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Hey, brother Kinky,

what’s up with the big fish?

Going to cook fish at home today?

First of all, this is not fish.

This is the silver cultivated in the Ganges.

This is Hilsa.

Okay.

Don’t insult it by calling it just a fish. By the way,

By the way,

we all are going to treat our new sister-in-law.

Oh?

And sister-in-law,

on eating the hilsa,

ahh…

Oh, wow.

Gansha.

No use dreaming.

This is called lobster.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Goodluck.

Bye.

I hate this.

Dammit.

I’m surely not going to have that mutton.

Gansha Brother is cooking the prawn…I’ll have that.

That prawn is for brother and sister-in-law,

by the way.

Eh?

How cheap!

Could have brought a little more.

Why did you count and bring it?

I can’t trust Choco’s mutton.

I can’t trust Choco’s mutton.

God knows what he is making.

God knows what he is making.

Hey,

don’t talk shit.

You guys cannot take a single step without me

and still have the nerve to talk, huh.

Yesterday you were saved because of me,

have you forgotten?

By the way,

what are you adding to the mutton?

Well, that’s a trade trick.

But whatever I add,

once Jibon grandpa has it,

he will be out for days.

You see,

his anus gonna work so hard

that his dick

is not going to function at all.

Yes, man!

By the way,

why you feeling so gay, MTV.

What?

I mean, happy.

Shut up.

Hey,

I got some brilliant hilsa.

Everyone gets a piece from me.

The rest for sister-in-law.

And brother aslo.

yaar!

Sholmes has again turned into a detective.

Ah, man.

It was better when the dude was silent for two days.

Then that saves money on medical bills.

Wow,

I saw you are cooking hilsa.

Haven’t had it in ages.

Gansha,

a piece for sister Bula too.

So,

did brother Jibon catch this hilsa?

Eh.

I bought two kilos for 3.5 k.

Oh.

I thought it got in Jibon brother’s hook.

Didn’t get you, sister Bula.

Here. Have this.

Can you elaborate?

Oh,

Have this.

Oh,

you won’t even look at my face, then?

I can’t show you my face.

I am such an idiot that after getting

beautiful wife like you,

I still fell asleep on our conjugation night.

All soiled. All soiled.

What?

These are night flowers (tuberoses).

Why would they be soiled ?

My nights don’t bloom, Uma.

I couldn’t give you any happiness last night.

Oh, dear.

So what if it didn’t happen last night.

Yesterday it didn’t happen. It will happen tonight.

Nights aren’t going anywhere.

One will go,

another will come.

True,

right?

Hmm.

Right?

Your health comes before everything,right?

Your body didn’t allow you yesterday so

you couldn’t do anything.

Does age ever listen to anyone?

Listen,

I’m getting old, right?

Please!

Would I marry you if you were old?

Yeah that’s right.

That’s absolutely right.

Actually, on marrying you,

my age is decreased 10 years in one jump.

Hmm.

Now have this.

Yes,

What is this?

Chirata water.

Eh?

Keeps stomach cool.

I can have snake’s poison if you ask me to.

Lies.

All lies.

Robbers had captured her.

Colt peacemaker.

That makes this story

more

unbelievable.

Can the guy even use a slingshot?

Colt peacemaker.

Huh.

Listen,

you guys do all this.

Let me go upstairs

and see if I can find out things.

All are mine.

Sister, should I come in?

Oh, Bula sister,

come in.

Do you need to ask?

Whoa.,

Such beautiful designs.

Obviously your mother’s?

No.

He gave them to me.

Jibon Brother?

Then must be vintage.

Vintage, right?

Must be.

Heard that

these were hers.

Oh

Khona sister-in-law’s jewellery.

Good.

What would happen to her jewellery anyway?

Gave them to you.

Saved money.

He has made me new ones too.

Wow.

New jewellery?

She is looting everything, bitch.

So what did brother give you on conjugation night?

Can one say such things?

What is there not to tell you ?

Pfft.

Ah, I know.

Diamond ring?

Well, what would happen if you told me?

Would I steal it?

It isn’t a diamond ring.

It’s more expensive than diamonds.

It can’t be stolen.

Jibon Brother?

At this age?

What are you saying?

Age doesn’t affect men.

Women are…

Listen,

do you guys hide anything?

No, Bula sister

There is no veil between us.

Both of us cling to each other.

And, you know,

he hates rubber.

Oh my god.

Nasty woman.

That woman is a criminal.

I’m telling you guys.

The lie detector test

is the only way to…

Eh. The lie detector test is the only way to blah blah blah.

Idiot.

You’ve invited the people

and then you’ll say “sister-in-law, come.

Sit in front of the lie-detector.”

Sherlockfucker.

Yeah, yeah. Sometimes he behaves like a kid.

I think even Bula sister is a better informer than him.

Right.

Hey, shut up,

you queer.

Just shut up, okay?

Your four generations would be queer,

you cheap sleazy father-fucker.

What did you say?

Leave. leave

Hey, leave him.

Why can’t I make you understand?

Divided we fall.

Think of this,

our crisis is the same.

One second.

