All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s01e32 Request Permission to Escape.eng

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( theme song playing )

Here's the last of it, Colonel.

Thanks, Kinch.

Carter?

All right, fellas,
here it is.

"Cigarette lighter
hidden in commandant's car.

"Secure lighter.

Await instructions."

Hey, Klink drove
into town yesterday.

And maybe somebody
in the underground

stashed the lighter
in his car.

Could be.

What's important about
a cigarette lighter?

We'll find out when we get it.

And may a person inquire
when that will be, sir?

Tomorrow morning,

as soon as Hogan's Car Wash
opens for business.

All right, come on,
let's get going.

Hi, Schultz.

Colonel Hogan,
what are you doing?

Washing the commandant's car.

Come on fellows,
let's get going!

Wait a minute;
you washed it yesterday.

Yeah, well, you
know what they say--

a clean car
is a happy car.

Come on, now, let's go.

You want the car to be happy?
I don't!

Back to the barracks!

Wait, wait a
minute, Schultz.

You're ordering us
not to wash it?

You heard me.

Just want to make sure,

so I can tell the commandant
you stopped us.

( frustrated growl )

Why do you listen to me?

I'm only a sergeant.

W-Why, why
are you standing around?!

Wash the car!

You heard him.

If it wouldn't be for me,

the car would
never be washed.

( whistling cheerfully )

It's not back here.

No luck.

Try under the hood.

Right.

Got it.

Taped under the distributor.

Okay, let's go.

Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

Where are you going?

Colonel Hogan!

You were right, Schultz.

Car doesn't need washing.

What do you mean?!

( speaking in German )

KLINK:
Schultz?!

Ja, jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.

What is going on here?

Herr Kommandant,
I-I, I-I'm washing your car.

It was washed yesterday.

A clean car is a happy car.

Is that so?

Ja, I found it out
just a short time ago.

This is how you are
wasting your time?

Herr Kommandant, some of
the prisoners, they came...

You are always blaming
the other prisoners.

Now, get on with it.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

I'm going to wash your car
and dry it at once!

Very well!

I-I-I'm sorry, I...

When you are finished
drying the car...

you can dry me!

A detailed map
of Endhaven.

Antiaircraft batteries.

Camouflaged
Messerschmitt field.

Uh, chemical plants,
storage tanks...

Here's Endhaven, Colonel.

Hmm. Thanks, Kinch.

All right.

Now, there's Endhaven.

And there
is Schweinfurt--

a really big target.

Now, if you were going
to bomb Endhaven,

to knock off Schweinfurt,
all you'd have to do

is just turn
a couple of degrees like that.

You mean that's
a fake, eh?

Phony as
a three-dollar bill.

Latest word from London

is they want this thing
to get to the Germans

so that they'll think the Allies
are going to bomb Endhaven.

But they'll really have a go
at Schweinfurt.

Right. That way,
you'll draw off the Luftwaffe

from the real target.

Marvelous, isn't it?

Now, all we have to figure
is a plausible way

for this thing
to get to the Krauts.

Here comes Schultz.

Guten Tag.

Mail call!

All right, all right.

Let him up, let him up.

Schultz, come on--
one, two, three.

You'll get the Iron Cross
for this, Schultz--

wounded in action.

( groaning )

Jolly jokers!

Always happens when
I bring the mail.

Adams, Abrams, Addison,
Barker, Beauchamp,

Belknap, Bartoli...
Nothing for us, then?

Hey, Carter, you got a letter.

Come on.
Kinchloe, Newkirk...

What about me, huh?

Mmm, yeah, LeBeau.
Thank you.

"Colonel Robert Hogan."

Uh-oh.

NEWKIRK:
Trouble, Colonel?

Hope the censor liked my letter.

Got a piano
to play this thing on?

Hey, you guys
want to hear something?

Get this: "Mr. James Kinchloe,
greetings.

"This is to notify you

"that your final draft
classification

is now 4F--
limited service."

Now they tell me.

"Dear John."

Oh, no.
That's a shame.

Mary Jane and I were
practically engaged.

I told you about her.

I didn't know her
name was Mary Jane.

It figured.

We've been going together
ever since we were kids.

We used to walk home
from school together.

I'd carry her books.

