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Which one's the real Woochi?

Looks like I have to step in as always.

Let's have some fun shall we?

There you go!

It'll snap, you wench!

Where’s a log?

Wait! - Shoo!

Duck!

It's okay.

Good.

Let's put away the goblins.

Woochi and Chorangyi, too

- Master Woochi! - Superb! Marvelous!

Go seal in the goblins.

We did it!

We? I did it.

There you go again. I snapped that wenchs wrist.

- Didn't you hear it? - Master!

- The goblin is not here! - Uh?

It's gone.

Just as I thought, mutt.

Hey! Where are you going?

Woochi!

What was that?

- Did you hit someone?! - Yea...

No. No.

We need Woochi!

What is this psycho wearing at this time of night?

You're right. He's crazy.

He's dead, right?

Don't open the door.

You shouldn't go out in these situations.

- He's getting up! - Oh my god!

- Give me your card. - Send him to the hospital.

You're okay, right?

Get yourself treated first and then call this number.

Your eyes...

Sir?

They still carry the ocean.

Are you drunk?

Woochi!

And now what?

Go to the hospital.

It's her!

Covering up is useless Yes, I'm the famous actress

What the?!

Don't come into the car. I'll give you an autograph.

Master you mustn’t harass the people.

- That's right, step off - I'm sorry. I'll close...

- Wait, the actress? - Yes, it's me

Step on it!

The widow!

Hey, look at me

What ocean? All I see is my face.

He was just being nice probably.

Crazy bastard.

Hand me my hat.

Sure.

I Don't want to shoot today.

What a strange world.

Hey.

Why would Hwadam kill Master?

He must be planning something.

- Could he be here too? - He's gone.

That is why they summoned me.

Look who's gotten smarter.

I can't help what comes naturally.

Hold on.

Green blood!

Smell's good.

Why is someone lying here on the ground?

He needs help.

Master, not now

Believe in the Lord.

This way, Master

Who feeds the people if there is no king?

- No king? - Corporate...

Modern-day merchants.

They built all these tall buildings.

Don't jest with me.

Merchants are corrupt fiends by nature.

Yet you say they are feeding the people?

Such a land is destined for grief and ruin.

Is this booze as well?

That is why an exalted man

came to save us from our sins.

Am I that exalted man?

No, he is Jesus Christ

He protects us with a power

unimaginable and unmatched.

Then why did you not ask this Jesus instead of me?

He must have been busy.

This is the blood of Christ. The quite tasty blood.

This is someone’s blood?

Very nice and tasty.

That's perfume, Master! - Is it delicious?

This way, sir The green blood is that way.

- Sad that I was... - I want some!

How happy I now am! - I want some!

- This way. - What is that?

That is also a steed of sorts.

What is this place?

It's where lives are wasted, sir

I highly approve of this.

What the hell?

Come on

Come on, let's go.

Rest in peace.

You did the right thing.

I think I found a way to see her again.

? I didn't ask you for food I didn't ask you for clothes.

? only offered you a harmless little drink.

? Looks can deceive

? so Don't give me that look.

- What is this... - Blast it!

Traitor!

It was all for the country.

For the country...

Selling your country is for the country’s good?

You said you'd leave on the next train.

- I lost my ticket. - I lost my ticket.

And now you've lost me.

And now youth lust me.

You said you loved me.

Was it all a lie?

They were only sweet nothings.

Farewell, my love

What are you doing? Shoot me!

Bye-bye, my love!

Cut!

It's freezing!

- Misfired! No good, right? - That was great!

I smell an Oscar!

Aren't there any shots for lisps?

Everything was off.

But the walking is the worst.

I know.

These shoes...

Don't fit.

I'm gonna get so many blisters!

- Bring me the other shoes. - Right away!

You have to sing like Audrey

- and run like Marilyn. - And when I shoot?

Shoot like...

How hard could this be?

And what's this?

My shoes!

Right away!

- Shoes! - I'm coming!

Shoot like Angelina Jolie.

Then how about paying me like them?

It's nothing against you, though

These shoes are wasting everyone’s time.

They came out a bit small.

Get bigger ones instead of forcing me into their standards!

What is she doing?

Look! She can't even tell between left and right!

Silly me.

Don't lean on it!

Seems like the shackles are gone, eh?

What is this?

Wherever you go we can always summon you back.

Get the art director!

What are you doing?

I saw someone there, and they went splat!

These are too small.

They Don't fit?

Go get these in one size bigger.

Okay.

