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??
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Check it out, people.
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The lair of Wraith,
notorious bounty hunter.
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I am Groot.
[Rocket] Got that right, bud.
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I heard he's got some of
the best boom in the galaxy stashed here.
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And since he just got arrested,
it's only a matter of time
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before the wrong folks
loot his hideout.
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Ah, as we
are looting it now.
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Eh, but we're
the right folks, Drax.
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Any weapons we find
go straight to Nova Corps for safekeeping.
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Eh, minus 15 percent
for expenses.
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It doesn't bother you
we haven't encountered any defenses
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in the lair of a villain
who's all about weapons?
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Specifically shape-shifting
weapons.
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Seriously, Rocket?
I mean, did you lead us to the lair
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of Wraith the Bounty Hunter,
or Wraith the Accountant?
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I don't know.
He's supposed to be some type of super-assassin.
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I guess he likes his digs
less super.
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There were weapons.
We're too late.
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The nerve of some people,
clearing out the place before we could!
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Now, in my experience,
people never leave
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the good stuff in plain view.
[clicks]
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Ha-ha!
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Wait. This isn't--
It can't be.
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Tactigon.
What's a Tactigon?
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Oh, it's just one of
the most powerful weapons in the galaxy.
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My personal
Pinnacle of Boom!
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It automatically identifies
the weakness of the enemy of whoever wields it,
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then transforms into the weapon
that'll destroy that enemy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No way your sausage fingers
can evade those lasers.
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Drax the Destroyer
does not evade lasers.
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Lasers evade
Drax the Destroyer.
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I am Groot!
[alarm blaring]
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[beeping]
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[all beeping]
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Definitely not
Wraith the Accountant.
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[Rocket]
Aw, krutack.
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[alarm blaring]
[weapons firing]
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Use the Tactigon!
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It's a blaster.
Just point it and shoot something!
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[grunts]
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[ascending whirring]
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Eat Tactigon!
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[alarm continues blaring]
[yells]
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[grunting]
Okay, I don't think it works.
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Figure it out later.
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[all grunt]
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I'll make a door.
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Groot, open it.
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I am Groot!
[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
[yells]
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[both grunting]
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[Quill]
He cuts back, avoids a tackle!
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Oh, what a move!
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He could go all the way!
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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?? [rock]
Touchdown Guardians!
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[singsongy]
Go, Quill! Go, Quill!
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Our ship has
already touched down. That's not what I--
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Anyway, point is,
we scored, and everything turned out perfectly. Huh?
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[beeping]
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Think again.
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I've put together enough bombs
to know a countdown when I see one.
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Wraith must have booby-trapped
it to self-destruct
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if anyone but him
tried to use it.
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Then I will destroy it.
No!
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This is an Omega-level weapon.
If its power is unleashed--
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It'll take out
half the galaxy.
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So disarm it already.
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[beeping continues]
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[yells]
Ugh!
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Definitely booby-trapped.
[grunts]
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And I can't read the clock,
so I don't know how long we got.
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This thing could detonate
at any time! [yells]
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Time. That's it.
If we can't stop the countdown in the weapon,
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we'll stop time
around the weapon so it'll never explode.
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We'd need a Temporal
Stasis Field to do that. We don't have one.
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No. But I know who does.
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Wanna run that by meone more time, Quill?
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It's really simple, Dey.
We're just gonna swing by Nova Corps HQ
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and drop off this thing that,
you know, could blow up the universe.
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Uh-huh. Nice try, Quill.
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But as you can seefrom my new hairdo,
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I'm very awareof what day it is.
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[laughing]
Oh! Who got you?
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Oh, you should see
the look on your face!
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Uh-huh. Better prankingnext year.
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No. Wait, wait, wait!
We got-- [groans]
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What did Dey mean
by "pranking"?
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It's not important
right now. [beeps]
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Peter Quill, you knowyou're forbidden on Xandar
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during the Feastof the Three Grinning Moons.
