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Gansha!

Gansha,

make a cup of steaming hot tea!

Gansha,

can you bring tea?

Yes, madam.

You want tea?

Okay.

Add a little cardamom.

Okay.

In mine too.

Okay.

Every one of you will get a return gift.

Last night was crazy.

I don’t remember much of it

What did I do?

Neither me.

Hey,

you don’t drink, do you?

Are you sure?

You also drank?

My goodness.

I wasn’t saying that I drank.

But I was surely high.

How come?

Even I don’t know.

Hey, Ashrafi.

Phantom.

Hey, Phantom.

Hey, Phantom.

You’re ignoring a cricket ball?

Lost your balls or what?

See!

See what I’ve got.

It’s the same glass which she used last night.

It’s her lipstick.

Try guessing the smell.

It’s rum.

She had vodka.

Yes,

I remember.

I was the one who gave it.

So why am I smelling rum in here?

Why?

It means someone within us tried to share the glass with her.

Do you realise what sharing a glass with a woman means?

What?

It’s someone within us tried to kiss her last night.

They hid it from us.

There’s a traitor amongst us.

It’s a clear sabotage.

I didn’t do it.

Hey,

we smell rum in the glass.

Not lassi. You shut up.

Will you listen to one of my songs?

Purely original.

Classical raaga based.

Rum

or vodka?

Heh?

Hey,

what did you have last night?

Rum or vodka?

Bullshit. I’m a whiskey person.

Then

that we are left with two people.

Choco had gin and tonic last night.

You had Bacardi.

Me vodka.

Then who is left?

One person.

Mr. Kinkar Sanyal.

Choco?

Had tea?

Yes,

with cardamom.

Ah!

Brilliant, right?

Yes,

Always have tea with cardamom.

Yes,

Mouth smells good. - yes.

Dark rum people are always fishy.

Have you had tea?

Nope.

I did.

Wanna smell it?

Cardamom.

Rum.

What?

It’s rum.

Huh!

What will happen tonight?

So coy.

Tongue wiggling at the sight of the young boys.

Duffers.

Incorrigible bunch of losers.

This is the smell of white rum.

Trying to become Sherlock Holmes.

Doesn’t know the difference between black and white!

If!

I was the one, I wouldn’t have raised this issue, okay?

Listen, kid,

I have read a lot of detective novels.

The thief’s mother has the loudest voice.

Listen,

my insides are as clean as the white rum.

I’m not into her.

I’ve been suspecting her from the first day.

I’m not wooed like you.

He is right.

He has always been very sceptical, huh?

Can I play the song?

Did you get a song as a return gift?

Return gift?

No, nothing.

Did you get a still picture in return for the video?

Meaning?

Nothing. Just.

You won’t listen to the song,right?

I’m off to play it to sister-in-law then.

Hey, no, no.

Why are you after sister-in-law all the time?

Little boy,

come sit

Where do you find all these songs,

brother?

I’m seriously not getting you.

Because

I’m beyond your reach.

Hey, listen

Cardamom, and out of reach talk has happened for a while.

Now say it.

Speak up.

Speak up.

Why are you yelling?

Those are nothing.

Will you say it?

Or I will delete all the porn from your laptop.

Do it.

I don’t need them anymore.

CD,

you stand at silly point,

I’ll see to the gully.

Hey, what are you doing? Ew, ew,

such a nasty woman.

Made the guys fight over her undergarments.

Na uh.

This can’t be sister-in-law’s lingerie.

Why?

Have you seen her lingerie?

No, of course not.

Then how can you be so sure?

Answer me.

Listen,

guys, if this lingerie belongs to Uma Laha,

it means that

all my doubts are becoming true.

This lingerie clearly indicates that the lingerie owner is a big time liar.

This lingerie can’t be hers.

Nope.

It can’t be.

Shutup,

This is sister-in-law’s lingerie.

Does anyone else wear lingerie in this house?

MTV?

Hmm?

Do you wear lingerie?

Hey, of course not.

Choco.

Hmm?

Do you wear lingerie?

Me?

This is sister-in-law’s lingerie.

My dear Sholmes,

since you didn’t get anything

as a return gift,

so, out of jealousy…

Shut up.

ok

Just shut up.

There’s an undergarment specialist in our office.

Once I drop this in front of him,

the entire truth

will come out.

Duffers,

you can just check one of sister-in-law’s lingerie.

Just get one of her lingerie and crosscheck it.

Simple. So,

MTV…

Hey, what did I do?

We need a lingerie,

right?

You.

Me?

Yeah.

There’s no one other than you.

Oh, no.

Fuck!

What happened to me today?

You were hiding in a different country.

This heart won't survive without you.

Come to me...

I haven't understood love.

