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Bro,

I'll give news

that will turn your squeaking into squawking.

Shut up, Panty!

Listen.

This has appeared on my news feed.

Come.

How beautiful, merciful nurse,

becomes infamous Dolan Devi.

In Shyambazar's Mitra house, a terrifying robbery and murder has taken place.

a nurse was appointed about 10 days

ago to take care of Jagabandha Babu.

No one knew that this 35 year old Shimontini Das is infamous robber Dolan Devi.

After gaining everyone's trust as the merciful nurse the moment she got the chance,

she slit Jagabandhu Babu's throat and ran away with all the money from the vault.

The police haven't yet found her.

After this every time I see a woman, I'll get paranoid. What a terrifying case.

I always act like that.

Instead of dealing with women, you should go fight at the border.

In my case, I quite adore lady robbers.

Dominating tyrant sexy body.

You'll realise when you get murdered.

Murder? When? Where?

No one called me.

Just got a call. We were looking for you. -Exactly.

We told them that you don't meet without appointments.

Damn.

Fucking Kaju Choco, why didn't you call me?

Oh, that case isn't worthy of you.

What I was saying is that, this is not our sister Bula case. It's a sister Dolan case.

Oh,

that nurse burglar case?

Pfft! Foolish case.

This city, you know, hasn't grown up, man.

All those clichéd crimes keep happening.

No interesting murders happen.

Bloody worthless.

Haven't you Bengalis ever seen a crime?

This is why you are anti-national.

I've grown up watching murders.

Wet lips of yours,

thirsty my heart, feels.....

Now he is here with a murder.

Didn't get any other song early in the morning?

Kinky bro!

If this case had a robber instead of Bula sister, it would have been much better.

Of course it would.

It had all the elements of a classic crime.

Bula sister came and ruined it all.

Leave it, bro.

As if you would be actually able to deal with a robber.

Even a few days ago you were telling us that you would give theories about sister-in-law.

What happened? You haven’t given them yet.

Where is sister-in-law?

Haven't seen her since morning.

That lady is really tough, man.

She’s something else.

She messed up a guy like me?

How come?

Oh, there’s something. There’re lot of things that can’t be told.

Everything can be told. Where would you go without telling? Come here.

Speak clearly, cutie pie.

How was the mess?

And when exactly did you have it, huh?

Also why would you have it without us? Damn traitor!

Hey, come on, man.

Oh, tell us fast. It’s not that only you have to say something.

You traitor!

Each and every one of you have something to hide.

If she herself comes and falls on my shoulders,

what can I do about it?

Meaning?

How would I explain the meaning?

Keeping her head on my shoulder,

What is he saying?

she kept whispering.

Then she said, “take me home.”

Will you take me upstairs please?

Could I say no to that?

Could you say no?

Little Jesus of kindness of mine.

Will you tell us what happened next?

I can’t tell you more.

Tell us fast.

I can’t tell more.

I’m embarrassed.

To hell with your embarrassment.

Tell us fast or I’m gonna hang you like a calendar.

Hey, I’ve tennis elbow.

I’ll get hurt.

To hell with your tennis elbow.

I’ll break your balls. Tell us fast.

I can tell you if you let me go.

Oh, let him go. He’ll tell us. Say.

After that,

I held her like this and took her upstairs.

I’ll tell on you.

When we returned from the resort…

Come closer.

She called me to her

I went.

My leg is paining.

Sprained.

See whats wrong.

Then a light massage.

Then…

then what?

Then…

I’ll tell on you.

Does she fall asleep every time?

Does she snore like Jibon brother?

I didn’t hear it.

Me neither.

Strange. She pressed mine.

What?

Where?

Cheeks.

Listen, this life wants only you.

Listen, my mind is drunk in your mystery.

Listen, this life wants only you.

Listen, my mind is drunk in your mystery.

Babes

done with all that vital stats.

Try me, babes.

Try me.

Little one.

It looks like I’m ahead of all of you.

You guys were done just by picking her up and massaging her feet.

Why? What did you press, dude?

Hey,

tell us fast. You’ve strutted about for long enough. Say!

I’ve pressed nothing.

I’ve opened.

What?

The blouse is tight.

Told the tailor so many times.

Gave measurements.

Who knows what he did?

Still made it tight.

Open it, please.

Ugh, couldn’t you go a little more forward?

Huh,

wouldn’t have mattered.

She wouldn’t have given anyone any.

At least she has approached me.

Approached you.-She didn’t even do that to you.

Exactly, man.

If she hadn’t fallen asleep…

Yeah, she was very stressed.

So she fell asleep.

