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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,094 --> 00:00:49,914 Check that shit out. 2 00:00:50,096 --> 00:00:51,608 Oh. 3 00:00:52,431 --> 00:00:54,334 Think you could hit that? 4 00:00:56,135 --> 00:00:57,328 - Hmm? - Yeah. 5 00:00:57,329 --> 00:00:59,218 - Gonna choke? - No. 6 00:00:59,219 --> 00:01:01,554 Don't take it if you're gonna choke. 7 00:01:03,821 --> 00:01:06,289 Is that heavy? Is that okay? 8 00:01:06,290 --> 00:01:07,258 - Feel it? - I got it. I got it. 9 00:01:07,258 --> 00:01:08,258 - You sure? - Yeah. 10 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:09,994 You okay? You seem tense. 11 00:01:16,587 --> 00:01:17,944 Damn it. 12 00:01:17,969 --> 00:01:19,930 Here. Give that to me. 13 00:01:27,430 --> 00:01:29,008 Wow. 14 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,657 Truck? 15 00:01:36,042 --> 00:01:38,010 Shit! 16 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:18,509 Hey. Come here. 17 00:02:21,419 --> 00:02:22,819 Happy birthday, Ted. 18 00:02:23,662 --> 00:02:24,879 What's this? 19 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,616 I don't know. Ain't gonna open itself. 20 00:02:30,613 --> 00:02:32,307 Oh yeah, just so you know... 21 00:02:32,308 --> 00:02:35,644 As soon as the baby comes, quitting this shit. 22 00:02:43,488 --> 00:02:45,222 Dad gave this to you. 23 00:02:45,247 --> 00:02:48,110 I'm giving it to you. Get in. 24 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:50,040 Where you been? 25 00:03:56,650 --> 00:04:00,119 Teddy, be a good boy and get me another one, huh? 26 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:05,103 Now? 27 00:04:08,132 --> 00:04:09,313 It's late. 28 00:04:09,338 --> 00:04:12,110 I don't smell dinner being cooked. 29 00:04:22,187 --> 00:04:23,969 Where'd you get that? 30 00:04:25,259 --> 00:04:26,939 Talking to you, boy. 31 00:04:27,423 --> 00:04:30,469 Truck took me to shoot the rifle. 32 00:04:34,697 --> 00:04:36,313 Are you a fucking idiot? 33 00:04:36,314 --> 00:04:37,481 You took him shooting? 34 00:04:37,482 --> 00:04:38,571 It's his birthday. 35 00:04:38,572 --> 00:04:40,587 And the cops find you shooting my gun, 36 00:04:40,588 --> 00:04:44,377 they're gonna take it, and I ain't fucking paying for it. 37 00:04:45,267 --> 00:04:48,375 Where's the gun? Give me the gun. 38 00:04:49,548 --> 00:04:52,421 Don't you ever go behind my back again. 39 00:04:55,064 --> 00:04:59,147 I swear, you're like a fucking bitch sometimes. 40 00:05:03,478 --> 00:05:05,172 So, it's your birthday, huh? 41 00:05:05,173 --> 00:05:06,462 Yeah. 42 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:08,400 I swear, Teddy... 43 00:05:08,923 --> 00:05:11,952 Every day, you look more and more like your mom. 44 00:05:16,298 --> 00:05:18,199 Isn't that right, Jimmy? 45 00:05:18,201 --> 00:05:19,658 Yep. 46 00:05:21,892 --> 00:05:23,824 Fix me some dinner. 47 00:05:37,282 --> 00:05:39,650 I'll take care of him. 48 00:05:57,869 --> 00:06:03,399 Fucking... cocksuckers missed the base. 49 00:06:03,977 --> 00:06:05,813 Missed the fucking base. 50 00:06:09,532 --> 00:06:12,297 Hey, which team am I gonna kick your ass with tonight? 51 00:06:12,298 --> 00:06:14,555 I can't tonight. I'm going out with the boys. 52 00:06:14,556 --> 00:06:16,360 Last night of summer. 53 00:06:20,141 --> 00:06:22,342 Truck! 54 00:06:22,657 --> 00:06:24,159 Oh, my god. 55 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,883 Shh! Shut the fuck up, ass. 56 00:06:26,884 --> 00:06:29,672 - My dad's asleep. - Well, fucking get your ass out here. 57 00:06:29,673 --> 00:06:33,156 We got three cases of fucking shitty beer, and we're not drinking it without you. 58 00:06:33,157 --> 00:06:35,291 Hey, get the fuck off my dad's car. 59 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:40,664 Hey, Truck, did you ask your brother about the, uh, yearbook? 60 00:06:40,665 --> 00:06:41,945 Oh, you still got that yearbook? 61 00:06:41,946 --> 00:06:43,852 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 62 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,617 What's it for? 63 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,023 Recreational use. 64 00:06:51,024 --> 00:06:52,305 Can I come? 65 00:06:52,306 --> 00:06:54,266 It's a school night. 66 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,505 Let's go! 67 00:07:05,314 --> 00:07:06,214 Whoo-hoo! 68 00:07:09,206 --> 00:07:12,143 Okay, so, remind me why are we doing this, again? 69 00:07:12,245 --> 00:07:13,346 What? 70 00:07:13,371 --> 00:07:14,534 It's fun. 71 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,994 Right. Because you're such a shoo-in for the team. 72 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:20,214 Hey. 73 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:24,009 It's kind of weird having your brother around with us, you know? 74 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,605 Yeah. 75 00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:29,229 Since when did Kallea grow tits? 76 00:07:31,035 --> 00:07:32,702 Okay, go long on this one. 77 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:33,954 I'm ready. 78 00:07:36,273 --> 00:07:38,007 What the fuck? 79 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:39,342 Oh, shit. 80 00:07:40,016 --> 00:07:41,749 Hey, what is your damage? 81 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,102 Fucking freshmen. 82 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,664 Problem with fucking with someone you don't know? 'Cause you don't know who you're fucking with. 83 00:07:47,665 --> 00:07:49,695 Yeah? Fuck you, Hass. 84 00:07:50,313 --> 00:07:52,656 Go play volleyball with the other chicks, buddy. 85 00:07:53,602 --> 00:07:54,301 You okay? 86 00:07:54,302 --> 00:07:55,734 - Yeah. - Yeah? 87 00:07:55,735 --> 00:07:57,960 Thanks. You didn't have to. 88 00:07:57,961 --> 00:07:58,968 Of course I did. 89 00:07:58,969 --> 00:08:00,579 You're little Truck. 90 00:08:01,138 --> 00:08:02,813 See you guys later. 91 00:08:04,579 --> 00:08:07,437 I didn't know you had your own personal bodyguard service, little Truck. 92 00:08:07,438 --> 00:08:09,539 Oh, wow, Carl. You're so funny. 93 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:10,812 Ha ha. Eat my shorts, Kallea. 94 00:08:10,813 --> 00:08:13,961 Okay, it's not the '90s anymore, you asshole. 95 00:08:15,852 --> 00:08:17,252 You okay? 96 00:08:17,253 --> 00:08:18,672 Yeah. 97 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:26,867 ...really good guy. 98 00:08:26,868 --> 00:08:28,398 He'll look back into... 99 00:08:28,399 --> 00:08:29,906 Todd Blackledge stops by. 100 00:08:29,907 --> 00:08:31,476 Huge college-football weekend. 101 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:34,492 And Peter Gammons and the first round of baseball postseason... 102 00:08:34,493 --> 00:08:36,577 Where do you think you're going? 103 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,118 Um, I was gonna go to the game. 104 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,273 No, you're not. 105 00:08:41,274 --> 00:08:44,734 Use that brain of yours on picks for tomorrow's games. 106 00:08:44,735 --> 00:08:46,046 No, no, no. But Truck said that I could... 107 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:47,928 Sit the fuck down. 108 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:50,015 Yes, sir. 109 00:08:51,969 --> 00:08:54,015 Cards place 6 versus the skins tomorrow. 110 00:08:54,016 --> 00:08:55,574 What do you think? 111 00:08:58,149 --> 00:08:59,726 Cardinals. 112 00:09:16,634 --> 00:09:19,960 ...has the ball, third and 10. Coming right. Hand-off. 113 00:09:19,961 --> 00:09:23,718 Coming right through the line, and suddenly, out of nowhere, Truck Wheeler tackles him. 114 00:09:23,719 --> 00:09:24,540 The ball comes loose. 115 00:09:25,688 --> 00:09:27,055 The 'stangs have the ball. 116 00:09:33,571 --> 00:09:35,648 - Boo! - Shit! 117 00:09:38,985 --> 00:09:40,296 I saw your bike out front. 118 00:09:40,297 --> 00:09:42,031 You're not going to the game? 119 00:09:42,032 --> 00:09:43,335 My dad's beat. 120 00:09:43,336 --> 00:09:44,646 By himself? 121 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:47,345 Yeah. 122 00:09:47,346 --> 00:09:50,226 Wow. Lucky for you I'm staging a jailbreak. 123 00:09:50,227 --> 00:09:51,429 You want to come? 124 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:53,921 It's fourth and 8. And it looks like the 'stangs are going for it. 125 00:09:58,352 --> 00:10:00,976 You fucking see this fucking guy? 126 00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:03,085 Fucking 14 passes. 127 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:05,242 Smoked his man all night like a fucking pack of smokes. 128 00:10:05,243 --> 00:10:06,789 Yeah, we won. 129 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,960 It's nice, right, baby? 130 00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:09,938 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, Truck. 131 00:10:09,939 --> 00:10:12,460 Fucking save it for the fucking honeymoon. 132 00:10:12,461 --> 00:10:14,015 - Truck. - Yo. 133 00:10:14,016 --> 00:10:16,421 Teddy! Heard you got in your first fight today. 134 00:10:16,422 --> 00:10:18,062 Oh. Not really. 135 00:10:18,063 --> 00:10:19,563 Got a little help from Hass. 136 00:10:19,564 --> 00:10:20,764 It was pretty awesome. 137 00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:21,968 Took it like a fucking man. 138 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,780 You just now getting here? 139 00:10:23,805 --> 00:10:25,593 Yeah. I was with dad. 140 00:10:25,594 --> 00:10:26,906 You okay? 141 00:10:26,907 --> 00:10:27,766 Yeah. 142 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:29,835 Better late than never, I always say. 143 00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:32,796 Hey, I heard that you guys went for it on fourth and 8. 144 00:10:32,797 --> 00:10:35,999 Kallea, I didn't think you'd be someone who liked football. 145 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,001 Kallea owns her own pads and cleats. 146 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:39,367 She actually plays in a league. 147 00:10:39,368 --> 00:10:41,882 Remind me what position you play again. 148 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,742 Um, that would be kicker. 149 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:44,851 Hey! 150 00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:47,749 Hey, you two want me to book you a room at the Ramada? It's half off tonight. 151 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,453 - You still got those coupons, right? - Oh, shit. I just ran out. 152 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,773 You got your six-pack for the party? 153 00:10:52,774 --> 00:10:53,781 - Yeah. - All right. 154 00:10:53,782 --> 00:10:55,156 What... what party? 155 00:10:55,157 --> 00:10:57,925 It's a six-pack party. You need one to get in. 156 00:10:57,926 --> 00:10:59,193 Got one for us? 157 00:10:59,194 --> 00:11:00,243 Nope. 158 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:03,097 Hey, don't wake dad up when he's passed out, okay? 159 00:11:05,634 --> 00:11:07,461 See ya, bug. 160 00:11:11,477 --> 00:11:14,112 Why is Hass calling you bug? 161 00:11:14,113 --> 00:11:16,448 Bug is like a Truck, only smaller. 