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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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[Music]
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Howdy, Duncans.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Beau.
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- Morning, Sweetie.
- Hi.
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We got a big day ahead of us, little B.
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I'm looking forward to it, big B.
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Oh. Good. They have nicknames.
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Yeah, I guess we should get going.
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Taking down a hornet's nest today.
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Ooh.
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So that's the excitement
I feel in the air.
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Oh, hey. Got a surprise for you.
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I am gonna let you hold the fogger.
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Permission to hug you, Sir.
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Oh, bring it in, little B.
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- All right. We'll see you guys.
- See you girls.
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See ya.
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I think your father
really likes this one.
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I know.
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It concerns me.
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Well, I should probably get to school.
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All right. Have a good day, little T.
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You too, big A.
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[Rock music playing]
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and Dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there,
baby, there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love
who you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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[Music]
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[Sighs]
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Emmett, we gotta pay our rent.
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Again?
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What is that, like every month now?
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- Yeah.
- But I don't have the money right now.
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Well, that is very irresponsible.
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Especially since I don't either.
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- Well, what are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
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But if we can't pay the
rent on this place we're
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gonna have to move back
home with our parents.
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Well maybe you can, but
that's not an option for me.
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Why not?
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My parents moved and
they won't tell me where.
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- Well, what if you want to see them?
- Oh, we meet at a neutral location.
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But I have to leave first so
that way I can't follow them.
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Well, if we're having trouble paying
the rent, maybe we could get a roommate.
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You mean like somebody
else that would live here?
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That's what a roommate is, yes.
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Well, that's a great idea.
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That way we'd each only have
to pay one third of the rent.
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Wait, did I do that math right?
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- Like I'd know.
- [Chuckles]
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[Video game sounds]
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- Oh, watch out for that cyborg.
- I see him.
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- [Explosion]
- Got him.
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You are ruthless. I love it.
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- I get it from my Grandma.
- I still love it.
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[Sighs]
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Hey, kids.
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Something wrong, Mrs. Duncan?
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Oh, here we go.
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Well... since you asked.
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See, I'm a local television personality.
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I appear on "Good Morning Denver".
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And the flood gates are open.
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But they haven't had me on lately,
and it is really getting me down.
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Is it over for me?
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While I still have so much left to give?
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You know, that's a really good question.
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Maybe Dad knows the answer to that.
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Dad! Here comes Mom.
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Yeah yeah yeah. It's all
about the Green Grocer.
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He's the flavor of the month.
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I think he just got lucky with that
"eat a zucchini, wear a bikini" line.
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Oh, my Grandma saw that segment.
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And then she bought some zucchini.
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She's not thinking of...
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A bikini? Oh, I don't think so.
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Stay on top of that.
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I actually have a segment
coming on tomorrow.
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It's my first one in weeks.
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But will it be my last?
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Dad, these questions
from Mom are piling up!
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Oh well.
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If it is my last, I guess the good news
is I get to spend more time with my kids.
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What's your segment about?
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Okay.
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It's about entertaining the little ones
and also getting your housework done.
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What I do is I fold towels
into whimsical animal shapes.
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A lot of it is visual.
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- Here, want me to show you?
- Sure.
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Okay, great. I just
made one. You'll love it.
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What is wrong with you? I thought
you said you were ruthless.
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With cyborgs.
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- This is your Mom.
- What's the difference?
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Ba-bam!
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It's a swan!
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Do you want me to show you how?
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Come on, guys. I've got a basket
full of towels and nothing but time.
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- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
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Teddy, the most amazing
thing happened today.
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I saw my first camel cricket.
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You know, this kid is a natural.
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I thought it was a cave cricket.
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Wow. Well, I hope you turned to my Dad
and gave him a big old "in your face!"
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Yeah, we don't do that. We're a team.
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Oh.
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Well, unless we're getting
attacked by a skunk.
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Then you're on your own. [Grunts]
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A great exterminator and
a great sense of humor.
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Oh, stop.
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Beau, honey, you got the job.
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You can stop kissing up and start
making fun of him like the rest of us.
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What do you mean?
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It's just, you don't
have to pretend to be
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fascinated with all of
this exterminator stuff.
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But I really am fascinated.
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I could see myself
doing this as a career.
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Seriously?
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Yeah. Um... today I was
in the crawlspace, right?
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- And I found this big old spider...
- Beau Beau...
