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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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P.J., this French Toast is so good.
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It's fluffy on the inside,
crunchy on the outside.
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Yeah, and when you push it with a fork
it makes a squishy sound. ( Chuckles )
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Squishy squishy squishy.
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Oh. I can't be cool all the time.
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So, Bob, you all set for Wednesday?
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Wednesday. Uh...
Hump day, middle of the week day, your...
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Birthday?
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It's Halloween.
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Oh. Well, good.
I don't have to do anything.
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Yes, you do.
It's the baby's first Halloween.
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- You have to dress up.
- Oh, there'll be other halloweens.
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There'll be other babies.
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- P.J.?
- Yup.
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Do you think you could cook
an actual French dinner?
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Well, I think so. Why?
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Well, because my one-year anniversary
with Spencer is coming up,
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and I want to surprise him
with a romantic dinner.
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And it has to be French because
we met in French class.
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Oh, it was a rainy Monday.
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Freshman year, third period.
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We were both in Mademoisel Fisher's class...
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Teddy?
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You're painting a wonderful tapestry of
words to conjure up a place in time...
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And that is why I'm leaving.
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Cool again. ( Chuckles )
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So, uh, what do you think?
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Sure, I'll make you guys dinner.
Sounds fun.
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Can we do it at your place
on Halloween night?
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That way Spencer won't suspect a
thing and I can make him dress up.
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See? Teddy's getting Spencer to dress up.
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You can't compare me to a 17-year-old.
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Well, that's for sure.
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( Rock music playing )
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby,
there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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( Doorbell rings )
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Mrs. Dabney.
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It's not Halloween yet.
What's with the mask?
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Using that old chestnut again, huh?
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Hey, if it ain't broke.
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Now what do you want?
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I actually want to discuss Halloween.
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I was thinking this year we
might skip the annual pranks.
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I'm getting too old for pranks anyway.
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Although I did already buy
the eggs and shaving cream.
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I could take those off you.
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I can use and the shaving cream for...
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Ah, bup bup bup bup bup!
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My legs.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you not know what
"bup bup bup bup" means?
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Listen, while I'm here, I need
to ask you something else.
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Can you ride with me to
my ladies' club meeting
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Wednesday night so I can
use the carpool lane?
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- I'll pay you.
- How much?
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And do we have to talk to each other?
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30 bucks and what do you think?
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See you Wednesday.
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Amy: Are you ready?
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I am ready.
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( Bob laughing )
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( Australian accent ) Good day, mate.
My name's Kangar-Amy.
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And these are my little
joeys, Charlie and Toby.
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A family of kangaroos. That's cute.
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( Normal voice ) Cute?
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It took us two hours to get into these
costumes, and all we get is "cute"?
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( Australian accent ) No worries, mate.
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Throw another shrimp on the barbie.
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Shut up, Bob.
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Go ahead, Charlie.
Tell him what we practiced.
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I wanna be a Princess.
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Everybody wants to be a Princess.
That's why you're a kangaroo.
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What she was supposed to
say was "hoppy Halloween"!
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Where's your costume?
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- ( Normal voice ) Uh... I'm wearing it.
- Those are your work clothes.
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Yeah! No, I'm a...
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I'm going as an exterminator this year.
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An exterminator?
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Okay, I am sweating my marsupial butt off
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in here and that's the
best you came up with?
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All right. Well, hang on. I'm not done.
I'm not done. You know what?
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( Chuckles )
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Huh?
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There.
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I'm a superhero exterminator.
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( Deep voice ) I'm Captain Extermo.
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Who's your sidekick? Pesticide Pete?
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Mommy, this candy's yucky.
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What?
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"Uncle Milt's Honey Globs."
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Why did you buy this disgusting candy?
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It's not disgusting. It was on sale.
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"Ingredients: Honey...
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Glob."
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Bob, go get some better candy.
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( In deep voice ) Uh...
Bob's not here right now.
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I'm Captain Extermo.
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Okay. Well, when you see Bob could you
tell him I'd like to speak with him?
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Uh... Who would like to speak to him?
