All language subtitles for Hold the Sunset s01e02 Birthday.eng

? Have I the right to hold you?

? You know I've always told you ?

? I've loved you from the very start ?

? Come right back,
I just can't bear it ?

? I've got some love
and I long to share it ?

? Come right back,
right back where you belong ?

? Oh, yeah, you belong. ?

Happy birthday, Mum!

Oh, hello! Oh.

Wow. Where have all these come from?

Oh, Phil and Roger. Three each.

They're even then. Level pegging.

Well, I can't compete with that.

Oh, but they're lovely.

Oh! Ooh, and soaps! Ooh!

Ooh, rhubarb and ylang ylang.

- What is that?
- Not a clue.

[THEY LAUGH]

Oh, Mum.

Mum, this is Roger's stuff.

You're not doing his washing
on your birthday.

I'm just getting it out of the way.

- I will kill him.
- Oh, please don't, dear.

Not on my birthday.

There we are.

- No more vases?
- No, sorry.

If Roger wants to ruin his life,
that's his business.

I don't see why he should be allowed
to wreck everyone else's.

He's just finding his feet.

He's found your feet.

He's very stressed.

Give me a break.

Oh, Phil.

Oh Phil, this is crazy.

Now, this has got to stop!

Never.

Sandra.

Will we have the pleasure
of your company this evening?

I know how hard it is for you to find a
window in that busy schedule of yours.

Not when it's my mum's 70th.

Oh, we are humbled and honoured.
See you later.

So it's four to three, with Phil in
the lead coming round the last bend.

[IMITATES AIRCRAFT FIRE]

Maybe I can hear you.
I'm over the English Channel now.

Oh, who's got some glue?

It's OK. Tango, Foxtrot, Four.
15 here. I can see them below.

Tango Foxtrot Four, do you have blue?

Do you mind if I come in?

I did read the signs but they were

so OTT I assume that they were
ironic, you know?

Please come in,
I'm desperately short of company.

Very funny.

Otherwise,
you would have... locked the door.

- What do you want? I am very busy.
- So I see.

Oh. Airfix bomber, eh?
I used to play with those.

Until I realised that it was time,
as the Bible says,

to put aside childish things.

- What do you want?
- Turn the radio off. I'll tell you.

Now, uh, would you care
to blow up some balloons?

Not much.

You know, in aid of your mother's
birthday party.

Yes, yes, my mother's birthday.

Which you've managed to weaponize.

Weaponize?

You've always got to do more than
everyone else, haven't you?

More cards, more chocolates, more...
oh, more bombs, more rockets.

More balloons. More flowers.

Yes, I just gave Edith another bunch.

Of course you did.

I've been thinking, Roger,
and I think I've hit on the perfect

birthday gift for you to...
to give your mother.

You know, it will outrank
any of the others.

Go back to your wife.

Look, you don't realise it yet, Roger,

but you'll never find another Wendy.

Well, I won't be looking very hard,
will I?

Look, look at it from Edith's
point of view. You know?

Having a grown-up son that
she's already brought up once

turn up again for a second go.

It's a bit dispiriting, isn't it?

Mmm, yes, I think I can tell that
you're not on my side.

No, I am, I am, I mean,
you are after all, Edith's son.

Go back to Wendy.

Never.

Never.

Never.

Think of all the shared memories,
though.

Yes, shared memories.

Like, like little bits of glass
embedded in my brain.

Oh, come on.

Right from the start,
and from our wedding day.

Oh, not the seating plan,
no, no, please.

Not the seating plan.

She made a fool of me.

That's what women do, Roger.
That's what they're for.

I would never...

not... not in a million years
have put Steven Watt next to

Veronica Darwin, and you can see,
it's kind of catastrophic.

I imagine they got over it by now.

Oh, do you think so? Yeah?

Steven took holy orders and
Veronica's just come out of rehab.

My seating plan was
very carefully thought out.

Then along comes Wendy and changes
it to male, female, male, female,

male, female, like
the chain-linked fence,

- cos that's the proper way to do it.
- It's 20 years ago. Just forget it.

