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Soon now.
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Soon, my pretty one.
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Miklos, connect the electrodes.
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Ah, beautiful.
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Hurry, Miklos.
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The storm is almost upon us.
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Electrodes attached?
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Good. Now the straps.
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Magnificent.
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Hurry, Miklos.
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Raise the lightning arrester.
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Come, Miklos.
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Miklos... turn off
the equipment.
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Who are you?
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I don't know.
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Then I will tell you.
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Your name is...
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James West.
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Yes.
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And who are you?
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I am Dr. Faustina. You are my...
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My patient.
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And you must follow
my instructions exactly.
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Do you understand that?
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I must follow your
instructions exactly.
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Uh, this is my
assistant, Miklos.
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You owe your life
in part to his efforts.
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Thank you.
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Miklos is mute.
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He cannot speak.
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An unfortunate accident.
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But he hears, and
he is very intelligent.
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Can you stand up, Mr. West?
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Ah, good, good.
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Now will you walk, please?
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Excellent.
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You may stop now.
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Tell me, Mr. West...
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what do you feel?
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Nothing.
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Do you know how you came here?
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No.
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Oh, you were very ill, Mr. West.
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Miklos and I took care of you.
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Now you will perform
a little task for us.
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There is a top-secret meeting
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being held in the
city of New Orleans.
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High government
officials will be there.
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And I would like you
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to represent me.
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Now, I have a feeling
you are very strong
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since your treatments.
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Would you show us, please?
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Miklos, on the table.
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Try to lift them.
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Oh, splendid.
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Splendid.
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I'm sure no one will be
able to stand in your way.
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Uh, you may put them down.
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Come.
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Come.
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Now... Now, listen
to me closely.
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When you leave
here, you will be taken
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to the city of New
Orleans, a few miles away.
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You will go directly to the
federal government building
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on Canal Street.
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You understand that?
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I understand.
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It is Mardi Gras time,
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and you will see
many strange sights,
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strange people,
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but you will pay no
attention to them.
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You will not be detained.
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I will not be detained.
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When you reach the
federal government building,
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you will present credentials,
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and you will be admitted
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to a meeting of
cabinet officers.
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Now remember, time is
of the utmost importance
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in your mission.
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Time is of the
utmost importance.
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At 10 p.m. you must be
at that cabinet meeting.
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That is your mission:
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to be there at exactly 10 p.m.
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And then?
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And then, Mr. West...
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you will deliver a message.
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You shall tell them.
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Sorry. Excuse me.
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Lily.
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Lily Fortune.
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Oh, thank you, fairy godmother.
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Oh, what a lovely
surprise. It's been years.
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My senior prom, our last date.
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You look wonderful.
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You know, I never recovered
from our last parting.
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Ah, the class orator, the
silver-tongued speaker.
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Well, you have.
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It doesn't seem possible,
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but you've grown
even more beautiful.
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Artemus, you remember mother.
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Vividly.
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Mrs. Fortune.
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Well, you have no idea
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what seeing your
face does to me.
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Mother...
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eh, don't you remember Artemus?
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Lily, dear, you had
so many boyfriends.
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Which one are you?
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The one whose father was
arrested for moonshining?
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Uh, no, the thoughtful,
considerate one.
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Mother, you're thinking of...
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Oh, you're right. I
remember you now.
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You always needed a haircut.
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Lippy too.
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Surprised you ever
stayed out of jail.
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What do you do for a living?
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Well, I'm a...
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I'm a special agent
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for the United
States government.
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How exciting.
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Born liar.
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As a matter of fact, I'm
on vacation right now.
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My private train is standing
in the railroad yards.
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I'd love to show it to you.
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Would you, uh, like
to come see it now?
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Oh, I'd... I'd love to see...
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If Uncle Sam's little
helper will stand aside,
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here's our dessert.
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I don't care for any
dessert, Mother.
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A simple little meal,
a five-course dinner.
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Thirty-five cents?
It's outrageous.
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Since dessert is included,
we're gonna have some.
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I'll take hers too.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Uh... would you
like to see that now?
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I'd be delighted.
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Um, go ahead.
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And you watch yourself!
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Oh, Artemus, it's lovely.
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Well, it's nothing
sensational, but I call it home.
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This is all yours?
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no.
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I share it with my
partner, Jim West.
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Oh, if I'm ever a big success,
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I'm going to have a
private car like this.
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Success?
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Why, Lil, what do you do?
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Outside of driving
men wild, I mean.
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I'm an actress now.
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I'm going to New Orleans
soon to star in a play.
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Well, I think that's wonderful.
I used to showboat myself.
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Why don't you do a little scene
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with me right now, hm?
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Say, uh...
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Something from Romeo and Juliet?
