Original subtitles

I wanat to see your face,

baby

Really

Yeah

Do you want some more, baby?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I have license to kill.

Do you?

Wanna see my pom pom show?

Do you want more pressure?

Shut up

and bounce.

Wearing party shoes today,

relax and dance

No use taking load.

relax and dance

relax and dance

Very good.

Chill and dance,

Chill and dance,

all night long.

Very good.

Chill and dance,

Very good.

all night long.

Brainy is the new sexy.

It’s pretty late.

Eat and let me go.

I have been working all day

I got zero rest.

Zero?

Ugh.

Zero runs and I’m out

No, no.

Not zero.

Exact 36.

I don’t like zero at all.

How ideal, dude.

36

24

36.

16:9.

Anamorphic close-up.

No.

Never.

Nyet.

I will never call her aunt.

Not even if I die.

Not even if a producer offers 1 crore.

No one’s going to offer that anyway.

I think she needs a hot oil massage.

Sitting posture is pretty strainous.

What do you mean?

Has travelled for 4-5 hours.

Won’t her body ache?

light massage.

She needs it.

Khona,

before you left,

you told me your final wish.

You asked me

to get married again.

I have brought Uma.

Pay your respects.

Highly suspicious.

Why would a damsel marry Jibon uncle?

Because she never met me.

Don’t joke.

This can’t be so simple, right?

I’m sure she is a spy.

Or there is a big criminal racket behind this.

Has come to take his property.

Maybe something bigger?

Tickles?

Is it Tickling more?

Then?

So little doesn’t do anything.

Um - Huh.

What’s that?

Mwah.

You are my James Bond.

I am your spy.

Oh, god.

And this film will be produced by

Subhash Ghai.

But to call aunt “sister-in-law”, you must call uncle “brother.”

The heart burns.

Burns.

Heart breaks and

The heart wants her.

Wants her.

The heart burns.

No sense of time or place.

Who?

My earring?

Why!

would it be your earring?

These boys who live downstairs

have no sense of time or place.

Have started shouting again.

Leave it be.

They are all like your sons,

right?

that is true.

Dude, our soldiers are fighting on the border,

and Jibon uncle is still obsessed with his wedding night?

That too at this age!

Such a selfish anti-national.

Whoa,

I’m surprised

For the very first time you’ve raised a logic, Phantom.

I’m very proud of you.

Thank you.

Created logic.

Created logic.

Created logic, you have. - But I can find out the right chord.

Just need to have the right score

Huh, what the fuck do you know about female body, eh?

Been squealing since then.

Haven’t touched anything other than some 50-year-old women’s coccyx and femur, huh.

Who gives you a damn, you hippo’s kid.

Hey, Choco baby nut.

Try to suck your own dick.

Maybe then you will sound clearer,

you Choco baby nut.

Don't say anything rubbish!

What do you think of yourself.

Hey, leave!

Hey, Calm down.

What do you guys think?

Only one of us will be able to satisfy our sister-in-law?

Why?

Can’t you tell from the stuff?

If we try to do that,

she will gobble us up like rice.

Yup, rice.

What is that?

Was that abuse?

Ugh.

You know what the problem is?

I don’t know where to start.

Why?

Haven’t done anything for a long time?

Yeah.

It's been 5 years that Khona has passed away.

Huh,

as if you were a brilliant performer even then?

Why can’t I make you understand?

Whatever we do, we have to do it together.

Divided we fall.

We need teamwork.

What a naughty thing the heart is... Just like an atom bomb!

Naughty 'n' Hotty Beautiful! All thanks to Uncle's Home

The figure is triggering his eager heart!

36*24, A youthful girl of 36 years.

And for that we sneak in her room on the second floor.

We try to see any hot scene through a binocular

O Boudi!

Oh Angel!

O Boudi!

The Beauty of my dreams!

No worries any more! It feels like we have won a lottery.

O Boudi!

Oh Angel!

O Boudi!

The Beauty of my dreams!

No worries any more! It feels like we have won a lottery.

Since you can’t do anything,

let me.

If you are scared of cockroaches, people will just take advantage of that!

We are spending our days just to get a single glimpse of her's

If you are scared of cockroaches, people will just take advantage of that!

We are spending our days just to get a single glimpse of her's

And that's why we take the risk of sneaking in her room on the second floor.

We try to see any hot scene through a binocular

O Boudi!

What’s wrong?

Look at how they’re shouting! - Ugh.

You don’t pay attention to me at all.

What are you saying?

All of me is pointed towards you.

Really?

Yes.

Oh Angel!

O Boudi!

The Beauty of my dreams!

No worries any more! It feels like we have won a lottery

What a naughty thing the heart is... Just like an atom bomb!

Naughty 'n' Hotty Beautiful! All thanks to Uncle's Home

The figure is triggering his eager heart!

