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So, Gordon told me what you did... 13 00:01:19,396 --> 00:01:23,484 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 14 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,902 (ALL LAUGHING) 15 00:01:24,902 --> 00:01:27,321 ♪ (BAND SINGING IN SPANISH) ♪ 16 00:01:31,408 --> 00:01:35,538 (IN ENGLISH) Oh! You know what, tell them. 17 00:01:35,538 --> 00:01:37,581 Come on. Tell them, tell them about Guatemala. 18 00:01:37,581 --> 00:01:39,875 Ah! (CHUCKLES) Uh, yeah. 19 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:41,794 These girls don't want to hear about that. 20 00:01:41,794 --> 00:01:43,170 - Tell us! - Please, Edward. 21 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,172 - G. GORDON LIDDY: Yeah, go on. - Tell a story. 22 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:47,508 You know how a lot of guys say they're with the CIA 23 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:48,843 so they can get you into bed, 24 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:50,427 when they really just sell aluminum siding? 25 00:01:50,427 --> 00:01:55,099 Well, he really worked for the CIA. 26 00:01:55,099 --> 00:01:56,141 Come on! 27 00:01:56,141 --> 00:01:58,936 No, you're right. I sell aluminum siding. 28 00:01:58,936 --> 00:02:00,855 - Stop it! - (LAUGHS) I knew it! 29 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:02,898 He's lying. He's making me look like a liar. 30 00:02:02,898 --> 00:02:04,733 E. HOWARD HUNT: Funny story about Guatemala. 31 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:09,905 I let el presidente and his wife escape into exile. 32 00:02:09,905 --> 00:02:12,992 They insisted that this scrawny 33 00:02:12,992 --> 00:02:15,077 Argentine medical student come with them. 34 00:02:15,077 --> 00:02:17,246 - (CHUCKLES) - And do you know 35 00:02:17,246 --> 00:02:19,790 - who that kid was? - Who? 36 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,545 Ernesto Guevara. 37 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,465 - (GIGGLES) - (LAUGHS) 38 00:02:29,133 --> 00:02:31,302 Che fucking Guevara. 39 00:02:31,302 --> 00:02:32,845 - Che. - Far out. 40 00:02:32,845 --> 00:02:34,680 Do you know who that is? 41 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,348 - A musician? - LIDDY: No. 42 00:02:36,348 --> 00:02:39,810 When the CIA assassinated Che, 43 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:43,480 they sent this guy the son of a bitch's hands 44 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:48,277 - in a fucking box! In a box! - Hey, who's telling this story? 45 00:02:48,277 --> 00:02:49,570 - (LAUGHS) - (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry. 46 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,405 I just love that part, though. 47 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:54,283 (LAUGHS) In a box! Hello! 48 00:02:54,283 --> 00:02:55,743 (BOTH LAUGH) 49 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,703 - Hands in a box. - And tiny. 50 00:02:57,703 --> 00:02:59,121 "Merry Christmas. Oh, it's a present? 51 00:02:59,121 --> 00:03:00,789 No, it's fucking hands!" (LAUGHS) 52 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:05,669 (CHUCKLES) So, like, what do you need us for? 53 00:03:05,669 --> 00:03:09,423 Well, we've got big plans for the Democrats! (CHUCKLES) 54 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:12,176 As you may or may not know, 55 00:03:12,176 --> 00:03:16,013 the Democratic National Convention will be held here. 56 00:03:16,013 --> 00:03:18,515 - In Miami. - Uh, yeah. We're well aware. 57 00:03:18,515 --> 00:03:21,685 - It's high season. - We would set you two up 58 00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:26,398 with a few of your friends in a swanky yacht, 59 00:03:26,398 --> 00:03:28,317 with all the champagne 60 00:03:28,317 --> 00:03:31,695 and cocaine your little hearts desired, 61 00:03:31,695 --> 00:03:34,657 and a couple of hidden movie cameras 62 00:03:34,657 --> 00:03:36,825 for our friends back in Washington. 63 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:39,244 - Like, for blackmail? - (CLICKS TONGUE) Ooh! 64 00:03:39,244 --> 00:03:42,247 So, how do we know we can trust you? 65 00:03:42,247 --> 00:03:45,000 My word is my bond. 66 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:49,004 (CLICKS TONGUE) 67 00:03:50,714 --> 00:03:52,174 I do not bend. 68 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:56,845 And I do not break. 69 00:04:00,516 --> 00:04:01,517 Please stop. 70 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:10,317 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 71 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:38,595 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 72 00:04:44,101 --> 00:04:46,145 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - (SIGHS) 73 00:04:48,063 --> 00:04:50,232 Oh! May I see some ID? 74 00:04:50,232 --> 00:04:53,027 Jim. I just walked out of here 15 minutes ago. 75 00:04:53,777 --> 00:04:55,946 - You saw me leave. - Did I? 76 00:04:55,946 --> 00:04:57,906 You know I outrank you. 77 00:04:57,906 --> 00:05:01,243 Members of the Committee need to have ID on them at all times. 78 00:05:01,243 --> 00:05:03,537 Do you ask Mitchell for his ID? 79 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,831 No. I know John Mitchell by sight. 80 00:05:05,831 --> 00:05:08,042 He's the attorney general and head of the committee. 81 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:09,543 Well... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 82 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,420 ...you're about to get very used to the sight of me. 83 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:14,214 - I just moved my office here. - I'll vouch for him, Jim. 84 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,091 Gordon here's in charge of dirty tricks. 85 00:05:16,091 --> 00:05:17,384 First thing tomorrow, 86 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:19,053 we're actually going to pitch his million-dollar, 87 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,929 rat-fucking idea to Mr. Mitchell. 88 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:23,390 Oh, is that so? Good luck with that. 89 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:26,477 JEB MAGRUDER: Let's go. 90 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:29,730 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 91 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:33,400 Jeb, do not tell people what I really do here. 92 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,694 - Especially that oddball. - Ooh! 93 00:05:35,694 --> 00:05:37,237 - Are these the goods, Gordo? - Hey! 94 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:40,532 Yes, straight from the CIA art department. 95 00:05:40,532 --> 00:05:44,495 - What happened to your hand? - I burned it. On purpose. 96 00:05:44,495 --> 00:05:46,789 Hey, where is this spook partner of yours? 97 00:05:46,789 --> 00:05:48,957 LIDDY: He'll be popping by from the White House. 98 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,335 Don't you worry. He will be here. 99 00:05:51,335 --> 00:05:54,088 - Morning, gentlemen. - Howard Hunt, Jeb Magruder. 100 00:05:55,547 --> 00:05:57,508 Jeb, pleased to meet you. 101 00:05:57,508 --> 00:05:58,759 How did you get in here? 102 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:02,221 - How do you like steel? - Oh, do you play? 103 00:06:02,221 --> 00:06:05,140 HOWARD: Well, I dabble. Yeah. 104 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:07,351 You and I might need to get out on the court, 105 00:06:07,351 --> 00:06:08,811 mix it up at my club. 106 00:06:08,811 --> 00:06:10,104 Ah, Chevy Chase, right? 107 00:06:10,104 --> 00:06:12,356 I heard all you CIA spooks belong there. 108 00:06:12,356 --> 00:06:14,566 Lakewood, actually. 109 00:06:14,566 --> 00:06:18,987 Chevy Chase is a little stuffy for my taste. (CHUCKLES) 110 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:21,031 - See you on the court. - (CHUCKLES) 111 00:06:21,031 --> 00:06:23,117 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 112 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:25,661 - What is that? - Walther Luftpistole. 113 00:06:26,745 --> 00:06:28,247 Like the James Bond posters? 114 00:06:28,831 --> 00:06:30,165 Mm, mm. 115 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,042 (SIGHS) 116 00:06:32,584 --> 00:06:34,419 Silent. 117 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:35,796 Lethal. 118 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:36,839 - German. - (GUN CLICKS) 119 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:38,173 Oh, okay! Okay. 120 00:06:38,173 --> 00:06:41,260 Hey, I don't care if it can suck my cock and cook me breakfast, 121 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:42,594 there's no guns in the office, Gordon. 122 00:06:42,594 --> 00:06:45,472 Everyone's a lot safer with this baby here in my desk. 123 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:47,182 - (DRAWER CLOSES) - Oh, Jesus. 124 00:06:47,182 --> 00:06:50,018 - ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 125 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,735 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 126 00:06:58,735 --> 00:07:01,029 Hi, Willie. 