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Set foot on this planet
for any reason,
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and you'll be thrown
out of orbit so fast
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your jet boots will spin.
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Am I clear?
[passing gas sound]
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[squeals]
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[laughing]
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Oh, Nova Prime,someone got you so good!
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You should see the look
on your face right now.
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What the flarg is the Feast
of the Three Grinning Moons?
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Yeah. That. Okay. Um...
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So, every year,
Xandar has a festival
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when the planet's moons
all form, well, smiles.
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And to celebrate,
there's a party across the planet
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where everyone pranks
and plays jokes on each other.
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[sighs]
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Back in the day,when I was still a Ravager,
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me and Yondu werethe best there was at pranking.
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[whistles]
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Actually, I taught Yondueverything he knows.
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[laughing]
[laughing]
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Yeah, boyo.
Man!
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So Nova Prime banished you
over a mustache?
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I know, right?
Just a total overreaction.
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[beeping]
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We need Nova's
Temporal Stasis Field
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to stop this thing
from blowing up,
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so you better hope
they're in a forgiving mood.
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Nova Tower Controlto Milano.
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Your landing permithas been suspended.
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Turn away immediately,or you will be fired upon.
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Corpsman, you do not
understand the danger. We are running out of time.
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Can't you give a break
to the guys who saved your entire planet?
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The law is the law, Quill.
[grunts]
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Xandar's defensesnow register your vessel
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as an enemy shipfor the duration of the Feast. [growls]
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I suggest you return
after it's over.
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[Rocket grunting]
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Okay.
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Definitely not
a forgiving mood.
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[Quill on radio]Whoa! Dey, wait!
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Come on.Tell your defensesto cease fire.
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[Dey on radio]See, that's the thingabout automated defenses.
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They're automated.I don't have to tell themto do anything.
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You might wanna takethe hint, Quill.
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We really don'twant you on Xandar
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during the Feastof the Three Grinning Moons.
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Well, too bad, Dey,
'cause this is a Code Double-Secret Emergency,
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which clearly supersedes
your banishing of me.
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That's not a thing, Quill.You just made that up.
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[Quill]I-- Nuh-uh.
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Quill, you're aware
if we blow up,
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so does the Tactigon and,
by extension, half the galaxy?
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I agree. And I propose
a new strategy.
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I will take the controls.
The lasers will evade me.
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You don't get the concept
of lasers, do you?
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[Quill]
So how about a concept of getting past them?
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[Rocket]
No problem. Got a spare ship on ya?
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What are you talking about?
We got five of them.
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Maybe the pods
won't register as enemy ships.
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[Gamora]
They're still shooting at us, Quill.
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[Quill]
But now we're much smaller targets.
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Small enough to get through
the defense grid.
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Ha-ha! We're in!
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Here comes the welcome wagon.
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Drax will welcome them
with much destruction.
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No, no, no, no, no.
This is good.
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If they arrest us,
they have to process us,
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and that means
confiscating the Tactigon
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and sticking it safely
in their Temporal Stasis Field.
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Nice try, Quill,but you're not landing.
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Starblasters, escortthose pods back into orbit.
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Wait. No. Arrest us!
Ple-- Please?
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[sighs]
Fine.
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Let a pro handle this.
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[Dey]Right. That's it.
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Hey!
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I want that guy's
name and badge number!
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And an address
where I can send him a ticking package.
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[laughs]
Yeah. And speaking
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of ticking packages,
we're halfway there.
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Don't worry.
I'll work the Quill charm on whoever's in charge.
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[Dey]
Will you now, Quill?
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Corpsman Dey!
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Hi. I, for one,
am glad to see you.
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Remember that object
I told you we were bringing over that's gonna blow up the galaxy?
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Well, that's it!
It's-- That's the one and only Tactigon!
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[beeping]
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The Tactigon?
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Corpsman,
we need to get this
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into the Temporal Stasis Field
right away!
