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- Leave him alone! Leave him alone!

- Shut him down! Shut him down!

- Leave him alone! - [whistles]

If you're going to get rid of Andrew LaPierre,

you're gonna have to get rid of me, too,

because I...

am an android.

- ALL: [gasps]

- I knew it.

- [indistinct chatter]

- We have to do something.

- What do you have in mind?

- Uh, I have an announcement to make!

I...am an android.

- [indistinct chatter]

- Oh, oh, I'm an android, too.

- I'm an android.

- I'm an android.

- ALL: I am an android!

I am an android! I am an android!

- [indistinct yelling]

- Shh!

Disperse, rebel!

Mr. Markosian, know I will cancel this production

if it causes a disruption in this school.

- [sighs]

- Frankie, do you know how dangerous that was?

- I could not stand by any longer

and let Andrew LaPierre suffer when I'm just as much of--

- Shhh.

- Just as much of a-- - Shhh.

We're lucky nobody believed you.

- Why did no one believe me?

I'm sure everyone heard me say that--

- Shhh!

- Why did you and so many others falsely claim to be androids?

- We weren't really saying we were androids, Frankie.

- I'm confused, Cole Reyes.

You did say,

[in Cole's voice] "I'm an android, too."

- I know, but--

Is that how I really sound? - Yes.

I record audio in an uncompressed format

for the clearest sound.

- We said it, but we didn't mean it literally.

By saying it, we meant that we stand by Andrew.

Which we do!

Right, Cole?

- Uh... - Cole?

- Well, maybe not Andrew specifically,

but other androids I know of.

Androids in general.

- The point is,

everybody thought that's what you were doing.

- Yeah, so your secret is still safe.

- And, Frankie, I need you to pinky promise

that you'll keep it that way.

- I will promise you my pinkies

if it'll make you feel better, Dayton Reyes.

- ♪

- [clapping]

- There she is.

- Oh, hey, Zane. - My Frankensteena.

- Why are you clapping, Zane Markosian?

Do you approve of my lunch?

It is very nutritious.

- That depends. What are you eating?

- PB and G. - Oh, she means PB and J.

- No, I do not.

This is a peanut butter and Gruyere sandwich.

Gruyere cheese provides twice the energy with no sugar.

So I replaced the J with a G.

- Sounds cheesy, and kind of gross.

But I was applauding your performance from earlier.

"I am an android."

What drama, what timing.

Frankie, you're everything I dreamed Frankensteena would be.

[laughs]

I can't wait to start rehearsals.

How's the schedule looking, Dayton?

- The schedule?

How often do you think we need to rehearse?

- Well, I mean, I think the standard schedule

oughta work for us.

- The standard schedule consisting of?

- [laughs] You're so funny.

You act like you've never produced a play before.

- [laughing] I know.

I'm so funny. [laughing]

- I have never been in a play before.

I would like to know how often we'll rehearse

in order to clear my schedule. - Alright, well, rehearsals

will be daily. - Daily.

- After school. - After school.

- And once we get closer to our premiere date,

we'll have a couple of full run-throughs on--

- Weekends!

It's the standard schedule.

- Is rehearsing the kissing scene

included in the standard schedule?

- Everything is included.

Rehearsal is where we really discover the play.

I mean, am I right, Dayton?

- That's what I always say.

- Well, I have a meeting with this kid I found on MeTube

who says he can do special effects makeup.

Later.

- Dayton Reyes, this is worse than I thought.

- Did you really think peanut butter and Gruyere cheese

would be good?

- I'm talking about kissing Andrew LaPierre,

which I will apparently do multiple times.

- Right.

- I've never kissed anyone. I don't know what to do.

- Me neither.

Okay, don't panic.

We'll figure something out.

- You're good at figuring things out, Dayton Reyes.

- Thanks.

I am, aren't I?

- Will we figure it out by waiting for Zane Markosian

to say it, then repeat it moments later

as if we thought of it ourselves?

- Actually, I was thinking we could do some research.

- ♪

- When you said we would do research, I assumed you meant

using standard research tools such as a computer.

- Well, we could do that.

But I thought it might be better to see some real-life examples.

- That will be helpful.

- Okay, so you already know people kiss each other

when they like like each other.

But there are tons of different kinds of kisses.

- ♪

- There are pet kisses.

- ♪

- Ooh, and friend kisses.

- ♪

- Yes, it's still technically a kiss, even if your lips

don't touch the other person.

Yeah, I don't really get it either.

- ♪

- Sometimes, a man kisses the hands of a woman

out courtesy and respect.

People even kiss-- [laughs]--

inanimate objects.

A kiss doesn't have to be a big deal.

It's just a human way of showing positive feelings.

- I understand, Dayton Reyes.

