54,401
Come on, butter boy,
let's sliiiiide on outta here.
380
00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:58,471
I have an idea.
381
00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:01,532
Game of Celebrity?
382
00:21:07,547 --> 00:21:10,553
You have a couple of extra spots
on the guest list?
383
00:21:10,558 --> 00:21:14,683
My boys are coming down to celebrate
our impading super mega stardom.
384
00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:18,563
- Of course! Thrills...
- Here we come.
385
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:26,940
- "Secret Love" by Kathy Kirby -
386
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,523
Phyllis, you can do this.
387
00:21:40,795 --> 00:21:43,123
Hey beautiful.
May I buy you a drink?
388
00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:48,192
Oh, I'm not ready for a drink yet.
389
00:22:09,068 --> 00:22:11,182
- Go? Ok. Here we go.
- Ok, ready?
390
00:22:14,096 --> 00:22:16,411
We won already. This is so easy.
Okay.
391
00:22:17,855 --> 00:22:18,713
- Ready?
- Yeah.
392
00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:20,711
Actress.
She was in "I Heart Huckabees".
393
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:21,672
Naomi Watts.
394
00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:23,192
No. But funnier.
395
00:22:23,566 --> 00:22:25,532
She was in "9 to 5"...
396
00:22:25,775 --> 00:22:27,783
Oh, I know, I know, what's her name?
397
00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:31,980
Major dyke, major dyke.
She came out big time in 2000.
398
00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:34,043
I mean, we already knew, but, uh...
399
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,221
Come on, "Big Business". "Big Business"!
400
00:22:37,537 --> 00:22:39,451
- Sorry guys, time's up.
- Who is it?
401
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,993
Lily Tomlin!
402
00:22:40,997 --> 00:22:43,533
Lily Tomlin is not a lesbian.
Is she?!
403
00:22:44,807 --> 00:22:46,001
Braaaad.
404
00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:47,490
He was on the verge of getting it.
405
00:22:47,705 --> 00:22:49,220
The gay clue threw him off.
406
00:22:49,596 --> 00:22:50,893
- Yeah.
- Oh.
407
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,123
Okay, who's next?
Shane?
408
00:22:57,015 --> 00:22:58,431
- What?
- Try me.
409
00:23:09,828 --> 00:23:10,773
"Le Tigre"
410
00:23:11,325 --> 00:23:12,313
and
411
00:23:12,636 --> 00:23:13,652
Julie Ruin.
412
00:23:14,886 --> 00:23:16,181
- "Bikini Kill".
- Oh,
413
00:23:16,868 --> 00:23:17,560
easy.
414
00:23:18,687 --> 00:23:20,700
I know it.
415
00:23:22,577 --> 00:23:23,563
So easy!
416
00:23:27,195 --> 00:23:28,100
One more time.
417
00:23:31,547 --> 00:23:32,711
Kathleen Hanna.
418
00:23:32,956 --> 00:23:34,553
What is she a celebrity for?
419
00:23:35,005 --> 00:23:39,323
Oh, she just pretty much started
the whole riot girl music scene, but hey.
420
00:23:40,575 --> 00:23:42,063
What's the riot girl music scene?
421
00:23:43,817 --> 00:23:45,521
Okay. Who's next?
422
00:23:47,978 --> 00:23:49,283
My turn, my turn.
423
00:23:54,278 --> 00:23:55,153
Oh, I don't
424
00:23:55,538 --> 00:23:57,513
I don't know who Terrell Owens is.
425
00:24:00,116 --> 00:24:00,901
What?
426
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:02,853
Football player.
427
00:24:04,396 --> 00:24:05,341
Do you?
428
00:24:05,508 --> 00:24:06,491
Shane?
429
00:24:06,495 --> 00:24:08,503
He's the most talented receiver in football.
430
00:24:08,505 --> 00:24:11,283
And he appeared with a
"Desperate Housewife" in a commercial.
431
00:24:11,288 --> 00:24:12,590
She dropped her towel.
432
00:24:12,765 --> 00:24:14,360
The desperate...
433
00:24:14,556 --> 00:24:15,373
what?
434
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,903
This is excruciating.
435
00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:21,782
- I would love to get outta here.
- Let's go.
436
00:24:21,787 --> 00:24:23,680
Just let's go.
437
00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,770
- Let's play.
- Who wants to be the next?
438
00:24:26,775 --> 00:24:28,240
It's kinda late though.
