All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s03e13 An Evening of Generals.eng

( theme song playing )

It is an important and
highly secret meeting.

I understand,
General Burkhalter.

I doubt it.

Staff officers,
generals, admirals

from every branch of the forces
will attend this meeting.

Strategy meeting?

What for?

They've been
doing okay.

Generals have to keep busy
while everyone else is fighting.

Hammelburg has been chosen

because of its proximity
to Stalag 13.

Very good planning,
General Burkhalter.

Klink, shut up and listen.

Yes, sir.
Shut up and listen.

The conference
will begin on the 15th.

The night before, on the 14th,

you will arrange
a dinner party-- a banquet--

just to start things off on
a friendly basis with, uh,

plenty of Gemutlichkeit.

( chuckles ):
Exactly as I would have done it.

Really?

We'll go ahead with it anyway.

I shall make
all the arrangements--

the banquet, security,
everything.

I will be at Berchtesgaden,

so the entire affair
is your responsibility.

I need the cooperation
of everyone

connected with this conference.

We'll cooperate, won't we?

( all talking at once )

I knew I could count on you.

Here are the names
of the officers

who will attend this meeting.

For your eyes only.

Yes, sir.

Memorize it and destroy it.

The finest military minds
in all of the Third Reich.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

General Kordle...

Very impressive list.

( chuckles )

It doesn't have the name
"Colonel Klink" in there.

Probably an oversight
at headquarters.

I consider it
the perfect oversight.

( laughs )

Kinch, I'll need
a camera right away. Right.

I also need five minutes
in Klink's office, alone.

Oh, sure.

Come on, fellas,
just follow my lead.

We got to stall them
a little bit.

What do you
want us to do?

Pick up some dusters and rags.
Let's go.

HOGAN:
Colonel. Colonel.

May I talk
to you a moment?

Not now, Hogan.
Can't you see

I'm busy with
the general?

Sorry, sir.
It's personal.

Wait for me in my office.
Thank you, sir.

All right,
make it shine.

SCHULTZ:
What's the matter with you?!

Are you crazy?

Just a moment!

What is the meaning of this?

It's pride, sir.

You can't expect
the general

to return to Berlin
from Stalag 13

with a dirty car.

Get them out
of here.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

No, no.
Let them finish.

Small matter.

Yes, sir. Proceed.

Sir, I must apologize,

but sometimes they act
like little children.

Right, but we've
got the most

wonderful daddy in
the whole world.

KLINK:
I have no idea where it is.

It's probably
somewhere in the files.

Please look for it.

This is absolutely
ridiculous.

You've got to be
able to find it.

So, Hogan, you were
very anxious to see me.

Something personal,
you said.

Yes, sir. The entertainment
committee is planning

another show
in a few weeks,

and they'd like you to be
master of ceremonies.

Perhaps do a violin solo?

What's so personal
about that?

I didn't want
to say anything

in front of
General Burkhalter.

He might resent
your talent.

That was very wise.

General Burkhalter
plays the mandolin.

And badly.

Then I can give the
entertainment committee

the green light, sir?

No, Hogan, you cannot.

Last year, my name was in
the same size and type

as Sergeant Schultz.

And all he can do
is make animal noises.

Yeah, well, look.

We'll put your solo
in the top spot,

right next to closing,

and I guarantee
star billing.

I'll think about it.

You do that, sir.
And take your time.

Hello. Look at this.

General Kordle, Wehrmacht...

Beckman, SS...

Wilhelm, Panzer...

Admiral Donner...

CARTER:
Real brass.

Top men
in the monster division.

Kinch should have gotten
all that information

off to London by now.

Carter,
watch the door.

LeBEAU:
Want some food?

No, just coffee.

Okay.

London had some
information on the meeting,

but didn't know
the location.

It's a logistic
and supply briefing

for an all-out offensive.

They want the Kraut generals
knocked off.

By who?

By us.

LeBEAU:
They must be kidding.

Come on, Colonel.

NEWKIRK:
Colonel, look, we've blown up bridges,

railway stations,
munitions plants.

I mean, we've done
a lot of dodgy things

and gotten clean away.

But, sir, knocking off
those Kraut generals?

No, sir.
Too much bloody risk.

LeBEAU:
That's absolute suicide.

KINCH:
Yeah, how come London can't do it from the air?

CARTER:
Yeah, that's a good idea.

What about that,
Colonel?

NEWKIRK:
Colonel, I surveyed the men in the ranks,

and the men are overwhelmingly
in favor of bombing.