127 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,657 - Oh, let me get that, dear. - FRAN LIDDY: Oh! (CHUCKLES) 128 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,284 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHING) 129 00:07:05,284 --> 00:07:09,496 - Wow, this is really something. - Oh, well. It's not bad. 130 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,540 You should see the University Club. 131 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:12,499 GUEST: Oh, hi! 132 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,543 Gordon, maybe we should join a club. 133 00:07:14,543 --> 00:07:16,712 I'm game. Good for hobnobbing. 134 00:07:16,712 --> 00:07:18,672 - (HOWARD CHUCKLES) - Think you could get us in here? 135 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,675 Well, it is a two-year waitlist. 136 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,635 FRAN: Dear, I think that's a very kind way of saying 137 00:07:23,635 --> 00:07:26,722 - we wouldn't get in. - Oh, I-- I got it. 138 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:29,558 Don't take wop-mick mongrels from Hoboken. 139 00:07:29,558 --> 00:07:31,685 So much for the Master Race, eh, Gordon? 140 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,145 - (CHUCKLES) - Touché. 141 00:07:33,145 --> 00:07:36,356 - Ah, aloha, Mr. Hunt. - Ah, aloha, Louis. 142 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:37,524 Got your favorite table all ready. 143 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:38,567 - Right this way. - Thank you. 144 00:07:38,567 --> 00:07:40,235 - Wonderful. - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 145 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,739 - This is so exciting! (CHUCKLES) - (LIDDY CHUCKLES) 146 00:07:43,739 --> 00:07:45,032 (FRAN GASPS) 147 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,533 HOWARD: By this time tomorrow, 148 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,410 Gordon and I should have John Mitchell 149 00:07:48,410 --> 00:07:50,120 eating out of our hands. 150 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,289 DOROTHY HUNT: Hmm, just like Martha. 151 00:07:52,289 --> 00:07:54,958 (ALL LAUGH) 152 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:56,251 LISA HUNT: Ow! 153 00:07:56,251 --> 00:07:57,753 LIDDY: Hell, yeah. 154 00:07:57,753 --> 00:07:59,671 - Okay! Come on - (LISA LAUGHS) 155 00:07:59,671 --> 00:08:01,715 Did you know they were going to be here? 156 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,468 - No, I didn't. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - Are those your children? 157 00:08:04,468 --> 00:08:06,553 - Hmm. - Yes. 158 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:08,055 - Hey! - Oh. 159 00:08:09,473 --> 00:08:10,641 Going up. (CLEARS THROAT) 160 00:08:10,641 --> 00:08:13,018 I am way too fucking high to go over there right now. 161 00:08:13,018 --> 00:08:14,561 It'll be worse if we don't. 162 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:17,189 - Good. Here they come. - Coming over. 163 00:08:17,189 --> 00:08:20,192 - Lisa's acting weird. - How can you tell? 164 00:08:20,192 --> 00:08:23,528 - (BREATHES DEEPLY) - Hello, Daddy-o. 165 00:08:26,365 --> 00:08:28,951 (CLICKS TONGUE, CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 166 00:08:28,951 --> 00:08:32,120 Lisa, St. John, this is Fran and Gordon Liddy. 167 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,248 Hi. You must be the Smithie? 168 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:36,959 No, that's Kevan, my younger sister. 169 00:08:36,959 --> 00:08:40,712 - I'm Lisa. The other one. - Oh. 170 00:08:40,712 --> 00:08:42,881 Yeah, I'm the one they don't talk about. 171 00:08:42,881 --> 00:08:44,091 The college dropout. 172 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,468 Your father absolutely mentioned you. 173 00:08:46,468 --> 00:08:48,178 You are the one that had the car accident. 174 00:08:48,178 --> 00:08:50,889 - Gordon! - What? She did. 175 00:08:50,889 --> 00:08:53,141 - (GIGGLES) - A pretty bad blow to the head. 176 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,601 (BOTH LAUGH) 177 00:08:55,352 --> 00:08:56,395 ST. JOHN HUNT: Sorry. 178 00:08:56,395 --> 00:08:58,188 - Are you okay, sweetie? - (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 179 00:08:58,188 --> 00:09:01,316 She's fine. She just needs some air. Right? 180 00:09:01,316 --> 00:09:03,694 Uh, yeah, we should hit the road. 181 00:09:03,694 --> 00:09:06,071 - (STAMMERS, CHUCKLES) - Yes. 182 00:09:06,071 --> 00:09:09,324 - Enchanté. - Auf wiedersehen. 183 00:09:09,324 --> 00:09:11,493 - She seems very bright. - Hmm. 184 00:09:11,493 --> 00:09:12,619 The boy, too. 185 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:14,663 I don't know what gave you that impression. 186 00:09:14,663 --> 00:09:16,248 - Who's hungry? - ♪ (SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 187 00:09:16,248 --> 00:09:19,584 You know, that's quite the, uh, hippy cut on your boy. 188 00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:23,964 Hmm. Reminds me of the time that I busted Timothy Leary. 189 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:27,426 Oh, that man should be rotting in a cold cell. 190 00:09:27,426 --> 00:09:29,428 He was living in this great big mansion, 191 00:09:29,428 --> 00:09:31,471 all these zonked-out hippie kids... 192 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:32,973 - Mm-hmm. - LIDDY: ...urinating 193 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,475 - and defecating on the floor. - Good Lord, Gordon. 194 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,853 Maybe we're not country club material after all. 195 00:09:37,853 --> 00:09:40,022 - (CHUCKLES) - LIDDY: Say, what if we were to pitch 196 00:09:40,022 --> 00:09:43,567 Mitchell something like that at the Democratic convention? 197 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:47,404 You know, sort of show some of those stoner supporters 198 00:09:48,447 --> 00:09:49,656 pissing on the floor. 199 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:53,160 (CHUCKLING) You could have them shouting. 200 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,705 -"Piss on Nixon, Piss on Nixon!" - (LAUGHS) 201 00:09:56,705 --> 00:09:59,333 "Piss on Nixon"! That is genius. 202 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,209 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 203 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,462 Uh, what do you think about that, Fran? 204 00:10:03,462 --> 00:10:06,923 (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, Gordon and I never discuss his work. 205 00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:08,884 That's our secret to a happy marriage. 206 00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:11,345 Oh, I wondered what the secret was. 207 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,013 - (CHUCKLES) - (CHUCKLES, CLICKS TONGUE) 208 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,515 Well, the junkies would certainly be arrested, 209 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,185 and they would tell the police that they've been paid. 210 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,186 Excuse me? 211 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,897 It's very high-risk, low-reward. 212 00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:24,483 Howard, maybe we just talk about it tomorrow at work. 213 00:10:24,483 --> 00:10:27,569 I don't know. It's risky. Maybe too risky. 214 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,739 - I'm sorry, uh, Mr. Hunt? - Hey, Don! 215 00:10:30,739 --> 00:10:33,742 - This is my friend, Gordon. - Oh, pleasure. Uh-- 216 00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:36,244 Um, there's a bit of an incident with your daughter. 217 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,705 What? All right. All right. Let's go. 218 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,502 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 219 00:10:43,502 --> 00:10:45,045 LISA: Then why don't you apologize to him! 220 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,838 - Get your hands off of me! - Calm down! 221 00:10:46,838 --> 00:10:48,674 Louis, tell them what he just said to you! 222 00:10:48,674 --> 00:10:50,717 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - I really didn't hear anything. 223 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,762 Now, Lisa, maybe you misheard what you thought you heard. 224 00:10:53,762 --> 00:10:55,389 Louis just doesn't want to be fired 225 00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:57,516 for being Black and outspoken! 226 00:10:57,516 --> 00:10:59,559 I don't want to be fired, period. 227 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,062 You had to create a scene here? 228 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,856 Do you have any idea how important tomorrow is to me? 229 00:11:04,856 --> 00:11:06,400 Do you know how much you've embarrassed us? 230 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,611 - I am so sorry, everyone. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 231 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,824 Lisa, honey, we love you. 232 00:11:13,824 --> 00:11:16,159 I think you need some rest, okay? 233 00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:18,453 So why don't you go home, the two of you. 234 00:11:18,453 --> 00:11:20,789 Come on, sis. I'm really hungry. 