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-They're getting married!
-I'll believe it when I see it.
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Maya Penelope Hunter!
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No, still Maya Hart.
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What's my name gonna be?
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How do you not understand this?
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I can't even think straight. So excited.
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Once Uncle Shawn marries your mother,
it's like we're gonna be related.
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We're already like sisters, and
then we're gonna be like cousins!
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That... that's
less. What happened?
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Riley, you know how I
feel about hope, okay?
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Please don't get my
hopes up for this wedding.
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Hope is not for suckers anymore, Maya.
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Hope has finally come
around to beam for you.
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Well, I'd like to believe that,
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but you turned me back into
me, and me knows better.
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Hey, happily ever after is happening,
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so get your fairytale butt out of
the dungeon and into the sunlight.
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(Knock on door)
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And here comes the dragon
to burn down everything.
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-Hi, girls.
-The wedding's off. I knew it.
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I mean "hi."
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-She's a-scared. -You're
his best friend, Matthews.
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You know he ain't going through with it.
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As long as I've known him, I
have never seen him this happy.
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Because I've never seen him happy.
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Maya, we are planning the wedding.
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We want you to help.
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-This is happening?
-This is happening.
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Prove it.
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-Katy!
-Happy!
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Please be there.
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Hey. What's up, kiddo?
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Maya's scared that the
wedding's gonna come apart like...
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come apart like... What is
something that has come apart?
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All of their previous relationships.
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Maya, Shawn and I are blessed
to have found each other.
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No one's going anywhere.
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How can you be sure?
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'Cause of this.
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(Both chuckle)
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Come on, Maya.
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Your mom and I are perfect for each other.
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(Scoffs) Twist the knife, why don't ya?
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Try to be strong, Cory.
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30 years I gave him.
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Those are just words, Shawn.
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You love each other, then prove it.
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(Whispers) Whoa.
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I've always known how to
get out of anything, Maya.
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The only thing that holds me here is her.
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Riley and Topanga: Aww!
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You make me sick.
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Well, it's good he left,
'cause he would've hated this.
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"There was nowhere to go but everywhere,
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so just keep on rolling under the stars."
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Kerouac wrote that in On the Road.
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I feel like my entire
life I've been on the road.
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Well, welcome home.
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(Katy chuckles)
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Something good is happening for me?
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(Chuckles)
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Something good is happening for me?
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We got a wedding to plan, Maya.
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You gonna be a part of it?
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(Theme music plays)
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I've been waiting for
a day like this to come
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Struck like lightning, my
heart's beating like a drum
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On the edge of something wonderful
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Face to face with changes,
what's it all about?
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Life is crazy
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But I know I can work it out
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'Cause I got you
to live it with me
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I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world
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Light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn
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I'm singing,
"Go-o-o"
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Oh, oh, oh, oh
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Take on the world
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Take on the world,
take on the world
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Take on the world
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Take on the world,
take on the world
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(Whispering) Riley!
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Riley Matthews!
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I am plagued by doubts!
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(Louder) Okay, get up.
I need to talk to you.
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(Grunts)
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When good things happen...
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do they stay good...
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or does a little bit of good
just bring a bigger disaster?
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Or how do you deal with a good thing? How?
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Bay window! Bay window right now!
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How do you sleep?
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I've always been a light sleeper.
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Ever since my father left.
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Just 'cause I could always hear
my mother crying in her bedroom.
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I'd try to go in and stop her from crying...
but I couldn't.
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So, I'd try to fall asleep
next to her, but I couldn't.
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"Mom, would you stop
crying if Daddy came back?"
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And she'd look at me and say, "We
don't need anyone else, baby girl.
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All I need is you."
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(Sighs)
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Too much responsibility.
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Can't sleep, Riley. Been up since I'm four.
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I know it's right that
she finally has someone.
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But I also know that I never
want her to go through that again.
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And what's the use in having a wedding
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if you don't know if
it's gonna last forever?
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How do you know it's gonna last forever?
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Thanks for listening.
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Are you up?
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(Snoring)
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(In Texan accent) Riley, it's me, Lucas.
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I wanna be a veterinarian
and I wanna kiss your face.
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(Smacks lips)
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Ew.
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(Snores)
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Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
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Cory?
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Well, I certainly hope so.
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What are you doin'?
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I couldn't sleep.
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But you could sleep here?