162 00:11:16,449 --> 00:11:19,594 Okay, he doesn't want you to go to a party. So what? 163 00:11:22,235 --> 00:11:24,453 Hey, all we need is two six-packs. 164 00:11:24,454 --> 00:11:26,249 We got to know someone that could hook us up. 165 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,077 Yeah, your brother. 166 00:11:30,454 --> 00:11:31,969 Okay. 167 00:11:31,994 --> 00:11:34,362 So I guess we're doing it ourselves. 168 00:11:39,719 --> 00:11:40,859 Ted. Come on. 169 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,656 If you're trying to impress me, it's cool. 170 00:11:42,657 --> 00:11:44,996 There will be other parties. 171 00:11:47,977 --> 00:11:49,773 What are you doing? 172 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,624 Wait for me outside. 173 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:58,425 It's your funeral, dude. 174 00:12:04,719 --> 00:12:07,183 All right. It's $12.51. 175 00:12:09,891 --> 00:12:11,625 Out of $20? 176 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,577 $7.49. 177 00:12:18,602 --> 00:12:20,540 Have a fun night... 178 00:12:21,405 --> 00:12:23,509 With your soda. 179 00:12:26,643 --> 00:12:28,187 Wait. 180 00:12:30,113 --> 00:12:31,969 I-I forgot something. 181 00:12:32,579 --> 00:12:34,219 All right. 182 00:12:34,244 --> 00:12:35,992 Go get it. 183 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,617 Ted, come on. 184 00:13:20,141 --> 00:13:21,986 What do you got in there? 185 00:13:25,469 --> 00:13:27,469 You ever hear from your mom? 186 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:32,367 No? That's too bad. 187 00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:35,515 You know I know your dad from back in the day. 188 00:13:35,516 --> 00:13:38,652 Oh, that Ron Wheeler. 189 00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:41,132 He was a good... 190 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,767 Guy. 191 00:13:42,768 --> 00:13:44,802 He's a good guy. 192 00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:47,086 All right, get out of here. 193 00:13:47,806 --> 00:13:49,258 Go on. 194 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:53,924 Oh, tell your dad that, uh, Laurie said hi. 195 00:13:53,925 --> 00:13:55,659 All right, go. 196 00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:12,804 So, this is Reggie's house? 197 00:14:12,805 --> 00:14:15,445 He's the really fat one, right? 198 00:14:15,446 --> 00:14:19,124 - Right. - What? No fucking way. 199 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,625 You got the six-packs? 200 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,326 Yeah. 201 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,164 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 202 00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:24,960 Oh, my god! 203 00:14:24,961 --> 00:14:27,280 Holy shit! 204 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:29,101 Bug brings the fucking Microbrews. 205 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,874 How did you do that? 206 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,796 Well, uh, Kallea and I went to Ray's right across... 207 00:14:33,821 --> 00:14:36,023 Hey, boring, boring. Come on. Let's go. 208 00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:38,054 Let's go explore, kiddies. 209 00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:41,492 I can't fucking believe it. 210 00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:49,617 You do realize this is a party, right? 211 00:14:49,618 --> 00:14:51,335 You should at least act like you're having fun. 212 00:14:51,336 --> 00:14:52,890 Uh-huh. 213 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:55,265 He'll be fine. You raised him right. 214 00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:56,366 Yeah, sure. 215 00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:59,429 Mm, you're so protective, it's sexy. 216 00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:06,812 Hey, so, um, Hass talked to his cousin chase, 217 00:15:06,813 --> 00:15:09,273 put my name in at the auto shop. 218 00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:10,554 And? 219 00:15:10,555 --> 00:15:13,390 And I start next week. 220 00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:16,086 That's amazing, baby! 221 00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:19,460 Ooh, that means we can maybe get a place? 222 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:23,849 Guys, I haven't seen as much pussy since that trip to the animal shelter. 223 00:15:25,389 --> 00:15:26,724 Hass. 224 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,287 This fucking chick bothering you? 225 00:15:28,288 --> 00:15:30,529 - Always. - Punk. 226 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,365 What's in the, uh, red cup there, Lizzie? 227 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,412 You got gin for you and tonic for the baby? 228 00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:37,052 Water, asshole. 229 00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:38,982 Could you be any more jealous? 230 00:15:38,983 --> 00:15:41,115 You want to be James' baby mama, be my guest. 231 00:15:41,116 --> 00:15:43,076 - Okay, baby, let me get you a refill. - Okay. 232 00:15:43,077 --> 00:15:44,294 You want a beer? 233 00:15:44,295 --> 00:15:46,431 One couldn't hurt. 234 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,643 Hey, you know, uh... 235 00:15:51,644 --> 00:15:54,854 One of the best things about being pregnant is you can hit it with anybody, 236 00:15:54,855 --> 00:15:56,300 and you don't have to worry about getting knocked up. 237 00:15:56,301 --> 00:15:59,345 So, you know, like, you, me, the bottle makes three, you know? 238 00:15:59,346 --> 00:16:01,165 Yeah, I'll tell James you said that. 239 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,868 - Okay, you can tell him. - Yeah, all right. 240 00:16:02,869 --> 00:16:04,478 All right. You go tell him. 241 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:09,759 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 242 00:16:09,784 --> 00:16:11,552 Yeah! 243 00:16:13,658 --> 00:16:16,948 Hey, how many have you had? 244 00:16:19,097 --> 00:16:20,764 Three. 245 00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:23,102 I'm feeling... like, a little... 246 00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:24,227 Buzz. 247 00:16:25,369 --> 00:16:27,237 Hey! Kallea! 248 00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,390 Hey, em! 249 00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:31,657 Ted! 250 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,345 Question... have you ever been drunk? 251 00:16:35,783 --> 00:16:37,083 Hey. 252 00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:39,943 Lizzie! What's up? 253 00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:41,827 Oh. 254 00:16:42,158 --> 00:16:44,657 Are you... are you okay? 255 00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:46,813 - I'm fine. - Okay. Drink this. 256 00:16:46,814 --> 00:16:47,899 Bug. 257 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,102 Have you seen your brother? 258 00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:52,339 Oh, he... he, uh, went out to get more booze. 259 00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:55,665 Tell your... tell your brother that I left, okay? 260 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,337 - Okay. - Okay. 261 00:16:57,338 --> 00:17:01,207 Bug, bug, d... bug, do the numbers thing that you do. 262 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,774 That... that numbers thing. 263 00:17:02,775 --> 00:17:04,493 What? 264 00:17:04,494 --> 00:17:06,345 Oh! Oh, oh, oh. 265 00:17:06,346 --> 00:17:07,376 - Okay. - Go. 266 00:17:07,377 --> 00:17:09,587 All right, check this out. 267 00:17:09,588 --> 00:17:14,891 3145689032087! 268 00:17:14,892 --> 00:17:16,626 - Yeah! - Yeah! 269 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,579 Wait. What is that? 270 00:17:19,877 --> 00:17:22,180 It's this really fucking long number he memorized. 271 00:17:22,181 --> 00:17:23,961 He's a smart motherfucker. 272 00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:31,693 Fellas, I think we got a 2. 273 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:34,610 No, she's a definite 4. 274 00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:37,766 Of course Jabba would think she's a 4. 275 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,665 She's a 2 all the way. 276 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:42,000 Miller, check it out. 277 00:17:42,025 --> 00:17:43,985 Oh, I wouldn't even shit on that bitch. 278 00:17:44,887 --> 00:17:45,987 Yeah, that's a 2. 279 00:17:45,988 --> 00:17:48,118 Truck, Truck, you're the tie breaker, buddy. 280 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:48,939 Come on. 281 00:17:48,939 --> 00:17:49,900 Mm... 282 00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:51,549 Mm... 283 00:17:52,853 --> 00:17:54,087 2. 284 00:17:54,088 --> 00:17:56,256 2 it is. 285 00:17:56,257 --> 00:17:58,825 Wait, wait. She's all right. 286 00:17:58,826 --> 00:18:00,142 Check it out. 287 00:18:00,603 --> 00:18:02,931 She's probably an 8, maybe a cherry. 288 00:18:02,932 --> 00:18:05,235 - Yeah. - Miller? 289 00:18:05,236 --> 00:18:06,774 Mm... 290 00:18:06,775 --> 00:18:07,705 - Mm-hmm? - 8. 291 00:18:07,705 --> 00:18:08,400 - Yeah. - Yeah. 292 00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:11,134 The 8s have it. 293 00:18:11,135 --> 00:18:13,402 No, Zach told me he already had that. 294 00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:14,236 Fuck Zach! 295 00:18:14,237 --> 00:18:15,384 Fuck Zach. Exactly. 296 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:18,915 That preppy piece of shit's just pissed because we don't invite him to our parties anymore. 297 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,329 Yeah. Fuck him, man. 298 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:22,196 And I told everybody he's got herpes. 299 00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:23,517 Touchback! 300 00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:25,985 Touchback! 301 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:28,563 What's a... touchback? 302 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,704 Oh, Kallea Wills. 303 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,181 I say bug scores this one. 304 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,064 Hey! 305 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:50,696 Come on, bug. 306 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,831 You do have a dick, right? 307 00:18:53,353 --> 00:18:54,579 - Yeah. - Yeah? 308 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,814 So quit pussyfooting around and score it. 309 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,233 Nice, nice. 310 00:19:07,234 --> 00:19:09,273 Oh, shit. Hi, Kallea. 311 00:19:10,437 --> 00:19:11,780 Hi, little Truck. 312 00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:13,773 Fuck you. 313 00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:15,842 All right, gentlemen. 314 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,694 Every girl needs a score. 315 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,866 100 bucks a piece, winner take all. 316 00:19:21,265 --> 00:19:22,889 H-how do you win? 317 00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:24,530 By fucking the most girls. 