235 00:11:20,789 --> 00:11:25,377 Oh, Tom? Uh, Lisa wants to say sorry. 236 00:11:25,377 --> 00:11:27,295 Yeah, go ahead. 237 00:11:33,635 --> 00:11:34,636 I'm sorry. 238 00:11:35,846 --> 00:11:38,682 - Thank you. - LISA: Racist fucking pig! 239 00:11:38,682 --> 00:11:41,101 - Goddammit! - HOWARD: Hey! Stop that! 240 00:11:43,895 --> 00:11:47,732 I am so sorry, everyone. Tom. I really-- 241 00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:49,484 Uh, Don, 242 00:11:49,484 --> 00:11:51,778 whatever the damages are, just put them on my bill. 243 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,613 Right. Of course, I will. 244 00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:56,074 Okay. Thank you. 245 00:11:56,074 --> 00:11:57,617 Excuse me, Mr. Hunt, 246 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,662 speaking of finances, uh, you're late again. 247 00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:02,664 I'd ordinarily let it slide, 248 00:12:02,664 --> 00:12:04,499 but this has been four months in a row. 249 00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,835 - Oh! It's been that long? - (SCOFFS) Four months? 250 00:12:06,835 --> 00:12:09,713 It's still-- The White House has been running me ragged. 251 00:12:09,713 --> 00:12:11,298 And-- And we're very proud 252 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,799 that you're there working on our behalf, 253 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:15,302 but I just wanted to remind you, in case it had slipped your mind. 254 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,470 No, absolutely not. 255 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,722 We will take care of everything, won't we, Howard? 256 00:12:18,722 --> 00:12:22,392 Yes. Absolutely, we will take care of everything. 257 00:12:22,893 --> 00:12:23,977 Thank you. 258 00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:27,272 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 259 00:12:27,272 --> 00:12:29,149 LIDDY: And that, gentlemen, 260 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,860 is how we will suppress the Negro vote. 261 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:35,030 Next up, in this treasure trove of operations 262 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:39,493 we call Project GEMSTONE, Project SAPPHIRE. 263 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:41,411 What if we were able to turn Democrats 264 00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:44,581 into free-flowing sources of information? 265 00:12:44,581 --> 00:12:46,666 - How would we do that? - Blackmail. 266 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:50,337 While the Democratic convention is in full swing in Miami, 267 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,755 we charter a yacht. 268 00:12:51,755 --> 00:12:55,550 Downstairs in the staterooms, hookers. 269 00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:59,471 HOWARD: Behind the two-way mirror, 270 00:12:59,471 --> 00:13:02,015 lowlight movies and still cameras. 271 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,851 We are envisioning an Oriental theme for the boat-- 272 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,645 - Sorry, question. - LIDDY: Yes. 273 00:13:06,645 --> 00:13:09,689 So, the hookers are Oriental? 274 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:13,151 Uh, negative. The hookers will pose 275 00:13:13,151 --> 00:13:15,278 as unfaithful DNC housewives and staffers, 276 00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:17,572 so, ergo, Celtic-Teutonic extraction. 277 00:13:17,572 --> 00:13:19,199 Uh, so, the hookers are German? 278 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:22,077 No. Celtic-Teutonic. You know, like my wife. 279 00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:23,912 - Your wife's a hooker? - Jeb... 280 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,875 Next up, radical agitators have vowed to disrupt 281 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,378 the GOP convention in San Diego. 282 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:35,131 Project DIAMOND will temporarily decapitate the leadership 283 00:13:35,131 --> 00:13:36,216 of the radical left. 284 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,718 And transport the leading hippies, yuppies, 285 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:42,097 and Weather Underground maniacs to Mexico 286 00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:43,890 for the duration of the convention. 287 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,893 - (PEN CLICKS) - Said leaders are returned, 288 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,939 unharmed but disoriented, after the convention. 289 00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:54,442 Or not, you know. A fist full of pesos 290 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:57,028 digs a pretty deep ditch in Mexico. 291 00:13:57,028 --> 00:13:58,905 (LIDDY AND HOWARD CHUCKLE) 292 00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:02,784 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 293 00:14:02,784 --> 00:14:04,077 So, you're going to kill people? 294 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,787 HOWARD: (CHUCKLES) That was a joke. 295 00:14:05,787 --> 00:14:09,499 - Yeah, but we can. - Temporary relocation. Unharmed. 296 00:14:09,499 --> 00:14:12,752 We can absolutely have them killed, that's not-- 297 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,629 Fine. We won't have them killed, 298 00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:18,633 because Project RUBY is already underway, 299 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:19,634 as we have recruited 300 00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:21,261 covert operatives to plant inside 301 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,764 both the Democratic candidate's campaign and the DNC. 302 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,224 That about wraps it up. 303 00:14:26,224 --> 00:14:29,269 Oh, no. Project GARNET, is a classic false flag op. 304 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:33,023 We round up Miami's seediest undesirables and outfit them 305 00:14:33,023 --> 00:14:35,025 with all the Democrat paraphernalia 306 00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:37,319 their filthy little hands can carry. 307 00:14:37,319 --> 00:14:40,614 Which brings us to Project EMERALD. 308 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:43,158 Our high-speed chase plane electronically eavesdrops 309 00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:46,453 on the enemy candidate's planes and campaign buses. 310 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,247 Project CRYSTAL, microwave interception 311 00:14:49,247 --> 00:14:50,707 of telephonic conversations. 312 00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:52,751 Project TOPAZ. 313 00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:56,755 And last, but not least, Project OPAL. 314 00:14:56,755 --> 00:14:59,841 Bugging the DNC and the candidate. 315 00:14:59,841 --> 00:15:02,802 We'll be able to intercept confidential information, 316 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,805 and anticipate strategy, whether it's Muskie, 317 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,809 or if Teddy manages to steal the nomination. 318 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,646 But no matter who they run, 319 00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:16,149 Project GEMSTONE will give us the strategic edge we need 320 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,652 to secure the president's victory. 321 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:22,572 Four more years of peace, prosperity, and strength, 322 00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:27,160 all for the low, low price of one million dollars. 323 00:15:27,952 --> 00:15:29,704 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 324 00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:39,255 A million dollars is a hell of a lot more money 325 00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:42,300 - than I had in mind. - A lot more. 326 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,219 What about a half million dollars? 327 00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:47,639 Gordon. Burn all that. 328 00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:50,975 Don't give it to some lackey to throw into a dumpster. 329 00:15:50,975 --> 00:15:53,812 I want you to burn it in your own fireplace 330 00:15:53,812 --> 00:15:55,271 with your own two hands. 331 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,440 Yep. 332 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,655 - ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 333 00:16:03,655 --> 00:16:06,116 (CLICKS TONGUE) Want to grab a beer? 334 00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:09,369 Yeah, sorry. I gotta go home. 335 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,967 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 336 00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:27,804 (EXHALES) 337 00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:40,024 You still have your writing. They can't take that from you. 338 00:16:40,984 --> 00:16:43,278 I feel like I was given one last chance 339 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,280 and it got yanked away. 340 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,990 Mitchell was furious. 