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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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[Music]
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Now, don't forget, everyone,
Wednesday night is Teddy's birthday
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and we're gonna have cake and ice cream.
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- Woo-whoo!
- Yay!
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Yay.
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Oh, man, I never know what to get you.
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Just get me a gift card.
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Oh, gift cards... when you care
enough to do the very least.
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18, huh?
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You know, in some cultures, this is when
you'd stop being supported by your parents.
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Then how do they get their
money? From their grandparents?
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Oh, by the way, dad, I need
20 bucks for Teddy's gift card.
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Oh, me too.
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You know, guys, it's kind
of not special when you're
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telling me how much I'm
getting right in front of me.
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And also, can it be $30?
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Can I have money too, Daddy?
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Oh, they grow up so fast.
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[Rock music playing]
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there,
baby, there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love
who you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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[Doorbell rings]
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- Hi.
- Hey, you.
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Oh, sorry.
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Sorry! Do I still smell like skunk?
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No, it's not that. I just, I haven't
told my dad that we're dating yet.
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And... a little.
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Well, when are you gonna tell him?
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I want to tell the world.
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If I was back home, I'd have your
name on the water tower by now.
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A water tower? That sounds serious.
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Oh, it is.
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Especially if you get
caught by deputy Jim Bob.
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Anyways, when are you gonna tell him?
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- It seems like your dad likes me.
- Well, yeah, I just...
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I don't know. I've never dated
anyone that works for him before.
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That's good news.
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I've seen some pictures of Vern.
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Okay. I'm gonna tell him.
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I just want to make sure that
he's in a good mood when I do it.
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Main menu, billing!
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Bill-ing!
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Billing!
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Now's not that time.
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Gabe Duncan, you are going.
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No, I'm not, and you can't make me.
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Bob, talk to your son.
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If you can't make me go,
what are the odds that he can?
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He refuses to go
clothes shopping with me.
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And what's so bad about it?
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It's embarrassing.
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You're always spinning me
around, tucking things in,
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saying things like, is that
too tight in the crotch?
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Sometimes I say "crotch" just
to see that look on your face.
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If I have to go shopping,
can dad at least take me?
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There, you see, he just wants
to spend time with his old man.
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Don't get a big head. You're
just the lesser of two evils.
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Before turning on your mixers, please make
sure they're on the proper settings or...
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That will happen.
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I'm sorry, Chef.
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As usual, Potty...
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Thank you for being the
"don't" part of our lesson.
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Winnie, what's going on with
him? He's meaner than usual.
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I don't know.
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Class, I have an announcement to make.
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The Wainwright Academy of
Culinary and Kitchen Operations...
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Has been bought out.
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We are now owned by the
Sakashimi Institute...
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Of Culinary and Kitchen Operations.
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Therefore, from now on...
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Wacko...
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Will be known as Sicko.
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Oh, maybe that's what's
stressing him out.
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Oh, it's stressing me out too.
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I just finished memorizing Wacko.
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So we're having cake and
stuff on my actual birthday.
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And then on Saturday, Ivy's
throwing me a surprise party.
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If it's a surprise, how
do you know about it?
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She invited me over Saturday
night for a study date...
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And then she giggled.
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So, Spencer, there's something
that I wanted to tell you.
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My dad hired this new...
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- Hi, dad.
- Oh, hey, Ted.
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- Hi, Mr. Duncan.
- Oh, hey, Spence.
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- So you were telling me something?
- Oh, it can wait.
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Bob: Hey. Spencer, you
remember that itch I had?
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The one I kept scratching
in front of you?
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Burned into my brain, Sir.
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Yeah, well, you won't
ever see that again
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because I went to the doctor
and got me some ointment.
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Or was it a salve?
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Amy!
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My butt stuff, what is that called?!
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Talk to you later.
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Charlie, honey, your lunch is ready.
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What's this?
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It's Teddy's birthday present.
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You got her a rock?
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She doesn't have one.
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Well, that's true.
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You know what else Teddy might like?
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A little necklace.
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Like maybe you could make one with
some string, and macaroni, some glitter.