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Oh, I must say, you're
a marvelous actress.
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Who's acting?
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You want to dance
with Carmen, eh?
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No, thank you.
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You prefer to dance in private?
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Sometimes.
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Oh, then I know a
very private place.
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I show you.
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I must not be detained.
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Nobody says no to Carmen, ever!
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That boorish fool insulted me.
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He has no mask or costume.
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And you know the punishment
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decreed by King
Neptune for that.
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Good night, gentlemen.
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I must not be detained.
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Halt.
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My name is James
West. I'm a special agent.
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I must see the Attorney
General immediately.
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I have a message
from the President.
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Sergeant of the guard.
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So far, so good.
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Now comes the crucial moment.
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Only three minutes left.
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Ooh.
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No time to lose.
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Now the sergeant
is questioning him.
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Hurry, you fool. Hurry.
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Our Mr. West did splendidly.
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And our task is
done here, Miklos.
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Well, Jim West.
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What a surprise.
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It's all right, sergeant.
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This man is well
known to me personally.
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You'll forgive the
security measures.
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But with several
members of the cabinet
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in attendance at this meeting...
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we can't be too careful.
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I understand,
Mr. Attorney General.
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The meeting's right
down the hall, Jim.
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Should we go?
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You know, just
before you arrived,
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we were having
a very good laugh.
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There's a woman in this area.
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Very fantastic creature.
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She calls herself Dr. Faustina.
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She wants a million dollars
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from the government
for research.
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Imagine. A million
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for some medical
experiments with electricity.
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I tell you, we must
convince the president
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that she is insane.
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Really?
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Gentlemen, I have the pleasure
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of presenting an old
friend, Mr. James West.
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Jim, this is the
Secretary of the Interior,
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the Secretary of State,
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and the Secretary of War.
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Mr. West is our most
trusted special agent...
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and he has a message
from the president.
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All right, Jim.
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You...
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wronged...
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Dr...
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Faustina.
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You know, she may not show it,
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but Mother really appreciates
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your invitation
to travel with you.
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Oh, it's nothing.
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Sherry?
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Thank you.
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You know, I always knew
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you'd be an important
man someday, Artemus.
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Oh. Well...
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I suppose that, uh,
talent will show eventually.
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This partner of yours...
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Jim. Where is he?
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He's off on vacation.
Same as I am. Oh.
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Um, where were you planning
to spend your vacation?
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Oh, no place in particular.
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I was just going to
go rambling around.
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Oh.
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Oh, I think now I may come down
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and see you in that play.
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Um...
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would you like to
rehearse that love scene
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just once more?
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That may be Mother now.
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No, no, no. It's just Henrietta.
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Who's Henrietta?
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Come on.
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Henrietta, meet Lil.
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Now, then.
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Good girl, Henrietta.
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Aren't you gonna
see what it says?
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Well, what for?
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It's probably just
from the president.
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The pre...
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May I?
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Of course.
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Who is it from?
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The president.
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Mm.
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"Your leave hereby canceled.
Proceed at once to New Orleans.
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Ulysses S. Grant."
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New Orleans!
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There isn't a word
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in the newspaper
about any blast.
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I think the whole
thing is a hoax.
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Mrs. Fortune, that
kind of information
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the government would
prefer to keep quiet for a while.
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You mean four cabinet
members getting killed
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wouldn't make big headlines?
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It will after we find out
how and why it happened.
273
00:21:15,557 --> 00:21:17,702
Uh, what fantastic costumes.
274
00:21:17,726 --> 00:21:19,604
Heh. Blackbeard the pirate.
275
00:21:19,628 --> 00:21:20,939
Artemus Gordon?
276
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:22,363
Yes.
277
00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:27,112
I am your contact.
278
00:21:27,136 --> 00:21:28,947
I have full instructions
from Washington.
279
00:21:28,971 --> 00:21:30,749
You are to come with me.
280
00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:32,117
I'm ready.
281
00:21:32,141 --> 00:21:34,786
Oh, no you're not. You
look much too respectable.
282
00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:36,188
You get some pretty
rough treatment
283
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,811
from that crowd outside.
284
00:21:40,749 --> 00:21:42,660
Here is your mask.
285
00:21:42,684 --> 00:21:46,031
Uh... would you ladies
please excuse me?
286
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,166
If you'll take care
of that for me,
287
00:21:48,190 --> 00:21:51,225
I'll come back and pick
it up later at your hotel.
288
00:21:52,194 --> 00:21:54,461
Uh, Mrs. Fortune.
289
00:21:57,967 --> 00:21:59,633
Ladies.
290
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:05,050
You'll never make me believe
that's a government man.
291
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,307
Uh.
292
00:22:12,949 --> 00:22:14,326
What about Jim?
