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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,376 --> 00:00:32,998 This is the best. All right. 2 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,482 I fucking love this. Okay. 3 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:36,208 This feels so fucking good. All right. 4 00:00:36,243 --> 00:00:37,899 I fucking love fucking you. 5 00:00:37,934 --> 00:00:39,798 Okay, shh. 6 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,144 Shh. It's okay. 7 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:42,973 Sorry, was I saying "fucking" too much? 8 00:00:43,008 --> 00:00:45,804 No, it's fine. It's good. I like it. Just keep it down, okay? 9 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:46,908 Okay. Okay. 10 00:00:46,943 --> 00:00:48,876 Okay. 11 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,705 Tell me I have a big dick. You've got a big dick, sweetie. 12 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:51,844 Yeah. Say, giant. 13 00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:54,192 You've got a giant dick, sweetie, and I love it. 14 00:00:54,226 --> 00:00:55,262 -Yeah. -I love it. 15 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:56,746 -Yeah. -Circles, please. 16 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,713 -Okay. -Circles. 17 00:00:58,748 --> 00:01:01,199 There we go. Yeah. Okay. All right. 18 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:02,648 Bigger circles, baby. Bigger circles. 19 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:04,167 I feel like I'm giving big circles right now. 20 00:01:04,202 --> 00:01:05,996 -Shh. -Okay. 21 00:01:06,031 --> 00:01:07,550 -Shh. Shh. -Okay. 22 00:01:07,584 --> 00:01:08,516 -Okay? -Okay. 23 00:01:08,551 --> 00:01:12,106 Okay. I'm good. Are you good? You good? 24 00:01:12,141 --> 00:01:14,074 -You good? -Yeah, yeah. Let's do this. 25 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:15,316 -Great. -Okay. 26 00:01:18,664 --> 00:01:20,183 -Okay. - 27 00:01:25,844 --> 00:01:27,570 He's awake. 28 00:01:27,604 --> 00:01:29,089 -Okay, hurry up. -Okay. 29 00:01:32,402 --> 00:01:34,266 Ah. There's still time. 30 00:01:34,301 --> 00:01:36,234 -Oh, my God. -I can come. There's still time for me. 31 00:01:36,268 --> 00:01:37,407 -Honey, he's awake. -No, no, no. 32 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:39,029 -He's awake! -I'm coming! 33 00:01:39,064 --> 00:01:40,686 - 34 00:01:41,411 --> 00:01:42,343 Whoa! 35 00:01:42,378 --> 00:01:44,138 -Hey, buddy! - It smells weird. 36 00:01:44,173 --> 00:01:45,415 It does smell weird? Yeah. 37 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:47,141 -Okay. Let's go, let's go. -All right. 38 00:01:55,839 --> 00:01:58,566 Do you know where RJ's summer pants are? 39 00:02:00,189 --> 00:02:03,226 I have to put an outfit on RJ. Where... 40 00:02:03,985 --> 00:02:05,194 My summer pants? 41 00:02:05,228 --> 00:02:07,506 Yeah, I'm looking for your summer pants, buddy. 42 00:02:08,783 --> 00:02:10,199 Emily. 43 00:02:10,233 --> 00:02:12,373 We really should have labeled the boxes. 44 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:14,720 I didn't realize that we had this much stuff. 45 00:02:14,755 --> 00:02:17,792 All right. Well, I guess he's just gonna fry to death out there 46 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:20,450 'cause all we have is like wintry, fleecy stuff. 47 00:02:20,485 --> 00:02:23,212 I mean, I feel like we could get rid of half this shit. 48 00:02:23,246 --> 00:02:26,007 Yeah, well, you know. Come on. 49 00:02:26,042 --> 00:02:27,285 It's LA, dude. 50 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:28,734 It's every day sunshine. 51 00:02:28,769 --> 00:02:31,841 Are you wearing that to a child's birthday party? 52 00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:36,570 -Oh, come on. -It's little crazy at work. 53 00:02:36,604 --> 00:02:38,434 I really want to get a jump on things. 54 00:02:38,468 --> 00:02:39,262 Really? 55 00:02:39,297 --> 00:02:41,437 Yeah. I'm sorry. Is that cool? 56 00:02:41,885 --> 00:02:43,680 Honey. 57 00:02:43,715 --> 00:02:46,787 I thought this was gonna be like our chance to meet people. 58 00:02:46,821 --> 00:02:47,857 Just this one time. 59 00:02:47,891 --> 00:02:50,342 I mean, you go to work and you talk to people. 60 00:02:50,377 --> 00:02:51,757 -Honey. -I don't talk to people. 61 00:02:51,792 --> 00:02:53,518 -And it's weird. -Alex... 62 00:02:53,552 --> 00:02:54,657 I know. 63 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:56,210 -Like, I'm a grown-up person... - I know. 64 00:02:56,245 --> 00:02:57,901 -...like, going and... - I know. 65 00:02:57,936 --> 00:03:01,215 Am I supposed to just ask other grownups if they want to be friends? 66 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,527 You could. 67 00:03:02,561 --> 00:03:04,391 -You could start there. -Sweetie, stop. 68 00:03:04,425 --> 00:03:05,978 -You could. -That's crazy. 69 00:03:06,013 --> 00:03:07,221 It's not crazy. 70 00:03:07,256 --> 00:03:09,534 I... Seriously, am I... Am I seven years old? 71 00:03:09,568 --> 00:03:11,743 You're not seven years old. 72 00:03:13,572 --> 00:03:15,264 How do you not worry about this stuff? 73 00:03:15,298 --> 00:03:17,990 'Cause I don't need anybody else. 74 00:03:18,025 --> 00:03:20,269 I got everything I need under this roof. 75 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:23,237 Well, that's a nice thing to say. 76 00:03:23,272 --> 00:03:24,894 Yeah, it's true. 77 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,761 All right. Well... 78 00:03:31,452 --> 00:03:33,903 Good luck with the summer pants. 79 00:03:33,937 --> 00:03:35,249 Stop saying summer pants. 80 00:03:35,284 --> 00:03:36,561 It's your... It's your word. 81 00:03:36,595 --> 00:03:38,701 No, it's not. You started saying it first. 82 00:03:38,735 --> 00:03:41,600 No. I think they're called shorts. 83 00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:47,710 Ah, why did I cut those off into shorts. What am I doing? 84 00:03:49,332 --> 00:03:50,954 My son looks like an idiot. 85 00:04:02,828 --> 00:04:04,451 All right, fuck you, too. 86 00:04:09,145 --> 00:04:10,319 Hey, bud. 87 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,390 You having fun? 88 00:04:12,424 --> 00:04:14,944 -Not really. -You wanna go home? 89 00:04:14,978 --> 00:04:16,290 But I just got here. 90 00:04:17,015 --> 00:04:18,396 What? -Hi! 91 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,674 -Hey. -Hey, handsome boys. 92 00:04:21,226 --> 00:04:22,676 -Hi. -You came. 93 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:23,918 Look what I got. 94 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:25,817 What's in here? 95 00:04:25,851 --> 00:04:27,301 Oh, my God. Gummy worms. 