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As my Mom always says, what happens
under the house stays under the house.
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- All right. Well, I'd better go.
- Okay.
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I need to get home and get showered.
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That stuff we were using
today is highly toxic.
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Could you have maybe told
me that before the hug?
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Yeah, you're probably
gonna have to shower too.
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Sorry, Sweetie.
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- Hey. Where's Beau?
- Oh, he just left.
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Without saying good-bye?
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Dad, you'll see him again tomorrow...
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In some disgusting little enclosure.
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I'm telling you. That
Beau is a great kid.
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And who knows.
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You two stick together, I could see
passing the business down to him some day.
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Dad, we haven't been
dating for that long.
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I know. It's just...
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This one feels special.
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So I have an engineering degree.
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Now I'm working on my
masters in astrophysics.
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Well, that's all well and good, Brian,
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but we have a pretty strict
screening process here.
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So let me ask you the big question.
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Do you have...
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$167?
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Yes.
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Okay. Follow-up question.
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Will you have $167 this time next month?
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- Yes.
- I think we have all we need.
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I'm neat, I'm quiet.
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And how do you feel about roommates
who are neither neat nor quiet?
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That's fine. I just
need a place to live.
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And did we ask you
about the $167 already?
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A few times, yes.
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Okay, Andy. Thanks for coming over.
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- We'll get back to you real soon.
- Great.
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Well, seems to me the choice is
obvious. I'd say it's a no-brainer.
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- I agree. Good job, roomie.
- All right.
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It's gonna be nice
having a new roommate.
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One more guy to help with chores.
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- One more guy to help with shopping.
- And the best part is...
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We can finally realize our dream.
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Both: The human pyramid.
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Okay, how does this sound?
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"Dear station manager Mama Bird's recent
segment on towel animals was towel-rific".
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What are you doing?
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We're writing letters to "Good Morning
Denver" so they'll keep mommy on TV,
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and most importantly away from us.
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What's a letter?
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It's an expensive way
to slowly send an e-mail.
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Okay. We have 10 letters.
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Okay. Let's get these things in the mail
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so they'll arrive the day
after Mom's story airs.
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Amy: Charlie, I'm
ready to play dress-up.
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[Sighs] Coming.
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This better work.
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Oh.
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Beau Jr.
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You eat just like grandpa Bob.
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And you have just as many teeth.
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Yeah.
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- Hey, darling.
- Hi, honey.
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And baby boy.
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You know, there's nothing
I'd rather see after a
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long day of killing bugs
than my beautiful bride.
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Oh, you're cooking.
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Yeah. Isn't it funny
how life turned out?
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I cook like my Mom, and
you work like my Dad.
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But other than that, me and
him are pretty different.
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You lose more hair today?
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Yeah.
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But more came in on my back.
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Oh. That's nice.
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You won't believe what
happened at work today.
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Is this gonna be a bug story?
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Yeah, it starts out as one, but
then a feral cat comes into it.
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I'm getting ahead of myself.
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Oh, honey, take your time.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Ever.
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There I was in the Johnson's crawlspace.
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Ordinary Tuesday...
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Or so I thought.
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Yeah. Until I saw the sawdust.
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That always means termites.
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Well, almost always.
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[Shouts]
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[Music]
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Man, I don't think the place
has ever been this clean before.
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Yeah, that was a rough 15 minutes.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Ah. That must be our new roommate.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
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Uh, what's Andy doing here?
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- He's our new roommate.
- No, he's not. Brian's our new roommate.
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- Hey.
- I don't think so.
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Guys, come on in.
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We're gonna have a quick
discussion out in the hallway.
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- Not about you.
- Oh.
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A little about you.
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I thought you said
this was a no-brainer.
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Yeah, to pick the short guy. He's
the perfect top for the pyramid.
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The pyramid will be
higher with the tall guy.
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Maybe we shouldn't have based
everything on the pyramid.
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I can't believe this is the first
time I've been on TV in weeks.
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It's not right, Mom.
It's just not right.
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Okay. Here we go.
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[Music playing]
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Rhonda: Good Morning, Denver.
And good morning, Phil.
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Phil: It's always a good morning
when I'm with you, Rhonda.
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I've got to say, I like Phil and Rhonda.
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Behind the scenes, those
two can't stand each other.
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No!
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Yes.
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Gabe, Phil and Rhonda
used to be a couple.