When there was snow
on the ground, I carried her.

She's a small girl.

Tough luck, Carter.

We were going to be married
right after the war.

Now she's going around
with some guy at home--

an air raid warden.

It's all a part
of life's rich pattern, Andrew.

That's right; forget it.

Write her off.

Write her off?!

No, sir, Mary Jane
can't do this to me!

I'm a sergeant.

Sir, Sergeant Carter,
Andrew J., reporting, sir.

At ease, Carter.

Sir, request permission
to escape.

I hear you calling, Mary Jane.

CARTER:
I want to go home.

Who doesn't?!

You feeling all
right, Andrew?

Of course I am.

He's 'round the bend, sir.

Sir, I'm sure
I could make it

if you'd arrange
for the sub

to pick me up at
the usual place.

Wait, wait a minute,
Carter.

I explained to you
when you were captured.

We're not
just ordinary POWs.

We're here on a mission.

My orders are very plain.

We're to assist Allied prisoners
to escape,

sabotage the enemy
wherever possible.

I realize that, sir,
but I need a furlough.

I'm a hardship case.

That we know.

I'll think it over.

Yes, sir.

Carter, do you have
to be so, so military?

I always get this way
when I'm serious, sir.

Why do you have to
go home right now?

We got this job with
the microfilm to do.

If you could only see Mary Jane,

you'd know why I love her,
and...

I know, I know.

You carried each other home
from school every day.

She's everything to me.

Look, Andrew, the war
will be over any minute now.

The Krauts
can't hold on much longer.

Think so?
Sure.

Soon as the shooting stops,
you come to Paris with me.

We'll drink wine in the cafes
and we'll eat fantastic food.

We'll see the Eiffel Tower.

The best part of all--
girls.

Girls, girls!

( speaks French )

You'll have a marvelous time.

That sounds good.

Doesn't it?

That sounds great!

Just one thing about
those girls, though, LeBeau.

What, what?

Are you sure they're the type
Mary Jane'll approve of?

Gin.

Name of the game.

Worthless.

Well, come on,
how many you got?

Add 'em up.

Uh, 94 plus gin.

Thanks... for everything.

I've blitzed you 12 games
right across the board.

That's, uh, 4,128.

How much do I owe you?

Well, I'll forget the odd cents;
it's... $105,000.

I don't have it right now.

You don't have
to worry about it.

I mean, unless
you're planning to escape.

It wouldn't be right to run out
on a debt of this magnitude.

You'll get it.

$105,000?

Sure.

As soon as I get home,

I'll start sending you
five bucks a month.

Would that I had
your moral fiber.

Here he comes.

You know what to do.

Hi, Carter.

Hi, Colonel Hogan.

Guten Tag,
Sergeant.

Hi, Fraulein
Helga... ma'am.

Working hard?

Uh, about the same
as always.

We never get a
chance to talk very much, do we?

It seems there's
always people around.

Yeah, well, it's
a pretty crowded war.

That's a pity.

We ought to get
better acquainted.

Oh, well, sure.

I wouldn't mind being friends,
even if we are enemies.

Of course, if we were friends,
we could do things together.

Like what?

Oh, I don't know.

You want to help me
empty the wastebasket?

An escape attempt, huh?

Yes, sir.

I'm not sure,
but I have a feeling

it may happen any time.

You are informing
on your own men. Why?

I don't want anybody
to get hurt.

Sometimes the men forget
they're dealing with

the toughest commandant
in all of Germany,

Oh, ja, ja, ja-- tough.

But fair.

So true.

Well, a word to the wise.

And you are
a wise colonel.

Oh, ja, ja, ja, ja--
tough... fair... and wise.

I will take
steps immediately.

KLINK:
Report!

All present

and accounted for,
Herr Kommandant!

Very good!

I will address
the prisoners.

( men grumbling )

Silence! Lately,
I have noticed

a lack of discipline...

which may mean that some of you
are planning to escape.

Now, instead of
waiting to catch you, because...

I am tough, fair and wise,

I warn you in advance.

If even one man tries to escape,

every prisoner in his barracks
will be punished with him.

Sir?

Yes?

Does that apply

to hardship cases?

I was hoping to marry
Mary Jane one day.

Boy, she's the greatest
little girl

in the whole world.