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Sounds like a lot of work.
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I'm sure whatever you
get Teddy she will love.
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Um, also, just so you
know for Mother's Day...
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I already have a rock.
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Amy: Hey. How'd it go at the Mall?
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Fine, yeah.
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Tell her about your shirt.
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[Sighs]
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Dad picked out a shirt for me.
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Tell her what you said about it.
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I said it was cool.
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Don't go crazy about
this. You just didn't fail.
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When we were paying for our stuff...
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The sales clerk said,
that's a nice shirt.
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You must be one of those cool, hip dads.
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Really?
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She said that?
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She said, "nice shirt".
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I kind of made up the rest.
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Did she even say, nice shirt?
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Nope.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Chef, what are you doing here?
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I was in the neighborhood, and I thought
I'd pay a visit to my favorite student.
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Oh, does he live around here?
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It's you.
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- May I come in?
- Sure.
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- And who's this?
- This is my brother, Toby.
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Toby, Chef.
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What a charming little tyke.
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So what can I do for you, Chef?
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What, do I have to want
something to pay you a visit?
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PJ, I see something in you.
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You remind me of a young me.
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Wouldn't that be more
like three young yous?
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[Chuckling]
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Marvelous, because I'm so
large and you're so slight.
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Actually, there is one thing. Um...
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The corporation that I now report to,
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has randomly selected one of my
students to do a teacher evaluation.
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And that student is you.
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An evaluation? That sounds complicated.
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It's simple, really.
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There's a numbering system where
one is poor and five is excellent.
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The important thing to remember
is that five is excellent.
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Got it.
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Do you?
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Let's review. What is excellent?
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- Five.
- Very good.
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Very good would be four.
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- No, I meant you did fine.
- Fine is three, right?
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I'm going to leave now.
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What? A gift card?
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No way!
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Yeah, honey, save it
for the surprise party.
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$15? Gabe, I gave you $20.
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What? The gift-giver
can't get a little taste?
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Open my present.
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Okay.
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Oh! It's heavy.
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Oh.
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It's a rock.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Oh. That must be Beau.
I invited him over.
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Beau? Why?
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Oh, well, you know. Just because...
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He doesn't really know anybody in
town. And he's such a sweet guy.
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No other reason.
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Happy Birthday!
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- Spencer.
- Hey.
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All: Hey, Spencer.
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Hey, everybody.
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Um...
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What a great surprise.
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Um, what are you doing here?
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Come on, you really think I'd miss your
18th birthday, I flew in this morning.
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[Knocks] Hello?
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Beau's here.
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Hey, everybody.
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- Happy Birthday.
- Oh, thanks.
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Who's the guy with the smaller bouquet?
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Who's the guy with the cheaper flowers?
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I guess I should probably
introduce you two...
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Unless there's another option.
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No? Okay. Um...
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Beau, this is Spencer. My ex-boyfriend.
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And, Spencer, this is Beau.
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He works for my dad.
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- How are you?
- Nice to meet you.
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- What's he doing here?
- What's he doing here?
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All right, now before I answer those
questions, let me just remind everybody...
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Especially dad...
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That it's my birthday.
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Happy, happy, happy.
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Here goes.
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Beau and I are dating.
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- You're dating?
- You're dating?!
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Happy Birthday to you.
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Hap...
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What, did you guys forget the words?
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[Music]
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You're dating my employee?
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Wait a minute. Let me rephrase that.
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You're dating my daughter?!
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Okay, now Bob's up to speed.
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Why don't we go have cake in the
kitchen and give these three some space?
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Are you kidding me? This
party just got interesting.
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Kitchen! Now!
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Spencer, I was gonna tell
you about Beau the other day,
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but then my dad walked in and,
well, I just didn't have a chance.
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No problem, Teddy. I'm happy for you.
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- Really?
- Yeah, you're a lucky guy.
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I agree.
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Of course Mr. Duncan's probably
gonna want a follow-up conversation.
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Bob: You got that right.
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- Hey, Kelly.
- Hi, Gabe.
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[Giggles]
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- What are you looking at?