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Kangar-Amy or Amy?
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Amy.
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Ooh, he may be gone for a while.
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Happy anniversary!
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Surprise!
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I took you to Paris.
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( French accent ) Bonjour.
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Welcome to Chez PeJhay.
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What?
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Chez PeJhay.
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( Normal voice ) Chez P.J.
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Both: Oh!
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( French accent ) Stupid tourists.
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So I decorated the place and P.J.
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Is going to cook us an
authentic French meal.
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Although, we didn't discuss the accent.
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To cook French, you must be French.
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Your table.
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Tadah!
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Um, I think "tadah" is
more magician than French.
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Your table.
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Voila!
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Your menus for the evening.
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There's only one thing on it.
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An excellent choice.
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And now, the music.
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( Playing romantic tune )
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Hey!
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Emmett's here.
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Another thing we didn't discuss.
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When you play the accordion,
you never turn down a gig.
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Gabe: Huh.
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A room full of old ladies
on Halloween night.
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And suddenly I'm not cool again.
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So how long is this gonna take?
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Just until I get my award.
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You're getting an award?
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Yes, for being the volunteer of the year.
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It's for my work with troubled kids.
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But you hate kids.
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But I do like awards.
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And I may have mentioned that I would bring
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one of the troubled kids with me tonight.
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Wait a minute.
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Something doesn't smell right here,
and it's not just the old ladies.
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You brought me here just so
you could get a stupid award!
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Happy Halloween! ( Laughs )
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You've been tricked and it's my treat.
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( Cackling )
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( Doorbell rings )
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You take this one.
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Trick or treat!
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Hey! All right.
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There you go.
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Hey, that is one cool costume.
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I'm thinking wolf spider?
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Yeah. I'm really into bugs.
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Yeah? Me too.
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Check it out.
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( Deep voice ) I'm Captain Extermo.
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A superhero exterminator?!
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Awesome!
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Can I get a picture with you?
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Yeah! Sure.
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Honey, you wanna come over here?
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Somebody wants a picture
with Captain Extermo.
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What?
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What are you supposed to be?
A dog that ate another dog?
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I'm a kangaroo.
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And this is my joey.
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Just take the picture.
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( Romantic tune continues )
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May I present the first course?
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Sweetbreads.
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Tadah!
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I looked it up. "Tadah" is acceptable.
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Mm. Bread and sweets.
Two of my favorite things.
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Neither one of which is
in my mouth right now.
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- Garcon?
- Oui?
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What exactly are in these sweetbreads?
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Ah! Uh, you have pancreas.
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And the gentleman has stomach lining.
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Bon Appetit.
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Emmett.
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- Do you want any sweetbreads?
- No, but I know who might.
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( Cats caterwaul )
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It's like they haven't
had pancreas in weeks.
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You know what, Teddy?
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This is really nice.
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Well, it was as close as I
could get to a trip to Paris.
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Plus, I thought it would be perfect
considering where we first met.
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Oh, yeah. Of course.
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Yeah, I'll never forget it.
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We were in French class and I
dropped my pen and then you said...
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"Hey, a pen."
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No no.
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You picked it up, you handed
it me, and you said...
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"Votre plume, mademoiselle."
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Oh, yeah. Of course.
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You don't remember any of this, do you?
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Honestly, no.
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- But does it really matter where we met?
- Um, does it matter?
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It's only the beginning
of our relationship.
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Spence, we talked about how we both
wanted to go to Paris someday.
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( Scoffs )
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I can't believe I went through all this
trouble and you don't even remember!
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- Wait, where are you going?
- As far away from you as I can get!
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( Door shuts )
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I understand there's a problem
with the sweetbreads.
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And now, for her tireless
work with troubled kids,
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it is my sincere pleasure to present
our "volunteer of the year" award
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to Estelle Dabney.
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Thank you.
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And along with a plaque,
comes a check for $500.
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( Applause ) Oh.
I had almost forgot about that part.
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I assume you'll be putting that money
towards your work with troubled children.
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( Chuckles ) What else would I do with it?