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That is until Rhonda decided to
give the Green Grocer a squeeze.
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Phil: We're getting word
now of some breaking news.
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Let's go live to I-70,
where our news chopper
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is following a high
speed police pursuit.
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What? No, we want to see Mom!
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Gabe. Honey, relax.
252
00:12:52,574 --> 00:12:54,366
It's okay. I'm on towards the end.
253
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:58,216
As long as this doesn't go
on too long, we'll be fine.
254
00:12:58,217 --> 00:13:02,265
Phil: This is now becoming one of the
longest car chases in Denver history.
255
00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:04,262
Oh. This is bad.
256
00:13:04,263 --> 00:13:06,418
This is really really bad.
257
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,798
What's wrong?
258
00:13:07,799 --> 00:13:10,306
Well, tomorrow the station's
gonna get a bunch of letters
259
00:13:10,307 --> 00:13:13,651
saying how much they loved
Mom's story which isn't on.
260
00:13:13,652 --> 00:13:14,986
This is bad.
261
00:13:14,987 --> 00:13:17,927
This is really bad.
262
00:13:20,338 --> 00:13:22,059
Is this chase still on?
263
00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,994
Yes. Somebody!
264
00:13:23,995 --> 00:13:25,894
Pull him over, flatten his tires.
265
00:13:25,895 --> 00:13:28,639
We want to see towel animals!
266
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,068
Gabe, honey, it's okay.
267
00:13:31,069 --> 00:13:32,620
We'll get through this.
268
00:13:32,621 --> 00:13:35,548
If they don't put my segment on
today, they'll put it on another day.
269
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,851
No, it has to be today.
270
00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:41,168
Phil: Looks like he's pulling
over, and he's putting his hands up.
271
00:13:41,169 --> 00:13:43,539
Guess this chase has
come to a peaceful ending.
272
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,489
Yes. Finally.
273
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:48,293
Rhonda: Well, we have
time for one more segment.
274
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,780
And we saved the best for last.
275
00:13:50,781 --> 00:13:54,175
So let's hear from everybody's
favorite, the Green Grocer.
276
00:13:54,176 --> 00:13:57,056
Both: Oh, come on!
277
00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:01,261
[Doorbell rings]
278
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,681
- Hey, darling.
- Hey.
279
00:14:05,682 --> 00:14:07,508
- How are you?
- Uh...
280
00:14:07,509 --> 00:14:11,441
I'm okay, I guess. I
had this crazy dream.
281
00:14:11,442 --> 00:14:13,978
It was the future, and
we were living here.
282
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:19,879
You inherited my Dad's business and you
were telling these crazy bug stories.
283
00:14:20,334 --> 00:14:21,961
That's funny.
284
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,842
And you were bald.
285
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:29,033
That's not funny.
286
00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:31,717
Listen, can we sit?
287
00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:33,552
I got something I need
to talk to you about.
288
00:14:33,553 --> 00:14:35,473
Yeah.
289
00:14:38,081 --> 00:14:39,892
What's going on?
290
00:14:39,893 --> 00:14:41,163
[Sighs]
291
00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:42,561
Ralph Hughes died.
292
00:14:42,562 --> 00:14:44,564
Oh no.
293
00:14:44,565 --> 00:14:47,505
Who's Ralph Hughes?
294
00:14:47,894 --> 00:14:50,474
I don't know.
295
00:14:51,018 --> 00:14:55,741
Well, I'm really glad
we sat down for this.
296
00:14:55,742 --> 00:14:58,315
No, I mean I just never met him.
297
00:14:58,316 --> 00:15:01,966
He was the exterminator
back home in Hollow Rock.
298
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:07,758
Which means there's a job opening for an
exterminator and it's mine if I want it.
299
00:15:07,759 --> 00:15:09,559
Oh.
300
00:15:09,761 --> 00:15:11,803
My Grandma called.
301
00:15:11,804 --> 00:15:13,506
She said if I take
this job and come home,
302
00:15:13,507 --> 00:15:16,874
she'll pay for me to
go to college at night.
303
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:22,515
So what are you saying? Are
you going back to Tennessee?
304
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:27,952
I don't know how I can turn this down.
305
00:15:27,953 --> 00:15:32,099
Look, I didn't want
to say anything but...
306
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,400
I've been real homesick.
307
00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:40,288
I like working for
your Dad and all but...
308
00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:41,786
Teddy...