96 00:04:27,336 --> 00:04:29,959 -Gummy worms! - Oh, jeez. 97 00:04:29,993 --> 00:04:31,478 -See? -Of course. 98 00:04:31,512 --> 00:04:32,893 Look at that, huh? 99 00:04:33,342 --> 00:04:34,515 Hi. 100 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:35,551 Hi. 101 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:38,312 Thank you for coming. 102 00:04:38,347 --> 00:04:41,867 I know, I was just at work. I was feeling very guilty, I wasn't getting any work done, so... 103 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:44,249 -I came to play. -That's really nice. 104 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,493 Really nice. Thanks. 105 00:04:47,114 --> 00:04:48,840 Oh, my gosh. 106 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:51,981 That's what I'm talking about. Gummy worms and kids, huh? 107 00:04:52,015 --> 00:04:53,603 It's like chumming the ocean for sharks. 108 00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:55,433 -You're a genius. -Yeah. 109 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:58,574 Hey, buddy. 110 00:04:58,608 --> 00:05:00,541 Hold on. What's... What's going on? 111 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:02,371 Who's, um... I don't know. 112 00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:03,441 What is this guy... 113 00:05:03,475 --> 00:05:04,821 -Why... -I don't know. 114 00:05:04,856 --> 00:05:07,134 -Why is he talking to RJ? -I don't know. 115 00:05:07,168 --> 00:05:08,825 Should you go talk to him? Should I? 116 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,171 Maybe? I don't know. 117 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:11,725 I mean, if he's gonna... 118 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:13,865 Oh, here he comes. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming. 119 00:05:13,899 --> 00:05:15,004 Hello. Hi. 120 00:05:15,038 --> 00:05:16,488 -How are you? - Good. 121 00:05:16,523 --> 00:05:18,352 Is that boy yours over there? 122 00:05:18,387 --> 00:05:19,319 Yeah. 123 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,079 Well, I'm glad I caught this. 124 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:24,358 This, my friend, is a pest that wreaks havoc in little boys' bellies. 125 00:05:24,393 --> 00:05:27,188 I don't know where he got it from, but I wanted to bring it to your attention. 126 00:05:27,223 --> 00:05:28,638 Oh. 127 00:05:28,673 --> 00:05:31,020 Well, thank you. That would've been terrible if he ate it. 128 00:05:31,054 --> 00:05:32,228 Yeah. 129 00:05:32,262 --> 00:05:34,368 My son Max is on a strict vegan diet. 130 00:05:34,403 --> 00:05:36,336 Oh. -And a cleanse. 131 00:05:37,026 --> 00:05:39,373 Just kidding. I'm Kurt. 132 00:05:39,408 --> 00:05:41,858 -Hey, I'm Alex. This is Emily, my wife. -Emily. 133 00:05:41,893 --> 00:05:43,688 Emily, Alex, pleasure. How are you? 134 00:05:43,722 --> 00:05:45,759 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 135 00:05:48,313 --> 00:05:50,004 So you guys part of the birthday party or... 136 00:05:50,039 --> 00:05:52,938 Oh, no, no. This is our usual park. We come here every day. 137 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:54,457 Oh, cool. 138 00:05:54,492 --> 00:05:56,286 How about you? I haven't seen you in the neighborhood You new around here? 139 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:58,392 Yeah, we just moved here from Seattle. 140 00:05:58,427 --> 00:06:00,118 -Two week in. -Two weeks. 141 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,464 Wow. Well, welcome. 142 00:06:01,499 --> 00:06:03,466 You guys picked the coolest area in Los Angeles. 143 00:06:03,501 --> 00:06:04,847 Yeah? -Yeah. Absolutely. 144 00:06:04,881 --> 00:06:06,987 You know, we heard that this is where 145 00:06:07,021 --> 00:06:09,507 the younger people with kids were living. 146 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:11,025 -This park's fucking fantastic. -Uh-huh. 147 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:13,338 You've got two oyster bars. One of which is the shit. 148 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,926 -That's great. -Shops... 149 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,411 My wife and I moved here about two years ago. We love it. 150 00:06:17,446 --> 00:06:18,895 -Wow. -Cool. Awesome. 151 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:20,103 That's great. 152 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:21,415 Wow. 153 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:23,555 Max has really taken a shine to your boy. 154 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:26,489 He's very discerning, doesn't make friends easily. 155 00:06:26,524 --> 00:06:28,526 -RJ is actually the same way. -Yeah. 156 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:29,699 -Yeah. Yeah. -Really? 157 00:06:29,734 --> 00:06:31,667 Where's he going to school in the fall? 158 00:06:33,013 --> 00:06:33,807 Um... 159 00:06:33,841 --> 00:06:35,774 Have you guys taken your tours yet? 160 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:36,879 -Tours? -Touring the schools? 161 00:06:36,913 --> 00:06:40,020 Yeah. Go around, look at them. 162 00:06:40,054 --> 00:06:41,987 Okay. Well, I get a little bit crazy about that stuff. 163 00:06:42,022 --> 00:06:43,920 Yeah, another... It's all coming up. 164 00:06:43,955 --> 00:06:46,336 Just as long as you get your applications in early, you'll be fine. 165 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:47,993 If you need a letter of recommendation, 166 00:06:48,028 --> 00:06:50,651 I'm sort of the mayor of this area, so I can absolutely help you. 167 00:06:50,686 --> 00:06:51,687 -Thank you. -Thank you. 168 00:06:51,721 --> 00:06:52,998 -Thanks. - Cool. Well... 169 00:06:54,241 --> 00:06:55,967 -Emelia. -Ah. Ooh. 170 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,211 -Alexander. -All right. 171 00:06:59,246 --> 00:07:00,868 So cool, you guys. 172 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,456 -This is so cool. Welcome. -Yeah. 173 00:07:02,491 --> 00:07:03,423 -Great. -Great. 174 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:04,458 -Great people. -All right. 175 00:07:04,493 --> 00:07:05,494 All right. See you. 176 00:07:05,528 --> 00:07:06,771 Bye. See you. 177 00:07:06,805 --> 00:07:09,636 You know, we have more to discuss. 178 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,361 Tonight is our regular pizza night. 179 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:13,881 We could turn it into a "welcome to the neighborhood" get-together. 180 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:16,401 I can give you the one on one on the schools in the area and... 181 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,989 It could be fun. 182 00:07:18,023 --> 00:07:19,922 -Huh. - I'm just throwing it out there. 