Otherwise… -Hey, shut up!

I wouldn’t go running like you even if she had called me.

Yeah, we would see.

Swear on god.

I wouldn’t have gone to her.

Why would I lose my virginity to that characterless bitch, huh?

Oh dear, what trouble. You’re a virgin?

Hey, dude, you’re still virgin?

Do something. Go take a round at sister Bula’s.

Huh, leave it.

Do I have to lose my virginity to her just because you did? You go.

Bro, I was playing ping-pong since class 9.

Well done.-Hey, shame on you, guys.

That lady just wants to use us

We’re nothing but just toys to her.

Exactly.

Hey, let’s go see what the bitch is doing this morning. We all need an explanation.

Let’s go.

I’m so excited.

The mission must be accomplished.

When will it be night?

I can’t wait anymore.

Listen,

don’t get too excited and take a wrong step.

Everything will get messed up.

No, no,

don’t enter through the front door.

Not even through the backdoor either.

The kitchen is in the next room.

A little sound will wake Gansha up.

Hey, she is talking on the black phone. -She doesn’t have a mobile phone.

Wait, let me think and say.-Poor girl. Grandfather Jibon didn’t give her bras panties or a mobile phone.

She could have told me once. I would have gotten her one. -Shh. Quiet down. Silent.

Listen,

exactly at 12 at night,

you come and stand in the alley in front of the house.

Exactly at 12.

See?

See what she is saying?

There’s a spiral staircase at the back, right?

The one that goes to the alley?

I’ll stand right in front of it.

Listen,

don’t forget to cover up with a blanket.

Then, entering bedroom…

Attack!

You guys never listen to me.

Now see what has happened.

The one we thought of as a flower,

is Fulon devi instead.

Worse than that.

She is basically,

Lady,

Gabbar Singh.

Hey, Samba.

How much prize money has the government kept on my head?

50 thousand, bosss.

Full 50 thousand?

Nice.

When almost 50-50 miles away,

a child cries at night,

his mother tells him,

“Go on, sleep.

Otherwise Uma will come.”

Here there are 6 bullets,

and 6 men.

Hey, we should call up police immediately.

This woman is dangerous.

Shouldn’t we say something to Jibon brother first?

Hey, arse,

by then everything will be done.

And that arse has blind faith on that woman.

He wouldn’t believe us.

Right.

You call up police.

I will, I will.

Shift, shift

Hello,

this is Aniruddha Shom.

Detective Sholmes from Global detective agency.

May I speak to the officer-in-charge, please?

Sir, it won’t matter if we stand outside in civil clothes.

Why?

They won’t listen to us.

No one would listen to you even if you were in police uniform.

See if someone is coming here through the alley.

And inform me accordingly. Go.

Okay sir.

I think that,

someone should stay near the staircase that leads to the roof.

Because staircase at the back

then no one will come towards the verandah.

Where do they keep their money?

Uh, they keep their money and jewellery in babu’s vault.

Saw it during demonetisation… a lot of 500 and 1000 notes.

Okay, let’s go.

Me, MTV and CD will stay near the upstairs bathroom.

We will stay at that place below the roof near the staircase.

Yes, I think I’ll stay outside the front door,

If someone comes then…no, I’ll yell.

If you stay there alone, it will be risky.

No, no, I’ll yell.

Why are you yelling now?

Okay, okay. Let’s go now.

Whatever you have, give me.

What do you want? Tell me.

Only money won’t do.

What is going on?

Hey come.

I need you.

No!

Ah!

Dog, asshole.

Hey, god, let me go, let me go.

Leave me. Please.

Asshole!

Sister-in-law is crying. Let’s go. -Leave me. Please.

Police, police. -Oh, leave the police.

Our soldiers are fighting at the borders,

and we can’t do this much?

Let’s go save sister-in-law. -Let me go. Let me go please.

Hands up.!

Oh,

what’s this?

OC Sunil Mitra,

Detective department, Headquarters.

Shomes,

private investigator. Global detective agency.

No.

What? Jibon babu, you?

In your own house? I don’t understand.

Keep this.

If you were newly married, you’d know.

This is called

roleplay.

In this, erm,

what do I say…

erm…

if you do these things,

it stands up better.

Yuck. Eww.

You were eavesdropping on my phone conversation,

huh?

Naughty boys.

You rascals.

You dragged me here without reason. Go.

Get lost.

Sorry, Jibon babu.

You play,

Thank you.-We’re extremely sorry.

Bye.

Let’s go, sir.

Darling?

Oh, no. Don’t make sounds.

Yuck. Eww.

This wasn't supposed to happen in this house! Eww!