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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,875 --> 00:00:04,129 Man: PATTERSON CONTROL, THIS IS ZULU HIGH-RISE. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:07,298 I HAVE A BOGEY ON RADAR, NO VISUAL YET. 4 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,426 HE'S GOING LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:12,637 IF THAT AIN'T A REAL UFO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. 7 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:16,641 TRYING RADIO CONTACT ONE MORE TIME. 8 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,184 UNIDENTIFIED AIRCRAFT, 9 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:20,562 YOU ARE INTRUDING ON RESTRICTED AIRSPACE. 10 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:24,024 DIVERT FROM YOUR PRESENT COURSE IMMEDIATELY OR BE DESTROYED. 11 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:29,154 REPEAT, CHANGE COURSE IMMEDIATELY OR BE DESTROYED. 12 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,613 PATTERSON CONTROL, 13 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,157 ZULU HIGH-RISE. 14 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,576 BOGEY IS NOT RESPONDING TO MY CALLS TO VEER OFF. 15 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,953 INSTRUCTIONS? 16 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,955 Second man on radio: ZULU HIGH-RISE, PATTERSON CONTROL. 17 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,206 BOGEY DOES NOT DIVERT, 18 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:41,875 YOU ARE TO ENGAGE AND DESTROY. 19 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:42,959 ROGER. 20 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,882 [BEEPING] 21 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,258 [BEEP] 22 00:00:54,345 --> 00:00:57,223 Zulu High-rise: GOOD HIT. SLASH ONE BOGEY. 23 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:58,933 Patterson Control: COPY THAT, ZULU HIGH-RISE. 24 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:00,393 RETURN TO BASE. 25 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,645 THIS INCIDENT IS CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET. 26 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:04,773 REPEAT, TOP SECRET. 27 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:06,775 UH-HUH. NO ARGUMENT THERE. 28 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:10,361 PATTERSON CONTROL, ZULU HIGH-RISE RETURNING TO BASE. 29 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:29,422 Girl: DANIEL, YOU KNOW MOM DOESN'T LIKE US GOING NEAR THE CRANE TRACKS. 30 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:31,049 DANIEL! 31 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,550 HEY, MOM DOESN'T LIKE US BEING LATE FOR SCHOOL, NEITHER. 32 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,260 IT'S THE FASTEST WAY. 33 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:37,931 WELL, WE WOULDN'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL IF YOU GOT UP ON TIME. 34 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:41,101 MOM SAYS IT'S BECAUSE YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. 35 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:43,061 WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK AFTER SCHOOL 36 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,480 INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE GHOST FACTORY ALL THE TIME? 37 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:46,898 SOPHIA, WILL YOU JUST LAY OFF? 38 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,358 IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 39 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:50,777 IT IS IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO WALK ON THE TRACKS. 40 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:53,404 WE COULD GET CREAMED. WHEN MOM FINDS OUT-- 41 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,199 MOM AIN'T GONNA FIND OUT UNLESS YOU TELL HER. 42 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,535 YOU GONNA TELL? 43 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,120 NO. ALL RIGHT. 44 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,288 THEN QUIT COMPLAINING. LET'S GET TO SCHOOL. 45 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,837 Sophia: IS HE DEAD? 46 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,088 YOU THINK WE SHOULD CALL SOMEONE? 47 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,549 YOU'LL GET IN TROUBLE. I KNOW. 48 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,181 WHAT'S THAT FOR? 49 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,975 TO POKE HIM. 50 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,316 WHOA! AAH! 51 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,530 MISTER, MISTER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 52 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,407 UGH, NO BARS. 53 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:41,369 MISTER, MISTER. MISTER, WAKE UP. 54 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:46,166 MISTER, MISTER. 55 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:48,418 MISTER, COME ON. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. 56 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,088 COME ON, MISTER. PLEASE WAKE UP. 57 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,175 ARE THE REINDEER OK? 58 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,968 MISTER, COME ON, PLEASE. 59 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,636 COME ON, MISTER. STAND UP. 60 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:02,015 HI. MY SISTER AND I FOUND A MAN ON THE DOCKS. 61 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:05,268 HE'S HURT BAD. YEAH. 62 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,439 SOPHIA! MOVE! 63 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,024 SOPHIA, A CRANE IS COMING! 64 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,486 COME ON! 65 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,155 HELP! 66 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,366 OH, COME ON. COME ON. 67 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,577 UH! UH! 68 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,537 UH! UH! 69 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,290 UH! UH! 70 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,627 COME ON. 71 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:32,503 UHH! 72 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:38,009 Daniel: WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE HIM? YOU COULD'VE BEEN KILLED. 73 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,510 Sophia: HE WOKE UP FOR A SECOND. 74 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:42,055 HE ASKED ME IF THE REINDEER WERE OK. 75 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:43,514 I COULDN'T LEAVE HIM, DANIEL. 76 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,309 HE'S SANTA CLAUS. HE'S GOT TO BE. 77 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,277 [EKG BEEPING] 78 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,202 ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO. 79 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,579 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING? 80 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,373 WE WERE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 81 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,333 I SLEPT LATE AGAIN. 82 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,417 WE'RE SORRY, MOM. 83 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,627 WHEN I AM ON MORNINGS, 84 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,254 I HAVE TO BE AT WORK AT 6 A.M., 85 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,797 WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO TRUST YOU TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE 86 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:17,257 AND GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME. 87 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:18,925 IS THAT CLEAR, DANIEL? 88 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,426 WHICH MEANS LEAVING THE HOUSE ON TIME, 89 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,720 STAYING AWAY FROM THE DOCKS, 90 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,098 AND STAYING AWAY FROM STRANGERS. 91 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:28,226 I KNOW, MOM. I KNOW. 92 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,436 NOW, HANK HAS NICELY OFFERED TO TAKE YOU BACK TO SCHOOL 93 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,730 SO YOU DON'T MISS YOUR WHOLE LAST DAY OF CLASS, 94 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:36,317 SO STAY RIGHT HERE. 95 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,696 Hank: KIDS READY TO GO? YEAH. 96 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,948 DO YOU MIND READING THEM A LITTLE BIT OF THE RIOT ACT? 97 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,033 WELL, THEY SEEM PRETTY CHASTENED TO ME. 98 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,910 PLEASE? IT ALWAYS CARRIES MORE WEIGHT 99 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,246 COMING FROM A BIG MAN WITH A BADGE AND A GUN. 100 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,415 ALL RIGHT. 101 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:53,418 I KEEP FORGETTING TO ASK. IT'S BEEN SO CRAZY AROUND HERE. 102 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,586 CAN YOU COME FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER THIS YEAR? 103 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:59,257 YEAH, IF IM ABLE. CAN I LET YOU KNOW? 104 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,467 SURE. 105 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:04,178 MOMMY, IS SANTA CLAUS GONNA BE OK? 106 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,263 OH, YEAH. 107 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,597 HE'S GONNA BE FINE, 108 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,391 BUT THAT MAN IS NOT SANTA. 109 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,810 THAT'S JUST AN OLD DRIFTER WHO FELL ON THE DOCKS. 110 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,520 HE'S LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. 111 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:17,775 OK, KIDS. LET'S GO. BYE. 112 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,987 HANK... THANK YOU. 113 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,905 NURSE JOHNSON. 114 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,241 Hank: CHEER UP, KIDS. 115 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,327 TAKING YOU TO SCHOOL, NOT TO JAIL. 116 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:29,412 WE MESSED UP BAD THIS TIME, HUH? 117 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,955 IS THAT WHAT YOUR MOM TOLD YOU? 118 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,582 SHE'S PRETTY MAD. 119 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:35,126 WELL, SHE'S JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY, THAT'S ALL. 120 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,211 I'VE KNOWN YOUR MOM SINCE WE WERE KIDS. 121 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,005 LET ME TELL YOU, YOU KIDS DID 122 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,590 EXACTLY WHAT SHE WOULD'VE DONE. 123 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:41,966 REALLY? 124 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,551 ONE OF YOUR MOM'S CHARMS IS THAT 125 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,678 SHE CAN'T LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS HELP, 126 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,805 NO MATTER WHAT. 127 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:51,184 HOP IN. 128 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,943 I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU KIDS. 129 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,198 HERE. 130 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:07,241 AW, COOL. 131 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:08,534 WHAT ARE THESE? 132 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,411 THEY'RE STUDENT CROSSING GUARD BADGES. 133 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,246 YOU TWO ARE A LITTLE YOUNG FOR THAT STILL, 134 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:14,832 BUT I FIGURE IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE, 135 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,501 YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO WEAR ONE OF THOSE. 136 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:17,960 THANKS, HANK. 137 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,712 NOW, AS DEPUTIZED LAW OFFICERS, 138 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,589 YOU PROMISE TO FOLLOW THE RULES AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE? 139 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,799 OK. UH-HUH. 140 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,634 OK. BUCKLE UP. 141 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,260 [ENGINE STARTS] 142 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,477 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING UNUSUAL. 143 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,145 NO. THESE ARE THE COORDINATES. 144 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,398 WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR EXACTLY? 145 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,400 THE IMPOSSIBLE. 146 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,318 ANIMAL, VEGETABLE, OR MINERAL? 147 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,737 YOU ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 148 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,197 WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A CASE 149 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,490 WITH ONE OF YOU GUYS FROM HEADQUARTERS BEFORE. 150 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,117 I JUST WANT TO GET UP TO SPEED. 151 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:51,494 THE SUBJECT OF THIS INVESTIGATION, 152 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:54,080 ONE OF UNKNOWN IMPOSSIBLE EXTRATERRESTRIAL ORIGIN, 153 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:57,625 THEY FLY UNIDENTIFIED CRAFT AT INCOMPREHENSIBLE SPEEDS, 154 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:01,421 DISREGARDING ALL LEGAL AIRSPACE, NATIONAL SOVEREIGNTY, 155 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:05,341 AND POSING AN UNACCEPTABLE THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY. 156 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:09,303 YOU MEAN... FLYING SAUCERS? 157 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:10,638 I MEAN WHAT I SAY, AND I SAY WHAT I MEAN. 158 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,391 DO YOU THINK I'M JOKING? I'M NOT JOKING, OK? 159 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,102 WE NAILED ONE HERE LAST NIGHT. 160 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,479 LET'S KEEP THIS LEAN AND LOW-PROFILE. 161 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,440 WELL, THAT MIGHT NOT BE SO EASY. 162 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:23,985 SMALL TOWN LIKE THIS, WORD TRAVELS PRETTY QUICK. 163 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:30,366 WELL, THAT IS SWEET. THIS-- 164 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,869 [JINGLING] 165 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,539 Hank: CAN I HELP YOU, GENTLEMEN? 166 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,167 JACKPOT. 167 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,461 ASIDE FROM THE DOCKLANDS AND UTILITY, 168 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:44,338 WHO ELSE HAS ACCESS TO THIS SITE, 169 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,549 AND DO YOU RECEIVE NOTIFICATION-- 170 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,384 WHOA, FRIEND, I WAS ASKING NICELY 171 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,802 FOR YOU TO IDENTIFY YOURSELVES. 172 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,262 THIS IS MY JURISDICTION. 173 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,597 SPECIAL AGENT JERRY ERICKSON. 174 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:53,931 THIS IS AGENT COMPTON. CUNNINGHAM. 175 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,058 CUNNINGHAM. WE'RE FROM HOMELAND SECURITY, 176 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,602 ASYMMETRIC THREATS DIVISION. 177 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,103 WE'RE INTERESTED IN SOME MATERIAL THAT MAY HAVE BEEN 178 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,605 DEPOSITED HERE LAST NIGHT. 179 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,523 WELL, THE ONLY MATERIAL WE'VE HAD HERE TODAY 180 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:05,193 WAS A WHITE-HAIRED OLD VAGRANT WITH A SKULL FRACTURE 181 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:07,111 WHO'S SNOOZING DOWN AT THE MEDICAL CENTER. 182 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,906 COUPLE LOCAL KIDS FOUND HIM. 183 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:13,201 SO YOU SAY SOME LOCAL KIDS FOUND 184 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:16,454 AN OLD MAN HERE THIS MORNING? 185 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,289 THAT'S RIGHT. 186 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,541 WELL, THESE DOCKS MAY BE YOUR JURISDICTION, 187 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,460 SHERIFF, BUT THE OLD MAN AT THE HOSPITAL, 188 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,171 HE BELONGS TO ME. 189 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,131 AND ME. 190 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,508 US. TO US. TO ME. 191 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:29,884 YOU MOSTLY. 