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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Okay, Charlie. Let's go.
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Time for daddy to take you to school.
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Forgetting something, Bob?
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Um... uh, keys, wallet, phone.
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No, I'm good.
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How about your pants?
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You're not taking Charlie
to school in your bathrobe.
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Honey, it's Little Dolphins
Preschool. It's not Buckingham Palace.
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- Go change.
- I haven't showered yet.
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Then I gotta get dressed, take Charlie,
come back, get undressed, shower,
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then get dressed all over again.
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You mean like a regular person?
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Hey, he's planning on taking
a shower. Let's not push it.
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Teddy, you want a ride?
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Yeah, but you can drop
me off a block away.
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Me too.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, honey I'm so glad you're here,
I need you to do something for me.
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Oh! Again?
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You know, for once, I'd like
to just drop off my dirties,
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eat the breakfast you make for me and
leave with my clothes clean and folded.
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I'll pass that on to the staff.
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Okay, look, I need you to take
Toby to the playground later.
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- And you're going too.
- Why me?
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Because your brother has
a bad record with babies.
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( Scoffs )
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- What are you talking about?
- Oh, come on. You lost Charlie.
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Twice.
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You raced Charlie. Twice.
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And those are the things I know about.
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When did I become the responsible one?
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Oh, honey, you didn't.
I'm just out of options.
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What about that staff you mentioned?
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( Rock music playing )
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and Dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby
things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby,
there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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Far enough.
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Well, don't you want
me to come in with you?
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No, thank you.
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Mr. Duncan.
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Hey, teacher Emma!
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It's "Director" now. And it's Emily.
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Oh, wow, look at that. They
even promoted your name.
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- Yeah.
- Well, congratulations, Director Emily.
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Uh... I hate to ask you this.
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But, you do know you're
in a bathrobe, right?
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I was just dropping Charlie off.
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You know what? I'm in, I'm out,
you won't even know I'm here.
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Oh, but I do know you're here.
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And you're in violation
of our dress code.
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You've got a dress code for drop-off?
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And pick-up.
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We have rules here.
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And I expect all parents to follow them.
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Come on!
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Oh! I put four kids
through Little Dolphins.
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How about cutting me a little slack?
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What I'd like to cut you, Mr. Duncan...
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Are some slacks.
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( Doorbell ringing )
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Hey, Kelsey. How was practice?
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Not good. There was this accident,
and one of the girls got hurt.
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Oh, no.
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I'd explain it to you, but
it involves a lot of technical
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cheer leading stuff you
probably wouldn't understand.
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- What happened?
- We dropped her.
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Yeah, she's okay. But now we have to
replace her before our big trip to Oahu.
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Oahu?
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Yeah, it's where the National
Cheerleading Competition is this year.
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Oh, man!
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I love that place. I
went there with my family.
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I'd love to go there without my family.
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Yeah, well, tryouts are later.
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- I could try out.
- Really? That would be awesome!
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Go-o-o-o Teddy!
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Hi, Gabe.
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Hi, Kelsey.
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I didn't know you were a cheerleader.
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- I am. And you know who else might be?
- Hmm?
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I thought you said you
didn't like cheerleaders.
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They were always the
dumbest kids in school.
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No, Gabe.
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I said they're the
funnest kids in school.
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Yeah, we are super fun.
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( Chuckles )
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You know the coach actually tried to
recruit me to The Squad freshman year.
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( Chuckles )
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Why? ( Laughs )
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Isn't it obvious?
Imagine all this in that.
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Now you've ruined it. ( Sighs )
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( Makes whooshing sounds )
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All right, since we have to be here,
can we at least make things interesting?
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- How about a bet?
- I'm listening.
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All right. How about this?
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I bet you can't fit
into this baby swing.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, a cheeseburger says I can.
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- You're on.
- Hold on.
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A cheeseburger with onions.
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- Fine.
- Hold on.
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And mustard.
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- Fine.
- And not just plain old yellow mustard,
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- I'm talking about the kind of mustard...
- Okay, just do it.
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Okay. All right.
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( Grunts )
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Hang on.
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Okay, this is not over.
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I have an idea.
