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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Gabe.
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Gabe, I have something to tell you.
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Tomorrow when I take you to school, I'm
going to park the car and come inside.
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Mom, we've been over this.
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If you have to use the bathroom, you
can just go at the gas station.
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You didn't let me finish.
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No. The reason I'm going inside is...
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Please don't freak out.
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I'm gonna be your school nurse.
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What?!
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No!
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( Stammering ) You can't...
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Why do you hate me?!
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Well, thank you for not freaking out.
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My mom is working at my school?
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( Sighs )
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My life is over.
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It's just for a week, okay?
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I'm just filling in while your
regular nurse is on vacation.
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You couldn't have done
this at a worse time.
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Right now at school, I'm considered cool.
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( Laughs )
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I just...
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Okay, you're serious.
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Go on.
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Well, there's this really cool kid, Walker,
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and he invited me to eat
at his lunch table.
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Now, they're all eighth graders,
and I'm only a seventh grader.
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Do you how big of an honor that is?
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Oh, Gabe. I'm sorry. I... I had no idea.
Why didn't you tell me?
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I'll just turn down the money
we need for groceries.
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Thank you.
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And then I'll teach you about sarcasm.
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Well, can't you at least not
tell anybody you're my mom?
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I mean, maybe you can use a different name.
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Well, I guess I could use my maiden name.
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Blankenhooper.
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That's good. And if we see each other
at school, we just keep going.
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We don't talk, we don't look at each
other, we don't interact in any way.
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- So just like breakfast?
- Exactly.
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( Rock music playing )
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby
things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby,
there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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- Hey, dad.
- Hey, honey.
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Oh, hey. I'm Bob. I'm Teddy's dad.
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I know. I'm Vonnie.
We've met, like, three times.
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Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
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That's okay. Happens all the time.
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Some people just don't
stand out in a crowd.
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Or in a group of two.
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Well, I won't forget you again.
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All right, girls. So what you working on?
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Oh, it's a... it's an assignment for
our business and marketing class.
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Basically, come up with a product
idea then pitch it to the group.
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Oh! I got...
I got a good idea for a product.
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Let me guess, it's the corn chips that
clean your teeth while you eat them?
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Did I mention they come
in different flavors?
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Bye, dad.
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- Dentitos.
- Bye, dad.
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So, let's talk.
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( Coughs )
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Let's talk ideas.
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- What's up with your voice?
- Oh, it's just a little scratchy.
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- So, uh, what'd you come up with?
- It's your house, you go first.
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Okay. Um, so my idea is
pajamas with a fun twist.
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Basically, they're footie pajamas
that you decorate yourself.
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Introducing...
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Graffooties!
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Wow.
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Man, that is so weird.
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What is?
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I had the exact same idea.
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I mean, I don't have a
drawing, or like a name,
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but everything else, exactly the same.
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You don't have an idea, do you?
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No, ma'am. I do not.
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- Vonnie?
- Yep?
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What have you been doing all week?
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Congratulating myself for
picking you as my partner?
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( Knocking on door )
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( Groans )
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( Knocking continues )
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I'm coming.
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I said I'm coming.
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Mom? What are you doing here?
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What am I doing here?
I'm dropping off Charlie and Toby.
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I thought Gabe would be the
first kid you got rid of.
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PJ, I'm working at Gabe's school.
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You're gonna have to watch the
little ones for a few days.
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I thought I explained all
this on the phone to Emmett.
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- Didn't he give you the message?
- No, he didn't.
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I'm gonna call him.
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( Cell phone ringing )
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Hello?
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Emmett, did you forget
to give me a message?
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Your mom's dropping the kids off.
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- I'll pick them up at 3:30.
- She'll pick them up at 3:30.
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Hey, you. Have fun.
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Okay.
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Is this your house?
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Yep.
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Were you bad?
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Well, hello there, kid I don't know.
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I'm nurse Blankenhooper, what's your name?