192 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,219 YOU'D LIKE TO SEE HIM, I GATHER. 193 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,845 OH, YES. WE'D LIKE TO SEE HIM. 194 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,096 FOLLOW ME. 195 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:36,807 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 196 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,226 WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME HEADQUARTERS. 197 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:40,019 GET US SOMETHING CLOSE TO MOONBUCK'S COFFEE. 198 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,687 HOW CLOSE? 199 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,941 DEPENDS. HOW FAR DO YOU WANT TO HAVE TO RUN TO GET ME COFFEE? 200 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:52,698 UH, HEY... 201 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,409 AGENT ERICKSON? 202 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:56,577 NURSE JOHNSON. 203 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,704 OH, HANK, YOU'RE BACK SO SOON. 204 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:01,165 THESE ARE SPECIAL AGENTS ERICKSON AND CALLAHAN. 205 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,500 CAMERON-- UH, CUNNINGHAM. 206 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,918 OK, CUNNING-- YEAH. 207 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,753 THEY WANTED TO SEE YOUR JOHN DOE FROM THE DOCKS. 208 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,005 OK. RIGHT THIS WAY. LET ME SHOW YOU. 209 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,882 THAT'S FINE. I'M A BIG BOY. 210 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:10,967 I CAN HANDLE IT. THANKS VERY MUCH. 211 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:13,427 COME ON. LET'S GO. 212 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:17,098 OH, I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY 213 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,308 FOR A LONG TIME. 214 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,310 WHO ARE THEY? 215 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,646 I HAD MILDRED CHECK THEM OUT. THEY'RE LEGIT. 216 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,481 FINALLY, THE TRUTH ISN'T OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, 217 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:28,734 BUT IT'S RIGHT HERE. 218 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,737 COME ON, OLD MAN. RISE AND SHINE. LET'S GO. HEY. 219 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:34,615 EXCUSE ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 220 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,785 I'M TRYING TO CONDUCT AN INTERROGATION. 221 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,997 ANY INTERFERENCE MAY CONSTITUTE A FEDERAL CRIME. 222 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:43,874 THIS MAN IS IN A COMA. HE'S SUFFERED A SKULL FRACTURE. 223 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,835 YOU NEED TO LEAVE HERE NOW. 224 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,962 COMA, HUH? 225 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,547 WELL, THIS IS MY CARD. 226 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,674 YOU CALL ME THE SECOND HE WAKES UP. 227 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,010 THANK YOU, HMM, NURSE JOHNSON. 228 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,973 WOULD YOU-- WITH ME, PLEASE. 229 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,684 Cunningham: YEAH. 230 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,054 MOMMY, IS SANTA CLAUS GONNA GET BETTER 231 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,639 IN TIME TO DO HIS JOB ON CHRISTMAS? 232 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,267 OH, SANTA IS SAFE AND SOUND IN THE NORTH POLE, 233 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,768 AND YOU AND DANIEL ARE GONNA HAVE 234 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,770 ALL YOUR PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS MORNING. 235 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,230 DO YOU WONDER WHAT YOU'RE GETTING THIS YEAR? 236 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,483 I TOLD YOU, MY DOLL KATIE NEEDS A MOTORCYCLE. 237 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,987 I LOOKED INTO IT, AND LIVE WORLD DOES NOT MAKE MOTORCYCLES FOR THE DOLLS. 238 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,488 I KNOW THEY DON'T. 239 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,574 THAT'S WHY IT HAS TO BE A PRESENT FROM SANTA. 240 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,786 ALL RIGHT. I THINK WE'RE DONE. 241 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,219 OH, MISTLETOE. 242 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,847 OH, GOOD AFTERNOON. 243 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,183 GOOD AFTERNOON. 244 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,226 HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY? 245 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:53,105 OH, UH, SERVICEABLE. 246 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:57,943 I SEEM TO RECALL TWO MOST SOLICITOUS CHILDREN. 247 00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,945 OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 248 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,406 MY NAME IS JOANNA. I'M YOUR NURSE. 249 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,074 MAY I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS? 250 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,743 YEAH, BY ALL MEANS. 251 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,077 CAN YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME? 252 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,498 AROUND HERE, SANTA CLAUS. 253 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,958 THE SANTA CLAUS? I'M SORRY. 254 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,961 I COULD CONCOCT SOMETHING THAT WAS EASIER TO SWALLOW, 255 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:20,758 BUT AS A MATTER OF POLICY, I NEVER INTENTIONALLY LIE, 256 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,927 BUT IF YOU LIKE, YOU CAN CALL ME NICK. 257 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,130 MORNING, BOSS! 258 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,095 [VACUUM STOPS] 259 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,430 THANKS FOR FINDING US SUCH A DUMP. 260 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,182 YOU'RE WELCOME. 261 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,269 PUT THIS IN THE SAFE. 262 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,062 HEY, WHAT ARE THOSE? 263 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,649 THIS ARE STILLS FROM THE MISSILE NOSE FOOTAGE OF THE SHOOT-DOWN. 264 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,360 HEY, THAT'S OUR JOHN DOE. 265 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,320 THAT'S RIGHT. 266 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,906 WHAT, HE'S SANTA CLAUS? 267 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,701 WHAT, DID YOU WIN YOUR SPECIAL AGENT BADGE IN A RAFFLE? 268 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,412 THIS IS THE HUMAN ELEMENT OF THE INTRUDER NETWORK, 269 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,874 AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL NEXUS BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION. 270 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:38,043 ALIENS? 271 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,880 SLIGHT STATURE, FINE FEATURES, POINTY EARS, HMM? 272 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,257 RING ANY BELLS? 273 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,259 KIND OF LOOKS LIKE AN ELF. 274 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:49,263 THIS IS THE ENEMY. SMARTEN UP. 275 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,599 THIS ISN'T A FAIRY TALE. 276 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,476 HERE'S YOUR SAINT NICK 277 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,395 WITH ONE OF HIS INTRUDER BUDDIES AT THE CONGOLESE BORDER 278 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,188 WITH A LOAD OF PURE MANGANESE. 279 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,482 THERE HE IS AGAIN IN KAZAKHSTAN 280 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,985 WITH A SHIPMENT OF HIGHLY REFINED ALUMINUM. 281 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,237 AGAIN, AGAIN, AND AGAIN AND AGAIN OVER THE YEARS, 282 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,865 THESE SHIPMENTS JUST DISAPPEAR OFF THE WORLD MARKET, 283 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,952 AND WHEN THEY DO, SCORES OF UFO REPORTS, ALWAYS TRAVELING NORTH. 284 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,246 WE TRACK THEM ACROSS THE ARCTIC CIRCLE, 285 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:18,125 THE NORTH POLE, AND THEN THEY VANISH. 286 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:21,921 I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE CAREER CHASING THEM, 287 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,924 AND NOW FINALLY, THIS TIME, 288 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,676 WE HAVE THE HUMAN KEY TO THE INTRUDER NETWORK 289 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:31,055 WITHIN MY GRASP. 290 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,224 YEAH. HA HA! 291 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,102 UH... 292 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,687 WHERE'S THE PHONES? 293 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,481 THE-- 294 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,232 DID YOU GET THE PHONES? 295 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,360 I TOLD YOU TO GET THE PHONES, DIDN'T I? 296 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:47,071 I DID. DO YOU NEED ONE NOW? 297 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,407 BUT AS I AM FEELING QUITE RECUPERATED, 298 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,951 I MUST BE ON MY WAY. 299 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,286 OH, NO, NO. WE CANNOT DISCHARGE YOU. 300 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,330 YOU HAVE A SKULL FRACTURE. 301 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,706 YOU MAY BE HERE QUITE SOME TIME. 302 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,793 I THINK IF YOU RE-EXAMINE MY HEAD, 303 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,544 YOU'LL FIND I'M RATHER HEALED. 304 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,339 IN THE MEANTIME, WERE ANY OF MY BELONGINGS 305 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,591 COLLECTED WHEN I WAS BROUGHT IN? 306 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,345 OH, RIGHT. HERE YOU GO. 307 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,806 OH, THANK YOU. 308 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:18,268 OH, HEH. PHEW. HA! 309 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,020 [JINGLING] 310 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:26,735 OH. PRANCER, DANCER, DONNER, 311 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,154 VIXEN, AND COMET. 312 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,288 SHOULDN'T WE BE UNDERCOVER? WHAT? 313 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,208 HE KNOWS WHO WE ARE. WHY-- 314 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,628 YOU KNOW, IT'S PROFESSIONAL COURTESY 315 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,255 TO INFORM LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT 316 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,215 THE NATURE OF A SUSPECT'S ALLEGED CRIMES. 317 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,425 MIGHT MAKE LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT 318 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,343 MORE INCLINED TO ASSIST YOU BOYS. 319 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,972 WELL, YOU ASSUME, SHERIFF, THAT WE'RE INTERESTED IN YOUR ASSISTANCE. 320 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,016 I LIKE HIS UNIFORM. 321 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,073 AVAST YOU, SCURVY DOGS, 322 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:17,286 AND PREPARED THE FACE THE WRATH OF MAD CAPTAIN DAN. 323 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,246 BELAY THAT CUTLASS, BILGE RAT, 324 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,666 OR TASTE THE STEEL OF SOPHIA THE BLOODY COURSER. 325 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,299 YOU MISSED TRIMMING THE TREE. 326 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,341 I KNOW. 327 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,801 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. 328 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,387 MOM AND I GOT THE WHOLE PLACE READY FOR SANTA. 329 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,222 SOPHIA, THERE'S NO SANTA CLAUS. 330 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,059 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE SAVED HIS LIFE. 331 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,979 THAT GUY AT THE HOSPITAL IS JUST AN OLD MAN WITH WHITE HAIR. 332 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,440 WANT TO PLAY PETER PAN? I CAN BE CAPTAIN HOOK. 333 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,656 DAD WAS CAPTAIN HOOK. 334 00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:00,412 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 335 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:03,749 HI, MOM. WHAT? 336 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:07,086 THE MAN WOKE UP. COME ON. 337 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,508 NICK, THIS IS DANIEL AND SOPHIA. 338 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,384 THEY'RE THE PAIR WHO FOUND YOU YESTERDAY, 339 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,345 AND THEY HAPPEN TO BELONG TO ME. 340 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,807 WELL, AT LAST, MY HEROES. 341 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,433 HOW DO YOU DO? 342 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,311 VERY NICELY, THANKS TO YOU. 343 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,646 I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE OK. 344 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,147 Joanna: ALL RIGHT. NOT TOO LONG, GUYS. 345 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,357 MR. NICK NEEDS HIS REST. 346 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,487 FIRST, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE. 347 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,323 I MUST'VE GIVEN YOU TWO A BIT OF A FRIGHT, HUH? 348 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,741 YOU SAID IT. 349 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,369 I WAS WORRIED THERE'D BE NO CHRISTMAS AT ALL. 350 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,454 YOU ARE SANTA CLAUS, RIGHT? 351 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,039 SOPHIA! 352 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:47,209 OH, I WOULD BE LYING IF I SAID I WASN'T. 353 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,878 I KNEW IT. DANIEL DOESN'T BELIEVE. 354 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,005 HE SAYS THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS. 355 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,299 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. IT IS? 356 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:57,010 I DON'T KEEP A LIST OF CHILDREN WHO BELIEVE IN ME, 357 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,096 JUST WHO'S NAUGHTY AND WHO'S NICE. 358 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,265 ARE YOU GONNA ASK US WHAT WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? 359 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,474 MOM ALREADY GOT OUR PRESENTS. 360 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,476 THEY'RE IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR. 361 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:08,063 WELL, FIRST, I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU TWO A BIT BETTER. 362 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,649 TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? 363 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,985 WELL, BACK WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, 364 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,237 I WANTED TO BE A NURSE LIKE MOM, 365 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,866 BUT NOW I'M OLDER, I THINK MY NATURAL TALENTS LIE ELSEWHERE. 366 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,118 I WANT TO BE A MOTORCYCLE COP. 367 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,329 EXCELLENT. AND DANIEL? 368 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,415 A REGULAR JOB, I GUESS. 369 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,835 LIKE A BANKER OR A LAWYER. 370 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,503 YEAH. SURE. 371 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,338 THAT'S NOT TRUE, DANIEL. DON'T LIE TO SANTA. 372 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,464 I'M NOT. 373 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,049 HE WANTS TO BE SOMETHING EXCITING, 374 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,551 LIKE A KNIGHT OR A PIRATE. 375 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,596 NO. THOSE ARE JUST DUMB KID THINGS, OK? 376 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:44,391 OH...LIKE SANTA CLAUS. 377 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,602 WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? 378 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:51,190 OH, LOTS OF THINGS, BUT MAINLY... 