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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,030 --> 00:00:02,414 Previously on The L Word... This is Max Sweeney. 2 00:00:02,415 --> 00:00:04,073 - It's nice to meet you. - That's sweet. 3 00:00:04,074 --> 00:00:05,712 Let me teach you how to be bad. 4 00:00:08,196 --> 00:00:09,403 You get to stay. 5 00:00:09,404 --> 00:00:11,048 I need you to do one last thing for me. 6 00:00:11,049 --> 00:00:12,959 He sent you to fire me? 7 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,737 He was a powertrip. He's a scumbag. 8 00:00:15,738 --> 00:00:18,368 I've never had an abortion. It must be really hard. 9 00:00:18,369 --> 00:00:20,535 I feel so sad for Angus. 10 00:00:20,538 --> 00:00:22,890 Kit, you can be sad for yourself too. 11 00:00:24,003 --> 00:00:25,370 You're Papi? 12 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:26,810 Actually it's pronounced "papi". 13 00:00:26,814 --> 00:00:29,688 I can make a woman come just by kissing her. 14 00:00:29,689 --> 00:00:31,553 - Where do you think you were gonna go? - Home. 15 00:00:32,278 --> 00:00:33,613 I'm your home now, okay? 16 00:00:33,618 --> 00:00:36,030 - It's illegal to keep a child out of school. - Well, let them arrest me. 17 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:38,683 - You pick a TA yet? - Nadia, Nadia Krell. 18 00:00:38,686 --> 00:00:40,481 You're the most glamorous dean they've got in years. 19 00:00:40,488 --> 00:00:43,263 We call her "Heads will roll" Kroll 'cause she fires at least one dean a year. 20 00:00:43,267 --> 00:00:45,700 - I think I'm a lesbian, Bette. - Oh! 21 00:00:46,076 --> 00:00:49,770 I only choose books to review that hold significance to me. 22 00:00:49,778 --> 00:00:51,911 Why does "Some of Her Parts" hold significance to you? 23 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:55,071 - My partner is a survivor. - "Self-indulgent" 24 00:00:55,077 --> 00:01:00,151 "and self-pitying?" Fuck you, Stacey Merkin, FUCK YOU! 25 00:01:16,136 --> 00:01:19,230 Staceyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! 26 00:01:30,367 --> 00:01:33,832 Staceeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy! 27 00:02:45,967 --> 00:02:47,253 Ooh! This is the one. 28 00:02:47,525 --> 00:02:50,871 Association of American Universities Digital Technology Conference. 29 00:02:50,876 --> 00:02:51,890 Yeah, why don't you just... 30 00:02:52,086 --> 00:02:53,170 take that with you? 31 00:02:54,025 --> 00:02:55,871 I mean, just find out who took part in media lab 32 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:58,693 and make me a list with the bios and contact information, okay? 33 00:02:58,697 --> 00:03:00,883 Do you have a knot? Do you want me to unlock it? 34 00:03:01,665 --> 00:03:03,772 Uh... it... it's okay. No, really, it's 35 00:03:03,885 --> 00:03:05,563 - fine. - Oh, wow. 36 00:03:06,047 --> 00:03:08,830 You are really tight. 37 00:03:08,896 --> 00:03:10,601 - God, do you feel that? - Nadia, please... 38 00:03:10,606 --> 00:03:11,711 It's right there. 39 00:03:11,715 --> 00:03:14,670 Do you want me to find you a body worker? Because, oh my gosh, I have 40 00:03:14,675 --> 00:03:17,650 the most amazing Ayurvedic healer, and he, he went 41 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,422 - so deep... - I, uh, I'd prefer a woman. 42 00:03:29,617 --> 00:03:31,571 Actually, I'm fine, Nadia. 43 00:03:35,428 --> 00:03:36,541 I just... 44 00:03:38,108 --> 00:03:41,341 I just need to find out, uh, what conferences 45 00:03:41,696 --> 00:03:45,712 CU has hosted. I know that we did the Global Sustainability last August... 46 00:03:45,715 --> 00:03:50,041 Where Dr. Gorsham sustained multiple hickeys from his two teaching assistants. 47 00:03:52,468 --> 00:03:53,800 You mean he slept with both of them? 48 00:03:53,808 --> 00:03:55,191 Don't be shocked. 49 00:03:55,378 --> 00:03:56,973 It happens all the time. 50 00:03:57,375 --> 00:04:01,231 - Well, that doesn't make it acceptable. - No, but we're all adults, Bette. 51 00:04:01,915 --> 00:04:04,600 I mean, in a cloistered environment like a university, 52 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:06,732 it would be absurd 53 00:04:06,796 --> 00:04:10,083 to think that there weren't relationships between faculty and students. 54 00:04:10,578 --> 00:04:13,131 I hadn't given it much thought, to be honest, Nadia. 55 00:04:14,037 --> 00:04:15,112 Well. 56 00:04:15,395 --> 00:04:17,273 I know the students in your college have. 57 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:20,122 I know at least 20 who would love to be with you. 58 00:04:27,645 --> 00:04:28,791 That's very flattering. 59 00:04:32,118 --> 00:04:34,163 I hate that I'm just one of the pack. 60 00:04:59,487 --> 00:05:00,343 Alright. 61 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,223 Let's do this. 62 00:05:07,787 --> 00:05:09,622 I am gonna need to see some kinda paperwork. 63 00:05:09,627 --> 00:05:11,023 I don't have a birth certificate. 64 00:05:11,108 --> 00:05:14,733 LA... recquires complete health and immunisation records. 65 00:05:14,806 --> 00:05:16,132 Has Shay been vaccinated? 66 00:05:17,245 --> 00:05:18,452 Have you been vaccinated? 67 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:21,323 - I think so. - Do you know the name of your doctor? 68 00:05:22,176 --> 00:05:24,622 - No. - Did you go to a public clinic? 69 00:05:27,005 --> 00:05:28,323 Does he have any uh... 70 00:05:28,336 --> 00:05:32,233 any allergies, any learning disabilities, psychological problems? 71 00:05:33,088 --> 00:05:34,201 Do you? 72 00:05:34,816 --> 00:05:37,143 - Nah, doubt it. - Listen to me. Over here. 73 00:05:37,297 --> 00:05:40,582 - How did he do in a Stanford-Binet. - I don't have any of this information. So... 74 00:05:40,585 --> 00:05:41,991 Why don't you tell me what you do you know? 75 00:05:42,005 --> 00:05:43,462 - I'm sorry I'm wasting your time. - You're not wasting my time. 76 00:05:43,467 --> 00:05:45,453 - We should just go. Take your stuff. - You don't have any paperwork. 77 00:05:52,706 --> 00:05:56,292 My mum was proud of me for my score on that test. 78 00:06:01,927 --> 00:06:02,942 Hold on. 79 00:06:05,628 --> 00:06:06,672 Mr Petersen, 80 00:06:07,177 --> 00:06:08,380 look, I'm not... 81 00:06:08,605 --> 00:06:10,191 Okay. I don't know that kid. 82 00:06:10,317 --> 00:06:12,003 I mean, he's my half-brother, 83 00:06:12,168 --> 00:06:13,120 but, 84 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:14,420 but I don't know him. 85 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,330 You know where the parents are? 86 00:06:17,427 --> 00:06:18,523 Yeah, our... 87 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:22,131 Our father bailed on him which he 88 00:06:22,377 --> 00:06:24,022 also did to me. And, 89 00:06:24,566 --> 00:06:26,001 his mother is, 90 00:06:26,007 --> 00:06:27,511 uh, mentally unfit. 91 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,471 - You know where she is? - No, 92 00:06:29,477 --> 00:06:32,230 and before you ask, I don't know if she's coming back either. 