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You promised you wouldn't talk to me.
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Well, I just wanted to let you
know that your zipper is down.
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Oh! Made you look. ( Laughs )
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I love middle school.
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- Hey, s'up.
- S'up.
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I can't believe I have to
run the mile in P.E. today.
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- I hate the mile.
- Yeah, me too.
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It totally ruins my hair.
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Someone as cool as you shouldn't
have to run the mile.
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I mean, your name's Walker, not runner.
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( Chuckles ) Am I right?
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Don't worry about me, dude.
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I'm not running it.
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How are you gonna get out of it?
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I've been in eighth grade for three
years now, I've picked up some things.
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Oh, nurse? Over here.
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What's the problem?
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Oh, the problem is, I just totally barfed.
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Guess I can't go to P.E.
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Wow, that looks like potato
soup and fruit punch.
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That's what I ate.
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Guess they had a fight in my stomach.
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Are you sure they were
ever in your stomach?
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They seem to have landed
in two separate puddles.
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Yeah. Gnarly, huh?
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So, guess you'd better write
me a note to get out of P.E.
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Yeah, I better.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna write you an ID 10-T form.
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Okay.
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I want you to wear this all day.
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( Laughing )
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( Chuckles )
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Enjoy P.E.
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Hey...
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There she is!
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There he is.
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The guy who can't remember my name.
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I remember your name...
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Connie.
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Nope.
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Oh, uh...
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Little bit of bad news,
Teddy's got some laryngitis.
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Doctor's said she shouldn't
speak for a couple of days.
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A couple days?
But what about our presentation?
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Oh, me?
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No. I can't.
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No, but... I've never given
a presentation before.
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Wow. Look at this!
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It's like she knows exactly
what you're gonna say.
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Hey, I bet you don't have a card for me.
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And away I go.
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Oh, uh, good-bye...
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Vonnie!
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Can I... can I keep the card?
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Okay, here we go.
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Can I have my balloon back now?
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Whatever.
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- Hi, PJ.
- Hey, Mindy.
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I didn't know you were a babysitter.
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I'm not. I'm just watching
my brother and sister.
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Actually, I'm kind of in a bind.
My nanny just canceled.
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Any chance you could watch the
twins for a couple of hours?
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Oh... I don't know.
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I'll pay you 15 bucks an hour.
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- Per kid?
- Sure.
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Wow.
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Let's see, that's 15 bucks an hour
times two kids for two hours.
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Oh, let's see. Carry the one...
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Just say yes.
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Yes.
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Okay. So here's my new plan.
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Yesterday's fake puke went on the floor,
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tomorrow's is gonna go all
over nurse Blankenhooper.
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You're gonna puke on her?
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Doesn't that seem a little extreme?
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Yeah.
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We're gonna humiliate her so bad, she'll
never show her face in this school again.
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Well, I do like that part.
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Hey, Teddy. How you feeling?
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Male voice: Super good and getting better.
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What's all this?
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This is how I'm going to
communicate with you today.
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A text-to-speech program.
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Okay.
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Here's the presentation.
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Read this out loud.
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Hi. I'm Vonnie.
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My partner Teddy and I have something
very exciting to share with you today.
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Be more excited.
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Give me some sizzle with that steak.
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Hi! I'm Vonnie.
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My partner Teddy and I have something
very exciting to share with you!
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Stop. You're killing me.
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Hey. Don't take that tone with me.
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This is the only tone I have.
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I can't do this. Let's just give up.
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What is wrong with you?
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Are you a loser?
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Hey! I'm not a loser! You're a loser!
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That's it.
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Use that passion tomorrow.
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You'll nail it, Connie.
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Sorry, typo.
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Vonnie.
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Little Lambs Babysitting Service,
taking good care of your kids since...
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Yesterday.
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Yes, we are fully licensed.
I've been driving for two years.
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Hello?
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PJ, this babysitting thing is a gold mine.