318 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,749 That's how. 319 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,159 That's right. So, you in? 320 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,569 Yeah, yeah. 321 00:19:33,992 --> 00:19:36,523 What the fuck is so funny? 322 00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:38,493 Oh, god. 323 00:19:38,812 --> 00:19:40,100 Hey, haven't you heard? 324 00:19:40,101 --> 00:19:41,905 Little Truck's a man now. 325 00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:45,460 Let him play if he wants. 326 00:19:45,461 --> 00:19:47,280 All right! 327 00:19:47,648 --> 00:19:50,342 All right, let's get everybody's John Hancock. 328 00:19:50,343 --> 00:19:51,234 What's that? 329 00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:52,507 Contract. 330 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:53,750 It's the back page. 331 00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:56,022 Don't worry about the $100. Reggie's got you covered, okay? 332 00:19:56,023 --> 00:19:57,819 - Right, fat boy? - Yeah, man. I'm good for it. 333 00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,387 - He'll pay me back. - Just sign it. 334 00:19:59,388 --> 00:20:00,608 No, he doesn't have to pay you back. 335 00:20:00,609 --> 00:20:03,764 Bug, right here. 336 00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:04,507 Just sign it. 337 00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:06,429 - Come on. - Sign it. 338 00:20:15,929 --> 00:20:17,631 - Yeah! - Yeah! 339 00:20:17,632 --> 00:20:18,811 To The Kings! 340 00:20:18,812 --> 00:20:20,446 To The Kings! 341 00:20:20,447 --> 00:20:21,710 To The Kings! 342 00:20:35,914 --> 00:20:37,882 Hey. Drink this, drink this. 343 00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:40,098 You'll feel a lot better. 344 00:20:40,562 --> 00:20:41,850 - Thanks. - Come on, get up. 345 00:20:41,851 --> 00:20:43,929 Let's get the fuck out of here. 346 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,522 You know no one's actually expecting you to play this, right? 347 00:20:47,523 --> 00:20:49,157 You don't have to worry about it. 348 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,784 No. I-I signed up for it, right? 349 00:20:54,031 --> 00:20:56,233 I mean, you got Lizzie and all, right? 350 00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:57,267 That's right. 351 00:20:57,268 --> 00:20:58,867 This is for the boys. 352 00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:01,308 Come on. 353 00:21:02,084 --> 00:21:04,585 Let's get out of here before dad wakes up. 354 00:21:11,609 --> 00:21:13,233 Hey. 355 00:21:13,234 --> 00:21:15,954 So, how's this contest work? 356 00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:22,569 They're using the scores from the girls in your yearbook. 357 00:21:25,468 --> 00:21:28,251 Full points if you have sex with her. 358 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,474 Half points if she goes down on you. 359 00:21:36,711 --> 00:21:40,147 And double if it's her first time. 360 00:22:45,109 --> 00:22:46,410 Hey. 361 00:22:47,328 --> 00:22:49,525 So, an example would be... 362 00:22:49,711 --> 00:22:51,336 What is with you? 363 00:22:52,398 --> 00:22:55,333 Sorry. I-I'm spacing out. 364 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:58,358 Oh, you are not still hung over, are you? 365 00:22:58,359 --> 00:22:59,436 I'm fine. 366 00:22:59,437 --> 00:23:01,616 You are such a lightweight. 367 00:23:01,617 --> 00:23:03,647 - And you're not? - No. 368 00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:06,639 Must be this Irish blood flowing through these veins. 369 00:23:08,148 --> 00:23:09,788 Hey, are you gonna go to that... 370 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:13,984 Okay, Kallea, can you tell us how you would work this problem? 371 00:23:14,812 --> 00:23:16,257 Um... 372 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,092 Sure, Mrs. Gibbons. 373 00:23:18,117 --> 00:23:21,134 You have to use the law of sines and cosines. 374 00:23:21,632 --> 00:23:23,428 That's right, Ted. 375 00:23:23,429 --> 00:23:26,039 Why don't you go up and take us through it. 376 00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:38,602 Hey. 377 00:23:42,977 --> 00:23:45,178 - Hey, Lizzie. - Hey, Teddy. 378 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,264 Is your brother home? 379 00:23:47,265 --> 00:23:49,202 He's not with you? 380 00:23:49,203 --> 00:23:50,696 No. 381 00:23:52,195 --> 00:23:54,480 He must be with Hass and them. 382 00:23:55,297 --> 00:23:56,864 Hey, you want to come in? 383 00:23:57,109 --> 00:23:58,303 Where's your dad at? 384 00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:01,132 Truck put him in his room before he left. 385 00:24:11,836 --> 00:24:14,194 Oh, do you want something to eat? 386 00:24:14,195 --> 00:24:15,608 To drink? 387 00:24:15,609 --> 00:24:17,030 Truck made spaghetti. 388 00:24:17,031 --> 00:24:20,694 Mm... I may be eating for two, but I'm not that hungry. 389 00:24:21,579 --> 00:24:23,068 Right. 390 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,905 That's a shitload of laundry. 391 00:24:28,909 --> 00:24:30,677 Yeah. 392 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,399 Thanks. 393 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:39,417 Truck's been hanging out with Hass and them a lot more often, hasn't he? 394 00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:41,024 Yeah. 395 00:24:44,959 --> 00:24:49,061 Hey, Truck usually comes home early before game nights. 396 00:24:49,086 --> 00:24:52,881 You could stay here if you don't have anything else to do. 397 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,770 Thanks. 398 00:24:59,132 --> 00:25:01,881 Here. Let me show you something. 399 00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:06,594 Here... here. 400 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,567 Oh. Thank you. 401 00:25:13,422 --> 00:25:16,502 Hey, give me that wrench, will you? 402 00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:23,395 Just got to reach for it. 403 00:25:24,017 --> 00:25:25,809 Yeah. 404 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,576 What? 405 00:25:29,781 --> 00:25:32,804 Fucking... I don't know how you do this. 406 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,949 Start it up. 407 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,125 You fucking serious? 408 00:25:42,570 --> 00:25:44,999 Ho-ho-ho-ho! Holy shit! 409 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,772 Whoo-hoo! 410 00:25:46,773 --> 00:25:48,887 Yeah, baby. 411 00:25:48,888 --> 00:25:50,582 Oh, it's fucking awesome. 412 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,505 Fucking "a." 413 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:53,551 Fucking genius is more like it. 414 00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:55,637 Fucking genius. 415 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:58,309 Hey, uh, I was gonna ask you about bug. 416 00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:00,551 I was thinking the other day... 417 00:26:00,552 --> 00:26:02,200 He's got some serious skills. 418 00:26:02,201 --> 00:26:03,746 - Yeah? - No, I've seen it. 419 00:26:03,747 --> 00:26:07,231 I'm serious. He's got the girls thinking he's, like, their friend and shit. 420 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,957 We can use that. 421 00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:09,849 Uh... 422 00:26:09,850 --> 00:26:10,910 Yeah? 423 00:26:10,911 --> 00:26:13,168 Ted fucking melts around girls, man. 424 00:26:13,169 --> 00:26:14,614 Yeah, but he's always gonna be soft 425 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:18,614 unless you let him get out there and get shut down a couple times, you know? 426 00:26:18,615 --> 00:26:20,314 I'll think about it. 427 00:26:22,701 --> 00:26:23,949 What year did World War II end? 428 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:24,661 1945. 429 00:26:24,662 --> 00:26:26,356 This disease carried by rats killed... 430 00:26:26,357 --> 00:26:27,457 The bubonic plague. 431 00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:29,239 Standing for the square root of negative... 432 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,029 "I." 433 00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:31,543 Named Cassius Clay at birth was... 434 00:26:31,544 --> 00:26:32,216 Muhammad Ali. 435 00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:34,067 "The misanthrope" was written by... 436 00:26:34,068 --> 00:26:34,943 Molière. 437 00:26:34,944 --> 00:26:36,504 Desdemona dies at the hands of... 438 00:26:36,505 --> 00:26:37,973 Othello. 439 00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:39,606 And that's game. 440 00:26:39,607 --> 00:26:41,575 420 points for the blue team. 441 00:26:41,576 --> 00:26:43,246 270 points for the read team. 442 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,982 Our freshman team is so good. 443 00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,458 I bet we can make it to state. 444 00:26:52,091 --> 00:26:56,489 You know, I've been making flash cards of artists, along with their major works. 445 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:58,824 And you're pretty awesome, Ted. 446 00:26:59,732 --> 00:27:01,621 Thanks. 447 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,160 Don't you think, Kallea? 448 00:27:03,161 --> 00:27:04,995 Yeah. 449 00:27:04,996 --> 00:27:06,818 Did you change? 450 00:27:07,906 --> 00:27:09,940 Yeah. 451 00:27:15,786 --> 00:27:16,957 Oh, what the hell? 452 00:27:20,622 --> 00:27:22,927 You need help with that, reg? 453 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,648 Watch the fight, man. 454 00:27:46,695 --> 00:27:49,897 Hass? Hass, that's enough, man. 455 00:27:49,898 --> 00:27:51,766 Hass! Hass! 456 00:27:56,605 --> 00:27:58,824 Come on, faggot! Come on! 457 00:27:58,849 --> 00:28:01,126 Dude, that was fucking awesome. 458 00:28:02,568 --> 00:28:04,304 Truck. 459 00:28:05,794 --> 00:28:08,063 Think the dude's gonna crack. 460 00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:11,248 You know, when I first saw your name, I thought, 461 00:28:11,249 --> 00:28:13,684 "Just another Wheeler screw-up." 462 00:28:13,685 --> 00:28:16,854 But looking at your records... 463 00:28:16,855 --> 00:28:18,655 Let's cut to the chase, son. 464 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,724 Tell me what you saw. 465 00:28:24,865 --> 00:28:26,520 Um... 466 00:28:26,934 --> 00:28:29,590 Well, Zach played a practical joke on Reggie. 467 00:28:29,591 --> 00:28:32,996 Bunch of guys crowded around them, so I couldn't see anything. 468 00:28:32,997 --> 00:28:36,809 And I walked over there to check it out and saw Zach as you did. 469 00:28:36,810 --> 00:28:39,534 You didn't see any punches or anything? 470 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:43,990 No. 471 00:28:47,349 --> 00:28:49,130 Some kid saw you at the fight, 472 00:28:49,155 --> 00:28:51,379 said you were right in the middle of it. 473 00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:53,150 Who, sir? 474 00:28:58,220 --> 00:29:00,102 Can I go now? 475 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:05,678 Yeah. Get out of here. 476 00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:32,215 Hey, uh, breathe out as you're lifting 477 00:29:32,216 --> 00:29:36,640 so you don't pop a blood vessel in that big-ass brain of yours. 