Well, the crucifixion was
two thousand years ago

and people still remember that.

That's a good point.

Oh, well.

Worth a try.

That happen often?

Never.

My dad built this shed.

I've decided that
I am going to move the nail bar

and the salon under the same roof.

Then I can properly focus
on the health food shop.

Well, that sounds sensible.

But there is a problem.

Right now,
I just don't have the capital.

Ah.

I think you know what's coming next.

Go on.

If you sold this place,
which must be worth a fortune now,

and moved in with me, it would
solve all our problems at a stroke.

Oh.

Yeah, you wouldn't
be stuck with Roger.

I'd be there to take care of you.

You'd have a room of your own.

A big one at the front,
and cash in your hand.

Yes, well...

And I would give you a proper contract.

I'd pay you back inside of
three years, no sweat.

Yes, but what about Phil?

Phil?

We're thinking of getting married.

Wow.

Really?

Phil.

You sure that's a good idea?

Quite sure.

Oh. Oh, Mum, well... Oh, that's great.

Fantastic.

Oh, to be honest, I could see it coming.

Well, it's still a bit up in the air.

What about his floozy?

Oh, that was years ago
and she wasn't a floozy.

Whatever that is.

No, she was just a very unhappy
girl with problems.

You're trying to put me off him?

Absolutely not.

But she was stalking him, wasn't she?

Well, she did follow him
around for a bit, yes.

What a hoot.

Hey, you're talking
about my future husband.

You've got to admit that's funny.

Well, it is a bit, yes.

You're not thinking of moving in with Phil
and letting Roger stay here, are you?

Well, nothing's been settled.

Oh, he is such a slime.

That's why he's come here.
Can't you see?

He just wants to keep an eye on the
place and safeguard his inheritance.

He didn't know about Phil
and me until he came back.

No? He's not as dim as he looks,
you know?

Well, nobody could be that dim.

If you and Phil sell,

then you're going to want somewhere
to invest that money, aren't you?

Well, we haven't thought that far ahead.

I'll talk to Phil.

No, if anyone's going to talk to
Phil, it will be me.

Oh, Mum, would you?

Oh!

I don't need a huge amount.

Around 50k would do it.

The thing is, Roger, your mother's
got her own life to lead.

And I'm going to help her do that
with my terrific birthday present.

I'm not going to tell you what it is.

I don't wish to know.

You're burning with curiosity.

No, I'm not.

I've tracked down Mrs Gale.

Mrs... Gale?

She used to help Mum years ago.

- You mean when you were little?
- Yeah, she bought me my first Beano.

Ah, clearly a remarkable woman.

Yeah, she's agreed to come
and help Mum around the house.

You won't be able to top this.

Roger, you do know that your mother
is going to sell the house.

- Sell it?
- Yeah.

I want to sell mine too, you see?

And then we'll buy something
somewhere together.

I've actually been looking
at property prices in, er, in Gozo.

Gozo?

Sell the house?

No, I wouldn't want that.

No, I wouldn't want that at all.

Strangers living here.

- Strangers?
- Yeah. Strangers. No, not that.

But they wouldn't be strangers.
Would they, Roger?

Not if they own the house.
And you wouldn't be here.

No, well, I'd refuse to move out.

And eventually when I die,
I'd haunt them.

I wouldn't give them a moment's peace.

Roger, are you on
any kind of medication?

- Just get out the way.
- What?

Ah!

Sturdy stuff!

You're just an old fart who's frightened
of getting old and dying alone.

Spot on!

You're not completely
without empathy, are you, Roger?

- What about Desiree?
- What?

You know, that floozy who was
stalking you?

Oh, she wasn't a floozy.

I mean, she looked like one,

but that was years ago
and she wasn't stalking me.

- She was just following me.
- Yeah, why?

She wanted to know the time
and she thought I was a policeman.

Oh.

I saw her the other day.

Oh, very unlikely. She moved to
Warrington or Walsall.

- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.

Yeah, she was driving one of those
Hotfoot delivery vans.

Don't be ridiculous.

Good god. Where was this?

Oh, she was just pulling
out of the petrol station.

It was last Wednesday.