439
00:24:30,047 --> 00:24:32,303
Shane, what time is it?
440
00:24:32,428 --> 00:24:34,482
- It is late, isn't it?
- It is.
441
00:24:34,588 --> 00:24:37,360
- "Shake a Leg" by Margaret Lewis -
442
00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:46,590
Ladies, ladies...
443
00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:51,720
Oh god, thank god for my little lesbian planet.
444
00:24:51,728 --> 00:24:53,750
Oh my god, that's Papi.
445
00:24:54,575 --> 00:24:57,500
- Hey.
- Hey chicas, what's up?
446
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,770
There is Shane.
Shane!
447
00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:09,680
Shane?
448
00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:14,080
Oh, this gotta be interesting.
449
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:19,921
- "La Resi Dei Conti a/k/a Sixty Seconds to What"
by Ennio Morricone -
450
00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:00,333
Hey.
451
00:26:00,335 --> 00:26:02,843
- Kit saved us a table in the back.
- Oh good.
452
00:26:03,678 --> 00:26:05,070
You're Shane?
453
00:26:07,255 --> 00:26:08,151
Yeah.
454
00:26:08,328 --> 00:26:10,733
You're just a skinny little white girl.
455
00:26:11,826 --> 00:26:12,621
Oh.
456
00:26:13,608 --> 00:26:14,940
Yeah, I guess I am.
457
00:26:18,986 --> 00:26:20,973
Shane?
458
00:26:20,975 --> 00:26:22,190
- What?
- This is Papi.
459
00:26:22,477 --> 00:26:23,273
Who?
460
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:24,591
Papi.
461
00:26:24,988 --> 00:26:26,002
So what?
462
00:26:26,856 --> 00:26:28,742
So I'm your competition.
463
00:26:29,175 --> 00:26:30,262
Oh.
464
00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:36,002
Well, you know, I don't know exactly
what we're competing for, but, uh,
465
00:26:36,538 --> 00:26:37,402
you win.
466
00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:39,600
So. It was nice to meet you.
467
00:26:39,605 --> 00:26:40,621
I'm gonna go
468
00:26:40,626 --> 00:26:41,841
see Bette. You wanna come?
I'll buy you a drink.
469
00:26:41,848 --> 00:26:42,943
I'll buy you a drink.
470
00:26:43,286 --> 00:26:44,271
Okay.
471
00:26:56,905 --> 00:26:58,391
I missed that reading.
472
00:26:58,856 --> 00:27:01,272
It was last week.
473
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,792
Anyway the book is really awful.
474
00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:08,783
- Have you read it?
- No, but the review in Curve magazine?
475
00:27:09,035 --> 00:27:13,270
""Some of Her Parts" makes me ashamed
to even call myself a lesbian."
476
00:27:19,668 --> 00:27:22,292
I feel like I don't even really know
477
00:27:22,495 --> 00:27:24,403
how to talk to women anymore.
478
00:27:24,407 --> 00:27:27,252
You just have to be patient, Helena.
I mean, you're reinventing yourself.
479
00:27:27,255 --> 00:27:29,463
- That's big.
- Oh boy.
480
00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:32,620
Are you okay?
481
00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:39,643
Shit, shit, shit. I cannot believe
she actually came.
482
00:27:39,646 --> 00:27:40,503
- What?
- Who?
483
00:27:41,196 --> 00:27:43,560
Who? What?
Did you sleep with someone?
484
00:27:43,565 --> 00:27:46,251
No, not in a century. Okay, girls.
Okay, here's the deal.
485
00:27:46,948 --> 00:27:49,442
Phyllis Kroll, executive vice chancellor
of California University,
486
00:27:49,446 --> 00:27:51,553
very accomplished, very dignified,
very much my boss,
487
00:27:51,558 --> 00:27:54,090
I repeat, very much my boss.
She's been married 25 years
488
00:27:54,097 --> 00:27:56,932
and is now at this relatively late date convinced
she's a lesbian
489
00:27:56,935 --> 00:27:59,051
and is peeking out of the closet
as we speak. So please please please
490
00:27:59,056 --> 00:28:01,193
be nice to her and try to talk to her
and try not to make her feel like
491
00:28:01,198 --> 00:28:04,112
she's the oldest fucking lesbian
on the planet. Phyllis!
492
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:05,972
Hi, it's good to see you.
493
00:28:06,376 --> 00:28:08,542
I've been here for a while.
