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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Could you imagine?
Dying like that?
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Choking on fumes in your car?
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-What a waste.
-And with gas as expensive as it is.
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You know, that's true.
It was three dollars the other day.
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My name is Ms. Margie King
from the State Board of Education.
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Heather McNamara, dead.
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Ram Sweeney, dead.
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Mr. Waters, dead.
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Heather Chandler, almost dead.
Betty Finn, assaulted.
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Lizzy Jackson brought a gun to school.
Heather Duke, another gun in school.
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That was a prop.
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Suicide. Murder. Assault. Pedophilia.
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Tomorrow, you have your annual
school shooter drill,
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but that's not enough.
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-Westerburg High is under siege.
-That's right.
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And we at the State Board of Education
have the solution.
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The only way to stop
a bad guy with a gun
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is a good guy with a gun.
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Starting today, all teachers
in Westerburg High
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will be required to pack heat.
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Guns... in school.
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-I miss Tampa.
-The fact that we are even entertaining
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what is the most asinine idea
I've ever heard,
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just proves how far our nation
has strayed from love.
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Violence must not be met with violence.
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Violence must be met with love.
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-Mahatma Gandhi.
-Mahatma Gandhi. Also dead.
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Now carrying a firearm, Ms. Fleming,
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is not a suggestion,
it is a requirement.
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All teachers will be required
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to keep a loaded firearm in
their desk drawers at all times.
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-Sorry, loaded?
-Loaded.
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-In our desk.
-Drawers.
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This is truly insane.
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You know, I have to agree with Pauline.
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-I'm sorry, a gun in my desk?
-Yeah.
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What am I gonna do with my pencils?
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I have an idea.
You can put your pencils in a mug.
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A mug?
What kind of trash do you think I am?
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Mandatory firearm training
begins this afternoon.
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Be there or we'll be glad to accept
your resignation.
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Your choice. And remember...
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You're teachers.
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It is your job to protect those kids.
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And the best way to do that...
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is to be ready, willing and able...
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to take them down.
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Good job.
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You know, to be honest,
I thought this was a terrible idea.
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but I'm actually having
a really great time.
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I hate to say I told you so, but...
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It is what it is.
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"Still standing."
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I swear, if you spring one of those
elaborate promposals on me,
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I'll kill you myself.
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You'd have to put me
back in the crazy bin
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to get me to buy
into that humanitarian crisis.
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Wait, you don't actually want to go,
do you?
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No, I mean, I just...
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It would be like, the last thing
other people would expect.
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-You want to go to prom.
-No, I don't.
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But if I were to ask you?
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I was thinking we could go like...
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as a joke.
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Veronica...
prom is slavery.
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This is one of the many steps on
our path towards becoming grist
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for the mill of corporations.
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I mean, dresses?
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Flowers, promposals.
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They're training us to breed like rats.
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Because as soon as we have kids
that rely on us, they've got us trapped.
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But slavery only works if the slave
has something to lose.
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And I, my dear, don't ever intend
to have anything to lose.
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God, it's just prom, JD.
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Veronica, last night.
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We need to talk.
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Heather, what is wrong?
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She knows. Heather. Heather knows.
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She knows what?
What are you talking about?
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Hello, purse turds.
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I can't believe they make us do this
stupid active shooter drill every year.
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Last year, you got to go to Heaven.
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If you survive, you have to go to
the Thoughts and Prayers Room.
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The snacks are way better in Heaven.
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What kind of snacks do they have?
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They literally have like,
a cotton candy machine,
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popcorn, chips, everything delicious.
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I can't eat any of them.
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You could starve yourself before
if you want.
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-I'll just not eat it.
-I gained like, 10 pounds--
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Students and faculty, in a few moments
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we'll be starting our annualactive shooter drill.
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The school is now on lockdown.
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Please head directly to the nearestclassroom and lock the door.
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No!
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At the conclusion of this announcement,
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the shooter will begin to gofrom classroom to classroom.
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Thank you for your cooperationand good luck.
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An active shooteris now in the building.
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I repeat, an active shooteris now in the building.
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Mr. Dennis to the office.
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Your mother is on line one.
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When is he gonna kill us? I am so bored.
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Who here is a Christian?
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If we say yes, do we get killed?
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Yes, because I'm an active shooter,
and I hate God.
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Bang, bang.
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You're dead, bang, bang.
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The rest of you survived.
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Now that I have you hostage,
what will you do next, teens?
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Call the police?
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Great idea.
But guess what?
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A smart active shooter would have
blocked off Old Schoolhouse Road
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so that the Sherwood Police
would have to go all the way around
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to New Schoolhouse Road.