- I don't believe this.
- She's on your tail.

No, no, no. No, no.

Oh, well, um, if I were to
order something, then she might

deliver it and then you'd know
for certain one way or the other.

Wouldn't you?

Do you really want to
spoil your mother's happiness

by blackmailing me into persuading
her not to sell the house?

Cos that's what this is about, isn't it?

Well, you see, I see it more
as saving her

from a bleak exile with you in Bozo.

Then you'd do better to
think about my original offer.

- What was that?
- Go back to Wendy.

Oh, that was an offer.

My last and best offer.

Just get out of the way.
We'll do it again.

Go on.

After you.

Oh, you know that photo of Desiree
at the petrol station.

Would you like a copy?

[DOG GROWLS]
Please!

He saw you behaving suspiciously.

- Did he now?
- Lurking like that.

Would he like to see my passport?

Is he going to insist
on an explanation or would

he just like to escort me
to wherever it is dogs take people

when they go to interrogate them.

He's a clever dog
and you were behaving oddly.

Oddly.

Oddly for some people.
Normal, I suppose, for you.

If he's such a clever dog,
why didn't you realise that?

I mean, we've known each other
for years.

He's been leaving deposits at
my gate as long as I can remember.

I mean, we're virtually old pals.

He takes things on a case by case basis.

Well, for his information,

I was doing a bit
of neighbourhood watching.

Oh, were you?
Very public spirited of you.

Well, there'd been reports
of strange behaviour from the

couriers that work for Hotfoot
and I thought I'd just check it out.

What sort of strange behaviour?

Well, it's hard to be specific,
quite honestly,

but it's the sort of thing you
develop an instinct for.

Do you?

I'm surprised your dog
didn't pick that up.

Very puzzling.

Mmm, well, maybe he's right.

Maybe these are just rumours,
you know, baseless rumours.

Yes, well, there are a lot
of those around here, too.

Well, must be going.

Something in the oven.

Ah.

That's what it is.

- Sandra was here?
- Yes.

What for?

To wish me happy birthday.
She'll be back later.

She's after money, isn't she?

Well, she did mention needing
capital to expand her business, yes.

- Didn't I say?
- A loan.

Oh, Mum, you're such a pushover.

I daresay, but I don't
want to discuss this now.

- Mum.
- Yes.

Phil says you want to sell the house.

I have been thinking about it, yes.

Do you have to?

Well, it is a bit on the big side and there
seem to be more and more stairs every year.

- And when Phil and I get married...
- And when will that be?

Um, spring of next year.

- Maybe.
- And then you'll go to Bozo?

Bozo?

- I was born in this house.
- Yes.

I wouldn't like you to sell it.

I might have to.

Yeah, I wouldn't like
strangers living here.

I love this house.

Sandra, she just cares about the money.

Roger, you and Sandra used to
get on so well together.

Yes, because I used to be
a pushover, too.

What does that mean?

She used to trick me
out of my pocket money.

- I'm sure that's not true.
- It is true.

She'd insist on playing shop

and then buy all my jelly beans
with a few rusty washers.

You never said anything.

It's cos she threatened me.

She said, "Don't tell
Mum or I'll duff you up."

Roger...

I only stopped
when I got bigger and cynical.

Roger, stop it.

And now she's bullying you
into selling the house.

- That's not how it is at all.
- Yeah, Phil.

Phil and Sandra.

Yeah, they've hooked up on this.

Yeah, Sandra wants the money and
Phil wants to see the back of me.

Well, I think I've spiked his guns.

What does that mean?

I'll be devastated if you sell up.

When and if, IF, I sell the house,

I shall settle the money
equally on you and on Sandra.

And that way, you can buy a flat
or you might even go back to Wendy.

- Never.
- Oh, dear.

Sorry, I don't want to upset you, Mum.

Not on your birthday.

Not now. Not ever.

Mum, you do know that
I love you, Mum, don't you?

Of course I do.

I love you too.

Mum, do you remember Mrs Gale?

Queenie? Well, of course I do. Why?

She's your surprise birthday present.

What do you mean?

