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30,

31,

32,- give me your charger.

Listen,-33,

34,

35. -Hey, no! What happened?

You lizard fucker, get it off.-35.

36. Hey,

Hey, Choco.

That sound?

Get it off.

Come on.

Who’s playing that?

MTV?

Let’s see.

Let’s go.

What’s wrong?

Hold.

What?

This.

Mouth organ.

Gift’s here.

MTV’s birthday gift.

Who's the sender?

Happy birthday, Moral.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear MTV.

Happy birthday to you.

Hey, why didn’t you tell us before?

Exactly because of this, idiots.

Listen, I’ve something to tell you. Beat him up!

Leave him.

You will hurt the little boy.

Why don’t I ever get hurt?

How old are you, darling?

I’m old enough.

20.

Huh?

23+

Very cute

MTV,

a gift was couriered for you. See! -Here, catch.

Good catch.

Now tell me. Who sent you these?

Yeah,

who is the secret sender?

Why would I tell you guys?

And me?

How can I hide anything from you?

Oh, my, my.

Hey!

You have to tell us. Or we will name your father “Khogen”.

Huh, how can you do that?

My father’s name is actually Khogen.

Then we will turn you into Donald Trump. Tell us, asshole.

Erm, there’s this special friend.

Guys, leave it. He won’t say it.

Girlfriend must have asked him not to.

Girlfriend?

What are you saying, sister-in-law?

Why?

Sister-in-law, you’re not actually getting it.

We’re looking for a doggy.

Lucy… -Hey, fuck you, man.

MTV, admit it,

that you’re gay.

I’m not gay. I’m perfectly straight.

Don’t malign my sexuality.

I love women just like you guys do.

Traitor, I thought you and me… Shut up, undergarments.

Okay, okay.

Now you guys go an prepare for his birthday party.

Party?

Of course.

It’s MTV after all.

We have to throw a party.

And stop bullying him, you guys. Now go.

Let’s go.

Go. -Yes.

Go. -Yes.

Are you gay?

No, what do you think?

I’m not gay.

I’m heterosexually polygamous.

Polygamous?

I mean…

I mean,

You have to prove that, man.

That you’re not gay.

That you’re not gay.

Okay?

Hey,

these are all the old wedding balloons.

So? The old ones were lying around so I used them. So what?

But why the old ones?

Ugh, weirdo.

Oh, they have swelled up fine.

Who filled them? You?

Yes, I did.

Now, see…

Hey, you burst them?

I’ll fill them and you’ll burst them?

Such are the times.

What can I say?

Who's burst?

Oh, the more wedding balloons burst, the better.

You guys know I hate marriages.

Listen, idiot.

Would sister-in-law have come without marriage?

When did sister-in-law come?

Okay, okay, enough chatting.

Now let’s cut the cake and party.

And don’t forget that...

At the borders, our soldiers are… No, dude.

Don’t forget that it’s our MTV’s birthday.

You guys went from balloons to sister-in-law.

Hah. Let’s get MTV.

We wish you a merry Christmas.

We wish you a merry Christmas.

We wish you a merry Christmas.

And a happy new year

Will happen again next year.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear MTV.

Happy birthday to you.

Blow the candles.

What happened?

Leaving me out?

Happy birthday, dear.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear MTV.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday MTV.

What’s this?

That’s pepper spray.

We usually use it against men. You can use it against girls too.

How come?

Oh,

what if a girl suddenly hugs him?

One can’t see and tell that he is gay.

Is there a lack of shameless, perverted women?

Shut up, Kinky, or I’ll put pepper spray on your face.

Don’t use it in wrong places.

Use it wisely.

Okay?

Naughty boy is having fun,

don’t challenge your friends

when gift box has silver wrapper

then we need a party,

alcohol has a little fun,

sister-in-law will also enjoy, -tight slap.

MTV is a very cool boy,

guys, let’s enjoy.

Krishna’s mercy is like the sea. Friend to the poor.

Elder sister-in-law.

Help!

One slap, you idiot!

Can’t you see that I’m here?

What are you doing? I’m cutting it.

Let me wash and come?

Huh,

what’s the need to wash?

One word. I would have licked it off.

Dirty, cheap

Anyway, let me wash and come too.

Go fast.

No one will eat yours.

As if I’ll give you.

Hey, where is everyone?

Hey, where is everyone?

Oh god,

What happened? Why are you yelling? -Shadow.

At the god’s altar.

Shadow?

Was that a curse word?

Shadow, man. This is why I tell you to learn Bengali.

Shadowy figure. Saw it with my own eyes at the god’s altar.

Oh, which one? Shadow or figure?

Saw them together. Keeps joking. Saw a ghost.

Male ghost? Female ghost would have been better.

Oh my God!

What’s wrong, sister-in-law?

Where were you guys?

I searched, and I called.

Don’t be afraid.

Nothing will happen.