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Buy a gold lame tracksuit?
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It's not enough I got
tricked, I gotta see that?
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Now...
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I was hoping we could hear from the
young man you brought with you tonight.
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Maybe he could say a few words?
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( Applause )
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( Stammering ) Oh. That's not a good idea.
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He's very troubled.
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Oh, I'd be happy to say a few words.
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( Whispers ) The type of words I say
will depend on my cut of the 500.
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( Nervous laugh )
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That's blackmail.
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( Chuckles ) That's right.
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Thank you, old ladies.
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My name is Gabe and,
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I'm here to tell you the real
story about Mrs. Dabney.
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Fifty-fifty.
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This woman...
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Is my angel.
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( Sighs deeply )
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Teddy...
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I'm sorry I forgot how we met.
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It's about more than
forgetting a few details.
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Sometimes I just feel like...
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I'm more into this
relationship than you are.
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Remember that period
when we were broken up?
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( Quietly ) Yeah.
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How long was that?
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I don't know. Like nine months?
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Eight months, 19 days and four hours.
259
00:13:39,826 --> 00:13:41,499
Wow.
260
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,736
Teddy, you're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
261
00:13:44,737 --> 00:13:48,707
I may not remember the moment we met, but
can still make this a moment to remember.
262
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,279
How are we gonna do that?
263
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,400
Well, I have an idea.
264
00:13:54,218 --> 00:13:56,858
( Horn honking )
265
00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:02,364
Uh, do you guys mind?
We're just trying to have a moment here.
266
00:14:02,365 --> 00:14:05,759
Yeah, and your moment is
ruining my Halloween party.
267
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,560
( Scoffs )
268
00:14:06,568 --> 00:14:10,688
Okay. Um... Why are you guys all
dressed up in clown suits?
269
00:14:10,763 --> 00:14:13,783
Because we're clowns.
270
00:14:13,784 --> 00:14:17,011
So technically, you're not
dressed up for Halloween,
271
00:14:17,012 --> 00:14:20,925
you're just wearing your work clothes.
272
00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:24,048
That's kinda what I've been saying.
273
00:14:24,049 --> 00:14:26,357
Whose side are you on?!
274
00:14:26,358 --> 00:14:30,614
And whatever you're cooking over there...
It's hurting my nose.
275
00:14:30,615 --> 00:14:35,595
Yeah? Well, your face is
hurting my eyes, Bozo.
276
00:14:35,757 --> 00:14:37,023
I have a name.
277
00:14:37,024 --> 00:14:39,025
Okay. What is your name?
278
00:14:39,026 --> 00:14:41,306
Boom-boom.
279
00:14:41,337 --> 00:14:43,372
( Both snort and laugh )
280
00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:46,066
And I'm Tinkles.
281
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,740
( Both laughing )
282
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:49,417
Boom-boom and Tinkles?
283
00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:53,793
You sound like two things my baby
brother makes in his diaper.
284
00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:56,648
Hey! Nobody makes fun of my name!
285
00:14:56,649 --> 00:14:59,593
Sure we do. We got that whole bit
where we walk down the street...
286
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,754
Shut up!
287
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:05,085
This isn't over yet, missy.
288
00:15:05,086 --> 00:15:07,921
You messed with the wrong clowns.
289
00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:09,611
Oh.
290
00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:11,547
You know, it's a little hard
to be scared of somebody
291
00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,089
with green hair and a permanent smile!
292
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:17,530
- Okay, that's enough.
- Just saying, geez.
293
00:15:17,531 --> 00:15:21,935
Tinkles, Binky, Bo-Bo, time
to put on the big shoes.
294
00:15:21,936 --> 00:15:25,236
We got some work to do.
295
00:15:30,283 --> 00:15:34,104
I know sometimes Mrs. Dabney looks mean.
296
00:15:34,105 --> 00:15:37,525
But underneath that scowl...
297
00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:40,345
There's a frown.
298
00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:43,215
And underneath that frown...
299
00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:46,096
There's a grimace.