You're Korean, for heaven’s sake! Quickly!

Koreans go quickly, quickly. I got it.

You'll never get them off.

You will undo these shackles once I catch you your goblins?

Of course!

Where'd you learn to dance like that?

In the mountains!

You wanna get together sometime?

How?

That Woochi should've done a better job.

How did things go?

Did they catch it?

Yeah, they got it

Tell him to be careful with the bottle.

That nincompoop probably gave him trouble.

And tell him we need The Pipe!

Master, we need that pipe

- How tiring this is! - This is a picture, too?

You shouldn't!

Master?!

Wait. I think it's this way.

How would you know?

It's just instinct.

Oh, that's reassuring It's this way.

And how do you know?

I spent over a century just telling fortunes.

It's got an eerie vibe like that underground prison.

Why are you bringing that up again?

No!

What a believable performance!

Sneaking off set and taking a nap.

Look!

Look at how You're stressing out

my skin and making it sag!

Yeah, it is

What?

No, I meant You're still gorgeous.

Just go get me coffee, black and strong.

Sure. One cup of strong coffee.

Great job, sir

It's hardly a job.

I'll find it for you.

There it is! It's your picture, see?

She's obsessed with you.

Woah...

That's mine.

She basically flirts with anything that moves.

I heard you asked the director if you could audition, too!

I was just being polite.

Being polite?

Just how far will you go to be polite?

Here’s your coffee.

I'm set. You drink that.

Okay.

What's that?

Great picture.

It looks like some resort.

I'm gonna go there someday.

In-kyung.

Why Don't we go someday just the two of us?

- You like that? - Sure...

Could we get a comment, sir?

We hope this investigation will clear some suspicions

regarding bribery in congress and art collections

of major corporations.

We heard the verdict was already bought.

That is false.

Are you sure this isn't another wild-goose chase?

I assure you, it is not.

Did you see that?

I saw it.

The bronze knife of all the places!

- Should we head over? - Of course.

How'd it get from the dukes mansion to there?

Hey!

How'd you get in here?

I've only come for the bronze knife.

You're brothers? Who's older?

He's got a finer coat.

Don't mind us and go play with your brother.

Why are those ropes around their necks?

He's got spunk, eh?

It's your lucky day.

Why can't he see it right in front of him?

Beats me.

Please provide identification.

This nobleman is known as Woochi.

Please provide identification.

Isn't that enough?

Should I tell her your hometown?

It's all right.

A highly-renowned wizard of Pyongyang

Master.

Student of the East Priory Master

and soon-to-be High Wizard.

The nobleman who speaks before you is I, Woochi

Please provide identification.

That's enough, damn wench! Step aside.

Relentless hag!

Show yourself evil wench!

Let me smell for some bronze.

I knew I smelled apples.

Very nice picture.

This time we'll catch him and lock him up for seven centuries.

Humans will be gone after seven centuries.

Wanna hear something funny?

I saw a doctor last week. Know what he said?

Told me to quit smoking. I'm dying of cancer.

Me, with cancer!

I'm dying!

What an idiot.

Hey, blood!

He looks familiar.

Summon Woochi.

Yeah.

The phone!

Get the phone, man!

Why's it so loud there?

Summon Woochi!

Summon him!

Master Woochi!

Found it.

I found it!

Now we have it all.

Start chanting! You hear me?

Chant! Okay Summon me, too

Why can't it even cut through this?

Start!

You sure that's the great bronze knife?

Perhaps it got rusty.

What the heck is this?!

Chorangyi!

What are you doing down there?

Bring us up!

What's going on?

Woochi doesn't know how to swim.

Then what's he doing in there?

Did you catch it?

Woochi!

Are you okay, Master?

Of course.

Well done, sir

You even swim better, too

- Woochi Good job. - Good job.

Sir Woochi please wait for a moment.

We will prepare a great present for you.

Let's put this one away first. Get the gourd bottle.

They're walking away.

Like it's any use.

Let's put it away.

How did we get here?

- I Don't see shackles! - Believe it, then it is there

Then why believe it? We can just not believe.

But how?! Gosh, I can't cut off my paw

We can use the talismans!

All right. This time, Woochi

- Chorangyi. - Huh?

Put your foot up.

- Let's not. - Why not?

A promise is a promise.

The guilt will pass sooner than you think.

Be gentle.

It worked.

What is this?

How did he get them off?

It's all finally over.

Over? We have to lock him up.

With what powers?

Father! Could you hear my confession right now?

I'm a bit busy.

If it's a small sin you could come back later.