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Like an angel.
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So Shawn, listen, this whole committing
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your whole life to another
person thing, very big step.
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I love her.
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Okay, so here's the big test.
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Yes, more than you.
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Who do you love more?
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Do you love her more than me?
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-Yes.
-It's a simple yes or no, Shawn.
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-Yes.
-Ask me who I like more, you or Topanga.
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Who do you like more, me or Topanga?
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Topanga!
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Shocked? Surprised? You gonna cry?
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Well, don't because that's
the way it is, pally.
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Topanga is my entire life, and that's
how I want you to feel about Katy.
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I do.
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I give you permission.
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I don't need your permission.
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I like her way more than you.
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I set you free, my little Shawnee bird.
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Fly! Fly away!
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Don't go.
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I love Katy, Cory.
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She's first in my life. You're second.
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Maybe even third. That's
how much I love her.
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Slumber party over.
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Slumber party back on!
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Okay, okay, okay!
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-Okay!
-(Laughs)
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Question number 10.
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Do the thoughts of your fianc? make
you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
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I don't even know his middle name.
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It's Patrick.
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Patrick.
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Shawn Patrick Hunter...
I wanna marry him!
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-Fuzzy!
-(Chuckles)
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Okay, I'll... I'll go
ahead and put "yes."
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Why would someone who had
something go so unbelievably wrong
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want to do it all over again?
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She loves Shawn?
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She loved my father.
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Well, Shawn isn't like your father.
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What if my father wasn't like my
father until he met my mother?
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-Um... -What
if my mother
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has some sort of, like, nut gene
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that in combination with any man at all
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makes him go from "I do" to "What I do"?
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Well, I think that the hope is that
Shawn is not just any man at all.
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I want him in my life forever.
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So?
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So my experience is that getting
married kills that real good.
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Well, that's not what
happens in my experience.
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Well, you're lucky and I'm not.
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Okay, well, then here's
all the luck I got.
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(Makes whooshing sounds)
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-(Whooshes)
-Ta-ha!
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Thanks, Riles.
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Did you save any luck for yourself?
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Okay, here.
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Whaaa!
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Okay, Katy.
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By the power vested in me as the
quiz giver of this magazine,
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I know declare... none
of this means anything.
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Here's what matters.
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You're on the edge of a cliff.
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Today is the cliff.
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Tomorrow, there is nothing
underneath your feet.
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Hopefully every day brings solid ground.
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But with everything you know...
are you jumping or what?
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I have long since reconciled with God
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that if nothing else
remarkable happens in my life,
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I am thankful for my daughter and
for friends who care about me.
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And if that's all I ever get,
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then it's a lovely life
and I'm grateful for it.
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Well, Katy, as your friend,
I want you to have more.
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You're so sweet.
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Maya, as your friend, I
want you to have more.
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You heard her.
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she has a lovely life now, and
you know what the difference is
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between this time and last time?
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What?
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I'm here to stop anything
that could change that.
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So who's gonna be your best man?
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Me? All right. That's done.
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Oh! Oh, can you believe
that this is happening?
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I don't see how anything
could possibly stop it.
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(Door rattles)
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-(Knocking)
-Who is it?
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Riley Matthews.
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I'm doing this myself, okay?
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I don't need your stupid
optimism. I only want reality.
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Oh!
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Well, the reality is you
forgot to bolt the door!
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-(Riley laughs)
-(Keys rattle)
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Ya-chow! Keys!
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Ya-chow! Let me see! Yeah.
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Well, now I'm stuck good.
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Why do you want to marry my mother?
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To get back at me.
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'Cause I love her, Maya.
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Words. Those are just words.
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Yeah, they are.
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But I don't say those
words a lot, all right?
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I was never even sure what they meant.
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And now I am.
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They're the best words I got.
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So, they're important.
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I want you to understand them.
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(Screams)
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Maya, please don't ruin this for yourself.
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Why won't you let
yourself deserve something?
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(Door slams shut)
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Continue.
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I already asked you for your
blessing, and you gave it.
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Yes, okay.
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That's why words aren't enough.
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Look, I feel different.
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I feel scared.
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Of what?
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Of why this needs to happen at all.
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You like my mother, she likes you.
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Everyone's happy, so what's the reason
that anything else needs to happen?
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You and me are the same.
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We are.
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Bad things happen to us.
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They do.