341 00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:51,119 Gordon just kept going and going. It's over, Dot. 342 00:16:51,119 --> 00:16:54,289 I'm going to be stuck at Mullen for the rest of my life. 343 00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:57,667 On the bright side, we're done with Herr Liddy. 344 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,961 Welcome home, Papa. 345 00:16:59,961 --> 00:17:03,298 We're jamming at Sully's. You want to come? 346 00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:05,216 Doesn't that sound like fun, Papa? 347 00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:06,676 That is absolutely 348 00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:09,763 the last thing my splitting headache needs. 349 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:13,391 - Good luck, kiddo. - Sure, whatever. It's fine. 350 00:17:13,391 --> 00:17:15,643 You'll get another chance, honey. 351 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:20,064 I would love to see your band. Are you taking requests? 352 00:17:20,982 --> 00:17:22,233 - Mom. - Yeah? 353 00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:23,985 ST. JOHN: We're not playing MacArthur Park. 354 00:17:23,985 --> 00:17:25,195 DOROTHY: Come on! 355 00:17:26,905 --> 00:17:29,532 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 356 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:38,041 Mr. Hunt! Mr. Liddy wants you to read Jack Anderson's column 357 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:39,584 and call him immediately. 358 00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:41,795 HOWARD: Mr. Liddy can go fuck himself. 359 00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:44,088 NEWS ANCHOR: Good evening. 360 00:17:44,088 --> 00:17:46,633 Charges made by newspaper columnist Jack Anderson 361 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,469 have raised grave questions about the integrity 362 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,887 of the Nixon administration. 363 00:17:50,887 --> 00:17:52,847 Anderson wrote today that he has evidence 364 00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:55,475 that the International Telephone and Telegraph company 365 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,811 made a secret deal with the administration 366 00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:01,815 to obtain a favorable settlement of a giant antitrust suit. 367 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:05,151 Anderson said that a memo he obtained from ITT files 368 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,862 showed that the settlement was a payoff for a pledge 369 00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:11,533 by ITT to contribute up to 400,000 dollars 370 00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:13,701 for the upcoming Republican National Convention 371 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:14,911 in San Diego. 372 00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:18,373 Anderson quotes ITT's top lobbyist, Dita Beard, 373 00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:20,667 saying she discussed arrangements for settling 374 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,752 the case with Attorney General John Mitchell 375 00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,671 at a party last May. 376 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,339 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 377 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:31,177 - Liddy here. - It's Howard. Got your message. 378 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:34,472 LIDDY: Howard, thank you for, uh, calling me back. 379 00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:36,516 HOWARD: Of course. I just read the paper. 380 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,101 - You saw it? - HOWARD: Hmm. 381 00:18:38,101 --> 00:18:41,187 "We now have evidence that the settlement 382 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:45,400 of the Nixon Administration's biggest antitrust case 383 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,529 was privately arranged between Attorney General John Mitchell 384 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,407 and the top lobbyist for the company involved." 385 00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:55,243 LIDDY: "For 400,000 dollars in hotel rooms, 386 00:18:55,243 --> 00:18:59,873 and we have this on the word of the lobbyist herself, 387 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:02,166 crusty, capable Dita Beard, 388 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,586 the International Telephone and Telegraph Company. 389 00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:07,797 She acknowledged the secret deal after we obtained 390 00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:10,967 a highly incriminating memo, 391 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:14,053 written by her, from ITT's files." 392 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,847 HOWARD: They're going to crucify Mitchell. 393 00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:19,559 LIDDY: And the president, unless we can figure out how to stop it. 394 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,394 (SIGHS) Shit. 395 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,854 LIDDY: We've got a second chance, Howard. 396 00:19:22,854 --> 00:19:24,564 I will call you later. 397 00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:27,734 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 398 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,152 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - MAGRUDER: Hey, Gordo. 399 00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:32,113 - You see the papers? Dita Beard? - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 400 00:19:32,113 --> 00:19:35,783 Jack Anderson has her memo that says Mitchell got Justice 401 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,785 to drop an antitrust lawsuit 402 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,622 in exchange for 400,000 dollars' worth 403 00:19:40,622 --> 00:19:43,875 of San Diego hotel rooms for the Republican convention? 404 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:44,959 Yeah. 405 00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:50,632 He is accusing our boss of felony bribery. 406 00:19:50,632 --> 00:19:52,759 If they connect this to the president... 407 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,801 Calm down, okay. 408 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,386 The White House said that the memo's a fake. 409 00:19:55,386 --> 00:19:57,555 It's just the usual anti-Nixon hatchet job 410 00:19:57,555 --> 00:20:01,935 by the liberal press. This will blow over, trust me. 411 00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:05,396 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - The Senate Judiciary Committee plans to hold a hearing tomorrow 412 00:20:05,396 --> 00:20:07,273 on charges that the Nixon Administration 413 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,943 made a secret deal with the International Telephone 414 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:11,486 and Telegraph Company. 415 00:20:11,486 --> 00:20:14,781 REPORTER: Attorney General John Mitchell has been summoned to testify 416 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,741 and answer accusations of bribery 417 00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:18,117 raised by the so-called 418 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,994 - Dita Beard memo. - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 419 00:20:19,994 --> 00:20:22,330 MAGRUDER: Well, Mitchell's officially fucked. 420 00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:24,874 But we still need to have a goddamned convention. 421 00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:27,043 Yeah, well, I'm not going to hang him out to dry. 422 00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,795 Jim, we are moving the convention to Miami, 423 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,255 ergo, we're not paying 424 00:20:30,255 --> 00:20:32,465 a San Diego security firm jack shit. 425 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,800 All right, I'm gonna call him right now. 426 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,468 Okay, I'll have the president send him a bunch 427 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,803 of fucking buttons or something. 428 00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:40,932 Oh, may I see some ID? 429 00:20:42,225 --> 00:20:44,852 (JAMES W. MCCORD. GIGGLES) 430 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,897 - NEWS ANCHOR: ...in which she emphatically denied... - Jeb. 431 00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:52,026 Howard and I would like to talk to the attorney general and offer our support. 432 00:20:52,026 --> 00:20:54,195 MAGRUDER: Are you two out of your fucking minds? 