Well, I know I'm extra trouble
so I've asked her to come and help.

Just once a week. I'm paying her.

What?!

It's great isn't it? You
liked Queenie, didn't you?

But in small doses.

To be quite honest,
she wasn't always easy.

Actually, some of the time,
she could be a liability.

But you are pulling my leg,
though, aren't you?

No.

Roger. It's out of the question.

But, but, but I've asked her.
She's coming.

Well, she can't! I couldn't cope.

I mean it.
Roger, you've got to stop her.

Yeah, I'll go... I'll tell her.

Please do!

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I know you meant well.

- Edith.
- Mmm?

- I've been thinking.
- Tell me.

Well, I'm...

I'm coming round to...
to Roger's point of view.

What's that?

Well, that you shouldn't
sell the house yet.

Really? Wha...
What's made you change your mind?

Well, you don't need the money.

I've got quite enough
for the two of us, right?

And if you do sell the house,
then Roger will follow us.

I mean, he's perfectly
capable of following us to

the ends of the Earth,
whereas if you don't sell the house,

he'll almost certainly live here.

Right? So, there's no real point
in selling the house yet, is there?

Sandra wouldn't be pleased.

I think Sandra's perfectly
able to look after herself.

I mean, it might not be for long.

After all, I mean, Roger...
Well, you know, he might get better.

Do you think so? Do you really think so?

Well, stranger things have happened.

I heard all that.

I was standing outside the door.

Oh, Roger, for heaven's sake.

I think it's a good idea.

Nothing's been settled.

And you know why Phil suggested it,
don't you?

Because when all's said and done,
he's a decent bloke.

That's why.

Aren't you, Phil? A decent bloke.

We had a long chat about it
and Phil is 100% on my side.

Aren't you, Phil? Which is very
decent, all things said and done.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

Oh, I wonder who that can be.

Ah! A delivery van.

Yes, a Hotfoot delivery van.

Maybe a nice surprise for Phil.

Phil, what's up?

Hmm?

Hello!

Mrs G!

Didn't you get my message?

Oh Roger, you haven't changed a bit.

Edith, you remember years ago,

that mad woman that
I had some trouble with...

- Deidre or...
- Desiree.

Something like that.

Anyway, there are rumours that
there've been sightings of her.

I just wanted to tell you that
I have had absolutely nothing

to do with the...
with the fact that she...

[ SHE WHISPERS:] Oh, my God! Mrs Gale!

Nothing to do with...

- Ooh, it's nice in here, now.
- Mrs Gale?

Oh, yes, she's your
surprise birthday present.

Roger was supposed to stop her!

- Hello!
- Queenie! What a lovely surprise.

Hello, Edith.

Happy birthday.

Oh, oh, thank you.

Oh, they're lovely.
Oh, you shouldn't have.

Blimey, it's a bit like a mausoleum
in here, isn't it?

Queenie, this is Phil.

Oh, pleased to meet you.

Aren't you the Phil that was
connected with that...

Distinguished campervan company.
Yes. Yes.

Queenie used to help me
with the housework 40 years ago.

Yeah, those were the days. Good times.

Happy times.

So, when Roger got in touch,
I was as pleased as punch.

Yes, you see,
I didn't know that Roger...

I know.

I'm the big birthday surprise.

Well, he said he was back home
causing trouble

and you needed help looking after him.

- Er...
- Yeah.

I know, Roger.

You scallywag.

You're back home.
Your mum needs reinforcements.

Queenie, I'm terribly sorry, and
I don't quite know how to put this.

Oh, you're not going to tell me
I'm too old.

No, you're not going to tell me
I'm too old.

No, of course not, no. It's just...

And by the way, I don't want paying.

I don't need the money.
No, I'll do it for love.

And for all those precious memories.

Queenie.

- I'm paying.
- Roger...

I am, I've sold the car.
It's a done deal.

And how long would that last?

You'll be down the tuck shop
squandering it on gobstoppers

and liquorice laces.

That's very astute of you, Mrs Gale.

Oh, no, Queenie. Call me Queenie.

And so, you've been, you've been away?

Yes, I've been to
Tasmania, Canada, Holland.