So you do not think that Cole Reyes will be upset

when he finds out I will kiss Andrew LaPierre?

- Oh no, he's gonna be really upset.

- ♪

- So, why did you decide to be in this play?

- Let me think...I get to be the center of attention,

everyone tells me how amazing I am,

and besides, Frankie's in it. - Hey, Andrew.

- Who was that?

- I don't know. She probably goes to Sepulveda.

- Hm. Maybe you shouldn't

draw attention to yourself for a while.

- Why?

- Because the NAH faction is unpredictable and violent.

We need to stay alert for danger.

- I mean, things did get a little crazy at school today,

but--not that I can't handle myself.

At least I know Frankie's got my back

if anything goes down.

- I've got your back, too.

I told everyone what I was. - Yeah, but by that time,

you were the fifth one to do it, and no one believed it then.

- No one believed Frankie either, thanks to Dayton.

They probably planned it that way.

You're still the only known android at Sepulveda...

or any school.

- That's right, I am.

- ♪

- Hey, hold on a second.

We need to talk to you. - Freeze!

- ♪ Feels like things are getting real, real ♪

♪ Never felt so alive-- never felt so alive ♪

♪ Feels like things are getting real, real ♪

♪ Feels like things are getting real ♪♪

- ♪

- Are you Andrew LaPierre?

- How do you know my name?

- You're the Andrew LaPierre, aren't you?

The android on the cover of this month's "Robots Illustrated."

- Amazing.

You'd never know he's a bunch of wires

and memory chips under there.

- Uh, thanks.

- Would you do this robotics geek a favor

and sign my copy?

- Yeah, sure.

- You're really amazing.

Amazing, isn't he? - Eh.

- Pleasure to meet you, officers.

Enjoy your afternoon.

- Thank you.

- ♪

- So--so lifelike.

- Wanna come to our place

and help me make a rehearsal schedule?

- I would love to, but Cynthia Mandal is coming over

to perform maintenance on my operating system.

I'm anxious to see if she's made any progress

decrypting the WARPA file.

- Okay, well, just text us after dinner.

We'll be waiting. Right, Cole?

- Huh? Dinner?

I'm actually kind of hungry right now.

Come on, let's go to The Garage and get a smoothie.

No, no, no, maybe I shouldn't.

I gotta go home and study for my math test.

But I'm starving. I'll go.

I should go, right?

Ah, I just can't decide what to do!

- It's not such a big deal.

If you want a smoothie, just go get a smoothie.

- Who said anything about a smoothie?

I'm talking about NETS.

- Are you going fishing?

- Look, okay. I didn't wanna tell you this

until I've made up my mind, but I just can't decide.

- My research indicates that you do not need a net.

Most people just use a rod and reel.

- Frankie, I think you'd better sit down.

- Okay, so NETS stands for

Next Generation of Elite Tennis Stars.

- Oh, so the G's silent?

- Yeah. I know, right?

It's a tennis academy.

And I was offered a chance to live there

and study tennis there full time.

It's my ticket to becoming a pro.

- Cole Reyes, that is fantastic news.

Tennis is your dream.

- Yeah, I know. But it means leaving home,

leaving Sepulveda, my friends, my family...

and you.

- It's a big decision.

- And I don't know if I'm ready

to give up everything for tennis.

I love tennis.

But do I love it that much?

- Only you can make that decision, Cole Reyes.

But I can help you decide.

- You can? How?

- By simulating the tennis academy experience

right here in Rancho de la Playa.

You can determine if it's to your liking.

- That's an amazing idea, Frankie.

What would I do without you?

Yep, definitely leaning towards not going right now.

- ♪

- Next question:

"How do I get my money back for this webinar?"

Now is that really necessary?

[gasps] Andrew!

I've got a surprise for all of you!

Here is the android of the hour himself.

- COLE: What's going on?

- Say hello to the people, Andrew.

- Hello to the people, Andrew.

- They paid good money to learn about my work.

I'm sure you all have questions for Andrew.

Andrew, answer their questions.

- Okay, uh...

"How do you like living with Dr. Peters?"

It beats detention... most days.

- [laughing]

You won't find that sense of humor

in any other android.

I guarantee it! [laughs]

"Can you move out of the way? We can't see Andrew."

- [laughing]

You heard the people.

"Can I demonstrate my strength?"

Sure.

Um...oh.

Wanna see me crush this ugly toy into fine powder with one hand?

- No! Not Mr. Flabbergaster!

He's vintage!

Ah!

- ♪

- That concludes today's webinar.

I'm Dr. James Peters.

Thanks for joining me.

Andrew, how dare you make me look foolish.

- You told me to answer their questions.

- Don't be smart with me, young man.

I brought you into this world.

