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Hot In Cleveland is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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And so an endangered species
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teeters on the brink of extinction,
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all because two African black rhinos,
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Moses and Clementine,
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refuse... to make love.
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Oh, Clementine is willing,
but unfortunately for her,
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the only thing horny
about Moses is his face.
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Reporting from the rhino barn
at the Cleveland zoo,
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I am a devastated Victoria Chase.
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And out.
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Well, if that doesn't win me a newsie,
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I don't know what will.
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This isn't about awards,
it's about saving a species.
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Oh, Elka, it's not that I don't care.
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Or maybe it is.
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But if all the black rhinos
disappeared tomorrow,
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would anybody really notice?
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I mean, I didn't even know they
existed until 20 minutes ago.
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Victoria, I found the glycerin
for your fake tears.
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It's too late, Joy.
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I was forced to cry real tears on camera.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go and remove
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the two clothespins
clamped to the tender flesh
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of my inner thighs.
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That's the rhino mating song.
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Moses is aroused.
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Really? How can you tell?
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Whoa!
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Run, Clementine, run!
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But why is he aroused now?
What's changed?
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It's Joy.
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[Sniffs]
You are exuding
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a powerful musk.
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Musk? Me? No.
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Maybe a little garlic,
had scampi last night.
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Hang on, hang on.
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This might be an even better
story for my newsie voters.
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"From across the pond, a smelly savior"
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"has these rhinos literally
humping for Joy."
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Wait. Moses has stopped mating.
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His epididymis is shriveling.
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Elka, would you come over here
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and stand next to Joy, please?
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[Rhino groans]
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Just as I thought.
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It's the mixture of your pheromones
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that's turning him on.
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This is fantastic.
The black rhino could be saved.
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That's nice. Can we go now?
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No, no, no, you can't leave
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until the mating ritual's complete.
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Usually I'm the one saying that.
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Stay, I beg you.
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I'm willing to offer you
a free zoo membership
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for the rest of your life.
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And you'll get a
volunteer outfit like mine.
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Not helping.
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Oh, please, Joy.
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Oh, all right.
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By the looks of it,
Moses will be done soon anyway.
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He'll probably be dressed, gone,
and enjoying a pint
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with his mates before
Clementine can even find
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the balled-up silk garter belt
he never even noticed
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she was wearing.
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[Laughs]
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Actually, Joy, the black
rhino's mating process
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is quite complex.
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It lasts three days.
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Three days?
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We're going to spend three days in a zoo?
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It's like Christmas.
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Hot In Cleveland 3x07 - Two Girls and a Rhino
Original air date January 11, 2012
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Sync and corrected by atrn97g
www.addic7ed.com
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So Elka and Joy have to sleep in a cage?
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No, no, no, no. The zoo put together
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a little makeshift habitat
with cots, and blankets, and...
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I don't know. I left.
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Well, maybe we should go visit them.
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- Mm.
- Then again,
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it is Friday night.
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And we do look fabulous.
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And we are freshly Botox-ed.
I say we go fishin'!
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[Laughs]
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Ooh, those two look like
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they could be hooked and mounted.
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We just need to decide which bait to use:
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the "sip and smile"...
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Or how about the "hair flip
followed by a silvery laugh"?
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[Laughs]
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Perfect. Now together.
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[Both laugh]
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Ooh, they're biting.
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Now we just have
to clean 'em, and bone 'em.
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I swear that sounded cuter in my head.
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I know.
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Hey, dibs on the one
in the ironic work shirt.
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Look at his arms. He is so my type.
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You can't call dibs, Victoria.
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What if they've already
called dibs on one of us?
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No, but girl dibs supersede man dibs.
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Men aren't discriminating,
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they'll take whatever we give them.
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That's true.
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Oh. Oh, no. How much did you hear?
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Not much. So, "freshly Botox-ed" huh?
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[Both laugh]
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[Rhinos grunting]
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You know, Joy, this isn't the first time
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you and I have been behind bars together.
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I know.
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And I suppose jail was worse than this.
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At least here, they didn't
confiscate my belt,
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so I still have the option of
hanging myself.
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[Monkey squealing]
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[Mimics monkey]
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What on earth are you doing?