379 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:55,277 A MOTORCYCLE COP! 380 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,946 ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME TO LET NICK TAKE A REST. 381 00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,365 SO, DANIEL, TAKE SOPHIA HOME, AND I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 382 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,450 OK, MOM. BYE, MOM. 383 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,827 BYE-BYE. BYE. BYE. 384 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,833 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WAIT A SECOND... 385 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,585 HI. 386 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,921 ARE YOU THE TWO THAT FOUND 387 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,048 THE OLD MAN LAST NIGHT, HMM? 388 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,549 YEAH. 389 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,843 DID YOU FIND ANY DEBRIS OR ANY STRANGE EQUIPMENT? 390 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,345 NO. NO, NO, NO. HEY, HEY, NO, NO, NO. 391 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,387 GET YOUR HANDS OFF. 392 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:23,889 JUST LET HER ANSWER ME. 393 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,267 HEY! HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF THEM! 394 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,102 NURSE JOHNSON, WAS I NOT CLEAR 395 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,563 ON THE IMPORTANCE OF ASSISTING IN THIS INVESTIGATION? 396 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,315 ARE THESE YOUR CHILDREN? YES. 397 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,025 WELL, YOU DIDN'T CALL ME WHEN JOHN DOE WOKE UP, 398 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,402 AND YOU ALSO NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT THESE TWO CHILDREN, 399 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:40,530 YOUR CHILDREN, WERE THE ONES WHO FOUND HIM. 400 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,074 IF YOU EVER TOUCH MY KIDS AGAIN, 401 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,784 IT'LL BE THE LAST MISTAKE YOU EVER MAKE. 402 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:47,037 OH, WELL, THAT IS QUITE A THREAT 403 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,874 COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO CAN JUST DISAPPEAR WITH A PHONE CALL. 404 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,709 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 405 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:57,631 SO MUCH FOR COUNTING ON HELP FROM THE LOCAL GENTRY, HMM? 406 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,509 COME ON. 407 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,845 DID HE HURT YOU? NO. 408 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,639 I WAS JUST REALLY SCARED. 409 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,058 WELL, JUST GO RIGHT HOME, AND I'LL BE THERE SOON. 410 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,726 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM. 411 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,646 [BEEPING] BYE, MOM. 412 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,283 JOHN DOE. 413 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,994 NICK, IF YOU PLEASE. 414 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:31,331 WELL, YEAH. IT'S BEEN A WHILE, NICK. 415 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,458 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? 416 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,754 ARE YOU ONLY GONNA ASK ME QUESTIONS WHICH YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER, JERRY? 417 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,465 HE KNOWS YOUR NAME. 418 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,301 RIGHT. 419 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:45,220 WELL, NICK, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW 420 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:48,557 YOU DIDN'T COME IN ON ANY FREIGHT TRAIN. 421 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,559 WHAT WERE YOU UP TO THE OTHER NIGHT? 422 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,562 TRANSPORTING GOODS HOME TO WORK IN THE TOY SHOP. 423 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,147 TOY SHOP? 424 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,607 IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT NOW? 425 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,109 WELL, WE'LL SEE HOW FUNNY YOU ARE 426 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,111 ONCE WE'RE THROUGH WITH YOU. 427 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,489 HMM, VEILED THREATS, JERRY. 428 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,116 HOW UNBECOMING. 429 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,659 AH, GOOD POINT. 430 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:11,079 NEXT TIME I MAKE A THREAT, YOU'LL KNOW IT. 431 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,664 YEAH. YEAH. 432 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,334 NO. I'M FINE. OK. 433 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,002 Joanna: THERE'S ALMOST NOTHING THERE. 434 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,503 UH-HUH. 435 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,548 THERE'S SOME TRAUMA, BUT IT MUST BE AN OLD INJURY. 436 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:25,969 NO FRACTURE, AT LEAST NOT ANYMORE. 437 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,473 I MEAN, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A HAIR OR SOMETHING ON THE ORIGINAL FILM. 438 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,475 SKULL FRACTURE DOESN'T HEAL IN A DAY. 439 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,269 DEFINITELY NOT. 440 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:37,022 OK. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 441 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,358 I KNOW YOU DO. YEAH. 442 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:42,152 YOU JUST REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. 443 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,654 DO YOU REMEMBER LEIPZIG 1998? 444 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,365 WAIT. YOU GUYS WERE THERE FOR THE LIEPZIG AFFAIR? 445 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,367 LEIPZIG. LIEPZIG. 446 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:51,912 LEIPZIG, AND IT WAS A MERE DISTRACTION 447 00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:54,664 FROM A ROUTINE TRIP FOR MINIATURIZED CIRCUITS. 448 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,834 NO. IT WAS A DISASTER THAT NEARLY DESTROYED MY CAREER 449 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,545 AND ALMOST GOT SEVERAL FINE AGENTS KILLED. 450 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,214 WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, NICK, HMM? 451 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:05,258 WHERE'S THE SECRET AIRCRAFT? DID THEY ABANDON YOU? 452 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:10,389 WELL, THE SLEIGH RETURNED AUTOMATICALLY TO THE NORTH POLE. 453 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,641 AS I AM NOT AT THE MOMENT ABLE TO SUMMON IT, 454 00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:16,311 AN OPERATION TO RETRIEVE ME HAS BEGUN. 455 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,980 OH, THAT'S PERFECT. THAT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR. 456 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:22,109 Joanna: GREAT NEWS, NICK. YOU DON'T HAVE A FULL FRACTURE. 457 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:24,236 THERE MUST'VE BEEN SOMETHING FUNNY WITH THOSE FIRST X-RAYS, 458 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,779 BUT PHYSICALLY, YOU'RE OK. 459 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,364 WELL, HOORAY. HA HA! 460 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,408 SO WE'LL KEEP YOU HERE ONE MORE NIGHT FOR OBSERVATION, 461 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:31,284 BUT YOU'RE FREE TO GO TOMORROW. 462 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:35,122 Erickson: WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS, NICK, BUT DON'T LEAVE TOWN. 463 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:39,376 OTHERWISE, I'LL ARREST YOU AND PUT YOU IN A HOLE SO DEEP 464 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:43,630 NO POINTY-EARED LITTLE FREAK WILL EVER FIND YOU, ALL RIGHT? 465 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,966 SO... CUNNINGHAM. 466 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:47,759 NO. I KNOW YOUR NAME. JUST COME WITH ME. 467 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:48,844 OH, SO-- 468 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,765 WHY DON'T WE JUST ARREST HIM NOW? 469 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,100 I WANT THEIR CRAFT. 470 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,351 I WANT THE NONHUMAN ENTITIES. 471 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:57,853 WE'RE AFTER THE WHOLE INTRUDER NETWORK. 472 00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:00,397 HE'S NOT JUST THE PRIZE. HE'S ALSO THE BAIT. 473 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,776 Joanna: I MAY NOT HAVE TIME TO DO MY HONEY HAM THIS CHRISTMAS. 474 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,862 DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS WOULD BE OK WITH JUST TURKEY? 475 00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:10,782 TURKEY SOUNDS FINE. 476 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,243 IS SHERIFF HANK COMING THIS YEAR? 477 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:17,122 I INVITED HIM. WE'LL SEE. 478 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,876 WHY DID HE STOP HAVING DINNER WITH US AFTER DAD LEFT? 479 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:25,464 YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY KIDS IN TOWN WHO WANT SHERIFF HANK TO COME OVER FOR CHRISTMAS? 480 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,631 HE'LL MAKE IT IF HE CAN. 481 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:29,593 HOW'S SANTA-- I MEAN, MR. NICK? 482 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:30,844 HE'S MUCH BETTER. 483 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,721 I THINK HE CAN BE DISCHARGED TOMORROW. 484 00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,306 PHEW, THAT'S A RELIEF. 485 00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:37,809 NOW HE CAN GO HOME AND MAKE THE TOYS. 486 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:41,313 HMM. 487 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:42,564 NICK? 488 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:44,524 THE KIDS WANTED TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 489 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,609 IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 490 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,861 OH, I INSIST. 491 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,988 OK. I'M GONNA CHECK ON A PATIENT, AND I'LL BE BACK. 492 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:53,742 OH, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR BOTH OF YOU. 493 00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:56,912 NOW, THESE ARE NOT YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. 494 00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:59,206 IT'S JUST SOMETHING TO SAY THANK YOU 495 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:03,585 FOR BEING SUCH GOOD KIDS AND HELPING ME OUT. 496 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,504 THERE WE ARE, SOPHIA. 497 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,589 WOW. HA HA HA! 498 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,466 YOU LIKE THEM? HUH? 499 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,551 IT'S A MOTORCYCLE FOR MY DOLL KATIE. 500 00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:14,554 YEAH. THANKS. 501 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,640 WHERE'D YOU GET THESE? 502 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,934 OH, I MADE THEM, OF COURSE. 503 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,310 WITH WHAT? 504 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,728 OH, THIS AND THAT, 505 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,730 THINGS THAT WERE BEING DISCARDED. 506 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,814 HOW? 507 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:28,860 NURSE JOHNSON, IT'S WHAT I DO. 508 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,737 ALL RIGHT, KIDS. 509 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,490 WE HAVE TO GET YOU HOME SO WE CAN FINISH GETTING NICK OUT OF HERE. 510 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:37,369 DID YOU THANK HIM? 511 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,958 MR. NICK, WILL YOU BE BACK IN THE NORTH POLE TODAY? 512 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:47,671 WELL, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T REALLY SAY. 513 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,756 WHERE WILL YOU STAY IF NOT? 514 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,092 UH... 515 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,817 YOU KNOW, JOANNA, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH 516 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,944 FOR YOUR UNCOMMON HOSPITALITY. 517 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,738 OH, HUSH. 518 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:17,617 SO, THERE'S A GARAGE OVER THERE. 519 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,495 IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT IT'S CLEAN AND COZY. 520 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,789 OF COURSE, YOU'LL EAT WITH US, 521 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,625 AND IT'S JUST TEMPORARY, JUST UNTIL YOU GET 522 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,043 THOSE AGENTS OFF YOUR BACK 523 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,378 TILL BEFORE THE NEW YEAR. 524 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,171 WELL, CHRISTMAS EVE. 525 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:31,881 THE ELVES WILL SEE TO THAT. 526 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,884 NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT 527 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,469 FOR THOSE INTRUDERS TO FIND HIM. 528 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:37,971 IN THE MEANTIME, LET'S SET UP SURVEILLANCE. 529 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,015 I WANT AN AIRTIGHT CASE AGAINST THIS JOHN DOE 530 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:41,683 AND HIS ALIEN COMRADES. 531 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,852 NO. "COMRADES," ONE "M." 532 00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:45,353 IT'S RUSSIAN. IS NOT. 533 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,354 IS TOO. IS NOT. 534 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:47,355 IS TOO. IS NOT. 535 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,356 IS TOO. IS NOT. 536 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:49,357 IT IS. IS NOT. 537 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:50,400 MOST CERTAINLY IS. IT IS NOT. 538 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,986 JUST WRITE THIS. 539 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,238 RUSSIAN. IT'S NOT RUSSIAN. 540 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,448 IT IS. 541 00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,742 IT'S NOT RUSSIAN. 542 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,291 Joanna: IT'S OVER HERE. 543 00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:14,758 OH, EXCELLENT. 544 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:17,677 SO HERE ARE SOME CLOTHES FROM THE MEDICAL CENTER LOST AND FOUND. 545 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,679 I HAD THE LAUNDRY CLEAN THEM. 546 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,598 OH, MOST THOUGHTFUL. 547 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,600 SO WHY DON'T YOU GET CHANGED 548 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,477 AND COME INSIDE FOR A SNACK? 549 00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,437 OH, DELIGHTED. 550 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,983 THOSE TOYS YOU MADE FOR THE KIDS ARE INCREDIBLE. 551 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,361 Sophia: MOM? 552 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,738 SANTA! HA HA HA! 553 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:39,074 Joanna: MR. NICK IS GONNA STAY WITH US FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 554 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,784 AWESOME. 555 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:44,996 WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER? 556 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,374 I THINK HE'S YOU KNOW WHERE. 557 00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:50,710 THE GHOST FACTORY. ALL RIGHT. 558 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:52,879 I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING IN THE GARDEN. 559 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:58,468 SO, WHAT'S THIS GHOST FACTORY? 560 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,303 A BIG, OLD FACTORY. 561 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,055 DANIEL GOES THERE TO BE BY HIMSELF, 562 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,723 MORE AROUND CHRISTMAS. 563 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,392 WHY AROUND CHRISTMAS? 