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God forbid he figure out
all the hiding spots in Westerburg
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that no one else knows about.
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He could hide in the air conditioning
duct in B Hall.
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He could hide in that janitor's closet
that the city condemned.
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He could hide in
that senior smoking lounge
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that's been bricked over for years.
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That's just the tip of the iceberg.
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Now, Coach Cox will usher you
to your next room.
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Don't be a hero.
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Okay, survivors. Follow me.
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Bleach your hair, Heather.
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Change your name.
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Buy a plane ticket to Mexico,
but like, the dusty part,
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because your life... is... over.
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Heather...
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This will ruin me.
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You should have thought of that.
You both should have.
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No, Heather, come on.
You do not have to do this.
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Heather was just...
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an innocent bystander.
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Veronica, just because
Heather was a child actor,
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doesn't mean she shouldn't be
held accountable for her hate crimes.
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What are you talking about?
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Okay.
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Don't judge me. I was a child.
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Checkmate.
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Conversion therapy saved my marriage.
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Now I can focus on what really matters.
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Like digging wells for the poorin Guatemala.
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Conversion therapy. It just works.
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Oh, my God.
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This?
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This video is what was supposed
to ruin Heather's life?
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Veronica, she's literally advocating
for the torture of the queer community.
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Veronica, do something!
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About what? Some stupid commercial
you made when you were a kid?
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Honestly, there are more important
things to obsess over than yourself.
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Like, if you haven't noticed,
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shit is really messed up
here at Westerburg.
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Like, the theme of our prom this year
is "Still Standing."
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The world is just going to hell
and nobody seems to care.
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Our parents don't care,
our teachers do not care.
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And worst of all...
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And worst of all,
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we don't even care.
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So, honestly, let's just try
to make it out alive,
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and then go our separate ways.
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-Calm down.
-Calm down.
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-Oh, my God. Jinx much?
-Jinx much?
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-You know what, Heather?
-What's that, Heather?
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Veronica's little seizure just now
made me realize something.
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I didn't even make it through the end.
What did she say?
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It truly doesn't matter. The point is,
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even though you've literally
tried to destroy me
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-in every imaginable way...
-And you me.
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Okay. Okay.
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We're friends.
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Oh, my God.
That's your big epiphany?
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You are both so fucking shallow.
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Like, you told me that your life
was going to be ruined
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because of something that happened
last night and I thought
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-that you remembered--
-Excuse me?
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Wait.
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Last night. Wait.
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Veronica, I need a grilled cheese!
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Hey, freaks.
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I just remembered something.
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Something horrifying.
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Something huge.
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It's all coming back to me.
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-Heather...
-Last night, Veronica...
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brought her boyfriend.
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-To a girls' night!
-Oh, my God.
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Coach Cox, what if you're
not in a classroom
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when an active shooter attacks?
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Try to make your way to the cafeteria.
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No one knows this, but there's
a boiler room under it.
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You can all hide in there too.
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And the guns, every teacher has one
in their desk, right?
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Yes, and if you find yourself
in a classroom without a teacher,
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by all means,
grab that gun and fire away.
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Of course, none of you are the type
to shoot up a school.
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They tend to be white men, usually from
middle to upper middle-class families,
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socially isolated, angry,
usually pretty intelligent.
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I have a question, Coach.
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I get why you guys are doing
this school shooter drill and all,
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but like, wouldn't common sense
sort of dictate that like,
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such a drill would actually
be showing a potential perpetrator
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exactly how to shoot up a school?
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You're high.
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Guys, let's go.
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One of your classmates
is trying to kill you.
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Let's get a look at that boiler room.
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Gonna see how a sick, twisted killer
is made.
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Follow me.
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Okay. You.
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Yeah, you. Come on up, big guy.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, how many of you
know this guy's name?
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Really? Kyle.
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I want to say Darmand?
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You-- It's Dylen.
Dylen Lutz.
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Right. Now, Dylen looks totally
non-threatening, right?
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Nine out of ten times you'd walk
right past him without even noticing.
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Those can be the most dangerous type.
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Now, look at this.
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Go ahead, point the gun at somebody.
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-I don't think--
-No, don't be bashful.
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Okay.
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Dylen's here.
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Bitch.
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What do you think of Dylen now?
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Great. Thank you, Dylen.
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Is it just me or is Dylen Lutz like,
really hot?
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Okay, guys, focus up.
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Now what did we learn here?
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Just because someone looks cool as hell,
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like a modern-day
James Dean or something,
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and just seems smarter and more evolved
than any student you've ever met,
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doesn't mean they won't rain death
upon us all.