293
00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:16,628
Will he be working
on this case with me?
294
00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:18,563
I'll get to that later.
295
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,266
Ah, how much do you know so far?
296
00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:24,036
Only what I read in
the president's telegram.
297
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:27,772
Blast, four cabinet
members dead.
298
00:22:27,796 --> 00:22:30,775
We've tried to keep
it as quiet as possible.
299
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:33,478
There's enough
rioting going on as is.
300
00:22:33,502 --> 00:22:36,114
No telling how these
crowds will react to this.
301
00:22:36,138 --> 00:22:37,649
Now, before we release the news,
302
00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:39,818
we want to get a
complete explanation.
303
00:22:39,842 --> 00:22:41,820
We're counting on
you to give us this.
304
00:22:41,844 --> 00:22:43,855
Why, I appreciate the
honor, but why me?
305
00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:46,158
I'm on a well-earned vacation.
You've got other agents.
306
00:22:46,182 --> 00:22:47,759
Yes, of course we have.
307
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,550
But, uh, you knew West
better than anyone else.
308
00:22:56,225 --> 00:22:57,985
What do you mean
knew? He isn't dead.
309
00:23:03,499 --> 00:23:05,677
I don't believe it.
310
00:23:05,701 --> 00:23:09,014
I won't believe it until
I've seen the body.
311
00:23:09,038 --> 00:23:12,050
That will take a good
deal of looking, I'm afraid.
312
00:23:12,074 --> 00:23:15,387
Unfortunately, he's spread
pretty thinly over the wreckage.
313
00:23:15,411 --> 00:23:17,489
The other bodies were
at least identifiable,
314
00:23:17,513 --> 00:23:19,624
but there was no
trace left of West.
315
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,360
This is why we're so sure that,
316
00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:23,150
that he was carrying the bomb.
317
00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:37,575
Look, Mr. Gordon... I
know you liked West,
318
00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:39,866
but you must accept
the fact of his death.
319
00:23:41,937 --> 00:23:43,015
Just, uh...
320
00:23:46,275 --> 00:23:47,819
Just tell me exactly
what happened
321
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,187
from the time Jim got here.
322
00:23:49,211 --> 00:23:52,557
West was recognized
by three of the guard
323
00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:54,192
and by the late
Attorney General,
324
00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:55,494
who personally escorted him
325
00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:57,496
into the conference room
where the blast occurred.
326
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,719
Yeah, but then he got out.
327
00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:02,667
The guard outside
the conference room
328
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:05,070
lived long enough to
tell us that no one got out.
329
00:24:05,094 --> 00:24:08,306
You should have seen
the inside of the room.
330
00:24:08,330 --> 00:24:09,741
There was only the one door,
331
00:24:09,765 --> 00:24:11,809
and all the windows were barred.
332
00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:14,046
It was a maximum-security room.
333
00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:16,548
West is dead.
334
00:24:16,572 --> 00:24:17,649
Are you trying to tell me
335
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:19,284
that he deliberately
blew himself up
336
00:24:19,308 --> 00:24:21,653
to get four high
government officials?
337
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,455
Ahh!
338
00:24:23,479 --> 00:24:26,780
I mean, hardly the sort of
thing you do by accident.
339
00:24:27,616 --> 00:24:29,528
The work of a traitor?
340
00:24:32,521 --> 00:24:34,433
You knew him.
341
00:24:34,457 --> 00:24:37,069
Tell us why.
342
00:24:37,093 --> 00:24:40,405
There is no why, Mr. Peters.
343
00:24:40,429 --> 00:24:42,740
He didn't do it!
344
00:24:42,764 --> 00:24:45,365
And I'll prove he didn't do it!
345
00:24:47,269 --> 00:24:49,581
Even if it kills me.
346
00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:18,943
Ah, Miklos.
347
00:25:18,967 --> 00:25:22,481
Ooh, you have brought
me another subject.
348
00:25:22,505 --> 00:25:24,449
Splendid.
349
00:25:24,473 --> 00:25:27,452
I... I don't suppose he's alive.
350
00:25:27,476 --> 00:25:28,875
Oh, well.
351
00:25:30,979 --> 00:25:35,293
But he is a fine specimen.
352
00:25:35,317 --> 00:25:37,551
Where did you find him, Miklos?
353
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:44,402
The scars of manacles.
The man was a prisoner.
354
00:25:46,362 --> 00:25:48,061
How did he die?
355
00:25:49,398 --> 00:25:51,576
He... He was hanged?
356
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,567
Then I presume his
crime was murder.
357
00:25:56,205 --> 00:25:57,449
He... He killed a woman?
358
00:25:57,473 --> 00:26:00,685
Oh, how interesting.