564 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,893 WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, DADDY WOULD TAKE US 565 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,687 TO THE GHOST FACTORY TO PLAY ALL THE TIME. 566 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:10,855 IT WAS THE BEST FUN EVER. 567 00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:12,941 MOM WOULD COME, TOO, WHEN SHE WAS OFF WORK. 568 00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:16,403 THEN TWO YEARS AGO, DADDY TOOK ME AND DANIEL THERE. 569 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,822 HE HUGGED US AND THEN WALKED AWAY. 570 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:22,367 IT WAS THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 571 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,244 I'M SO SORRY. 572 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,204 I WAS TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND AT THE TIME, 573 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,915 BUT DANIEL THINKS IT'S HIS FAULT DAD LEFT. 574 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,834 I SAY THAT'S JUST SILLY. 575 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:35,672 WELL, NO ONE'S TRUE FEELINGS ARE EVER SILLY, 576 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:39,217 BUT YOUR BROTHER HAS NO REASON TO FEEL GUILTY. 577 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,803 DANIEL. 578 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,596 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 579 00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,557 OH, DEAR. 580 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,856 DANIEL? 581 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,733 DANIEL, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 582 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:55,275 NOTHING. 583 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,740 LOOK. IF WE DON'T WANT NICK TO STAY HERE, 584 00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:03,658 THERE ARE OTHER PLACES HE CAN GO. 585 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,827 NO. I LIKE MR. NICK. 586 00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:08,079 WHAT IS IT? 587 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:12,459 WHEN DAD FIRST RAN AWAY, I WISHED SHERIFF HANK 588 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,961 WOULD CATCH HIM AND BRING HIM BACK. 589 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,629 OH, HONEY. 590 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:22,469 NOW SOMETIMES I WISH DAD NEVER COMES BACK. 591 00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:25,889 I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE HIM. 592 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,141 I WANT TO BE LIKE SHERIFF HANK. 593 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,685 OH, DANIEL, 594 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:32,896 ALL YOU HAVE TO BE IS DANIEL, 595 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:35,565 AND I LOVE THAT KID. 596 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:45,742 MR. NICK, ARE ALL THE TOYS READY FOR CHRISTMAS? 597 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:49,287 WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, NO. 598 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,663 NO? 599 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:53,124 THE ELVES, THEY WORK AS HARD AS THEY CAN, 600 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,084 AND I'M NOT BEING IMMODEST WHEN I SAY 601 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:58,922 THERE ISN'T A TOY MAKER ALIVE WHO CAN MATCH UP TO OLD SAINT NICK HERE, 602 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,674 YOU KNOW, AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR CHRISTMAS 603 00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:05,261 IF I DON'T GET BACK INTO THE TOY-MAKING GAME PRETTY SOON. 604 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,597 ALL I NEED IS A COMMODIOUS PLACE TO WORK 605 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,974 AND SOME RAW MATERIALS. 606 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,644 COULD SOMEONE MAYBE SHOW ME THE CENTER OF TOWN? 607 00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:15,438 I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT SUPPLIES I COULD SCARE UP 608 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,607 WITH WORKING HAND, YOU KNOW, 609 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,776 ODD JOBS, THAT SORT OF THING. 610 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,653 WE COULD TAKE HIM TOMORROW. 611 00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:23,696 I CAN TAKE YOU EARLY BEFORE WORK. 612 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:25,657 YOU CAN HAVE BREAKFAST AT MR. RENAUD, 613 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:27,492 BUT YOU'D HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO BED TONIGHT. 614 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,202 OK. YEAH. OK. 615 00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:33,665 ALL RIGHT. 616 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,502 HAVE FUN. 617 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:38,503 WE WILL. 618 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:39,504 BYE. 619 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,505 BYE. 620 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:42,590 BYE, MOMMY. 621 00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:44,801 MADEMOISELLE. 622 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,761 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 623 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,681 JEUNE HOMME. THANK YOU. 624 00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:52,225 QUEL DOMMAGE! 625 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,686 SHARON AND BEAU ARE BOTH OUT SICK. 626 00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:57,772 THERE IS NO CLEAN PLATE OR POT FOR THE LUNCH RUSH. 627 00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:00,775 IT WILL BE A DISASTER. 628 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,903 EXCUSE ME. 629 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,239 YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NO ONE TO DO YOUR DISHES TODAY? 630 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,657 OUI. 631 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:12,412 WELL, I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO HELP, IF I MAY. 632 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:14,622 MERCI BEAUCOUP, BUT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, MY GOOD MAN. 633 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:18,334 OH, BUT I'M AN EXCELLENT DISHWASHER, HUH, 634 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:19,711 AM I NOT, CHILDREN? 635 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:21,629 OH, HE IS, MR. RENAUD. 636 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,965 WELL, I CAN'T PAY YOU, 637 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,758 WELL, NOT MUCH, ANYWAY. 638 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,802 OH, NO MATTER. 639 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:31,139 JUST CONSIDER ME A HELPING HAND. 640 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:33,975 NOW SHOW ME TO THE KITCHEN. 641 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,727 AS YOU WISH. 642 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,650 HERE YOU ARE. 643 00:31:44,193 --> 00:31:46,613 BONNE CHANCE. 644 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,409 [CLATTERING] 645 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:10,720 THERE IS THE PROBLEM? 646 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:14,641 LOOK. IF YOU CANNOT MANAGE IT, IT IS FINE. 647 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,976 I FINISHED. 648 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:22,815 [NICK CHUCKLES] 649 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:38,665 OH, THANK YOU FOR THAT DELICIOUS MEAL. 650 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:40,625 WE MUST BE ON OUR WAY. 651 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,877 NO, NO, NO. I WOULDN'T THINK OF IT, 652 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:46,422 ALTHOUGH I DID SEE SOME ITEMS ON YOUR STOREROOM 653 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,716 THAT LOOKED BOUND FOR DISPOSAL, 654 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:51,594 SOME OLD EGG CRATES, SMALL APPLIANCES, 655 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,262 THAT SORT OF THING. 656 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,056 COULD I HAVE THOSE? 657 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,349 ABSOLUTELY. 658 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,935 OH, WONDERFUL. 659 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,728 I'LL COLLECT THEM WHEN I COME BACK 660 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:03,648 TO CLEAN UP AFTER THE LUNCH RUSH. 661 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,942 WELL, CHILDREN, OFF YOU GO, AND HAVE FUN. 662 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,777 HE'S GOT A BIG DAY OF WORK AHEAD. 663 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:11,531 BYE, MR. RENAUD. BYE, KIDS. 664 00:33:11,572 --> 00:33:12,865 [DOG BARKING] 665 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:38,266 SHH SHH SHH SHH SHH SHH. SHH. 666 00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,309 ALL RIGHT. 667 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,145 [WHIMPERS] 668 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:44,772 [CHUCKLES] 669 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:48,943 COME ON UP. HEY. HA HA HA! 670 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:52,113 YEAH. GOT TO GO. 671 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:56,034 THERE. 672 00:33:56,075 --> 00:34:00,413 GOOD DOG. YEAH. HA HA! 673 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,267 TEST, TESTING. [FEEDBACK] 674 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:06,104 HEY, HEY! AH! IT'S MY-- 675 00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:10,691 LET'S GO. 676 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,404 GOOD NIGHT. 677 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:42,640 IT'S NICE THAT YOU'VE TAKEN HIM IN. 678 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:45,059 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 679 00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:47,728 LISTEN. THOSE AGENTS, THEY'RE SETTING A TRAP FOR HIM. 680 00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:50,022 BE CAREFUL. WHO ARE YOU? 681 00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:52,358 A FRIEND. I'M HERE TO HELP. 682 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,860 I'M GONNA CALL SECURITY. 683 00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:56,946 DON'T. AH, OUR SHERIFF. PERFECT TIMING. 684 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,532 WHAT'S UP? WHERE'D HE GO? 685 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:03,286 WHO? NOBODY, I GUESS. 686 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:04,370 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 687 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:05,913 HOW'S THE NEW HOUSEGUEST? 688 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:09,000 OH, CHARMING, BUT I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT DANIEL. 689 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,085 HE'S BEEN THINKING ABOUT HIS DAD SO MUCH. 690 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,129 YOU CAME UP. HOW SO? 691 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:17,758 IT SEEMS HE THINKS OF YOU AS SOME PERFECT PILLAR OF DEPENDABILITY, 692 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,886 AT LEAST COMPARED TO HIS RUN-OFF DAD. 693 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:23,222 GUILTY AS CHARGED. ANYTHING I CAN DO? 694 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,933 YEAH. SHOW A MORE HUMAN SIDE. 695 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:30,021 COME TO CHRISTMAS DINNER BUT BE, LIKE, 15 MINUTES LATE, 696 00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:32,231 NOT A HALF AN HOUR EARLY LIKE WHEN WE WERE DATING. 697 00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:36,194 COME ON. I WAS JUST A TEENAGE EAGER BEAVER 698 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:38,446 WITH A BRAND-NEW LICENSE TO DRIVE. 699 00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:40,406 SO YOU'LL COME FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER? 700 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,993 I MAY BE ON DUTY. 701 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,120 JOANNA. 702 00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,884 HEY, NICK. 703 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:02,762 HEY, MORNING, SHERIFF. 704 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,347 WHAT'S THAT STUFF YOU GOT THERE? 705 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:07,266 OH, JUST THE WAGES OF SOME GOOD, HONEST WORK. 706 00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:09,852 YOU BEING A MODEL HOUSEGUEST OVER AT NURSE JOHNSON'S? 707 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,229 WELL, TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY. 708 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:13,314 I EXPECT NOTHING LESS. 709 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:14,857 YOU KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN. 710 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,193 THE SHERIFF KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL. 711 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:20,571 PERHAPS. 712 00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:31,249 WELL, GOOD AFTERNOON, YOUNG MAN. 713 00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:34,043 WHERE YOU OFF TO? 714 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:37,171 NO PLACE SPECIAL. UH-HUH. 715 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:40,132 YOU KNOW, I WAS HOPING SOMEONE COULD SHOW ME 716 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:44,512 THE GHOST FACTORY I KEEP HEARING ABOUT, HUH? 717 00:37:44,553 --> 00:37:50,017 DON'T SUPPOSE THAT'S WHERE YOU WERE HEADED. 718 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:52,144 YEAH. SURE. 719 00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:54,397 COME ON. 720 00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:00,194 IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE. OK. 721 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:03,489 Nick: AH, THERE WE GO. 722 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:20,047 Nick: SO THIS IS WHERE YOU COME TO PLAY 723 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:22,133 MAKE-BELIEVE PIRATES, HUH? 724 00:38:22,174 --> 00:38:26,095 NO. I MAKE BELIEVE MY DAD NEVER RAN AWAY 725 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,222 AND WE STILL PLAY TOGETHER. 726 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,515 IT'S SILLY. 727 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:32,268 OH, I WOULDN'T SAY SO. 728 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:37,023 YOU MIND IF I LOOK AROUND? 729 00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:40,151 SURE. 730 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,795 WHOA! 731 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:02,298 HO HO HO! 732 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,636 PERFECT! HA HA! 733 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:16,354 Erickson: OH, THIS IS BORING. 734 00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:20,775 OH, WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 735 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:25,488 OH, IT'S A LITTLE MR. BARNEY FIFE. 736 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,239 AND ALL THIS TO MAKE CHRISTMAS GIFTS. 737 00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:29,867 THAT'S RIGHT. 738 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:32,495 WHAT I WANT THIS CHRISTMAS CAN'T BE MADE OUT OF OLD JUNK. 739 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:34,246 I KNOW. 740 00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:36,707 HEY, LOOK. GIVE ME THE-- GIVE ME THE-- 741 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:39,543 I CAN'T HEAR HIM. 742 00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:41,545 HELLO, JOANNA. 743 00:39:41,587 --> 00:39:43,923 DINNER IS IN AN HOUR. 744 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,925 HEY. HI. LET ME GUESS. 745 00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:48,803 YOU COLLARED HIM FOR SPREADING GOODWILL WITHOUT A PERMIT? 746 00:39:48,844 --> 00:39:51,806 HE'S BEEN CLEANING UP TOWN ALL DAY, LITERALLY. 747 00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:54,892 ALL HE EVER TOOK IN RETURN WAS FOLKS' OLD JUNK. 748 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,560 LEAST I COULD DO WAS GIVE HIM A LIFT. 749 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:57,978 CAN YOU HEAR HIM? 750 00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:00,523 CAN YOU-- PUT THE-- 751 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:02,024 ALL RIGHT. NOW CAN YOU HEAR HIM? 752 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,901 NO. OH! 753 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,736 IT'S BROKEN. 754 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,989 LISTEN. I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU YOU'RE BEING WATCHED NOW, RIGHT? 755 00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:13,077 WHAT, THOSE BARGAIN-BASEMENT DICK TRACY'S PARKED OVER THERE? 756 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,579 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 757 00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:17,164 WELL, BETTER GET THIS TO NICK. 758 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,000 SEE YOU LATER. 