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I know, dude. We got seven kids.
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Seven times 15, times two...
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Carry the three... uh.
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I'm bored.
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Hey, I'm kinda bored too.
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Okay. Uh, how about music time?
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- Yeah, music time?
- Yeah.
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- Come on, kids. Yay!
- Gather around, little lambs.
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- Come on.
- There we go.
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Uh.
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Grab a crayon.
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Draw a flower.
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You get all this for 15 an hour.
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Fun in leaps, and fun in bounds.
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And now it's time to
sing about sounds.
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- A car goes...
- Beep.
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- And a dog goes...
- Woof.
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- And a bird goes...
- Tweet.
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- And a phone goes...
- Ring.
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- And a bee goes...
- Buzz.
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And these are the
sounds of the sounds.
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And these are the
sounds, of the sounds.
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- Yay!
- Woo!
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( Knocking on door )
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Wait. Shh shh shh shh.
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- Verna: What's going on in there?
- It's the landlady. Um...
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Hey, kids. How about a field
trip to bathroom land?
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- Yay!
- Woo!
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00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:58,827
Hey, come on. Silent trip.
257
00:12:58,828 --> 00:13:01,228
Silent trip.
258
00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:05,785
Verna!
259
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,676
Who's making all the noise?
260
00:13:08,677 --> 00:13:11,779
I heard kids. You got kids in here?
261
00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:14,447
No. No kids. Just us. ( Chuckles )
262
00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:18,127
Then what's with all the juice boxes?
And the shirts?
263
00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:22,087
We're just two young guys who
like to drink juice from boxes,
264
00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:24,832
while wearing matching shirts.
265
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:27,969
- It's relaxing.
- Yeah.
266
00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:30,573
Well, I hope you're not running
some kind of babysitting service.
267
00:13:30,574 --> 00:13:32,559
Because that is against
building regulations.
268
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,045
( Chuckles )
269
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,910
Babysitting service? Oh, that's ridiculous.
270
00:13:36,911 --> 00:13:38,284
No, it's just me and Emmett.
271
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,741
( Toilet flushes )
272
00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:41,794
Somebody in your bathroom?
273
00:13:41,795 --> 00:13:44,826
Mm-mm, no, it's uh, the toilet's broken.
274
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:49,650
Yeah, we're having this
delayed flushing issue.
275
00:13:49,651 --> 00:13:50,918
It's very upsetting.
276
00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:56,619
When I do my business, I like
it to be gone immediately.
277
00:13:56,984 --> 00:14:00,499
Well, thanks for stopping by.
278
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,175
I'll grab my tools and be right back.
279
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,866
Okay.
280
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:07,471
Dude, what are we gonna do?
We have to hide the kids.
281
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,692
Okay. Um.
282
00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:12,418
Field trip to the ledge.
283
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,219
No.
284
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,575
- No.
- Okay.
285
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,066
- Hey, mom.
- Hey.
286
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,644
Whoa.
287
00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:30,565
What?
288
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,885
Nothing, it's just...
289
00:14:32,886 --> 00:14:35,827
You look kind of tired.
290
00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:38,294
What? That's ridiculous. I feel great.
291
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:42,314
Took a three hour nap in
the nurse's office today.
292
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:46,875
Kids kept banging on the door, I was out.
293
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,470
I think you should take tomorrow off.
294
00:14:50,471 --> 00:14:51,509
Why?
295
00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:55,094
Well, you've heard of bring
your kid to work day?
296
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:59,775
Well, tomorrow's keep your mom at home day.
297
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,872
Come on, Gabe. You're better than that.
298
00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:05,893
Oh, just stay home. I'm desperate.
299
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,998
What is going on?
300
00:15:07,999 --> 00:15:10,707
Well, I'm going through the
worst dilemma of my life.
301
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:13,614
It's you versus being cool, and...
302
00:15:13,615 --> 00:15:17,575
I can't believe I'm picking you.