359
00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:03,688
Murderers always
make such good subjects.
360
00:26:03,712 --> 00:26:06,291
Their hearts are in the
right place, so to speak.
361
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,315
Hm.
362
00:26:08,917 --> 00:26:11,329
Eh, his neck is
broken, of course.
363
00:26:11,353 --> 00:26:13,798
But we can remedy that.
364
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,035
Tell me, Miklos... what
else do you know about him?
365
00:26:17,059 --> 00:26:18,903
Did he have any relatives?
366
00:26:18,927 --> 00:26:21,039
Any close friends nearby?
367
00:26:21,063 --> 00:26:22,429
Good.
368
00:26:23,399 --> 00:26:24,442
Hm.
369
00:26:24,466 --> 00:26:27,646
Yes, he is quite muscular.
370
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,514
After some of our treatments,
371
00:26:29,538 --> 00:26:32,817
his strength should
be very impressive.
372
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,441
Uh, how long has he been dead?
373
00:26:35,977 --> 00:26:38,690
Only four hours? Good.
374
00:26:38,714 --> 00:26:41,682
Then let us prepare at once
for the necessary surgery.
375
00:26:46,455 --> 00:26:49,867
Ooh, yes, he has
a large chest cavity.
376
00:26:49,891 --> 00:26:52,136
Ideal for our purpose.
377
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,771
He should be able to accommodate
378
00:26:53,795 --> 00:26:57,130
an even larger bomb
than our last subject.
379
00:26:58,467 --> 00:27:02,380
After such a humble
end as hanging...
380
00:27:02,404 --> 00:27:04,782
he should welcome the chance...
381
00:27:04,806 --> 00:27:07,341
to go out with a bang.
382
00:27:37,373 --> 00:27:39,373
Ha-ha.
383
00:27:50,452 --> 00:27:51,818
Oh!
384
00:27:53,522 --> 00:27:55,099
Hot work, being a princess.
385
00:27:59,461 --> 00:28:00,472
Any luck?
386
00:28:00,496 --> 00:28:01,861
No, not yet.
387
00:28:03,699 --> 00:28:05,843
Hard work, reconstructing
your friend's trail
388
00:28:05,867 --> 00:28:08,012
in this madhouse, isn't it?
389
00:28:08,036 --> 00:28:10,382
Like trying to find the
needle in that haystack
390
00:28:10,406 --> 00:28:12,886
while it's going through
a threshing machine.
391
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:20,358
Alors, mes amis.
A beautiful princess.
392
00:28:20,382 --> 00:28:21,826
Mwah.
393
00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:23,528
Let us elope with her! Oh!
394
00:28:23,552 --> 00:28:24,696
Hey! Artie!
395
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,863
Sir...
396
00:28:25,887 --> 00:28:28,500
Sir. Sir... Sir, I
appreciate the nature...
397
00:28:28,524 --> 00:28:29,801
Hey, hey, hey, come on.
398
00:28:29,825 --> 00:28:32,025
Oh, gentlemen,
come on, this is silly.
399
00:28:32,728 --> 00:28:34,138
Throw him over the rail.
400
00:28:34,162 --> 00:28:35,139
Hey.
401
00:28:35,163 --> 00:28:36,441
No! No, no...
402
00:29:08,530 --> 00:29:09,530
Hyah!
403
00:30:10,325 --> 00:30:11,803
All right, you. You
better talk quick.
404
00:30:11,827 --> 00:30:14,873
What do you know about this?
405
00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:17,509
You were looking for Jim West.
406
00:30:17,533 --> 00:30:18,610
We were to stop you.
407
00:30:18,634 --> 00:30:20,812
What do you know about him?
408
00:30:20,836 --> 00:30:23,381
Nothing. I swear, nothing.
409
00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:24,504
Who can tell me?
410
00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:33,224
The carriage driver
on St. Peter Street.
411
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,426
The one in the suit of armor.
412
00:30:34,450 --> 00:30:36,182
Please.
413
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,091
I've got my lead. Come on.
414
00:31:05,213 --> 00:31:07,826
Ah, there, my noble
friend, don't talk.
415
00:31:07,850 --> 00:31:10,328
Look straight ahead.
Can you feel that?
416
00:31:10,352 --> 00:31:12,530
That's a small derringer,
which makes a very large hole,
417
00:31:12,554 --> 00:31:14,131
and it means I'm in
no mood for quibbling.
418
00:31:14,155 --> 00:31:16,801
Did you have a passenger
named James West?
419
00:31:16,825 --> 00:31:19,370
Can you take me to
the place he came from?
420
00:31:19,394 --> 00:31:20,905
Now, suppose you
do that right now.