759 00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:21,877 CAN'T EXPECT MUCH COOPERATION 760 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:25,923 WITH SHERIFF GOOBER WHEN OUR NET 761 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:27,383 TIGHTENS AROUND THIS LITTLE FAMILY. 762 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,301 YEAH. 763 00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:30,302 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 764 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:31,720 HEY, WHAT'S FUNNY? NOTHING. 765 00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:33,806 YOU ALWAYS LAUGH. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 766 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,391 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO. 767 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,976 THIS IS NATIONAL SECURITY. 768 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,824 Nick: AN ELF NAMED LIONEL AND MYSELF 769 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:53,868 WERE OUT ON THE SLEIGH HOMEBOUND 770 00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:56,871 WITH SACKS OF TEDDY BEAR STUFFING. 771 00:40:56,912 --> 00:41:00,124 WE DIVERTED WEST TO AVOID A BAD NOR'EASTER, 772 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:03,461 BUT ACROSS THE OREGON COAST, WE RAN AFOUL 773 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:05,838 OF AN AIR DEFENSE PICKET. 774 00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:13,053 BEFORE I KNEW IT, AN INTERCEPTOR WAS ON US 775 00:41:13,095 --> 00:41:15,306 LIKE A HUNGRY, HUNGRY WOLF. 776 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:20,769 HE GOT OFF A LUCKY SHOT, AND WE GOT HIT BY A MISSILE. 777 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,065 CLUMSY ME. 778 00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:34,742 NO! SANTA! 779 00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:38,078 Nick: THE LAST THING I REMEMBER, I WAS PLUNGING TOWARDS THE EARTH 780 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,166 WATCHING POOR LIONEL TRYING TO REIN IN THE SLEIGH. 781 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:46,003 I JUST HOPE HE MADE IT HOME ALL RIGHT. 782 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,005 Joanna: NICK... 783 00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:49,798 RIGHT. 784 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,050 [CLEARS THROAT] 785 00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:53,928 AND, OF COURSE, AS FAR AS YOU KIDS KNOW, 786 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:58,766 THAT'S JUST AN EXCITING FAIRY TALE I JUST MADE UP. 787 00:41:58,807 --> 00:42:00,267 Joanna: WELL, IT'S NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE AROUND 788 00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:02,853 WHO CAN TELL A GOOD STORY AGAIN. 789 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:30,339 TIME FOR TOYS. HEH. 790 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,607 HA HA HA! 791 00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:39,617 NOW--HA HA HA! 792 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,623 WELL, WHO'S FOR SUNDAES? 793 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,833 I AM. I AM. 794 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:52,254 OH, MR. RENAUD INVITED US ALL FOR ICE CREAM. 795 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,131 WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN US, JOANNA? 796 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,008 OH, I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO DO AROUND THE HOUSE, 797 00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:57,885 BUT YOU GUYS GO. 798 00:43:57,926 --> 00:44:00,512 OH, WELL, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND LISTENING FOR THE TIMER, 799 00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:03,307 THE PIE WILL BE READY WHEN YOU HEAR THE BELL. 800 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:07,186 OF COURSE. COME ON, THEN, KIDS. LET'S GO. 801 00:44:12,232 --> 00:44:14,693 [SNORING] 802 00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:48,894 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 803 00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:52,314 STAY AWAY. 804 00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:54,900 MA'AM, I JUST WANT TO FINISH OUR CONVERSATION. 805 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,695 I'M WARNING YOU. I'M ARMED, AND I'M CALLING 911. 806 00:44:57,736 --> 00:44:59,446 MA'AM, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. 807 00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:01,699 HI. I NEED POLICE TO COME. 808 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:04,243 I THINK I HAVE A PROWLER. 809 00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:06,203 HI, MILDRED. YEAH. 810 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,163 JUST GET HANK ON THE PHONE. THAT'S FINE. 811 00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:12,710 YOU SEE, THE SLEIGH HOLDS A POWERFUL MAGIC ATTRACTION 812 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:17,214 FOR TOYS OR ANYTHING DESTINED TO BE A TOY. 813 00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:22,386 THAT'S WHY WE CAN CARRY VIRTUALLY ANY AMOUNTS. 814 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:26,890 WOW. WELL, EVERYTHING OK? 815 00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:29,101 EVERYTHING WAS SUPERB. 816 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:30,769 NOW TO FINISH, IF YOU PLEASE, 817 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,938 I COULD REALLY GO FOR A PIECE OF APPLE PIE. 818 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,191 OH, WHY DON'T YOU WAIT ON THE PIE, HANK? 819 00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:39,361 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 820 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,822 OH, I GOT TO TAKE THAT. 821 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,741 EXCUSE ME. 822 00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:45,284 MA'AM, I'M SORRY FOR STARTLING YOU, 823 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:46,827 BUT I MUST SPEAK WITH YOU. 824 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:48,620 YOU STAY BACK. 825 00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:51,123 MY NAME IS MAJOR ALBERT ROSS. 826 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,417 I'M A PILOT WITH THE AIR NATIONAL GUARD. 827 00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:56,420 HANK, I THINK I'M HAVING A HOME INVASION. 828 00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:59,548 YES. I'M SERIOUS. 829 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,925 THE SHERIFF IS ON HIS WAY, 830 00:46:01,967 --> 00:46:04,386 AND I HAVE SCISSORS. 831 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:07,014 MA'AM, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOT DOWN SANTA CLAUS. 832 00:46:07,055 --> 00:46:10,225 I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU FOR HIS SAKE. 833 00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:12,811 HANK, I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 834 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,189 THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME. 835 00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:18,066 ALL RIGHT. COME IF YOU WANT TO COME. SUIT YOURSELF. 836 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:28,494 ALBATROSS? 837 00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:31,205 ISN'T THAT SOME SORT OF BIRD? 838 00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:33,582 WELL, I AM A FLYER, MA'AM. 839 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,001 SANTA CLAUS? YES, MA'AM. 840 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:37,878 OH, SWEET MERCY. 841 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,797 ONLY FOUND OUT WHEN I GOT BACK TO BASE. 842 00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:42,090 THEN THE SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENT ERICKSON PUT ME 843 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:44,885 UNDER ORDERS NOT TO DISCUSS THE MATTER EVER AGAIN. 844 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:47,346 SO YOUR FIRST INSTINCT IS TO FRIGHTEN A COMPLETE STRANGER 845 00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:49,014 AND THEN DISOBEY THOSE ORDERS? 846 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:51,975 MA'AM, THIS AGENT ERICKSON, HE MEANS TO LOCK UP SAINT NICK 847 00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:54,394 IN SOME SECRET GOVERNMENT DUNGEON. 848 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:56,939 NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THIS YEAR, 849 00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:59,191 BUT WHAT I WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING 850 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,735 IS TO GO TO BED AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT I DIDN'T 851 00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:03,862 RUIN CHRISTMAS ON THE WHOLE WORLD. 852 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:09,284 1.8 BILLION TOYS IN ONE NIGHT. 853 00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:12,704 SACRE BLEU, MONSIEUR. C'EST INCROYABLE. 854 00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:15,457 MAYBE YOU SHOULD USE MAGIC. 855 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,709 NO. IMPOSSIBLE. 856 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:20,462 YOU SEE, EVERY YEAR, I'M PROVIDED 857 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,715 JUST ENOUGH MAGIC TO GET THE JOB DONE. 858 00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:26,385 THE REST IS UP TO ME AND MY HELPERS 859 00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:30,389 WORKING, HUH, JUST AS HARD AS WE CAN. 860 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:31,890 WHAT'S HE UP TO IN THERE? 861 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,600 I-- IT'S NOT A QUESTION. 862 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,185 MEETING A MEMBER OF HIS CELL, 863 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:38,480 PROBABLY AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL CONTACT. 864 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:41,358 SUNDAES. THEY SAID THEY WERE MEETING FOR SUNDAES. 865 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,486 THIS IS NOT PLAY TIME. 866 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:46,154 WHAT'S THE HARM IF HE TURNS OUT 867 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:49,950 JUST TO BE SOME OLD GUY WHO LIKES TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY? 868 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:52,911 WE HAD 5 AGENTS IN LEIPZIG. 869 00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,372 INTEL KNEW THE INTRUDERS WOULD BE THERE. 870 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:58,166 WE WANTED THAT FLYING MACHINE. 871 00:47:58,208 --> 00:47:59,585 WE HAD HIM ON THE HANS REICH BRIDGE. 872 00:47:59,626 --> 00:48:01,336 THAT THING DRAGGED 5 TWO-TON TRUCKS 873 00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:04,298 INTO THE FROZEN RIVER WITH ME AND ALL MY MEN. 874 00:48:04,339 --> 00:48:06,174 WE WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL. 875 00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,594 THE NEXT DAY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM QUIT, EXCEPT FOR ME. 876 00:48:08,635 --> 00:48:11,722 I STAYED, A LAUGHINGSTOCK. 877 00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:14,308 THAT OLD GUY DID NOT MAKE ME HAPPY. 878 00:48:14,349 --> 00:48:17,269 THAT OLD GUY RUINED MY CAREER. 879 00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:18,353 DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ME HAPPY? 880 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,771 I-- THAT'S NOT A QUESTION. 881 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:21,773 YOU WANT TO MAKE ME HAPPY, AGENT CUNNINGHAM, 882 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,525 YOU WANT TO NAIL THIS GUY, THEN DIG DEEP 883 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:24,818 AND FIND THAT KILLER INSTINCT. 884 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,111 CAN YOU DO THAT? I THINK-- 885 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,696 IT'S NOT A QUESTION. CAN YOU DO IT? I-- 886 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:30,115 I'LL STEP IN WHEN THOSE AGENTS MAKE THEIR MOVE, 887 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:31,742 BUT IT'D SURE HELP IF YOU WERE IN SANTA'S CORNER. 888 00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:32,910 THIS IS GREAT. YEAH. 889 00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:34,828 ALL WE NEED NOW IS THE EASTER BUNNY. 890 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:36,246 OH, WAIT. THE ELVES SHOULD BE HERE SOON. 891 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:37,998 ELVES? YEAH. 892 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,584 HE SAYS THE ELVES ARE COMING FROM THE NORTH POLE TO GET HIM. 893 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:42,294 OF COURSE. OF COURSE? 894 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:45,213 AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THE WHOLE COUNTY? 895 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,549 Hank: JOANNE! JOANNE! 896 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:48,967 THIS IS THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT. 897 00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,636 OPEN THE DOOR, OR I WILL FORCE IT OPEN. 898 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:52,346 Joanna: HANK! HANK! 899 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:57,184 HANK, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, CALM DOWN. 900 00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:58,518 WHERE WERE YOU? 901 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,604 I WAS WRAPPING THE KIDS' PRESENTS. 902 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:03,565 OH. EVERYTHING OK? 903 00:49:05,525 --> 00:49:08,195 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A HOME INVASION? 904 00:49:08,236 --> 00:49:10,280 [BEEPING] WHAT'S THAT? 905 00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:12,866 THAT'S THE PIE. THIS APPLE PIE IS READY. 906 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:14,451 PIE? YEAH. 907 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:16,453 NICK MADE SOME APPLE PIE. 908 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,664 NICK, HUH? 909 00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:20,749 DO YOU WANT A PIECE? 910 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:23,335 SURE. OK. 911 00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:33,428 Sophia: ARE YOU DONE MAKING THE TOYS? 912 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:34,846 OH, NOT YET. 913 00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:37,099 WELL, ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO FINISH? 914 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,519 WELL, AS LONG AS I CAN COUNT ON MY HELPERS. 915 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,230 LOOKS LIKE YOUR HELPERS LET YOU DOWN. 916 00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:44,940 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 917 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,818 WELL, WHERE ARE THEY? 918 00:49:47,859 --> 00:49:51,530 WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET SOME OF THEM 919 00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:53,198 WHERE WE MAKE THE TOYS? 920 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,950 YEAH, YEAH! 921 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:57,077 HA HA HA! 922 00:49:57,119 --> 00:50:00,580 SO THIS IS WHERE HE SNEAKS OFF TO. 923 00:50:00,622 --> 00:50:02,416 SHOULD WE GO AFTER HIM? 924 00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:04,042 NO. THAT'S A WASTE OF TIME. NO. 925 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:06,503 JUST GIVE ME THAT. NOW LOOK. 926 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:09,923 YEAH, BUT I WANT A SATELLITE IN HI-RES OF THIS WHOLE-- 927 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:12,259 GIVE ME THESE. GIVE ME THESE. 928 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:15,679 COME HERE. JUST GIVE THEM TO ME. 929 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:18,223 I-- 930 00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:20,976 OUR LITTLE NOOSE TIGHTENS. 931 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,436 WHAT--THESE ARE FILTHY. 932 00:50:22,477 --> 00:50:23,562 OH. 933 00:50:23,603 --> 00:50:24,688 THERE'S EGG ALL OVER THE-- YES. 934 00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:25,939 WHAT, YOU EATING WITH THESE THINGS? 935 00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:27,774 BREAKFAST. 936 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:29,609 WHEN YOU'RE EATING, PUT THESE-- 937 00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:31,278 THERE'S COVERS. YOU PUT COVERS ON THESE THINGS. 938 00:50:31,319 --> 00:50:33,447 THIS IS GOVERNMENT ISSUE, ALL RIGHT? 939 00:50:33,488 --> 00:50:34,698 MOVE YOUR HEAD. 940 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:36,241 MOVE YOU HEAD THE OTHER WAY. 941 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:37,701 I CAN'T SEE. JUST MOVE YOUR HEAD. 942 00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:40,287 PUT YOUR HEAD BACK. BACK, GO BACK. 943 00:50:40,328 --> 00:50:42,456 AAH! OH! 944 00:50:42,497 --> 00:50:45,751 THAT'S NO TOY SHOP. THIS IS THE GHOST FACTORY. 945 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,503 WELL, SHALL WE GO INSIDE? 946 00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,422 OK. 947 00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:07,856 WHOA, THIS IS AWESOME. 948 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:10,567 LOOK AT THE LITTLE HORSE, DANIEL. WHOA. 949 00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:13,695 ROBOTS? WOW. HA HA! 950 00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:15,197 AW, SWEET. 