300
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:51,601
And if you keep chipping and
chipping and chipping...
301
00:15:51,808 --> 00:15:54,067
Underneath that...
302
00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:57,128
You'll find a snarl.
303
00:15:59,072 --> 00:16:01,652
Move it along.
304
00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:06,622
And then, with just a
little more chipping...
305
00:16:06,623 --> 00:16:08,533
Underneath that...
306
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,594
You'll find a smile.
307
00:16:12,265 --> 00:16:14,333
A smile...
308
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:17,694
That has warmed my heart.
309
00:16:18,082 --> 00:16:21,622
And changed my life forever.
310
00:16:22,342 --> 00:16:25,577
( Voice breaking ) Thank you, Gabe.
311
00:16:25,578 --> 00:16:28,174
That was very moving.
312
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:32,121
Now let's take a break for dessert.
313
00:16:32,122 --> 00:16:33,552
Well.
314
00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:36,609
Here's something I've never said before...
315
00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:39,130
You did good.
316
00:16:40,179 --> 00:16:41,426
Thank you.
317
00:16:41,427 --> 00:16:47,327
And I have to say, I admire you for
scamming these helpless old ladies.
318
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,302
It was good, wasn't it?
319
00:16:50,303 --> 00:16:52,504
You know, we make a pretty good team.
320
00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:54,322
We do, don't we?
321
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:55,674
We should team up again.
322
00:16:55,675 --> 00:16:57,276
Got any other scams?
323
00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,277
I might have a few.
324
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:06,451
Mrs. Dabney, this may be the
beginning of a beautiful friendship.
325
00:17:06,452 --> 00:17:09,992
Here's looking at you, kid.
326
00:17:13,056 --> 00:17:15,816
( Doorbell rings )
327
00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:18,394
Trick or treat.
328
00:17:18,395 --> 00:17:19,531
Aw.
329
00:17:19,532 --> 00:17:22,185
Aren't you adorable? You're a bee.
330
00:17:22,186 --> 00:17:24,235
A bee who's got to be home by nine.
331
00:17:24,236 --> 00:17:27,306
Let's see some candy.
332
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:31,087
Wow, this bee's got a stinger.
333
00:17:32,278 --> 00:17:34,613
"Uncle Milt's Honey Globs"?
334
00:17:34,614 --> 00:17:36,963
Well, bees like honey, right?
335
00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:40,084
It's a costume, lady.
336
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:41,785
Okay, see you next year!
337
00:17:41,786 --> 00:17:44,006
Doubt it.
338
00:17:45,776 --> 00:17:48,476
( Bat screeches )
339
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,495
What the...!
340
00:17:50,496 --> 00:17:52,840
( Inhales deeply )
341
00:17:52,841 --> 00:17:55,136
- Hi, Mommy.
- There's a bat in the house.
342
00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:57,399
- A bat?!
- It just flew in.
343
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,504
Get it out, get it out, get it out!
344
00:17:59,505 --> 00:18:02,641
Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
345
00:18:02,642 --> 00:18:05,051
This might be a job for Captain Extermo.
346
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:07,685
You better ask him.
347
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,348
Fine.
348
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:12,733
Please help me, Captain Extermo.
349
00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:15,600
Now say my catchphrase.
350
00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:21,226
Captain Extermo, sleeping on the couch
every night for the rest of his life.
351
00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:23,687
Close enough!
352
00:18:25,157 --> 00:18:28,517
( Accordion music playing )
353
00:18:30,236 --> 00:18:32,207
And for your cheese course tonight...
354
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,908
Fromage American.
355
00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:38,443
I think we'll skip the cheese course.
356
00:18:38,444 --> 00:18:41,144
Excellent choice.
357
00:18:41,714 --> 00:18:43,382
( Clears throat )
358
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,317
The cheese course is traditionally
when you tip the accordion player.
359
00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:49,454
- Go away.
- Very good, Madame.
360
00:18:49,455 --> 00:18:51,289
This is the last time I
let you talk me into
361
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,458
playing the accordion for one
of your fancy French dinners.