I could just as easily take you out!

- Uh, Dr. Peters, you might wanna rethink that.

- Yeah, I didn't tell the world I was an android.

You did. - SIMONE: He's right.

Do you know the kind of trouble you've caused?

- What did you really expect to happen?

- What do you mean? Fame, fortune!

The Robel!

- Well, you didn't think that one through too well, did you?

- Sounds like someone could use a little ego adjustment.

- I'm afraid it's too late to make that kind of change

to Andrew.

- I was talking about you.

- ♪

- Okay, almost done with the update.

- Cynthia Mandal, have you made any progress

decrypting the WARPA file?

- Frankie, we need to talk about that.

I know I told you I'd help, but I've reconsidered.

- Does that mean you will not decrypt the file?

- I'm afraid so.

Getting involved with those WARPA bad guys

could put you and your entire family at risk.

I promised your mom I'd look after you.

And that means I can't do anything

that would put you at risk.

Or Jenny or Will, for that matter.

Beto, can you come up here, please?

I've decided the safest thing to do is to destroy the file.

- But, Cynthia Mandal!

- Destroy, Beto.

- [crunching]

- Beto, no, not with your mouth!

Ugh!

He's at the stage where he likes to put everything

in his mouth. Ugh!

I'm sorry, Frankie,

but this is the right thing to do.

- ♪

- He ate it?

- Technically, he did not eat it,

as Cynthia Mandal made him spit out the pieces.

- He's like a toddler-shaped shredder!

- As amusing as Beto's behavior is,

now we have lost our chance at finding out

what WARPA's plans are.

- No, we didn't.

I made a copy.

But it sounds like we're gonna have to find

another way to crack this file since Cynthia won't help us.

- DAD: Cole!

[grunting]

Cole!

Oh, wait until you see what I ordered you

from Slamazon.com:

the online tennis superstore.

- Cole went out to hit forehands against a backboard

or backhands against a fore-board--something.

What's in the box?

- Oh, ooh!

This is a hyperbaric chamber.

Allow me to explain.

You see, there is 21% oxygen in room air.

But one of these babies provides 100% oxygen.

So, Cole will sleep in it.

And it will help him

with his physical recovery and conditioning.

- Wait, wait, now you're giving Cole more oxygen than me?

I'm starting to think he's your favorite.

- Don't be silly, sweetheart.

It's for his tennis.

Oh yes, yes.

Now, I'm gonna go put this monster together.

Here we go.

Oh, oh. - There's a lamp there.

- [groaning]

- Has Cole Reyes told your dad

about NETS with the silent G yet?

- No, he's afraid to tell him,

because he thinks my dad is gonna force him to go.

- Well, he should be ready to make a decision on his own soon.

I've prepared a sample schedule for our pretend tennis academy.

Our day begins tomorrow at 6:00.

- AM? - Yes.

That is when the tennis academy students

typically begin their day.

- Well, good luck with that.

- ♪

- I feel amazing.

I actually enjoy working out in the morning.

Who knew? - Ha-ha, not me.

That's for sure.

I had to practically drag him out of bed this morning.

- I don't like getting up early,

but I do like being done with my workout.

- Your workout has barely begun.

The 6:00 AM run was just the warm-up.

- [laughs]

- [machine beeping]

- We still have a weight room session,

hitting drills, mental toughness drills,

and a nutritional science quiz.

- Uh...wow.

Uh, how did you clear it with Miss Hough to get me

out of my classes? - I did not.

All of that is in addition to your regular schooling.

- Why do I feel so tired all of the sudden?

- I hope you studied for your history quiz.

Most academies require you to maintain

at least a B-plus average.

- Yeah, I was gonna do that before school this morning.

- I will see you in the weight room

during activities period. It is leg day.

- This is impossible.

- Impossible is nothing.

Possibility is everything.

- Wow, Frankie, that's really deep.

- I've also have compiled a list of inspirational tennis quotes.

- Of course you have.

- ♪

- Spaghetti day.

It's my favorite.

Mm, mmm, hey, hey, hey!

- At tennis academies, macronutrient intake

is closely monitored.

It is a popular belief that too many carbohydrates

may cause chronic inflammation.

- Okay, yeah, but I'm hungry.

So what am I supposed to eat?

- Protein shakes with extra protein.

- ♪

- [phone beeping] - So why do you even go to lunch

if you don't have to actually eat?

- Well, I do try-- - For the social aspect.

Right? - Yeah.

- Hi, Simone. - Hi.

- Wow, your phone is really blowing up.

- Yeah, tell me about it.

It's just some-- - Super important

family business.

So, if you don't mind, Rachel.

- Oh, yeah, no problem.

Later, superior being.

- She's not half bad. - [phone beeping]

- Who keeps texting you?