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Shh, I'm talking.
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Look, Elka, I know you
consider yourself some sort of
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Dr. Doolittle, but you can't possibly
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expect them to respond.
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[Excited monkey squeals]
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That's Mokolo, our pygmy chimpanzee.
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That's his cry of friendship.
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[Monkey squeals]
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He's inviting us over.
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To pick the nits
out of each other's hair.
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Oh, he has the most colorful behind.
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Does he have a brother?
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Wow, a triathlete, huh?
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Well, I don't like to brag, but yes.
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And I'm also training for The Iron Man.
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Pretty good chance of winning.
So I guess I do like to brag.
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[Laughter]
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I'm also in a jazz band.
We're playing tomorrow night,
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if you'd like to come.
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- It's a date.
- Oh, good.
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I'm always trying
to get Scott here to come,
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but "the senator" here
is always too busy.
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Senator?
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You're an actual senator?
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A state senator,
39th district, four term.
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Well, serving on
the state level for so long,
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you must have some national aspirations.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, you mean
the American presidency?
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[All laugh]
Yes, that's the plan.
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And what about you?
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While I adore the "Buddy" name patch
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on your ironic work shirt, I realize
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I still don't know your real name.
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[Laughs]
It's Buddy.
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That's my real name.
And this is a real work shirt.
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- I'm a janitor.
- Oh!
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Oh, oh. I got it, I got it.
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I'm starving.
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Why won't the zoo feed us
like the other animals?
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I always keep a sleeve of
fig newtons in my purse.
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I'd have offered you one,
but... well, you know.
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What?
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I didn't feel like it.
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Hi, you guys! Oh, isn't this incredible?
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The two of you living here,
saving a species.
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And speaking of dating
a senator, guess who is!
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Me! A senator!
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Oh, wow.
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And I'm dating a sexy
triathlete/jazz musician.
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- And?
- What do you mean?
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I've never heard you describe a man
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and not include his net worth.
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Well, maybe I've changed.
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Or maybe I'm dating a janitor.
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Victoria, there's no shame
in dating a janitor.
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His best friend is a senator,
who I'm dating!
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Yeah, well how great can he be
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if his best friend
is a janitor, who I'm dating?
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Where did I think I was going with that?
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Oh, Scott and I stayed up all
night laughing and talking.
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I really think this could go somewhere.
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Listen to the text
he sent me this morning.
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"Melanie, last night was amazing."
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"I can't stop thinking about your smile."
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Aw, that is sweet.
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The only next morning text
I ever got was,
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"You might want to see a doctor."
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You know what's delightful about Buddy?
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He jingles when he walks.
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Lots of keys, huh?
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Like a hundred. I can't date him.
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You know, which is a shame really,
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because he's actually very nice,
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and interesting, and well-read.
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So, you can't date him
because you're a snob.
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No! Because he's only a janitor.
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Wow.
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Even I didn't like myself
when I said that.
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But you know something?
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I am going to forget about what he does,
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and concentrate on who he is.
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I said that line in
the Lifetime original movie,
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"The Princess and The Plumber".
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I didn't understand it, but now I do.
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[Phone beeps]
Oh, it's from Scott again.
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This time he sent a photo.
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Oh! No, no, no, no,
please tell me that's not
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what I think it is.
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Yep, that's his epididymis.
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Oh, it's just like Brett Favre,
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or that congressman Anthony Weiner.
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Oh, my God, I've been Weiner-ed.
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What is it with men texting
pictures of their private parts?
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Well, you know how men
all like their gadgets,
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and their private parts.
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It's the perfect storm.
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[Phone rings]
Oh, gross. It's him.
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Hello, Senator.
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Yes, yes, I got the photo,
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and I must say,
I was shocked and offended.
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Uh-huh. Oh, uh-huh. Oh, okay.
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I'll see you tonight.
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You're going out with him again?
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It wasn't a picture of Scott.
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His email got hacked
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by a political opponent.
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And you believe that?
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I want to.
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Well, just to be sure,
do what I always do...
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snag his phone and
scroll through his photos.
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Oh, I'm terrible with that tech stuff.
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Well, at least the janitor
won't be texting you
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- dirty pictures.