Haven't searched for it before.

What happened to me today?

You were hiding in a different country.

It can’t be her's.

I know.

I know.

It is her's.

Not Akriti Kakkar’s.

What?

Yes,

it is the new sister-in-law’s voice.

Are you going to sell music instead of cricket like MTV after this?

Are you mad?

It looks like it.

Or have you become Virat Kohli?

Shut up!

I’m stuck with madmen.

All mad people...

Uncultured, mannerless!

Aren’t you ashamed?

That means this is what you think of me.

Ew. Ugh.

Let your landlord come.

I’ll tell him everything!

He feeds milk to serpents. Uncultured animals.

Please don't go that far..

I will if I want.

You guys actually aren’t worthy of me

I can’t even think.

Ew. Ugh.

Oh, god,

what will my husband think if he hears this. I don’t want to live.

I want to die.

May your wish be fulfilled soon.

Dear God,

let her last wish be fulfilled.

Hey, why do you want to die because of this bra?

Disastrous!

You

Me.

You and you guys

have insulted me.

And how dare you.

How dare you enter my bedroom and this…

Why did you touch this?

How didn’t you lose an arm?

See, you’ve been yelling for a while.

This is not my fault.

What do you think you’re doing?

Understand something.

I’m from a very reputed family.

I have a music certificate from London.

Did you see how she slapped an innocent kid?

What did I do?

Everybody forcefully sent me.

Ask Kinky and Sholmes.

Arsehole…

They asked me to come here.

Apparently, you left a bra under Kinky’s pillow as a return gift.

What?

Return gift?

Return gift?

Take your return gift.

Slapped me without reason.

After all, I’m a true artist. I’m a singer.

I hate the world. I hate North Calcutta.

Shut up!

All monkeys these kids.

Come inside.

Monkeys… all pigs.

Ah! Uma.

How could you do this? - what?

You are suspecting me?

Come down stairs right now. All truth will come out.

God, have mercy.

Let this terrible woman’s secrets be revealed today.

All of this insult because I’m a village girl.

This flimsy, ugly, dirty, sweaty lingerie is mine?

How did you all think I’m this small?

Dear god,

I should have died before I had to see this day.

What is even happening?

God! What’s happening?

lingerie massacre?

Hey, listen!

I have 32 lingeries.

6 of them are red.

5 are upstairs in their usual place.

Come, I’ll show you.

Hey, where’s the sixth?

I’m wearing it.

I’ll open and show if need be.

I can do exactly what I say but I won’t take this insult.

The bitch keeps lying all the time.

I can clearly see she’s wearing a black lingerie.

My aunt’s daughter

sent me them from Paris before my wedding

6 lingeris.

Set.

I bought twenty too

from the five star malls in Kolkata.

Listen,

you didn’t buy me any.

How can you even talk?

Been married for 5 days but still doesn’t recognise wife’s lingeries

Uma!

Uma!

Uma listen - 32 in this poor country?

32 is too much, man.

It isn’t too much at all.

Okay,

tomorrow I’ll take you to a big shop and get you lingeries.

Really?

Listen.

32 lingeries.

Keeping 32 lingeries is absolutely a healthy habit.

Both physically and psychologically.

What?

Nothing.

Was just saying that it is a healthy habit.

What is a healthy habit?

32 bras.

They’re saying it’s too much.

I’m saying ,

It’s healthy!

What healthy?

Keeps saying “healthy, healthy.”

32 bras

Every day of every month, sister-in-law will wear a new bra.

No Repeat

And it will keep her boobs alive.

Her boobs will be rejuvenated and oxygenated.

That means the person who’s going to enjoy her boobies,

will also be stimulated.

My god.

How do you know so much?.

Keeps making things up.

Then he will start talking like Sholmes,

calling himself the expert of bras and panties.

Of course,

Sholmes, I’ve already said that he is a dumbfuck.

Hey, sit down.

Knows nothing. And me!

I’m honest.

It’s my deep-rooted knowledge.

It’s my passion and profession.

What?

You sell bra-panties?-Yes,

I have a successful chain of suppliers.

All imported.

You’re a bra-panty salesman.

Ugh.

This isn’t allowed in this house.

This is a decent house.

You can’t do a business with those things while living in this house.

I have a trade license.

Even GST.

Do you have anything in my size?

Huh?

Then the red bra belongs to?

Fulki?

Was under the pillow.

You left it behind by mistake.

Be careful.

Damn,

Brother Gansha, you!

The birthday boy is excited!

Don't challenge a friend!

The gift box is bordered by silver!

You dumbass, throw us a party!

A little interest in the alcohol!

Even the sister-in-law will have fun!

MTV is really a cool boy!

Enjoy to the fullest!

Enjoy!