951 00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:17,449 I STILL DON'T SEE ANY HELPERS. 952 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:21,286 OH. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY HELPERS TODAY, HUH? 953 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:23,872 YEAH. HA HA HA! 954 00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:54,653 HA HA HA! 955 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:57,697 [YAPPING] 956 00:51:57,739 --> 00:51:58,865 [ALL LAUGHING] 957 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,453 WHOA. 958 00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:20,679 Robot: HERE. LET ME SCAN THAT. 959 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,722 THIS IS WHERE HE LANDED. 960 00:52:22,764 --> 00:52:25,767 THIRD LOG KICKING IN. 961 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:27,602 WELL, HE ISN'T HERE NOW. 962 00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:30,147 TRACKING. 963 00:52:30,188 --> 00:52:32,732 OBVIOUSLY, HE'S BEEN MOVED, PROBABLY CAPTURED. 964 00:52:32,774 --> 00:52:34,776 TRACKING. 965 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:37,195 SO NOW WHAT? 966 00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:38,613 GOT IT. 967 00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:45,537 WHICH DIRECTION? HE'S SHOWING TWO. 968 00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:51,293 THIS ONE. 969 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,142 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 970 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:10,854 OH, JOANNA, COME IN. COME IN. 971 00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,689 OH! OW! 972 00:53:12,731 --> 00:53:14,774 GOD, YOU HIT ME. WE'RE ON. 973 00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,443 WHAT? 974 00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:20,030 I CAN'T HEAR IT. WHAT? 975 00:53:20,071 --> 00:53:22,532 GIVE ME THAT THING-- 976 00:53:23,742 --> 00:53:25,911 Joanna: OH, YOU WERE UP ALL NIGHT AGAIN. 977 00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:29,247 Nick: OH, MAKING TOYS. 978 00:53:29,289 --> 00:53:31,541 WE ALMOST NEVER SLEEP IN DECEMBER. 979 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,335 WE? 980 00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:35,503 OH, MYSELF, MRS. CLAUS, 981 00:53:35,545 --> 00:53:37,464 THE ELVES, THE WHOLE OPERATION. 982 00:53:37,505 --> 00:53:39,257 THIS IS IT. 983 00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:40,842 Joanna: DO YOU STILL THINK SOMEONE 984 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:42,677 IS GONNA COME AND GET YOU AND TAKE YOU HOME? 985 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,679 OH, STANDARD PROCEDURE. 986 00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:47,349 THIS SORT OF THING HAS HAPPENED BEFORE, YOU KNOW? 987 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:50,101 BEAR IN MIND, THEY HAVE A LONG JOURNEY. 988 00:53:50,143 --> 00:53:52,771 WITHOUT ME TO DRIVE THE SLEIGH, 989 00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:54,898 THEY'LL HAVE TO RESORT TO ALTERNATIVE MEANS. 990 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,942 DID WE GET ALL THAT? 991 00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:58,735 SOUNDS LIKE OUR INTRUDERS ARE STILL ON THEIR WAY. 992 00:53:58,777 --> 00:53:59,861 I WANT TO GET WHATEVER IT IS HE'S BUILDING. 993 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,613 WE MAY NEED A HAZMAT TEAM. 994 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,573 Joanna: WELL, I'M GOING TO WORK. 995 00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:06,284 I CAN'T TAKE YOU TO THE NORTH POLE, BUT I CAN TAKE YOU AS FAR AS TOWN. 996 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:08,411 DO YOU WANT A LIFT? 997 00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:09,996 SHERIFF HANK IS COLLECTING ME. 998 00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:12,290 I'M DOING SOME ODD JOBS AT THE STATION 999 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:15,710 IN RETURN FOR SOME SCANNERS AND WALKIE-TALKIES. 1000 00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:18,338 YEAH. YOU SURE GO THROUGH A LOT OF JUNK 1001 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:22,759 MAKING THESE TOYS, WHEREVER THEY ARE. 1002 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:27,931 WELL, THE TOYS ARE THE EASY GIFTS. 1003 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,557 WHAT ARE THE HARD ONES? 1004 00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:33,561 LOVE, WONDER. THOSE ARE TRICKY. 1005 00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:36,690 TELL ME, JOANNA, 1006 00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:40,777 WHY DO YOU NEVER WISH FOR ANYTHING AT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE? 1007 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:44,781 I NOTICED THE YEAR YOUR HUSBAND LEFT YOU, 1008 00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:47,534 YOU DIDN'T WISH FOR HIM BACK. 1009 00:54:47,575 --> 00:54:50,495 OH, I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. 1010 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:52,914 WELL, SOMETIMES I'M TEMPTED TO WISH IT WASN'T, 1011 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:55,750 BUT WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHAT WE WISH FOR, 1012 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,961 ESPECIALLY AROUND CHRISTMASTIME. 1013 00:54:58,003 --> 00:54:59,379 WE JUST MIGHT GET IT. 1014 00:54:59,421 --> 00:55:01,965 WELL, I'M LATE FOR WORK. 1015 00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:09,597 OH, SO HE'S NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT TOYS, IS HE? 1016 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,725 YOU SERIOUS? 1017 00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:31,494 Erickson: OK. 1018 00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:34,289 OH, IT'S OFFICER-- 1019 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,916 LITTLE POLICEMAN IS HERE. 1020 00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:42,922 GOT SOME GUM? YEAH. 1021 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:47,677 WHAT'S HE DOING? 1022 00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:48,887 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 1023 00:55:48,928 --> 00:55:50,138 WHAT'S HE DOING? 1024 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:57,771 OH, GOOD MORNING, SHERIFF. HEY, NICK. 1025 00:55:57,812 --> 00:56:01,566 SO, HOW WAS MY APPLE PIE? 1026 00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:05,153 SHE TELL YOU I WAS HERE? NO, HANK. 1027 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:08,406 UH-HUH. OH, A LITTLE CHITCHAT. 1028 00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:10,367 WELL, YOU'RE THE SLY DOG. 1029 00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:12,577 YOU THINK YOU CAN GET ME AND JOANNA TOGETHER. 1030 00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:14,829 WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ON MY LIST. 1031 00:56:14,871 --> 00:56:16,414 WHAT CAN I SAY? 1032 00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,541 THAT SHIP SAILED A GOOD 10 YEARS AGO 1033 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:22,003 ON THE SAME WIND THAT BLEW THAT PETER PAN EX OF HERS INTO TOWN. 1034 00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:26,132 SHE GOES FOR GUYS WHO ARE MORE IN NEED OF REPAIR THAN I AM. 1035 00:56:26,174 --> 00:56:27,759 BESIDES, SHE'LL TELL YOU, 1036 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:30,095 SHE'S NOT READY TO GET INVOLVED RIGHT NOW. 1037 00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:32,514 YOU KNOW, I'M HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM 1038 00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:34,057 WITH JOANNA'S PRESENT. 1039 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:35,600 I MUST SAY, NEITHER OF YOU 1040 00:56:35,642 --> 00:56:38,186 ARE BEING GOOD SANTA'S LITTLE HELPERS IN THIS. 1041 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:41,314 SORRY. NOT EVEN SURE I'D KNOW WHERE TO START. 1042 00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:43,358 WELL, I CAN ONLY DELIVER THE PRESENTS SO FAR. 1043 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,611 THE CHILD STILL HAS TO GET IT FROM UNDER THE TREE. 1044 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:49,906 THEY'RE GOING. THEY'RE GOING. 1045 00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:53,034 THOUGHT THE PIE WAS A GOOD IDEA. 1046 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:56,454 MISTLETOE NEVER HURTS, THOUGH. 1047 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:59,165 WHERE'S THE KEYS? 1048 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:02,001 WHERE'S THE-- UNDER THE SEAT. 1049 00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:08,967 I GOT--OH! 1050 00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:13,096 FIND THE KEYS. FIND THE KEYS. 1051 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:24,774 THEY'RE GONE. THEY'RE GOING. 1052 00:57:24,816 --> 00:57:26,401 I GOT THE KEYS. I GOT THE KEYS. ALL RIGHT. 1053 00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:03,521 WHAT ARE YOU-- DON'T WAVE AT HIM. 1054 00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:06,024 WHY ARE YOU WAVING AT HIM? 1055 00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:08,443 HA HA HA! 1056 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,570 HA HA HA! 1057 00:58:27,086 --> 00:58:32,383 TRACKING. TRACKING. TRACKING. 1058 00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:34,344 WE HAVE TO BE VERY CLOSE NOW. 1059 00:58:34,385 --> 00:58:35,845 WHAT DO YOUR SENSORS SAY? 1060 00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:39,432 DOWN. DOWN. DOWN. DOWN. 1061 00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:41,434 PICKUP SUCCESSFUL. 1062 00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:44,020 IS IT THAT MARINA SUPPLY STORE? 1063 00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:45,772 IT'S HIM. 1064 00:58:45,813 --> 00:58:49,567 HEY, WHERE DID HE GO? LIONEL, COME BACK. 1065 00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:51,653 WHO? 1066 00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:57,909 HOW DARE YOU? HOW COULD YOU? 1067 00:58:57,951 --> 00:59:02,080 LIONEL! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? 1068 00:59:02,121 --> 00:59:04,916 HE'S THE ONE THAT TRIED TO KILL US THAT NIGHT. 1069 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,417 SHOT US RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY. 1070 00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:07,961 SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA. 1071 00:59:08,002 --> 00:59:09,254 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM? 1072 00:59:09,295 --> 00:59:10,797 I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WITH HIM. 1073 00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:12,590 LET ME AT HIM! 1074 00:59:15,009 --> 00:59:18,054 IS THIS TRUE? LOOK. 1075 00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:20,682 I ONLY FOUND OUT WHEN I SAW THE MISSILE NOSE CAMERA VIDEO. 1076 00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:22,141 THEN IT WAS TOO LATE. 1077 00:59:34,779 --> 00:59:36,781 HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME ANYWAY, HUH? 1078 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,741 I WAS TWO MILES AWAY IN A PLANE 1079 00:59:38,783 --> 00:59:40,076 WEARING A HELMET AND AN AIR MASK. 1080 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:41,953 I LOOKED YOU UP WHEN THE SLEIGH LANDED 1081 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:43,329 BACK AT THE NORTH POLE, 1082 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:44,998 AND LET ME TELL YOU, BUSTER, 1083 00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:48,459 YOU ARE SO ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. 1084 00:59:48,501 --> 00:59:49,836 HE'S SAFE. HE'S FINE. 1085 00:59:49,877 --> 00:59:51,546 I'M HERE TO HELP. 1086 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:55,466 LIAR. IF HE'S OK, THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HIS BELLS? 1087 00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:56,884 WHAT BELLS? 1088 00:59:56,926 --> 00:59:58,511 HIS JINGLE BELLS! 1089 00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:00,263 WE TRACKED THEM HERE TO YOU. 1090 01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:01,806 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY JINGLE BELLS. 1091 01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:03,308 Robot: SIGNAL LOST. 1092 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:04,392 THE SIGNAL! 1093 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:07,770 Robot: SIGNAL LOST. SIGNAL LOST. 1094 01:00:07,812 --> 01:00:08,813 HE'S GONE! 1095 01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:10,648 SIGNAL LOST. WAIT! 1096 01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:12,025 LET ME GO! 1097 01:00:12,066 --> 01:00:13,985 THERE ARE TWO GOVERNMENT AGENTS OUT THERE 1098 01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:16,029 HELL-BENT ON CATCHING YOU OR WORSE. 1099 01:00:16,070 --> 01:00:17,905 LET 'EM TRY. 1100 01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:19,866 THEY'RE JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR MOVE. 1101 01:00:19,907 --> 01:00:21,909 SO UNLESS YOU WANT TO END UP IN A BIGGER MESS, 1102 01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:23,119 YOU'D BEST COME UP WITH A PLAN. 1103 01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:25,788 AND WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU, HOT SHOT? 1104 01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:27,165 YEAH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1105 01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:31,044 HE'S ALBERT ROSS, BORN 1963, GARY, INDIANA. 1106 01:00:31,085 --> 01:00:32,629 OH, SURE. I KNOW HIM FROM THE LIST. 1107 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:35,173 HE IS A TRUTH-TELLER, USUALLY. 1108 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:36,215 DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE'S HEADED? 1109 01:00:36,257 --> 01:00:37,508 YES. 1110 01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:40,386 UH, GUYS, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 1111 01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:41,471 WHAT? 1112 01:00:41,512 --> 01:00:43,848 THE OTHER BELL SIGNAL. 1113 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:46,768 EVEN IF WE DO GET THE BIG MAN RIGHT NOW, 1114 01:00:46,809 --> 01:00:48,895 HE STILL WON'T BE ABLE TO SUMMON THE SLEIGH 1115 01:00:48,936 --> 01:00:50,938 UNLESS HE HAS ALL THE BELLS. 1116 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,523 THEN WE'RE REALLY STUCK. 1117 01:00:52,565 --> 01:00:54,692 SO BEFORE WE GO TIP OUR HAND, 1118 01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:57,862 WE SHOULD GO SEE IF WE CAN FIND ANY MORE STRAGGLERS. 1119 01:00:57,904 --> 01:00:58,863 AGREED? 1120 01:00:58,905 --> 01:00:59,864 All: AGREED. 1121 01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:01,616 Robot: GOT IT. 1122 01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:05,244 Robot: TRACKING. 1123 01:01:05,286 --> 01:01:06,954 TRACKING. 1124 01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:08,790 TRACKING. 1125 01:01:08,831 --> 01:01:10,708 TRACKING. 1126 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:12,377 TRACKING. 1127 01:01:12,418 --> 01:01:15,838 TRACKING. TRACKING. 1128 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,590 HERE YOU ARE. 1129 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:19,717 PICKUP SUCCESSFUL. 1130 01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:21,177 GOT IT. 1131 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:23,846 IT'S HERE. IT'S DOWNSTAIRS IN THIS ROOM. 1132 01:01:23,888 --> 01:01:25,181 Robot: GOT IT. 1133 01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:27,183 Albert: THIS WAY, GUYS. 1134 01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:50,623 OH NO. WHAT? 1135 01:01:50,665 --> 01:01:52,125 THIS MUST BE ERICKSON'S COMMAND POST. 1136 01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:54,085 WHO? 1137 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:55,962 THE AGENTS I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 1138 01:01:56,003 --> 01:01:57,213 OH. 1139 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:07,974 I ASSUME THERE'S A REASON FOR ALL THIS. 1140 01:02:08,015 --> 01:02:10,017 COUNTERMEASURES. 1141 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:43,634 Robot: TRACKING. TRACKING. TRACKING. TRACKING. 1142 01:02:45,219 --> 01:02:48,973 HERE YOU ARE. GOT IT. SIGNAL, SIGNAL, SIGNAL. 1143 01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:50,308 IT'S IN THE SAFE. 1144 01:02:50,349 --> 01:02:52,435 THE BELLS ARE IN THE SAFE. 1145 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:55,605 UH--HA HA HA! 1146 01:02:55,646 --> 01:02:57,690 HA HA HA! 1147 01:02:57,732 --> 01:02:59,984 Robot: WHAT A GOOD-LOOKING GUY. 1148 01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:01,027 Albert: SON, I MEAN IT. 1149 01:03:01,068 --> 01:03:03,154 I AM TRULY SORRY. 1150 01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:05,114 IT WAS A SCARY NIGHT, ALL RIGHT? 1151 01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:07,533 PARKER, YOU GO LOOK THROUGH THOSE FILES. 1152 01:03:07,575 --> 01:03:09,076 ROGER. 1153 01:03:11,996 --> 01:03:16,542 I HEAR SOMETHING. I HEAR SOMETHING. I HEAR SOMETHING. 1154 01:03:16,584 --> 01:03:18,920 YOU MIND RUNNING INTERFERENCE AT ANY CIVILIANS? 1155 01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:20,671 GOOD TO GO. 1156 01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:36,979 MAJOR ROSS. 1157 01:03:37,021 --> 01:03:38,397 WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE. 1158 01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:40,107 CUNNINGHAM, THIS IS MAJOR ALBERT ROSS. 1159 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:44,612 HE'S THE REASON WE HAVE THE INTRUDERS IN OUR CROSS-HAIRS. 