From London.

The minute that meeting starts,

every flack battery
in Messerschmitt squadron

from here to the Channel
will be on a ten-second alert.

20% of an attacking force
might get through,

and that's a big maybe.

Yeah, well, our percentage
might not be that good.

That's right.

But, if we can
stop that offensive,

we might save a lot of lives.

Now, anyone who wants to
can sit this one out.

Volunteers only.

Kinch?

Okay, I'm in.

LeBeau?

( sighs )

Oui, d'accord, I'll go along.

It's been nice
knowing all of you.

Newkirk?

I'm still thinking about it.

Carter?

Oh, I got nothing
else to do.

I finished my woodworking
class in Barracks Five.

I made a very
pretty salad bowl.

Carter.

Well, there's no law against
being a coward, is there?

I'm with you, sir.

That's the best kind.
Let's go.

You were just kidding,
weren't you?

All right, it's got
to be an inside job,

and the best time
is that first night

when they're all
together for the banquet.

We poison
their Wiener Schnitzel.

We got to come on
stronger than that.

We need access to the banquet
room at the hotel.

KINCH:
Fine, but how?

We need a man who's experienced
in catering and food.

And speaks German fluently.

We'll need him in 48 hours.

Have to arrange a drop point,
signals, the works.

KINCH:
Right.

Carter, I want you
to start thinking.

Well, we're dead
before we start.

We need a couple
of bombs, maybe more.

They've got to be disguised

so they look natural
in a banquet room.

And they'll need timers.

Think you can swing it?

Boy, that's a tough
one, Colonel.

A man who can make a salad bowl?
Please.

Captain Jacques Mornay,
Colonel Hogan.

Hi.

Basic Frenchman's
very emotional.

You've, uh, met
the rest of the fellas?

Yes.
All right, good.

How are you?

Do the Germans,

especially the Gestapo,
have a file on you?

I don't think so, Colonel.

When a man is in
the Free French,

usually they try
to get at him

through his family.

They have left mine alone.

That's very good,
because tomorrow you're

coming into Stalag 13

as a collaborator
working for the Gestapo.

Kinch, what's the setup
with the underground?

We've got a car,
a driver

and a uniform--
Gestapo.

The plan is to meet
the sergeant here

in two
and a half hours.

They'll hide him
overnight,

and then bring him into
camp tomorrow morning.

All right.

Now, Mornay, your mission here
is to prepare a banquet

for a meeting of Kraut generals.

It's on the 14th.

Newkirk.
Yes, sir.

Because you're a collaborator,

here's your
identity card

countersigned
by the Gestapo.

Oh, it's perfect.

I have seen them.

All right. Here
are your instructions

and your authorization
to work on the banquet.

Here's a list
of the generals

who will be there.

Memorize it.
It might come in handy.

Mm-hmm.

This is the most efficient
organization I've ever seen.

Thank you very much, sir.

If all the armies
were like this,

the war would soon
be over.

Yeah, it'd be great
for the world,

but we'd be out
of a swell job.

I figure about four
or five of these

will probably
be enough.

And you can set them
right there on the table

with the other
decorations and the flower and stuff,

because I'm going
to build a box

right over
all these things.

And it's going to be
a flag stand, see?

That's great.

Each explosive
pack is going

to have a timer
just like this.

And you can adjust
it from the bottom

'cause I'm
going to fix it

so it hinges
on the box.

That's good. Good.

And, well, get this,
boy-- I mean Colonel.

You can set this
timer for 12 hours.

Maybe even 13.

Carter,
you're a genius.

Well, I wouldn't
go that far.

No, I really mean it.

You're a genius.

Maybe
I'd go that far.

( phone rings )

General Burkhalter.
Heil Hitler. Klink here.

Klink, sir. Yes.

I have a man here

who was sent to me
by the Gestapo.

His name is
Jacques Mornay.

His identity card
is countersigned

by Gestapo section nine.

He has orders to assist
with the dinner party,

and he knows the names
of the guests.

Now, I consider that an insult,

sending a man here
to spy on us, and I...

Yes, sir. Cooperate
with the Gestapo,

and keep my big mouth shut.

Yes, sir. Heil Hitler.

Sergeant Schultz,

see to it that
Monsieur Mornay

has adequate quarters

and all the assistance
he needs.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

It will be done.

Merci beaucoup,
Colonel.

( knocking on door )

Excuse me, Commandant.

May I have a word with you?

Hogan, why is it,
every time I am busy,

you manage
to show up?

I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.