It's a large sin.

Surely it can't be that large...

You can confess anything for our Heavenly Father forgives all.

He must be exhausted.

Yes, I'm sure he is

Is there really a dead cat on my back?

Who told you such a thing?

Just someone some time ago...

Could you take a look?

Goodness. There are two.

Everyone carries their past sins with them.

The beauty of life is that good deeds can erase...

Hold on, my child

Please step outside.

Wait! Over there!

- What's wrong? - The gourd bottle!

- What? - They're rattling!

What happens?

Look!

How did they get out?!

Master Hwadam!

Crafty creatures they may be

but surely they are no match for I.

How have you been?

- Long time, gentlemen - As powerful as ever, sir

Now that You're back no more Woochi...

You summoned back that fool?

He kept insisting on it.

Did I chant alone? Who didn't guard the bottles?

Why do you suppose the bottles broke?

So as Master Hwadam just said

if the goblins came knowing we would summon Woochi

then Woochi might be controlling the goblins.

How?

He has half of The Pipe.

That's right.

I always knew I couldn't trust him.

Woochi caught the goblins!

It was I who caught these goblins.

That's true.

And I, who will take back the half he stole from me.

Once you do so

please guard The Pipe as we had planned long ago.

But you Don't know where Woochi is.

That's it. Yes!

Almost done.

Last shot!

Done?

Change into this next.

- Where is it now? - Thailand.

The pose!

Right, the pose

Number one.

Number two.

Number three.

Can't do three.

- Two looks easiest. - Okay.

Gosh, that's freaky

Oh my god!

- Did you hear something? - Nope.

Who are those?

Excuse me! This is private...

Sang-ho, help me Don't touch those!

Please, get out!

Come on!

- Get out! - Okay, okay

Goodness!

You look thinner than before.

Who are you?

It's me, Chorangyi!

You remember you rode on my back before.

I did?

I even licked your hand like this!

Why would I?

Because I was a horse back then.

- Horse? - But I'm really a dog.

- Dog? - And now I'll be human.

Because Woochi is now the greatest wizard in the world!

All these years and you haven’t aged a bit!

Wow!

Fancy seeing you here!

Who are you?

Hit by a car and a wall but You're perfectly fine.

And why do you keep following me?

Because I made a promise to keep you safe.

For the nobleman before you

- is the wizard, Woo... - A promise to whom?

To you.

You must have the wrong person.

No, it is you

So what do you want from me?

I want to give you the works.

To wear under that chin of yours.

Are you on something?

So then do wizards tell fortunes, too?

Someone said I’d be a sturdy tugboat in a storm.

You Don't like to read.

Uh-huh.

Or sewing.

That's right.

That was really hard for me being a stylist and all.

You are a wizard.

I am not the kind You're thinking of.

Then what kind are you?

What kind of wizard...

Huh?

I am this kind of wizard.

But how did you...

Oh my!

Just my luck.

Yes?

In front of your poster?

I've been kidnapped!

Aren't you in the dressing room?

It's that guy from the accident.

Hold on. Call waiting.

Why didn't you get the phone?

Where am I?

Kids, where is this?

Never mind. I'll ask someone else!

I'm not that actress!

Please, go away!

Give us an autograph!

My brothers a cop! Don't follow me!

Did you do something to her?

Yes.

Why?

- Because... - In-kyung, she's been kidnapped!

Jesus, she's really gone

- Let's go, In-kyung! - I'm coming.

We’ll talk later.

Hey, let's go What’d she say?

At?

- At Yahoo, dot... - Dot?

- Com? - Com?

Crazy humans.

Here, I'll give you one last ride before I turn human.

- Last? - Yes.

Last what?

Last ride before I'm human.

You're a great wizard now with the mirror and knife and all.

So then isn't it time for me to become human?

These are just symbolic, really

Symbolic of a great wizard.

Symbolic?

I'm through with you!

I'll lose my manhood following a liar like you!

I'll just go ask Hwadam to change me.

Where is Hwadam?

Now you listen to what I say?

You saw Hwadam?

Sure did.

Where?

At the warehouse while looking for the bronze knife.

Just his emblem. Looks like this.

Where are you going?

To find Hwadam.

How old are you?

Eleven years old.

A longer life will still end in emptiness, my child

The guy that issued the warrant is an old classmate of mine.

He knows there's nothing at home

but it's just for formality.

But thanks for warning me anyway.

But I moved out of that office months ago.

All right. Thanks.

To the old office, sir?