421
00:31:20,929 --> 00:31:24,041
One mistake and I'll put a hole
in that tin can you're wearing.
422
00:31:24,065 --> 00:31:25,699
Are we clear?
423
00:32:05,974 --> 00:32:07,986
Really, Mr. Gordon...
424
00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:09,888
you are a very...
425
00:32:09,912 --> 00:32:11,811
persistent man.
426
00:32:25,561 --> 00:32:26,927
So this is how you did it.
427
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:30,307
Somehow you got West
out here and drugged him
428
00:32:30,331 --> 00:32:31,698
so that he'd follow orders.
429
00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:34,512
Then you strapped
a bomb onto him
430
00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:36,269
and hauled him back into town.
431
00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:41,986
You are a very brilliant
man, Mr. Gordon...
432
00:32:42,010 --> 00:32:44,050
but I'm afraid you
can't keep a secret.
433
00:32:46,414 --> 00:32:47,747
Now...
434
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,129
Well, what's that for?
435
00:32:52,153 --> 00:32:54,899
Oh, just to keep
you quiet for a while.
436
00:32:54,923 --> 00:32:56,367
I can do that without help.
437
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:57,769
I doubt it.
438
00:32:57,793 --> 00:33:02,373
You see, I want to cover
your face with soft clay.
439
00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:05,677
And, uh, there's a
tendency to thrash about...
440
00:33:05,701 --> 00:33:07,946
especially when the
breathing is cut off.
441
00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:10,181
Cover my face with clay? Why?
442
00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:12,516
To make a mask
of you, of course.
443
00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:14,351
It's a little oddity of mine.
444
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:17,744
I like to have a memento
of my... My guests.
445
00:33:20,082 --> 00:33:23,194
Save the needle.
I'll hold still.
446
00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:24,596
But Mr. Gordon...
447
00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:27,531
the clay takes at least
two minutes to set.
448
00:33:27,555 --> 00:33:30,602
I once won a medal in
a breath-holding contest.
449
00:33:30,626 --> 00:33:33,660
Well... I suppose you can try.
450
00:33:36,031 --> 00:33:37,697
Now...
451
00:33:39,034 --> 00:33:43,169
Now... take a good,
deep breath, Mr. Gordon.
452
00:33:52,514 --> 00:33:54,792
There.
453
00:33:54,816 --> 00:33:58,551
Oh, you are doing
magnificently, Mr. Gordon.
454
00:34:06,227 --> 00:34:08,272
Yes, Miklos, what is it?
455
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:09,696
I asked not to be disturbed.
456
00:34:16,504 --> 00:34:19,438
Oh, Miklos. Miklos.
457
00:34:21,543 --> 00:34:24,889
A letter from the president
of the United States.
458
00:34:24,913 --> 00:34:27,591
The moment we have waited for.
459
00:34:27,615 --> 00:34:29,627
Oh, I'm so excited.
460
00:34:38,794 --> 00:34:41,238
"And so, dear madam,
461
00:34:41,262 --> 00:34:43,340
"I urge you strongly
not to bother me again
462
00:34:43,364 --> 00:34:46,243
"with your impossible requests.
463
00:34:46,267 --> 00:34:47,611
"There can be no federal funds
464
00:34:47,635 --> 00:34:51,537
for such bizarre experiments
as you have described."
465
00:34:53,241 --> 00:34:55,286
There's more here.
466
00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:59,590
He even goes on to suggest
that we may be lunatics.
467
00:34:59,614 --> 00:35:03,482
We, who are the greatest
scientists of this dark age.
468
00:35:04,786 --> 00:35:07,799
Oh, no, no, no, no,
my poor Miklos. Please.
469
00:35:07,823 --> 00:35:10,467
He is stupid.
470
00:35:10,491 --> 00:35:13,626
And he should be made
to pay for his stupidity.
471
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,046
But of course! Yes!
472
00:35:22,070 --> 00:35:24,648
If the president
were blown up...
473
00:35:24,672 --> 00:35:28,208
then someone with a brain
might assume his office.
474
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:34,058
And it will be so
easy to arrange.
475
00:35:34,082 --> 00:35:37,394
Mr. Gordon will help us.
476
00:35:37,418 --> 00:35:39,285
Oh, yes. Mr. Gordon.
477
00:35:47,963 --> 00:35:50,608
You are still with
us, Mr. Gordon.
478
00:35:50,632 --> 00:35:52,710
Splendid.
479
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:56,636
You are going to help
us kill the president.
480
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:09,293
Artemus?
481
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:11,951
Artemus?
482
00:36:13,321 --> 00:36:14,531
Mother, do you have a hairpin?
483
00:36:14,555 --> 00:36:16,000
Lily, don't be ridiculous.