433 00:20:54,195 --> 00:20:56,406 Do you think John Mitchell gives a rat's ass 434 00:20:56,406 --> 00:20:58,199 about your bullshit pranks right now? 435 00:20:58,199 --> 00:21:00,702 Mitchell doesn't want to hear from you two bozos. 436 00:21:00,702 --> 00:21:04,038 The almighty United States Senate is investigating 437 00:21:04,038 --> 00:21:06,040 this ITT memo bullshit. Okay? 438 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,543 We had to move the entire convention out of San Diego 439 00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:11,462 so there would be no reminder of Sheraton Hotels. 440 00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:13,089 And the worst part, 441 00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:16,092 is that we had 400 grand in free hotel rooms. 442 00:21:16,092 --> 00:21:18,928 And you know who's paying for it now? I am! 443 00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:23,391 PAUL DUKE: Columnist Jack Anderson returned for a final day of testimony... 444 00:21:23,391 --> 00:21:25,226 I knew this Dita Beard stuff was gonna come back 445 00:21:25,226 --> 00:21:26,436 and bite us in the ass. 446 00:21:26,436 --> 00:21:30,314 - This is the whole reelection! - What can I do to help? 447 00:21:30,314 --> 00:21:33,151 You want to help? Go kill Jack Anderson. 448 00:21:34,277 --> 00:21:38,781 - (EXHALES) Roger that. - I mean... 449 00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:42,160 DUKE: ...and for him to suggest that he didn't know 450 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,244 about the arrangements 451 00:21:43,244 --> 00:21:45,329 for the convention that he's going to direct, 452 00:21:45,329 --> 00:21:48,416 uh... (CLEARS THROAT) ...that strains the truth. 453 00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:50,585 - And, uh... - I just talked to my guy. 454 00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:52,670 If we don't pay, he's going to sue. 455 00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:54,005 Uh, where is Gordon? 456 00:21:54,005 --> 00:21:56,090 - He left. - Where'd he go? 457 00:21:56,090 --> 00:21:57,717 He said he was off to kill Jack Anderson. 458 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,136 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Oh, shit. Here. 459 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:05,266 Move! Goddammit, move! Move! 460 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:09,687 Gordon! Gordon! Hey! Hey! 461 00:22:11,439 --> 00:22:13,941 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (PANTS) McCord told me-- 462 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,944 Are you going to shoot Jack Anderson? 463 00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:24,577 When I get an order, I execute it, Jeb. 464 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,954 I was joking, you crazy bastard! 465 00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:30,333 (SIGHS) Come on, I want to talk to you upstairs. 466 00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:33,127 (GROANS) 467 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:36,005 I am no joke. 468 00:22:37,298 --> 00:22:40,259 - I am serious. Deadly serious. - (GROANS) 469 00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:42,470 (GROANS) 470 00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:46,015 You touch me again, and I will kill you. 471 00:22:46,015 --> 00:22:48,601 (GROANS) 472 00:22:54,357 --> 00:22:56,776 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - (KETTLE WHISTLING) 473 00:22:56,776 --> 00:23:00,738 Yes, if you could have, uh, Dr. Downey call back 474 00:23:00,738 --> 00:23:02,156 as soon as possible. 475 00:23:03,157 --> 00:23:05,993 Well, it's about my daughter, Lisa. 476 00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:06,994 DOROTHY: Howard. 477 00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,579 Yeah. (EXHALES) Okay. Thank you. 478 00:23:08,579 --> 00:23:10,498 - I left word with the doctor. - (EXHALES) 479 00:23:10,498 --> 00:23:12,291 - She's going to be okay. - She-- she's locked herself 480 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,501 - in the bathroom. - (GROANS SOFTLY) 481 00:23:13,501 --> 00:23:16,087 She won't come out. It's-- It's getting worse. 482 00:23:16,087 --> 00:23:17,797 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (CUP CLATTERS) 483 00:23:18,339 --> 00:23:19,799 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 484 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:23,803 Lisa. Open up. Your mother's getting worried. 485 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,388 Maybe she fell asleep? 486 00:23:25,388 --> 00:23:27,098 - In the tub? - I hear something. 487 00:23:27,098 --> 00:23:28,641 - Lisa? Sweetie? - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 488 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:32,478 - Lisa, open this door right now! - Don't yell. 489 00:23:32,478 --> 00:23:35,273 - I'm not yelling! - Yelling doesn't help anything. 490 00:23:35,273 --> 00:23:37,191 - Is Lisa gonna be okay? - Go back in your room! 491 00:23:37,191 --> 00:23:40,653 Don't yell at him! Lisa, open this door right now, 492 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,030 - or I'm gonna break it down! - DOROTHY: Howard. Howard! 493 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:44,866 - (TELEPHONE RINGING) - (PANTS) Go answer that. 494 00:23:44,866 --> 00:23:46,617 - It might be the doctor. - (BREATHES HEAVILY) 495 00:23:46,617 --> 00:23:48,369 - (TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING) - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 496 00:23:48,369 --> 00:23:51,747 - What a nightmare. - DOROTHY: Lisa, please. Lisa. 497 00:23:57,962 --> 00:24:00,381 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - (CLICKS TONGUE) Hunt residence. 498 00:24:00,381 --> 00:24:02,216 - COLSON'S SECRETARY: Howard Hunt, please? - Speaking. 499 00:24:02,216 --> 00:24:04,510 COLSON'S SECRETARY: I have Charles Colson calling from the White House. 500 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,679 - Put him through. - COLSON'S SECRETARY: Hold, please. 501 00:24:08,556 --> 00:24:10,683 - CHUCK COLSON: Howard! - Mm. (GULPS) 502 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,852 Chuck! How the hell are you? 503 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:15,980 - COLSON: Doing good, and you? - Oh, fine and dandy. 504 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:20,902 (STAMMERS) Just a typical Saturday with the family. 505 00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:22,403 COLSON: Howard, there's been a development 506 00:24:22,403 --> 00:24:23,988 with the Dita Beard situation. 507 00:24:23,988 --> 00:24:25,406 Sweetie? Lisa. 508 00:24:26,157 --> 00:24:28,284 Sis? Come on. Open up. Please? 509 00:24:28,284 --> 00:24:30,328 DOROTHY: (EXHALES) What did the doctor say? 510 00:24:30,328 --> 00:24:32,872 That was Colson. I'm needed at the White House. 511 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,624 DOROTHY: No. You're needed here. 512 00:24:34,624 --> 00:24:36,167 Your family needs you. 513 00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:38,419 Your daughter needs you. I need you! 514 00:24:38,419 --> 00:24:41,881 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) I don't know what to do with this. 515 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:45,676 She won't come out. Everything I do is wrong. 516 00:24:45,676 --> 00:24:46,886 What do you want from me? 517 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:49,305 How about for once you make us feel like we matter 518 00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:53,142 more than your stupid job or the stupid White House? 519 00:24:53,142 --> 00:24:55,311 That you give a damn about your family? 520 00:24:56,437 --> 00:24:59,690 Lisa. Lisa, please, honey. Come on. 521 00:25:01,651 --> 00:25:03,319 Sweetie? (EXHALES) 522 00:25:06,530 --> 00:25:08,032 (GRUNTS) 523 00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:11,786 - What the fuck! - DOROTHY: Lisa? 524 00:25:11,786 --> 00:25:14,956 She's fine. I care. I'm going to work. 525 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,875 - Honey. - Hi, Mama. 526 00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,669 - My God. - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 527 00:25:19,669 --> 00:25:22,255 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 528 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,803 Sorry. 529 00:25:30,846 --> 00:25:34,308 Gentlemen. The White House's experts say the Dita Beard memo 530 00:25:34,308 --> 00:25:35,351 is a problem. 531 00:25:35,351 --> 00:25:38,020 But if we can keep Beard from testifying, 532 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,398 the case against Mitchell will collapse. 533 00:25:40,398 --> 00:25:42,858 Uh, I'm sorry. Sorry. So what do you need us for? 534 00:25:42,858 --> 00:25:47,697 Because the Senate deposes Beard tomorrow... 535 00:25:47,697 --> 00:25:50,825 and if she testifies that she did write it, 536 00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:53,119 her testimony will be on the record, then the... 537 00:25:54,912 --> 00:25:57,123 that's enough for the Senate to keep digging. 