Yeah. Step on it.

Never have I seen a man chosen by the people truly help the people.

How'd you get in here? You from some citizen's group?

Do you know the one who uses this emblem?

Do you know who I am? A third-term congressman!

I will ask you again.

Where is he?

Somewhere out there, I guess

Out there, where?

If you truly desire it he will come to you someday.

I should skin you alive and teach you a lesson

but I will grant mercy for I am too busy.

- You there! - Me?

You noticed!

I was just in the neighborhood.

What a doggone life.

Jack! The gas is out again!

Gas?

Fire! You can do this.

That thing's broken.

Oh, it's broken?

No wonder.

That's why this didn't work.

Where are you scurrying off to?

Just getting some fresh air.

Long time no see, sir!

Do you fear death?

Not so much death

but the process, I guess

We do go centuries back.

We do!

Remember the old days? You throwing me in the water...

And Koreans value those ties that bind!

With that tablet you can become human, or

Human?

Or?

Or your insides can burn to ashes with a snap of my fingers.

How many talismans does Woochi have left?

Why?

You Don't want me to bring...

But without them, he's

Don't you want to be human?

- Human? - Yes.

A human...

I Don't know!

You remember the freak?

He dragged me all the way out there.

But I can't really explain how I got there.

Why are you staring at me?

Huh?

You Don't believe me?

Yes, I believe you.

No, no You Don't believe me.

All of you Don't!

I'm telling Honeybuns!

- Did you draw the bath? - I did.

Fine, then go

- Should I go, too? - Stay until he comes.

Honeypoo, it's me

Meow.

Meow.

Meow...

Bring me Woochi.

Why should I?

For I shall have The Pipe and set you all free.

Why can't I work with a sane director for once?

He acts like he's gonna go to Cannes!

Hold on, baby I'll call you back.

Ki-chul turn that down!

Come on.

Ki-chul!

Ki-chul?

Ki-chul?

Stop joking around. You're scaring me.

Attacked, my ass!

Probably slipped in the tub.

You saw how she walks! It was bound to break sometime.

Don't even go there. That role isn't just for anyone!

She has to look good. Look poised.

Move with grace and elegance and have this bursting passion.

And fire in her eyes...

I gotta go.

I didn't notice your eyes before.

There's something there.

The ocean?

The ocean?

Sure! The ocean!

You should audition for me.

They were just sweet nothings.

- Like that? - There you go.

Let's get a drink somewhere.

I'll go get the check.

Where'd she go?

Woochi!

Woochi!?

We caught two goblins, right?

Right. You and me together.

But there's still another one.

Where?

- Nearby. - Near here?

That goblin will surely lead me to Hwadam.

Why were you calling for me? I thought we were through.

Of course not!

Woochi give me a hug.

Master used to say that all bonds are pain.

Quiet!

Be careful.

You too!

Hey!

Get out of the goddamn road!

Is that all of it?

That's everything. Might be one or two more.

Betraying your best friend. You are turning human.

So I'm becoming human now, right?

How can a dog turn into a human with a mere tablet?

Why do you keep following me?

Anything different in what you see?

Where is Hwadam?

That's all you have to say?

Beauty often shrouds the poison within.

What kind of beauty, exactly?

Tell me in detail.

Pure eyes holding the ocean within.

The silhouette of the nose is like the majestic mountains.

Wonder why you left out my lips?

What are you saying?

That's why I betrayed my friend!

That's why I'm standing here!

You are here to watch your beloved friend die.

Die?

No, he can't!

Woochi!

Don't come closer, Woochi!

What are you doing here?

Hwadam is...

How long I have waited...

Your arrogance has finally brought you here.

I can't help knowing my talent.

Even without your precious talismans?

What should I do?

Woochi! Watch out!

What a beautiful night to die.

Why must I keep away from her?

She will lead you to your grave.

Lead me to my grave...

Afraid of death?

You still have one left!

I'll help you!

Woochi! Blast him away with it!

One silly talisman is useless

Is this my grave?

The last talisman. Idiot!

Could this be a dream?

Life is but a dream.

The nobleman before you

is Woochi, the wizard

Blind at the face of death.

We almost lost this to that scoundrel.

It will only take a moment.

The Pipe in one piece after five centuries.

Chorangyi, you mutt!

You little mongrel!

Look at his fan!

Hwadam killed our master, you idiots!

There is no way Master Hwadam would...

Of course not.

I've got one last talisman I tucked away.

I, Chorangyi, would rather die an honorable dog

than live as a filthy human!