93 00:06:32,248 --> 00:06:33,382 But listen, 94 00:06:33,615 --> 00:06:34,723 I know this. 95 00:06:34,968 --> 00:06:38,671 I'm not gonna go let Shay live in some homeless shelter the way I did when I was a kid. 96 00:06:39,177 --> 00:06:41,412 Okay, 'cause, I mean, the truth is, 97 00:06:42,615 --> 00:06:44,952 he's in a nice house on Boarding Square, 98 00:06:44,957 --> 00:06:48,503 right around the corner from this nice school. He needs to be here. 99 00:06:49,607 --> 00:06:50,981 Do you understand? 100 00:06:50,986 --> 00:06:52,713 I mean, listen, 101 00:06:52,948 --> 00:06:56,110 I promise you, I'll get you whatever you need. 102 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,542 I swear it. 103 00:06:57,545 --> 00:06:59,330 But I'm begging you 104 00:07:00,316 --> 00:07:02,503 to please just let him go to school here. 105 00:07:05,397 --> 00:07:06,663 Please... 106 00:07:07,976 --> 00:07:10,173 That is so fucking gross. 107 00:07:10,177 --> 00:07:12,493 So I found an S. Merkin 108 00:07:14,098 --> 00:07:17,591 in Van Nuys, which of course is where that vagina wig's gonna live. 109 00:07:17,598 --> 00:07:18,823 So... 110 00:07:18,825 --> 00:07:20,671 - Vagina wig? - Merkin. 111 00:07:20,675 --> 00:07:23,071 - Stacey Merkin. So... - Oh, right. 112 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:26,510 I go to the house, and I'm standing out front, 113 00:07:26,518 --> 00:07:28,532 and I'm like, "Yo, Stacey! 114 00:07:28,547 --> 00:07:31,820 Come here and say it to my fuckin' face, you fuckin' vagina". 115 00:07:31,825 --> 00:07:34,950 And so, guess who comes down? It's like, 116 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:38,813 this little, like 90 old korean lady, that's like, 117 00:07:38,816 --> 00:07:42,663 "Look what the time is it, it is 4 o'clock in the morning. I'm going to call the police..." 118 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,631 You were yelling under her balconey at 4 in the morning. 119 00:07:44,635 --> 00:07:46,703 I was, but did you read the review? 120 00:07:46,708 --> 00:07:49,211 - Yeah. - It was fondamentaly dishonest. So? 121 00:07:49,215 --> 00:07:51,191 Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, 122 00:07:51,197 --> 00:07:53,480 lesbians love to eat their own. It's true. 123 00:07:53,887 --> 00:07:57,301 And the thing is, the Vagina's girlfriend was molested, 124 00:07:57,308 --> 00:08:00,341 and now she's like this perfect saint, which is awesome, 125 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:04,541 and, you know, I was abused, and I'm like this fucked-up nitwit, 126 00:08:04,546 --> 00:08:06,911 but that's my experience. And that's mine, 127 00:08:06,916 --> 00:08:10,493 and I don't know why she's slamming me for my own experience, you know. 128 00:08:10,506 --> 00:08:12,581 Right, I get it. I totally get it. 129 00:08:12,587 --> 00:08:15,453 I'm just saying I think you should let it go. It's a tiny magazine. 130 00:08:15,455 --> 00:08:17,040 I mean, who reads it? You know? 131 00:08:17,245 --> 00:08:19,380 And didn't "Elle" say something great about 132 00:08:19,968 --> 00:08:23,190 refreshingly literate. That's huge. That's "Elle". 133 00:08:24,298 --> 00:08:26,641 - Concentrate on that. - Right. I'll let it go. 134 00:08:26,895 --> 00:08:28,712 - Can I tell you something? - What? 135 00:08:30,315 --> 00:08:31,793 - I met Papi. - No?! 136 00:08:31,876 --> 00:08:33,322 - What happened? - Oh! 137 00:08:33,327 --> 00:08:35,033 The legend transcent. 138 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:37,203 She's like the walking, living, breathing Lothario. 139 00:08:37,205 --> 00:08:39,543 - And? What did you do? - And I totally fell for it. 140 00:08:39,608 --> 00:08:42,151 - Well, you know... - Did you fuck her? 141 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,230 - Oh my god! - Okay, 142 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:46,540 we were in the back of this super tricked outstrech. It was hot. 143 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:48,730 - She was like unfucking unbelievable. - Was she good? 144 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:50,968 - Yeah, she's been with a lot of girls. - Like Shane? 145 00:08:50,969 --> 00:08:52,680 - No, more than Shane. - Oh my god... 146 00:08:52,687 --> 00:08:56,772 Okay, just to give you an example. I wasn't about to tell you, but she was 147 00:08:57,417 --> 00:09:01,210 with Helena the same day. Well, the morning, the night after that we had... 148 00:09:01,678 --> 00:09:04,143 She fucked Helena right after she fucked you? 149 00:09:04,147 --> 00:09:05,572 Your roomate? 150 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:08,543 - That's so rude! - No, but that's her, that's Papi. 151 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,833 - Oh my god! - 'Cause, you know, 152 00:09:09,836 --> 00:09:12,533 relationships and her, they don't exist in the same universe. 153 00:09:12,535 --> 00:09:14,251 - Okay. - She doesn't know that I know. 154 00:09:14,895 --> 00:09:18,043 - Hi. - Hi. Fucking desaster. 155 00:09:18,148 --> 00:09:19,313 Yeah. 156 00:09:19,397 --> 00:09:21,941 I had 3 job interviews today. 157 00:09:21,957 --> 00:09:25,490 Either I'm overqualified or I have no skills what so ever. 158 00:09:25,497 --> 00:09:28,760 My CV doesn't even get any himp for a job as a receptionnist. 159 00:09:28,765 --> 00:09:29,713 What's a CV? 160 00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:31,173 My resumé. 161 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,273 - Why are you... - And the people who know me, 162 00:09:34,555 --> 00:09:36,202 won't even believe I'm destitute. 163 00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:39,041 Why are you applying for a job as a receptionist? 164 00:09:39,318 --> 00:09:43,702 I would pretty much do any job right now that doesn't involve sex 165 00:09:43,707 --> 00:09:45,670 or touching insects. Otherwise, 166 00:09:45,677 --> 00:09:49,390 I'm gonna be stuck here with Alice in her sweet little one bedroom. 167 00:09:50,998 --> 00:09:54,370 Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up, the one bedroom. 168 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,913 I... We never had that roomate 169 00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:00,280 rule talk. 170 00:10:00,288 --> 00:10:01,880 - I'm gonna go. - No! 171 00:10:01,888 --> 00:10:04,251 I'll give you mine. I'll start with me. 172 00:10:05,336 --> 00:10:07,611 Okay, like I feel like this would be your 173 00:10:07,615 --> 00:10:09,172 boundary of your space, 174 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:12,230 so anything in your space you're responsible for, 175 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:13,910 and then this would be, 176 00:10:14,225 --> 00:10:19,523 you know, my space. And anything in my space is mine. 177 00:10:19,778 --> 00:10:23,932 Um, which includes my office space, which, 178 00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:25,923 I'll kinda show you where that starts. 179 00:10:27,785 --> 00:10:29,053 This is my 180 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,403 office space. My work space. 181 00:10:31,407 --> 00:10:32,550 And 182 00:10:32,926 --> 00:10:33,911 I'm tidy. 183 00:10:33,915 --> 00:10:36,261 I'm a tidy person and I like to keep this tidy. 184 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,843 But then we have, you know, 185 00:10:38,187 --> 00:10:41,811 the kitchen would be our space, kinda spaces, 186 00:10:41,816 --> 00:10:45,412 and I feel like the untidy person should abide by the tidy person's rules. 