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Uh, nah. Just kidding.
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[groans]
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Hmm.
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[chuckling]
Seriously, Quill,
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you think we're gonna fall
for that lame gag?
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I expect more from you.
Especially after your last prank.
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[nervous chuckle]
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What, the mustache
on Nova Prime thing?
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You told them that was
the prank that got you banned from the Feast?
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[laughs]
Transport them to their ship in orbit.
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But-- But the Tactigon!
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And make sure they take
that obviously fake Tactigon with them.
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What? No, no, no, no, no!
Wait! Dey, listen!
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Not listening.
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[beeping continues]
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I am Groot!
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Yeah, I can't believe
the galaxy is gonna be destroyed
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because of
some stupid prank neither.
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I believe it.
Quill is involved.
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Quill, confess
the true nature of your prank
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that has caused us
so many complications.
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[sighs]
Fine.
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Every year, the Feastof the Grinning Moons
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crowns a Prankster King.
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Me and Yondu were alwayscompeting for the title,
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and, you know, one ofour pranks got out of hand. [laughing]
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Oh, no.
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[laughing]
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, come on.The Kree Supreme Intelligence
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looked like a big punch bowl.[laughing]
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It's hilarious. They--They did not think so at all.
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Nearly causing
an intergalactic war?
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Yeah, uh,
that'll get you banned.
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I can see now why Nova Corps
believes you are here to prank them again.
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So we'll use it
to our advantage.
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If Rocket
ever gets us out-- I'm out.
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I disabled the locks
a while ago.
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Yeah. I was actually
interested in Quill's story.
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Will you stop wasting time
with the truth and listen up?
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We go back to Nova Corps HQ,
and I prank them, just like they expect.
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So while they chase me around...
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We break in and get Tactigon
into the Temporal Stasis Field.
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Why would all the Nova Corps
chase just one man?
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Oh, I'm not just one man.
I'm the Prankster King.
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?? [Steppenwolf's"Born to Be Wild"]
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I'm gonna hit
the ladies' room.
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[gasps]
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[cluck]
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[grunts]
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That was quick. Wha--
[cluck]
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[cluck]
[groans]
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? Get your motor runnin' ?
Do you always carry such
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curious weaponry
on your person? [cluck]
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I am the Prankster King.
? Lookin' for adventure ?
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? And whatever comes our way ?
242
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,766
? Yeah, darlin',go make it happen ?
243
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,969
? Take the worldin a love embrace ? [Quill yelling]
244
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,705
? Fire all of your gunsat once ? Huh?
245
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:56,708
? And explode into space ?
[whimpers]
246
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,711
Huh?
[cluck]
247
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:03,114
? Heavy metal thunder ?
[groans]
248
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,751
I am Groot.
? Racin' with the wind ?
249
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,821
For pranking! For glory!
? And the feelin'that I'm under ?
250
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,258
[clucking]
? Yeah, darlin',go make it happen ?
251
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,560
[beeping]
Quill...
252
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,428
All units, he's back!
253
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,864
[alarm blaring]
Repeat:the Prankster King is back!
254
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,771
Yoo-hoo!
255
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,240
Neener-neener!
256
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,277
Oh, that's right.
Uh-huh, that's right.
257
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,480
I T.P.'d your Starblaster.
What are you gonna do about it?
258
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:39,284
What are you gonna do?
Oh, look! Another Starblaster! [yelling]
259
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:42,520
Whatever shall I do
with all this toilet paper?
260
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,990
[alarm continues blaring]
261
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,927
[clattering]
262
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,596
I'm picking up
an unidentified blockage in Air Shaft 7-B.
263
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,365
Moving to investigate.
[Dey]Negative that, Corpsman.
264
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,868
We have exploding toiletson Level One-Niner.
265
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,270
All units deploy, stat!
266
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,009
These guys really
got it in for Quill. I like 'em.
267
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,111
[alarm continues blaring]
[Corpsman] Hey! Stop right there!