484
00:36:16,024 --> 00:36:18,402
You just can't
go on doing this...
485
00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:19,503
Well!
486
00:36:19,527 --> 00:36:21,927
Don't take my hair with you!
487
00:36:24,699 --> 00:36:27,011
Where did you learn to do that?!
488
00:36:27,035 --> 00:36:30,436
At that expensive girls'
college you sent me to.
489
00:36:38,046 --> 00:36:39,290
Artemus?
490
00:36:39,314 --> 00:36:41,692
Lily, you can't chase
after a man like this.
491
00:36:41,716 --> 00:36:42,760
It... It's not decent.
492
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,162
Oh, Mother, would
you mind coming in
493
00:36:44,186 --> 00:36:45,396
out of the 18th century?
494
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,531
Artemus is missing.
I've got to find him.
495
00:36:47,555 --> 00:36:50,690
Well! I wouldn't
chase after a man.
496
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,907
That's why you've been
a widow for 20 years.
497
00:36:55,931 --> 00:36:57,030
Yeah.
498
00:36:58,066 --> 00:36:59,877
Well, if you ask me,
499
00:36:59,901 --> 00:37:01,645
he's probably just run off
500
00:37:01,669 --> 00:37:03,815
to chase after
another pretty ankle.
501
00:37:03,839 --> 00:37:06,317
I told you way
back in high school
502
00:37:06,341 --> 00:37:08,853
he was an undependable sort.
503
00:37:08,877 --> 00:37:11,455
And you told me that Lincoln
would never be president.
504
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:12,489
Now, just a minute...
505
00:37:12,513 --> 00:37:14,525
All right, all right, all right.
506
00:37:14,549 --> 00:37:16,294
Remember, I'm
your mother. This is...
507
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,531
I'm terribly sorry to
frighten you, Mrs. Fortune,
508
00:37:20,555 --> 00:37:21,565
Miss Fortune.
509
00:37:21,589 --> 00:37:23,134
You know us?
510
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:25,602
We met in the
restaurant. Not formally.
511
00:37:25,626 --> 00:37:28,239
Mr. Gordon gave me your names.
512
00:37:28,263 --> 00:37:30,041
Blackbeard the pirate.
513
00:37:30,065 --> 00:37:31,309
Lyle Peters, ma'am.
514
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,343
Oh.
515
00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:33,677
May I ask what
you're doing here?
516
00:37:33,701 --> 00:37:35,880
We're looking for Artemus.
Do you know where he is?
517
00:37:35,904 --> 00:37:38,049
I'm sorry to say we do not.
518
00:37:38,073 --> 00:37:39,951
He was to meet me
here early this morning
519
00:37:39,975 --> 00:37:41,585
and give me his report.
520
00:37:41,609 --> 00:37:43,221
I've had this place
under surveillance
521
00:37:43,245 --> 00:37:44,788
for several hours.
522
00:37:44,812 --> 00:37:46,457
Now, just a moment.
523
00:37:46,481 --> 00:37:49,448
How do we know that you're
really what you pretend to be?
524
00:37:55,290 --> 00:37:58,369
Oh, ho-ho. Oh, I beg your
pardon for doubting you.
525
00:37:58,393 --> 00:38:01,038
It's perfectly all right, madam.
526
00:38:01,062 --> 00:38:03,841
It was most astute of you to
demand some sort of proof.
527
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,177
Oh, it was nothing
at all. It's just that...
528
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:07,745
Oh.
529
00:38:07,769 --> 00:38:09,480
Then it's true that
Artemus Gordon
530
00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:11,215
is really a special agent?
531
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,084
One of our finest.
532
00:38:13,108 --> 00:38:15,086
And we're most concerned
about his disappearance.
533
00:38:15,110 --> 00:38:16,254
Can you help us?
534
00:38:16,278 --> 00:38:19,190
Uh, well... Artemus and
I were at a costume ball
535
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,624
in the French
Quarter last night,
536
00:38:20,648 --> 00:38:23,761
and three men dressed
as musketeers attacked him.
537
00:38:23,785 --> 00:38:24,762
Somebody took a...
538
00:38:24,786 --> 00:38:26,864
A handkerchief with chloroform
539
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:27,965
and put it over my face,
540
00:38:27,989 --> 00:38:31,035
and when I awoke...
Artemus was gone.
541
00:38:48,143 --> 00:38:51,588
Miklos. Miklos, a fine
storm is approaching.
542
00:38:51,612 --> 00:38:53,391
We must make use of it.
543
00:38:53,415 --> 00:38:56,394
Uh, how soon can you
have the equipment ready?
544
00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:58,329
Five minutes? Good.
545
00:38:58,353 --> 00:38:59,330
Ooh, I'm so anxious to see
546
00:38:59,354 --> 00:39:01,799
our Mr. Gordon in action.