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So what if life doesn't know
that this is happening yet
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and what if life figures
out that we're involved?
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(Whispers) That's when
something bad happens.
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What if she's right?
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She's wrong.
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- Why?
-Because I want her to be wrong.
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Why get life involved with a big ceremony?
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00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:26,163
Because your mother and I want to
invite life to this ceremony, Maya.
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We want life to change us for the better.
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Promise me this will work.
258
00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:34,004
No, I can't.
259
00:13:34,006 --> 00:13:36,874
I can promise that I want it to.
260
00:13:36,876 --> 00:13:38,976
And I can promise that
you're a big part of that.
261
00:13:38,978 --> 00:13:40,110
Ask me why.
262
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,679
Why?
263
00:13:41,681 --> 00:13:44,048
'Cause I never want to let you down.
264
00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:49,954
Get her!
265
00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:51,755
And get my key back.
266
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,124
Maya, what are you doin'?
267
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,961
I know you like me. I like you too.
268
00:13:56,963 --> 00:13:59,363
Thanks for everything you've ever
done for me because it's perfect.
269
00:13:59,365 --> 00:14:00,664
I want it to stay perfect.
270
00:14:00,666 --> 00:14:02,199
I don't want it to not
be perfect, so game over.
271
00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:05,202
-Thanks for playing.
-Hey, kid, let me stop you right there.
272
00:14:05,204 --> 00:14:06,971
This wedding ain't about you.
273
00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:08,005
What?
274
00:14:08,007 --> 00:14:10,241
This wedding is about your mother and me.
275
00:14:10,243 --> 00:14:12,710
I'm marrying her because I love her.
276
00:14:12,712 --> 00:14:14,144
Hey, thanks.
277
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:16,513
Anytime. You're gonna hear it a lot.
278
00:14:16,515 --> 00:14:18,382
And guess what else?
279
00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:20,184
We respect your tragedies, Maya.
280
00:14:20,186 --> 00:14:21,352
We do.
281
00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:23,387
We've had our own.
282
00:14:23,389 --> 00:14:25,322
But we're taking a leap of faith here.
283
00:14:26,424 --> 00:14:28,626
You wanna jump with us?
284
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,528
Prove you're ready.
285
00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:34,331
-What, right now?
-Right now.
286
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,400
I can't do that.
287
00:14:36,402 --> 00:14:38,602
How could I possibly do that?
288
00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:46,577
Hey, Maya.
289
00:14:46,579 --> 00:14:48,279
We jumpin' or what?
290
00:14:58,924 --> 00:15:00,257
So what do you wanna do tonight?
291
00:15:00,259 --> 00:15:02,293
Dinner, movie...
292
00:15:03,094 --> 00:15:04,528
get married?
293
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,864
Huh.
294
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:12,536
Well, isn't this reckless and spontaneous
of you, Shawn Patrick Hunter.
295
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,704
That's me.
296
00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:15,105
Oh, my gosh.
297
00:15:15,107 --> 00:15:17,308
He really loves her.
298
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,177
She really loves him.
299
00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:24,214
Shawn?
300
00:15:25,116 --> 00:15:27,584
Uh, it would...
it would be okay
301
00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:31,455
if, like, some of this had
a little bit to do with me.
302
00:15:31,457 --> 00:15:32,890
Then it does.
303
00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:35,225
That's nice.
304
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:37,161
That's so nice!
305
00:15:38,964 --> 00:15:40,331
Would you please excuse me?
306
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,465
Maybe for a second.
307
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,934
All right. (Chuckles)
308
00:15:43,936 --> 00:15:47,104
Katy: Ohh... I got nothin' to wear.
309
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:48,906
I got no shoes. I got flip flops.
310
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:50,140
I'mma flip-flop down the aisle.
311
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,242
You got anything to wear?
312
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,478
Uh, this here on my body.
313
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,280
Yeah.
314
00:15:56,282 --> 00:15:57,314
No.
315
00:15:57,316 --> 00:15:58,340
What? What? No, we have to!
316
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,351
The guy who's marrying
us gets here in an hour.
317
00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:02,619
-You're gonna love him.
-Oh. (Chuckles)
318
00:16:02,621 --> 00:16:03,988
-You my maid of
honor? -Uh-huh.
319
00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:05,522
-Do it.
-Okay.
320
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,527
This is something good.