478 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:43,332 Hey, uh, thanks for Chester, by the way. 479 00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:45,528 That was a good job. 480 00:29:45,529 --> 00:29:47,294 I appreciate that. 481 00:29:47,818 --> 00:29:49,677 No problem. 482 00:29:51,535 --> 00:29:53,068 Here. 483 00:29:54,107 --> 00:29:56,677 Do this till your arm falls off. 484 00:30:01,281 --> 00:30:03,754 So, Hass says you're trying to be a King? 485 00:30:03,779 --> 00:30:05,629 What if I am? 486 00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:09,762 You know you don't just wake up one day and you're one of us, right? 487 00:30:09,763 --> 00:30:14,145 You got to prove that shit and you got to keep proving it over time. 488 00:30:14,732 --> 00:30:17,809 That's why you saw Reggie the way he was the other day, 489 00:30:17,810 --> 00:30:20,585 why there's no "K" on his fucking back. 490 00:30:20,990 --> 00:30:23,264 Well, I'm not like Reggie. 491 00:30:27,711 --> 00:30:30,350 Wipe down the bench when you're done. 492 00:30:40,903 --> 00:30:43,668 You worried that faggot Schwartz is gonna stick it in you while you're going for the ball? 493 00:30:43,669 --> 00:30:45,957 Oh, hell no. You ought to know about a man's touch every now and again. 494 00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:48,260 Fucking "a." 495 00:30:49,028 --> 00:30:52,196 Hey, baby, we got to have a little conversation with Teddy. 496 00:30:52,575 --> 00:30:53,769 Guy stuff, huh? 497 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:55,293 Something like that. 498 00:30:55,294 --> 00:30:56,754 Hey, fuck off. 499 00:30:57,404 --> 00:30:59,379 But I'm gonna see you at the party tonight, right? 500 00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:00,871 I shouldn't. 501 00:31:00,872 --> 00:31:03,355 But maybe we can go shopping later, like you promised? 502 00:31:03,356 --> 00:31:04,215 Okay. 503 00:31:04,216 --> 00:31:06,130 Okay. Bye, baby. 504 00:31:08,927 --> 00:31:10,613 - Asshole. - Bye, Lizzie. 505 00:31:10,614 --> 00:31:12,535 Hey. Teddy. 506 00:31:12,536 --> 00:31:14,285 Come here. Teddy. 507 00:31:14,286 --> 00:31:18,052 We, uh... we got a little bit of a test for you... if you're up for it. 508 00:31:18,606 --> 00:31:23,439 This whole fucking school's got 150 freshman chicks walking all over it, right? 509 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,033 - Right? - Yeah. 510 00:31:25,034 --> 00:31:26,127 Yeah. 511 00:31:26,128 --> 00:31:28,595 And we only know like a dozen of them. 512 00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:32,369 But you, bug, know so much more. 513 00:31:33,089 --> 00:31:34,963 So here's what I need you to do, all right, little brother? 514 00:31:34,964 --> 00:31:38,158 I need you to invite a couple of them to a party we're gonna throw this weekend. 515 00:31:38,159 --> 00:31:39,627 And we'd owe you one. 516 00:31:39,628 --> 00:31:43,213 Fuck, so would they. How many good parties do freshman chicks get invited to, anyway? 517 00:31:43,214 --> 00:31:43,747 Okay. 518 00:31:43,748 --> 00:31:45,197 - Okay? You'll do it? - I'll do it. 519 00:31:46,385 --> 00:31:47,819 Here's your first chance. 520 00:31:48,526 --> 00:31:49,409 Sasha? 521 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:50,206 Yeah. 522 00:31:50,207 --> 00:31:51,947 She's President of the Christian club. 523 00:31:51,948 --> 00:31:52,667 She's fine. 524 00:31:52,668 --> 00:31:54,377 - Yeah, so? - So what? 525 00:31:54,378 --> 00:31:57,057 Fucking go teach her about Jesus, man. 526 00:32:01,932 --> 00:32:03,345 Hey, Sasha? 527 00:32:03,346 --> 00:32:04,783 Hey. 528 00:32:04,784 --> 00:32:06,009 So, my... my friends and I... 529 00:32:06,010 --> 00:32:07,697 We're having a party this weekend, 530 00:32:07,698 --> 00:32:10,330 and we were wondering if you guys wanted to come. 531 00:32:10,331 --> 00:32:13,728 Gosh, I'm really busy or, otherwise, I totally would. 532 00:32:13,729 --> 00:32:15,468 Oh. Okay. 533 00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:17,586 Um, but, hey, 534 00:32:17,611 --> 00:32:21,327 my friends and I were totally hoping you could show us how to play quiz bowl sometime. 535 00:32:21,328 --> 00:32:22,945 You could, like, tell us knowledge. 536 00:32:32,586 --> 00:32:33,920 Oh, no. 537 00:32:33,921 --> 00:32:36,195 What'd they say, buddy? 538 00:32:37,617 --> 00:32:39,304 Hey, don't worry about it, little brother. 539 00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:41,991 You still got 149 chicks left. 540 00:32:44,461 --> 00:32:46,655 It's okay, baby boy. Next time. 541 00:32:46,656 --> 00:32:49,554 - Get home, Princess. - See ya. 542 00:32:51,281 --> 00:32:52,852 Whoo! 543 00:32:55,563 --> 00:32:56,477 Hey. 544 00:32:56,478 --> 00:32:58,535 Oh, hey, stranger. 545 00:32:59,383 --> 00:33:02,116 Hey, you want to help me invite a bunch of people for a party? 546 00:33:02,117 --> 00:33:04,429 Uh, yeah, nice to see you, too. 547 00:33:04,430 --> 00:33:06,187 Where the hell have you been? 548 00:33:06,188 --> 00:33:09,124 - Hanging out with my brother. - Oh, yeah, you mean the queens? 549 00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:11,062 You're funny. 550 00:33:11,063 --> 00:33:12,624 I know. 551 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,750 Oh, hey, let's invite them. 552 00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:16,429 Seriously? 553 00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:19,937 Hey, don't discriminate. They're probably desperate to go to a party. 554 00:33:19,938 --> 00:33:21,257 Come on. 555 00:33:21,258 --> 00:33:23,718 So, do I get commission on this or what? 556 00:33:23,719 --> 00:33:25,426 If you're lucky. 557 00:33:37,393 --> 00:33:39,212 Mm. 558 00:33:41,156 --> 00:33:42,671 Hey. 559 00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:44,992 Hey. What are you doing here? 560 00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:48,005 I wanted to see you. 561 00:33:48,006 --> 00:33:48,836 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 562 00:33:48,837 --> 00:33:51,258 - Came all the way down here for that? - Yeah. 563 00:33:51,283 --> 00:33:52,930 Check this out. 564 00:33:53,899 --> 00:33:55,507 What? 565 00:33:55,508 --> 00:33:56,554 What is this? 566 00:33:56,555 --> 00:33:59,648 Miller's helping his dad out with his rental business. 567 00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:04,724 So, when'd you get so buddy-buddy with Miller? 568 00:34:04,725 --> 00:34:06,507 We're in Spanish class together. 569 00:34:06,508 --> 00:34:08,319 I told him we were looking for a place. 570 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,656 We got a place, baby. 571 00:34:11,445 --> 00:34:12,702 Yeah, but... 572 00:34:12,703 --> 00:34:16,992 What? Am I just supposed to move in with you and leave Teddy with my dad? 573 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,859 This has three bedrooms... 574 00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:22,773 One for us, one for the baby, and one for Ted. 575 00:34:22,774 --> 00:34:24,929 So I'm just supposed to leave my dad by himself? 576 00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:26,281 Come on. 577 00:34:26,820 --> 00:34:28,507 Hey, Romeo. 578 00:34:28,508 --> 00:34:29,937 Get in here. We got shit to do. 579 00:34:29,938 --> 00:34:31,507 All right. All right, Mr. Hass. 580 00:34:31,508 --> 00:34:32,859 Baby, I got to go. 581 00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:35,804 I love you. I'll see you at the party. 582 00:34:45,055 --> 00:34:46,941 I love that. 583 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,280 Fuck yeah! 584 00:34:52,281 --> 00:34:54,235 Bug, I got to say... 585 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:55,655 you outdid yourself. 586 00:34:55,656 --> 00:34:59,726 I say we officially put bug in charge of our party-planning committee from now on. 587 00:34:59,727 --> 00:35:02,546 Bug, bug, w-what's her deal? 588 00:35:02,547 --> 00:35:04,437 In the red. 589 00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:06,741 That's Chelsea Castle. 590 00:35:06,742 --> 00:35:09,382 I think she went to church with us back when mom used to make us go. 591 00:35:09,383 --> 00:35:12,179 Holy shit, dude. Are those fucking Jesus fish earrings? 592 00:35:13,453 --> 00:35:14,937 Guys, I think I feel something. 593 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,872 I think I feel the touch. 594 00:35:16,873 --> 00:35:18,859 I feel the touch of the lord. 595 00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:21,401 Truck, Truck, he touched me with the holy spirit. 596 00:35:21,402 --> 00:35:24,037 What the fuck's up with Truck? 597 00:35:28,699 --> 00:35:30,284 He's all right. 598 00:35:30,285 --> 00:35:32,346 All right, guys, let's get out of here. Come on. 599 00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:35,089 There's got to be twice as many chicks as dudes. 600 00:35:35,090 --> 00:35:38,637 - Yeah, even you might get laid tonight, Chubs. - Hopefully. 601 00:35:39,785 --> 00:35:42,853 So... nice work. 602 00:35:43,590 --> 00:35:44,927 Thanks. 603 00:35:46,592 --> 00:35:48,488 Here. Let me see it. 604 00:35:49,162 --> 00:35:50,894 Watch. 605 00:35:50,919 --> 00:35:52,589 Like that. 606 00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:55,191 - Here you go. - Thanks. 607 00:36:12,090 --> 00:36:13,611 Hey, bug... 608 00:36:14,699 --> 00:36:17,113 Why the fuck are you here? 609 00:36:17,736 --> 00:36:20,093 What's in this for you? 610 00:36:21,285 --> 00:36:23,276 Hanging out with you, I guess. 611 00:36:23,277 --> 00:36:25,026 Don't be a fucking idiot. 612 00:36:25,027 --> 00:36:30,413 You have so many better things that you could be doing instead of hanging out with me. 613 00:36:34,144 --> 00:36:35,665 Not really. 614 00:36:39,883 --> 00:36:41,415 Truck! 615 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:43,800 Touchback. 616 00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:46,198 - What's going on? - Hey, stay here. 617 00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:47,284 W-w-what... 618 00:36:47,285 --> 00:36:48,136 Nothing. 619 00:36:48,137 --> 00:36:51,120 You owe me one, little Truck. 620 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:52,735 Thank you. 621 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,026 Hey, I'm gonna go get us some refills. 622 00:36:59,027 --> 00:37:00,221 Don't go. 623 00:37:00,222 --> 00:37:01,855 Be right back. 624 00:37:06,035 --> 00:37:08,207 Hey! What's up? 625 00:37:21,699 --> 00:37:25,824 Don't you ever go behind my back like that again, fucking idiot! 626 00:37:30,761 --> 00:37:34,456 You tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you! 627 00:38:05,347 --> 00:38:07,496 Here, before they get cold. 628 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:09,673 What? 629 00:38:10,085 --> 00:38:11,689 Nothing. 630 00:38:14,488 --> 00:38:17,293 Better hurry up before dad eats them all. 631 00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:25,151 Maybe we're gonna have to pull back on these parties a little bit. 632 00:38:25,152 --> 00:38:26,839 Get you focused again. 633 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,519 I'm fine. 634 00:38:28,722 --> 00:38:31,480 Don't eat all the fucking eggs. 635 00:38:37,793 --> 00:38:40,046 What are you working on, Teddy? 