547
00:39:54,442 --> 00:39:56,009
Jim!
548
00:39:59,414 --> 00:40:01,725
Well, you don't look very dead.
549
00:40:01,749 --> 00:40:03,227
I'm not even sick.
550
00:40:03,251 --> 00:40:04,495
What are you doing here?
551
00:40:04,519 --> 00:40:05,963
Letting you out.
552
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,465
No, I mean how did you get here?
553
00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:09,533
A few days ago I was
enjoying the Mardi Gras,
554
00:40:09,557 --> 00:40:12,370
someone slipped me a
Mickey, I ended up here.
555
00:40:12,394 --> 00:40:14,005
Completely logical.
556
00:40:14,029 --> 00:40:16,162
Let's go.
557
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,267
Miklos, the straps.
558
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,217
Beautiful!
559
00:41:00,241 --> 00:41:02,686
It's a perfect night for us!
560
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,910
Hurry, Miklos.
561
00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:10,749
The lightning arrester.
562
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:27,866
Good.
563
00:41:34,309 --> 00:41:38,811
The process is beginning. Come.
564
00:42:35,236 --> 00:42:37,236
That's me.
565
00:43:00,361 --> 00:43:01,860
Who are you?
566
00:43:03,464 --> 00:43:05,776
I don't know.
567
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,511
Then I will tell you.
568
00:43:07,535 --> 00:43:11,036
Your name is Artemus Gordon.
569
00:43:12,373 --> 00:43:15,419
My name is Artemus Gordon.
570
00:43:15,443 --> 00:43:16,853
Yes.
571
00:43:16,877 --> 00:43:20,624
Mr. Gordon... you
owe your life to us,
572
00:43:20,648 --> 00:43:23,594
and you must do
exactly as we say.
573
00:43:23,618 --> 00:43:25,696
Do you understand?
574
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:30,234
I must do exactly as you say.
575
00:43:30,258 --> 00:43:32,503
Now listen to me closely.
576
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:35,372
The president has
arrived in New Orleans
577
00:43:35,396 --> 00:43:39,443
to hear reports about
an unfortunate accident.
578
00:43:39,467 --> 00:43:42,513
You will find him in the
federal government building
579
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,014
on Canal street.
580
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:48,319
Now... time is of the
utmost importance.
581
00:43:48,343 --> 00:43:53,479
You must be with
the president at 10:00.
582
00:44:22,343 --> 00:44:24,555
Kill him! Kill him!
583
00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:27,691
Kill him.
584
00:44:27,715 --> 00:44:29,749
Kill him, do you hear me?
585
00:44:31,051 --> 00:44:33,731
What are you doing?
586
00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:36,133
You are destroying everything!
587
00:44:36,157 --> 00:44:38,602
You were gonna kill him!
588
00:44:38,626 --> 00:44:40,293
Kill him!
589
00:44:44,999 --> 00:44:48,312
Go! Go to the president,
do you hear me? Go!
590
00:44:48,336 --> 00:44:50,770
Miklos, let us escape!
591
00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:04,328
Uh, thank heaven
the Mardi Gras is over.
592
00:45:04,352 --> 00:45:07,030
I don't think I could have
stood one more night of that.
593
00:45:07,054 --> 00:45:09,600
How was your rehearsal?
594
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:10,734
Awful.
595
00:45:10,758 --> 00:45:13,304
How could I concentrate
on that silly play
596
00:45:13,328 --> 00:45:14,805
while Artemus is still missing?
597
00:45:14,829 --> 00:45:18,008
Heh. Well, look!
There he is now!
598
00:45:18,032 --> 00:45:20,165
Artemus!
599
00:45:21,502 --> 00:45:24,682
I was so worried.
600
00:45:24,706 --> 00:45:26,450
What's wrong?
601
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,019
Why are you looking
at me like that?
602
00:45:29,043 --> 00:45:30,509
I don't know you.
603
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:36,849
Well, I know you, you beast.
604
00:45:41,589 --> 00:45:43,033
Oh, no, you don't!
605
00:45:43,057 --> 00:45:45,836
Hey! Hey! Hey!
606
00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:48,361
You can't get away with that!
607
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:55,267
Mother!
608
00:45:59,039 --> 00:46:00,917
Are you all right?
609
00:46:00,941 --> 00:46:04,120
I... I told you way
back in high school
610
00:46:04,144 --> 00:46:06,923
that boy was some
sort of a maniac!
611
00:46:06,947 --> 00:46:09,882
Get me out of here! Will
you get me out of here?
612
00:46:14,856 --> 00:46:16,099
We don't have much time.
613
00:46:16,123 --> 00:46:18,569
Still got a chance.
