All language subtitles for Hot in Cleveland s04e23 Love is All Around.eng

Hot in Cleveland is recorded

in front of a live studio audience.

Hey, everybody.

Our group birthday is coming up,

and I know exactly who I
want to be fixed up with.

I met a man this year
who touched me deeply.

That could be half of Cleveland.

It's our poetry professor... Robin York.

He's so spiritual and sensitive.

Well, I want that guy that we met

at the petsmart charities adoption thing.

His name is Rex.

Or maybe his dog's name is Rex.

Well, now that I'm engaged,

of course, I don't need an actual date.

Which is a good thing,
considering the freaks

you guys have set me up with...

man boobs, conjoined twins,

human tail.

Oh, come on. That last guy was perfect,

except for the tail.

Did you hear what you just said?

No, no, this time, I
just want a business date.

I really want a part in
the next Wes O'Rourke movie.

- The indie film director?
- Yeah.

He went to school with my film Professor.

I can make that happen.

Excellent.

[Knock on door]

Knock, knock. Look what I brought.

Ooh, breakfast wine.

It's Glob wine, which stands

for "Gorgeous ladies of bowling..."

wine.

Gorgeous ladies of bowling?

That was our team.

1962 and '63 city champions.

We bought this wine and
said we'd drink it together

in 50 years.

Only, we lost track of the others.

That's what I want for my birthdate...

reunite the old gang.

Well, I can do that. Who are they?

There's Elka and me.

All we need to find is
Diane, Angie, and Peg.

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I'm a little nervous.

We haven't seen the other
Glob girls in 50 years.

What if we don't recognize them?

I know.

I mean, we look exactly the same,

but they may have changed.

Oh, there's my date. Here, Rex!

Excuse me, Ms. Chase?

The gentleman over there
would like for you to join him.

Oh, my God. He's here already.

Interior, bar.

A woman approaches a table.

A smile plays across her lips.

No, it doesn't. Yes, it does.

She takes a seat, awkwardly.

Blindly.

Work in progress.

I'm Wes O'Rourke.

Oh, it is such an honor to meet you.

[Groans happily] I know.

Oh, there's your professor, Joy.

So deep and sophisticated.

It's like the Leonard Cohen song...

he wants to touch my
perfect body with his mind.

I'd like to touch his
perfect body with my hand.

This may not be my first drink.

Elka, I was hoping when you said

a friend of yours wanted dinner with me,

it was just your clever
way of asking me out.

[Laughs] Oh,

your date isn't with me.

It's with Joy.

Who?

Hello, Professor York.

Oh, Joy, of course.

My mistake.

Are you sure it's not you?

Sorry.

[Chuckles] Joy, should we, uh,

take a table?

I know it sounds crazy,

but you almost seem
disappointed to be with me

and not Elka.

What? No, not at all.

I'm looking forward to our evening.

Oh, you're a doctor.

Wow, that's so great.

You know, healing people,

making a difference in their lives.

- So what's your specialty?
- I'm a plastic surgeon.

[Squeaks] Oh!

Oh, that's... you know, that's interesting.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for a couple of broads,

about your size,

but a lot older looking.

- Angie!
- Angie!

[All laughing]

You two look great.

Where's everybody else?

Diane probably won't make it.

- We're waiting for Peg.
- Okay.

[Loud laughter]

You girls haven't changed a bit.

Peg.

Elka! Mamie!

Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.

Who the hell are you?

Oh, I don't care.

Mamie. Oh!

Oh, Elka!

[Laughs] Oh!

Angie! Oh!

Wait a minute.

Did I like you?

You always said you did.

Well, I'm a pathological liar.

Well, in that same
spirit, I always liked you.

[Laughs]

Too bad Diane couldn't make it.

Yeah.

Someone's at our table.

Hello, Globs!

Looks like she made it after all.

[All laughing]

Okay, ladies, this wine's gonna take

about 20 minutes to breathe.

Look at us... back together.

[All laughing] Oh.

Let's see, Elka was the bombshell,

I was the legs, Diane was the brains...

No.

And Mamie Sue was the ditz.

No, you were the bombshell,

Diane was the legs, and
Mamie Sue was the ditz.

I was the legs.

[Chuckles]

Angie was the brains,

and Mamie Sue was the...

ditz.

Well, the joke's on all of you.

You're not any of those things anymore,

but I'm still ditzy.