636 00:38:41,163 --> 00:38:42,644 Nothing. 637 00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:45,281 Thirty years' war, huh? 638 00:38:46,121 --> 00:38:47,596 It's nothing. 639 00:38:47,597 --> 00:38:50,635 You fucking smarter than me now, is that it? 640 00:38:50,636 --> 00:38:52,603 Ted, you're late. 641 00:39:02,074 --> 00:39:03,690 What are you doing? 642 00:39:03,691 --> 00:39:05,276 I'm going to be late. 643 00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:06,687 Hey. 644 00:39:09,043 --> 00:39:11,275 Fuck is wrong with you? 645 00:39:12,832 --> 00:39:14,464 The other night at Reggie's. 646 00:39:14,465 --> 00:39:15,542 Yeah? 647 00:39:16,105 --> 00:39:18,072 I saw you with Miller. 648 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:23,360 Had to be done. 649 00:39:24,769 --> 00:39:26,603 He was going behind my back. 650 00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:30,690 He's telling everyone he wanted to fuck Lizzie, 651 00:39:30,691 --> 00:39:33,487 and then at the party, he was all over her. 652 00:39:33,488 --> 00:39:35,425 Can't just let that shit slide. 653 00:39:35,426 --> 00:39:37,120 Sure, but... did you have... 654 00:39:37,121 --> 00:39:41,386 You have no idea what it's like when another guy wants to fuck your girl. 655 00:39:41,722 --> 00:39:44,034 Sometimes, you can't just talk about it. 656 00:39:44,035 --> 00:39:47,756 You got to... You got to fucking do something. 657 00:39:50,074 --> 00:39:52,054 Get in the truck. 658 00:39:58,426 --> 00:40:00,987 Hello? Ted, are you in there? 659 00:40:03,566 --> 00:40:05,135 Hey. 660 00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:06,689 Hey. 661 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:11,135 So, do you want to come over tonight and study for quiz bowl? 662 00:40:11,136 --> 00:40:13,204 Mom's making spaghetti. 663 00:40:13,205 --> 00:40:17,018 You know we've got a meet this weekend at Crescent city. 664 00:40:17,019 --> 00:40:18,628 Oh, shit. 665 00:40:19,027 --> 00:40:20,393 I totally spaced out. 666 00:40:20,394 --> 00:40:23,730 Yeah. No need to fret, young Padawan. 667 00:40:23,731 --> 00:40:27,003 Just fake your dad's signature, and you're good to go. 668 00:40:28,785 --> 00:40:30,355 Thanks. 669 00:40:32,371 --> 00:40:33,854 Look, 670 00:40:33,855 --> 00:40:37,193 Ted, I know you've been hanging with your brother and all, 671 00:40:37,918 --> 00:40:40,448 but we really can't win without you. 672 00:40:41,832 --> 00:40:43,416 Okay. 673 00:40:55,879 --> 00:40:57,557 Hey, little Truck, you, uh... 674 00:40:57,558 --> 00:40:59,432 You fuck that girl yet? 675 00:40:59,433 --> 00:41:00,596 Who? 676 00:41:00,597 --> 00:41:01,925 Kallea, dude. 677 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,917 She's practically begging for your nuts. 678 00:41:04,317 --> 00:41:05,807 Look, 679 00:41:05,808 --> 00:41:08,581 invite her to the party on Friday, give her a drink or two, 680 00:41:08,582 --> 00:41:10,268 badda-bing, badda-boom. 681 00:41:10,269 --> 00:41:12,276 Ted's got quiz bowl in Crescent city. 682 00:41:12,277 --> 00:41:14,925 Really? Oh, Kallea's going to that, too, right? 683 00:41:14,926 --> 00:41:17,065 - Yeah. - That's fucking perfect. 684 00:41:17,066 --> 00:41:19,495 Take a handle of vodka, get her drunk. 685 00:41:19,496 --> 00:41:21,761 The rest will take care of itself. 686 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:24,599 Yeah, but what if I don't need the vodka? 687 00:41:26,301 --> 00:41:27,495 Nice. 688 00:41:27,496 --> 00:41:29,253 I like the attitude. 689 00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:34,401 But, uh, you'll probably want to get drunk yourself just to get something started, you know? 690 00:41:34,402 --> 00:41:35,602 Yeah, I guess. 691 00:41:36,097 --> 00:41:38,706 It's a King for life, buddy. 692 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:42,128 You can get him some vodka, right, Truck? 693 00:41:42,129 --> 00:41:43,662 Sure. If he wants it. 694 00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:46,191 Yeah, I'll take it. 695 00:41:48,285 --> 00:41:49,956 I had a feeling we'd win. 696 00:41:49,957 --> 00:41:51,175 - Really? - I thought we were gonna win, too, yeah. 697 00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:52,667 I was kind of surprised that we won. 698 00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:53,535 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 699 00:41:53,535 --> 00:41:54,207 I was really nervous. 700 00:41:54,208 --> 00:41:56,607 Just 'cause, like, you couldn't get that question right. 701 00:41:56,855 --> 00:41:58,042 You took a while. 702 00:41:58,043 --> 00:41:59,229 I-it wasn't my fault. 703 00:41:59,230 --> 00:42:01,198 - Ted. - You were spacing out. 704 00:42:01,441 --> 00:42:03,013 What do you think? 705 00:42:04,535 --> 00:42:06,917 This is so lame. 706 00:42:06,918 --> 00:42:10,647 I'm sorry that you're not hanging out with your Kings tonight. 707 00:42:11,785 --> 00:42:13,004 Hey... 708 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,394 You guys want to play a game? 709 00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:16,394 Yeah. 710 00:42:16,395 --> 00:42:18,817 - Yeah, I love games. - Okay. 711 00:42:21,629 --> 00:42:23,129 You are my hero. 712 00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:25,113 Where did you get that? 713 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,168 Does it really matter? 714 00:42:27,691 --> 00:42:29,354 No. 715 00:42:29,355 --> 00:42:31,390 So, how do we play? 716 00:42:31,391 --> 00:42:34,823 All right, we'll play "Truth or Dare," 717 00:42:34,824 --> 00:42:37,987 except everybody gets drunk. 718 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:40,581 Y-yeah. 719 00:42:40,582 --> 00:42:41,948 I don't think I'm going to play. 720 00:42:41,949 --> 00:42:43,057 Come on, dude. 721 00:42:43,058 --> 00:42:45,237 Only the people who are playing get to stay. 722 00:42:45,238 --> 00:42:46,893 Yeah, stop pussyfooting around. 723 00:42:46,894 --> 00:42:48,793 You either in or you're out. 724 00:42:49,058 --> 00:42:50,659 Yeah, I-I guess I'm in. 725 00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:51,621 There you go. 726 00:42:51,622 --> 00:42:53,155 All right, good. 727 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:56,917 Since I got the booze, I'll get the party started. 728 00:42:56,918 --> 00:42:58,018 All right. 729 00:43:00,457 --> 00:43:02,073 Truth or dare? 730 00:43:04,308 --> 00:43:05,408 Truth. 731 00:43:05,605 --> 00:43:08,551 All right. Uh, a warm-up. 732 00:43:09,376 --> 00:43:12,143 Which of the girls in this room do you think is the hottest? 733 00:43:12,144 --> 00:43:13,737 What kind of question is that? 734 00:43:13,738 --> 00:43:14,722 Come on. Just... 735 00:43:14,723 --> 00:43:16,957 are you gonna answer it or take a shot? 736 00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:19,089 Remember, he said hottest, not hot. 737 00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:22,698 - Greater than doesn't necessarily mean... - Yeah, we... we... they heard me, Fibonacci, all right? 738 00:43:22,699 --> 00:43:24,135 Leave the math for the quiz bowl. 739 00:43:24,136 --> 00:43:25,408 I-I was just saying. 740 00:43:25,972 --> 00:43:27,885 Um... 741 00:43:31,711 --> 00:43:33,905 I have to say... Emily. 742 00:43:35,135 --> 00:43:37,626 Well, there's the first shock of the night. 743 00:43:37,627 --> 00:43:39,395 - Bravo. - Shut up, Joel. 744 00:43:39,396 --> 00:43:42,454 Okay. Whoa. Relax. 745 00:43:42,455 --> 00:43:45,557 Uh... who's next? 746 00:43:45,558 --> 00:43:48,595 Uh, I guess I'll go. 747 00:43:50,196 --> 00:43:51,630 Wait. What do I say, again? 748 00:43:51,631 --> 00:43:53,432 - Truth or dare. - Truth or dare? 749 00:44:04,666 --> 00:44:07,103 Do you think it's a boy or a girl? 750 00:44:10,283 --> 00:44:12,226 I don't know. 751 00:44:13,553 --> 00:44:16,163 I think it'd be cool to have a girl. 752 00:44:17,299 --> 00:44:20,751 God knows this town doesn't need another Wheeler man running around. 753 00:44:24,479 --> 00:44:26,408 What's that supposed to mean? 754 00:44:27,557 --> 00:44:29,244 I don't know. 755 00:44:30,252 --> 00:44:33,029 It's just there are so many guys in your family. 756 00:44:33,572 --> 00:44:36,199 A girl would be different, you know? 757 00:44:38,933 --> 00:44:40,787 Yeah. 758 00:44:47,412 --> 00:44:49,349 What happened to Miller? 759 00:44:51,451 --> 00:44:55,012 Mm... he got all fucked up during practice. 760 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:01,766 His dad said that he... 761 00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:03,947 Baby... 762 00:45:03,972 --> 00:45:05,931 enough about Miller. 763 00:45:07,345 --> 00:45:09,581 This is about you and me right now. 764 00:45:12,431 --> 00:45:13,446 Fuck! 765 00:45:21,291 --> 00:45:22,470 Get my pills. 766 00:45:22,613 --> 00:45:24,087 Get my pills. 767 00:45:24,408 --> 00:45:26,102 - I'll get water. - What do you need? 768 00:45:26,103 --> 00:45:27,360 The other ones. 769 00:45:27,361 --> 00:45:29,162 Behind, behind. 770 00:45:36,448 --> 00:45:37,931 Here, here. 771 00:45:58,728 --> 00:46:00,662 You're a good boy. 772 00:46:00,664 --> 00:46:02,705 You're a good boy, Teddy. 773 00:46:03,634 --> 00:46:05,568 You'll take care of me. 774 00:46:11,739 --> 00:46:13,667 7...6... 775 00:46:13,668 --> 00:46:15,434 5, 4... 776 00:46:15,435 --> 00:46:18,456 2, 3, 2, 1. 777 00:46:18,457 --> 00:46:21,510 All right, guys, time... time's up. 778 00:46:21,511 --> 00:46:23,907 Five minutes are over. 779 00:46:35,744 --> 00:46:37,478 Ted, Ted. 780 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,136 - Oh. - It's... it's your turn. 781 00:46:41,074 --> 00:46:42,505 Okay. 782 00:46:56,300 --> 00:47:00,760 Okay, um, five minutes start when the door closes. 783 00:47:01,885 --> 00:47:04,273 I don't need the bathroom. 784 00:47:05,620 --> 00:47:07,459 Scoot over. 785 00:47:12,326 --> 00:47:13,493 Close your eyes. 786 00:47:13,494 --> 00:47:18,651 ♪ A romantic spot ♪ 787 00:47:21,478 --> 00:47:24,942 ♪ to build a staircase to ♪ 788 00:47:32,330 --> 00:47:34,142 ♪ Build ♪ 789 00:47:37,205 --> 00:47:41,875 ♪ seems like a romantic spot ♪ 790 00:47:41,876 --> 00:47:43,275 Thanks, Johnny. 791 00:47:47,549 --> 00:47:50,551 ♪ Just for me and you ♪ 792 00:47:50,552 --> 00:47:52,907 So... see you tomorrow. 793 00:47:52,908 --> 00:47:54,446 Yeah. 794 00:47:59,685 --> 00:48:01,678 Hey, Ted? 795 00:48:05,992 --> 00:48:10,101 What exactly... was that last night? 796 00:48:12,832 --> 00:48:14,678 I don't know. 797 00:48:15,401 --> 00:48:19,880 So, you... really think that Emily is hotter than me? 798 00:48:21,270 --> 00:48:23,784 Just wanted to see if you'd flinch. 799 00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:26,356 Did I? 800 00:48:26,357 --> 00:48:28,189 Yeah. 801 00:48:29,685 --> 00:48:31,997 So, should we... 802 00:48:31,998 --> 00:48:33,967 Meet after school? 803 00:48:34,834 --> 00:48:36,872 Score one for originality. 804 00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:39,168 Don't you know? 805 00:48:39,169 --> 00:48:41,435 I'm an old-fashioned type of a guy. 806 00:48:42,490 --> 00:48:44,100 Hey. 807 00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:47,643 Take these. 808 00:48:48,271 --> 00:48:49,543 Thank you. 809 00:48:49,544 --> 00:48:52,379 No problem. See ya. 810 00:49:00,716 --> 00:49:02,450 So, the 135-degree... 811 00:49:02,451 --> 00:49:03,284 Sorry. 