Fire!

What am I doing?

Why am I drawing what is already in my soul?

Are you okay?!

I think it's time for me to change!

Woochi's got The Pipe!

My soul isn't completely empty yet.

Where are we going?

Your favorite place.

Be careful!

Hurry, the door's closing!

Where is this?

I'm stuck!

Why now?

Pull me out.

Protect the lady.

Okay, I will Don't worry.

My neck!

Who's this woman?

- The widow. - Widow?

From five centuries ago.

Five centuries?

Could she be?

No, Sir Woochi! Don't come this way!

Fire! Fire!

Hey, me too!

Pull!

This is the proper way to summon the wind.

One is not real.

It's not real!

You're a better match than your master.

And you've got a better eye for talent.

The best kind of guest is one who leaves.

Master!

Master Woochi!

Woochi!

Are you okay?

Is that a goblin, too?

That lady is...

I Don't think so.

What are you?

Girlie, over here!

The side.

Peach blossoms?

Crazy girl.

Watch your tongue!

Could it be Arch god?

Look closely, sir

This girl is the Arch god?!

Who’s that?

He doesn't remember us.

To shun Taoist solitude and dream of Confucian success

is just a waste of a dream.

If you Don't know that you Don't know reality

and then you Don't know what you know. You know?

What in the world are you saying?

Master.

Master, are you all right?

What's wrong with him?

Even he must have a conscience, Master

You fought Hwadam with me.

What?

- And even betrayed me. - He's still drunk.

I send you on errands

but you go to the palace and dare ridicule the king!

- Start brawls with goblins! ...brawls with goblins...

And even kidnap a widow...

Fighting goblins and avenging my death in this dream...

Even fighting Hwadam.

Did these things empty your soul?

They sure didn't, Master

Is this real?

I have scolded you with a dream to clear your clouded mind.

- Master. - Take your tea.

Then that woman...

Send her back home. She is more than you can bear.

Yes. Right...

Here.

Master.

When you wrote Shoot the zither case...

What are you saying?

Take your tea. It'll get cold.

Go ahead.

What are you doing?!

Master saw all the way to this very moment.

Master!

Are you all right?

We will take care of that scoundrel.

We had faith in you from the very beginning.

Master.

Foolish gods.

I will go in myself.

Woochi!

I heard somewhere...

that a true gentleman doesn't hold grudges.

Fine.

I will make you human.

Really?

But I'll teach you your real identity first.

I'm just a stupid dog that's what.

That's true, but...

A female dog.

Really?

Yes.

How...

How can I be a girl?!

Man and beast has always lived in peace.

But that's what man thinks.

After it was all over the biggest help

came from the brave Chorangyi.

That's me.

Only the Taoist gods recognize my true value.

Only the Taoist gods...

How did the film turn out?

Someone set fire to the set Haven't filmed for a month.

It's that hard breaking into this business.

I heard the lead actress was switched.

You said you loved me.

Was it all a lie?

They were only sweet nothings.

Farewell, my love!

Cut! Okay!

Good thing we switched the lead.

I smell an Oscar!

That was great.

- Really? - Of course!

- Hurry up and push! - Okay.

- Hey, You're back? - Hi, Do-bin!

- Is the director busy? - Yeah, but how's the leg?

It's fantastic!

I Don't know how you did it

but an actor isn't made overnight!

- How's your leg feeling? - It's fine.

- What the... - Hey!

- What? - Huh?

You three were all in on this together!

Go bring them inside.

Yes, ma'am

And you, go right now and tell them you quit.

That stupid resort you love. Tell them You're going there.

I have had enough of this.

Who do you think you are speaking to?

You already have new agents?!

Are these the people?

Yes, officer They're dangerous.

She claims you kidnapped her a month ago, correct?

- Exactly twenty-six days ago. - Yes.

That's right.

Could I get changed first?

Sure.

I'll help!

I think we should bring them in Officer Kim, over here!

Bring who where now?

Avert those eyes! She's changing!

Don't worry, Master We're standing right outside.

Something's wrong.

Open the curtains!

- Is there a back door here? - No, sir

Where'd they go?

I know! Right there!

Where's this?

Nice sniffing you.

I'm Chorangyi.

Wait for me!

I've always wanted to come here.

With a guy.

Why here?

I'm not sure.

It just drew me in.

This music sounds familiar.

Did I... see this moment ahead of time?

Is this...

the ocean?

GANG Dong-won Kim Yoon-suk YOO Hae-jin and LIM Soo-jung