309
00:15:41,787 --> 00:15:46,691
The only thing that would
keep me in Denver is you.
310
00:15:46,692 --> 00:15:49,152
Look, Beau...
311
00:15:50,043 --> 00:15:51,009
[Chuckles]
312
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:54,490
I don't want you to go...
313
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,480
[Sighs]
314
00:15:56,481 --> 00:16:00,741
But I'm not gonna stand in your way.
315
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,955
So...
316
00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:05,632
This is good-bye?
317
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:08,453
Yeah, I guess so.
318
00:16:09,997 --> 00:16:13,375
You're a special girl, Teddy.
319
00:16:13,376 --> 00:16:15,329
I'm gonna miss you a ton.
320
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:18,630
I'm gonna miss you too.
321
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,160
Hey, guys.
322
00:16:28,527 --> 00:16:30,170
Why the sad faces?
323
00:16:30,171 --> 00:16:33,471
Now comes the hard part.
324
00:16:38,659 --> 00:16:41,899
- [Bell dings]
- Rotate.
325
00:16:44,813 --> 00:16:47,732
Brian, you heard the ding.
After the ding, we rotate.
326
00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:50,975
- I'm not done eating yet.
- I don't care. Take it to the bathroom.
327
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,838
That's not sanitary.
328
00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:56,608
And the system works.
329
00:16:56,609 --> 00:16:59,577
Hey PJ, you mind trading me some
bathroom time for some chair time?
330
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:02,409
The system is ding, move, ding, move.
331
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:05,427
There are no tack-ons.
332
00:17:05,428 --> 00:17:07,163
- Andy?
- Don't even look at me.
333
00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:08,368
[Bell dings]
334
00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:10,409
Rotate.
335
00:17:11,891 --> 00:17:13,066
Emmett, bathroom.
336
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:15,749
Why? I'm clean, I'm brushed
and I don't have to go.
337
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,466
Not my problem. We have a system.
338
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:20,865
The system's stupid. I've seen
the beginnings of three shows.
339
00:17:20,866 --> 00:17:23,876
I don't know how any of them end.
340
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,337
Who's squeezing the toothpaste
tube from the middle?
341
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:31,558
I wasted half my bathroom
time trying to fix this.
342
00:17:32,174 --> 00:17:34,880
PJ, can I talk to you
in the hallway please?
343
00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:35,947
Sure.
344
00:17:35,948 --> 00:17:39,556
You guys keep moving on the
dings, okay? We'll catch up.
345
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:42,797
- [Bell dings]
- Rotate.
346
00:17:43,178 --> 00:17:45,572
- This isn't working.
- Yeah, you're right.
347
00:17:45,573 --> 00:17:46,831
We have to get rid of somebody.
348
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,958
- I pick Brian.
- I pick Andy.
349
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:50,202
Re-vote.
350
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,696
- Brian.
- Andy.
351
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,351
- Re-vote.
- No, man.
352
00:17:54,352 --> 00:17:56,868
As I see it, there's only one
possible way to solve this.
353
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,513
We're out of here.
354
00:17:58,514 --> 00:18:02,381
Yeah. We're getting our own place.
355
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,022
Well, two ways.
356
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:10,234
- I know it's hard right now...
- [Whimpers]
357
00:18:10,235 --> 00:18:14,435
But there will be other exterminators.
358
00:18:14,654 --> 00:18:16,278
No.
359
00:18:16,279 --> 00:18:18,859
Not like Beau.
360
00:18:19,955 --> 00:18:22,595
He was special.
361
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,930
You'll be okay, I promise.
362
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:28,991
You don't understand.
363
00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:32,172
Nobody understands.
364
00:18:32,173 --> 00:18:33,905
[Sniffles]
365
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:37,326
I thought he was the one.
366
00:18:37,977 --> 00:18:42,191
Well, this doesn't have
to be good-bye forever.
367
00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:45,252
You could video chat.
368
00:18:45,571 --> 00:18:49,291
I don't know how to do that.
369
00:18:50,079 --> 00:18:52,288
I'll teach you.
370
00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:54,509
You will?
371
00:18:55,331 --> 00:18:58,151
Of course I will.
372
00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:01,565
Come here.
373
00:19:01,566 --> 00:19:03,546
[Sobs]
374
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,342
Come here.
375
00:19:13,343 --> 00:19:15,203
Why?