Well, it's great to see you guys.

How did we let so many years go by?

I know.

Because after we won the championship,

the fame went to our heads,

and you all became divas,

which led to a very ugly breakup.

Thanks, Mamie Sue.

I think that was more
of a rhetorical question.

Fame did not go to my head.

Oh, yeah? Who got the sponsor

to cut the rest of us out
of that Ovaltine commercial?

He only wanted me.

Yeah, and after he had you,

you were in, and we were out.

That's right. You were the tramp.

No, Elka was the tramp.

Always backing up into a hand dryer,

so it would blow her bowling skirt up.

That was an accident.

Every time.

At least I didn't leave for another team.

I just couldn't stand Diane
and Angie always fighting.

Yeah, your fight ruined our chance

at the Life magazine cover.

Yeah, that's what really broke up the team.

Yeah.

How come she got to be in the center

of every picture?

Because I had the smile.

Yeah, yeah, your smile was so big,

it pushed the rest of us out of frame.

Better my smile than your hips.

Watch it, sunshine.

Watch that mouth.

She was just kidding.

You have always said catty things...

- Stop it, you guys!
- Oh, there's lots of stuff...

It's 1963 all over again.

The wine needs 20 minutes to breathe,

and I think we do too.

Why don't we take a break
and get some fresh air?

Mamie Sue, we're already outside.

Fine.

I'm going inside for some stale air.

Me too.

Me too.

Aren't you going?

Why should I go? You go.

I'm not going anywhere.

Well, fine. Neither am I.

- Fine.
- Fine.

We'll just sit here

and say nothing to each other.

Nothing at all. Not a thing.

Not a word. Not one word.

Could that start now?

Question.

Who are your top five Japanese directors?

Only five?

I will answer that excellent question

as soon as we've ordered dinner.

And I am certainly not the
type of person who would say,

"Siri, who are the top
five Japanese directors?"

Let's see, what's good here?

Huh.

I'm thinking about the duck.

So am I.

My date is a plastic surgeon.

Take a look at me right now.

This is the worst I'm ever gonna look.

We should introduce him to my date...

who has webbed hands.

What? You mean like a frog?

Oh, sure, like a frog
or a duck, a platypus,

none of which would draw comment
if we were dining in a pond.

Joy, how's your date?

Hard to say.

- You're not sure?
- No.

The words are literally hard to say.

He prefers Elka to me.

A 91-year-old woman to me.

Webbed hands.

Plastic surgeon.

Sorry. It's really fun to win.

Okay, I just have to go out there

and show him that I am a deep actress,

who is unconcerned with superficial things,

and just ignore the slight thwapping sound

whenever he gestures.

I have got to show Robin
that I'm just as desirable

as a woman pushing 100.

Well, I just need to play it cool.

I can't let him know how much I want him

to knock me out and cut me up.

'Cause that's third-date talk.

And there are so many exciting new ways

to tease the film on social media.

There's Twitter, uh, podcasts,

webisodes.

[Shakily] Please tell
me more about your film.

The part of Nora really speaks to me.

Oh, I don't know.

She's a tortured, gritty character.

You're primarily known as a soap actress.

Oh, please, after the Woody Allen movie,

people don't even think of me that way.

Hey! You're Honor St. Raven.

You were on that soap.

Excuse me. What are you doing?

Oh, I'm with the old
broads, but they're fighting,

so I'd rather sit with
you and raggedy Andy here.

That's nice.

Wow, you don't see that every day.

Maybe it was a mistake to
get the old gang together.

You can't escape the ghosts from the past.

That's from your poem. Uh, "Midnight Lane."

It touched my soul.

You know what poem touched my soul?

Your poem, "Shadow
Lights," in the New Yorker.

I saw the sun as a metaphor

for all the radiant beauty
that's just beyond our reach.

To be perfectly honest with you,

the inspiration is right in front of me.

You can see the radiance. Don't you, Joy?

Yes.

But like the sun, it's...

it's best not to look directly at it.

Melanie, you're the
peacemaker in your group.

What can I do to make the others get along?

Mamie Sue, I'm... I'm kind of in the middle

of a date right now.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm being rude.

I'm Mamie Sue Johnson.

Dr. Rex Swanson.

Doctor? What's your specialty?

I'm a plastic surgeon.

Oh, Melanie, you must be so excited!