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Yes.
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Do you think in a society that like,
values fame above all else
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that like, treating these students
like misunderstood masterminds
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provides a blueprint for lost kids
to feel like, important?
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God, you are such a lesbo.
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Just follow me.
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I was having a perfectly nice blackout
until JD showed up for no reason.
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I mean, that's what you remember?
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-Yeah.
-God. No.
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No, JD was just in the area and
he wanted to stop by. So what?
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So what?
So, you can't go one single night
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without your domestic
terrorist boyfriend.
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Once again, you ditch us for a guy.
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Oh, my God, I have not ditched you guys.
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Yes, you have, Veronica.
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00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,398
God! This was our senior year.
253
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,918
We had plans. We were supposed to get
matching tattoos.
254
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,718
And finally take you to a salon.
255
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,558
-You know what I think, Heather?
-What's that, Heather?
256
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,438
I'm just gonna say it.
257
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,798
I think Veronica's a BFF.
258
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,198
That's Bad Female Friend.
259
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,638
She dropped us at the first sign
of boner smoke.
260
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,318
And even after JD assaulted me,
261
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,838
she still can't pry the Anarchist
Cookbook out of her trank.
262
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,438
-Heather, she's toxic.
-She's dick-metized.
263
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,918
She's the reason we keep failing
the Bechdel Test.
264
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,438
Come to think of it, Heather,
we never fought
265
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,638
until Veronica picked up that parasite.
266
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,318
You had never hit me with a car before.
267
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,798
-I know.
-You know what I think?
268
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,278
Here we go.
269
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,720
Veronica Sawyer has found her voice.
270
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,558
I think...
271
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:40,318
that you are jealous, Heather.
272
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,998
And who am I supposed to be jealous of,
Veronica?
273
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,320
You?
274
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,518
Oh, I'm right, aren't I?
275
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:55,520
You're jealous because you couldn't
get a boyfriend even if you tried.
276
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,600
I can have anyone I want at Westerburg.
277
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,438
Then why don't you?
278
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,480
Because I choose not to.
279
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,358
Is that it, Heather?
280
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:12,518
Because every time one of your friends
starts dating someone,
281
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,998
you always try to sabotage it.
282
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,518
Like, remember Kurt,
the guy Heather's dating?
283
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,998
-Who?
-Wait, I'm sorry.
284
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,718
Was dating, because you made Heather
dump him.
285
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,358
-Oh, yeah.
-I was helping you, Heather.
286
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,998
-Kurt was a total 401k.
-He's not that bad, Heather.
287
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,158
Kurt has a favorite commercial, Heather.
288
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,518
Oh, my God.
You guys are both so obsessed
289
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:39,158
with what other people think of you
that you wouldn't be able to imagine
290
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,438
what it's like to actually
be with someone.
291
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:47,078
Like, to adjust your own wants and needs
to match those of a person
292
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,478
that you love and that you care about,
293
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,278
so that you can
challenge each other to be
294
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,960
better, stronger versions of yourselves.
295
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,600
Maybe I'll just read about it, then.
296
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,720
She got your journal, bitch.
297
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,918
We've seen an active shooter.
298
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,518
We've seen how a killer gets made.
299
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,758
And now, let's see how she...
300
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,520
could have stopped it.
301
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,320
Teens.
302
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:34,478
So often in times of tragedy
we find ourselves saying,
303
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,160
"I just wish there's something
I could have done."
304
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,760
Well, maybe there was.
305
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,998
Childhood.
306
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,640
Mommy, is dinner ready?
307
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,598
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
308
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,238
I'm late for the night shift.
309
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,038
You've worked every night this week.
310
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,918
None of my friends' moms have jobs.
311
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:59,358
I wish I had a home-cooked meal.
312
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:04,078
I'm just doing the best I can
since your father left us.
313
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,680
Freeze!
314
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:11,278
Working when she should have been
at home raising her children.
315
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,560
She could have stopped it.
316
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,478
Hey, cool guy,
I heard you were tutoring.
317
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,598
I need some help with my anatomy test.
318
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,438
How much do you charge?
319
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,998
A boy's sexual advances
can drive him to rage.
320
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,878
-Hands off, creep.
-See what I mean?
321
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,998
-She could have stopped it.
-Hey, that's inappropriate.
322
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,558
She could have stopped it.
323
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,158
You know, and another thing about me...
324
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,438
-Hey!
-They should be castrated.
325
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,400
-Okay.
-She could have stopped it.