614
00:46:18,593 --> 00:46:20,036
I hate to bring this up,
615
00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:22,339
but if we catch up to
that walking bomb...
616
00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:24,207
what do we do with it?
617
00:46:24,231 --> 00:46:26,309
I'm working on that problem.
618
00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:30,514
If you come up with
an answer, let me know.
619
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:33,450
I must say, I'm surprised
to see you again, Artemus.
620
00:46:33,474 --> 00:46:36,353
We were getting rather
worried about you.
621
00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:37,721
I'm all right.
622
00:46:37,745 --> 00:46:38,889
Have you had a chance
623
00:46:38,913 --> 00:46:40,524
to let Miss Fortune
know that you're safe?
624
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:43,026
She was moving heaven
and earth to find you.
625
00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:47,063
Miss Fortune? She
means nothing to me.
626
00:46:47,087 --> 00:46:48,499
Ha!
627
00:46:48,523 --> 00:46:49,700
You certainly are the gay dog
628
00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:51,034
where the ladies are concerned.
629
00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:53,303
Halt. Show your credentials.
630
00:46:53,327 --> 00:46:55,338
Surely you know me by this time.
631
00:46:55,362 --> 00:46:56,774
I'll vouch for this gentleman.
632
00:46:56,798 --> 00:46:57,875
He's with me.
633
00:46:57,899 --> 00:46:59,576
Sorry, sir, my orders
are to admit no one
634
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,944
without credentials.
635
00:47:00,968 --> 00:47:02,279
Well, don't be ridiculous.
636
00:47:02,303 --> 00:47:03,680
This man is a special agent.
637
00:47:03,704 --> 00:47:05,148
He has a message
for the president.
638
00:47:05,172 --> 00:47:06,617
Sorry, I've got orders.
639
00:47:06,641 --> 00:47:08,719
You'll have to clear it with
the sergeant of the guard.
640
00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:11,054
Oh. Be simpler than
standing here and arguing.
641
00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:13,590
Wait a moment, Artemus.
I'll get your clearance.
642
00:47:13,614 --> 00:47:15,292
Hurry.
643
00:47:15,316 --> 00:47:18,818
I must be with the
president by 10:00.
644
00:47:39,841 --> 00:47:41,117
Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
645
00:47:41,141 --> 00:47:43,342
Hi-ya!
646
00:47:58,025 --> 00:48:00,270
Lily, you were magnificent!
647
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:02,138
Ha-ha!
648
00:48:02,162 --> 00:48:03,607
Another Sarah Bernhardt.
649
00:48:03,631 --> 00:48:06,276
Oh. Thank you.
You're both darlings.
650
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,644
Where's mother?
651
00:48:07,668 --> 00:48:09,346
Uh, gone but not forgotten.
652
00:48:09,370 --> 00:48:10,514
She, uh... She left this note.
653
00:48:10,538 --> 00:48:11,515
Gone?
654
00:48:11,539 --> 00:48:12,872
Mm-hm.
655
00:48:14,775 --> 00:48:18,088
"I have eloped with Mr. Peters."
656
00:48:18,112 --> 00:48:19,990
But... But he's much
too young for her.
657
00:48:20,014 --> 00:48:21,358
Love conquers all.
658
00:48:21,382 --> 00:48:23,193
Uh, speaking of love, Lil...
659
00:48:23,217 --> 00:48:25,629
Eloped?
660
00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:27,898
I can't believe it.
661
00:48:27,922 --> 00:48:29,500
That's wonderful.
662
00:48:29,524 --> 00:48:31,368
Uh, speaking of love...
663
00:48:31,392 --> 00:48:33,937
That's marvelous!
Let's celebrate!
664
00:48:33,961 --> 00:48:34,972
Let's.
665
00:48:34,996 --> 00:48:36,406
Um...
666
00:48:36,430 --> 00:48:39,342
speaking of love, Lil, I...
667
00:48:39,366 --> 00:48:42,779
What Artemus wants to say...
668
00:48:42,803 --> 00:48:44,483
is will you marry him?
669
00:48:45,973 --> 00:48:48,284
Oh, Artie, you darling!
670
00:48:48,308 --> 00:48:50,521
I love you dearly.
671
00:48:50,545 --> 00:48:51,788
But no.
672
00:48:51,812 --> 00:48:55,626
I... I-I couldn't live
your kind of life.
673
00:48:55,650 --> 00:48:59,362
You'd... You'd always be
disappearing or... Or exploding.
674
00:48:59,386 --> 00:49:02,432
And... I'd never know if I was
kissing you or some bomb.
675
00:49:02,456 --> 00:49:05,101
Well, try me.
676
00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:13,231
See what I mean?
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