187 00:10:46,096 --> 00:10:46,912 So... 188 00:10:47,798 --> 00:10:48,940 Did you, 189 00:10:49,238 --> 00:10:50,690 did you have any? 190 00:10:51,306 --> 00:10:55,120 Just that my protesysheets don't put in the washing machine because they... 191 00:10:55,126 --> 00:10:57,533 We'll talk about that. Sheets. 192 00:10:57,917 --> 00:10:59,042 Hello? 193 00:11:00,397 --> 00:11:01,310 Hey Bette. 194 00:11:05,108 --> 00:11:07,951 What about Henry and Tina's cocktail party? 195 00:11:08,496 --> 00:11:10,371 Tina and Henry's cocktail party? 196 00:11:12,146 --> 00:11:14,701 Uh, no, I don't believe I was invited. 197 00:11:16,818 --> 00:11:18,350 Well, it's not your fault, Alice. 198 00:11:22,486 --> 00:11:24,061 Oh my god, it sounds awful. 199 00:11:25,056 --> 00:11:28,550 She did not say "a mixer for our gay and our straight friends". 200 00:11:33,236 --> 00:11:35,052 Well, I hope you're also coming to the Planet tonight. 201 00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:38,800 Kit is so excited about this new event planner. Apparently, they do these crazy, 202 00:11:39,105 --> 00:11:40,772 hot women's parties. 203 00:11:42,257 --> 00:11:43,632 Oh Alice, I gotta go. 204 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:45,461 Yes. So, I see you tonight? 205 00:11:46,026 --> 00:11:47,711 Great. See you later then. Bye. 206 00:11:48,606 --> 00:11:49,511 Phyllis. 207 00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:51,863 I thought you'd like to know the committee approved your budget 208 00:11:51,865 --> 00:11:54,313 to start researching the cost of creating that media lab. 209 00:11:54,605 --> 00:11:57,292 So you're telling me that I have a budget to develop a budget? 210 00:11:58,728 --> 00:12:00,452 Welcome to Academia. 211 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,330 Oh, did you hear that Jodi Lerner requested to come a week late? 212 00:12:03,776 --> 00:12:06,390 I couldn't say no. She's been short-listed for the Rome Prize. 213 00:12:08,948 --> 00:12:09,753 Bette, 214 00:12:10,055 --> 00:12:13,242 did you just say something about a crazy hot women's party? 215 00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:17,110 Uh... Yeah. My sister, Kit, she owns the Planet in West Hollywood. 216 00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:18,742 They're doing this party called 217 00:12:18,746 --> 00:12:21,293 - Rancho Notorious. - And it's all women? 218 00:12:21,296 --> 00:12:24,613 Only Thursdays. Thursday is girls' night at the Planet. 219 00:12:25,635 --> 00:12:28,061 Would it be too much of an imposition if I asked to join you? 220 00:12:28,278 --> 00:12:30,581 Uh, Tina's on the phone, for you. 221 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,112 I'll come back later for the details. 222 00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:40,950 Tina, hey. 223 00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:46,152 A party? Really? 224 00:12:48,547 --> 00:12:50,082 No, that sounds interesting. 225 00:12:50,566 --> 00:12:51,950 Did Alice put you up to this? 226 00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:59,032 You didn't know whether not to invite me when you invited all of my friends? 227 00:13:01,336 --> 00:13:02,883 Well, we have a child together, Tina, 228 00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:04,590 we're gonna have to learn how to get along. 229 00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:10,043 Fuck. You know something? 230 00:13:10,307 --> 00:13:12,513 You know, you've made quite a scene or two in your time too. 231 00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:13,703 So don't get on your high. 232 00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:19,281 No, okay, I don't wanna fight with you either. 233 00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:22,793 I'm just making a point that 234 00:13:23,877 --> 00:13:26,161 I've moved on, I've found closure, 235 00:13:26,716 --> 00:13:28,741 and there's nothing between us anymore that would 236 00:13:28,865 --> 00:13:30,293 cause me to want to make a scene. 237 00:13:30,616 --> 00:13:31,401 You know? 238 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,782 Well, thank you for the invitation, 239 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:39,701 I appreciate it. 240 00:13:40,956 --> 00:13:42,653 Yes, but I'm going to decline. 241 00:13:45,227 --> 00:13:46,452 Yeah, some other time. 242 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,210 Bye. 243 00:13:52,438 --> 00:13:54,671 - "Money Trouble" by Annie Hayden - 244 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:02,422 You have out of yourself this time. 245 00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:05,242 Oh my... look at this place. It's fantastic. 246 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,350 - You like it? - Do I like it? 247 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,162 Mindy and I gonna have a bloody shoot at the end of the night. 248 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,801 Of course you are. 249 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,920 Oh, hey you... 250 00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:18,592 Meet Angus, my boyfriend. 251 00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:21,663 Say hi to Mindy and Rochelle. 252 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,630 Hi to you, little ladies. I'm not just your boyfriend. 253 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:28,362 I'm your just been offered a hundred thousand dollar record deal 254 00:14:28,365 --> 00:14:31,420 with Thrill City Records boyfriend! 255 00:14:34,697 --> 00:14:36,642 Oh my god! 256 00:14:36,778 --> 00:14:38,002 Oh my god! 257 00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:41,412 Congratulations, guys. 258 00:14:46,065 --> 00:14:47,760 So this is the air filter. 259 00:14:48,477 --> 00:14:50,052 You just take it out. 260 00:14:50,418 --> 00:14:51,473 Check it out. 261 00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:56,851 Here, you have the new one over there. 262 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,150 - You wanna put it in? - Sure. 263 00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:02,412 Okay, alright. Good job. 264 00:15:03,258 --> 00:15:05,611 - We just snap that back. - Hey, Shay. 265 00:15:07,548 --> 00:15:09,272 Ready to go to Tina and Henry's? 266 00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:11,291 Will there be kids there? 267 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,752 Well uh... 268 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,613 Angelica'll be there. 269 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,273 And, you know, they might have a movie for you to watch. 270 00:15:19,557 --> 00:15:21,662 He could stay here with me if he wants. 271 00:15:21,665 --> 00:15:23,661 I mean, I'm just gonna be working on the car... 272 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,072 And maybe later we could go get some burgers or something. 273 00:15:27,075 --> 00:15:28,510 - Yeah! - Really? 