538 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,749 And why would she do that? 539 00:25:58,749 --> 00:26:01,252 - Jesus Christ. - That's why Colson wants us 540 00:26:01,252 --> 00:26:03,921 to get her out of town and shut her up. 541 00:26:03,921 --> 00:26:07,049 That would certainly be fortunate. 542 00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:10,386 Gentlemen. Who knows? You may even impress Mr. Mitchell. 543 00:26:11,929 --> 00:26:13,556 (GRUNTS) 544 00:26:13,556 --> 00:26:15,975 You know what we could do which would solve this problem-- 545 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:19,520 Please, Gordon, do not say, "Kill her." 546 00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:26,360 A dead dog chases no cars. 547 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:31,907 (SIGHS) The murder of the Senate's lead witness 548 00:26:31,907 --> 00:26:36,370 would not lessen Mitchell's legal scrutiny. 549 00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:40,041 Fine. But solving this would put us 550 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:42,209 in Mitchell's good graces. 551 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:46,255 Yeah. That is going to take some finesse. 552 00:26:46,255 --> 00:26:47,798 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 553 00:27:10,488 --> 00:27:13,115 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 554 00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:22,500 Who the fuck are you? 555 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,836 Mrs. Beard, my name is George F. Leonard, 556 00:27:25,836 --> 00:27:27,129 and I am an attorney. 557 00:27:27,129 --> 00:27:31,384 Bullshit! You look like one of those Manson family freaks. 558 00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:35,846 I apologize for the late hour and the disguise, 559 00:27:35,846 --> 00:27:39,767 but I suspect you are under FBI surveillance. 560 00:27:44,855 --> 00:27:45,898 What do you want? 561 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:49,276 I'm here to offer you some free legal advice. 562 00:27:59,537 --> 00:28:02,164 Hmm. How many kids do you have? 563 00:28:02,164 --> 00:28:03,457 - DITA BEARD: Five. - Oh? 564 00:28:03,457 --> 00:28:06,627 All grown or in military school. 565 00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:09,463 Outstanding. I have five myself. 566 00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:11,590 (CLICKS TONGUE) So, George, 567 00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:15,219 you said you had friends at the White House? 568 00:28:15,219 --> 00:28:18,013 (CLICKS TONGUE) Affirmative. (SIGHS) 569 00:28:18,013 --> 00:28:22,226 Well, some fair-haired fucker over there is spreading rumors 570 00:28:22,226 --> 00:28:25,146 that Jack Anderson and I are homosexuals, 571 00:28:25,146 --> 00:28:29,942 that we're in cahoots on some sort of lesbo-homo plot 572 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,486 - against Nixon. (SCOFFS) - (LIDDY SCOFFS) 573 00:28:32,486 --> 00:28:35,406 I can assure you, I know nothing about that. 574 00:28:35,406 --> 00:28:36,991 Neither homo nor lesbo. 575 00:28:36,991 --> 00:28:39,368 Do I look like a lesbian? 576 00:28:39,368 --> 00:28:41,829 No, ma'am. You seem straight as I am. 577 00:28:41,829 --> 00:28:45,332 They're making me a pariah! My own party! 578 00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:47,501 I am in some goddamn pickle! 579 00:28:47,501 --> 00:28:51,213 - You're not wrong. You could go to jail. - (CAN OPENING) 580 00:28:51,213 --> 00:28:55,426 Thanks for the pick-me-up, fella. Shit on a shingle. 581 00:28:55,426 --> 00:29:00,973 But... here's the good news, you can avoid being deposed, 582 00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:04,768 with no legal repercussions. Just abracadabra, 583 00:29:04,768 --> 00:29:09,565 - it all goes away. - But I did write the memo. 584 00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:13,444 And I told Anderson I wrote the memo. 585 00:29:13,444 --> 00:29:16,071 They're grilling me first thing in the morning. 586 00:29:17,948 --> 00:29:21,994 Do you have any, um, medical conditions? 587 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:24,914 I'm a very physical woman, George. 588 00:29:24,914 --> 00:29:31,003 Hiking, camping, snowmobiling... fucking. 589 00:29:33,422 --> 00:29:37,134 I meant, like... cancer in the family? 590 00:29:37,968 --> 00:29:39,845 - I wish. - Psychiatric problems? 591 00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:42,806 - Oh, hell no. - Fainting spells? 592 00:29:42,806 --> 00:29:45,351 George, I am as healthy as a horse, 593 00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,561 except for the occasional angina. 594 00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:50,272 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 595 00:29:52,983 --> 00:29:54,652 What is angina? 596 00:29:54,652 --> 00:29:55,903 LIDDY: Coming through! 597 00:29:55,903 --> 00:29:58,447 Rocky Mountain is the finest osteopathic hospital 598 00:29:58,447 --> 00:30:00,533 in the greater Denver Metropolitan Area. 599 00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:03,160 Osteopath? You may as well take her to a veterinarian. 600 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,371 And you're on oxygen! Why are you... 601 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:07,414 Edwina, you are raising my blood pressure! 602 00:30:07,414 --> 00:30:08,541 (GRUNTS) 603 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:13,337 LIDDY: Hold the door! Hold the door! 604 00:30:13,337 --> 00:30:15,506 REPORTER 1: Dita Beard experienced chest pains 605 00:30:15,506 --> 00:30:16,674 while flying into Denver 606 00:30:16,674 --> 00:30:19,009 and had to receive oxygen on the flight. 607 00:30:19,009 --> 00:30:22,179 REPORTER 2: Mrs. Beard was admitted to an area hospital 608 00:30:22,179 --> 00:30:23,639 in a serious condition. 609 00:30:23,639 --> 00:30:25,808 As for Dita Beard getting out of bed 610 00:30:25,808 --> 00:30:28,227 to come back to Washington, not now, 611 00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:31,438 and not for some time yet, doctor's orders. 612 00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:38,946 JOHN DEAN: We've got a problem, Howard. 613 00:30:38,946 --> 00:30:40,698 - A Dita Beard problem. - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 614 00:30:40,698 --> 00:30:42,700 A team of senators is heading to Colorado 615 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:44,410 to depose her in two days, 616 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,704 including your good friend, Teddy Kennedy. 617 00:30:46,704 --> 00:30:48,622 That fat-headed booze bag. 618 00:30:48,622 --> 00:30:50,874 They should depose him about Chappaquiddick. 619 00:30:50,874 --> 00:30:52,626 If there were any justice in the world. 620 00:30:52,626 --> 00:30:54,378 You know, it wouldn't be the worst thing for Beard 621 00:30:54,378 --> 00:30:57,423 to actually have a heart attack, right as Kennedy's grilling her. 622 00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:58,507 DEAN: Then you could say, 623 00:30:58,507 --> 00:31:00,759 "Senator, now, you've killed two women!" 624 00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,761 (BOTH LAUGH) 625 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,931 DEAN: Howard, this Beard thing keeps escalating. 626 00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:10,227 I know. What if Beard herself were to question 627 00:31:10,227 --> 00:31:12,896 the memo's authenticity? 628 00:31:12,896 --> 00:31:14,857 Hypothetically, how much in the way 629 00:31:14,857 --> 00:31:17,818 of funds could someone access for the purposes 630 00:31:17,818 --> 00:31:20,571 - of such an endeavor? - No. No, no, no. 631 00:31:20,571 --> 00:31:23,490 There is no way I or anyone at the committee would authorize 632 00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:27,411 funds to influence the testimony of a witness in a federal case. 633 00:31:27,411 --> 00:31:29,830 What about ITT? 634 00:31:29,830 --> 00:31:31,373 She's still on the payroll. 635 00:31:34,585 --> 00:31:37,212 Say no more. I know what to do. 636 00:31:38,422 --> 00:31:40,716 I feel the need to say this again, Howard. 637 00:31:40,716 --> 00:31:41,967 For the record, 638 00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:45,137 I am not even suggesting that you do anything. 639 00:31:47,723 --> 00:31:48,807 Roger that. 640 00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:51,602 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 641 00:31:58,567 --> 00:32:01,612 (INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT) 642 00:32:01,612 --> 00:32:03,072 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 643 00:32:03,072 --> 00:32:05,866 Aw, I don't want to read this shit. 644 00:32:06,784 --> 00:32:08,786 I want something with small words 645 00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:11,705 and big pictures. Cosmo. 646 00:32:11,705 --> 00:32:14,208 - Okay. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 647 00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:16,710 It better be the red fucking Jell-O this time! 648 00:32:17,294 --> 00:32:20,172 (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) 649 00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:25,177 - Mrs. Beard. Edwina. - Who are you? 650 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:28,847 My name is Edward J. Hamilton, I represent men 651 00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:31,350 at the highest levels in Washington D.C. 652 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:35,187 Yeah, Mr. Leonard said you might come by. 653 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:38,273 - Edwina, run along, huh? - Okay. 654 00:32:41,652 --> 00:32:45,155 Why are you wearing a wig? It's not even on right. 