812 00:49:03,285 --> 00:49:06,287 ...angle in the diagram, here is an example. 813 00:49:06,474 --> 00:49:10,192 And then the last major kind of angle is the straight angle. 814 00:49:10,193 --> 00:49:15,614 A straight angle is an angle that measures exactly 180 degrees, thus the name. 815 00:49:15,615 --> 00:49:17,916 The two rays form a straight line. 816 00:49:18,216 --> 00:49:20,254 A negative angle is also possible. 817 00:49:20,255 --> 00:49:22,903 This means that you go clockwise instead of counterclockwise. 818 00:49:22,904 --> 00:49:24,434 - Mrs. Gibbons. - Yes? 819 00:49:24,435 --> 00:49:25,458 Can I use the restroom? 820 00:49:25,459 --> 00:49:27,817 It's almost the end of class, Ted. Can you wait? 821 00:49:27,818 --> 00:49:30,051 - No. - Fine. 822 00:49:30,724 --> 00:49:32,661 Uh, where was I? 823 00:49:32,662 --> 00:49:34,762 Um... okay, so... 824 00:49:52,316 --> 00:49:54,987 Hey, you were right about the vodka. 825 00:49:54,988 --> 00:49:57,619 Oh, bug, you finally got some? 826 00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,554 Yeah. Kallea kissed me. 827 00:49:59,556 --> 00:50:00,901 Nice. 828 00:50:00,902 --> 00:50:02,487 So, uh, you get some tongue? 829 00:50:02,488 --> 00:50:04,080 - Yeah. - Yeah? 830 00:50:04,081 --> 00:50:06,635 Kissing is not the same as fucking. 831 00:50:06,636 --> 00:50:09,479 Yeah, but, I mean, first base isn't too shabby. 832 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,955 Says the guy who can't get off the bench. 833 00:50:11,956 --> 00:50:15,133 Yeah, we're actually gonna go out on a date tonight. I'm gonna pick her up after school. 834 00:50:15,134 --> 00:50:16,765 Where... where are we going? 835 00:50:16,766 --> 00:50:20,820 Don't worry about it. We'll have you back to school in time for your little bird, okay? 836 00:50:20,821 --> 00:50:23,379 - What is that? - Shh. Wait. 837 00:50:24,079 --> 00:50:25,379 Shh, shh, shh. 838 00:50:25,380 --> 00:50:28,407 Grab a couple handfuls, and let's get out of here. 839 00:50:30,218 --> 00:50:32,898 These guys don't take too fucking kindly to us stealing their goodies. 840 00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:34,539 Oh, fuck! Book it! 841 00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:37,476 - Aah, shit! My leg! - Truck! 842 00:50:37,477 --> 00:50:39,164 Get the fuck out of here, Ted! 843 00:50:39,165 --> 00:50:41,033 Come on! Get up! 844 00:50:42,813 --> 00:50:43,780 Get up! 845 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:49,212 What the... 846 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:51,773 You fucking saved me, little bro. 847 00:50:51,774 --> 00:50:54,203 - You asshole! - Oh, shit! 848 00:51:00,454 --> 00:51:01,890 You guys are all assholes, do you know that? 849 00:51:01,891 --> 00:51:02,958 Hey, hey, hey, come on. 850 00:51:02,959 --> 00:51:05,193 Let's get out of here before these fuckers show up for real. 851 00:51:33,430 --> 00:51:36,621 You hold it in your lungs as long as you can, all right? 852 00:51:42,147 --> 00:51:43,617 Lucky bastard. 853 00:51:43,618 --> 00:51:46,399 You'll get higher than the rest of us. 854 00:52:27,546 --> 00:52:28,876 Hey. 855 00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:31,781 I-I'm sorry about last night. 856 00:52:31,782 --> 00:52:34,617 It's really not that serious. 857 00:52:38,962 --> 00:52:41,618 Your favorite, right? 858 00:52:42,313 --> 00:52:45,391 Ted, you really shouldn't buy stuff for me. 859 00:52:47,098 --> 00:52:48,999 Okay. 860 00:53:00,454 --> 00:53:06,867 Okay, team, hot off our success in Crescent city, let's have fun today. 861 00:53:06,868 --> 00:53:10,436 Divide yourselves into teams, and winner gets pizza on me. 862 00:53:10,437 --> 00:53:12,237 Let's go. 863 00:53:14,116 --> 00:53:17,443 Hey, Emily, you want to team up? 864 00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:19,404 That would be awesome. 865 00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:22,616 Em, remember you said that you'd be on my team? 866 00:53:24,038 --> 00:53:27,959 I told Kallea I'd be on her team, earlier. 867 00:53:28,218 --> 00:53:30,881 Sure. It's cool. 868 00:53:30,882 --> 00:53:34,483 I'm sorry. Thanks, though. 869 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,553 All right, watch the release. 870 00:53:45,554 --> 00:53:46,764 Choke. 871 00:53:48,281 --> 00:53:50,647 Apparently, you're not a-a ninja, Wood. 872 00:53:50,648 --> 00:53:52,639 No, I'm more of a samurai, really, at heart. 873 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,641 Truck, Truck, Truck. 874 00:54:01,187 --> 00:54:03,270 Do it, bug. 875 00:54:05,179 --> 00:54:07,818 Fucking "a," bug! Nice. 876 00:54:07,819 --> 00:54:10,155 What's gotten into you? 877 00:54:11,562 --> 00:54:13,484 Should we tell him? 878 00:54:16,944 --> 00:54:18,327 Bug... 879 00:54:18,759 --> 00:54:20,451 You're ready to get your fuck on, right? 880 00:54:20,452 --> 00:54:22,100 - Yeah. - Yeah? 881 00:54:22,101 --> 00:54:24,162 So we're having some chicks over to Reggie's, 882 00:54:24,163 --> 00:54:25,943 and they're not fucking virgins or anything, but... 883 00:54:25,944 --> 00:54:27,920 She's got to be a virgin if he wants to be a King. 884 00:54:27,921 --> 00:54:32,670 Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just saying maybe bug's got some fucking... 885 00:54:32,671 --> 00:54:33,756 I don't know... 886 00:54:33,757 --> 00:54:36,569 Someone special in mind, right? 887 00:54:36,984 --> 00:54:38,748 Yes? 888 00:54:38,749 --> 00:54:40,782 I know someone. 889 00:54:42,110 --> 00:54:44,108 - He knows someone. - He knows someone. 890 00:54:44,109 --> 00:54:44,819 You know someone? 891 00:54:44,820 --> 00:54:46,662 - Big man on campus. - Do I know this someone? 892 00:54:46,663 --> 00:54:48,193 How much vodka you got at your mom's place? 893 00:54:48,194 --> 00:54:50,514 Oh, they just restocked it this week. It's fucking loaded. 894 00:54:50,515 --> 00:54:52,049 Good. 895 00:54:52,327 --> 00:54:53,772 Now I'm interested. 896 00:54:53,773 --> 00:54:55,491 Oh! 897 00:54:55,726 --> 00:54:57,452 Nice work. 898 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:00,740 Fucking "a." 899 00:55:00,741 --> 00:55:02,717 Fatty's parents are regular alcoholics. 900 00:55:02,718 --> 00:55:05,176 That they are. 901 00:55:07,023 --> 00:55:08,530 Yeah. 902 00:55:09,163 --> 00:55:11,706 You could fit my house in this room. 903 00:55:12,452 --> 00:55:13,885 Yeah? 904 00:55:13,886 --> 00:55:16,335 Kings! 905 00:55:21,523 --> 00:55:25,308 - Yeah! - Shit. Nice. Very good. 906 00:55:30,977 --> 00:55:31,888 Here. 907 00:55:31,913 --> 00:55:34,006 Here. Here you go. 908 00:55:34,007 --> 00:55:35,311 Thanks. 909 00:55:35,312 --> 00:55:37,233 So, whose place is this, anyway? 910 00:55:37,993 --> 00:55:39,240 Mine. 911 00:55:39,241 --> 00:55:40,921 - Cool. - Yeah. 912 00:55:41,593 --> 00:55:44,397 So, uh, you want a tour? 913 00:55:44,398 --> 00:55:47,266 - Okay. - Okay. This way. 914 00:55:47,796 --> 00:55:48,826 You take this. 915 00:55:48,827 --> 00:55:50,998 I hate you, Hass, so damn much. 916 00:55:58,546 --> 00:56:00,914 Guys, let's, um... let's get some more beer. 917 00:56:00,915 --> 00:56:02,014 There's some in the fridge. 918 00:56:02,015 --> 00:56:05,311 Yeah. We're gonna need more. 919 00:56:05,734 --> 00:56:08,022 ♪ ...In a black-and-white dress ♪ 920 00:56:08,023 --> 00:56:11,725 ♪ I've never been so obsessed ♪ 921 00:56:12,038 --> 00:56:13,936 Want to play some pool? 922 00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:16,128 - Sure. - Come on. 923 00:56:24,054 --> 00:56:26,689 I feel light... 924 00:56:26,690 --> 00:56:28,069 And hot. 925 00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:32,053 You've only had one drink. 926 00:56:32,554 --> 00:56:35,132 Should we have more? 927 00:56:37,523 --> 00:56:39,424 Depends... 928 00:56:39,425 --> 00:56:42,499 If you want to get drunk. 929 00:56:43,155 --> 00:56:45,856 I want to get drunk with you. 930 00:56:54,490 --> 00:56:56,624 I can't believe... 931 00:56:57,554 --> 00:56:59,388 What? 932 00:56:59,718 --> 00:57:05,834 I can't believe I'm here with you... Ted Wheeler. 933 00:57:05,835 --> 00:57:10,218 I told my parents I was staying over with Kallea. 934 00:57:13,085 --> 00:57:17,589 Your face has an interesting bone structure. 935 00:57:17,590 --> 00:57:22,241 It's, like, perfectly symmetrical. 936 00:57:23,329 --> 00:57:27,536 But then your haircut kind of makes it look crooked. 937 00:57:29,429 --> 00:57:30,920 Thanks. 938 00:57:31,553 --> 00:57:33,579 You're welcome. 939 00:57:35,585 --> 00:57:37,648 Ted? 940 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,129 Are you gonna kiss me? 941 00:57:56,952 --> 00:57:59,154 I shouldn't. 942 00:58:00,388 --> 00:58:03,906 What? You're fine, all right? 943 00:58:09,865 --> 00:58:13,037 Please. Is three drinks... 944 00:58:13,038 --> 00:58:16,686 That's... three drinks is a lot, right? 945 00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:19,818 The room's spinning. 946 00:58:19,819 --> 00:58:22,755 Spin, spin, spin. 947 00:58:22,756 --> 00:58:24,590 Kiss me again. 948 00:58:24,591 --> 00:58:26,881 That rhymed. 949 00:58:26,882 --> 00:58:29,383 But, really, kiss me again. 950 00:58:29,655 --> 00:58:32,785 It makes the spinning stop. 951 00:58:40,968 --> 00:58:43,098 Emily? 952 00:58:45,148 --> 00:58:47,483 Emily? 953 00:59:02,327 --> 00:59:04,470 So, how'd it go? 954 00:59:05,687 --> 00:59:08,072 She's passed out. 955 00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:12,295 You got your name in the yearbook, right? 956 00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:16,623 - Yeah, but... - So you want to be a King. 957 00:59:16,624 --> 00:59:18,624 Get it done with. 958 01:02:15,507 --> 01:02:18,484 What's up? You hit it? 959 01:02:20,913 --> 01:02:24,741 Oh, shit. Fucking cherry. Nice. 960 01:02:25,695 --> 01:02:28,960 Looks like little Truck became a man today. 961 01:02:37,163 --> 01:02:39,018 Well, bug... 962 01:02:40,914 --> 01:02:48,569 ...looks like you can officially now say... you're on the board. 963 01:02:50,452 --> 01:02:52,616 Just one more thing, right, Truck? 964 01:02:52,617 --> 01:02:54,467 That's right. 965 01:02:54,468 --> 01:02:56,903 To the next King. 966 01:03:06,913 --> 01:03:09,144 This is the court. 967 01:03:09,906 --> 01:03:11,522 Not just anyone can come here, though, okay? 968 01:03:11,523 --> 01:03:13,139 No girls allowed. 969 01:03:13,648 --> 01:03:15,842 It's just a home away from home, 970 01:03:15,843 --> 01:03:18,100 where we come when we want to get away from it all, you know? 971 01:03:18,101 --> 01:03:21,960 It's gonna take a while for the coals to get hot enough. I brought dogs. 972 01:03:22,413 --> 01:03:24,210 Of course you did. 973 01:03:24,843 --> 01:03:27,413 Hey, hey, hey, move, fat boy. 974 01:03:33,945 --> 01:03:36,930 I was thinking, um... 975 01:03:36,931 --> 01:03:39,609 long as we're doing bug, 976 01:03:39,610 --> 01:03:41,570 maybe it's time we do me, too. 977 01:03:45,204 --> 01:03:49,084 Last time I checked, buddy, you didn't put any points on the scoreboard, okay? 978 01:03:49,085 --> 01:03:54,670 So unless you fucking drive-by-fucked some girl up on the way here and I don't know about it, 979 01:03:54,671 --> 01:03:55,921 you're still a virgin, okay? 980 01:03:55,922 --> 01:03:59,287 I'm not putting a fucking "k" on the back of a fucking virgin. 981 01:03:59,288 --> 01:04:02,108 Laura was mine until you cock-blocked me. 982 01:04:02,109 --> 01:04:03,944 You snooze, you lose, pal, okay? 983 01:04:06,179 --> 01:04:09,389 I'm talking no follow-through, buddy. 