Our business
is finished

for the moment,
Colonel.

Or... one
more thing.

I would require
the services of a good chef.

Yes! I was going to suggest
Corporal Hinkelman.

He cooks for the officers' mess.

Hinkelman
is wonderful!

He makes the best
pigs' feet.

He chops them up,

and then he puts a
little paprika on, a little salt,

and a little bit
of bay leaf,

and then he sautés it...

And it still tastes
like pigs' feet.

What we need
is a very good chef.

Now, the problem
is where to find one.

Let me think.

I don't care what you say,

I'm not going to do it.

You won't?
No. And that's final!

What are you two mumbling about?

Oh, he wants me to
ask Corporal LeBeau

to cook for you.
I do?

If you think he's going

to slave over a hot
stove for the enemy...

That's enough, Hogan.

Um... your
entertainment committee

wants me to be the master
of ceremonies for their show?

And do a violin
solo, sir.

I will consent
if your man LeBeau

will work with
Monsieur Mornay.

It's hard to refuse.

KLINK:
And, if he agrees,

I must have your word

there will be no attempt
at an escape.

Oh... I'll do it.

I'll go talk to LeBeau.

I think I can
talk him into it.

He loves violin solos.

You see?

When one knows how,

there's always a way
to solve these little problems.

Bonjour, Colonel.

Right on time, Mornay.

Have some coffee?
Merci.

What's the story?

Well, I was taken
to the hotel

by your
Colonel Klink.

He showed me
the banquet room and the kitchen.

I have made
a rough sketch.

And the menu
for the dinner.

Good.

All set, Colonel.

Newkirk, watch the door, huh?

I got five of them.

Table decorations--
the kind that explode.

Oh, magnifique.

Carter showed
me how to set the timers, Colonel.

Tomorrow, LeBeau and I will go
to the hotel

at 9:00 in the morning.

First, we set the table,

then we go to the kitchen
and prepare the dinner.

Mm-hmm.

The timers will work
for 12 hours,

so LeBeau can set 'em
whenever he wants to.

Let's have a look
at the floor plans again, huh?

Uh! It's kind
of sensitive stuff.

Sorry.

May I show you the layouts,
Colonel?

Go ahead.

The hall outside
the banquet room.

And the room itself
with a long table, the bar,

and on this side
is a dumbwaiter leading

to the kitchen
on the floor below.

All the food has
to come up the dumbwaiter?

Oui. And served from here.

( door opens )

Kraut's coming.
Watch it.

Scatter.

SCHULTZ:
Achtung!

At ease.

Oh, what a pleasant surprise--
our commandant.

Monsieur Mornay,
you were seen leaving your quarters.

Just a few details
in the menu.

The barracks are off limits
to all civilians.

Now, you finish
your business here

and then return
to your room.

Oui, at once.

Flags for the banquet
table, Colonel.

I brought them
with me from Berlin.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Seems quite heavy.

We made it that way.

We, we don't want them
to tip over into the salad.

Yeah, you wouldn't want
mayonnaise on your swastika.

Mayonnaise?

Herr Kommandant, there is
no mayonnaise on the menu.

Silence!
Oh, shut up.

Dismissed.

This room will be sealed off
until 7:30 tonight.

Double all security orders.

The guests will
arrive at 7:30.

Cocktails first.
Banquet starts at 8:30.

You will remain
in the kitchen until that time.

Oui, Colonel.

I received a call from Berlin.

There is an additional
guest coming--

a General Felix Mercer.
That's all.

We need a few more
pots and pans in the kitchen.

Oh, yes.
I almost forgot.

Uh, Colonel, please,

may I go back
to the camp

for more pots
and pans?

You arrange it, Schultz.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Now, back to camp!
March! One, two, three, four...

"Felix Mercer,
top allied agent.

Reports to British
Intelligence."

According to this,

he's a VIP
in the spy department.

More good news, Colonel.

"Urgent, repeat, urgent.
No harm to Mercer.

Protect at all cost.
Cancel plan."

We got a peck of trouble.

We could stop the timers

when Klink lets us back
into the banquet room.

We can't take the chance.

Look, tell Klink
you need more help

in the kitchen; more waiters.

I'll go back to the hotel
with you.

We'll take Carter,
the munitions king.

Yes, he could disarm the bombs.

If we get the chance.

There's the hall
and the door.

Dumbwaiter.

Carter, get in there.

Good.

Get your feet in.

I can't!

That's as far
as I can go!

Get out.

LeBeau?

Sorry, Colonel.