I’m here.

There’s a shadowy figure near the kitchen.

The moment I called,

it vanished.

My goodness.

If sister-in-law is saying that, , it must be true.

Sister-in-law, go upstairs. We’ll see what’s up. Go.

I think we should probe into the matter.

CD, come with me.

Choco, go upstairs with Phantom.

Kinky, stay downstairs.

Call us if you see anything.

Come.

Come.

Phantom, come.

What, boss,

she came and hugged you.

Yeah, she was scared so she hugged me.

Oh, bullshit scared. Say that the ghost plan was yours.

Dancing on chance, dude!

What the fuck. Sleazy bastard.

Let’s go see a ghost.

God, god, god.

You Bengalis don’t believe anything.

That’s why you’re weird in the head.

What if the ghost’s real?

If the ghost’s real, you’ll marry it, what else?

Who?

Who’s there?

What’s wrong, sister-in-law?

I’m very scared.

Why?

A shadowy figure is constantly chasing me.

So what?

I’m here. Don’t be scared.

Nothing will happen to you as long as I’m here.

Did you guys see which way the shadow went?

I came upstairs to see that.

Found you instead.

I don’t know, man

What’s even happening?

You guys check and see where the shadow went.

He isn’t at home and everything started happening.

True.

My head…- Hey, what’s wrong, sister-in-law?

Should I rub it?

No, I’m here. Why would you need to?

Sister-in-law, I was saying,

that you should relax in your room. I’ll give you a light massage. You’ll feel so comfortable.

Leave it.

Go check and see if there’s anyone.

I’ll go and lock my doors.

Bro,

when did you get the idea?

Well played,

my lovely child.

Pfft.

Say, you’re the one who asked CD to walk around as a shadow, huh?

I won’t tell you anything. Shut up.

Huh, why would you tell me?

Even Choco had the chance.

Who knows when she’ll come in front of me?

Nothing’s happening with you because your mind is sinful.

Listen, bro.

I'll give you a tall, large gift.

When sister-in-law comes downstairs,

take a turn about the place as a shadow.

I’ll stand like Salman Khan.

Sister-in-law will run to me and I’ll hug her.

Shut up. Scoot.

There’s nothing, man.

Nothings there.

Give me.

Give me.

How will there be anything?

This is the dude’s doing.

Meaning?

This is MTV’s plan

so sister-in-law comes running and hugs us.

When will she come to me?

I’m waiting, aunt.

Oh, sorry, sister-in-law.

Hey,

what plan?

I planned nothing. Keeps saying it’s my plan.

Meaning the entire thing is made up.

Shut up guys!

I didn't get it.

Ghost? So we can hug sister-in-law?

Now sister-in-law will be afraid.

She’ll shiver in fear

She’ll come running,

And scream, “help, help.” -And she’ll throw her arms around us. Sister-in-law!

Who’s yelling?

Now I’m coming.

Sister-in-law! -Wait,

Wait.

all six of us are here.

Then?

Then this is surely a ghost story.

here’s no trusting Bengali ghosts.

We’ll beat you up.

Yes.

Got it.

Dude, what a plan!

What, bro?

Ah, you band of idiotic fuckers, can’t you understand?

No.

This is sister-in-law’s plan.

Sister-in-law wants to come and hug us.

So this game of shadowy figures.

Shadow, shadow.

Figure, figure.

Shadow, shadow.

Figure, figure.

Dude!

This is the matter.

Could have told us before.

We’ve been waiting for so long.

Ah, women don’t say things like these.

Sister-in-law, I’m coming.

God, god.

Kinky!

Asshole

Choco,

Sholmes,

CD.

coming.

Coming, coming.

Lets go fast man.

What’s the case?

What happened?

We left him downstairs.

Oh god i'm dying!

Oh, you left the little child downstairs.

God, what did you put in my eyes? -Let’s go!

Yeah, let’s go. - My eyes are burning.

Oh god i'm dying!

Oh my god, Bula sister! -What did you spray?-Oh, shit. I’m very sorry.

I’ll break your arms and legs.

You got that new slut. Having fun, aren’t you? Pig!

Quiet, quiet. Everyone will hear you.

Let them.

My eyes are burning and I won’t yell?

I’ll rub chillies down there.

Then you’ll know.

I’m very sorry, baby.

I got scared.

Fucker,“I got scared”,

when you jumped and danced on my body, then you weren’t scared?

Now I touch you and you get scared, right?

Traitor.

It’s not that, babes.

I was like shocked.

I’ve been signalling for so long.

Come to the attic, come to the attic.

And he keeps singing.

Slut-lover, sister-in-law fucker, aren’t you ashamed?

Bula sister is a bit angry.

Oh, what will become of me?

Every night you say you will turn up. You never turn up, huh?

Playing with sluts here, huh?

It’s been five nights and no sign of you!

Sister Bula?

What?

MTV and sister Bula?