984 01:04:15,796 --> 01:04:19,098 You don't have to do this if you don't want to. 985 01:04:29,085 --> 01:04:31,029 I do. 986 01:04:32,822 --> 01:04:34,923 We good? 987 01:04:40,796 --> 01:04:42,257 All right. 988 01:04:43,273 --> 01:04:44,473 On your knees. 989 01:04:44,474 --> 01:04:45,975 This is so fucking awesome! 990 01:04:45,976 --> 01:04:47,410 Let's do this. 991 01:04:48,007 --> 01:04:49,958 Yo, give me that. 992 01:04:51,585 --> 01:04:53,673 Bug, drink this. 993 01:04:56,710 --> 01:04:59,194 You got this, you got this. 994 01:05:05,265 --> 01:05:07,186 Come on. 995 01:05:10,070 --> 01:05:10,736 You ready? 996 01:05:10,737 --> 01:05:13,258 Do you swear allegiance to The Kings forever? 997 01:05:13,259 --> 01:05:15,342 We're your brothers. That's it. 998 01:05:15,343 --> 01:05:18,233 Brothers, and you live with us and you never betray those brothers. 999 01:05:18,234 --> 01:05:19,195 - Do you? - Yes! 1000 01:05:19,196 --> 01:05:21,207 - Do you? - I do! 1001 01:05:21,597 --> 01:05:23,217 Tell me to give you this fucking brand. 1002 01:05:23,218 --> 01:05:25,647 - Give me that brand. - No. Fucking tell me! 1003 01:05:25,648 --> 01:05:27,412 Give me that fucking brand! 1004 01:05:28,063 --> 01:05:29,116 Yeah! 1005 01:05:29,343 --> 01:05:30,781 Fuck! 1006 01:05:32,038 --> 01:05:33,523 Fuck! 1007 01:05:33,548 --> 01:05:35,976 Oh, god damn it! 1008 01:05:36,476 --> 01:05:38,031 Fuck! 1009 01:05:38,687 --> 01:05:41,218 Oh! Fuck! 1010 01:05:45,131 --> 01:05:48,934 Oh... god damn it! 1011 01:06:06,014 --> 01:06:07,763 How you feeling, bug? 1012 01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:09,513 How the fuck do you think he's feeling? 1013 01:06:09,514 --> 01:06:12,217 Oh, wait. I guess you're the only one who wouldn't know. 1014 01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:13,692 Fuck you, Wood. 1015 01:06:13,693 --> 01:06:15,494 Therein lies the problem, Reg. 1016 01:06:15,495 --> 01:06:17,530 You wouldn't know anything about fucking, either. 1017 01:06:17,531 --> 01:06:20,739 Hey, you boys want to shoot a rifle? 1018 01:06:20,740 --> 01:06:22,403 Well, that sound mighty fine. 1019 01:06:22,404 --> 01:06:24,856 Got a little pineapple I can put right on top of your head, reg. 1020 01:06:24,857 --> 01:06:25,514 Dick. 1021 01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:30,435 Hey, uh, just pack the rest of this shit up, all right? 1022 01:06:44,198 --> 01:06:45,396 Here. 1023 01:06:45,397 --> 01:06:47,356 You know what, bug? 1024 01:06:47,357 --> 01:06:51,093 I might not have as many points as Hass or Truck or even Wood, 1025 01:06:51,094 --> 01:06:53,989 but I swear to god... by the end of the year, I'm gonna have... 1026 01:06:53,990 --> 01:06:57,158 Truck doesn't have any points. 1027 01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:34,108 Yeah, that'll heal up in a couple of weeks. 1028 01:07:34,109 --> 01:07:37,248 Just, in the meantime, put some aloe on it, all right? 1029 01:07:39,748 --> 01:07:41,048 Truck. 1030 01:07:41,049 --> 01:07:43,061 Yeah? 1031 01:07:45,272 --> 01:07:47,583 Reggie showed me the yearbook. 1032 01:07:52,412 --> 01:07:55,838 That fat boy Reggie showed you? 1033 01:08:02,303 --> 01:08:04,373 What's going on? 1034 01:08:05,264 --> 01:08:08,708 Y-you told me you weren't doing it with all those girls. 1035 01:08:08,709 --> 01:08:12,044 Look, Ted, I needed something, 1036 01:08:12,045 --> 01:08:16,624 something that was just... just for me, okay? 1037 01:08:18,042 --> 01:08:21,599 Six months from now, I'm gonna have you plus another kid running around here, 1038 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,435 and I'm gonna be fucking married. 1039 01:08:25,279 --> 01:08:28,147 This is my last chance to have a little fun, right? 1040 01:08:28,764 --> 01:08:30,458 What about Lizzie? 1041 01:08:30,459 --> 01:08:33,169 Ted, I fucking love Lizzie. 1042 01:08:34,108 --> 01:08:36,068 I'm done with this contest shit. 1043 01:08:36,069 --> 01:08:37,818 I stopped doing it a couple of weeks ago. 1044 01:08:37,819 --> 01:08:40,769 I promise you that. You got to trust me. 1045 01:08:44,131 --> 01:08:47,734 You're not gonna tell Lizzie or anything, are you? 1046 01:08:53,131 --> 01:08:54,718 No. 1047 01:08:56,061 --> 01:08:58,229 Thank you. 1048 01:09:03,043 --> 01:09:06,794 Hey, welcome to The Kings, little brother. 1049 01:09:11,926 --> 01:09:13,808 Hurry up and get dressed. 1050 01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:20,901 Nice jacket. 1051 01:09:20,902 --> 01:09:22,433 I fucking hate this thing. 1052 01:09:22,434 --> 01:09:24,151 Reggie bought it for me. 1053 01:09:24,152 --> 01:09:25,769 Fucking tool bag. 1054 01:09:25,770 --> 01:09:28,372 I'm gonna make that fat boy buy me some new wheels. 1055 01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:29,605 Sounds about fair, right? 1056 01:09:29,606 --> 01:09:30,199 Yeah. 1057 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,339 Listen, I need that fucking jacket. 1058 01:09:32,340 --> 01:09:33,972 There's this crazy chick in fifth period. 1059 01:09:33,973 --> 01:09:35,698 She'd blow me in class if I wear one. 1060 01:09:35,699 --> 01:09:38,097 - No, shit? - Yeah. Nice, right? 1061 01:09:38,098 --> 01:09:39,363 Hey, Ted. 1062 01:09:39,988 --> 01:09:41,449 Hey, Sasha. 1063 01:09:41,973 --> 01:09:44,339 Fuck. Fuck. Nice! 1064 01:09:44,340 --> 01:09:45,173 Oh, my god. 1065 01:09:46,129 --> 01:09:47,933 I want to fuck that one, yeah? 1066 01:09:47,934 --> 01:09:51,448 I'd accept Jesus as my fucking savior if I could fuck that one, right? 1067 01:09:51,449 --> 01:09:53,229 - I got to get out of here. - Where are you going? 1068 01:09:53,230 --> 01:09:55,315 I got to take Lizzie shopping or she'll kill me. 1069 01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:57,073 - All right. - I'll see you later. 1070 01:10:01,293 --> 01:10:04,776 Hey, so, uh, speaking of fucking, how was that Emily chick? 1071 01:10:04,777 --> 01:10:05,443 Oh, god. 1072 01:10:05,444 --> 01:10:08,533 I know she's only like a 5 or a 6 or something like that, 1073 01:10:08,534 --> 01:10:10,206 but there's something about that girl, right? 1074 01:10:10,849 --> 01:10:12,237 You do the angry dragon? 1075 01:10:12,645 --> 01:10:13,520 Did you? 1076 01:10:13,521 --> 01:10:16,315 Hey. I wanted to give these back to you. 1077 01:10:16,316 --> 01:10:17,940 Thank you. 1078 01:10:17,941 --> 01:10:21,448 I heard that you hung out with Emily a couple of nights ago. 1079 01:10:21,449 --> 01:10:23,190 Don't get jealous, Kallea, okay? 1080 01:10:23,191 --> 01:10:25,964 There's plenty of Ted to go around, all right? 1081 01:10:25,965 --> 01:10:28,673 Second time's always better, anyway. 1082 01:10:31,863 --> 01:10:33,938 You slept with her? 1083 01:10:36,707 --> 01:10:39,433 I can't believe that I liked you. 1084 01:10:43,723 --> 01:10:44,715 What the fuck, Hass? 1085 01:10:44,716 --> 01:10:47,535 What? Dude, get the fuck out of my way. 1086 01:10:47,918 --> 01:10:50,086 I did you a fucking favor. What's your problem? 1087 01:10:50,087 --> 01:10:53,831 Look, you've been following that girl around for the whole first fucking month of the year like a little bitch. 1088 01:10:53,832 --> 01:10:55,417 Now you don't have to, okay? 1089 01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:57,519 Yeah, well, don't do me any more favors. 1090 01:10:59,910 --> 01:11:02,042 I'll take that as a thank-you. 1091 01:11:05,965 --> 01:11:07,433 What is that? 1092 01:11:07,434 --> 01:11:09,909 - Dude, check it out. - Yeah, what is that? 1093 01:11:09,910 --> 01:11:11,159 It's nothing. 1094 01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,667 - Does it hurt? - If you're a pussy, it hurts. 1095 01:11:13,668 --> 01:11:15,253 Dude, that's so cool. 1096 01:11:15,254 --> 01:11:16,816 Can I get one? 1097 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,245 Hey, Ted. 1098 01:11:19,246 --> 01:11:20,105 Hey, Reggie. 1099 01:11:20,106 --> 01:11:23,276 - That thing's tight. - Yeah, it's pretty cool. 1100 01:11:24,223 --> 01:11:26,323 Hey, how you doing? 1101 01:11:26,324 --> 01:11:28,933 Quit looking at my cock, Reggie! 1102 01:11:29,402 --> 01:11:31,573 Why don't you suck mine. 1103 01:11:34,059 --> 01:11:36,246 Squeal, little piggy. 1104 01:11:36,879 --> 01:11:38,940 Get the fuck off of him, Zach! 1105 01:11:38,941 --> 01:11:41,323 - What the hell's happening? - Shut the fuck up, Wheeler. 1106 01:11:41,324 --> 01:11:43,935 Your brother isn't here to save your ass again. 1107 01:11:53,136 --> 01:11:54,683 So, you're picking fights now, huh? 1108 01:11:54,684 --> 01:11:57,698 - Chubs always needs a rescue. - I was outnumbered. 1109 01:11:57,699 --> 01:11:59,940 Reckon you deserve some bonus points, man. 1110 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:02,064 Wood, go get the book. 1111 01:12:03,238 --> 01:12:04,558 So, where'd he come? 1112 01:12:04,559 --> 01:12:05,964 Crack, jab. 1113 01:12:12,038 --> 01:12:13,925 Hass, Hass, Hass. 1114 01:12:16,668 --> 01:12:17,886 Hey, Lizzie. 1115 01:12:17,887 --> 01:12:20,003 You providing entertainment for tonight's party? 1116 01:12:20,004 --> 01:12:22,628 Sorry, asshole. I'm working late. 1117 01:12:22,629 --> 01:12:24,511 Oh. Corner of Florida and Yale again? 1118 01:12:26,762 --> 01:12:28,386 What happened to you? 1119 01:12:28,387 --> 01:12:29,888 Mark of valor. 1120 01:12:31,270 --> 01:12:33,714 Bug took on that preppy piece of shit. 1121 01:12:33,715 --> 01:12:34,854 Is that right? 1122 01:12:34,855 --> 01:12:36,191 Yeah. 1123 01:12:37,934 --> 01:12:39,706 "Yeah." 1124 01:12:39,707 --> 01:12:42,551 Look at you, you little... 1125 01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:51,065 It's too bad your mom's not a freshman girl. I'd have a couple hundred points by now. 1126 01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:54,339 Dude, if my mom was a freshman girl, I'd fuck her. 1127 01:13:00,035 --> 01:13:01,378 Oh, shit. 1128 01:13:01,965 --> 01:13:02,855 Hey, what's up? 1129 01:13:02,856 --> 01:13:04,253 Are you okay? 1130 01:13:04,254 --> 01:13:06,480 Something's wrong. 1131 01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:09,628 I thought Truck might be here. He's not answering his phone. 1132 01:13:09,629 --> 01:13:12,019 Yeah, uh, uh, I don't think he's here. 1133 01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:14,218 - Let me get you a glass of water or something. - Not now, Hass. 1134 01:13:14,219 --> 01:13:15,535 Hey, just... just... 1135 01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:17,948 Go find your brother, okay? 1136 01:13:17,949 --> 01:13:19,591 - I'll go get him. - Bug, I'll get him. 1137 01:13:19,592 --> 01:13:22,222 Bug! I'll get him. 1138 01:13:44,035 --> 01:13:46,146 You said it was over. 1139 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:49,792 Fuck! What the hell are you doing?! What is wrong with you?! 1140 01:13:49,793 --> 01:13:52,229 - Lizzie's here! - Jesus Christ! 1141 01:13:52,230 --> 01:13:54,265 Just get rid of her. I'll be right there. 1142 01:13:54,266 --> 01:13:55,995 Baby, I don't care if you have a girlfriend. 1143 01:13:55,996 --> 01:13:59,665 Just make something up. I will be right fucking there! 1144 01:14:04,801 --> 01:14:06,636 Did you find him? 1145 01:14:06,926 --> 01:14:10,042 I'm sorry, okay? I'm fucking sorry. 1146 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:16,676 Oh, no. 1147 01:14:18,629 --> 01:14:19,995 - James. - Oh, damn it. 1148 01:14:19,996 --> 01:14:21,839 - Oh, no. - Oh, damn it, Lizzie. 