362
00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:57,496
It's probably the last time it'll come up.
363
00:18:57,497 --> 00:19:01,566
Now, um, I believe someone
owes me a moment.
364
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:03,824
I believe I do.
365
00:19:03,825 --> 00:19:05,122
( Pounding on door )
366
00:19:05,123 --> 00:19:07,643
I'll get it.
367
00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:09,599
Oh. Hey, look. The entertainment's here.
368
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,309
I didn't order any entertainment.
369
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:14,785
Well, someone did because there's
a whole mess of clowns out there.
370
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,381
Clowns?!
371
00:19:16,382 --> 00:19:17,482
No, don't open the door!
372
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:20,243
( Clowns yelling )
373
00:19:25,324 --> 00:19:28,624
( Ballroom music playing )
374
00:19:34,731 --> 00:19:40,572
Mrs. Dabney, I never imagined our criminal
partnership would be so successful.
375
00:19:40,573 --> 00:19:43,409
It's like we belong together.
376
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:44,961
And we're gonna stay together.
377
00:19:44,962 --> 00:19:48,082
For a long long time.
378
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:55,974
( Screams )
379
00:20:01,393 --> 00:20:03,294
( Both scream )
380
00:20:03,295 --> 00:20:06,156
- What are you doing here?
- I just had the worst dream of my life.
381
00:20:06,157 --> 00:20:07,432
- Were we dancing?
- Yes.
382
00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:08,792
- In handcuffs?
- Yes!
383
00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:11,243
What was that about?!
384
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,115
It's called a guilty conscience!
385
00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:15,540
We have to give that money back.
386
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:18,191
( Sarcastically ) Oh, you think?!
387
00:20:18,192 --> 00:20:20,083
So I guess the partnership is over.
388
00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:22,581
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
389
00:20:22,582 --> 00:20:24,382
Mm.
390
00:20:25,228 --> 00:20:27,035
- Hug?
- Give Mama some sugar.
391
00:20:27,036 --> 00:20:28,386
Aw.
392
00:20:28,387 --> 00:20:30,667
( Screams )
393
00:20:33,425 --> 00:20:35,645
( Clicks )
394
00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:40,602
Mrs. Dabney, we have to give
back the money we stole.
395
00:20:40,603 --> 00:20:44,503
What do you mean, "who is this?"
396
00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:49,869
Hey, Charlie. So, uh...
397
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:52,410
Crazy Halloween for the Duncans.
398
00:20:52,411 --> 00:20:55,707
There was a bat in the house.
399
00:20:55,708 --> 00:21:01,608
Then for a short period of time,
Gabe and Mrs. Dabney were friends.
400
00:21:01,654 --> 00:21:04,836
And then Spencer and I celebrated
our one-year anniversary
401
00:21:04,837 --> 00:21:07,626
with a romantic dinner and...
402
00:21:07,627 --> 00:21:10,246
A clown attack.
403
00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:12,951
But it wasn't actually that bad.
404
00:21:12,952 --> 00:21:14,365
For me.
405
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:17,502
Then again, I'm not afraid of clowns.
406
00:21:17,503 --> 00:21:19,404
Clowns in my house. Clowns in my house.
407
00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:21,740
Clowns in my house.
408
00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:24,193
Well, at least he's talking.
409
00:21:24,194 --> 00:21:27,614
P.J.: Clowns in my house!
410
00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:31,954
Wish him good luck, Charlie.
411
00:21:34,486 --> 00:21:37,756
We've had a lot of fun here tonight,
at the expense of clowns.
412
00:21:37,757 --> 00:21:41,981
But we're here to let you know that
clowning is a very serious profession.
413
00:21:41,982 --> 00:21:44,269
One that takes years of training.
414
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:49,768
And contrary to what you saw tonight,
we are not a violent people.
415
00:21:49,769 --> 00:21:52,289
( Groans ) Ah!
416
00:21:52,371 --> 00:21:58,271
We just wanna be treated with the same
love and respect as everyone else.
417
00:22:02,715 --> 00:22:04,193
Stay in school, kids.
418
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