655 00:32:45,155 --> 00:32:46,824 (CLICKS TONGUE) I assure you, Miss, 656 00:32:46,824 --> 00:32:49,493 nothing I do is accidental. 657 00:32:51,662 --> 00:32:54,289 Well, that's her drinking water. 658 00:32:54,289 --> 00:32:57,918 - Oh, I know. - BEARD: Edwina! Scoot! 659 00:32:57,918 --> 00:33:00,129 (EXHALES) I'll be right outside, Mother. 660 00:33:02,256 --> 00:33:05,134 - Hmm. - How are the osteopaths treating you? 661 00:33:05,134 --> 00:33:09,346 (SIGHS) I've been in a pig farm that's cleaner. 662 00:33:09,346 --> 00:33:12,224 I wouldn't trust them to clip my toenails, 663 00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:16,311 let alone... (STAMMERS) ...treat a heart condition. 664 00:33:16,311 --> 00:33:19,022 - Hmm. - You got a smoke? 665 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:26,530 - Yeah. I guess the, uh... - (LIGHTER CLICKS) 666 00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:27,865 ...the party's over, huh? 667 00:33:27,865 --> 00:33:30,784 Sounds like the whole goddamn Senate is coming to visit. 668 00:33:31,201 --> 00:33:32,411 I'm sorry. 669 00:33:33,662 --> 00:33:34,747 Hold on. 670 00:33:35,873 --> 00:33:38,834 There's nothing those Senators want more 671 00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:42,755 than for you to declare that memo a fraud 672 00:33:42,755 --> 00:33:46,049 so that they can go back to business as usual. 673 00:33:46,049 --> 00:33:48,427 - Bullshit. - Listen. 674 00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:55,934 I have worked in countries across the globe, 675 00:33:55,934 --> 00:34:01,023 I've met presidents, kings, dictators, 676 00:34:01,023 --> 00:34:04,985 and they all desperately need one thing 677 00:34:04,985 --> 00:34:08,697 to keep them in power. Money. 678 00:34:10,157 --> 00:34:12,326 How many of those Senate fat cats 679 00:34:12,326 --> 00:34:14,703 have been greased by lobbyists? 680 00:34:14,703 --> 00:34:17,206 All of them. Believe me. 681 00:34:17,206 --> 00:34:19,166 I know. I do the greasing. 682 00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:21,502 HOWARD: So these are your choices. 683 00:34:21,502 --> 00:34:23,837 You can tell the Senators tomorrow 684 00:34:23,837 --> 00:34:27,591 what you told Britt Hume and Jack Anderson. 685 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:31,804 And you know who benefits? Not your party. 686 00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:35,766 Not your president. Not the Senate. 687 00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:39,102 Not your country. Not your family. 688 00:34:39,102 --> 00:34:41,271 And certainly not you. 689 00:34:41,271 --> 00:34:44,399 Because you still go to jail for bribery. 690 00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:45,567 And for what? 691 00:34:45,567 --> 00:34:49,696 To make the journalists and Democrats happy? 692 00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:52,908 - Donkey fuckers. - (LAUGHS) 693 00:34:53,534 --> 00:34:55,536 Donkey fuckers, indeed. 694 00:34:55,536 --> 00:35:00,958 On the other hand, if you stick with the White House's story... 695 00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:05,087 and you stay loyal to your party. 696 00:35:05,087 --> 00:35:09,550 There's a very good chance that you walk away scot-free, 697 00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:14,805 and sparing your family the embarrassing 698 00:35:14,805 --> 00:35:18,851 public spectacle of a lengthy investigation. 699 00:35:18,851 --> 00:35:23,856 Yeah, Edwina... Edwina is just wrecked by this. 700 00:35:23,856 --> 00:35:27,484 And she works for the fucking RNC. 701 00:35:27,484 --> 00:35:28,694 Poor kid. 702 00:35:30,988 --> 00:35:33,323 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 703 00:35:33,323 --> 00:35:37,035 I can see... how much you love her. 704 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:40,747 Fuck yes. She's my baby girl. 705 00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:43,333 She needs you right now. 706 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,378 She needs to know... 707 00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:51,842 that she's the most important thing in your world. 708 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:56,179 More important than ITT or anything else. 709 00:35:56,972 --> 00:35:58,891 Because she's your family, 710 00:35:59,808 --> 00:36:04,062 and family always comes first. 711 00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:07,524 - Oh, yeah. - Before work. 712 00:36:09,192 --> 00:36:10,485 Before country. 713 00:36:13,197 --> 00:36:14,364 Before everything. 714 00:36:29,379 --> 00:36:30,923 And I'm willing to bet... 715 00:36:33,217 --> 00:36:35,302 that your ITT family... 716 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,473 rewards loyalty... 717 00:36:42,517 --> 00:36:44,269 especially around Christmas. 718 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:46,688 In the meantime... 719 00:36:47,981 --> 00:36:49,650 here's a stocking stuffer. 720 00:36:54,071 --> 00:36:55,739 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 721 00:36:58,325 --> 00:37:01,286 - (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) - (INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT) 722 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,373 ♪ (CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 723 00:37:05,082 --> 00:37:06,083 Edwina! 724 00:37:06,583 --> 00:37:08,710 (SIRENS WAILING) 725 00:37:22,391 --> 00:37:23,350 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 726 00:37:23,350 --> 00:37:24,893 PHILIP A. HART: Please state your name. 727 00:37:24,893 --> 00:37:27,771 BEARD: Dita Beard. A lobbyist for ITT. 728 00:37:27,771 --> 00:37:30,023 - HART: We are on the record. - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 729 00:37:30,023 --> 00:37:32,901 Mrs. Beard, do you recognize this document? 730 00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:41,284 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 731 00:37:46,289 --> 00:37:48,542 - (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) - I do not. 732 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,128 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 733 00:37:51,128 --> 00:37:54,172 Mrs. Beard, is this not your signed memo 734 00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:58,135 regarding ITT's bribery of the Nixon Administration? 735 00:37:58,135 --> 00:38:01,763 That is certainly what it says. But I didn't write it. 736 00:38:01,763 --> 00:38:06,226 No, that is a goddamn forgery. That is not even my signature. 737 00:38:07,644 --> 00:38:10,022 Mrs. Beard, may I remind you, you are under oath? 738 00:38:10,022 --> 00:38:15,736 I was not even in the offi-- Oh, God-- Oh, honey! 739 00:38:15,736 --> 00:38:17,237 - Mrs. Beard-- - BEARD: Edwina! 740 00:38:17,237 --> 00:38:19,156 - I'm here, Mama! - (GROANS) 741 00:38:19,156 --> 00:38:20,365 Mrs. Beard, is this your-- 742 00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:22,034 - I can't breathe! (GROANS) - Stop it, stop it! 743 00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:24,119 - That's enough! Everyone out! - (GROANS) 744 00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:25,912 - Oh, help. Help me! - Get out! 745 00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:28,331 - Someone get the doctor! - Oh, my God! I can't breathe. 746 00:38:28,331 --> 00:38:30,250 I can't breathe. 747 00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:33,336 - EDWINA: Doctor! Doctor! - (DITA CONTINUES GROANING) 748 00:38:34,337 --> 00:38:36,506 - EDWINA: Doctor! - BEARD: I can't breathe. 749 00:38:36,506 --> 00:38:38,550 Go away! Go away! 750 00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:40,469 - LISA: Once. - ST. JOHN: Shit! 751 00:38:40,469 --> 00:38:42,804 - Very nice, Lisa. - Thank you. 752 00:38:42,804 --> 00:38:45,557 DUKE: ...testifying from her Denver hospital bedside 753 00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:47,309 in front of the Senate subcommittee members... - Four. 754 00:38:47,309 --> 00:38:50,395 Very nice. Lisa, honey, did you remember to-- 755 00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:52,522 Yes, Mother. I took my pill. 756 00:38:55,317 --> 00:38:56,318 Thank you. 757 00:38:56,318 --> 00:39:01,448 Coming in for the kill. B-E-D. Bed. 758 00:39:01,448 --> 00:39:03,992 DUKE: Anderson and his associate, Brit Hume, 759 00:39:03,992 --> 00:39:07,621 believe somebody persuaded Mrs. Beard to change her story 760 00:39:07,621 --> 00:39:08,789 in Denver... 761 00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:12,584 Bonsoir, bonsoir. 762 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,295 - Hi, Papa. Where were you? - Denver. 763 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,048 Do you wanna play with us? 764 00:39:20,342 --> 00:39:21,635 Yeah, Papa? 765 00:39:26,306 --> 00:39:27,349 Sure. 766 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,477 Make room for Papa. 767 00:39:31,853 --> 00:39:32,938 (GROANS) 768 00:39:35,023 --> 00:39:36,691 - Mama. Your turn. - DOROTHY: Hmm? 769 00:39:36,691 --> 00:39:43,198 Uh, D-O-N-E. Done. 770 00:39:43,198 --> 00:39:46,409 Us are useless without Qs. 771 00:39:46,409 --> 00:39:49,371 Actually, it's the other way around. 