All with different husbands. All dead.

Nobody will marry me now because
they think I've got the evil eye.

Mrs Gale! How amazing is that!

Oh, you've not forgotten me, then.

Uh, not a chance.

No, I wouldn't forget you either,
Sandra.

Queenie's my birthday
present from Roger.

I'm the big birthday present.

- I'll coming to give her a hand.
- Really?

Well, with Roger back home,
she needs all the help she can get.

Yeah, well, she certainly does,
but not for long, we hope.

- How's that?
- Mum has plans.

Well, if you're referring to
the selling of the house,

- then things have changed.
- Oh?

Please, can we not talk about this now?

Roger wasn't the only
troublemaker then, was he?

Do you remember when you took your
clothes off in front of the vicar?

- No.
- How old were you?

- 19.
- She was four.

And the reverend Bruce
and his wife were both very amused.

- Really?
- What has changed?

Oh, Phil thinks that selling
the house is a bad idea.

Uh, later, later.

Coo-eee!

- Who invited her?
- Happy birthday, Edith.

- I did.
- You absolute swine.

Wendy. How lovely.

I wanted to bring you a birthday cake.

Oh, that's so kind of you. Thank you.

It's just a bought cake, I'm afraid.

I would have made one but I didn't
have all the ingredients as I...

..as I...

..as I couldn't get to the shop. Sorry.

Wendy! Wendy!
[SHE SOBS]

- Is that the wife?
- Was the wife.

- Wendy!
- I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

Wendy, it's all right.

It's all right, calm down.

Birthdays can be very
emotional occasions.

They're usually very happy occasions
unless someone can't

stand not being the centre
of attention for five minutes.

Roger, shut up! Oh, Wendy.

What is it? What's the matter?

He's... he's sold the car.

He sold my CARRRR!

I saw this coming.
It's rather nice being right.

It wasn't your car!

It was more than half my car! Much more!

I'm the one who used it!

I've got to have a car, Roger.

I've got to go to work.
I've got to pick the children up.

I use it all the time.
You had no right to sell it.

He's ruined my life again.

I'm so sorry. I am so so sorry, Edith.

I promised myself
I wouldn't say anything.

I'd just drop the cake in
and say happy birthday and give you

a hug and go, and if I'd had the
car, it would have been home-made.

- How did you buy the cake?
- What? Online! I had it delivered!

Well, then you could have bought
the ingredients in the same way.

And then you could have
made your home-made cake.

Roger! Shut up!

You're trying to stop Mum
selling the house.

Oh, yeah, yeah, and why do you
want her to sell it, eh? Mm?

The money. That's all you've ever
cared about, isn't it? Money.

I create things. What do you do?

Not a lot!

Yeah, look, usual support
from my ever-loyal wife.

You're getting the support
that you deserve.

Why are you stopping
your mum from selling?

- Strangers.
- Strangers.

- I don't want strangers here.
- Strangers.

What are you talking about?

- I need the car.
- Well, boo-hoo.

Too late. Get yourself another one.

Roger! Just listen to yourself.
Will you stop this now?

He can't! Because he is incapable
of not saying the first stupid

rubbishy thing that comes into his head!

I know! I know!

Every time! Every time!

Come on. Let's go.

- Go where?
- The Crown. Come on.

But it's... it's your birthday.

- Yes, exactly.
- Oh, go, go, I'm enjoying this.

I'm sorry, Phil.
I know you've made a big effort.

No, no, no. You're absolutely right.

I mean, this is hell.

- OK.
- Go.

Get a bit of peace and quiet.

Oh, and I'm taking pics
so you won't miss anything.

They're going and it's all
your fault, Wendy.

Roger.

You despicable apology
of a human being.

Ah! This is a Valentino!

Oh, we're off to a good start.

This was meant for you.

- You horrible, horrible little cockroach.
- Yes!

You see, Mum?
I told you Sandra always hated me.

Bloody right!

[WENDY:] She's not the only one!
I've had it with you, Roger!

So, the Crown has... beef
stroganoff on Tuesdays, does it?

Yes, I know. Yum, yum.

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