183 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:23,443 Uh, yeah, I mean, that's really nice, but you shouldn't feel obligated. 184 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:24,927 -Obligated-shmobligated. - No. 185 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:27,792 Our boys seem to love each other and we love making new friends. 186 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:29,172 It's not an obligation. It's fun... 187 00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:31,381 -You know, yes. Yeah. -I... 188 00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:33,763 That actually sounds like a lot of fun, right? 189 00:07:33,798 --> 00:07:35,351 Yeah. Sure. 190 00:07:35,385 --> 00:07:37,595 And Alex was just talking this morning about wanting to make new friends. 191 00:07:37,629 --> 00:07:39,700 -Get out of here. - Mm-hmm. 192 00:07:39,735 --> 00:07:43,566 Great. Well, why don't you come over at like 5:00, 5:30? We're at 1983 Cameron Court. 193 00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:44,878 -Done. Thank you. -Awesome. 194 00:07:44,912 --> 00:07:46,293 -Awesome. Great. -That's really nice. 195 00:07:46,327 --> 00:07:48,191 -See you there. -And listen, do not bring anything. 196 00:07:48,226 --> 00:07:50,573 Just bring yourselves. We have everything covered, okay? No cheating. 197 00:07:50,608 --> 00:07:52,644 Going to Whole Foods now, any dietary restrictions? 198 00:07:52,679 --> 00:07:53,818 -I don't think so. -Screw it. 199 00:07:53,852 --> 00:07:56,165 You guys, I'm so excited. Yay! 200 00:07:56,199 --> 00:07:57,546 All right. 201 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:59,617 -See you later. Kurt. - Bye, buddy. 202 00:07:59,651 --> 00:08:02,378 Wow, he seems cool. 203 00:08:02,412 --> 00:08:05,036 Best case scenario, I think we just made our first new friends. 204 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,037 -Yeah. -Yeah. 205 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:07,141 Worst case? 206 00:08:07,176 --> 00:08:10,006 We have a boring night and we go home early. 207 00:08:15,978 --> 00:08:17,600 -Whoa. -Oh, wow. 208 00:08:17,635 --> 00:08:19,499 That's a pretty nice house. 209 00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:21,673 Up, please. 210 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:24,538 Oh, sweetie, it's only a little bit further. 211 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:25,781 -Here. Will you take that? -Yeah. 212 00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:28,473 Okay. Come here. Come here. 213 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,544 Want a little bit of a... 214 00:08:35,756 --> 00:08:38,690 What have you been eating? What's in your belly? 215 00:08:38,725 --> 00:08:40,036 -What the fuck, hun? - Food! 216 00:08:40,071 --> 00:08:41,003 Food? 217 00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:42,073 -Honey. -Yeah. 218 00:08:42,936 --> 00:08:44,282 What? 219 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:48,148 This is Two-Buck Chuck. We can't bring this to the dinner party. 220 00:08:48,182 --> 00:08:49,529 Why? 221 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,427 Why? 'Cause it's two bucks. 222 00:08:51,461 --> 00:08:53,912 It's what we had. I didn't think it was gonna make a difference. 223 00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:57,260 This is like what 19-year-olds cook with. 224 00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:59,021 Oh, sweetie. It's fine. 225 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,369 -It's fine, right? -It's kind of a lame move. 226 00:09:02,403 --> 00:09:06,235 I... I think what you're doing right now is kind of a lame move. 227 00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:10,619 -Hello! - Hey. 228 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:12,482 Welcome, new friends. I'm Charlotte. 229 00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:13,725 Hi. -You must be Alex. 230 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,796 -Come on in. Come on in. -Okay. Thank you. 231 00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:17,971 I'm just gonna kiss your cheeks. Mmm. 232 00:09:18,005 --> 00:09:18,834 Okay. 233 00:09:18,868 --> 00:09:20,180 -And you must be Emily. -Yes. 234 00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:22,320 Beauty! Whoo! Well, thank you. 235 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,597 Thank you for that. 236 00:09:23,632 --> 00:09:25,150 Let that kid down. We'll have them run free here. 237 00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:26,980 All right. There we go. 238 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:31,156 Hello, sweet pea. Do you wanna eat pizza until your belly explodes? 239 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:32,537 -Yeah! -Yeah? 240 00:09:35,195 --> 00:09:38,439 Oh, I know someone who's been waiting to play with him all day long. 241 00:09:38,474 --> 00:09:39,786 -Come on in, please. - Thank you. 242 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,753 Um, here you go. - 243 00:09:41,788 --> 00:09:42,892 This is from a farm up north. 244 00:09:42,927 --> 00:09:44,722 -It's our friend's farm. -Wow! 245 00:09:44,756 --> 00:09:46,862 Yeah, that's why there's no label, 'cause they recycle the bottles. 246 00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:49,899 -Oh. Okay. -So... It's organic. 247 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:52,730 Great. Wow. Well, thank you so much, Alex. 248 00:09:52,764 --> 00:09:54,110 -Great. -Come on in. 249 00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:56,596 The boys are just finishing their homework. 250 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,080 I'm gonna get you with my horse! 251 00:09:58,114 --> 00:09:59,702 I'm gonna get you with my horse! 252 00:09:59,737 --> 00:10:01,635 All right, last one. Last one. 253 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,776 "Vamos a la biblioteca." 254 00:10:04,811 --> 00:10:06,640 Biblioteca! 255 00:10:06,675 --> 00:10:08,435 -Right. Hey. - Hey. 256 00:10:08,469 --> 00:10:09,850 Bienvenudos,guys. 257 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,645 Ciao. Hey. 258 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,164 Kurt is speaking Spanish with Max 259 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:16,581 in anticipation for some work we're gonna be doing in Ecuador. 260 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,755 Oh, wow! That's amazing. 261 00:10:17,789 --> 00:10:19,377 Mm-hmm. But with me 262 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,759 -it's mostly French. -Uh-huh. 263 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,105 You... So, you... French and Spanish? 