I'm just kinda hiding in the back.
494
00:28:08,547 --> 00:28:11,210
Well, you're now among friends.
495
00:28:11,776 --> 00:28:13,892
- This is Shane McCutcheon.
- Hi, Shane.
496
00:28:13,898 --> 00:28:16,112
- How are you doing?
- This is Alice Pieszecki.
497
00:28:16,117 --> 00:28:17,911
- Hello, Phyllis.
- Alice...
498
00:28:17,918 --> 00:28:19,253
And Helena Peabody.
499
00:28:19,258 --> 00:28:20,582
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Helena...
500
00:28:21,155 --> 00:28:23,381
- Why don't you join us?
- Yeah, I'd love to.
501
00:28:29,445 --> 00:28:31,772
I hate to say it man,
but the NR guy called back.
502
00:28:31,775 --> 00:28:35,090
The thing is, dude, they need
a hot younger singer to sell records.
503
00:28:35,308 --> 00:28:37,262
I mean, it's not like
it's anything to you.
504
00:28:37,806 --> 00:28:40,761
So you won't be actually in the band.
505
00:28:41,316 --> 00:28:43,483
They said they already had
a guy lined up for us.
506
00:28:43,495 --> 00:28:44,973
And you're totally still get, like,
507
00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:46,582
song writer credit.
508
00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,771
- I know you're not serious.
- It's out of our control, Kit.
509
00:28:52,777 --> 00:28:54,790
You know how long
we've been waiting for this?
510
00:29:00,007 --> 00:29:01,421
How long you've been waiting?
511
00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:05,261
You candy-ass piece o' shit, you.
512
00:29:05,687 --> 00:29:08,273
You'd be nothin' without Angus.
Nothin'.
513
00:29:09,156 --> 00:29:11,543
You must be outta your motherfuckin' mind.
514
00:29:11,545 --> 00:29:13,331
You must be fuckin' crazy.
515
00:29:13,828 --> 00:29:16,061
Get the fuck outta here.
Go! Get out of here!
516
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:19,350
She's the one that owned to be ashamed
of calling herself a lesbian.
517
00:29:19,356 --> 00:29:23,940
What I find so utterly specious is
the assertion she made about her own ladyfriend.
518
00:29:23,978 --> 00:29:25,541
I know, I mean, Saint Lindsey?
519
00:29:25,547 --> 00:29:27,552
Why is she the pantheon of honesty?
520
00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:30,470
It's pathetic, writing about
her own girlfriend in the review.
521
00:29:30,805 --> 00:29:34,151
The fact that she compared the two of you
is proof enough of her stupidity.
522
00:29:34,158 --> 00:29:36,801
I know. Thank you. I mean,
the whole thing was, I wasn't
523
00:29:36,978 --> 00:29:39,481
writing about all survivors' stories.
524
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:43,060
I was just writing
about my story and my experience.
525
00:29:43,517 --> 00:29:46,231
It's a shame you can't do what I did
when I got my first bad review.
526
00:29:46,237 --> 00:29:48,343
Oh, Phyllis. You never got a bad review.
527
00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:50,192
I did so, with my second book.
528
00:29:50,586 --> 00:29:53,620
A reviewer from the Journal of
Education and Policy
529
00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:55,693
absolutely ridiculed my premise.
530
00:29:55,886 --> 00:29:57,183
So with a wicked rebuttal,
531
00:29:58,037 --> 00:30:00,023
I dismantled him point by point.
532
00:30:00,026 --> 00:30:01,573
He lost his job because of it.
533
00:30:03,527 --> 00:30:06,353
It's too bad you can't prove
your critic was wrong
534
00:30:06,568 --> 00:30:08,942
about her girlfriend's
unimpeachable integrity.
535
00:30:09,855 --> 00:30:11,460
That is for sure, Jenny.
I agree, Phyllis.
536
00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:13,383
I agree, Phyllis.
537
00:30:13,598 --> 00:30:14,533
Totally agree.
538
00:30:51,048 --> 00:30:53,733
They are shit without you
and you know it.
539
00:30:54,637 --> 00:30:55,990
What does it matter?
540
00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:00,900
Runaway and die,
541
00:31:00,905 --> 00:31:03,213
too old to be viable as a musician.
542
00:31:04,045 --> 00:31:05,981
You're the one who told me
543
00:31:05,986 --> 00:31:08,063
when you're cold, to do music.