Carter, come here.
Sit down.

( groans )

My feet are killing me.

Listen, Carter,
( grunts )

let me cheer you up.

Women are like war--

there is always
another coming around.

Carter...

you wouldn't think of
doing something foolish

like, uh, trying
to escape, huh?

Well...
Carter, please.

You could put me
into lots of trouble.

They might send me
to the eastern front.

Gee, I wouldn't want
that to happen.

And that's not
the worst of it.

They might give me
ten days leave.

What's wrong with that,
for Pete's sake?

I would have to
spend it with my wife.

Carter, please,
don't escape.

I'll tell you what.

When I do escape,

I'll do it some time
when you're not on duty.

That way
they can't blame you.

You're a good boy.

You feel better?

Oh, talking to you
has cheered me up.

Thank you, Carter.

Carter?

Yes, sir.

Oh, at ease.

( sighs ):
You can go home.

Thank you, sir.

I'll never forget you
for this.

LeBeau?

Oui?

You can have
my harmonica, if you want it.

Hey, thank you, Andrew.

I'll think of you
when I play it.

Chateaubriand
again, huh?

( speaks French )
( mutters )

Hey, fellows, come on,
let me have your attention.

Not you, Carter,
you're out of it.

You're going home.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Look, uh, I just
got word from London.

They want that microfilm
planted within 48 hours,

and I've got an idea.

One of us has to leave camp
and get caught.

When the Krauts search him,
they'll find the microfilm.

Oh, a man could get
30 days solitary for that, sir.

Oui, and maybe worse.
That's right.

Well, how's he going to explain
having the lighter and the film?

He could say he got it
from a transient prisoner,

found it-- anything.

The transient prisoner lie
would be better, sir.

Thank you, Carter.

Well, what do you
think of it?

With all due respect, sir,
I think it's bloody awful.

I agree. No good.
Terrible.

All right, you guys come up
with something better.

Well, if you ask me,
it's a great idea.

We ain't asking you.

If you like it so much,

you do 30 days
in a cooler.

I can't, I'm going home.

Yeah, I don't suppose
it would do any good

to ask for volunteers.

No.
I pass.

Me, too.

I'd go out myself,

but if they found it
on an officer,

it would really
look like a plant.

Hey, come on, fellows.

We've done tougher
things than this before.

Aw, butt out.

He's in again.

Of course I am.

As long as I'm here,

I'm still a member
of this outfit.

Sir, I'd like to
volunteer for that job.

You're kidding.

It means 30 days
on ice, maybe more.

He's right.

Can I go home when it's over?

You have my word on it.

Then I still volunteer.

Carter, it's a privilege

to serve
in the same army with you.

( cheering )

All right,
all clear outside the wire.

Down periscope.

Ready, Colonel.

Okay, Carter, now, look,
it's all clear to the woods.

You go out through
the emergency tunnel.

This is the cigarette lighter
with the microfilm in it.

Right.

Good luck.

Thank you.

Bonne chance.
KINCH: Good luck, Andrew.

LeBeau?
What?

If anything
should go wrong,

send my harmonica
to Mary Jane.

Guten Abend.

Hi.

You mind if I sit here?

Go ahead.

Infantry?

Artillery.

Uh...

Private, huh?

Ja.

Ever thought
about a promotion?

Like to be a PFC,
maybe even a corporal?

Why not?

Means more money.

What's it to you?

I'm an escaped American
prisoner from Stalag 13.

I have valuable
military information.

If you turn me in,

you're liable to
get some points,

maybe even be a hero.

Listen, friend,
I am on my first leave.

My first leave
in a year and a half.

I don't want
any complications.

It's the truth.

You'll always be a private.

Excuse me, uh, Captain.

Excuse me.
Ja, what is it?

Uh, I'm an American escaped
prisoner from Stalag 13,

and I might have valuable
military information,

and if you were to turn me in...

Hans,
isn't it marvelous

the way the Gestapo
is always testing us?

Ja. Ja.

In Dusseldorf, last
week, one of their men--

excuse me--

one of your men
Your men.

approached me to buy
military information.

Imagine.

Congratulations.

You belong to a very
efficient organization.

Wait a minute.

You don't understand.