321
00:16:10,529 --> 00:16:14,031
This is something good that
is happening to you, Maya.
322
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,434
This is what it feels like.
323
00:16:29,347 --> 00:16:33,017
Suit, shirt, shoes, ties, boutonni?re.
324
00:16:33,019 --> 00:16:35,419
I can't believe this is
really happening! Right?
325
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,355
Uh, can we sit down for a second?
326
00:16:43,528 --> 00:16:45,029
Will I make a good husband?
327
00:16:45,031 --> 00:16:47,998
I got a boutonni?re.
328
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,534
If you're getting cold feet, I
will drag you up there myself.
329
00:16:50,536 --> 00:16:53,470
No, I... I am marrying
the woman I love today.
330
00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:58,976
I just want to know if I'm gonna
be a good husband for her.
331
00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:00,177
Oh, that?
332
00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:01,879
-(Chuckles)
-Shawn...
333
00:17:01,881 --> 00:17:05,416
only someone who's truly
in love with someone else
334
00:17:05,418 --> 00:17:06,717
would care if they're ready.
335
00:17:07,685 --> 00:17:09,520
Because you care enough to ask.
336
00:17:09,522 --> 00:17:14,391
Shawn, only someone who cares
enough to ask knows for sure.
337
00:17:18,897 --> 00:17:20,330
Yee!
338
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,598
Should I return the boutonni?re?
339
00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:26,937
I've been looking for you.
340
00:17:26,939 --> 00:17:28,605
-Why?
-Um...
341
00:17:28,607 --> 00:17:30,707
-before we do this...
-Yeah?
342
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:33,544
...no matter what the future brings, I...
343
00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:36,280
I want you to know how much
I want to be a good wife.
344
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,818
That's all I've been thinking about.
345
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,455
Do you think I could be a good wife?
346
00:17:47,592 --> 00:17:49,093
Yeah. I'd bet my life on it.
347
00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:54,998
(Romantic music plays)
348
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,607
Fee-nay?
349
00:18:36,609 --> 00:18:38,675
-Both: Fuh-huh...
-Cut it out.
350
00:18:38,677 --> 00:18:40,644
All: Yes, sir.
351
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,480
Who's that?
352
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:45,449
-Mr. Feeny.
-Who's Mr. Feeny?
353
00:18:45,451 --> 00:18:46,583
I think he's my grandfather.
354
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,185
You're a minister too?
355
00:18:48,187 --> 00:18:49,353
Just go with it.
356
00:18:49,355 --> 00:18:50,921
Okay.
357
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,690
I am many things to many people.
358
00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:55,192
Grandpa!
359
00:18:55,194 --> 00:18:56,260
No.
360
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,101
You can't come out with me.
361
00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,569
I'm giving you away!
362
00:19:06,804 --> 00:19:08,005
Okay.
363
00:19:08,007 --> 00:19:09,072
Give me away.
364
00:19:10,842 --> 00:19:12,743
You're a good little boy.
365
00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:15,512
I've done some things.
366
00:19:15,514 --> 00:19:18,448
Yeah, well, you're her problem now.
367
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,117
Bye-bye. Go get married.
368
00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:26,523
May I give you away too?
369
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,565
(Romantic music plays)
370
00:19:40,205 --> 00:19:42,139
I'm probably gonna cry.
371
00:19:43,074 --> 00:19:44,541
Baby.
372
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:59,856
We are gathered here today to
witness the joining of two souls:
373
00:19:59,858 --> 00:20:03,694
Shawn Patrick Hunter and Katy Grace...
374
00:20:03,696 --> 00:20:05,495
Cleeterbooskay.
375
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,565
It's Clutterbucket.
376
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:09,900
Yes, I know.
377
00:20:09,902 --> 00:20:12,269
I'm just trying to give you some dignity.
378
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,575
Well, then make me Hunter
as quick as you can.
379
00:20:18,577 --> 00:20:20,777
Now I believe you two
have written your own vows.
380
00:20:20,779 --> 00:20:24,181
Mr. Hunter, the assignment
is due right now.
381
00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:26,416
He needs more time, Feeny.
382
00:20:28,419 --> 00:20:30,587
-You got anything?
-Yeah.
383
00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:38,195
I was looking for a quote that applied
to us, and what I found was...
384
00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:42,532
"Marrying for love may be a bit risky,
385
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:46,637
but it is so honest, God
can't help but smile on it."