- Dr. Peters.

He's relentless. - [phone ringing]

- And now he's calling me.

- Just pick it up so he'll stop bugging you.

- Why are you calling me at school?

- I have to go over the schedule with you.

I have set up a few interviews.

- What for?

- Andrew, the only way we're going to win the Robel

is with a full-on marketing blitz.

That means-- - Wait, we?

No, this prize nonsense is your thing, not mine.

And I'm not some object you can just parade around.

You built me, you should know I have a mind of my own.

- And if anyone should win that prize,

it's Sigourney Gaines.

Because you built him from code you stole from her.

- [gasps]

Not stole!

Improved upon. Who said that?

Did anyone hear you?

- No, it's just Simone. Relax.

- Relax?

That's exactly what I was trying to do.

And tell Simone to keep her trap shut!

[sighs]

- Don't let him get to you.

- At least I know somebody cares about me.

- I care about you, too.

As much as my programming allows me to.

- Yeah.

- Protein is what you need to build muscle, Cole Reyes.

- I think I'm doing okay in that department, Frankie.

- There's always room for improvement.

- There's my leading lady.

- Oh, hey, Andrew.

If you don't mind, we're working on something here.

- Oh, I don't mind at all, Coleslaw.

I was just wondering when Frankie wanted to get together

to practice our big kiss.

- [spits]

- ♪

- Your what?

Frankie, what is he talking about?

- In the play "Bae of Frankenstein,"

the characters of Frankensteena and Frankensteeno kiss onstage.

Zane Markosian says it's an important turning point

in the development of the story.

- Yeah, and you've heard of kissing, right?

You know, when two people like each other,

they put their lips together.

- But it's not a big deal, Cole Reyes.

People kiss for many other reasons

besides like liking each other.

Miss Hough kisses her cats.

Makayla Plisken kisses air.

Even you kiss your tennis trophies.

- Frankie, you're embarrassing him.

You know, because only inanimate objects

will let him kiss them.

- ♪

- You know, if it's not such a big deal,

why didn't you just tell me about it, huh?

Why did I have to hear about this from him?

- I didn't wanna tell you,

because I thought you would be upset by it.

- You thought right, Frankie.

- ♪

- If you're not helping me win the Robel, young Andrew,

you're hurting me.

And I can't permit that! [laughing]

Oooh! Hello, hydrated skin!

Someone is gonna look good when he accepts his trophy.

Where are those pesky androids?

I must take care of that

little misinformation problem they have.

- Cole Reyes, according to the schedule,

you are supposed to be doing serving practice right now.

- Right. You know what, Frankie?

We don't need that sample schedule anymore.

I think you've helped me make up my mind.

Thank you. - You are welcome, Cole Reyes.

What have you decided?

- I think I'm going to NETS.

You're obviously super busy with the play,

and kissing Andrew,

and who knows what else you're keeping from me.

- I cannot tell you what to do, Cole Reyes.

But I want you to know that if you do go to NETS,

I'm really gonna miss you.

- ♪

- [hammer banging]

- Hello?

- DAD: Oh, for the love of Pete!

Oh, hello, son!

- Hey, Dad.

- Great news, great news.

I just finished your hyperbaric chamber.

[laughs] And, boy, is my thumb sore.

[laughing]

Ow! It really is quite painful.

Anywho, come on, let's give it a whirl.

- Uh, maybe some other time.

I'm not really feeling it right now.

- What's the matter?

Bad mood, huh?

It's great for that, too.

The increased oxygen is a real morale booster.

- Well, you may not need to worry about helping me

with my tennis anymore.

- What do you mean?

- Well, I was invited to go to this special academy

where they take care of all of that stuff.

- [laughs] Looks expensive.

How much does this--

- Totally free.

All I gotta do is say yes.

- Well, why didn't you tell me about this before I spent

all day putting that contraption together?

- Well, I wasn't really sure I wanted to go.

- Not sure?

Cole, all you talk about is how important tennis is to you.

So what's changed?

- ♪

- Not much, I guess.

- ♪

- Finally, the little birdies are returning to the nest!

[laughing]

Welcome home, friends.

- [electronic pulse]

- ♪

- Now, to just find the memory files

that refer to my stealing Sigourney's code.

There we go.

- ♪

- And this little incident needn't be remembered either.

- [keyboard tapping]

- Now your turn.

[grunts]

- ♪

- Ya-da-dee. Ya-dee-doo.

Yah-dee-dumb.

- [computer beeping]

- What?

No wonder this android has so much attitude.

She's identical to Andrew in every way.

Created in Canada my foot.

Someone cloned my android and stole my code.

Who would do such a despicable thing?

[gasps] WARPA.

They created her.

But why?

She must be a spy.

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