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Let's go!
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Forgetting something?
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I knew that.
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You don't actually think I'd
forget a baby three times, do you?
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Let's take it one bet at a time.
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- Hey, girls.
- Hey, mom.
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Whatcha doing?
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My friend Kelsey sent me this
video of a cheer leading routine.
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I have to learn it for tryouts.
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Really?
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Okay, so I looked through
all of your old yearbooks
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to confirm you were never a cheerleader.
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That's why I'm telling you this.
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Well, honey. You know,
I had to choose...
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Be one of many cheerleaders
or be the mascot.
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There's only one Wammy the Rammy!
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Charlie, honey, have I ever told you
about my years as Wammy the Rammy?
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Coming!
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Mom, I'm kind of
surprised you chose mascot,
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since your face was
hidden under a giant head.
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Mm-hmm. I struggled with that.
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But then I realized that
the head could fall off...
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Twice a performance. ( Chuckles )
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Which became my trademark.
( Clicks tongue )
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Good luck.
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Is she gone?
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All clear, Charlie.
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Okay, Teddy. Here's the routine.
See if you can stay with me.
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( Dance music playing )
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Seven, eight... run, run, run, run.
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Step, turn, step, turn.
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Run, run, run, run.
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Step, turn, step, turn.
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Step, step, hip, cross.
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Open, cross, down, up.
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Go Rams!
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( Exhales )
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And that's all there is to it.
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Piece of cake.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to the Mall to
get some things for Oahu.
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That's right, Charlie. Your
sister's going to Hawaii!
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( Chanting ) Hey hey! Hoot hoot!
I'm off to buy a bathing suit.
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Hey hey, hoot hoot...
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Woo!
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Now, here's where it get complicated.
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( Up-tempo music playing )
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Uh-oh.
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( Scoffs, chuckles )
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Huh!
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Okay, what's with the huh-ing?
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Oh, Director Emily had a little
problem with my robe this morning.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Bob. I should have
said something before you left.
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Look, according to the
Little Dolphins handbook...
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"When dropping off children, pajamas,"
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"lounge-wear and
sleepwear of any kind"...
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"Are strictly prohibited".
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It's no big deal, Bob,
okay? Just let it go.
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Oh, just let it go. Just like that.
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Yeah, just like that.
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All right, all right. All
right, I'll... I'll let it go.
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I'm letting it go. Look.
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( Whispering ) It's gone.
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Good.
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( Scoffs ) Oh-ho, no.
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( Grumbling )
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You really wanna win
this bet, don't you?
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It is now a question of honor.
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You're buttering your legs
to fit into a baby swing.
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Honor comes in many flavors.
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Okay.
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( Grunts )
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Uh-huh.
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Ah, yes!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yup. Oh!
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And I'm stuck.
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Stuck?
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- Are you sure?
- Yup yup, I'm sure.
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Okay, well, I... I guess I
should probably do something.
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- How about this?
- What?
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- Whee!
- Hey! ( Groans )
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Whee!
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Mrs. Lutes, hello!
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Teddy Duncan. I was a little surprised
to see your name on the sign-up sheet.
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Why? We've talked about
cheer leading before.
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Right, I remember that conversation.
I suggested you try out and you said...
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"I'll become a cheerleader
when I lose 50 I.Q. Points".
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I say some crazy things.
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No... ( Exhales ) I have so much
respect for cheer leading now.
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I've seen "bring it on" like...
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Twice.
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This has nothing to do
with our big trip, does it?
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You're taking a trip?
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Wait. This is the first
I'm hearing of this.
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All right, let's see what you got.
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( Sighs deeply )
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Hit it.
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( Dance music playing )
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Woo! Woo!
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Woo! Woo!
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- ( Music stops )
- Go Rams!
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( Up-tempo music playing )
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Keep going.
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( Music stops )
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( Breathlessly ) Go Rams!
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I don't understand. How
can you get in, but not out?
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It's hot, and my legs are
cooking with all this butter.
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They've swelled up like a
couple of hairy hot dogs.
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( Exhales )
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( Cellphone ringing )
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Oh, hey, mom.
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Yeah, no... we'll be
home soon. I just, uh...