303
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,752
Okay, Gabe. What's going on?
304
00:15:22,824 --> 00:15:25,409
Well, you didn't hear this from me, but...
305
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:31,310
There's a good chance you're getting
puked on tomorrow by Walker.
306
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:36,401
I'm getting puked on and
you struggled to tell me?
307
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,539
This kid throws really cool parties.
308
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:43,820
- I gave birth do you!
- That was a long time ago!
309
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:47,468
Look, can you please just not
come to school tomorrow?
310
00:15:47,469 --> 00:15:50,312
Okay. Okay, so I don't go in tomorrow.
311
00:15:50,313 --> 00:15:52,878
What about Thursday and Friday?
312
00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:54,228
When does it end?
313
00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:56,389
Saturday.
314
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,290
- Easy. Easy.
- Okay.
315
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,989
Perfect. ( Knocks on door )
316
00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:09,249
It's open.
317
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,261
Here to fix the toilet.
318
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,802
Bathroom's right over there.
319
00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:21,417
- Was that there before?
- Was what there before?
320
00:16:21,573 --> 00:16:24,993
The giant pile of clothes.
321
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:28,067
Laundry day.
322
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:33,837
Yeah. You drink as much juice as we do,
you're gonna have a lot of laundry.
323
00:16:33,838 --> 00:16:36,659
Well, shouldn't you get
started with your wash?
324
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,171
Uh...
325
00:16:38,172 --> 00:16:40,812
Yes. We should.
326
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:45,119
Emmett. Come on. Let's get started.
327
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:50,035
Aah aah aah!
328
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,750
Hello.
329
00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:03,866
( Doorbell rings )
330
00:17:08,146 --> 00:17:13,006
Male voice: Turns out
laryngitis is contagious.
331
00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,603
Oh, no.
332
00:17:16,604 --> 00:17:20,444
Our presentation is in one hour.
333
00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:24,135
What are we going to do?
334
00:17:24,145 --> 00:17:26,748
Oh, hey girls. What's up?
335
00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:29,449
I have an idea.
336
00:17:31,535 --> 00:17:34,655
I have the same idea.
337
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:38,474
You go first.
338
00:17:39,613 --> 00:17:42,613
Bob: Hi. I'm Teddy.
339
00:17:43,085 --> 00:17:48,985
My partner, Vonnie and I have something
very exciting to share with you today.
340
00:17:49,671 --> 00:17:51,736
We take you to a sleepover...
341
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,037
Somewhere in the U.S.A.
342
00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:59,555
Ding dong.
343
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:03,057
Hey, girl! Thanks for the sleepover.
344
00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:06,958
No prob. That's what besties do.
345
00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:11,994
I just wish there was some way we
could wake up this slumber party.
346
00:18:11,995 --> 00:18:14,560
Well now, there is.
347
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:19,121
(Dance music playing)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
348
00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:23,704
With Graffooties!
349
00:18:23,705 --> 00:18:27,965
The all new pajamas you can write on.
350
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:34,441
Wow! That combines the two
things girls love best.
351
00:18:34,442 --> 00:18:37,502
Drawing and sleepwear.
352
00:18:39,687 --> 00:18:43,724
Now together in one super fun package.
353
00:18:43,725 --> 00:18:45,381
Omg.
354
00:18:45,382 --> 00:18:46,669
Bff.
355
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:50,330
Graffooties will make you lol.
356
00:18:50,341 --> 00:18:51,821
Ha ha ha.
357
00:18:51,822 --> 00:18:53,418
Hee hee hee.
358
00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:55,699
Ho ho ho.
359
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,371
Graffooties.
360
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,743
They make bedtime a blast.
361
00:19:02,744 --> 00:19:06,214
Yeah yeah yeah yeah! ( Music stops )
362
00:19:06,215 --> 00:19:09,215
( Cheering, applause )
363
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,419
Ah, there's Blankenhooper.