- Your shirt.
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- Oh, do you like it?
- Yeah.
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I have it in red.
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What?
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You're wearing a girl's shirt.
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[Chuckles] No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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Look at the buttons.
They're on the left side.
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So? That doesn't prove anything.
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Okay, Kelly, a mistake has been made.
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But if you have an ounce of
decency, please, I beg you...
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Hey, everybody!
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Gabe Duncan's wearing a girl's shirt.
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[Laughter]
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Gabe: Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay!
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Guys, I don't have to
stand here and take this.
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I should be running.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Spencer, hey.
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- Hey, can we talk for a minute?
- Yeah, sure.
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[Door closes]
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So what's going on?
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[Sighs] Um...
257
00:13:24,881 --> 00:13:27,086
The truth is, uh...
258
00:13:27,087 --> 00:13:30,866
It felt really weird to
see you with another guy.
259
00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:35,137
I thought I'd be okay
with it, but I'm not.
260
00:13:35,138 --> 00:13:37,193
But don't you have a girlfriend?
261
00:13:37,194 --> 00:13:39,706
Oh, we broke up weeks ago.
262
00:13:39,707 --> 00:13:42,615
Teddy, when I saw you with him I...
263
00:13:42,616 --> 00:13:45,389
I realized that I still
have feelings for you.
264
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:47,310
Um...
265
00:13:47,622 --> 00:13:49,266
What are you saying?
266
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:51,104
I think we should get back together.
267
00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:52,604
Ah, Spencer, I...
268
00:13:52,605 --> 00:13:54,541
What, don't you still
have feelings for me?
269
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,723
- Of course I do.
- Then we should be together.
270
00:13:56,724 --> 00:14:00,744
But I also have feelings for Beau.
271
00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:05,153
I saw you first.
272
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:11,280
I don't really think that applies here.
273
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,639
You're just gonna have
to decide, you know?
274
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:17,138
- Who do you want to be with; Me or him?
- Spencer, that's not fair.
275
00:14:17,139 --> 00:14:22,142
You can't just spring this on me and expect
me to make some sort of big decision.
276
00:14:22,143 --> 00:14:25,017
Okay, you're right.
277
00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:27,297
I'm sorry. Just, um...
278
00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:29,555
Think about it. Take
all the time you want.
279
00:14:29,556 --> 00:14:31,724
Thank you.
280
00:14:31,725 --> 00:14:34,785
Have you decided yet?
281
00:14:41,598 --> 00:14:43,569
- Oh, my.
- That bad, huh?
282
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:44,602
Quite the opposite.
283
00:14:44,603 --> 00:14:46,739
Chef, you know the opposite
of bad is good, right?
284
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,840
[Laughs]
285
00:14:49,576 --> 00:14:52,396
There's that wit.
286
00:14:53,864 --> 00:14:55,142
PJ...
287
00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:58,584
This sauce is truly astonishing.
288
00:14:58,585 --> 00:14:59,819
Wow.
289
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:02,320
By the way, how are we
doing with that evaluation?
290
00:15:02,321 --> 00:15:05,103
Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot
it. I'll bring it in tomorrow.
291
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,324
Wonderful.
292
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:11,104
Evaluation? What was that all about?
293
00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:13,566
The people at Sicko
want me to evaluate Chef.
294
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,822
Oh, that's it.
295
00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:19,472
That's why he's being nice to you.
296
00:15:19,473 --> 00:15:21,674
PJ, don't you get it?
297
00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:24,361
Oh, of course. Of course I do.
298
00:15:24,362 --> 00:15:28,859
But if you want to review it for
your own sake, that's fine with me.
299
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:33,653
Chef is being nice to you so
you'll give him a good evaluation.
300
00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:39,095
And until you hand it in,
he'll love everything you do.
301
00:15:39,096 --> 00:15:40,752
There is a simpler explanation.
302
00:15:40,753 --> 00:15:46,093
- What's that?
- Maybe my sauce truly is astonishing.
303
00:15:46,143 --> 00:15:51,063
No, that's not it. What
was your thing again?