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Just gotta get this kid outta the swing.
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All right, I'll talk
to you soon. Okay, bye.
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Dude, you gotta get me outta here.
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I'm losing feeling in my hot dogs.
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My buns don't feel so good either.
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( Sighs )
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Hey, what's wrong?
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I blew my stupid cheer leading tryout.
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What's the big deal?
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I fail at stupid things all the time.
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Kinda what I'm known for.
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Yeah, well, I'm known
for being a winner.
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Teddy, a winner is someone who gets
back up after being knocked down.
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No, P.J.
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A winner is someone who doesn't lose.
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So much for that fortune cookie.
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I just can't believe
I'm not going to Oahu.
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It's all my own fault.
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00:13:54,994 --> 00:13:58,448
Let me tell you a story, sis.
256
00:13:58,449 --> 00:14:02,071
This is a story that
happened a long long time ago.
257
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Not today.
258
00:14:04,479 --> 00:14:08,027
There was this guy who made
a bet with his brother...
259
00:14:08,028 --> 00:14:11,026
That he could fit into a baby swing.
260
00:14:11,027 --> 00:14:15,239
Now he couldn't at
first, but did he give up?
261
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,040
No.
262
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:21,271
He buttered up his legs...
263
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Forced 'em into that swing.
264
00:14:24,642 --> 00:14:28,602
Now that's what I call a winner.
265
00:14:29,447 --> 00:14:33,516
You're wearing a baby swing, aren't you?
266
00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:35,917
I might be.
267
00:14:36,621 --> 00:14:41,241
Quick! Mom's coming
upstairs! Hide! Go go!
268
00:14:46,464 --> 00:14:48,515
Wh... mom is not home.
269
00:14:48,516 --> 00:14:54,096
I know, I just wanted to
see him run around like that.
270
00:14:55,971 --> 00:14:57,870
Good morning, Charlie.
271
00:14:57,871 --> 00:14:59,593
Did mommy drop you off today?
272
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No.
273
00:15:04,944 --> 00:15:08,046
( Cheerily ) Good morning.
274
00:15:08,047 --> 00:15:11,947
- Bye, daddy.
- Sayonara, Sweetie.
275
00:15:13,921 --> 00:15:15,610
Mr. Duncan?
276
00:15:15,611 --> 00:15:18,134
I thought we discussed the dress code.
277
00:15:18,135 --> 00:15:21,993
Yes. And I read the
handbook cover to cover.
278
00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:24,151
Then why are you wearing a robe?
279
00:15:24,152 --> 00:15:25,787
Oh! No.
280
00:15:25,788 --> 00:15:27,606
This is not a robe.
281
00:15:27,607 --> 00:15:30,399
This is a kimono.
282
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,596
It is a traditional Japanese garment...
283
00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:35,090
Often worn at weddings
and tea ceremonies.
284
00:15:35,091 --> 00:15:38,976
It is not sleepwear,
it is not lounge-wear.
285
00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:41,879
And therefore is allowed at the school.
286
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,368
Game, set...
287
00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:45,649
And match!
288
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:52,046
You know, if you were a little dolphin,
you'd be in a time-out right now.
289
00:15:52,047 --> 00:15:54,476
Oh, let me put this
in little dolphin talk.
290
00:15:54,477 --> 00:15:56,086
The kimono...
291
00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:58,607
Not a no-no.
292
00:15:59,906 --> 00:16:02,584
So until tomorrow then...
293
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:08,225
When Bob Duncan takes a trip
to the continent of Europe?
294
00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:12,024
Oh, do I have your attention?
295
00:16:17,824 --> 00:16:20,759
Oh, Mrs. Lutes, hi! Um...
296
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:25,668
If you have a second, I'd love to
explain what happened at my tryout.
297
00:16:25,669 --> 00:16:28,026
What happened was you
didn't make the team.
298
00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:32,349
I know. But do you know
why I didn't make the team?
299
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:34,578
Because you were terrible.
300
00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,632
Okay, but do you know
why I was terrible?
301
00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:39,133
Because you have no talent.
302
00:16:39,134 --> 00:16:40,274
Let's try a different tack.
