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Everything is fucked up.
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Dammit.
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Fuck.
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Gansha,
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are you kidding me?
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I’m not kidding. I’m looking for a cassette of shehnai.
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Where did you find this ancient thing, man?
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I had it.
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But shehnai at dawn?
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Why, my dear arse Gansha, why?
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Your wife's father-in-law’s wife is the arse
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Today is their marriage conjugation
night, remember?
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Marriage conjugation!
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Marriage conjugation
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Are you sure
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that marriage conjugation happens
the night after the cursed one?
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Hey, what?
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No,
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conjugation of marriage comes just after baby shower.
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Arse.
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And he dreams to be a film director
with this knowledge.
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Shut up, you Mickey Mouse.
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I don’t believe in fucking marriage.
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What?
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Then you’re going to have a very tough sex life.
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Indian girls are pretty marriage freak, you know?
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Oh, really?
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So how many women have you slept with?
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Hey, that’s my personal matter.
- Guys, tell me what’s happening here too
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Is CD getting married too?
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Look,
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Look, you
guys hide a lot from me.
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This can’t go on, okay?
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Ah, man.
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Can we get back to the main crisis?
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It would be tough to get the old guy out of here.
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From where?
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Oh, god. Today is their first night after marriage.
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Just relax for a bit, dude.
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Bullshit. Huh.
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All my music is fading away, man.
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I can’t see her with that old man.
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All my music will fade away.
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Then at least some good will come of it.
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Hey, what?
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Oh,
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nothing will happen.
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I will punch
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him so hard with my bat
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that marriage will go this way
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and conjugation the other.
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And you on another way.
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No, sit here
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peacefully.
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Guys, I have a plan.
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Wait, wait. What? Doing massage, right?
Oh, listen to me.
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Muscle relaxant, muscle relaxant, idiots.
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What?
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Works like sleeping pills.
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It’s a very strong sedative and I know the trick.
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What will happen then?
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Ah,
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uncle
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will fall asleep, duffer.
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Choco,
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I’m proud of you.
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Wow. High-five!
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Yes.
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Yes.
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One minute.
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We are supposed to be 6.
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Right.
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Where’s the final one?
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Hey, Sholmes is missing.
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Where did he go?
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Bullshit.
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He was missing from the beginning.
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I haven’t seen him since morning either.
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What the fuck.
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Where did he go?
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Uma,
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Slept well?
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Does it just happen just like that?
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You have to drag and bring it.
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Oh, dear.
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Mosquitoes must have bitten you.
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Forgot to hang the mosquito net.
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I am really sorry.
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Can mosquito nets stop this type of mosquito?
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Then?
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It needs other types of medicines.
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As if you don’t know!
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What happened?
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Mosquito bit you?
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Huh,
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why do I have to make all the effort?
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You’re right.
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Why do you have to make the effort all the time?
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Even I have to…
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sorry.
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Really sorry.
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Ok....?
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scratch my back.
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Scratch your back?
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Yes.
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Listen Jibon da,
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Ugh.
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Jibon da,
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These pigs arrive at the climactic moments… Hate this.
-Jibon da are you listening,
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Jibon da,
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Where did he go?
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Might have gone to the attic. -No, isn’t there.
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Hey,
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what have you started at this early morning hour?
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Sir,
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Sir,
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it’s a disaster.
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We can’t find detective sir.
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Eh?
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Yeah.
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Can’t find him? - Actually we never noticed.
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We haven’t seen him since last night.
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What! You haven’t seen him since last night?
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and realising it now?
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How would we?
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We were all busy with you.
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After we brought you downstairs,
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we fell asleep here and there.
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Then the police must be informed.
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Before that, search the entire house.
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He might be asleep somewhere.
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Huh?
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Choco?
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What?
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Have you gone mad?
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You are looking for Sholmes in the carton?
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Murder!
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Murder!
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He has been murdered.
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Where is everyone?
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He has been murdered.
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Murder! Come here!
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I had just
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gone to the bathroom…
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Trust me, I didn’t remember that
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the one upstairs cannot be used anymore.
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The moment I stepped into the washroom…
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What happened next, brother Sholmes?
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Power cut.
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There was one, right?
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No?
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Then why did it all go dark in front
of my eyes suddenly?
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I was searching for the tap.
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Suddenly,
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a sudden flash of light before my eyes.
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Felt like lightning in my head.
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And then?
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Blackout.
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I don’t remember anything else.
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You people woke me up.
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You need a doctor.
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Have this syrup.
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It works as wonder.
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Have it, have it.
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Have it
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Bees come humming into my room…
-Sister? O, sister? Look, I got you a saree.
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Don’t know if you will like it.
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I don’t know your favourite colour.
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So brought red.
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New brides look nice in red.
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I like all colours, sister Bula.
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But he ...
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likes pink.
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Which man likes pink, eh?
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Never heard of it before.
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Lies.
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All lies.
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He likes green.
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It’s normally brown,
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you know.
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But he loves seeing me
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in pink.
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Actually, that was my saree’s colour
when we first met.
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Oh,
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how did you first meet?
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That’s a long story.
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Tell me.
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Want to know?
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Yes.
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Tell us.
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Tell us how you found sister-in-law.
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Ah, that’s a long story.
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So what?
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Tell us. Please.
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Oh, how can you tell where one will connect
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with someone?
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You can tell it once it happens, right?
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Yes.
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Now please tell us.
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Yes. Please, Please.- Tell us. Come on.
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Then listen…
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He was fishing in our village’s largest pond.
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And I was diving in the same pond.
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went deeper and deeper
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almost to the bottom.
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I’m riding a car through a deep forest.
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Suddenly I hear
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a woman’s scream.
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“Help,
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help!”
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“Help,
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help!”
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And then?
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I didn’t even notice.
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Somehow I get tangled in his hook.
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Through the dark forest,
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shoving aside sea of leaves I see…
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Dance, Uma,dance.
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Robbers had captured
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a beautiful woman.
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A helpless woman.
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The robbers were
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throwing and breaking alcohol bottles.
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I cried out,
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in my head,
of course,
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“Basanti, don’t dance in front of these mongrels.”
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His fish hook bit into my chest.
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Such a tingling pain, Bula di, I can’t even explain.
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in my head,
of course,
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Huh, such drama. Jibon Laha has never
gone fishing in his life,
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never.
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Small pieces of glass are piercing her foot
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And my chest hurt.
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Pierces her foot,
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And my chest hurt.
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Pierces her foot,
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hurts my chest.
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Pierces her foot,
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I said it in my mind,
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"Enough is enough!", I tell myself.
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I took out my revolver
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I fell upon them.
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Hands up!
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And then?
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Then?
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And then?
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And done.
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Done?
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Lies.
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All lies.
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You look so nice, so nice!
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Marriage conjugation night means exertion.
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Have the juice.
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No, I get a lot of acidity
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if I have juice.
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Then should I ask Gansha to
make your some strong tea?
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Idiot,
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who has tea at such a time?
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Then have some cold drink.
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Nah. I start burping a lot.
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But I will make an offer you can’t refuse.
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Natural Viagra.
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Something that you need a lot tonight, Jibon da.
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Try to understand, brother Jibon
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Understand
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Yeah,
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tonight won’t go well without this.
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Have it.
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This will make you
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strong
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like a horse
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and fertile
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like Salman Khan.
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Have it, have it.
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Why are you waiting?
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Sister-in-law is waiting?
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Should I open it?
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May I?
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Sedative?
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He is jumping like a horse.
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Hold on.
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What hold and on?
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Jibon uncle is so on that
we all will end up lying down.
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What happened ?
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