772 00:39:50,372 --> 00:39:51,832 - Touché. - LISA: Ooh. 773 00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:57,170 - Xerox. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 774 00:39:57,170 --> 00:39:59,047 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) That's a proper noun. 775 00:39:59,047 --> 00:40:01,341 - What is? - Xerox. 776 00:40:01,341 --> 00:40:04,469 No, it's become just a regular word. 777 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:08,723 I mean, nobody says, "Hey, can you photocopy this?" 778 00:40:08,723 --> 00:40:10,976 - It-- it's still a proper noun. - LISA: Mama. 779 00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:14,229 (INHALES) We're just playing for fun. 780 00:40:14,229 --> 00:40:17,357 We're not keeping s-- score. 781 00:40:17,357 --> 00:40:22,320 What's the point of playing a game with no rules. Right? 782 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,241 - Then it's just anarchy. - Actually, Papa, 783 00:40:26,241 --> 00:40:28,201 - this is anarchy! - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 784 00:40:28,201 --> 00:40:30,078 Fuck your college education. 785 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:31,997 DOROTHY: Howard. 786 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,710 - That was unacceptable. - I agree. 787 00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:40,005 - Bravo! Bravo, gentlemen! - HOWARD: Thanks. 788 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,215 Bravo! Have a seat right there! 789 00:40:42,215 --> 00:40:43,216 We, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 790 00:40:43,216 --> 00:40:44,551 ...we thought you might like to know, 791 00:40:44,551 --> 00:40:46,344 our sources tell us that the Senate 792 00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:48,263 has denied Ted Kennedy's request 793 00:40:48,263 --> 00:40:50,348 for further hearings, thanks to you. 794 00:40:50,348 --> 00:40:52,434 - (EXHALES) - Oh, no. Thanks to him. 795 00:40:52,434 --> 00:40:55,312 - Oh. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - I'm still not quite sure how he pulled it off, though. 796 00:40:55,312 --> 00:40:57,898 - It-- It was a team effort. - (CHUCKLES) 797 00:40:57,898 --> 00:41:01,067 I assume you guys heard the news about Mr. Hoover this morning? 798 00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:03,486 We sent our condolences to the Widow Tolson. 799 00:41:03,486 --> 00:41:04,779 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 800 00:41:04,779 --> 00:41:05,947 The Good Lord finally did 801 00:41:05,947 --> 00:41:08,074 what the last five presidents never could. 802 00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:10,285 (BOTH LAUGH) 803 00:41:10,285 --> 00:41:11,578 MAGRUDER: Oh! 804 00:41:13,914 --> 00:41:17,918 Congratulations, gentlemen. Great work on helping Ms. Beard 805 00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:20,754 - get her facts straight. - Our pleasure, sir. 806 00:41:22,631 --> 00:41:25,717 Oh, by the way, Project GEMSTONE has been approved. 807 00:41:27,469 --> 00:41:29,221 - (DOOR CLOSING) - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 808 00:41:29,221 --> 00:41:31,681 I want you two to put together your team ASAP. 809 00:41:31,681 --> 00:41:33,683 Uh, that's-- that's my cue. 810 00:41:33,683 --> 00:41:35,060 - Uh, nice work. Nice work. - Oh, yeah. 811 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,311 - Thank you. - MAGRUDER: All right, 812 00:41:36,311 --> 00:41:38,813 I want you two to huddle with McCord 813 00:41:38,813 --> 00:41:41,066 and tell me what you're going to need, all right? 814 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:44,152 McCord? What are we doing with McCord? 815 00:41:44,152 --> 00:41:45,779 He's head of security for the committee 816 00:41:45,779 --> 00:41:47,113 and Mitchell thought he could be useful. 817 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:50,534 What? Mitchell fired him! He was Martha's babysitter! 818 00:41:50,534 --> 00:41:53,453 I know. He's also a whiz with gizmos, bugs, 819 00:41:53,453 --> 00:41:57,791 and electronic surveillance, ex-CIA and ex-FBI, 820 00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,960 so he's the perfect playmate for you two. 821 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,837 And we can afford him, because he's already on the payroll. 822 00:42:02,837 --> 00:42:03,880 Don't you get it? 823 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,132 We need operatives who are off the payroll. 824 00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:07,550 Plausible deniability. 825 00:42:07,550 --> 00:42:09,427 - It-- It's fine. - No. 826 00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:10,887 We'll have McCord wire the yacht. 827 00:42:10,887 --> 00:42:13,807 Oh, about that. Uh, there is no yacht. 828 00:42:13,807 --> 00:42:16,643 - What? - And no hookers, sadly. 829 00:42:16,643 --> 00:42:19,437 Those hookers were looking forward to it. 830 00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:22,941 I know, but only one GEMSTONE was approved 831 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,277 and your new operating budget is 250 thou, 832 00:42:25,277 --> 00:42:27,112 which should be more than ample. 833 00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:29,489 Goddammit, Jeb, that's a quarter of what we were promised! 834 00:42:29,489 --> 00:42:30,949 - Easy. - HOWARD: Hold on. 835 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:33,118 Which gemstone was approved? 836 00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:34,619 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 837 00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:39,833 Project fucking OPAL. Out of 12 gemstones, 838 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:44,337 they pick the bugging of the DNC. Where's the vision? 839 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:47,382 It is the cheapest. 840 00:42:47,382 --> 00:42:49,634 And you're still gonna need to pay me, Gordon. 841 00:42:49,634 --> 00:42:50,927 Not now, Jim. 842 00:42:50,927 --> 00:42:53,680 That's a really big fucking building, boss. 843 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,056 I heard the hotel is nice. 844 00:42:55,056 --> 00:42:59,811 Don't worry. Villo can pick any lock in there. Right, Villo? 845 00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:01,021 Qué? Qué? 846 00:43:01,021 --> 00:43:02,647 What the fuck are we doing staring at this building? 847 00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:05,025 Some of us are six hours overdue for pussy. 848 00:43:05,025 --> 00:43:06,860 - Adiós. - Oh, Frank. 849 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:09,321 Gentlemen. Frank! Forget Frank. 850 00:43:09,321 --> 00:43:14,326 Gentlemen, we are going to do great things for this country. 851 00:43:14,326 --> 00:43:19,122 Can I ask a question? I'll say. Which one is the Watergate? 852 00:43:19,122 --> 00:43:22,584 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 853 00:43:22,584 --> 00:43:24,627 - HOWARD: It's right there. That's it. - The condominium. 854 00:43:24,627 --> 00:43:26,713 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 855 00:43:26,713 --> 00:43:30,008 - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ - DE DIEGO: I know, but it's my first time here, boss! 856 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:33,803 ♪ ("LET IT ALL HANG OUT" BY THE HOMBRES PLAYING) ♪ 857 00:43:38,350 --> 00:43:42,228 ♪ No parkin' by the sewer sign Hot dog, my razor's broke ♪ 858 00:43:42,228 --> 00:43:43,688 ♪ Water drippin' up the spout ♪ 859 00:43:43,688 --> 00:43:46,358 ♪ But I don't care Let it all hang out ♪ 860 00:43:50,612 --> 00:43:52,989 ♪ Hangin' from a pine tree By my knees ♪ 861 00:43:52,989 --> 00:43:54,783 ♪ Sun is shinin' Through the shade ♪ 862 00:43:54,783 --> 00:43:56,993 ♪ Nobody knows What it's all about ♪ 863 00:43:56,993 --> 00:43:59,579 ♪ It's too much, man Let it all hang out ♪ 864 00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:21,893 ♪ Saw a man walkin' upside down My TV's on the blink ♪ 865 00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:24,312 ♪ Made Galileo Look like a Boy Scout ♪ 866 00:44:24,312 --> 00:44:26,856 ♪ Sorry 'bout that Let it all hang out ♪ 867 00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:36,908 ♪ Sleep all day, drive all night Brain my numb, can't stop now ♪ 868 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:38,368 ♪ For sure ain't no doubt ♪ 869 00:44:38,368 --> 00:44:41,037 ♪ Keep an open mind Let it all hang out ♪ 870 00:45:03,351 --> 00:45:05,687 ♪ It's rainin' Inside a big brown moon ♪ 871 00:45:05,687 --> 00:45:07,981 ♪ How does that mess Your baby up, leg ♪ 872 00:45:07,981 --> 00:45:10,358 ♪ Eatin' a Reuben sandwich With sauerkraut ♪ 873 00:45:10,358 --> 00:45:13,236 ♪ Don't stop now, baby Let it all hang out ♪ 874 00:45:17,574 --> 00:45:19,284 ♪ Let it all hang out ♪ 875 00:45:21,536 --> 00:45:23,329 ♪ Let it all hang out ♪ 876 00:45:25,498 --> 00:45:26,875 ♪ Let it all hang out ♪ 877 00:45:27,584 --> 00:45:28,960 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 68458

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