- Very amusing.
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- Because he likes things clean.
- Got it.
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- Because he's a janitor.
- Oh, shut up!
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Melanie, look in the background,
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behind your senate member's member.
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I told you, it's not his. Oh, is that...
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It's an imperial-size tub
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of "Jeux de Mange Anesse" beauty cream.
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An imperial what?
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$1,300 worth of the most age-defying,
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skin-replenishing
moisturizer on the planet.
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Mm-hmm. You'd be more attractive
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to men if you just taped
$1,300 to your face.
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And then a whole fight
broke out on the senate floor.
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And I realized the world is divided
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into two types of people...
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those who love marshmallow
peeps, and those who don't.
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And where do you stand, senator?
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Well, I am up for reelection,
so I don't really
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feel comfortable coming down
on one side or the other.
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[Both laugh]
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Don't you ever get sick of not
being able to have an opinion?
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Yes. And no.
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But, seriously, peeps are disgusting.
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[Both laugh]
I hate to do this to you,
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but I'm getting a little chilly out here,
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and I left my sweater in your car.
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I will be right back.
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Oh, thank you.
Oh, here, let me move that.
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[Phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Joy, okay, I have his phone.
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Press "Settings", then "Folders".
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Do you see a folder marked "Photos"?
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- Yes.
- Highlight it,
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- then press "Enter".
- I'm in, I'm in.
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Okay, I'm searching, and
I'm searching, searching,
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and there's nothing here.
This phone is wiener-free!
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Excellent.
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Okay, he's going to be back
any minute, so I gotta go.
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Ah, hot, hot, hot, hot.
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They brought your soup.
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- Looks delicious.
- It is.
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Does. How would I know?
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Mm. Good.
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[Rhino growls over phone]
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Well... somebody's hungry.
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Yes.
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Quiet, you.
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You are an amazing kisser.
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Thanks.
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- Oh.
- Oh. Oh, you smell great.
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Oh, thank you. It's
Yves St. Laurent, "Baby Doll".
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- No.
- Yes.
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No, I'm getting biodegradable surfactant
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and a lovely top note of apple
mango. It's gain, isn't it?
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What's gain?
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Your detergent.
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What's detergent?
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I'm sorry, that was weird.
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I can identify any cleaning product.
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Occupational hazard.
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Well, of course.
Because you're a janitor.
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Which I am perfectly fine with.
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Why wouldn't you be?
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Well, all I'm saying is that, you know,
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it's very big of me
to overlook what you do,
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and not judge it.
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Well, I'm glad to hear that,
because my job is what I do,
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but my life is who I am.
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That's exactly what the
plumber said to me in
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The Princess and The Plumber.
Although he turned out to be
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a secret prince. Are... ? Did...?
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Not a prince.
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But I did go to Princeton.
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You went to Princeton
and you're a janitor?
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What's wrong with education
for education's sake?
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I don't even know what that means.
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Look, I enjoy my work,
but then I'm free to read,
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see friends, spend time with an
incredibly beautiful woman.
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I'm living a very happy life
on my own terms.
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Does that sound so bad?
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No. It actually sounds great.
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And there is precedent.
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You know, Cher had her bagel boy,
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Elizabeth Taylor her construction worker,
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and Marilyn Monroe had that writer.
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Miller.
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No, I'm... I'm pretty sure he was a writer.
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You're adorable.
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Is there any chance that that
jazz band thing might take off?
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What am I saying? Jazz.
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Why is this such a big deal for you?
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Oh, I don't know. Or...
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yeah, I do.
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My dad was a stage actor, and he
and my mother were constantly
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fighting over money,
and I swore that when I grew up
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I would only be with someone
who had so much money
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that there was just no possibility
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we would ever fight about it.
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I guess that's always been in
the back of my mind, and...
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well, it's not something
that I'm proud of.
333
00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:13,648
So you're like Becky Sharp
in Vanity Fair.
334
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I only read the Hollywood issue.
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I'm really sorry.
336
00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:24,225
I understand. It's too bad, though.
337
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:28,329
I actually think we might have
had something special.
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00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,667
Wait, I'm... I'm feeling conflicted.
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Maybe we should just, you know,
kiss some more and then...