264 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:25,625 -Does that ever get confusing for him? -No. 265 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,730 -Do the two... -Keeps him on his toes. 266 00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:31,423 I don't know if you guys noticed, but we've got a seriously delicious situation developing here. 267 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:32,666 -Oh, yeah. -Mmm, yum! 268 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:35,358 -You guys look great. -Oh, thanks. 269 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:37,464 Hey, thank you again for inviting us. 270 00:10:37,498 --> 00:10:38,534 Oh, yeah. 271 00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:39,811 Your house is gorgeous, by the way. 272 00:10:39,846 --> 00:10:41,641 Thank you. -It's beautiful. 273 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:46,507 I'm proud to say that Kurt designed and rebuilt the entire thing himself. 274 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:47,681 Well... 275 00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:49,407 It was just an ugly box when we bought it. 276 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,374 Holy cow! 277 00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:54,032 I actually based the entire design on Charlotte's childhood home in the south of France. 278 00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:57,795 Wow. So is that what you do? You're an architect? 279 00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:00,763 I've... I've lived many lives, Alex. 280 00:11:00,798 --> 00:11:06,424 I've been born, died and resurrected so many times, I can't even tell you, but... 281 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,184 Can I show you what my passion is now? 282 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:09,530 I'm really excited about it. 283 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:10,670 -Yeah. -Yeah. 284 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,947 Then we'll do pizza. 285 00:11:18,608 --> 00:11:19,713 Here, drink it. 286 00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:23,855 Yeah? -Yeah, drink it, taste it. 287 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:26,306 -How does that taste? -Oh. It's... It's really good. 288 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,136 Are you familiar with desalinization through reverse osmosis? 289 00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:30,966 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 290 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,484 -You are. - Um... 291 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:35,591 Remind me again what, what it is. 292 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,421 So, that water that you're drinking was processed through a filtering system 293 00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:41,908 that I've been developing for the past ten years. My own personal system. 294 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:44,669 What's wrong with a... Like a normal filter? 295 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:48,880 They only last about 36 hours. After that you're basically drinking liquid cancer. 296 00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:50,813 Mmm. But with my system, 297 00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:55,369 we're essentially taking spoiled lemons and making sweet, sweet lemonade. 298 00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:58,269 Like that water that you're drinking right there, that was initially sewage. 299 00:11:58,303 --> 00:11:59,270 Pretty amazing, right? 300 00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:00,064 Mmm. -Oh. 301 00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:02,894 Yeah. So you see how far... 302 00:12:02,929 --> 00:12:05,310 Oh, no. Oh, no. Alex... Oh-oh. 303 00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:08,072 Alex. Alex, it's beyond clean. I would not give you disgusting water. 304 00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:09,832 He's just joking. -I know he's kidding. 305 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,351 No, it's so good. 306 00:12:11,385 --> 00:12:13,284 Well, thank you. -It's really good. 307 00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:15,113 We already have our system set up in some of the poorest parts of the world. 308 00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:17,875 -Like your Cubas, your Northern Pakistans... -Wow. 309 00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:19,704 Your Central Republic of Africas. 310 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,981 We're taking this bitch village to village. 311 00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:22,534 -Oh, my God, just... -Before you can... 312 00:12:24,088 --> 00:12:26,849 Sometimes the only way to shut him is to kiss him. 313 00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:28,092 That's not true. Is that true? 314 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:30,025 -No, I mean... -I stop talking. 315 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:31,751 I'm so proud of you, darling. 316 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,407 -I stop. I stop. -I'm fucking hungry. 317 00:12:33,442 --> 00:12:34,615 Okay. 318 00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:35,789 Are you hungry? I'm sure you are. 319 00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:38,343 Are you guys fucking hungry? 320 00:12:38,378 --> 00:12:39,551 -Sure. -Yeah. 321 00:12:45,488 --> 00:12:48,112 One more piece of pizza for old tubby over here. 322 00:12:48,146 --> 00:12:49,596 Oh... 323 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,632 Seriously, buddy, you don't have to barf to show us you like the food. 324 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,496 Honey, he might have a point there. I don't know. 325 00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:55,636 Jesus, I feel like I'm on Intervention or something. 326 00:12:55,671 --> 00:12:58,191 Just let him have one more piece. He's a growing boy. 327 00:12:58,225 --> 00:13:00,987 Thank you, Charlotte. -You're welcome. 328 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:03,058 The pizza is yucky. 329 00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:04,818 Doesn't look like you thought it was yucky. 330 00:13:04,853 --> 00:13:06,820 It's so good, you know what it makes me think about? 331 00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:08,546 What? - 332 00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:13,827 Isn't he the funniest? 