304
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:59,790
And then he said he
still has feelings for me.
305
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,520
Oh.
306
00:16:02,808 --> 00:16:08,028
And he wants me to choose
between the two of you.
307
00:16:08,814 --> 00:16:10,614
Oh.
308
00:16:11,107 --> 00:16:13,752
Is that all you're gonna say? Oh?
309
00:16:13,753 --> 00:16:15,449
Um...
310
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,550
Oh, my?
311
00:16:18,717 --> 00:16:21,477
Beau, be serious.
312
00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:25,535
Look, Teddy. Obviously
I want you to choose me.
313
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:29,110
But I get that you and Spencer
have had a long history together.
314
00:16:29,111 --> 00:16:33,090
Whatever you decide, I'll understand.
315
00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:35,591
I just want you to be happy.
316
00:16:35,592 --> 00:16:39,672
Thank you. I really appreciate that.
317
00:16:40,035 --> 00:16:41,376
Although...
318
00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:43,391
I kind of wish this whole
thing had come up before
319
00:16:43,392 --> 00:16:48,432
me and your dad had that
five-hour conversation.
320
00:16:52,085 --> 00:16:54,230
Oh, hey, buddy.
321
00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:55,799
So?
322
00:16:55,800 --> 00:17:00,099
Everyone at school like your new shirt?
323
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,880
Well, yeah, dad. The girls did.
324
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,505
- Ooh, I bet they did.
- Yeah.
325
00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:11,267
That's because it's a girl's shirt!
326
00:17:11,268 --> 00:17:13,115
What? No, it's not.
327
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,970
Yes, it is. Girls are wearing it.
328
00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:19,542
It's not a shirt. It's a top.
329
00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:23,443
You sent me to school in a top.
330
00:17:24,288 --> 00:17:29,113
Oh, man, I must have wandered
into the girls' section.
331
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,627
Oops.
332
00:17:30,628 --> 00:17:32,225
Oops?!
333
00:17:32,226 --> 00:17:35,991
That's all you have to say... is oops?
Dad, everybody laughed. I was humiliated.
334
00:17:35,992 --> 00:17:38,681
All right, all right. All
right, Gabe, Gabe. I'm sorry.
335
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,274
Why do you care so much
about what other people think?
336
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,232
Oh, because I'm in Middle School.
337
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:46,372
That's what we do in Middle School.
338
00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:50,350
Well, someday, you're gonna realize it
doesn't matter what other people think.
339
00:17:50,351 --> 00:17:53,253
If you like a shirt, you
should be proud to wear it.
340
00:17:53,254 --> 00:17:55,175
So you would wear a girl's shirt?
341
00:17:55,176 --> 00:17:58,176
If I liked it, yes.
342
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:03,479
Get your keys. We're going shopping.
343
00:18:07,573 --> 00:18:11,905
So, have you had time to think
about what a great guy I am?
344
00:18:11,906 --> 00:18:14,661
Um, you are a great guy.
345
00:18:14,662 --> 00:18:16,942
And, um...
346
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,682
So I'm not saying that...
347
00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:26,463
It could never work between us.
348
00:18:26,752 --> 00:18:29,032
But, um...
349
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,320
Now is just not the time.
350
00:18:33,327 --> 00:18:35,127
Oh.
351
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:38,265
I mean, you're on the
other side of the country.
352
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:42,886
And I'm going to
college soon. It just...
353
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:46,594
You know? It feels like
we're in different places.
354
00:18:46,595 --> 00:18:47,815
Hmm.
355
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:52,916
Is there anything I can
say to change your mind?
356
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:56,257
No, I don't think so, Spence.
357
00:18:56,258 --> 00:18:59,865
I just really hope this doesn't
change anything between us.
358
00:18:59,866 --> 00:19:01,932
Because our friendship
is so important to me.
359
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,545
I'm sorry, Teddy. I can't.
360
00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:05,883
- You can't what?
- Be friends with you.
361
00:19:05,884 --> 00:19:09,724
- Why?
- Because it's too hard.
362
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:13,910
Teddy, I'm still in love with you.