1149 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,800 Lizzie, I told you not to come to this fucking thing. 1150 01:14:24,801 --> 01:14:26,183 Get away from me! 1151 01:14:26,184 --> 01:14:28,667 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 1152 01:14:29,309 --> 01:14:30,894 - Baby, baby, baby. - Get off of me! 1153 01:14:30,895 --> 01:14:32,964 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Get off of me, James! 1154 01:14:32,965 --> 01:14:34,348 Careful. 1155 01:14:34,505 --> 01:14:36,573 Baby, I'm so sorry. 1156 01:14:36,574 --> 01:14:38,050 I'm so sorry. 1157 01:14:38,645 --> 01:14:40,912 Get the fuck off of me! 1158 01:14:42,566 --> 01:14:44,400 Lizzie. 1159 01:14:52,270 --> 01:14:53,603 Are you okay? 1160 01:14:53,604 --> 01:14:54,926 No. 1161 01:14:56,020 --> 01:14:58,154 I need to go to a doctor, Teddy. 1162 01:14:58,155 --> 01:15:01,191 Okay. I'll get you help. 1163 01:15:05,765 --> 01:15:07,900 Ow, ow, ow. 1164 01:15:14,571 --> 01:15:17,640 Help! Help! Get over here! 1165 01:15:18,324 --> 01:15:19,737 Help! I don't know! 1166 01:15:19,738 --> 01:15:21,505 Fucking help us! 1167 01:15:22,136 --> 01:15:24,784 What's going on? What's gonna happen? 1168 01:15:24,785 --> 01:15:26,152 God damn it. 1169 01:15:30,535 --> 01:15:33,401 Fuck is going... what the fuck? 1170 01:16:19,696 --> 01:16:22,308 You've been waiting here all night? 1171 01:16:24,056 --> 01:16:25,690 Yeah. 1172 01:16:32,042 --> 01:16:33,863 How you feeling? 1173 01:16:34,644 --> 01:16:36,469 I'm fine. 1174 01:16:38,148 --> 01:16:40,716 So, everything went okay? 1175 01:16:42,914 --> 01:16:45,117 No. 1176 01:16:48,553 --> 01:16:51,088 I must look horrible. 1177 01:16:56,742 --> 01:16:59,407 He's not gonna stay with me now. 1178 01:17:00,946 --> 01:17:04,655 Everybody wants him so bad, I mean... 1179 01:17:06,382 --> 01:17:09,656 It was gonna happen at least once. 1180 01:17:18,470 --> 01:17:21,695 I shouldn't have gotten so upset. 1181 01:17:23,342 --> 01:17:26,467 I mean, it was just one girl. 1182 01:17:40,928 --> 01:17:43,329 What's this? 1183 01:18:50,764 --> 01:18:53,533 Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie. 1184 01:18:55,960 --> 01:19:00,591 The worst thing is that I knew half of these girls. 1185 01:19:00,592 --> 01:19:02,545 They knew that we were engaged. 1186 01:19:02,546 --> 01:19:05,701 - Look, just let me explain. - Look, 1187 01:19:05,702 --> 01:19:08,779 you don't have to marry me. 1188 01:19:09,842 --> 01:19:11,676 It's been taken care of. 1189 01:19:11,677 --> 01:19:14,483 Lizzie. 1190 01:19:16,608 --> 01:19:17,436 Lizzie. 1191 01:19:17,437 --> 01:19:19,106 It's over! 1192 01:19:39,694 --> 01:19:42,167 Truck, I'm sorry. 1193 01:19:44,818 --> 01:19:46,746 I'm sorry. 1194 01:20:07,459 --> 01:20:08,591 Truck? 1195 01:20:08,592 --> 01:20:11,227 What the fuck did you do, huh? 1196 01:20:11,811 --> 01:20:15,622 I wake up this morning and expecting breakfast to be ready for me here. 1197 01:20:15,623 --> 01:20:20,686 Instead, your brother storms through and leaves without saying a word, huh? 1198 01:20:21,264 --> 01:20:22,724 Truck and I got in a fight. 1199 01:20:22,725 --> 01:20:24,928 Yeah? Well, fucking fix it. 1200 01:20:25,732 --> 01:20:28,107 And make me something to eat. 1201 01:20:28,108 --> 01:20:30,542 I'm fucking hungry. 1202 01:20:44,639 --> 01:20:46,349 Hey, what's up? It's Kallea. 1203 01:20:46,350 --> 01:20:50,200 I can't get to my phone right now, but I might call you back if you're lucky. 1204 01:20:50,201 --> 01:20:51,794 Hey, Kallea. 1205 01:20:53,193 --> 01:20:54,866 It's Ted. 1206 01:20:56,063 --> 01:20:57,979 W-what's up? 1207 01:20:58,537 --> 01:21:00,140 Oh, shit. 1208 01:21:00,983 --> 01:21:03,190 That's a stupid question. 1209 01:21:04,811 --> 01:21:07,711 I just really wanted to talk to you. 1210 01:21:09,983 --> 01:21:12,558 Anyways... 1211 01:21:13,647 --> 01:21:18,125 Give me a call... please. 1212 01:21:19,358 --> 01:21:20,700 Bye. 1213 01:21:39,795 --> 01:21:40,595 Kallea? 1214 01:21:41,889 --> 01:21:43,239 Kallea? 1215 01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:45,452 Bug! 1216 01:21:46,826 --> 01:21:48,255 Truck. 1217 01:21:48,256 --> 01:21:50,950 Hey, we're throwing a party for you... 1218 01:21:50,951 --> 01:21:54,774 celebrating you finally popping that cherry of yours. 1219 01:21:56,818 --> 01:21:59,474 Why does it say that you have Kallea's phone? 1220 01:21:59,475 --> 01:22:03,876 Oh, 'cause we invited your little girlfriend over here for a party. 1221 01:22:04,826 --> 01:22:06,739 What's going on? 1222 01:22:06,740 --> 01:22:10,029 Take dad's car and get your ass over here. 1223 01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:13,093 Kallea really wants to see you, 1224 01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:16,560 and if you don't want her, 1225 01:22:16,561 --> 01:22:19,373 I got a roomful of guys who do. 1226 01:22:21,154 --> 01:22:23,271 But dad's awake. 1227 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:25,591 That's your problem now. 1228 01:22:33,010 --> 01:22:34,801 Fuck. 1229 01:23:34,334 --> 01:23:36,117 Where's Kallea? 1230 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,208 Kallea, wake up. 1231 01:23:42,209 --> 01:23:43,872 Ted, I missed you. 1232 01:23:43,873 --> 01:23:45,302 Come on, let's go. 1233 01:23:45,303 --> 01:23:46,567 Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted. 1234 01:23:46,568 --> 01:23:48,028 Come here, come here. 1235 01:23:48,029 --> 01:23:50,255 This girl's primed and ready to go. 1236 01:23:50,256 --> 01:23:52,388 She's not even wearing any panties, okay? 1237 01:23:52,389 --> 01:23:55,124 She told me she's been waiting to fuck you. 1238 01:23:56,131 --> 01:23:59,341 So you just get over there and do it, okay? 1239 01:23:59,342 --> 01:24:05,008 Bug, bug, Emily told me she was a virgin right before I fucked her. 1240 01:24:06,068 --> 01:24:07,138 Okay? 1241 01:24:07,139 --> 01:24:11,124 - How fucking dumb do you think we are?! - Shut the fuck up, Hass! 1242 01:24:13,170 --> 01:24:15,239 You think you're smarter than me? 1243 01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:17,794 You lie to me to my own fucking face? 1244 01:24:17,795 --> 01:24:20,560 You're calling me a liar? 1245 01:24:20,561 --> 01:24:23,466 - I'm not going to fucking do it! - Yes, you are. 1246 01:24:23,467 --> 01:24:26,232 Because if you don't do it, I'm gonna 1247 01:24:26,233 --> 01:24:28,960 and then Hass is gonna and then Wood will 1248 01:24:28,961 --> 01:24:31,946 and then Reggie will, also. 1249 01:24:34,584 --> 01:24:35,833 I'm sorry, Truck. 1250 01:24:35,834 --> 01:24:37,607 Fucking sorry?! 1251 01:24:37,608 --> 01:24:39,919 You ruined my fucking life. 1252 01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:41,302 You wanted Lizzie to catch me. 1253 01:24:41,303 --> 01:24:43,203 You just fucking stood there. 1254 01:24:43,204 --> 01:24:44,771 You thought that was my fault? 1255 01:24:44,772 --> 01:24:47,599 You showed her the yearbook, you fucking asshole, 1256 01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:49,825 going behind my back like some bitch! 1257 01:24:49,826 --> 01:24:51,388 Now fucking fix it! 1258 01:24:51,389 --> 01:24:53,607 I'm fucking sorry, okay?! 1259 01:24:53,608 --> 01:24:57,896 I'm sorry that I cheated on my girlfriend and lied to my fucking brother about it 1260 01:24:57,897 --> 01:25:00,710 and blamed everyone except for myself, okay?! 1261 01:25:00,711 --> 01:25:02,372 God damn it! 1262 01:25:02,373 --> 01:25:03,173 Hey. 1263 01:25:09,850 --> 01:25:10,834 No. 1264 01:25:10,835 --> 01:25:11,864 Hey! 1265 01:25:11,865 --> 01:25:13,341 Truck, Truck, Truck. 1266 01:25:13,342 --> 01:25:14,755 He's had enough! 1267 01:25:14,756 --> 01:25:16,524 God damn it! 1268 01:25:16,525 --> 01:25:18,951 Yeah, you fucking idiot! 1269 01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:20,436 Stop it! 1270 01:25:20,437 --> 01:25:22,217 I fucking hate you! 1271 01:25:22,318 --> 01:25:24,219 I fucking hate you! 1272 01:25:24,942 --> 01:25:27,248 I hate you! 1273 01:25:30,207 --> 01:25:33,145 Come on, come on. Let's go. 1274 01:25:38,950 --> 01:25:40,871 God damn it. God damn it. 1275 01:25:40,872 --> 01:25:43,176 No, no, no! No! 1276 01:26:28,026 --> 01:26:30,327 Are you okay? 1277 01:27:16,647 --> 01:27:22,255 ♪ Look what the sea washed in ♪ 1278 01:27:22,256 --> 01:27:31,412 ♪ I don't want to see my face again ♪ 1279 01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:37,379 ♪ the water's turned to mud ♪ 1280 01:27:37,380 --> 01:27:44,207 ♪ these days, I've been so fucked up ♪ 1281 01:27:44,208 --> 01:27:49,817 ♪ all for the love of gold ♪ 1282 01:27:54,778 --> 01:28:00,348 ♪ and we are the brave ♪ 1283 01:28:00,349 --> 01:28:09,941 ♪ when there's nothing to be scared of ♪ 1284 01:28:09,942 --> 01:28:15,480 ♪ and we are the saved ♪ 1285 01:28:15,481 --> 01:28:23,054 ♪ when there's nothing here to tempt us ♪ 1286 01:28:23,055 --> 01:28:28,193 ♪ oh, like the love of gold ♪ 1287 01:29:02,483 --> 01:29:08,159 ♪ a mermaid, but they don't believe ♪ 1288 01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:17,501 ♪ she stole me away from my destiny ♪ 1289 01:29:17,502 --> 01:29:24,108 ♪ but under the waves, a man can't breathe ♪ 1290 01:29:24,109 --> 01:29:33,464 ♪ and what will they do without me to lead? ♪ 1291 01:29:33,465 --> 01:29:39,668 ♪ Ah, la, la, la-la, la-la ♪ 1292 01:29:39,669 --> 01:29:48,301 ♪ I don't want to be a captain no more ♪ 1293 01:29:48,302 --> 01:29:54,325 ♪ ah, la, la, la-la, la-la ♪ 1294 01:29:54,326 --> 01:30:03,266 ♪ and I don't want to be a monster ♪ 1295 01:30:03,267 --> 01:30:12,007 ♪ but I'm afraid I have been both ♪ 1296 01:30:12,008 --> 01:30:19,648 ♪ all for the love of gold ♪ 1297 01:30:19,649 --> 01:30:26,554 ♪ oh, all for the love of gold ♪ 1298 01:30:28,016 --> 01:30:34,815 ♪ now look what the sea washed in ♪ 1299 01:30:34,816 --> 01:30:44,377 ♪ tell their wives and their children I'm sorry ♪ 1300 01:30:44,378 --> 01:30:52,446 ♪ you'll never see my face again ♪ 1301 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:58,452 ♪ and I'll never see no gold ♪ 1302 01:30:58,650 --> 01:30:59,750 The End 1303 01:30:59,950 --> 01:31:02,950 +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ + |T|h|e| |D|e|a|f| |B|o|y|s| |F|o|r| |B|o|y|s| |G|r|o|u|p| + +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ E N J O Y this SRT SUBTITLE R e l e a s e http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1529346 Almost Kings (2010) English for hearing-impaired.srt AND: Almost Kings (2010) English.srt FPS: 23.976 With special thanks to: "superbad" +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ + |T|h|e| |D|e|a|f| |B|o|y|s| |F|o|r| |B|o|y|s| |G|r|o|u|p| + +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ We want more subtitles right NOW! 1) ALL DVD's to be subtitled. 2) ALL VIDEO GAMES to be subtitled. 3) ALL videos/DVD's used in lessons at school to be subtitled. 4) More pre-recorded & live subtitles on TV. ____ __ ___ __ ___ __ __ / / _ / ) _ _ (_ / _) _ (_ _ / _) _ / _ _ ( /) (- /(_ / (- ( / / /(_) () (/ _) / () / /(_) () (/ _) (__) / () (/ /) - Bringing you free subtitles / Online / Since 1993 - / - |Africa| |Asia| |Australia| |Europe| |North America| |South America| - / +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ + A big Thank You to EVERYBODY + + involved in making [closed capture] srt files and supporting us + +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+90109

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