333 00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:15,484 You know what? 334 00:13:15,518 --> 00:13:17,969 -Hold on, I just wanna say one thing. -He's very funny. 335 00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:19,557 I wanna say one thing. 336 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:23,354 You know, one of our main worries coming here was 337 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:27,461 that we wouldn't be able to meet new people or make new friends. 338 00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:29,325 Um... 339 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:33,226 And I have to say that tonight you guys really put that to bed. 340 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:34,779 And, and, and... -It's true. 341 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,954 It is true. - It's true. He's... Yeah. 342 00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:40,992 -And I just wanna say, thank you for having us in your beautiful home. - Thank you. 343 00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:43,374 -Glad we could be of service. Cheers. - So, thank you. 344 00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:47,447 And, you know what, speaking of being put to bed. 345 00:13:47,481 --> 00:13:50,691 Yeah, I think we're hitting the wall here energy-wise. 346 00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,521 -Yeah, it's close. -Yeah. 347 00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:55,075 -It's gonna be all like the squirt's rules from here on out. - Yeah. 348 00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:57,250 RJ, are you ready to say goodbye to Max? 349 00:13:57,284 --> 00:14:00,529 Only in America do we let children dictate when the night is over. 350 00:14:00,563 --> 00:14:04,326 Why don't we put the kids to bed upstairs and continue down here? 351 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,259 Carry him home later, once we're done. 352 00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:07,674 Yeah. -What do you think? 353 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:08,813 This is a French house. 354 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:09,952 Yeah, it's a French house. 355 00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:11,505 -Oh. -I don't... 356 00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,059 Well, we... No, we... We'll just get out of your hair. 357 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,957 -We want you to stay. - It's fine. 358 00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:16,890 We want it. We want it. 359 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,893 -I mean... -Is that what... 360 00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,653 Yes. Settled then. All right. 361 00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,517 I'm not done with you two yet. 362 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:24,933 And as for you two kids. 363 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:28,246 You come with me upstairs because I have got a surprise for you. 364 00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:29,489 Do you like surprises? 365 00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,008 Me! Yes! 366 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:34,149 Give me 20 minutes and I will give you parental bliss. 367 00:14:35,529 --> 00:14:36,737 Come on, sit down. 368 00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:38,049 Wait for me! - I... 369 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:39,809 What do you think? I mean... 370 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,123 -Why not? 371 00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:21,299 Can't sleep. 372 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:31,413 Kurt's got it. Just give it a second. Trust me on this. 373 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:54,160 Night night. Good night. 374 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,380 Un-fucking-believable. 375 00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:14,456 Pretty amazing people, huh, babe? 376 00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:17,977 Best case scenario? 377 00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:20,738 I love you. 378 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,773 Shh. Night night. 379 00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:59,121 Sleep tight, boys. 380 00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:04,575 You are a man of many talents. 381 00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:05,748 I am. 382 00:17:05,783 --> 00:17:08,027 I love you so much. Love you so much. 383 00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:12,341 So, Charlotte... -You're the best. 384 00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:16,173 You know, I'm realizing as we're sitting here that we've been together all night 385 00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:17,484 and I haven't yet asked you what you... 386 00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:19,383 -Oh, yeah. -What you're up to these days? 387 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,178 Charlotte's between things at the moment. 388 00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:22,558 -Yeah. I am. -Okay. 389 00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:25,078 I mean, right now my main job is mom. 390 00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:27,770 Ah, most important job of all. I know exactly what you're talking about. 391 00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:29,082 Well, thank you Alex. Thank you. 392 00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:30,842 What do you... What do you mean by that? 393 00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:32,706 Oh. I just... No, I just mean, like... 394 00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:37,090 You know, I very much respect the mom job because I've been at home with RJ and... 395 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,058 -Oh, really? - Um... 396 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,543 Yeah. I mean, I meant it as a compliment to, you know, all the moms out there. 397 00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,338 Yes, yes. 398 00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:47,169 It's beautiful that you're making those sacrifices so that Emily can pursue her career. 399 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,826 Yeah. -Oh, thanks. 