326
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:06,118
I can't believe I didn't get killed
this year. I hate this.
327
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,758
In Heaven I bet they don't assume
everyone eats peanut butter
328
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,358
with sugar in it.
329
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,998
I mean, I don't get why somebody
who wanted to kill people
330
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,118
wouldn't just wait until everybody
was together, right?
331
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,798
I mean, yeah, you'd save yourself
a lot of running around
332
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,438
if you waited for an assembly
or something.
333
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,920
Or a prom.
334
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,038
-Can you imagine?
-That would be so gnarly, like,
335
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,760
blood and corsages everywhere.
336
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,918
"I was never that kind of girl
who was into fairytales."
337
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,998
Internalized misogyny, of course.
338
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,678
Nothing about me, boring.
339
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,478
Nothing about me, boring.
340
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,758
Nothing about me, boring.
341
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,120
Heather, listen to this.
342
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,278
"Heather Duke asked me to double
with her and Kurt tonight,
343
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,478
and honestly, I think I might do it.
344
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,598
Even though the very thought of it
makes me feel like
345
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,880
I'm getting a triple root canal."
346
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,960
Listen to this.
347
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,718
"Heather Chandler told me that
in order to be irreplaceable
348
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,638
one must always be different.
349
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,798
I told her that's a Coco Chanel quote,
350
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,318
and then she told me to stop being
such a basic cable bitch."
351
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,678
God, Veronica. Of course, your journal's
just full of quotes by me.
352
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,398
-Plagiarist.
-She's obsessed with us.
353
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,080
Of course, she is, Heather. We're the
only thing that makes her interesting.
354
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,720
-Heather?
-Yes, Heather?
355
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,078
"I couldn't take it anymore.
356
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,558
I swung my mallet into her temple,
357
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,080
and I heard her head crack open.
358
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,080
It was a moment before the blood started
from the part in her hair."
359
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,720
Veronica, you're the Croquet Killer?
360
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,438
Oh, my God.
She even saved a lock of her hair.
361
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,758
-This is shocking.
-I know. Lucy was rich.
362
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,918
Why would she have split ends?
363
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,800
Veronica Sawyer.
364
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,838
Who knew all this time you were
scribbling in your little diary,
365
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,558
you were confessing to murder.
366
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:43,318
And you just like, carried around
the murder evidence at school?
367
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:48,158
-You dumbass.
-All this time you've acted so innocent.
368
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,720
But in reality,
you're a full-blown psycho.
369
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,120
-Maybe I am.
-You're not gonna deny it?
370
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,760
We'll crucify you.
371
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,758
Why should I, Heather?
372
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,040
It's the truth.
And now you know.
373
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,878
So, go ahead.
374
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,038
Expose me.
375
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,600
Ruin me. Send me to jail.
376
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,040
I don't even care anymore.
377
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,438
Don't be so dramatic, Veronica.
You're not going to jail.
378
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,398
What are you talking about?
She's dangerous.
379
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,118
She tried to kill me too.
380
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,398
Yeah, well, you were probably
being a mega-bitch.
381
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,800
Veronica Sawyer.
382
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,760
You literally got away with murder.
383
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,478
All this time I thought you were
a total home phone,
384
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,560
but it turns out you were really just.
385
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,998
How do you feel about being in
the Thoughts and Prayers Room?
386
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,518
This sucks.
387
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,918
Heaven sounds so sick.
388
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,358
All my friends are in Heaven
and I just want to join them.
389
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,198
This drill sucks every year.
390
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,638
I hear in Heaven you can eat
as much as you want.
391
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,798
I want to die.
392
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,638
But I want to die every day, so...
393
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,198
Honestly, if I can't wear
this trench coat
394
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,438
and these glasses every day,
I don't want to be alive.
395
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,080
All I wanted was
to be with Ram in Heaven.
396
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,638
It's not fair.
397
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,960
All the cool kids are in Heaven
and we're stuck here.
398
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,038
So you don't care that Veronica
killed people.
399
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,998
Calm down, Heather. We all kill people.
400
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,800
No, we don't.
401
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,600
You killed Heather McNamara.
402
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,478
Excuse me?
403
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,878
Heather would still be alive if you
hadn't julienned her at the roller rink.
404
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,238
There, I said it.
405
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,438
You must be confused, Heather.
406
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,478
Didn't you post the pic
of her and Mr. Waters
407
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,958
that started her downward spiral?
408
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,478
Actually, I'm not quite sure.
409
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,278
I wasn't alive at that time.
410
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,398
Maybe you both did it.
411
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,920
Maybe you did it, Veronica.