Why crisis?

A Rose being gulped by an Ox..

and 6 eligible guys like us will just watch

If this isn’t a crisis, what is it, brother Kinky?

Guys, this is a deep-rooted sexual crisis

and we all have to overcome it.

And we will.

Right.

We shall overcome.

We shall overcome.

Right.

Got it.

What’s the solution?

Solution?

Allow me.

Well, I have a solution.

An ayurvedic solution that was used as a lie detector in the time of The Mahabharata.

And the funny part is

only Yudhishthir knew about it.

Maybe he would always speak the truth because he was afraid of this.

Absolutely.

Scoot, scoot.

the best lie detectors are

whiskey,

rum,

vodka.

When there are so many good things…

Whose machine is this?

Yours, right?

Fuck your machine. And

fuck your syrup.

Well said, good sir.

You get two extra pieces of hilsa fry from my side.

Bula sister,

got anything?

I knew it.

You won’t get anything.

This is a stronghold.

Listen,

I will see.

Hey,sister-in-law,

listen to me.

Life was a desert.

Hey,sister-in-law,

listen to me.

Life was a desert.

You, you, I called loudly.

Do you hear that song....?

Heart will be sold

with blue and red threads you put the mosquito net up.

Hey,sister-in-law,

Hey,sister-in-law,

want to see you, I claim.

Hey,sister-in-law,

Hey,sister-in-law,

want to see you, I claim.

Days go by like dreams for everyone while thinking of sister-in-law.

In life’s new match,

boredom is gone.

World has become colourful.

Hey,sister-in-law,

listen to me.

Life was a desert.

Hey,sister-in-law,

listen to me.

Life was a desert.

Hey,sister-in-law,

This one was for Uncle..

Sorry

brother and sister-in-law.

Thank you.

This is from my side.

Naughty.

Very.

Hey, Gansha,

where’s the food?

Can’t you smell it?

Everything is ready. I’m bringing it immediately.

And you Kinky?

This one’s from me.

Oh, what is this?

Surprise.

How sweet!

Keep it.

Ayurvedic beauty pack.

It will make you young forever.

Why?

Ain’t I young enough?

Of course,

of course.

I mean more.

Thanks.

Keep it.

This one’s from me.

Cake?

Edible?

Actually, I can’t see anything other than bat and ball.

Uh oh,

you won’t get women this way!

No, no.

I’ve started to see now.

Ah, can see now apparently.

Thank you.

The boy has grown up!

This is a lamp shade

This runs on battery too.

During power cuts,

you can light it up.

Thank you so much.

Every one of you will get a gift in return.

What is this, eh?

She is a new bride

so she gets all the gifts?

All of you have forgotten me.

No one has forgotten.

Here’s the real stuff. Shift this.

Move the cake.

Ew.

All this.

This can’t be done here .

This doesn’t happen is decent houses.

This is a decent place.

You know?

My grandpa,

Expelled my uncle because of this.

Oh,

Jibon brother,

this is one evening.

Grandpa,

aunt,

no one will come to know.

A little…have a drop.

Pfft.

Tradition is a thing, right?

So what if grandpa isn’t here?

Guys, tell him.

Jibon Brother, just chill.

We just want to hear a ‘cheers’ from you.

That’s it.

No, no. This can’t happen.

In sister-in-law’s honour.

Honour?

Please, Jibon brother,

don’t say no.

It’s a token of love.

Love!

For sister-in-law’s sake.

Please!

A little.

Give only a little.

Okay?

Yes.

Give a lot okay?

Make ours too.

Okay.

Bring the water bottle.

Sister-in-law,

we have soft drinks for you.

Are you sure that,

This is soft?

I don’t like it hard.

Jibon..

Let the soul go where it wants.

Hey, waiter, make…the fountain.

Fish, fish, fish.

Sorry but I have a small question,

sister-in-law.

Did brother Jibon catch this fish?

No...

Jibon Brother didn’t catch the fish .

I did.

You? Oh.

Jibon Brother caught the robbers.

He brought peace using the colt peacemaker

Cut them into pieces.

What rubbish!

A fish wet and fried.

She is the queen and I'm the king.

Caught with the hook

and covered in mustard sauce.

Eat both sides of the fish.

Crocodile tears.

All crocodile tears.

Will make a story again.

I know none of you trust me.

So I didn’t tell anyone the truth.

We met in the dreams.

He proposed to me in the dream

Then in the morning when I went to fill water from the tap,

Oh God....!

my dream guy was standing there.

He wanted to have water from me.

That's it.

Now you have given Jibon Laha also the dreams.

eh?

This woman lacks no talent!

Hey!

That was soft?

Naughty boy...

It's very soft

It's not that soft as it appeared to be,

It was a little hard.

You mixed it, right?

Turned out bad.

I asked CD not to.

But when do they ever listen to me?

Oh,

no one listens to you?

No.

Will you listen to me?

Sure..

Just tell me and then see.

Can you fix my aanchal?

My hand is paining so much that I can't lower it down.

Hey!

Our soldiers are fighting on the border

and I can’t do this?

Will you take me upstairs please?