400 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:52,692 But you need to find ways to nurture your soul at the same time. 401 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,280 Oh. 402 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,420 And how do you do that, babe? 403 00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:59,216 I have my hobbies. 404 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,770 Charlotte's working part time as a masseuse. 405 00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:02,874 Oh. 406 00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:04,497 -Well, I'm dabbling. -Yeah. 407 00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:07,500 -That's cool. - But, you know what? She's actually... 408 00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:10,951 She's more than that. Um, she's a fabulous actress. 409 00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:13,161 -Really? -Now, that is cool. 410 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:15,024 - That's so nuts. 411 00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:18,097 I swear to God, right when I walked in here that's exactly... 412 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,857 Like I looked at you and I thought, 413 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,031 "She's so beautiful, she must be an actress or a model or something." 414 00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:23,136 Oh, thank you. You did? 415 00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:24,310 And I was right! 416 00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:26,277 I mean I haven't done it in a long time. 417 00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:28,037 -That's crazy. - Thank you. 418 00:18:28,072 --> 00:18:31,593 It's hard because her French agent is not here, so it's a little bit... 419 00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:32,870 It is hard. 420 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,561 -We've never met a real actress before. -We don't... 421 00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:36,045 Is there... -You've never met an actor before? 422 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,530 -No! -No. I don't think so. 423 00:18:37,564 --> 00:18:39,670 I think this is our... Yes, it's... It's our first... 424 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:43,605 -Is there anything that we might be able to see you in maybe? -Yes! Yeah! 425 00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:46,608 Um... No, we don't have any... 426 00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:50,370 -You do. -I see... I think somebody might be giving it away. 427 00:18:56,618 --> 00:18:59,068 -We're movie buffs. -Yeah. We watch... 428 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,553 We've probably seen it, so... 429 00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:02,071 I'm grabbing it. 430 00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:03,314 -Yes! -Yay. 431 00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:06,283 See, this is truly exciting for us. So... 432 00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:07,905 Really, thank you. 433 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,356 I mean, I hope you're not gonna be disappointed. 434 00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:11,840 -Well, I don't think that's possible. -No. 435 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:14,394 What are you talking about? This is great stuff! 436 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,227 Fasten your seat belts. 437 00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:23,438 We're really proud of Charlotte's work in this one. 438 00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,762 So I think if we just begin... 439 00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:39,661 -Yeah? -...by opening your shirt. Do you mind? 440 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:41,249 -No. I don't. -With me, right? 441 00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:42,767 -It's all very simple, right? -Mm-hmm. 442 00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:44,907 -We just unbutton your shirt, right? -Yeah. 443 00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,702 -You could do it anywhere. Really. -Okay. 444 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:49,084 -You could do it in a restaurant, at home, right? -Yeah. 445 00:19:49,118 --> 00:19:52,432 Okay, and if you wanna just bring your breasts out for me, right? 446 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,296 Yeah. 447 00:19:54,331 --> 00:19:57,989 -And if you wanna start by massaging in some circular motions. -Yeah? 448 00:19:58,024 --> 00:20:06,274 You wanna take your flanges or breast shields and you just wanna place them right on your nipples. 449 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:09,242 Get just the perfect latch there, right? 450 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:12,280 -Then you'll turn your machine on... 451 00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:15,248 And it will just start sucking, right? 452 00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:17,008 Hey-o! 453 00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:19,148 You wanna really... See, if you don't feel... 454 00:20:20,357 --> 00:20:22,255 Well. You get the picture. 455 00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:27,053 But I am proud to say that this DVD was included with all the breast pumps 456 00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:30,298 that this company sold from 2005 to 2008. 457 00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:32,472 That was a great plain breast pump. You guys keep it. 458 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:34,267 -Oh, thanks. - It's a gift. Keep it. 459 00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:36,511 So we'll take it home with us? 460 00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:39,617 Yeah. It's a gift. 461 00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:41,861 Watch it at your own leisure. - Thanks. 462 00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:46,072 It was awesome. 463 00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:47,591 Oh, please. Thank you. 464 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,593 You looked very beautiful in it. 465 00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:51,629 I mean, it's... I tried to stay natural. 466 00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:52,803 Huh. 467 00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:54,563 It... It was very natural. 