268
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,847
[yells]
269
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,884
[both grunt]
270
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,686
[laughing]
271
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,222
Oh, you should see
the look on your face--
272
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,191
[yelling]
273
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,361
I'm gonna put you
where you can't make any more trouble.
274
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,966
You took us
to the prisoner level?
275
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,502
Relax.
276
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:35,406
This terminal should give us
an idea where they keep the Temporal thingamajig.
277
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,408
[keyboard clacking]
278
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,812
Wraith! What are
you doing here?
279
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:44,249
He was arrested.
That is why we were able to loot his hide-- [groans]
280
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:49,254
Slipped out of my cell
while the guards were chasing some fool prankster.
281
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,756
Question is,
what are you doing here?
282
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:56,661
You gotta believe me.We stole that crazy weaponfrom Wraith's hideout!
283
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:01,232
I heard a rumor
somebody looted my lair.
284
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,401
Now I know who.
285
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,236
So what are you
gonna do about it?
286
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,238
We're armed. You ain't.
287
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,308
Hit the armory
before I came here.
288
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,611
Now I'm gonna hit you.
289
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:20,351
I am Groot!
290
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,855
[cries out]
I am Groot.
291
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:26,291
It'll grow back!
Which beats burnin' to a crisp!
292
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,927
[yells, grunts]
Wait! Drax, that's the main console!
293
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:32,196
[grunts, yells]
294
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,465
[yells, grunts]
295
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,269
Was it important?
296
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,438
[Rocket]
Only if you want the other inmates locked up.
297
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,106
[yells]
298
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,107
[grunts]
299
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,475
[groans]
300
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,945
Now, you're gonna tell me
where you hid
301
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,080
the weapons
you stole from me.
302
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,916
You want weapons?
I'll show ya weapons!
303
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,284
[yells]
304
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,488
[yelling]
305
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,991
[grunts]
You gotta believe me, Dey.
306
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,926
[grunts]
[beeps]
307
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,062
I'm not pranking you!
Whoa!
308
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,566
Uh-huh.
309
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,402
[grunting]
310
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,639
And it looks like I'm gonna
get a chance to prove it.
311
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,574
Hiya, boyo.
312
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,177
[both laughing]
313
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,611
[cocks weapon]
314
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,414
[grunts]
315
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,917
Aah!
Thanks.
316
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:29,420
[Ravagers groaning]
Sure. Can I have my weapon back?
317
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,488
[grunts]
318
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,926
Timed that perfect--
[cries out]
319
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:37,328
They hate it
when you tap on the glass.
320
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:41,332
Prisoners of Cellblock 261,
return to your enclosures immediately.
321
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,936
And why would we do that?
322
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:47,672
When we outnumber you?
323
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,440
[growling]
324
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,142
[yells]
[grunts]
325
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,744
Whoa. Dey!
326
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,514
[yells, grunts]
327
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,354
This jailbreak
another prank, Quill? 'Cause I'm not laughing.
328
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,623
I had nothing to do with it,
I swear.
329
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,358
[Rocket]
Uh, guys?
330
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,160
We got more
pressing matters.
331
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,329
[beeping]
332
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,331
Oh, brilliant.
You guys found Wraith
333
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,366
and asked him how to disable
the Tactigon, right?
334
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,703
Actually,
we never had the chance to obtain that information.
335
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,006
Wait. Are you saying
the Tactigon is real?
336
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,741
Please, just trust me.
337
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,810
Get this thing
in the Temporal Stasis Field.
338
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,845
[sighs]
339
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:31,182
I'll do it.
If and only if
340
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,351
you apologize
for your last big prank.
341
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:37,188
The one that got you
banned for life from Xandar during the Feast.
342
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,058
The one that got you
named "Prankster King."
343
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:43,027
Let me guess.
It wasn't when you turned
344
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,530
the Supreme Intelligence's tank
into a punch bowl.