1160 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,155 HE'S NOT AN INTRUDER. 1161 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:50,117 HE'S NOT AN INTRUDER? NO? 1162 01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:52,245 WELL, WHAT IS HE, THEN? 1163 01:03:52,286 --> 01:03:58,209 OH. OH, HA HA! THAT'S--THAT'S JUST SAD. 1164 01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:03,130 SANTA CLAUS? HA! 1165 01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:04,966 GO INSIDE AND FINISH THAT REPORT. 1166 01:04:05,007 --> 01:04:06,050 DID IT. 1167 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,176 GO INSIDE AND CLEAN YOUR GUN. 1168 01:04:07,218 --> 01:04:08,469 DID IT. 1169 01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:10,471 GO INSIDE. 1170 01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:17,144 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GONNA HAVE YOU COURT-MARTIALED. 1171 01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:21,148 NO. I'M GONNA HAVE YOU KICKED OUT ON A PSYCH CHARGE. 1172 01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:23,693 YOU'RE GOING TO THE LOONY BIN. 1173 01:04:25,194 --> 01:04:26,988 YOU PUSHED ME. 1174 01:04:28,781 --> 01:04:30,241 DID NOT. 1175 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:31,993 DID TOO. 1176 01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:33,160 DID NOT. 1177 01:04:33,202 --> 01:04:34,245 DID TOO. 1178 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:35,246 DID NOT. 1179 01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:36,622 DID TOO! 1180 01:04:36,664 --> 01:04:38,082 UH! 1181 01:04:40,167 --> 01:04:41,919 DID NOT. 1182 01:04:44,171 --> 01:04:46,924 [SQUEAK] 1183 01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:52,305 Robot: OOPS. WHAT WAS THAT? OOPS. WHAT WAS THAT? 1184 01:04:52,346 --> 01:04:54,390 YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 1185 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:57,226 [SQUEAK] 1186 01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:58,978 IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE. 1187 01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:01,898 RAUL J. CUNNINGHAM, BORN 1973, 1188 01:05:01,939 --> 01:05:03,190 GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN. 1189 01:05:03,232 --> 01:05:04,317 SENSITIVE KID, 1190 01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:06,861 LIKES SPARKLY THINGS AND RAINBOWS. 1191 01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:10,114 HOW ABOUT THIS? 1192 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,074 PERFECT. 1193 01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:22,919 OH. KALEIDOSCOPE. 1194 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,003 OH, WOW. 1195 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:26,422 OH, WOW. HA HA! 1196 01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:28,007 I'M SO DIZZY. 1197 01:05:29,383 --> 01:05:31,344 HA HA! 1198 01:05:33,012 --> 01:05:34,680 OH! 1199 01:05:41,395 --> 01:05:42,438 ALMOST GOT IT. 1200 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,357 [GRUNTING] 1201 01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:47,777 AAH! 1202 01:05:49,570 --> 01:05:50,947 YOU BIT ME! 1203 01:05:50,988 --> 01:05:53,616 IS THAT A SLEIGH? 1204 01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:56,118 UH! UH. 1205 01:05:57,662 --> 01:05:59,246 YOU WAIT HERE. 1206 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,631 [SQUEAK] 1207 01:06:08,673 --> 01:06:09,966 DANGER. DANGER. 1208 01:06:10,007 --> 01:06:13,135 THERE'S ANOTHER ONE COMING. 1209 01:06:14,595 --> 01:06:16,305 HERE. 1210 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:23,104 [COCKS GUN] 1211 01:06:27,566 --> 01:06:29,193 HE'S COMING! 1212 01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:32,196 Robot: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! 1213 01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:33,364 GOT IT! 1214 01:06:34,323 --> 01:06:35,324 [BELL JINGLES] 1215 01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:37,410 [EXPLOSION] 1216 01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:42,206 [FIRING GUN] 1217 01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:43,499 [PING] 1218 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:12,862 BOSS, DID YOU SHOOT ONE OF THE TOYS? 1219 01:07:12,903 --> 01:07:15,281 THEY WERE HERE. THEY WERE HERE. 1220 01:07:15,322 --> 01:07:19,201 OK, COME ON. COME ON OUT NOW. 1221 01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:20,786 [WHIRRING] 1222 01:07:20,828 --> 01:07:23,497 COME ON. COME ON OUT. 1223 01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:26,000 OK. HMM. 1224 01:07:31,005 --> 01:07:35,342 Robot: BACK. BACK. BACK AWAY. 1225 01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:37,845 BITE MY GEOPLASTIC EXOSKELETON. 1226 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:40,431 BITE MY DIODE, HUMAN. 1227 01:07:43,851 --> 01:07:45,728 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 1228 01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:47,521 WHATEVER THEY'VE GOT PLANNED, 1229 01:07:47,563 --> 01:07:49,857 TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT. 1230 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,151 YEAH. NO, I'M HOLDING FOR THE JUDGE. 1231 01:07:52,193 --> 01:07:55,654 YEAH, WE'RE GONNA DROP THE HAMMER. 1232 01:07:55,696 --> 01:07:59,575 I HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH FOR THAT FAT MAN. 1233 01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:02,661 NO, NO, NO. NO, YOUR HONOR. 1234 01:08:02,703 --> 01:08:06,165 NO, SIR. YOU'RE NOT A FAT, UH, MAN. 1235 01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:09,752 YEAH--NO, YOUR HONOR. 1236 01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:11,420 NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A NUISANCE. 1237 01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:14,006 I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD. 1238 01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:19,136 YES, YOUR HONOR, THE ENTIRE--PLANET EARTH. YES, SIR. 1239 01:08:19,178 --> 01:08:20,471 NO, YOUR HONOR. I-- 1240 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:25,518 THANK--THANK YOU. THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. 1241 01:08:25,559 --> 01:08:30,439 YES. YES, THANK-- THANK YOU. YUP. 1242 01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:33,651 YOU TELL S.W.A.T. THE MINUTE THAT WARRANT COMES THROUGH, 1243 01:08:33,692 --> 01:08:35,111 I WANT TO BE READY TO ROLL, 1244 01:08:35,152 --> 01:08:36,654 AND TELL SHERIFF HANK AND HIS HAYSEED DEPUTIES 1245 01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:39,782 I WANT THEM DOWN AT THAT SHERIFF'S OFFICE IN AN HOUR 1246 01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:40,991 READY TO DO THEIR DUTY UNDER THE LAW. 1247 01:08:41,033 --> 01:08:46,122 ["JINGLE BELLS" PLAYING ON CELL PHONE] 1248 01:08:46,163 --> 01:08:48,666 YOU CHANGED MY RING TONE? 1249 01:08:48,707 --> 01:08:50,292 YEAH. IT'S FESTIVE. 1250 01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:52,419 DON'T--DON'T CHANGE MY RING TONE. 1251 01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,255 THIS IS--THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PHONE. 1252 01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:56,590 DON'T CHANGE MY RING TONE. 1253 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,593 [HUMMING "JINGLE BELLS"] 1254 01:08:59,635 --> 01:09:03,222 AGENT ERICKSON. YES, I'LL HOLD. 1255 01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:06,350 ♪ HEY! ♪ 1256 01:09:10,855 --> 01:09:11,939 HEY, KIDS, YOU GOT A SEC? 1257 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:12,940 SHERIFF HANK. 1258 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,525 SHERIFF HANK! 1259 01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:16,026 YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE OLD NICK IS? 1260 01:09:16,068 --> 01:09:17,236 UM, HOME, I GUESS. 1261 01:09:17,278 --> 01:09:19,405 OK. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION. 1262 01:09:19,446 --> 01:09:20,739 YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS WHO HAVE BEEN PARKING UP THE ROAD 1263 01:09:20,781 --> 01:09:21,949 FROM YOUR PLACE ALL WEEK? 1264 01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:23,909 MOM SAID THEY WANT TO ARREST MR. NICK. 1265 01:09:23,951 --> 01:09:26,871 RIGHT. RIGHT. WELL, TODAY'S THE DAY THEY MEAN TO DO IT, 1266 01:09:26,912 --> 01:09:29,331 AND I'M OBLIGED TO HELP THEM. 1267 01:09:29,373 --> 01:09:31,834 NOW, I'M HEADING OVER TO THE SHERIFF'S STATION, 1268 01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:34,336 BUT IN AN HOUR, WE'RE GONNA COME LOOKING AT YOUR HOUSE. 1269 01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:36,046 YOU BE THERE TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME, OK? 1270 01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:37,381 SHERIFF HANK, WHY DON'T-- 1271 01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:39,550 YOU BE THERE, LET ME IN, AND SHOW ME 1272 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:42,428 THAT NICK'S LONG GONE, 1273 01:09:42,469 --> 01:09:44,346 OR ELSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE THOSE GUYS ARE GONNA TAKE HIM. 1274 01:09:44,388 --> 01:09:45,389 YES, SIR. 1275 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:47,516 ALL RIGHT. BE CAREFUL. 1276 01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:50,477 WHY WAS SHERIFF HANK TALKING SO STRANGE? 1277 01:09:50,519 --> 01:09:51,520 HE WAS TELLING US A SECRET. 1278 01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:53,314 WHAT SECRET? 1279 01:09:53,355 --> 01:09:56,650 WE GOT TO SAVE SANTA AND CHRISTMAS. 1280 01:09:56,692 --> 01:09:58,360 COME ON! 1281 01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:10,122 FEDERAL AGENTS. ANYBODY HOME? 1282 01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:13,292 WE GOT A WARRANT! 1283 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:17,254 ANYBODY HOME? FEDERAL AGENTS! 1284 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:18,255 LET'S CLEAR THIS HOUSE. 1285 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:21,091 ON IT. 1286 01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:22,343 CLEAR! 1287 01:10:22,384 --> 01:10:24,094 CLEAR! 1288 01:10:24,136 --> 01:10:25,471 [FOOTSTEPS] 1289 01:10:25,512 --> 01:10:28,891 CLEAR. CLEAR. 1290 01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:29,892 IT'S ALL CLEAR, BOSS. 1291 01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:30,893 DID YOU CHECK THE GARAGE? 1292 01:10:30,935 --> 01:10:32,436 ON IT. 1293 01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:43,322 OK. YOU GOT TO BE RIGHT THERE. 1294 01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:45,783 ERICKSON, YOU SNAKE. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO 1295 01:10:45,824 --> 01:10:47,493 "MEET AT THE SHERIFF'S STATION IN AN HOUR"? 1296 01:10:47,534 --> 01:10:49,370 I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO MEET US AT THE SHERIFF'S STATION. 1297 01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:51,830 I TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR US AT THE SHERIFF'S STATION, 1298 01:10:51,872 --> 01:10:53,374 SO WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK THERE AND BE 1299 01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:54,458 A GOOD LITTLE DOGGIE AND HEEL, HUH? 1300 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,418 CAREFUL, ERICKSON. 1301 01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:58,170 PUSH TOO HARD, THIS DOG MIGHT BITE. 1302 01:10:58,212 --> 01:10:59,296 THAT'S MY FINGER. THAT'S MY FINGER. 1303 01:10:59,338 --> 01:11:00,756 [COCKS GUN] 1304 01:11:04,885 --> 01:11:06,553 ALL RIGHT. 1305 01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:14,353 YOU THREATENING ME, SHERIFF HANK? HUH? 1306 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:15,688 YEAH. 1307 01:11:18,023 --> 01:11:20,150 WE'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER, 1308 01:11:20,192 --> 01:11:21,402 AFTER WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF THAT OLD MAN 1309 01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:23,237 AND HIS ALIEN COMRADES, 1310 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:26,323 BECAUSE WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. 1311 01:11:26,365 --> 01:11:28,325 LET'S GO. 1312 01:11:33,872 --> 01:11:35,874 [DIALING] 1313 01:11:38,752 --> 01:11:42,214 JOANNA, HANK. YOU BETTER COME HOME. 1314 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:57,062 COME ON. LOOK OUT. COME ON, NICK! 1315 01:11:57,104 --> 01:12:00,482 NICK! SOPHIA! COME ON! HURRY UP! 1316 01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:04,320 JOHN DOE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST 1317 01:12:04,361 --> 01:12:06,030 FOR SUSPICION OF CUSTOMS VIOLATIONS, 1318 01:12:06,071 --> 01:12:08,365 TRANSPORTING STOLEN GOODS, 1319 01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:13,162 LARCENY, GRAND THEFT, AND CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT ACTS OF TERROR. 1320 01:12:13,203 --> 01:12:15,122 OH, I DARESAY. 1321 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:17,082 YOU COME ALONG PEACEFULLY, 1322 01:12:17,124 --> 01:12:19,585 AND NO HARM WILL COME TO THESE LITTLE KIDS. 1323 01:12:19,626 --> 01:12:22,296 HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE DEADLY FORCE 1324 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:23,422 IN THE PRESENCE OF A CHILD. 1325 01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:24,465 HYAH! 1326 01:12:24,506 --> 01:12:25,674 OW! 1327 01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:29,511 YAH! HMM. HAH. 1328 01:12:34,892 --> 01:12:35,934 AAH! 1329 01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:40,689 NOW, IF YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF, 1330 01:12:40,731 --> 01:12:43,192 I WILL COME WITH YOU THIS INSTANT, 1331 01:12:43,233 --> 01:12:46,153 BUT I INSIST YOU TREAT THE CHILDREN 1332 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,280 WITH DEFERENCE AND RESPECT 1333 01:12:48,322 --> 01:12:51,450 AND ABOVE ALL, RETURN THEM SAFELY HOME. 1334 01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:56,288 JERRY? BOSS? SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DEAL. 1335 01:13:05,464 --> 01:13:06,882 OK, THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 1336 01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:08,175 YOU KIDS CAN WALK HOME FROM HERE, 1337 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,676 AND YOU ARE GONNA TAKE ME TO THAT FACTORY. 1338 01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:12,638 A DEAL IS A DEAL. 1339 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:15,599 NOW GET YOUR SISTER SAFELY HOME. 1340 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:16,809 SANTA, DON'T LET THEM HURT YOU. 1341 01:13:16,850 --> 01:13:19,061 DON'T WORRY. NO ONE IS GONNA GET HURT. 1342 01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:20,437 WHEN WILL WE SEE YOU AGAIN? 1343 01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:23,565 I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT. NOW GO. GO. 1344 01:13:23,607 --> 01:13:28,904 GO, GO, GO. WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON A SECOND. 1345 01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:30,531 AREN'T YOU THE SNEAKY ONE? 1346 01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:32,783 I SHALL NEED THOSE BACK BEFORE LONG. 1347 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:34,493 YEAH. YOU'D LIKE THESE BACK BEFORE LONG. 1348 01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:36,662 WELL, COME AND TRY TO GET THEM. 1349 01:13:45,003 --> 01:13:46,463 OK, THANKS, MILDRED. LET ME KNOW IF YOU 1350 01:13:46,505 --> 01:13:47,881 HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT THE KIDS. 1351 01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:49,508 WHAT IF NICK IS SOME SORT OF MANIAC? 1352 01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:51,093 WHAT HAVE I DONE? 1353 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:53,470 HEY, IT'S OK. 1354 01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:55,389 I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU. 1355 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:56,890 IT AIN'T NICK I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 1356 01:13:56,932 --> 01:13:59,393 I GUARANTEE IF THEY'RE WITH NICK, THEY'RE SAFE. 1357 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:00,519 OK. 1358 01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:03,272 MOM! MOM! 1359 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:05,315 MOMMY! 1360 01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:27,004 ARE YOU SURE HE'S IN THAT HOUSE? 1361 01:14:27,045 --> 01:14:28,755 Albert: YOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR. 1362 01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:32,718 THEY WERE SO MEAN. WE WERE SO SCARED. 1363 01:14:32,759 --> 01:14:35,512 I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THEY'RE GOING TO KILL HIM OR PUT HIM IN JAIL, 1364 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:36,513 BUT THEY'VE GOT GUNS. 1365 01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:38,515 NOW THEY'RE GONNA HURT HIM. 1366 01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:40,517 EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE SAFE. YOU'RE HOME. 1367 01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:42,144 IT'S OVER NOW. 1368 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,731 NURSE JOHNSON? 1369 01:14:45,772 --> 01:14:47,816 ALBERT ROSS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1370 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,151 WHO'S THIS? 1371 01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:52,654 WE'RE THE NORTH POLE SEARCH AND RESCUE PARTY. 1372 01:14:52,696 --> 01:14:54,198 WE'RE HERE FOR SANTA. 1373 01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,494 Daniel: IT'S THE ELVES! 1374 01:15:07,419 --> 01:15:08,754 HOW'D YOU GUYS GET HERE SO FAST? 1375 01:15:08,795 --> 01:15:09,963 THANK YOU. 1376 01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:11,548 SO THIS IS IT? 1377 01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:14,092 YEAH. FOLLOW ME. 1378 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:19,306 WHY'D YOU LIE TO THOSE NICE LITTLE KIDS 1379 01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:21,391 AND TELL THEM YOU'D SEE THEM LATER? 