274 00:15:28,985 --> 00:15:29,921 Yeah. 275 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,852 Okay, well. Wait. That means you're not going to Tina and Henry's. 276 00:15:35,846 --> 00:15:37,150 I wasn't invited. 277 00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:42,761 It's cool. I mean, I don't even really know Tina that well. 278 00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:46,721 And, I'd rather not have to deal anyway. So. 279 00:15:47,265 --> 00:15:49,202 Well, are you okay with that, Shay? 280 00:15:49,256 --> 00:15:50,991 - Yeah. - Yeah? 281 00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:53,043 - Well, thank you very much. - Sure. 282 00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:54,441 I appreciate. 283 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,523 I'll see you later. 284 00:16:01,145 --> 00:16:03,011 - "Our Lov3" by Rhett Miller - 285 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:07,101 Which one is Tina's ex? 286 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:09,971 She couldn't make it. 287 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,121 Thank God. 288 00:16:12,217 --> 00:16:14,452 So, even, even the beaufiful one over there? 289 00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:16,960 Yes, Brad. Give it up. They're all lesbians. 290 00:16:18,775 --> 00:16:20,370 - Thank you. - Thank you. 291 00:16:23,037 --> 00:16:24,710 Wow. Who is that? 292 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,832 This is a surprise. 293 00:16:29,516 --> 00:16:30,543 Hi. 294 00:16:30,796 --> 00:16:32,243 I kinda changed my mind. 295 00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:34,553 Hello Henry. 296 00:16:36,775 --> 00:16:38,483 - So where is my baby girl? - She's asleep. 297 00:16:38,488 --> 00:16:39,573 Watch out! 298 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,790 - I'll get more. - Okay. Thanks. 299 00:16:50,086 --> 00:16:51,002 This is nice. 300 00:16:52,437 --> 00:16:54,743 That reminds me of your appartment on... 301 00:16:58,477 --> 00:16:59,633 Yeah, it's fine. 302 00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:03,390 I'd remodel it, but I don't live here. 303 00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:04,480 Yet. 304 00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,003 Thank god, you're here. We're totally outnumbered. 305 00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:15,493 - What do you mean? - Straight people. 306 00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:16,730 Oh, Jesus. 307 00:17:17,455 --> 00:17:18,400 Hi. 308 00:17:18,866 --> 00:17:19,980 Bette... 309 00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:21,932 - Jenny... - Hello. 310 00:17:25,736 --> 00:17:28,550 What do you say we move into a big place like this some day? 311 00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:33,121 Uh I say not until your first check clearance and then mine. 312 00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:38,402 Hey. 313 00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:39,650 Hi. 314 00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:41,312 - How are you? - Good. And you? 315 00:17:41,315 --> 00:17:43,163 - I'm glad you came. - Well of course. 316 00:17:43,168 --> 00:17:45,053 I didn't think anyone was gonna come. 317 00:17:45,056 --> 00:17:47,122 - Oh, no, no, no. - Do you want some food? 318 00:17:47,606 --> 00:17:48,440 Yeah. 319 00:17:51,105 --> 00:17:52,853 Kelly and... 320 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,430 Alison, yes. 321 00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:57,640 This is my friend, Shane. 322 00:17:57,885 --> 00:17:59,113 - Hi. - You want a beer? 323 00:17:59,116 --> 00:18:00,901 I would love one, thank you. Hello. 324 00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:02,291 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 325 00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:03,021 Hi. 326 00:18:05,846 --> 00:18:07,400 That's such a great name. 327 00:18:07,946 --> 00:18:08,830 Shane... 328 00:18:09,196 --> 00:18:10,390 Oh thank you. 329 00:18:13,937 --> 00:18:15,190 It's perfect for you. 330 00:18:18,287 --> 00:18:19,253 Thank you again. 331 00:18:23,845 --> 00:18:25,842 But I'm gonna go find Tina for that drink. So... 332 00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:28,063 See you. 333 00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:35,933 Alright you guys, grace spirit's up. I'm going in. 334 00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:37,873 Good luck. 335 00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:41,472 Shane! Oh my god! 336 00:18:41,477 --> 00:18:42,750 Oh thank you! 337 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,393 I am gonna be the best receptionnist you have ever had. 338 00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:47,442 Okay, good, listen. But I'm warning you. It's a shit job. 339 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,701 But it's yours if you want it. 340 00:18:49,918 --> 00:18:51,631 - I want it. - Okay, good, you got it. 341 00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:09,010 Your daughter is adorable. 342 00:19:09,657 --> 00:19:10,813 Thank you. 343 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,972 What would you do if one day she decided she wanted to live with her father. 344 00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:18,331 We don't call him the father. We call him the donor. 345 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,463 In fact I don't think it's gonna happen. 346 00:19:21,265 --> 00:19:25,430 Sorry, excuse me. I know you don't want it to happen, but, 347 00:19:25,438 --> 00:19:27,973 you know, kids have minds of their own, and, 348 00:19:27,976 --> 00:19:30,881 I mean, I'm sure your parents would rather you weren't a lesbian, you know? 349 00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:35,201 My parents are dead. 350 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,003 - Bette... - Brad... 351 00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:40,042 Look, I'm not a homophobe, you know what I'm saying? But, uh, 352 00:19:40,297 --> 00:19:43,411 look, if my son came home and he told me that he was gay, 353 00:19:43,418 --> 00:19:46,092 I mean, I'm sure I would come around to it. But 354 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,263 you know, at first there would be a reaction. 355 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,080 And, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be honest here. 356 00:19:52,088 --> 00:19:54,320 An honest homophobe. How nice. 357 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,972 - Bette, don't get into it. - No, I... 358 00:19:58,855 --> 00:20:00,463 I understand, Brad. I mean, 359 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,650 you find gay sex repulsive, and 360 00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:04,870 you don't care about your son's personal happiness 361 00:20:04,877 --> 00:20:07,643 as much as you do your own comfort level. Right? 362 00:20:08,978 --> 00:20:09,822 You know, 363 00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:11,180 personally, 364 00:20:11,735 --> 00:20:12,721 I'm all for it, 365 00:20:13,336 --> 00:20:14,523 between women. 