544
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:11,020
- Nothing can stop you.
- Yeah, well,
545
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,592
they do stop me.
546
00:31:13,737 --> 00:31:14,903
It's bullshit.
547
00:31:15,496 --> 00:31:17,433
- You can't...
- Listen,
548
00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:21,340
don't try to make me feel better,
'cause I'm just not gonna.
549
00:31:30,165 --> 00:31:33,051
God, you know,
I think I just need to be alone.
550
00:32:10,905 --> 00:32:12,663
- Yeah?
- Hey.
551
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:13,783
Hey!
552
00:32:13,918 --> 00:32:16,422
I wander if you can do me a favor.
553
00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:23,220
I'm trying to find a friend of mine,
554
00:32:24,126 --> 00:32:25,250
named
555
00:32:25,256 --> 00:32:29,260
Lindsey who I went to Summer Camp
in like 1997.
556
00:32:29,268 --> 00:32:32,321
I think that she was assaulted
557
00:32:32,335 --> 00:32:34,572
and she had to go to this hospital
named
558
00:32:34,938 --> 00:32:37,020
Cold Water Community Hospital
559
00:32:37,026 --> 00:32:39,063
and I wandered
if you could help me find her.
560
00:32:44,647 --> 00:32:46,543
That's not really much to go on.
561
00:32:47,535 --> 00:32:49,551
But I could do a computer search.
562
00:32:50,547 --> 00:32:52,131
I'd definitively want that
because
563
00:32:52,148 --> 00:32:54,602
I'm writing an article about
the hospital for
564
00:32:54,915 --> 00:32:58,152
Salon Magazine.
So, it's really important to me
565
00:32:58,155 --> 00:32:59,660
that I speak to her about,
566
00:32:59,887 --> 00:33:01,801
you know, her experience there.
567
00:33:04,296 --> 00:33:05,512
Okay?
568
00:33:10,647 --> 00:33:13,862
- What? You want me to do it now?
- If you don't mind.
569
00:33:15,005 --> 00:33:16,911
Okay.
570
00:33:36,256 --> 00:33:39,002
I'm really... I'm sorry, Phyllis.
This is just...
571
00:33:39,698 --> 00:33:41,793
Wow. Go get 'em, Phyllis!
572
00:34:20,077 --> 00:34:21,243
Go ahead.
573
00:34:46,955 --> 00:34:50,903
Fauvism, dadaism,
cubism, surrealism, modernism.
574
00:34:51,057 --> 00:34:52,312
We'll cover the rest next week.
575
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,580
- Yes?
- Even Fluxus, dean Porter?
576
00:34:55,685 --> 00:34:57,070
Yeah, falls under Dada.
577
00:34:57,718 --> 00:34:59,142
So, next week, we'll discuss
578
00:34:59,145 --> 00:35:02,102
the ways in which art reveals
attitudes about the culture.
579
00:35:02,365 --> 00:35:03,992
Wait.
You wanted me to remind you
580
00:35:03,995 --> 00:35:06,432
to assign everyone topics
at the end of the session, Bette.
581
00:35:06,686 --> 00:35:08,123
I mean, dean Porter.
582
00:35:08,485 --> 00:35:09,430
Thank you, Nadia.
583
00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:11,900
So we'll do that
at the begining of next session.
584
00:35:13,037 --> 00:35:14,290
I love you, Bette.
585
00:35:14,307 --> 00:35:15,751
Would you marry me?
586
00:35:16,808 --> 00:35:17,771
Good job, Bette.
587
00:35:17,776 --> 00:35:19,893
You've got them at the palm of your hand.
588
00:35:19,895 --> 00:35:21,293
I wish I could do it every day.
589
00:35:21,295 --> 00:35:24,021
Then your department heads
would have to do their own fundraising.
590
00:35:25,188 --> 00:35:26,780
I want to thank you for last night.
591
00:35:27,087 --> 00:35:28,330
I had a lovely time.
592
00:35:29,247 --> 00:35:30,781
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.
593
00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:33,061
I especially loved Alice.
594
00:35:33,508 --> 00:35:36,303
- She's so vibrant.
- Yeah, she's a great girl.
595
00:35:36,888 --> 00:35:37,621
So...
596
00:35:38,926 --> 00:35:40,033
do you think she liked me?
597
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:47,982
You know how to work a credit card?
598
00:35:49,025 --> 00:35:49,992
Not...