Yeah?

Can you stop
those timers?

I think so, Colonel.

Try.
Okay.

Okay?

Yeah.
Go.

Good luck.
Have a nice trip.

Thank you.

Bonjour.
Just testing.

Don't play the jack.

He's saving them.

I am so very happy
you could join us, General Mercer.

And so am I.

Thank you.

I don't think
I heard your name correctly.

Klink, sir.
Colonel Wilhelm Klink.

In charge
of security.

A cohost.

You might say.
I would not.

No. Oh, General,
your glass is empty.

Mornay, another drink
for the General, please.

Ah.
Your drink, sir.

Merci, bien.

Oh, the General
speaks French.

( speaks French )

Oui, General.

( speaks French )

In exactly 17 minutes, that
room takes off for the moon.

Pull those bombs
out of there.

Use any excuse.

Colonel, Mercer
speaks French.

I can get him alone,
explain what we are doing...

By now, he's been
told you're a Gestapo collaborator.

Would he believe you?

All right,
I'll do what I can.

Wait a minute. Hold it.

You say Mercer
speaks French?

Yes.

That may be it.

Go back in and tell Klink
to start the dinner.

The food's ready--
anything.

Get them seated and then
come back out here fast.

All right, sir.

( laughter and conversation )

Gentlemen, your
attention, please.

I have just been informed
that dinner is served.

Will you take
your places, please?

Thank you.

KLINK:
Please follow me, General Mercer.

I want you to start
an argument real loud in French.

Now, keep it going.

Don't let anybody stop
you but Mercer. Go.

Right.

( yelling in French )

Each of you will receive
a complete set of flags

( argument continues outside )
indicating supply depots...

and the routes
the convoys will use

to the various forces.

( loud argument continues )

These plans are not
to leave this room.

I repeat,
are not to leave this room.

I know. I know.

I'll handle it, sir.

What is going on here?!

Stop that noise at once!

I'm trying to, sir!

Schultz, break it up!

You break it up,
you won't have a banquet!

What's going on?!
They can't hear me in there!

They're having
a fight in French!

Klink, arrest this man!

If I do,
there'll be no banquet.

Can anyone speak to them
in their own language?

That's a good idea.

Break it up!

Can anyone speak French?

Get General Mercer.

General Mercer.

Stop it!

General, there's some
trouble here.

Speak to these men in French!

Make them stop!

( speaking French )

Shh!

Orders from London
to get you out, General.

Those centerpieces in there
are loaded with explosives.

That whole room goes up
in ten minutes.

Then you've got to stop it.

Those plans are
much more important than any general.

They show every supply
depot in France.

They just issued us
with a complete set.

It's going
to be close.

All right, look.

Give me a few minutes
head start.

Go back and
expose the bombs and clear the room.

All right.
What about the plan?

Make sure you're
the last one out.

Close the door,
leave your set on the table.

Right.

All right,
back to the kitchen.

Now, look,
someone's got

to go up that
dumbwaiter

and get the plans
off the table

before the bomb
goes off.

Someone? Someone?

My point is that they don't
give enough consideration...

I wish I was six-feet tall.

Now, look, you got
less than five minutes,

so if anything goes wrong,
forget the plans

and come back down.

And if Carter's bombs
go off one second early,

I'll never speak
to him again.

All right.

All right, Mornay,
the car will be waiting out back for you.

As soon as the plans
come down, you take off.

...when they should be
looking at plans,

they are looking at...

What I simply want to say
is you cannot...

Achtung!

These decorations are bombs!

Everybody leave at once!

( clamoring )

Any second now.

All right.

( explosion )

Good luck.
Get going.

Thank you.

Carter, I'll never
talk to you again.

What's the matter?

The bombs were
one minute late.

Thank you for your
information. Heil Hitler.

That was General Burkhalter.

He discovered that Mornay

was not authorized
by the Gestapo.

He was a fake. A saboteur.

I realized it the moment
I laid eyes on him.

We will find this Mornay.

Oh, Hogan, I'm going
to be extremely busy

for the next few weeks.

I'm afraid I cannot
rehearse your show.

What a pity.

"Stalag 13 Presents

"'Escapes of 1943'

"Starring Col. Wilhelm Klink

and his violin."

Beautiful!

I, uh, might just
have a little time

for your show.

After all, morale
is important, too.

Hambone.

He plays the violin,
there will be a mass escape.

Every prisoner is going
to go over the wall.

Well...

No show!

No show.

I couldn't stand being
alone in Stalag 13.

Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0