366 00:20:14,998 --> 00:20:17,850 It's just that, the idea of two guys... 367 00:20:18,806 --> 00:20:20,460 Well, you understand, right? 368 00:20:22,677 --> 00:20:24,023 It's not that bad, actually. 369 00:20:24,675 --> 00:20:25,882 Come again, dude? 370 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,631 That whole dick-in-ass thing. 371 00:20:29,936 --> 00:20:32,010 I used to think it was a little creepy. And 372 00:20:32,377 --> 00:20:33,352 painful, 373 00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:36,423 too. But I found this great lube; it's called Boy Butter. 374 00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:38,383 Once I discovered that, it was like, 375 00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:43,053 "Let's get this party started". 376 00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:44,473 I love him. 377 00:20:45,085 --> 00:20:47,251 He loves you too. 378 00:20:47,257 --> 00:20:49,591 I gotta get back to the Planet. 379 00:20:49,968 --> 00:20:54,401 Come on, butter boy, let's sliiiiide on outta here. 380 00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:58,471 I have an idea. 381 00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:01,532 Game of Celebrity? 382 00:21:07,547 --> 00:21:10,553 You have a couple of extra spots on the guest list? 383 00:21:10,558 --> 00:21:14,683 My boys are coming down to celebrate our impading super mega stardom. 384 00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:18,563 - Of course! Thrills... - Here we come. 385 00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:26,940 - "Secret Love" by Kathy Kirby - 386 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,523 Phyllis, you can do this. 387 00:21:40,795 --> 00:21:43,123 Hey beautiful. May I buy you a drink? 388 00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:48,192 Oh, I'm not ready for a drink yet. 389 00:22:09,068 --> 00:22:11,182 - Go? Ok. Here we go. - Ok, ready? 390 00:22:14,096 --> 00:22:16,411 We won already. This is so easy. Okay. 391 00:22:17,855 --> 00:22:18,713 - Ready? - Yeah. 392 00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:20,711 Actress. She was in "I Heart Huckabees". 393 00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:21,672 Naomi Watts. 394 00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:23,192 No. But funnier. 395 00:22:23,566 --> 00:22:25,532 She was in "9 to 5"... 396 00:22:25,775 --> 00:22:27,783 Oh, I know, I know, what's her name? 397 00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:31,980 Major dyke, major dyke. She came out big time in 2000. 398 00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:34,043 I mean, we already knew, but, uh... 399 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,221 Come on, "Big Business". "Big Business"! 400 00:22:37,537 --> 00:22:39,451 - Sorry guys, time's up. - Who is it? 401 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,993 Lily Tomlin! 402 00:22:40,997 --> 00:22:43,533 Lily Tomlin is not a lesbian. Is she?! 403 00:22:44,807 --> 00:22:46,001 Braaaad. 404 00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:47,490 He was on the verge of getting it. 405 00:22:47,705 --> 00:22:49,220 The gay clue threw him off. 406 00:22:49,596 --> 00:22:50,893 - Yeah. - Oh. 407 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,123 Okay, who's next? Shane? 408 00:22:57,015 --> 00:22:58,431 - What? - Try me. 409 00:23:09,828 --> 00:23:10,773 "Le Tigre" 410 00:23:11,325 --> 00:23:12,313 and 411 00:23:12,636 --> 00:23:13,652 Julie Ruin. 412 00:23:14,886 --> 00:23:16,181 - "Bikini Kill". - Oh, 413 00:23:16,868 --> 00:23:17,560 easy. 414 00:23:18,687 --> 00:23:20,700 I know it. 415 00:23:22,577 --> 00:23:23,563 So easy! 416 00:23:27,195 --> 00:23:28,100 One more time. 417 00:23:31,547 --> 00:23:32,711 Kathleen Hanna. 418 00:23:32,956 --> 00:23:34,553 What is she a celebrity for? 419 00:23:35,005 --> 00:23:39,323 Oh, she just pretty much started the whole riot girl music scene, but hey. 420 00:23:40,575 --> 00:23:42,063 What's the riot girl music scene? 421 00:23:43,817 --> 00:23:45,521 Okay. Who's next? 422 00:23:47,978 --> 00:23:49,283 My turn, my turn. 423 00:23:54,278 --> 00:23:55,153 Oh, I don't 424 00:23:55,538 --> 00:23:57,513 I don't know who Terrell Owens is. 425 00:24:00,116 --> 00:24:00,901 What? 426 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:02,853 Football player. 427 00:24:04,396 --> 00:24:05,341 Do you? 428 00:24:05,508 --> 00:24:06,491 Shane? 429 00:24:06,495 --> 00:24:08,503 He's the most talented receiver in football. 430 00:24:08,505 --> 00:24:11,283 And he appeared with a "Desperate Housewife" in a commercial. 431 00:24:11,288 --> 00:24:12,590 She dropped her towel. 432 00:24:12,765 --> 00:24:14,360 The desperate... 433 00:24:14,556 --> 00:24:15,373 what? 434 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,903 This is excruciating. 435 00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:21,782 - I would love to get outta here. - Let's go. 436 00:24:21,787 --> 00:24:23,680 Just let's go. 437 00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,770 - Let's play. - Who wants to be the next? 438 00:24:26,775 --> 00:24:28,240 It's kinda late though. 439 00:24:30,047 --> 00:24:32,303 Shane, what time is it? 440 00:24:32,428 --> 00:24:34,482 - It is late, isn't it? - It is. 441 00:24:34,588 --> 00:24:37,360 - "Shake a Leg" by Margaret Lewis - 442 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:46,590 Ladies, ladies... 443 00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:51,720 Oh god, thank god for my little lesbian planet. 444 00:24:51,728 --> 00:24:53,750 Oh my god, that's Papi. 445 00:24:54,575 --> 00:24:57,500 - Hey. - Hey chicas, what's up? 446 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,770 There is Shane. Shane! 447 00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:09,680 Shane? 448 00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:14,080 Oh, this gotta be interesting. 449 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:19,921 - "La Resi Dei Conti a/k/a Sixty Seconds to What" by Ennio Morricone - 450 00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:00,333 Hey. 451 00:26:00,335 --> 00:26:02,843 - Kit saved us a table in the back. - Oh good. 452 00:26:03,678 --> 00:26:05,070 You're Shane? 453 00:26:07,255 --> 00:26:08,151 Yeah. 454 00:26:08,328 --> 00:26:10,733 You're just a skinny little white girl. 455 00:26:11,826 --> 00:26:12,621 Oh. 456 00:26:13,608 --> 00:26:14,940 Yeah, I guess I am. 457 00:26:18,986 --> 00:26:20,973 Shane? 458 00:26:20,975 --> 00:26:22,190 - What? - This is Papi. 459 00:26:22,477 --> 00:26:23,273 Who? 460 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:24,591 Papi. 461 00:26:24,988 --> 00:26:26,002 So what? 462 00:26:26,856 --> 00:26:28,742 So I'm your competition. 463 00:26:29,175 --> 00:26:30,262 Oh. 464 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:36,002 Well, you know, I don't know exactly what we're competing for, but, uh, 465 00:26:36,538 --> 00:26:37,402 you win. 466 00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:39,600 So. It was nice to meet you. 467 00:26:39,605 --> 00:26:40,621 I'm gonna go 468 00:26:40,626 --> 00:26:41,841 see Bette. You wanna come? I'll buy you a drink. 