36*24, A youthful girl of 36 years.

And for that we sneak in her room on the second floor.

We try to see any hot scene through a binocular

O Boudi!

Oh Angel!

O Boudi!

The Beauty of my dreams!

No worries any more! It feels like we have won a lottery

O Boudi!

Oh Angel!

O Boudi!

The Beauty of my dreams!

No worries any more! It feels like we have won a lottery

Eeny

meeny

miny

moe.

Catch a tiger by his toe.

If he hollers let him go.

I never really liked it.

The rhyme goes that way.

So what?

We will write our own rhymes.

My rhyming skills aren’t sharp,

Uma.

What of yours is sharp then, darling?

My scissors.

And your teeth?

I know something better.

What?

(barks)

Sacrilege!

Wedding nights are cursed.They don’t even remember.

He has brought home a snake.

Uma, kiss me.

Kiss me, Uma.

Uma, kiss me.

Kiss me, Uma.

He is getting seizures again.

Shut up or I will beat you.

Shut up, you gross people.

I have an idea.

Uncle can’t touch her tonight.

Meaning?

Meaning that today is the cursed night.

The night after the wedding

is the cursed night.

How is this possible?

How can today's night be cursed night?

Hey,

he is right.

It happens in Bengal.

It is the Behula-Lakkhindar case.

If you sleep with your husband the night after the wedding,

he gets bitten by a snake.

Goddess Serpent will curse them -Brilliant.

He can do whatever he wants tonight and then the serpent goddess will take care of the rest.

It’s written in my birth chart that I’ll marry a widow

Wait, wait. It seems that you have forgotten that I’m here.

Haven’t forgotten.

You are planning to get uncle bitten by a snake.

Think you can get away with this?

The country has courts, law

and even better

it has me.

Uncle’s nephew.

We are missing the point.

What?

Today is the cursed night.

Today sleeping together is forbidden.

That’s it

I cannot explain one thing to you.

We have only one duty now.

We have to save our dear uncle's life.

Here!

Here!

Here!

Don’t go ahead.

What are you doing?

Disaster, man. You haven’t done too much, have you?

Meaning?

Come, let’s go downstairs. It’s pretty late.

The more late, the more dangerous it is.

Snake will bite.

Don’t touch her.

You’ll die.- Hey

what the hell are you saying?

How dare you guys enter my room?

You are speaking to us this way?

We came to save you.

This is why you shouldn’t help anyone.

Yes, seriously.

Today is the cursed night.

If you do something tonight,

you won’t be able to do anything the rest of your life.

Uh?

you gotten married before?

You had.

Still you don’t know about it?

It’s unholy to touch her tonight.

Our soldiers are fighting at the borders

and you can’t resist for one night? -Come, come.

Hey!- Lift, lift, lift.Put down, put down. Let’s go.

Hey, let me go.

Hey, listen

Leave me

No.. come with us,

Leave me

It won't be good.. leave me..

Good. At least these rascals were of some use.

Come Come... - No leave me..

Leave me..

Leave me..

Have some water.

Ah, don’t be so impatient!

Keep yourself in control, Mr Jibon.

Shut up,

you cheeky kid

We were saying

We have got a gift for you.

I mean, it’s the start of your new life.

Your new life.

So our new life.

Personified life.

Life. But…

Then you have gotten a new life.

Because of this marriage.

Now you have gotten back your old youth,

right?

You didn’t really let me get it back.

Who would dare to stop you?

It’s just for tonight.

From tomorrow…Blooming Youth.

Any time you want to...

So let me tell him?

Yeah.

From today none of us are going.....

call you Jibon uncle.

What will you call me?

Brother.

Brother.

And sister-in-law will be

sister-in-law.

What even?

What would you call brother’s wife other than sister-in-law?

Elder sister?

It’s pretty late.

You go to sleep.

Brother.

Sleep?

Okay.

Let me go upstairs?

Sister-in-law is alone

What if she needs something?

Don’t even think about it.

From now onwards, no one is going upstairs... For this and that.

Bathroom?

There are two downstairs.

Enough.

Oh, look.

Handsome thief.

Dear, listen

there’s a thief in the house.

Oh, no.

I’m not a thief.

I…wait.

I usually use this bathroom.

Old habit.

So didn’t remember.

Such trouble.

So you were peeing by climbing up?

No, you mad?

Then?

No.. Actually water was not coming.

All old things here.

oh...

It’s okay now.

I climbed up and fixed it,

It’s all okay now.

Problem

solved.

If I see you once again…

Never again,

I swear.

I swear.

Listen,

Open the string of my blouse.

Huh?

He has made the blouse tight.

Told the tailor so many times.

Gave measurements also,

God knows what's wrong with him.

He still stitched it tight.

Open it... Please