A plastic surgeon is her
number one dream date.

No. What? [Laughs]

Don't be silly, Mamie Sue.

Dr. Swanson is just my date.

I have no interest in any new procedures

or fillers or cutting-edge
sculpting and lifting techniques

that could make me look
five to seven years younger

with minimum recovery time.

Melanie, you're a beautiful woman.

I wouldn't change a thing.

Oh, you're very sweet. [Chuckles]

Yeah, but just for fun,

if I was to come in for a consultation,

is there anything you might make

just a little teensy bit better?

I'm a monster!

He marked things I never even noticed!

Don't let that doctor see joy.

He'll run out of ink.

Oh, there's that beautiful soul

I've heard so much about.

Joy, he's still a guy.

Hike up your skirt and show
him how profound you are.

What are you all doing here?

This is where we hang out when
our birthdates are tanking.

Well, I came to the right place.

I don't want us to fight.

I don't want us to fight either.

I'm sorry I said all those
awful things about you.

But you didn't.

Check your Facebook page.

Come on, chickens, it's wine time!

Elka and I made up.

Oh, please, who even remembers

what we fought about?

That's a good attitude.

No, I honestly don't remember.

So we're all friends,

but do you think Diane
and Angie ever will be?

How about we go drink
that wine and find out?

[Chuckles]

Plastic surgeon?

Yep.

I had my boobs done last year.

No, I didn't.

- So.
- So.

[Scoffs] This is ridiculous.

We both know the real
reason the team broke up.

Yes, we do.

I showed up tonight

hoping that we could
let bygones be bygones,

also hoping that you had gotten fat.

You stole my boyfriend, Diane.

He chased me.

You didn't have to let him catch you.

You two still married?

No.

He was a putz.

- Hey, I taught you that word.
- Yes, you did.

You know, now that I think about it,

he was a putz.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.

You may have done me a favor.

You're welcome.

And I'm sorry.

- Oh, no.
- Oh.

Maybe that's what all
the tension was about.

Wow, that dress is as short as a haiku now.

I see what you're doing.

Oh, do you?

You're a beautiful woman,

but I don't value outward beauty much.

Perhaps that's because I'm...

so beautiful myself.

And did you recognize
which scene was my homage

to Eisenstein's Potemkin?

Look, I... I can't do this anymore.

I haven't understood one
word you've said all night.

I don't know Japanese directors.

I'm not introspective or esoteric.

But I can do this part. I swear I can.

Finally, that's the honesty
I have been searching for.

This is exactly what the character needs.

Show me more of that honesty.

Deeper, darker.

Hurt me with it.

- I'm selfish.
- Yes.

- And I'm vain.
- Yes.

And I'm really freaked
out by your webbed hands.

Well, that's just mean.

[Deep pop]

No more fighting?

Yes, the past is the past. Right, kid?

You betcha.

We're all gonna talk nice to each other.

[Light laughter]

So um, do you have grandkids?

Eight. Almost all grown.

Oh, isn't that nice?

It really is.

It really is.

No, it isn't. It's boring.

This isn't us. She's right.

We didn't come here for old lady chitchat.

We came here because we're champions.

[Laughter]

We were pretty good.

What are you talking about?

We were the best there ever was.

- That's right.
- A classic.

Every Saturday night, all eyes were on us.

That's true. They even liked this one.

Well, I had sex appeal.

In fact, uh, I still do.

Really? Where do you keep it?

The basement?

Man.

Now, this is us.

Yeah, we had our differences,

but we went out on top.

Yeah, just like my husband.

At least he died doing something he loved.

That's right... cheating on me.

[Overlapping chatter]

Aw.

That's gonna be us one day.

We should buy a bottle of wine

and open it in 50 years.

I've got a better idea.

Let's buy a bottle of
wine and open it tonight.

Victoria, I'm leaving.

I look forward to seeing
your audition in Los Angeles.

Thank you. Yeah.

I look forward to it as well.

You're so sweet.

[Whimpers]

Hey, director.

Why don't you do a show about us?

Oh, that's a good idea!

[Overlapping chatter]

That would be great.

I'm sorry, I don't see it.

I'd like to make a toast to us.

To friendship. To our championship seasons.

To us!

[Laughter] Champions!

Bowlers from heaven. [Chuckles]

[Overlapping chatter]

[Kitten meows]

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