469 00:26:41,848 --> 00:26:42,943 I'll buy you a drink. 470 00:26:43,286 --> 00:26:44,271 Okay. 471 00:26:56,905 --> 00:26:58,391 I missed that reading. 472 00:26:58,856 --> 00:27:01,272 It was last week. 473 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,792 Anyway the book is really awful. 474 00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:08,783 - Have you read it? - No, but the review in Curve magazine? 475 00:27:09,035 --> 00:27:13,270 ""Some of Her Parts" makes me ashamed to even call myself a lesbian." 476 00:27:19,668 --> 00:27:22,292 I feel like I don't even really know 477 00:27:22,495 --> 00:27:24,403 how to talk to women anymore. 478 00:27:24,407 --> 00:27:27,252 You just have to be patient, Helena. I mean, you're reinventing yourself. 479 00:27:27,255 --> 00:27:29,463 - That's big. - Oh boy. 480 00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:32,620 Are you okay? 481 00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:39,643 Shit, shit, shit. I cannot believe she actually came. 482 00:27:39,646 --> 00:27:40,503 - What? - Who? 483 00:27:41,196 --> 00:27:43,560 Who? What? Did you sleep with someone? 484 00:27:43,565 --> 00:27:46,251 No, not in a century. Okay, girls. Okay, here's the deal. 485 00:27:46,948 --> 00:27:49,442 Phyllis Kroll, executive vice chancellor of California University, 486 00:27:49,446 --> 00:27:51,553 very accomplished, very dignified, very much my boss, 487 00:27:51,558 --> 00:27:54,090 I repeat, very much my boss. She's been married 25 years 488 00:27:54,097 --> 00:27:56,932 and is now at this relatively late date convinced she's a lesbian 489 00:27:56,935 --> 00:27:59,051 and is peeking out of the closet as we speak. So please please please 490 00:27:59,056 --> 00:28:01,193 be nice to her and try to talk to her and try not to make her feel like 491 00:28:01,198 --> 00:28:04,112 she's the oldest fucking lesbian on the planet. Phyllis! 492 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:05,972 Hi, it's good to see you. 493 00:28:06,376 --> 00:28:08,542 I've been here for a while. I'm just kinda hiding in the back. 494 00:28:08,547 --> 00:28:11,210 Well, you're now among friends. 495 00:28:11,776 --> 00:28:13,892 - This is Shane McCutcheon. - Hi, Shane. 496 00:28:13,898 --> 00:28:16,112 - How are you doing? - This is Alice Pieszecki. 497 00:28:16,117 --> 00:28:17,911 - Hello, Phyllis. - Alice... 498 00:28:17,918 --> 00:28:19,253 And Helena Peabody. 499 00:28:19,258 --> 00:28:20,582 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Helena... 500 00:28:21,155 --> 00:28:23,381 - Why don't you join us? - Yeah, I'd love to. 501 00:28:29,445 --> 00:28:31,772 I hate to say it man, but the NR guy called back. 502 00:28:31,775 --> 00:28:35,090 The thing is, dude, they need a hot younger singer to sell records. 503 00:28:35,308 --> 00:28:37,262 I mean, it's not like it's anything to you. 504 00:28:37,806 --> 00:28:40,761 So you won't be actually in the band. 505 00:28:41,316 --> 00:28:43,483 They said they already had a guy lined up for us. 506 00:28:43,495 --> 00:28:44,973 And you're totally still get, like, 507 00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:46,582 song writer credit. 508 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,771 - I know you're not serious. - It's out of our control, Kit. 509 00:28:52,777 --> 00:28:54,790 You know how long we've been waiting for this? 510 00:29:00,007 --> 00:29:01,421 How long you've been waiting? 511 00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:05,261 You candy-ass piece o' shit, you. 512 00:29:05,687 --> 00:29:08,273 You'd be nothin' without Angus. Nothin'. 513 00:29:09,156 --> 00:29:11,543 You must be outta your motherfuckin' mind. 514 00:29:11,545 --> 00:29:13,331 You must be fuckin' crazy. 515 00:29:13,828 --> 00:29:16,061 Get the fuck outta here. Go! Get out of here! 516 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:19,350 She's the one that owned to be ashamed of calling herself a lesbian. 517 00:29:19,356 --> 00:29:23,940 What I find so utterly specious is the assertion she made about her own ladyfriend. 518 00:29:23,978 --> 00:29:25,541 I know, I mean, Saint Lindsey? 519 00:29:25,547 --> 00:29:27,552 Why is she the pantheon of honesty? 520 00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:30,470 It's pathetic, writing about her own girlfriend in the review. 521 00:29:30,805 --> 00:29:34,151 The fact that she compared the two of you is proof enough of her stupidity. 522 00:29:34,158 --> 00:29:36,801 I know. Thank you. I mean, the whole thing was, I wasn't 523 00:29:36,978 --> 00:29:39,481 writing about all survivors' stories. 524 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:43,060 I was just writing about my story and my experience. 525 00:29:43,517 --> 00:29:46,231 It's a shame you can't do what I did when I got my first bad review. 526 00:29:46,237 --> 00:29:48,343 Oh, Phyllis. You never got a bad review. 527 00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:50,192 I did so, with my second book. 528 00:29:50,586 --> 00:29:53,620 A reviewer from the Journal of Education and Policy 529 00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:55,693 absolutely ridiculed my premise. 530 00:29:55,886 --> 00:29:57,183 So with a wicked rebuttal, 531 00:29:58,037 --> 00:30:00,023 I dismantled him point by point. 532 00:30:00,026 --> 00:30:01,573 He lost his job because of it. 533 00:30:03,527 --> 00:30:06,353 It's too bad you can't prove your critic was wrong 534 00:30:06,568 --> 00:30:08,942 about her girlfriend's unimpeachable integrity. 535 00:30:09,855 --> 00:30:11,460 That is for sure, Jenny. I agree, Phyllis. 536 00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:13,383 I agree, Phyllis. 537 00:30:13,598 --> 00:30:14,533 Totally agree. 538 00:30:51,048 --> 00:30:53,733 They are shit without you and you know it. 539 00:30:54,637 --> 00:30:55,990 What does it matter? 540 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:00,900 Runaway and die, 541 00:31:00,905 --> 00:31:03,213 too old to be viable as a musician. 542 00:31:04,045 --> 00:31:05,981 You're the one who told me 543 00:31:05,986 --> 00:31:08,063 when you're cold, to do music. 544 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:11,020 - Nothing can stop you. - Yeah, well, 545 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,592 they do stop me. 546 00:31:13,737 --> 00:31:14,903 It's bullshit. 547 00:31:15,496 --> 00:31:17,433 - You can't... - Listen, 548 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:21,340 don't try to make me feel better, 'cause I'm just not gonna. 549 00:31:30,165 --> 00:31:33,051 God, you know, I think I just need to be alone. 550 00:32:10,905 --> 00:32:12,663 - Yeah? - Hey. 551 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:13,783 Hey! 552 00:32:13,918 --> 00:32:16,422 I wander if you can do me a favor. 553 00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:23,220 I'm trying to find a friend of mine, 554 00:32:24,126 --> 00:32:25,250 named 555 00:32:25,256 --> 00:32:29,260 Lindsey who I went to Summer Camp in like 1997. 