386
00:20:46,639 --> 00:20:49,806
The lives we've lead until
now have made us both wonder
387
00:20:49,808 --> 00:20:53,610
if like knows what it's
doing with us at all.
388
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,115
Here's my life.
389
00:20:58,117 --> 00:21:02,419
My two best friends get married...
390
00:21:02,421 --> 00:21:06,323
and have a daughter who has a best friend
391
00:21:06,325 --> 00:21:08,592
whose mother is you.
392
00:21:08,594 --> 00:21:15,232
I believe in life and in the long
road that led me here to you.
393
00:21:16,134 --> 00:21:20,370
I promise I'll walk with you
as long as you'll let me.
394
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,508
I promise I will walk with
you no matter where it leads.
395
00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:28,845
As long as you're next to me...
this is our road.
396
00:21:29,781 --> 00:21:31,181
Who wrote that for you?
397
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,917
We wrote it together.
398
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:35,252
Oh.
399
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:38,588
Well, Mr. Hunter, I always
knew you had potential.
400
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,290
(Sniffles)
401
00:21:40,292 --> 00:21:42,492
What's the matter, Ava?
402
00:21:42,494 --> 00:21:44,661
This reminds me of our wedding.
403
00:21:46,531 --> 00:21:48,532
It's their time now, darling.
404
00:21:48,534 --> 00:21:49,700
We lived our lives.
405
00:21:53,037 --> 00:21:57,474
Do you, Katy Grace, take Shawn Patrick...
406
00:21:57,476 --> 00:21:58,575
Wait a minute.
407
00:22:02,647 --> 00:22:04,581
Before this happens...
408
00:22:05,983 --> 00:22:07,517
I'm with you.
409
00:22:08,986 --> 00:22:10,620
I'm jumping with you.
410
00:22:12,724 --> 00:22:14,191
Thanks, kiddo.
411
00:22:17,662 --> 00:22:19,229
And I've always been with you.
412
00:22:19,231 --> 00:22:21,231
(Chuckles)
413
00:22:24,702 --> 00:22:25,869
Proceed.
414
00:22:25,871 --> 00:22:28,004
(Chuckles)
415
00:22:28,006 --> 00:22:31,541
To have and to hold
until death do you part?
416
00:22:31,543 --> 00:22:32,642
Yes.
417
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:35,212
Yes, I do no matter what happens.
418
00:22:35,214 --> 00:22:40,684
And do you, Shawn Patrick, take
Katy Grace to have and to hold
419
00:22:40,686 --> 00:22:43,120
until death do you part?
420
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:45,655
I do.
421
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:46,823
Guys!
422
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,692
(All giggling)
423
00:22:48,694 --> 00:22:50,394
I do.
424
00:22:50,396 --> 00:22:52,796
Then I pronounce you man and wife.
425
00:22:54,432 --> 00:22:56,733
You...
you may...
426
00:22:56,735 --> 00:22:58,335
yeah,
but... okay.
427
00:23:11,716 --> 00:23:12,816
Great.
428
00:23:20,758 --> 00:23:22,092
We did it!
429
00:23:22,094 --> 00:23:23,760
Wait, is Shawn my father now?
430
00:23:23,762 --> 00:23:24,594
Not officially.
431
00:23:24,596 --> 00:23:25,962
He would have to adopt you first.
432
00:23:25,964 --> 00:23:27,697
-Get on it.
-I'm all over it.
433
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,468
-Hello, my wife.
-Hello, my husband.
434
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,871
Hello, my wife.
435
00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,173
What are you doing?
436
00:23:38,609 --> 00:23:41,745
Hey, where are you guys
going on your honeymoon?
437
00:23:41,747 --> 00:23:44,281
Shawn is taking me to Fiji.
438
00:23:44,283 --> 00:23:45,882
Take me to Fiji.
439
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,818
You killed me, Shawn.
440
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:49,886
You ready?
441
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:52,022
For the rest of my life.
442
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:57,727
Um, am I your daughter now?
443
00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:01,164
Well, it's how I'd like to think of you.
444
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,532
If it's okay.
445
00:24:03,835 --> 00:24:07,737
That is the most okay thing
that's ever happened to me.
446
00:24:17,515 --> 00:24:19,149
All: Bye.
447
00:24:19,199 --> 00:24:23,749
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