599
00:35:50,057 --> 00:35:51,630
- Actually no.
- Well, I'm gonna...
600
00:35:52,248 --> 00:35:54,341
- bloody Martha to help you.
- Okay.
601
00:35:56,035 --> 00:35:58,103
Good morning, the WAX,
how may I help you?
602
00:35:58,118 --> 00:35:59,871
- No! Say WAX.
- Sorry.
603
00:35:59,876 --> 00:36:01,292
- Just WAX.
- WAX?
604
00:36:02,615 --> 00:36:03,681
Martha?
605
00:36:05,126 --> 00:36:06,841
I'm sorry.
What was that you were saying?
606
00:36:06,848 --> 00:36:09,612
I need a box of bones, reds, tunes,
wax and grip tape....
607
00:36:10,065 --> 00:36:12,453
I'm sorry, could you just give me
one more minute.
608
00:36:12,456 --> 00:36:14,152
You need a box of Red Bones
and what?
609
00:36:18,586 --> 00:36:20,671
Can you just give me moment?
610
00:36:27,335 --> 00:36:28,571
Wow!
611
00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:30,402
Wow!
Fancy!
612
00:36:30,547 --> 00:36:32,210
I like this.
This is good.
613
00:36:32,698 --> 00:36:35,041
All new Bette, huh?
Artsy...
614
00:36:35,298 --> 00:36:37,260
A little artsy-fartsy going on here.
615
00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:40,280
We have a situation, Alice.
616
00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:43,702
What? Are you gonna stick me in a corner
with adunce's cap on, principal Porter?
617
00:36:43,707 --> 00:36:45,270
My boss is attracted to you.
618
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:48,983
- Really?
- Yeah.
619
00:36:49,256 --> 00:36:51,251
She thinks you two made a real connection.
She said that
620
00:36:51,255 --> 00:36:54,270
you made a meaningful eye contact with her.
Is that true?
621
00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:56,152
She thinks I flirted with her?
622
00:36:56,158 --> 00:36:57,442
Alice, this isn't funny.
623
00:36:57,447 --> 00:36:59,892
- No.
- No, it's not. She wept in my arms
624
00:36:59,896 --> 00:37:01,910
because she's been unhappy for 25 years
and now
625
00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:03,683
she's dying to find out
what she's been missing
626
00:37:03,686 --> 00:37:05,791
and she thinks you sent her signals.
627
00:37:06,385 --> 00:37:08,490
- She really thinks I sent her signals?
- Yeah.
628
00:37:08,498 --> 00:37:09,563
- Really?
- Yes.
629
00:37:09,567 --> 00:37:11,102
And we have to do something about it.
630
00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:13,790
- We've got to let her down easy.
- Okay, okay.
631
00:37:15,945 --> 00:37:17,631
- Alice, it's not funny.
- No.
632
00:37:18,767 --> 00:37:19,823
It's not funny.
633
00:37:19,916 --> 00:37:22,122
You guys, aren't they cute?
634
00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:25,493
And that is supposed to be cheeseburgers.
635
00:37:25,498 --> 00:37:26,840
You're sure you don't mind?
636
00:37:26,847 --> 00:37:29,120
- Not at all.
- I'll go get the buns.
637
00:37:29,125 --> 00:37:30,033
Alright.
638
00:37:30,676 --> 00:37:31,773
Hi, Max.
639
00:37:31,938 --> 00:37:32,881
Hey.
640
00:37:35,437 --> 00:37:36,653
I'm really glad you came.
641
00:37:38,096 --> 00:37:40,140
Well, it was nice
of your dad to invite me.
642
00:37:40,406 --> 00:37:41,451
I invited you.
643
00:37:42,746 --> 00:37:43,443
Well,
644
00:37:43,656 --> 00:37:45,601
then it was nice of you
to invite me.
645
00:37:46,088 --> 00:37:47,320
Hey Brooke!
646
00:37:49,077 --> 00:37:51,061
- I'll see you in a minute, okay?
- Alright.
647
00:38:05,167 --> 00:38:06,933
I'll be right with you.
648
00:38:07,498 --> 00:38:09,692
Good afternoon, the... I mean, WAX...
649
00:38:12,085 --> 00:38:13,113
Shane?
650
00:38:14,355 --> 00:38:17,142
Gary Geller,
marketing director for Hugo Boss.