556 00:32:29,268 --> 00:32:32,321 I think that she was assaulted 557 00:32:32,335 --> 00:32:34,572 and she had to go to this hospital named 558 00:32:34,938 --> 00:32:37,020 Cold Water Community Hospital 559 00:32:37,026 --> 00:32:39,063 and I wandered if you could help me find her. 560 00:32:44,647 --> 00:32:46,543 That's not really much to go on. 561 00:32:47,535 --> 00:32:49,551 But I could do a computer search. 562 00:32:50,547 --> 00:32:52,131 I'd definitively want that because 563 00:32:52,148 --> 00:32:54,602 I'm writing an article about the hospital for 564 00:32:54,915 --> 00:32:58,152 Salon Magazine. So, it's really important to me 565 00:32:58,155 --> 00:32:59,660 that I speak to her about, 566 00:32:59,887 --> 00:33:01,801 you know, her experience there. 567 00:33:04,296 --> 00:33:05,512 Okay? 568 00:33:10,647 --> 00:33:13,862 - What? You want me to do it now? - If you don't mind. 569 00:33:15,005 --> 00:33:16,911 Okay. 570 00:33:36,256 --> 00:33:39,002 I'm really... I'm sorry, Phyllis. This is just... 571 00:33:39,698 --> 00:33:41,793 Wow. Go get 'em, Phyllis! 572 00:34:20,077 --> 00:34:21,243 Go ahead. 573 00:34:46,955 --> 00:34:50,903 Fauvism, dadaism, cubism, surrealism, modernism. 574 00:34:51,057 --> 00:34:52,312 We'll cover the rest next week. 575 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,580 - Yes? - Even Fluxus, dean Porter? 576 00:34:55,685 --> 00:34:57,070 Yeah, falls under Dada. 577 00:34:57,718 --> 00:34:59,142 So, next week, we'll discuss 578 00:34:59,145 --> 00:35:02,102 the ways in which art reveals attitudes about the culture. 579 00:35:02,365 --> 00:35:03,992 Wait. You wanted me to remind you 580 00:35:03,995 --> 00:35:06,432 to assign everyone topics at the end of the session, Bette. 581 00:35:06,686 --> 00:35:08,123 I mean, dean Porter. 582 00:35:08,485 --> 00:35:09,430 Thank you, Nadia. 583 00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:11,900 So we'll do that at the begining of next session. 584 00:35:13,037 --> 00:35:14,290 I love you, Bette. 585 00:35:14,307 --> 00:35:15,751 Would you marry me? 586 00:35:16,808 --> 00:35:17,771 Good job, Bette. 587 00:35:17,776 --> 00:35:19,893 You've got them at the palm of your hand. 588 00:35:19,895 --> 00:35:21,293 I wish I could do it every day. 589 00:35:21,295 --> 00:35:24,021 Then your department heads would have to do their own fundraising. 590 00:35:25,188 --> 00:35:26,780 I want to thank you for last night. 591 00:35:27,087 --> 00:35:28,330 I had a lovely time. 592 00:35:29,247 --> 00:35:30,781 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. 593 00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:33,061 I especially loved Alice. 594 00:35:33,508 --> 00:35:36,303 - She's so vibrant. - Yeah, she's a great girl. 595 00:35:36,888 --> 00:35:37,621 So... 596 00:35:38,926 --> 00:35:40,033 do you think she liked me? 597 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:47,982 You know how to work a credit card? 598 00:35:49,025 --> 00:35:49,992 Not... 599 00:35:50,057 --> 00:35:51,630 - Actually no. - Well, I'm gonna... 600 00:35:52,248 --> 00:35:54,341 - bloody Martha to help you. - Okay. 601 00:35:56,035 --> 00:35:58,103 Good morning, the WAX, how may I help you? 602 00:35:58,118 --> 00:35:59,871 - No! Say WAX. - Sorry. 603 00:35:59,876 --> 00:36:01,292 - Just WAX. - WAX? 604 00:36:02,615 --> 00:36:03,681 Martha? 605 00:36:05,126 --> 00:36:06,841 I'm sorry. What was that you were saying? 606 00:36:06,848 --> 00:36:09,612 I need a box of bones, reds, tunes, wax and grip tape.... 607 00:36:10,065 --> 00:36:12,453 I'm sorry, could you just give me one more minute. 608 00:36:12,456 --> 00:36:14,152 You need a box of Red Bones and what? 609 00:36:18,586 --> 00:36:20,671 Can you just give me moment? 610 00:36:27,335 --> 00:36:28,571 Wow! 611 00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:30,402 Wow! Fancy! 612 00:36:30,547 --> 00:36:32,210 I like this. This is good. 613 00:36:32,698 --> 00:36:35,041 All new Bette, huh? Artsy... 614 00:36:35,298 --> 00:36:37,260 A little artsy-fartsy going on here. 615 00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:40,280 We have a situation, Alice. 616 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:43,702 What? Are you gonna stick me in a corner with adunce's cap on, principal Porter? 617 00:36:43,707 --> 00:36:45,270 My boss is attracted to you. 618 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:48,983 - Really? - Yeah. 619 00:36:49,256 --> 00:36:51,251 She thinks you two made a real connection. She said that 620 00:36:51,255 --> 00:36:54,270 you made a meaningful eye contact with her. Is that true? 621 00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:56,152 She thinks I flirted with her? 622 00:36:56,158 --> 00:36:57,442 Alice, this isn't funny. 623 00:36:57,447 --> 00:36:59,892 - No. - No, it's not. She wept in my arms 624 00:36:59,896 --> 00:37:01,910 because she's been unhappy for 25 years and now 625 00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:03,683 she's dying to find out what she's been missing 626 00:37:03,686 --> 00:37:05,791 and she thinks you sent her signals. 627 00:37:06,385 --> 00:37:08,490 - She really thinks I sent her signals? - Yeah. 628 00:37:08,498 --> 00:37:09,563 - Really? - Yes. 629 00:37:09,567 --> 00:37:11,102 And we have to do something about it. 630 00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:13,790 - We've got to let her down easy. - Okay, okay. 631 00:37:15,945 --> 00:37:17,631 - Alice, it's not funny. - No. 632 00:37:18,767 --> 00:37:19,823 It's not funny. 633 00:37:19,916 --> 00:37:22,122 You guys, aren't they cute? 634 00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:25,493 And that is supposed to be cheeseburgers. 635 00:37:25,498 --> 00:37:26,840 You're sure you don't mind? 636 00:37:26,847 --> 00:37:29,120 - Not at all. - I'll go get the buns. 637 00:37:29,125 --> 00:37:30,033 Alright. 638 00:37:30,676 --> 00:37:31,773 Hi, Max. 639 00:37:31,938 --> 00:37:32,881 Hey. 640 00:37:35,437 --> 00:37:36,653 I'm really glad you came. 641 00:37:38,096 --> 00:37:40,140 Well, it was nice of your dad to invite me. 642 00:37:40,406 --> 00:37:41,451 I invited you. 643 00:37:42,746 --> 00:37:43,443 Well, 644 00:37:43,656 --> 00:37:45,601 then it was nice of you to invite me. 645 00:37:46,088 --> 00:37:47,320 Hey Brooke! 646 00:37:49,077 --> 00:37:51,061 - I'll see you in a minute, okay? - Alright. 647 00:38:05,167 --> 00:38:06,933 I'll be right with you. 648 00:38:07,498 --> 00:38:09,692 Good afternoon, the... I mean, WAX... 649 00:38:12,085 --> 00:38:13,113 Shane? 650 00:38:14,355 --> 00:38:17,142 Gary Geller, marketing director for Hugo Boss. 651 00:38:17,858 --> 00:38:20,400 - Hi. - I know you were at Cherie Jaffe's party last week. 652 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,321 - Oh... - You don't remember? 653 00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:26,040 I don't know. I was a little uh... 654 00:38:26,465 --> 00:38:27,981 Yeah, me too. 655 00:38:28,135 --> 00:38:29,950 But you made quite impression on me. 656 00:38:31,005 --> 00:38:32,523 I have a proposition for you. 657 00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:54,301 Max, you're working too hard. 658 00:38:55,386 --> 00:38:56,122 Come on, 659 00:38:56,447 --> 00:38:58,032 why don't you come use the pool? 660 00:38:58,558 --> 00:38:59,392 No! 661 00:38:59,847 --> 00:39:00,841 Try them on, 662 00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:04,190 I'll take some shots and I'll send them to Hugo Boss himself. 