412
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,998
Yeah, you and Edward Sullen probably
followed her into the bathroom
413
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,318
and slit her wrists for her.
414
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,800
Maybe I did.
415
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,798
Or maybe no one did.
Maybe everybody did.
416
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:10,798
Maybe we all kill people
every single day.
417
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,798
Our cars just poison the air,
we keep driving them.
418
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,318
Our clothes enslave people
but we keep buying them.
419
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,518
Our trash is filling the ocean,
our burgers waste water,
420
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,280
blah, blah, blah.
421
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,160
-Wow.
-Wow.
422
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,038
-JD didn't ask you to prom, did he?
-Exactly what I was thinking.
423
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,878
What does that have to do with anything?
424
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,560
So he didn't?
425
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,358
JD thinks prom is slavery.
426
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,678
Oh, my God,
he is such a clove cigarette.
427
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,320
You know what?
428
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,598
We should go to prom together.
429
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,278
I can't.
You guys are gonna tell on me,
430
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,838
and then I'm gonna spend my life
in prison.
431
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,438
Tell on you?
This isn't daycare, Veronica.
432
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,800
Right, Heather?
433
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,878
While the thought of you trying to
pull off orange delights me to no end...
434
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,680
No, we're not ratting you out.
435
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,480
But why?
436
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,280
Veronica...
437
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,920
there's nothing right about you.
438
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,718
From head to toe,
439
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,198
from stem to stern,
440
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,120
from that obvious wig
to those hammerhead toes.
441
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,080
You're a monster.
442
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,200
But you're my monster.
443
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,200
When will you accept that?
444
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,520
I have.
445
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,920
So then why do we act
like we're enemies?
446
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,238
I mean, she's right.
447
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,278
We should be smart enough to know
that we're not the enemy.
448
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,358
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
449
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,200
The real enemy is ugly people.
450
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,998
Guys, let's do that thing where people
451
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,800
wrap their arms around each other
for comfort.
452
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,878
You know what?
453
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,958
You guys are right.
454
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,638
We should go to prom together.
455
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,238
-I don't need JD to have a good time.
-No.
456
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,478
Picture the three of us
walking into prom.
457
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,278
We'll give those nerds shower nozzle
masturbation material for months.
458
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,838
Hell, yes.
459
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,038
Three powerful women.
460
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,158
Three powerful, gorgeous women.
461
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:48,320
Three powerful, gorgeous, equal women.
462
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,278
Exactly. Equal.
463
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,558
Okay,
so here's what we're going to wear.
464
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,598
All in the same dress,
but mine will be gold,
465
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,358
Heather, you'll do silver,
and Veronica, you can be bronze.
466
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,518
The shooter has been neutralized.
467
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,918
First period will begin at 11:35.
468
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,758
Come on.
469
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,560
Let's go to Heaven.
470
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,718
Ms. Fleming, you're the faculty advisor
for prom, correct?
471
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,198
Yes.
472
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,078
-Well, today's your lucky day.
-We are gonna plan everything.
473
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,798
-Ready?
-We want everyone to wear all white.
474
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,878
-Except us.
-We want a photo booth.
475
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,878
And a VIP lounge area over there.
476
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,798
-We'll need to blow that wall out.
-We can't do that.
477
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,038
And we're gonna want drinks over there,
and food there.
478
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,998
-And dessert bar...
-By the water fountain?
479
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,878
Great idea, Veronica.
A dessert bar by the water fountain.
480
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,598
Actually, are you getting this down?
481
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,440
I'm sorry. Yeah.
482
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,438
Hear me out.
483
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,358
What if we covered every surface
with mirrors?
484
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,638
And we could do a water feature
here in the center.
485
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,598
And like a rotating dance floor.
486
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,198
Amazing!
487
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,680
Guys... we're geniuses.
488
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,518
Well.
489
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,598
The great minds that run Westerburg
490
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:47,398
have finally solved the problem
of the violent American teenager.
491
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:52,718
And in just under three hours.
Kudos to them all.
492
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,278
Perhaps tomorrow they'll tackle
global warming over lunch.
493
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,200
Tonight, you got any plans?
494
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,198
Yeah, dress shopping. Sorry.
495
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,118
Heather, Heather and I are gonna
go to prom together.
496
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,238
-Sorry you can't make it.
-Veronica, I--
497
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:10,438
No, I'm not even mad. I actually think
it will be really fun to go with them.
498
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,360
But maybe I'll see you after prom?
499
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,280
I've got plans too.
500
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,360
What matters is the number of lives
we saved today.
501
00:30:23,410 --> 00:30:27,960
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