Look, here's my mother's name
and there's my I.D.

Heil Hitler.

My dog tag...
Heil Hitler.

Heil...

Sir...

Papers, please.

Captain, all in order.

Thank you.

Uh, don't bother
looking at his papers.

What makes you say that?

You may catch
one of your own.

Gestapo?

Ja, ja, ja.

Excuse me.
All in order?

Now, mein Herr,

may I see
your papers, please?

You sure can.

I-I thought
you'd never get to me.

Muller,
would you look at that?

Mother's name,
serial number.

Even a blood type.

You have to admit,

Section Nine in Berlin
makes beautiful forgeries.

That's no fake.

Of course not,
Sergeant Carter, Andrew J.

You know, with that,
anybody in the world

would take you to be
an American prisoner.

Heil Hitler...
comrade.

Honestly, I-I...

You are so sad.

Aw, nobody believes
anybody anymore.

Oh? And, uh,
what would you have them believe?

The truth.

My name is
Carter, Andrew J.

And, uh, I am Mady.

Hi.

I'm an escaped American
prisoner from Stalag 13,

and I have valuable
military information.

Not so loud.

I don't care if
anybody hears me.

I am not in sympathy with them.

I am Norwegian by birth.

Oh, that's nice.

And, um,
I will help you, if I can.

You want to make
a citizen's arrest?

Me?

I know it's kind of
unusual for a girl.

You are trying to be arrested?

I was, but I've struck out.

Boy, it's discouraging.

No, no, don't turn yourself in.

Why don't you go back
to your camp

and get a good night's rest,

and, in the morning, things
will look much better, yes?

Yeah. Yeah,
that's a good idea.

My dad used to say that.

Get a good fresh
start in the morning.

That's what I'll do.
Without this card.

Gee, Mady, thanks a lot.

You're swell.

Ja, and so are you, Ami.

Gee, you didn't have to do that.

Ah, you are leaving, sir?

May I be of service?

My car is outside.

Well, as a matter
of fact, you can.

If it's not
out of your way,

you can drive me
back to camp.

Good.

Then we left the cafe,

and when I questioned him
in the car,

the real truth came out.

Thank you, Captain.

You are a foolish man.

And after I warned you.

Don't you know that no one
has ever escaped from Stalag 13?

He forgot.

He will have 30 days
in the cooler to remember.

Yes, sir.

Can I have my
cigarette lighter back?

No one is permitted to smoke
in the cells.

Request denied.

It's just a keepsake,
that's all.

Give the kid his lighter.

Just a minute.

A keepsake?

What is so special about this?

Aha.

Where did you get this?

Yes, where did you get this?

I was walking
along the street,

and this guy came
up to me, and...

CAPTAIN:
Go into that later.

This must go to Berlin at once.

Of course. I'll arrange it.

I will arrange it, Colonel.

Yes, you'll arrange it.

In the future, I suggest

you guard your prisoners
more carefully.

Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.

Not a very friendly type.

KLINK:
Silence!

You and this man
have made a fool of me

in front of the Gestapo,
in front of my own command.

I hope you're satisfied.

Yes, I'm satisfied.

Are you satisfied, Carter?

Oh, I'm satisfied.

You satisfied,
Schultz?

Me, I'm satisfied.

Herr Kommandant,
are you satisfied?

Of course I'm satis...

Take him away!

Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.

You think he's
satisfied?

Why don't you ask him?

Herr Komm...

Schultz!

Well, we're going
to miss you, Andrew.

That we will.

Shoving off, Carter?
Yes, sir.

Thanks a lot for getting me
out of the cooler.

You deserve it.

The raid was
a big success.

Colonel Hogan told Klink
he'd file a report

with the Red Cross
and it'll wind up in Berlin.

( imitating Klink ):
Colonel Hogan, I have decided

that I will suspend
the sentence... hmm!

I'll see you later.

Good luck.

Happy landings, gov.
Thanks.

And give Mary Jane
our best, huh?

Sure...
Mary Jane?!

Yeah, when you
get home.

I'm not going home.

I'm going into town to see Mady.

She kissed me, you know.

Look,

there's something
you ought to learn,

and the sooner you learn it,

the better off
you're going to be.

Women are just like war--

there's always another one
coming along.

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