663 00:39:04,195 --> 00:39:05,250 Look, 664 00:39:05,467 --> 00:39:08,321 I appreciate that you came down here and all, but, 665 00:39:08,655 --> 00:39:09,992 I'm not a model. 666 00:39:11,525 --> 00:39:12,772 It's a lucrative gig. 667 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,451 Yeah, I'm sure it is but I'm just... 668 00:39:15,508 --> 00:39:17,453 Sorry, I'm not interested. 669 00:39:18,195 --> 00:39:19,572 Excuse me. Shay! 670 00:39:19,895 --> 00:39:20,873 Hey. 671 00:39:21,285 --> 00:39:22,691 How are you doing? How was school? 672 00:39:22,976 --> 00:39:24,173 Do you wanna get homework done? 673 00:39:24,175 --> 00:39:25,903 Take some time, think about it. 674 00:39:26,908 --> 00:39:27,773 No. 675 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:30,300 But thank you, I appreciate it. 676 00:39:30,516 --> 00:39:32,213 I'm sorry, Brooke. 677 00:39:33,096 --> 00:39:34,392 I'm really sorry. 678 00:39:35,368 --> 00:39:36,391 I just... 679 00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,620 I have this ear condition, you know. 680 00:39:41,527 --> 00:39:43,913 Ever since I was in some team in high school and I... 681 00:39:46,066 --> 00:39:47,592 I can't go in the water. 682 00:39:49,738 --> 00:39:51,870 Okay? And it really bombs me out. 683 00:39:51,878 --> 00:39:53,713 I shouldn't freak out on you like that. 684 00:39:55,308 --> 00:39:56,670 I'm really sorry. 685 00:39:58,237 --> 00:39:59,431 I forgive you. 686 00:40:00,988 --> 00:40:01,942 You do? 687 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:07,383 I'm crazy about you. 688 00:40:14,638 --> 00:40:16,092 Don't point! 689 00:40:18,327 --> 00:40:19,503 Have a good evening everyone. 690 00:40:19,506 --> 00:40:22,792 Don't forget to give me your list for the major donors reception by friday. 691 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:26,751 Long day, Bette. 692 00:40:27,236 --> 00:40:28,573 Yeah, and it's not a wrestle. 693 00:40:28,578 --> 00:40:30,592 I have to prove the artwork for the presentation. 694 00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:31,721 Phyllis. 695 00:40:32,107 --> 00:40:33,191 Alice. 696 00:40:33,378 --> 00:40:34,792 Hello, Professor Porter. 697 00:40:35,606 --> 00:40:37,910 Dean Porter, Alice. You're demoting her. 698 00:40:38,666 --> 00:40:40,740 I am taking Phyllis to Murakami. 699 00:40:41,896 --> 00:40:43,100 Lesbian sushi. 700 00:40:43,467 --> 00:40:44,390 Really? 701 00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:46,433 Lesbians have their own special kind of sushi? 702 00:40:46,437 --> 00:40:47,363 Oh, yeah. 703 00:40:48,745 --> 00:40:51,591 Phyllis, I think that you should order Bette out on a date. 704 00:40:51,597 --> 00:40:52,741 Is this a date? 705 00:40:53,238 --> 00:40:54,461 She works too hard. 706 00:40:54,465 --> 00:40:57,132 Well, I can't exactly order her to go out on a date. 707 00:40:57,137 --> 00:40:58,561 No, you really can't. 708 00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:01,000 But I do hope you're taking care of your personnal needs, Bette. 709 00:41:01,237 --> 00:41:03,890 Acadomia can be so very suffocating. 710 00:41:04,118 --> 00:41:06,163 Oh, yeah, she's right. 711 00:41:06,988 --> 00:41:08,161 Have a good date. 712 00:41:08,315 --> 00:41:09,800 Okay, thanks. 713 00:41:10,508 --> 00:41:11,582 Phyllis! 714 00:41:12,895 --> 00:41:16,135 Fuck, Alice. 715 00:41:16,135 --> 00:41:19,790 You're right. It's my fault. I've completely fucked up this schedule. 716 00:41:19,795 --> 00:41:21,071 I mean, maybe we can... 717 00:41:22,008 --> 00:41:22,861 Sure. 718 00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:25,262 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't even tell 719 00:41:25,276 --> 00:41:27,963 which is the phone, which is the WAX. Maybe if we can... 720 00:41:27,976 --> 00:41:29,113 have a look at it. 721 00:41:31,296 --> 00:41:32,492 Fuck! 722 00:41:32,837 --> 00:41:36,528 Fuck! Fuck! 723 00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:38,443 This is yours and... 724 00:41:38,448 --> 00:41:40,913 Fuck! And this is yours. 725 00:41:41,618 --> 00:41:42,581 And... 726 00:41:43,515 --> 00:41:44,370 Hello? 727 00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:51,743 That bad, huh? 728 00:41:54,437 --> 00:41:55,503 I'm just... 729 00:41:56,937 --> 00:41:58,463 not up to this, Shane. 730 00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:00,901 I'm just... 731 00:42:02,568 --> 00:42:04,390 Thanks for the opportunity though. 732 00:42:06,288 --> 00:42:07,850 You know, I... 733 00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:12,432 I can guarantee there's something you're really good at. 734 00:42:13,687 --> 00:42:14,751 I do. 735 00:42:15,528 --> 00:42:17,590 But I think you just need to take the time and 736 00:42:18,817 --> 00:42:20,083 figure out what this is. 737 00:42:22,147 --> 00:42:23,041 Thanks. 738 00:42:23,397 --> 00:42:24,943 So don't worry about this. 739 00:42:25,368 --> 00:42:28,200 - It's a fucking mess, but... - Yeah, what a mess! 740 00:42:28,205 --> 00:42:30,551 Let's go lock up. Can you get my bag? 741 00:42:30,565 --> 00:42:31,820 Thanks, Shay. 742 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:37,510 - Thanks, Shane. - Of course. Don't worry about it. 743 00:42:38,895 --> 00:42:40,151 Alright. 744 00:42:40,165 --> 00:42:41,382 Grab that. 745 00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:46,740 Oh, Nadia. 746 00:42:48,016 --> 00:42:49,730 What are you doing here? 747 00:42:50,207 --> 00:42:53,852 I seem to remember when you were interviewing TA candidates that you said, 748 00:42:54,027 --> 00:42:55,901 "If I'm working, you're working". 749 00:42:58,177 --> 00:43:00,083 I finished the first set for the media lab. 750 00:43:04,746 --> 00:43:06,720 God, you are really talented. 751 00:43:11,037 --> 00:43:12,680 That means a lot coming from you. 752 00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:36,453 Nadia? 753 00:43:39,176 --> 00:43:40,150 Where do you live? 754 00:43:41,016 --> 00:43:41,890 Echo Park. 755 00:43:44,206 --> 00:43:45,270 Do you need a ride? 756 00:43:46,086 --> 00:43:46,912 Yeah. 757 00:43:48,146 --> 00:43:50,090 - I don't wanna trouble you. - No, 758 00:43:50,095 --> 00:43:50,981 it's not trouble. 759 00:43:50,988 --> 00:43:53,271 I mean, it's more or less on my way home. So... 760 00:44:19,535 --> 00:44:20,643 Would it be wrong 761 00:44:21,105 --> 00:44:22,632 if I told you 762 00:44:23,025 --> 00:44:25,043 that I can't keep my eyes off of you? 763 00:44:30,338 --> 00:44:31,422 Yes. 764 00:44:33,398 --> 00:44:35,311 Would it be wrong if I told you 765 00:44:35,647 --> 00:44:37,172 that you are the most 766 00:44:38,878 --> 00:44:41,181 intriguing person that I've ever met? 767 00:44:44,717 --> 00:44:45,833 Yes. 768 00:44:49,906 --> 00:44:52,663 Would it be wrong if I told you that I have never 769 00:44:52,776 --> 00:44:56,180 wanted to kiss someone more than I want to kiss you right now? 770 00:45:08,135 --> 00:45:09,531 Nadia... 771 00:45:10,905 --> 00:45:12,733 titelilie - ruvyn7 www.forom.com 772 00:45:12,783 --> 00:45:17,333 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56134

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