1380 01:15:21,433 --> 01:15:23,852 BECAUSE I SHALL. I NEVER LIE. 1381 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:27,689 OH, BUT YOU DO LIE, NICK. 1382 01:15:27,731 --> 01:15:30,442 YOU CRATERED MY CAREER BACK IN LEIPZIG, 1383 01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:31,527 LEFT US ALL FOR DEAD, 1384 01:15:31,568 --> 01:15:33,153 AND NOW YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE 1385 01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:36,532 ARE GONNA GO AWAY FOR A LONG TIME-- FOREVER, IN FACT. 1386 01:15:36,573 --> 01:15:38,575 LEFT YOU FOR DEAD, HUH? 1387 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:41,787 JERRY, WE WERE THE ONES WHO SAVED YOU. 1388 01:15:41,828 --> 01:15:43,580 AS SOON AS WE HEARD THE SPLASH, 1389 01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:46,708 WE CIRCLED BACK AND PULLED YOU ALL TO SAFETY, 1390 01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,752 BUT YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT. 1391 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:51,838 NO. NO, I DON'T. NICE TRY, FAT MAN. LET'S GO. 1392 01:15:53,173 --> 01:15:55,801 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE HE MIGHT BE, MA'AM? 1393 01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:57,970 SANTA SAID YOU GUYS ARE GONNA RESCUE HIM AT THE GHOST FACTORY. 1394 01:15:58,011 --> 01:15:59,304 WHERE'S THAT? 1395 01:15:59,346 --> 01:16:00,847 Joanna: IF IT'LL PUT AN END TO THIS MADNESS, 1396 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:02,140 I WILL SHOW YOU. 1397 01:16:02,182 --> 01:16:04,768 Erickson: OH, BOY, YEAH. 1398 01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:07,396 I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, NICK. 1399 01:16:07,437 --> 01:16:09,898 WHEN YOU AND THE INTRUDERS ADOPT A COVER, 1400 01:16:09,940 --> 01:16:12,150 YOU REALLY GO ALL OUT. 1401 01:16:12,192 --> 01:16:14,111 Nick: THANK YOU. WE DID OUR BEST. 1402 01:16:14,152 --> 01:16:15,821 YEAH. NO, THIS PLACE IS SO-- 1403 01:16:15,862 --> 01:16:18,532 OK, COMMANDER, I WANT YOU TO FORM A PERIMETER OUTSIDE. 1404 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:19,616 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE INTRUDERS ARE COMING FROM, 1405 01:16:19,658 --> 01:16:20,617 BUT THEY'RE ARMED AND DANGEROUS. 1406 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:23,495 SHOOT TO KILL. LET'S GO. 1407 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:25,706 NO, NO. WHAT ARE YOU--GET THE CHAIR OVER THERE 1408 01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:28,834 AND TIE HIM UP-- TIGHT. 1409 01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:31,003 I'M GONNA GO OUT AND HAVE A LOOK AROUND. 1410 01:16:31,044 --> 01:16:32,921 HAVE A LOOK AROUND. YEAH. 1411 01:16:37,050 --> 01:16:38,635 SO DID YOU--DID YOU DO ALL THIS? 1412 01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:40,012 OH, I DID, YES. 1413 01:16:40,053 --> 01:16:41,096 ALL BY YOURSELF? 1414 01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:42,139 YEAH. YOU LIKE IT? 1415 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:43,140 IT'S AMAZING. 1416 01:16:43,181 --> 01:16:44,808 I THOUGHT YOU WOULD. 1417 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:45,851 AND WHAT ABOUT THE PIRATE SHIP? 1418 01:16:45,892 --> 01:16:46,977 OH, YEAH, THAT, TOO. 1419 01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:48,145 FROM SCRATCH? 1420 01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:03,535 OK. OK. 1421 01:17:03,577 --> 01:17:05,829 HA HA HA! 1422 01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:09,041 VERY, VERY CLEVER. VERY CLEVER. 1423 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:18,258 MUST THINK I'M AN IDIOT. OK. OK. 1424 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:23,555 MM-HMM. HOW ARE YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THIS, NICK, HUH? 1425 01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:27,184 THESE. THIS--THIS-- YOU KNOW, THIS. 1426 01:17:27,225 --> 01:17:30,145 WHAT ABOUT THIS, NICK, HUH? 1427 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:35,817 YEAH. YEAH. YOU MUST THINK I'M SO STUPID, RIGHT? 1428 01:17:35,859 --> 01:17:39,029 YEAH? WHAT IS THAT? 1429 01:18:03,261 --> 01:18:04,596 HOW'S THAT? SNUG? 1430 01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:06,598 I AM A TAD WARM, RAUL. 1431 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,225 OH, YEAH. 1432 01:18:10,143 --> 01:18:13,605 AH. ALONE AT LAST. 1433 01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:16,733 I FOUND YOUR LITTLE FACTORY, NICK. 1434 01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:19,736 AND I HAVE OH-SO-MANY QUESTIONS, 1435 01:18:19,778 --> 01:18:22,614 SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE INFORMAL INTERROGATION 1436 01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:25,242 USING ENHANCED TECHNIQUES, 1437 01:18:25,283 --> 01:18:28,995 BUT FIRST... 1438 01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:33,667 HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS, HMM? 1439 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:37,254 WHAT ARE THESE REALLY? 1440 01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:38,255 REALLY? 1441 01:18:38,296 --> 01:18:40,257 UH-HUH. 1442 01:18:40,298 --> 01:18:41,883 STUFFIES. 1443 01:18:41,925 --> 01:18:45,637 STUFFY? YEAH. 1444 01:18:45,679 --> 01:18:47,556 20 YEARS IN COUNTERINTELLIGENCE. 1445 01:18:47,597 --> 01:18:50,308 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT WHAT I'M HOLDING IN MY HAND 1446 01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:54,271 IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY-- 1447 01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:57,816 A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY. 1448 01:18:57,858 --> 01:19:01,987 AND YOU ARE GOING TO PAY. 1449 01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:07,659 YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT CRUELTY, JERRY, 1450 01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:10,746 IS THAT IT HARMS NOT JUST THE VICTIM 1451 01:19:10,787 --> 01:19:14,624 BUT ALSO THE TORMENTER-- IN THE HEART. 1452 01:19:17,210 --> 01:19:19,212 WHO ARE THE INTRUDERS, 1453 01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:22,758 AND WHAT ARE THEIR REAL INTENTIONS WITH THE HUMAN RACE, HMM? 1454 01:19:22,799 --> 01:19:24,593 DON'T DO THIS, JERRY. 1455 01:19:24,634 --> 01:19:25,969 YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOURSELF, 1456 01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:29,389 AND I CARE FOR YOU TOO MUCH FOR THAT. 1457 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:33,560 NOW, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO STOP BEING NAUGHTY. 1458 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:36,021 OH. HA HA HA! 1459 01:19:36,062 --> 01:19:38,231 IT'S GOOD. 1460 01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:42,027 OR ELSE WHAT? 1461 01:19:42,068 --> 01:19:46,156 OR ELSE I WILL BE FORCED TO MAKE YOU NICE. THERE. 1462 01:19:46,198 --> 01:19:50,202 HA HA HA! 1463 01:19:54,414 --> 01:19:57,292 WHERE'D YOU GO? WHERE'D YOU GO? COME BACK HERE. 1464 01:19:57,334 --> 01:20:00,045 I MIGHT NEED YOU. STAND HERE. 1465 01:20:00,086 --> 01:20:01,671 OVER HERE. 1466 01:20:04,382 --> 01:20:05,926 Cunningham: I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 1467 01:20:05,967 --> 01:20:07,761 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. 1468 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,015 OH! 1469 01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:17,813 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! I CAN'T GET A VISUAL! 1470 01:20:17,854 --> 01:20:23,610 THE BIG MAN'S IN THERE. IT'S TIME. LET'S NICE THEM. 1471 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:25,737 INCOMING! 1472 01:20:25,779 --> 01:20:27,781 WHAT IS THAT? 1473 01:20:29,950 --> 01:20:31,743 WHOA! 1474 01:20:31,785 --> 01:20:33,036 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! 1475 01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:35,038 CAN'T SEE A THING! 1476 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,832 GET READY. WEAPONS READY! 1477 01:20:36,873 --> 01:20:38,917 AMAZING. THE COLORS. 1478 01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:41,753 WHAT IS THAT? 1479 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:44,798 THAT'S LOVELY. 1480 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,800 WHOA! 1481 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,760 GO, GO, GO, GO! 1482 01:20:52,889 --> 01:20:54,432 HEY, LOOK AT THAT. 1483 01:20:54,474 --> 01:20:55,517 LOOK AT THE TEDDY BEAR. 1484 01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:57,477 I GET THIS ONE. 1485 01:20:57,519 --> 01:21:00,814 DON'T BE SELFISH. YOU GOT TO SHARE. HEY. 1486 01:21:03,441 --> 01:21:04,860 [LAUGHTER] 1487 01:21:04,901 --> 01:21:07,988 SANTA! HEY, SANTA! 1488 01:21:08,029 --> 01:21:10,365 WELL, MY DEAR ELVES, 1489 01:21:10,407 --> 01:21:12,367 WE'RE CUTTING IT PRETTY CLOSE THIS YEAR. 1490 01:21:12,409 --> 01:21:14,369 WE'D BEST BE ON OUR WAY. 1491 01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:17,497 SIR, MAY I INTRODUCE MAJOR ALBERT ROSS? 1492 01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:18,707 HELLO. 1493 01:21:18,748 --> 01:21:20,125 MAJOR ROSS IS THE MAN 1494 01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:21,167 WHO SHOT US DOWN. 1495 01:21:21,209 --> 01:21:22,669 OH. 1496 01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:24,838 BUT I GUESS HE'S BEEN PRETTY HELPFUL SINCE THEN. 1497 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,882 SIR, I DEEPLY REGRET DOWNING YOU 1498 01:21:26,923 --> 01:21:30,010 WITH AN ADVANCED MEDIUM-RANGE AIR-TO-AIR MISSILE. 1499 01:21:30,051 --> 01:21:31,595 OH, THINK NOTHING OF IT, YOUNG MAN. 1500 01:21:31,636 --> 01:21:34,890 IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. HA HA HA! 1501 01:21:34,931 --> 01:21:37,017 OK, BOYS, THAT'S ENOUGH. 1502 01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:38,435 COLLECT YOUR TOYS AND GO HOME. 1503 01:21:38,476 --> 01:21:39,603 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1504 01:21:39,644 --> 01:21:40,812 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1505 01:21:40,854 --> 01:21:43,773 HA HA HA! 1506 01:21:43,815 --> 01:21:44,941 SANTA! 1507 01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:45,984 OH! 1508 01:21:46,026 --> 01:21:47,027 ARE YOU OK? 1509 01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:48,653 OF COURSE, CHILDREN. I'M FINE. 1510 01:21:48,695 --> 01:21:51,990 I TOLD YOU NOBODY WILL GET HURT. 1511 01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:53,950 NOW WHERE DO WE STAND? 1512 01:21:53,992 --> 01:21:55,493 WELL, WITH YOU OUT OF COMMISSION, 1513 01:21:55,535 --> 01:21:57,454 WE'RE WAY BEHIND ON TOYS. 1514 01:21:57,495 --> 01:21:58,663 I DON'T EVEN THINK WE MADE QUOTA. 1515 01:21:58,705 --> 01:21:59,998 IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD, SIR. 1516 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,751 WELL, WHO EVER SAID I WAS OUT OF COMMISSION? 1517 01:22:02,792 --> 01:22:04,628 I HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD LITTLE WORKSHOP 1518 01:22:04,669 --> 01:22:06,546 AND EXCELLENT HELPERS AT MY DISPOSAL. 1519 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:10,091 COME ON, EVERYBODY. FOLLOW ME! 1520 01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:16,056 WHOA! WHOA! 1521 01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:17,974 LOOK AT ALL THESE TOYS! 1522 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:19,142 Nick: HA HA HA! 1523 01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:21,770 Joanna: THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 1524 01:22:21,811 --> 01:22:22,854 YOU DID THIS? 1525 01:22:22,896 --> 01:22:24,522 LOOK WHAT WE MADE. 1526 01:22:24,564 --> 01:22:25,649 Nick: WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAJOR? 1527 01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:28,026 Albert: UNBELIEVABLE, SIR. 1528 01:22:28,068 --> 01:22:30,028 CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON TRACK. 1529 01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:39,120 AND THE REST, PLEASE. 1530 01:22:41,539 --> 01:22:42,958 WOW. 1531 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,587 HA HA HA! 1532 01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:53,885 DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER, VIXEN, 1533 01:22:53,927 --> 01:23:00,016 COMET, CUPID, AND RUDOLPH. 1534 01:23:00,058 --> 01:23:04,437 TO ME, BOYS, AND HURRY! 1535 01:23:12,779 --> 01:23:14,781 HA HA HA! 1536 01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:23,623 HA HA HA! 1537 01:23:31,214 --> 01:23:33,758 LET'S GET THE TOYS. WE HAVE A JOB TO DO. 1538 01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:36,052 Nick: WELL, BE GOOD, MAJOR. 1539 01:23:36,094 --> 01:23:39,264 I TAKE IT YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. 1540 01:23:39,305 --> 01:23:40,640 SEEING YOU SAFELY ON YOUR WAY 1541 01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:42,559 IS EVERYTHING I WISHED FOR. 1542 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:46,813 WELL, JUST BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE MISSILES, HUH? 1543 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:47,814 YES, SIR. 1544 01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:49,899 [CHUCKLES] 1545 01:23:56,114 --> 01:23:58,825 Nick: MADAM, A THOUSAND THANKS 1546 01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:03,038 AND A THOUSAND PARDONS FOR SUCH A TUMULTUOUS FESTIVE SEASON. 1547 01:24:03,079 --> 01:24:05,665 YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. IT WAS NO TROUBLE. 1548 01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:06,750 WELL, ALMOST. 1549 01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:08,043 HA HA HA! 1550 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:11,963 FLY SAFE. 1551 01:24:12,005 --> 01:24:12,964 GOOD-BYE, HANK. 1552 01:24:13,006 --> 01:24:14,382 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANTA. 1553 01:24:14,424 --> 01:24:16,301 OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1554 01:24:16,342 --> 01:24:18,720 Daniel: SANTA! SANTA! 1555 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:19,763 OH! 1556 01:24:19,804 --> 01:24:20,805 GOOD-BYE. 1557 01:24:20,847 --> 01:24:22,390 GOOD-BYE. 1558 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:23,767 I'LL MISS YOU. 1559 01:24:23,808 --> 01:24:25,101 OH, I'LL BE BACK. 1560 01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:26,227 WHEN? 1561 01:24:26,269 --> 01:24:28,438 WHY, EVERY CHRISTMAS, OF COURSE. 1562 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,606 YOU PROMISE? 1563 01:24:29,647 --> 01:24:31,066 I PROMISE. 1564 01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:34,027 THE GREEN ONE. PASS IT TO ME. 1565 01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:35,278 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1566 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,072 MERRY CHRISTMAS, DANIEL. 1567 01:24:37,113 --> 01:24:39,616 SIR, IT'S GETTING LATE. 1568 01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:40,617 HOW LATE? 1569 01:24:40,658 --> 01:24:41,618 IT'S 11:48. 1570 01:24:41,659 --> 01:24:44,746 OH, THAT'S PLENTY OF TIME. 1571 01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:48,166 COME ON. NO ARGUING IN THE SLEIGH. 1572 01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:50,877 HEY, MOVE OVER. 1573 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:53,963 YEAH? YEAH. 1574 01:24:54,005 --> 01:24:56,174 HA HA HA! MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1575 01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:58,676 Sophia: MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1576 01:24:58,718 --> 01:25:01,971 I'M SO HAPPY. DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP. 1577 01:25:02,013 --> 01:25:03,640 Albert: HANDS UP, ERICKSON. 1578 01:25:03,681 --> 01:25:06,518 IT'S OVER. YOU'RE THROUGH. 1579 01:25:06,559 --> 01:25:07,644 WHAT? 1580 01:25:09,896 --> 01:25:13,525 OH, THIS IS BAD. STUFFIES. 1581 01:25:13,566 --> 01:25:15,110 STUFFIES EVERYWHERE. 1582 01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:19,280 WHAT--WHAT-- WHAT IS THIS? 1583 01:25:19,322 --> 01:25:20,657 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1584 01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:22,075 THERE'S A WAREHOUSE FULL OF THESE 1585 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:26,121 ALIEN WEAPONS AND DEVICES. 1586 01:25:38,216 --> 01:25:42,220 CAN'T FIND ME. CAN'T FIND ME. 1587 01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:44,097 HEY! 1588 01:25:48,101 --> 01:25:52,313 WAIT--IT WAS HERE. IT WAS HERE. 1589 01:25:52,355 --> 01:25:57,610 IT WAS HERE. WHERE HAS IT GONE? 1590 01:25:57,652 --> 01:25:59,028 IT'S GONE. 1591 01:25:59,070 --> 01:26:00,989 [SOBBING] 1592 01:26:01,030 --> 01:26:02,907 [SQUEAKING] 1593 01:26:05,660 --> 01:26:07,495 [SQUEAKING] 1594 01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:12,709 HELLO, LITTLE BUNNY. 1595 01:26:12,750 --> 01:26:16,212 [SQUEAKING] 1596 01:26:16,254 --> 01:26:18,381 COME HERE. I LOVE YOU. 1597 01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:21,968 COME HERE. COME HERE, LITTLE BUNNY. 1598 01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:23,094 Nick: HO HO HO! 1599 01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:24,387 COME BACK SOON! 1600 01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:26,389 GOOD NIGHT! 1601 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:30,185 GOOD NIGHT, MY DEARS, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1602 01:26:30,226 --> 01:26:31,186 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1603 01:26:31,227 --> 01:26:34,147 HO HO HO! 1604 01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,609 SANTA TOLD ME TO GIVE THIS TO YOU. 1605 01:26:37,650 --> 01:26:39,068 REALLY? 1606 01:26:41,154 --> 01:26:43,448 OH. HERE. 1607 01:26:55,793 --> 01:26:58,588 MERRY CHRISTMAS, JOANNA. 1608 01:27:01,424 --> 01:27:04,052 [GIGGLING] 103930