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00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:37,371
Goodbye, Victoria.
341
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Goodbye.
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00:17:08,336 --> 00:17:10,637
Got a lot of candles lit out here.
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Feels a little girly without the girl.
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I'll be out in a minute.
Don't start without me.
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Too late!
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Joking.
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Jeux de Mange Anesse!
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[Rhinos growling]
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You can stop covering your
ears now. They're done.
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Thank God, we can go home in the morning.
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00:17:40,449 --> 00:17:42,450
I don't think there's
ever been an English person
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who's looking forward
to brushing their teeth
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00:17:43,819 --> 00:17:47,621
as much as me.
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00:17:47,656 --> 00:17:50,824
I'm sad. Tonight's our last night.
355
00:17:50,858 --> 00:17:52,592
I don't get you, Elka.
356
00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:54,594
What is it with you and animals?
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00:17:54,628 --> 00:17:56,328
They were here first.
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00:17:56,362 --> 00:17:59,130
Well, sure, but... ah, but nothing.
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00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:04,936
We hunt them for sport, we
destroy their natural habitat.
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00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:08,239
Sometimes it makes me
embarrassed to walk erect.
361
00:18:08,274 --> 00:18:10,341
But you help animals. They love you.
362
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:14,445
They don't love me. They... just love.
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And that love is the purest,
most joyous thing in the world.
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00:18:19,117 --> 00:18:21,552
That's beautiful.
365
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:25,623
God, I'm starving. Any fig newtons left?
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00:18:25,658 --> 00:18:27,459
Sorry.
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00:18:27,493 --> 00:18:32,898
Eat the peanuts those kids threw at you.
368
00:18:32,933 --> 00:18:37,303
I am not going to eat peanuts
off the floor of the zoo.
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00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:39,673
Although that one looks all right.
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00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:45,027
I'm Victoria Chase at the
Channel Seven news desk,
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00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:46,995
and here are the stories
we're working on.
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Ohio senator Scott McCloney
resigned from office today
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as three more women came
forward in the sex text scandal.
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00:18:54,371 --> 00:18:56,606
And there's happy news
at the Cleveland zoo.
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Clementine, the endangered
black rhino, is pregnant.
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The baby, due in 15 months,
will be named Jelka. Aww.
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00:19:06,318 --> 00:19:08,052
And, finally, a Cleveland man
has come forward to claim
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the $140 million Lotto jackpot.
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00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:15,493
The lucky winner is...
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00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:18,029
Buddy Nelner? What?
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00:19:18,063 --> 00:19:20,998
A janitor from Mayfield Heights,
who apparently
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00:19:21,032 --> 00:19:25,202
swept the winning ticket
into his dust pan.
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00:19:25,236 --> 00:19:26,570
What a heartwarming story.
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00:19:26,604 --> 00:19:31,674
Well, to Mr. Buddy Nelner,
this reporter says, "congrats".
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00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:34,777
And...
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00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:36,612
I can't believe it.
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00:19:36,646 --> 00:19:39,281
I could be dating a millionaire
right now if I'd just picked
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00:19:39,315 --> 00:19:42,284
the janitor and not Senator Junk Mail.
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00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:45,621
You're forgetting,
Buddy's in a jazz band.
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00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:49,493
Oh, yeah. That's a long evening.
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00:19:49,527 --> 00:19:51,528
Hey, it's really cute that
they're going to name
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the baby rhino after you guys.
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00:19:53,899 --> 00:19:56,533
We saved a species, Joy. Thank you.
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00:19:56,568 --> 00:19:59,837
I was wondering, do rhinos mate for life?
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00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:03,574
Well, these will,
they don't have anybody else.
396
00:20:03,608 --> 00:20:05,142
Strangely, that gives me hope.
397
00:20:05,177 --> 00:20:08,479
And before you say anything,
it gives me hope.
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00:20:08,513 --> 00:20:10,047
You'll find somebody. Just be patient.
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00:20:10,081 --> 00:20:12,315
Let nature take its course.
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00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:13,683
You really think so?
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00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:17,220
Well, sure.
If a black rhino can find love,
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00:20:17,254 --> 00:20:20,890
so can a white wino.
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