651
00:38:17,858 --> 00:38:20,400
- Hi.
- I know you were at Cherie Jaffe's party last week.
652
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,321
- Oh...
- You don't remember?
653
00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:26,040
I don't know. I was a little uh...
654
00:38:26,465 --> 00:38:27,981
Yeah, me too.
655
00:38:28,135 --> 00:38:29,950
But you made quite
impression on me.
656
00:38:31,005 --> 00:38:32,523
I have a proposition for you.
657
00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:54,301
Max, you're working too hard.
658
00:38:55,386 --> 00:38:56,122
Come on,
659
00:38:56,447 --> 00:38:58,032
why don't you come use the pool?
660
00:38:58,558 --> 00:38:59,392
No!
661
00:38:59,847 --> 00:39:00,841
Try them on,
662
00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:04,190
I'll take some shots and I'll send them
to Hugo Boss himself.
663
00:39:04,195 --> 00:39:05,250
Look,
664
00:39:05,467 --> 00:39:08,321
I appreciate that
you came down here and all, but,
665
00:39:08,655 --> 00:39:09,992
I'm not a model.
666
00:39:11,525 --> 00:39:12,772
It's a lucrative gig.
667
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,451
Yeah, I'm sure it is but I'm just...
668
00:39:15,508 --> 00:39:17,453
Sorry, I'm not interested.
669
00:39:18,195 --> 00:39:19,572
Excuse me. Shay!
670
00:39:19,895 --> 00:39:20,873
Hey.
671
00:39:21,285 --> 00:39:22,691
How are you doing? How was school?
672
00:39:22,976 --> 00:39:24,173
Do you wanna get homework done?
673
00:39:24,175 --> 00:39:25,903
Take some time, think about it.
674
00:39:26,908 --> 00:39:27,773
No.
675
00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:30,300
But thank you, I appreciate it.
676
00:39:30,516 --> 00:39:32,213
I'm sorry, Brooke.
677
00:39:33,096 --> 00:39:34,392
I'm really sorry.
678
00:39:35,368 --> 00:39:36,391
I just...
679
00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,620
I have this ear condition, you know.
680
00:39:41,527 --> 00:39:43,913
Ever since I was in some team
in high school and I...
681
00:39:46,066 --> 00:39:47,592
I can't go in the water.
682
00:39:49,738 --> 00:39:51,870
Okay? And it really bombs me out.
683
00:39:51,878 --> 00:39:53,713
I shouldn't freak out on you like that.
684
00:39:55,308 --> 00:39:56,670
I'm really sorry.
685
00:39:58,237 --> 00:39:59,431
I forgive you.
686
00:40:00,988 --> 00:40:01,942
You do?
687
00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:07,383
I'm crazy about you.
688
00:40:14,638 --> 00:40:16,092
Don't point!
689
00:40:18,327 --> 00:40:19,503
Have a good evening everyone.
690
00:40:19,506 --> 00:40:22,792
Don't forget to give me your list
for the major donors reception by friday.
691
00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:26,751
Long day, Bette.
692
00:40:27,236 --> 00:40:28,573
Yeah, and it's not a wrestle.
693
00:40:28,578 --> 00:40:30,592
I have to prove the artwork
for the presentation.
694
00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:31,721
Phyllis.
695
00:40:32,107 --> 00:40:33,191
Alice.
696
00:40:33,378 --> 00:40:34,792
Hello, Professor Porter.
697
00:40:35,606 --> 00:40:37,910
Dean Porter, Alice. You're demoting her.
698
00:40:38,666 --> 00:40:40,740
I am taking Phyllis to Murakami.
699
00:40:41,896 --> 00:40:43,100
Lesbian sushi.
700
00:40:43,467 --> 00:40:44,390
Really?
701
00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:46,433
Lesbians have
their own special kind of sushi?
702
00:40:46,437 --> 00:40:47,363
Oh, yeah.
703
00:40:48,745 --> 00:40:51,591
Phyllis, I think that you should
order Bette out on a date.
704
00:40:51,597 --> 00:40:52,741
Is this a date?
705
00:40:53,238 --> 00:40:54,461
She works too hard.
706
00:40:54,465 --> 00:40:57,132
Well, I can't exactly order her
to go out on a date.
707
00:40:57,137 --> 00:40:58,561
No, you really can't.
708
00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:01,000
But I do hope you're taking care of
your personnal needs, Bette.