303
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:44,260
- Because you're uncoordinated.
- We're not doing that anymore!
304
00:16:44,261 --> 00:16:46,262
Look... ( Sighs )
305
00:16:46,263 --> 00:16:49,202
Being on this team is
very important to me.
306
00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:52,774
In fact, it's always been a
dream of mine to be a cheerleader
307
00:16:52,775 --> 00:16:56,975
for the last half of my senior year.
308
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:59,860
Well, seeing as we
haven't filled the spot,
309
00:16:59,861 --> 00:17:02,879
I'm gonna give you one more
chance to prove yourself.
310
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,438
This time at a real sporting event.
311
00:17:05,439 --> 00:17:06,606
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
312
00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:08,127
Well, what is it?
313
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,998
Volleyball, basketball?
314
00:17:10,999 --> 00:17:13,699
Eh, not exactly.
315
00:17:13,714 --> 00:17:15,671
You can do it! Woo-hoo!
316
00:17:15,672 --> 00:17:18,020
- ( Retching )
- Oh!
317
00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:19,824
( Chanting ) Get it out! Get it out!
318
00:17:19,825 --> 00:17:21,985
All out!
319
00:17:22,962 --> 00:17:24,896
( Groaning )
320
00:17:24,897 --> 00:17:26,818
Way to go, way to be!
321
00:17:26,819 --> 00:17:29,701
I think we have an emergency!
322
00:17:29,702 --> 00:17:33,002
( Mimics ambulance siren )
323
00:17:34,907 --> 00:17:38,567
Are you guys not seeing this?
324
00:17:53,061 --> 00:17:55,683
Good morning, honey.
325
00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:57,451
You look beautiful today.
326
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,792
So do you.
327
00:18:01,489 --> 00:18:05,559
So, wearing a skirt puts
you in a good mood, huh?
328
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,166
It's not a skirt.
329
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:10,831
( Scottish accent ) It's a kilt!
330
00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:14,501
( Normal voice ) It's not sleepwear.
It's not lounge-wear and therefore...
331
00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:17,862
Is permitted at drop-off.
332
00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:23,130
Every day I fall in love
with you all over again.
333
00:18:23,131 --> 00:18:25,670
You know, yesterday I
told Director Emily...
334
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,682
"The kimono not a no-no".
335
00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:29,841
( Laughing )
336
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:33,068
I wonder what I'm gonna tell her today.
337
00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:36,624
Well, don't rack your
brain. Director Emily called.
338
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:40,828
You and your international wardrobe
have been banned from the school.
339
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,861
Oh-ho-ho, no! No no no
no no! This is not over.
340
00:18:43,862 --> 00:18:46,823
- Yes, it is.
- No, it's not over until I say it's over.
341
00:18:46,824 --> 00:18:52,344
- I just said it's over.
- Well, okay. Now it's over.
342
00:18:53,742 --> 00:18:58,002
( Mutters ) Shaved my legs for nothing.
343
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:06,229
Hey, I've been meaning to thank
you for taking Toby to the park.
344
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,521
Oh, no problem.
345
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:10,379
There were no mishaps, nobody got lost.
346
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,310
Three people left,
three people came back.
347
00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:13,527
( Chuckling )
348
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:17,368
- The same three people.
- Yeah.
349
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,998
Come here. Give your mother a hug.
350
00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:23,639
Oh. No, thanks.
351
00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:29,993
P.J. ( Snaps fingers )
Hug... ( Clicks tongue ) Now.
352
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:32,921
( Chains rattling )
353
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:42,690
Is there something you wanna tell me?
354
00:19:42,691 --> 00:19:44,491
No.
355
00:19:45,757 --> 00:19:47,677
P.J.
356
00:19:48,629 --> 00:19:52,409
I know you're wearing a swing.
357
00:19:53,002 --> 00:19:56,902
You know you're wearing a swing.
358
00:19:57,077 --> 00:20:00,975
Can we just be honest with each other?
359
00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:02,906
Or we could just...
360
00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:07,707
Pretend we don't know
and go about our day.
361
00:20:07,816 --> 00:20:09,482
Pretend we don't know?!