364
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:24,270
Now, Gabe. Remember what to do?
365
00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:27,734
Yeah. I distract her while you
take a big swig of mushroom soup.
366
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:29,134
And then boom.
367
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:32,335
I get her right in the face.
368
00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:34,237
Oh, nurse?
369
00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:37,041
I don't feel so good.
370
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:40,329
- Oh, no. What's wrong?
- Oh, I feel nauseous.
371
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,748
Oh.
372
00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:43,046
Nurse!
373
00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:45,652
Look over there. Something medical
looks like it's happening.
374
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,268
Hey, don't distract me, kid.
375
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,556
Can't you see that this
boy here is very ill?
376
00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:53,337
Fortunately, I've come prepared.
377
00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:57,397
( Whimpers )
378
00:19:57,398 --> 00:20:01,096
- What's that?
- Your anti-nausea shot.
379
00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:02,823
Uh... I don't need it.
380
00:20:02,824 --> 00:20:05,135
Actually, I'm feeling a
whole lot better now.
381
00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:09,400
Oh, no. That means the
puke is eating your brain.
382
00:20:09,401 --> 00:20:12,377
I'm gonna have to give you
this shot right in your head.
383
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,649
- In my head?
- In your head.
384
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,752
First, of course, I'm gonna
have to shave your hair.
385
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:20,049
( Razor buzzing )
386
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:22,270
What? No!
387
00:20:22,526 --> 00:20:24,986
Here we go...
388
00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:33,461
Mmm!
389
00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:35,682
Spaghetti.
390
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:44,178
Okay. All right, Charlie. Uh...
391
00:20:44,179 --> 00:20:47,151
Well, Teddy still can't talk so...
392
00:20:47,152 --> 00:20:49,515
Uh, dad's gonna fill in
for the video diary.
393
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,332
So, uh...
394
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,787
Good luck, Charlie.
395
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:56,556
What? I thought that was pretty good.
396
00:20:56,557 --> 00:20:58,758
We... all right. We... okay.
397
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:04,339
Uh, Charlie, I guess I'm
supposed to say more. So uh...
398
00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:05,699
All right, well uh...
399
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:10,178
Okay, so this week, uh, Teddy
learned a very valuable lesson...
400
00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:12,819
About um... uh...
401
00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:16,154
Being yourself?
402
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,010
Telling the truth?
403
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,696
Going for it?
404
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,245
Teamwork?
405
00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:23,396
Teamwork!
406
00:21:23,397 --> 00:21:25,557
Teamwork.
407
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,596
Because... oh oh oh oh!
408
00:21:27,597 --> 00:21:32,982
Because if you don't work as a
team, then the team don't work.
409
00:21:32,983 --> 00:21:34,341
Huh? How about that.
410
00:21:34,342 --> 00:21:40,222
That... come on, that's pretty good.
I got a bunch of that.
411
00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:50,010
Good luck, Charlie.
412
00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:57,908
( In Bob's voice ) What am I gonna do?
413
00:21:57,909 --> 00:22:02,580
Ever since the presentation,
my voice has been like this.
414
00:22:02,581 --> 00:22:05,327
( In Teddy's voice ) You
think you got problems?
415
00:22:05,328 --> 00:22:10,488
I got kicked off my bowling
team because of this.
416
00:22:12,389 --> 00:22:15,826
( In Gabe's voice ) Hey, guys.
417
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:19,673
Something really strange
is going on around here.
418
00:22:19,674 --> 00:22:21,186
( In Amy's voice ) Tell me about it.
419
00:22:21,187 --> 00:22:27,087
I know at this age my voice is supposed
to change, but not into my mom's!
420
00:22:29,662 --> 00:22:31,544
What are you doing here?
421
00:22:31,545 --> 00:22:34,476
( In Verna's voice ) I'm
just here to fix the toilet.
422
00:22:34,477 --> 00:22:40,377
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