709
00:41:01,237 --> 00:41:03,890
Acadomia can be so very suffocating.
710
00:41:04,118 --> 00:41:06,163
Oh, yeah, she's right.
711
00:41:06,988 --> 00:41:08,161
Have a good date.
712
00:41:08,315 --> 00:41:09,800
Okay, thanks.
713
00:41:10,508 --> 00:41:11,582
Phyllis!
714
00:41:12,895 --> 00:41:16,135
Fuck, Alice.
715
00:41:16,135 --> 00:41:19,790
You're right. It's my fault.
I've completely fucked up this schedule.
716
00:41:19,795 --> 00:41:21,071
I mean, maybe we can...
717
00:41:22,008 --> 00:41:22,861
Sure.
718
00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:25,262
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't even tell
719
00:41:25,276 --> 00:41:27,963
which is the phone, which is the WAX.
Maybe if we can...
720
00:41:27,976 --> 00:41:29,113
have a look at it.
721
00:41:31,296 --> 00:41:32,492
Fuck!
722
00:41:32,837 --> 00:41:36,528
Fuck! Fuck!
723
00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:38,443
This is yours and...
724
00:41:38,448 --> 00:41:40,913
Fuck!
And this is yours.
725
00:41:41,618 --> 00:41:42,581
And...
726
00:41:43,515 --> 00:41:44,370
Hello?
727
00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:51,743
That bad, huh?
728
00:41:54,437 --> 00:41:55,503
I'm just...
729
00:41:56,937 --> 00:41:58,463
not up to this, Shane.
730
00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:00,901
I'm just...
731
00:42:02,568 --> 00:42:04,390
Thanks for the opportunity though.
732
00:42:06,288 --> 00:42:07,850
You know, I...
733
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:12,432
I can guarantee there's something
you're really good at.
734
00:42:13,687 --> 00:42:14,751
I do.
735
00:42:15,528 --> 00:42:17,590
But I think you just need to
take the time and
736
00:42:18,817 --> 00:42:20,083
figure out what this is.
737
00:42:22,147 --> 00:42:23,041
Thanks.
738
00:42:23,397 --> 00:42:24,943
So don't worry about this.
739
00:42:25,368 --> 00:42:28,200
- It's a fucking mess, but...
- Yeah, what a mess!
740
00:42:28,205 --> 00:42:30,551
Let's go lock up.
Can you get my bag?
741
00:42:30,565 --> 00:42:31,820
Thanks, Shay.
742
00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:37,510
- Thanks, Shane.
- Of course. Don't worry about it.
743
00:42:38,895 --> 00:42:40,151
Alright.
744
00:42:40,165 --> 00:42:41,382
Grab that.
745
00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:46,740
Oh, Nadia.
746
00:42:48,016 --> 00:42:49,730
What are you doing here?
747
00:42:50,207 --> 00:42:53,852
I seem to remember when you were interviewing
TA candidates that you said,
748
00:42:54,027 --> 00:42:55,901
"If I'm working, you're working".
749
00:42:58,177 --> 00:43:00,083
I finished the first set for the media lab.
750
00:43:04,746 --> 00:43:06,720
God, you are really talented.
751
00:43:11,037 --> 00:43:12,680
That means a lot coming from you.
752
00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:36,453
Nadia?
753
00:43:39,176 --> 00:43:40,150
Where do you live?
754
00:43:41,016 --> 00:43:41,890
Echo Park.
755
00:43:44,206 --> 00:43:45,270
Do you need a ride?
756
00:43:46,086 --> 00:43:46,912
Yeah.
757
00:43:48,146 --> 00:43:50,090
- I don't wanna trouble you.
- No,
758
00:43:50,095 --> 00:43:50,981
it's not trouble.
759
00:43:50,988 --> 00:43:53,271
I mean, it's more or less on
my way home. So...
760
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Would it be wrong
761
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if I told you
762
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that I can't keep my eyes off of you?
763
00:44:30,338 --> 00:44:31,422
Yes.
764
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Would it be wrong if I told you
765
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that you are the most
766
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intriguing person that I've ever met?
767
00:44:44,717 --> 00:44:45,833
Yes.
768
00:44:49,906 --> 00:44:52,663
Would it be wrong if I told you
that I have never
769
00:44:52,776 --> 00:44:56,180
wanted to kiss someone more than
I want to kiss you right now?
770
00:45:08,135 --> 00:45:09,531
Nadia...
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