345
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:49,167
[sighs]
Okay. Look, it was a few years back
346
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,569
at the Feast
of the Four Grinning Moons...
347
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,772
[chattering]
[Gamora]Wait. Four grinning moons?
348
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,176
[Quill] So, anyway,I thought, wouldn't it be greatif we could celebrate
349
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,311
[citizens gasp]
the Feast of the Grinning Moonsevery day?
350
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:09,187
[gasping, murmuring]
351
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,589
And now for the finale.
[beeps]
352
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,428
[gasping, exclaiming]
353
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,533
[exclaiming continues]
Okay, that's bad.
354
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,871
[laughing]
355
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,907
You blew up the...
[laughing]
356
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:34,412
So-- So--
So you actually blew up the fourth moon!
357
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,547
[hysterical laughter]
358
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,284
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm really, really,
359
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,487
really, really, really,
really, really sorry.
360
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,156
Okay, Quill.
I believe you now.
361
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:48,659
And I believe this thing's
about to blow, [beeping]
362
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,762
along with Xandar
and half the krutackin' galaxy!
363
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,966
I just hope we can freeze it
in the time loop before it's too late.
364
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,568
Stasis Field's in the vault!
Go!
365
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:06,477
Now, you're gonna tell me
where you hid the weapons you stole from me.
366
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,646
Wraith! Just the guy
we're looking for!
367
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,681
Quick, tell us how
to shut down the Tactigon.
368
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,251
No idea what
you're talking about.
369
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,652
[all grunt]
370
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,687
I am Groot.
371
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,257
[cries out]
372
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,726
I am Groot!
373
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:26,097
Seriously? Tactigon?
374
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:29,534
Omega-level weapon
that can wipe out the galaxy? Any of this ringing a bell?
375
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,002
[beeping continues]
376
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,804
[grunting]
377
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,206
[groans]
378
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,609
Aah!
[grunts] [Drax grunts]
379
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,512
Shut down the Tactigon,
or I shut you down!
380
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,214
[yells]
381
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,683
[grunts]
[yells, grunts]
382
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,356
All right, Wraith.
Time to cool off.
383
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,629
Uh, Quill, how is he
supposed to stop the countdown
384
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,032
from inside an ice cube?
385
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,500
Oh, right.
386
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,835
[beeping continues]
387
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:08,172
[alarm sounding]
Oh, man! Right on the one-yard line!
388
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,373
[passing gas sound]
389
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,745
[citizens clamoring]
390
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,717
[coughing]
391
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,988
[crying out]
[citizens groaning]
392
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,329
[Rocket]
Poison gas?
393
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,565
[beeping]
394
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,268
It's not reading
as toxic.
395
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:42,106
Hello, boyo. Happy Feastof the Three Grinning Moons.
396
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:46,210
Hope you liked thatultimate stink-i-fierI planted in Wraith's hideout.
397
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:49,747
Better luck next year,'cause as of now,
398
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,950
I am the Prankster King!
399
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,687
Huh! Okay,
that was pretty good.
400
00:20:56,689 --> 00:21:00,791
What? What--
The smell isn't that bad, assuming you came prepared.
401
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,794
And, as I am still forbidden
to be on Xandar during the Feast,
402
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,564
Corpsman Dey,
you can do your job and kick us off the planet.
403
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:10,468
As you apologized,
I have decided to pardon you, [groaning]
404
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,070
which means you and your crew
are going to stay
405
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,072
and enjoy the sights,
the sounds,
406
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,576
and especially
the smells of the Feast. [groaning continues]
407
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:22,213
[Guardians groaning]
I'll return this after the celebration is over.
408
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,914
Quill, you--
[laughing]
409
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,218
you really oughta see
the look on your face!
410
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,487
[Rocket mock laughs]
Yeah,
411
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,989
especially after
we're done clobbering it!
412
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,292
[sheepish laugh]
413
00:21:34,342 --> 00:21:38,892
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