376
00:19:16,508 --> 00:19:19,988
I want to give you a hug.
377
00:19:20,685 --> 00:19:24,525
I'm gonna need more information.
378
00:19:24,856 --> 00:19:28,525
Gabe, I just got off the
phone with the station manager.
379
00:19:28,526 --> 00:19:34,426
Yeah, they received a whole bunch of
letters about my segment that never aired.
380
00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:37,667
And I know you wrote them.
381
00:19:37,668 --> 00:19:40,442
- You do?
- Two things tipped me off.
382
00:19:40,443 --> 00:19:43,964
One, you were acting really weird
when you were watching the show.
383
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:48,105
And two, you were watching the show.
384
00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:53,163
- And you're not mad?
- No, honey.
385
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:55,181
Just the opposite.
386
00:19:55,182 --> 00:20:00,053
I can't believe you would go to all that
trouble to help your mommy's TV career.
387
00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:03,714
That's exactly why I did it.
388
00:20:04,362 --> 00:20:06,745
In fact, the station
manager was so impressed
389
00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:10,302
he wants me to do a
segment on our relationship.
390
00:20:10,303 --> 00:20:13,603
He... he wants what now?
391
00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:16,551
It'll be all about how close we are.
392
00:20:16,552 --> 00:20:20,632
I'm gonna call it "my baby Gabey".
393
00:20:22,043 --> 00:20:26,003
We're gonna wear matching outfits.
394
00:20:26,789 --> 00:20:30,619
[Chuckles] Are you for real, Mom? Or are
you just messing with me or something?
395
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:34,820
Why would I mess with my baby Gabey?
396
00:20:34,924 --> 00:20:37,556
Because the real reason
you wrote the letters
397
00:20:37,557 --> 00:20:41,997
was to get me out of the housey wousey?
398
00:20:42,599 --> 00:20:47,759
- Charlie told you?
- She sang like a birdy wordy.
399
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,963
Well, Charlie, Beau
moved back to Tennessee.
400
00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:59,992
And even though he's only been
gone a few days, I already miss him.
401
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:02,530
Of course, not as much as Dad does.
402
00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:04,073
Wow!
403
00:21:04,074 --> 00:21:06,360
A nest full of yellow jackets?!
404
00:21:06,361 --> 00:21:07,877
Whoa!
405
00:21:07,878 --> 00:21:10,878
Good kill, little B.
406
00:21:11,326 --> 00:21:13,635
Beau: Yeah, well, I
learned from the best.
407
00:21:13,636 --> 00:21:15,174
Is Teddy around?
408
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:16,708
Uh, nope.
409
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,729
No, not home yet. Um, hey, listen.
410
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,420
Let me tell you about this
black widow spider I saw today.
411
00:21:23,421 --> 00:21:28,761
She had an egg sack on
her the size of a softball.
412
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,833
Uh...
413
00:21:31,288 --> 00:21:34,781
I guess my advice to you would be...
414
00:21:34,782 --> 00:21:38,334
Date a guy who's afraid
of bugs because if not...
415
00:21:38,335 --> 00:21:39,965
Well...
416
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,846
Good luck, Charlie.
417
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,840
[Music]
418
00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:50,339
[Gruffly] What are you supposed to be?
419
00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:53,071
A towel lobster, obviously.
420
00:21:53,072 --> 00:21:55,317
Huh! I'm not getting that.
421
00:21:55,318 --> 00:21:57,718
Crab, maybe.
422
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,134
Well, what are you supposed to be?
423
00:22:00,135 --> 00:22:02,892
I'm obviously a towel elephant.
424
00:22:02,893 --> 00:22:05,681
And a pretty good one.
425
00:22:05,682 --> 00:22:07,050
Really?
426
00:22:07,051 --> 00:22:10,471
I'm getting more anteater.
427
00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:12,789
Could you guys keep it down?
428
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,604
Who are you supposed to be?
429
00:22:14,605 --> 00:22:16,765
A towel.
430
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:20,761
And proud of it. I don't need
all the bells and whistles.
431
00:22:20,762 --> 00:22:26,042
Hear that kids? It's okay
to just be who you are.
432
00:22:27,332 --> 00:22:29,464
[Exhales]
433
00:22:29,465 --> 00:22:32,165
[Towel screaming]
434
00:22:36,292 --> 00:22:39,128
How do you like who you are now?
435
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