468 00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,738 Wow. Well... 469 00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:58,636 Thank you, Alex. I really appreciate that. 470 00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:02,502 You know what? I've got the perfect thing for this moment, right now. 471 00:21:02,537 --> 00:21:04,573 Sweetie, would you get them some more red wine? 472 00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:06,679 -I'm gonna get something from upstairs. - Okay. Yeah. 473 00:21:06,713 --> 00:21:09,268 You guys, just chill. Sweetie? 474 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,270 I'm gonna get some wine. We have no more wine. 475 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,444 -Okay, that sounds like a great idea. -Okay. 476 00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:22,729 What? 477 00:21:24,144 --> 00:21:25,594 Honey. 478 00:21:25,629 --> 00:21:28,873 This is California. Maybe this is what dinner parties are like. 479 00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:30,634 How am I supposed to know? 480 00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:33,602 I mean, up until then it was fine. 481 00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:35,328 -Like they were great, right? -What was great? 482 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,986 -Kurt was playing music... -They were great or her breasts were great? 483 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,677 Oh, please. 484 00:21:39,712 --> 00:21:41,472 -I love your boobs. -Oh, stop. 485 00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:43,336 -I love your boobs very much. -Stop. 486 00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:47,271 Twelve months of breast feeding a child has completely decimated my breasts. 487 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:52,621 I worship them. I worship them like they're two little Jesuses on your chest... 488 00:21:52,656 --> 00:21:54,347 Hey! - Hey. 489 00:21:54,382 --> 00:21:57,661 I just checked on the boys. They're just so cute. 490 00:21:57,695 --> 00:21:58,489 Oh, great. 491 00:21:58,524 --> 00:22:00,008 They look like little brothers. 492 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:03,667 I mean, I'm so happy to know that Max has a new buddy. 493 00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:06,532 You guys smoke pot, right? 494 00:22:07,049 --> 00:22:08,085 -No. -Yeah. 495 00:22:15,748 --> 00:22:17,025 Whoa! 496 00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:18,785 Holy... Holy cow! 497 00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:22,271 Wow! - Whoa! 498 00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:25,758 See, I don't know if he knows how to do it, the thing we... 499 00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:27,863 Are you gonna give it a shot? 500 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,491 Oh, honey. 501 00:22:41,049 --> 00:22:42,153 You did it! 502 00:23:32,963 --> 00:23:34,102 Come here. 503 00:23:34,136 --> 00:23:35,172 Can't see shit, man. 504 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,449 Here take my hand. 505 00:23:36,484 --> 00:23:37,623 You're all right? - Yeah. 506 00:23:37,657 --> 00:23:38,934 Hit your head? - No. 507 00:23:38,969 --> 00:23:40,004 Okay, come here. 508 00:23:41,489 --> 00:23:42,904 All right. 509 00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:44,837 Whoa. This is what I wanted to show you. 510 00:23:44,871 --> 00:23:46,977 Is this like your office or something? 511 00:23:47,011 --> 00:23:49,117 I guess you could say that. Here. 512 00:23:51,775 --> 00:23:53,846 Oh, wow! -All this... 513 00:23:54,812 --> 00:23:58,471 This is, uh, how I keep my sanity. 514 00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:03,269 Painting first entered my life when I was around RJ and Max's age. 515 00:24:03,303 --> 00:24:06,617 What started out as dipping my fingers in the tips of the, uh, 516 00:24:06,652 --> 00:24:08,895 acrylics blossomed into all this. 517 00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:15,488 -My refuge. It's how I can truly express myself. - Huh. 518 00:24:17,835 --> 00:24:21,770 Is that... Is that what I think it is? 519 00:24:21,805 --> 00:24:23,669 Very perceptive of you. 520 00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:26,775 -That's... -You can say it. 521 00:24:28,397 --> 00:24:30,572 -A butt hole? - Yeah. 522 00:24:30,607 --> 00:24:32,643 This series is called Portals. 523 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,301 Each of them painted from life. 524 00:24:35,335 --> 00:24:38,373 I was lucky enough to have some of my best friends donate the time as models. 525 00:24:38,407 --> 00:24:40,133 Even Charlotte's up here somewhere. 526 00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:45,760 Fifty bucks if you can guess which one's mine. 527 00:24:47,934 --> 00:24:48,832 Butt hole? 528 00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:51,800 Oh, well. 529 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,216 That one. 530 00:24:55,217 --> 00:24:56,840 That's amazing. 531 00:24:56,874 --> 00:24:58,531 Really? Is that... That's... Huh. That's yours? 532 00:24:58,566 --> 00:25:00,291 -That's me. -Oh, great. 533 00:25:00,326 --> 00:25:01,983 -That's me. -That's great. 534 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:04,123 Do you paint? 535 00:25:05,124 --> 00:25:08,092 -Yeah. No. - Hmm. 536 00:25:08,127 --> 00:25:10,750 I always wanted to, though, because I always felt like, you know... 537 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,822 I always felt like I could. 538 00:25:13,857 --> 00:25:14,582 Yeah. 539 00:25:14,616 --> 00:25:16,549 Um, like I feel like if I did it, 540 00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:18,586 it would be, um, really... 541 00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:20,622 Great. 542 00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:21,968 -No question. -Yeah. 543 00:25:22,003 --> 00:25:24,764 -Do you think... -I think there's never... 544 00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:27,802 -Never an excuse not to try this. -Yeah? 545 00:25:27,836 --> 00:25:29,735 'Cause these are amazing. 546 00:25:29,769 --> 00:25:32,323 I think you could do it. And if you ever want, you can borrow some of my acrylics. 547 00:25:32,358 --> 00:25:35,292 -Really? -I got everything here. You can come paint with me. 548 00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:36,880 I can come here and paint with you? 549 00:25:36,914 --> 00:25:39,848 Bring RJ over, let him play upstairs, we could sit out here and paint. 550 00:25:39,883 --> 00:25:42,471 You know what, I'm gonna start painting. 551 00:25:42,506 --> 00:25:43,887 I think I'm gonna start painting. 552 00:25:43,921 --> 00:25:45,647 -You are painting. You are painting. -I'm gonna... 553 00:25:45,682 --> 00:25:46,821 I'm gonna be a painter. 554 00:25:46,855 --> 00:25:48,961 You are a painter. You're great. 