362
00:20:09,483 --> 00:20:10,550
( Breathes deeply )
363
00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:12,471
Okay.
364
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:17,068
- Bye, mom!
- Bye, Sweetie.
365
00:20:23,531 --> 00:20:26,800
Teddy, I hear you did great
at the cross-country meet.
366
00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:32,672
That the runners loved you, the fans
loved you and so did the paramedics.
367
00:20:32,673 --> 00:20:35,793
So am I on the team?
368
00:20:35,844 --> 00:20:36,858
Yes, you are.
369
00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:39,083
- ( Gasps )
- ( Both cheer )
370
00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:41,082
Woo-hoo!
371
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:44,901
Hey, save some of that spirit for Ohio.
372
00:20:44,902 --> 00:20:47,592
( Stammering ) I'm sorry, what?
373
00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:50,961
The cheer leading competition
is in Columbus, Ohio.
374
00:20:50,962 --> 00:20:53,761
The Big Apple of the Midwest.
375
00:20:53,762 --> 00:20:56,822
Ohio?! You said Oahu!
376
00:20:57,018 --> 00:20:59,058
I did?
377
00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:02,770
I always mix those up.
378
00:21:02,771 --> 00:21:06,011
I'm such a cheerleader!
379
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:08,966
Ohio. Not Oahu.
380
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:13,947
I thought it was weird
we were taking the bus.
381
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:24,101
Well, Charlie, I made fun of cheerleaders
all my life, and now I am one.
382
00:21:24,102 --> 00:21:26,300
My reward...
383
00:21:26,301 --> 00:21:29,241
27 hours on a bus.
384
00:21:30,401 --> 00:21:33,401
( Flatly ) Go, Teddy!
385
00:21:33,477 --> 00:21:38,134
To pass the time, Kelsey and I
will be working on this puzzle.
386
00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:44,035
She's gonna learn where the states
are and how to pronounce them.
387
00:21:44,488 --> 00:21:47,128
- P.J.!
- Huh?
388
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,237
Hi, there.
389
00:21:50,238 --> 00:21:53,337
Uh, I see you got the baby swing off.
390
00:21:53,338 --> 00:21:55,738
Yes, I did.
391
00:21:55,832 --> 00:21:59,912
- Make any new bets?
- Yes, I did.
392
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:08,470
That's your gene pool.
393
00:22:08,963 --> 00:22:11,843
Good luck, Charlie.
394
00:22:16,528 --> 00:22:17,977
How about this?
395
00:22:17,978 --> 00:22:21,299
I bet you, you can't
throw this pine cone...
396
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:25,711
Have it hit that street sign,
ricochet off the bird's nest,
397
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:29,635
knock the glass out of that
lady's hands, carom off the cat,
398
00:22:29,636 --> 00:22:33,782
have it bounce off the trampoline
and then hit the giant in the head.
399
00:22:33,783 --> 00:22:35,523
Question.
400
00:22:35,524 --> 00:22:39,383
Why is there a giant in the park?
401
00:22:39,384 --> 00:22:42,386
Do you want the bet or not?
402
00:22:42,387 --> 00:22:45,327
Cone me. All right.
403
00:22:45,390 --> 00:22:46,751
( Exhales)
404
00:22:46,752 --> 00:22:48,292
Yeah! ( Metal clangs )
405
00:22:48,293 --> 00:22:50,361
( Bird screeches ) ( Glass shatters )
406
00:22:50,362 --> 00:22:52,262
( Cat shrieks ) ( Trampoline beings )
407
00:22:52,263 --> 00:22:53,736
( Pinecone thuds ) ( Giant groans )
408
00:22:53,737 --> 00:22:56,434
Yeah! Woo! I got it!
409
00:22:56,435 --> 00:22:59,095
Oh, I gotta say, that
was a heck of a shot.
410
00:22:59,096 --> 00:23:00,763
- Yeah.
- ( Giant footsteps approaching )
411
00:23:00,764 --> 00:23:03,104
Both: Oh...
412
00:23:05,990 --> 00:23:09,866
I am not the guy you
wanna be messing with.
413
00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:15,767
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