363
00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:25,271
[Door closes]
364
00:19:28,029 --> 00:19:30,972
Are you okay, Teddy?
365
00:19:30,973 --> 00:19:32,390
Were you listening?
366
00:19:32,391 --> 00:19:34,191
No.
367
00:19:37,631 --> 00:19:41,591
You handled it really well though.
368
00:19:47,422 --> 00:19:51,742
- Morning, Chef.
- Good morning, friend.
369
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,676
I made this quiche last
night. Can I get your opinion?
370
00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:57,197
With pleasure.
371
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,315
Oh, it's so...
372
00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:04,416
Quichey.
373
00:20:06,424 --> 00:20:11,224
It's like my mouth has
been taken to flavor town.
374
00:20:11,225 --> 00:20:12,551
Wrong.
375
00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:14,628
- Excuse me?
- I know it's bad.
376
00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:17,329
My mom made it.
377
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,987
Here is your evaluation.
378
00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:22,722
You can stop being nice to me now.
379
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,609
- All fives?
- Yes, because you're a great teacher.
380
00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,077
When you're being you.
381
00:20:27,078 --> 00:20:31,359
The truth is, Chef, I'd rather have
a mean teacher I can learn from.
382
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:37,260
Than a nice teacher who's only being
nice because he's nice for the sake of...
383
00:20:37,672 --> 00:20:39,587
Let me start over. The truth is, Chef...
384
00:20:39,588 --> 00:20:43,223
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I think
I know what you're trying to say.
385
00:20:43,224 --> 00:20:45,694
You'd prefer it if I told you the truth.
386
00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:47,739
That this quiche is horrid...
387
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:48,968
- Yes. Good.
- Rancid!
388
00:20:48,969 --> 00:20:50,930
Putrid, disgusting, glop!
389
00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:53,016
- Well, that was a little much.
- Get out.
390
00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:55,657
And he's back.
391
00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:02,150
Well, Charlie, I turned 18.
392
00:21:02,151 --> 00:21:03,970
It was a pretty big milestone.
393
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,647
I'm a legal adult. I can vote now.
394
00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:08,405
[Scoffs] Uh, excuse me...
395
00:21:08,406 --> 00:21:10,104
No, you are revealing your ignorance.
396
00:21:10,105 --> 00:21:13,721
You cannot vote until you're 25.
397
00:21:13,722 --> 00:21:16,182
Dad told me.
398
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,295
- Oh.
- Yeah.
399
00:21:18,296 --> 00:21:20,148
You're right. My bad.
400
00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:22,249
I know.
401
00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:25,097
Teddy: Whoa!
402
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:29,281
Dad, what are you wearing?!
403
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:33,288
Something I'm very comfortable in.
404
00:21:33,289 --> 00:21:39,189
And something that I think
expresses my unique flair and style.
405
00:21:39,243 --> 00:21:42,549
Dad agreed to wear it for 24 hours.
406
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:45,787
I know you're trying to embarrass
me, but it ain't gonna work.
407
00:21:45,788 --> 00:21:50,108
You do know it's bowling night, right?
408
00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:53,493
[Sighs] Oh, boy.
409
00:21:55,497 --> 00:22:00,297
Ooh, better wish dad
some good luck, Charlie.
410
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,880
[Music]
411
00:22:05,505 --> 00:22:07,539
Hello, friends. I'm Bob Duncan.
412
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:08,912
And I have a question for you.
413
00:22:08,913 --> 00:22:13,353
How many times has this happened to you?
414
00:22:14,547 --> 00:22:18,267
This itch is driving me crazy!
415
00:22:19,219 --> 00:22:20,639
Well, no more!
416
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,906
Because now science
has given us a solution.
417
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:26,421
Bob's Butt Stuff.
418
00:22:26,422 --> 00:22:28,772
Is it a cream? Is it a salve?
419
00:22:28,773 --> 00:22:30,329
Can you grout your tub with it?
420
00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:34,050
The answer, of course, is yes.
421
00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:39,584
Bob's Butt Stuff, available in the most
embarrassing section of your drugstore.
422
00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:45,485
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