555 00:25:48,995 --> 00:25:51,619 I feel like I just, like, made a decision. 556 00:25:51,653 --> 00:25:53,310 -Really? -Yeah. 557 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,139 -That's so cool. -Yeah. 558 00:25:56,658 --> 00:26:01,387 Oh, my God, this house is just amazing! 559 00:26:01,421 --> 00:26:04,217 I mean, I'm... I'm lost already. 560 00:26:04,252 --> 00:26:05,840 You'll get used to it. 561 00:26:05,874 --> 00:26:07,911 -This is my bedroom. -Okay. 562 00:26:09,809 --> 00:26:11,224 Wow! 563 00:26:12,225 --> 00:26:13,848 Whoa! 564 00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:18,369 Oh, my God! 565 00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:23,892 These cookies are 566 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:28,103 so incredible right now. 567 00:26:28,138 --> 00:26:30,209 Mmm. Oh, yeah. 568 00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:33,419 I love these cookies. 569 00:26:33,453 --> 00:26:35,248 You know, you can't find them in France. 570 00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:36,733 No. 571 00:26:36,767 --> 00:26:39,632 And there's so many ways to eat them. 572 00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:42,980 Mmm. So many tasty combinations. 573 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:49,262 You know, I never thought that I would be surrounded by boys. 574 00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:53,681 Hmm. I know the feeling. 575 00:26:53,715 --> 00:26:55,441 -Don't get me wrong. -Mmm-hmm. 576 00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:57,616 I love it. I think it's great. 577 00:26:58,340 --> 00:26:59,997 I just think that it can be 578 00:27:00,998 --> 00:27:04,208 just downright kind of nasty sometimes. Like... 579 00:27:06,072 --> 00:27:10,042 I really find myself craving feminine energy. 580 00:27:12,527 --> 00:27:15,012 What's this area? 581 00:27:15,047 --> 00:27:17,843 This is just another creative spot in the place. 582 00:27:17,877 --> 00:27:21,122 -Um, it's a photography zone. -Oh, cool. 583 00:27:21,156 --> 00:27:25,057 It's where I take all the pictures of the models who come in to, uh... 584 00:27:25,091 --> 00:27:27,404 The people that pose for the... 585 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,683 Yeah, they come in, take the photos, print the photos. 586 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,409 I can blow them up to any size I want, 587 00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:34,963 'cause as you can see, it's extremely detailed. 588 00:27:34,998 --> 00:27:36,793 -You just paint based off of the photos? -Yeah. 589 00:27:36,827 --> 00:27:38,829 -That makes sense, yeah. -Yeah. 590 00:27:38,864 --> 00:27:41,452 Or I'll have them come in and take pictures of me. 591 00:27:41,487 --> 00:27:42,902 Oh, right, when you... 592 00:27:42,937 --> 00:27:44,904 Yeah, a lot of them are self portraits. 593 00:27:48,805 --> 00:27:51,221 You want my advice, Emily? 594 00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:52,532 Yeah. 595 00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:55,984 You need to create your own space. 596 00:27:57,399 --> 00:27:59,022 One that is only yours. 597 00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:03,371 -Mine, is this bedroom. -Mm-hmm. 598 00:28:03,405 --> 00:28:06,685 And Kurt's okay with that? He's okay with all the girly stuff in here? 599 00:28:07,306 --> 00:28:08,790 Ah, no, no, no, no. 600 00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:11,310 This isn't Kurt's bedroom at all. 601 00:28:11,344 --> 00:28:12,829 No. This is mybedroom. 602 00:28:12,863 --> 00:28:16,384 Oh, I'm sorry. I just assumed that you guys were... 603 00:28:17,454 --> 00:28:19,076 It's totally fine, you know. 604 00:28:19,111 --> 00:28:23,080 It, it all started with him taking too much time in the bathroom and then 605 00:28:23,115 --> 00:28:26,705 I couldn't sleep with his breathing noises but it's, 606 00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:29,328 it's all for the best. I love it. 607 00:28:29,362 --> 00:28:30,467 -You love it? -Mmm. 608 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:33,884 So you sleep in here alone? 609 00:28:33,919 --> 00:28:37,405 This bedroom is mine. It's only mine. 610 00:28:37,439 --> 00:28:39,131 Mm-hmm. 611 00:28:39,165 --> 00:28:42,513 And there are things that I do in my bedroom that no one needs to know about. 612 00:28:46,276 --> 00:28:47,933 You know you've got a really great look. 613 00:28:49,141 --> 00:28:51,039 -Uh... -Anybody ever tell you that? 614 00:28:51,971 --> 00:28:53,248 No. 615 00:28:53,283 --> 00:28:55,664 You gotta a really neat thing going on. 616 00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:57,597 Mind if I snap a couple? 617 00:28:57,632 --> 00:28:58,944 Um... 618 00:28:59,979 --> 00:29:02,154 I think I might need some direction or... 619 00:29:02,188 --> 00:29:04,466 You don't. Just do whatever you were just doing. It was great. 620 00:29:05,398 --> 00:29:06,434 -Really? -Yeah. 621 00:29:07,262 --> 00:29:08,505 That's great. Relax. 622 00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:10,127 -Like that? -Yeah. 623 00:29:11,404 --> 00:29:12,509 -Wait. -Okay. 624 00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:18,342 Your shirt's kind of blending in with the backdrop. Would you take it off, please? 625 00:29:18,377 --> 00:29:19,550 -My shirt? -Yeah 626 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,934 All right. 627 00:29:23,969 --> 00:29:29,146 You know, I would put money on my husband just being 628 00:29:29,181 --> 00:29:31,148 passed out on the floor right now. 629 00:29:31,183 --> 00:29:35,359 He usually has a bit of trouble keeping it together when he smokes weed. 630 00:29:35,394 --> 00:29:37,396 Oh, he seemed fine to me. 631 00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,226 We'll see. 632 00:29:40,261 --> 00:29:42,297 -One time in college... -Mm-hmm. 633 00:29:42,332 --> 00:29:46,681 ...he thought that he was breathing out of his ears and he had a panic attack. 634 00:29:46,715 --> 00:29:48,683 Be careful. Careful. 635 00:29:48,717 --> 00:29:50,029 I'm serious. He did that. 636 00:29:50,064 --> 00:29:51,099 -Like that? -That's great, yeah. 637 00:29:51,134 --> 00:29:52,756 That feels weird, like... 638 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,103 But you know what, it's weird in real life, it's great on camera. 639 00:29:55,138 --> 00:29:56,829 Yeah. You're looking for... 640 00:29:56,864 --> 00:29:58,003 -Hey! - 641 00:29:58,037 --> 00:29:59,521 -Oh, hey, guys. Hi. - Hey! 642 00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:00,729 -Hey. - 643 00:30:00,764 --> 00:30:02,593 -Um, what's up? - See? 644 00:30:02,628 --> 00:30:04,975 -I told you that he was gonna... - It's okay. Don't worry. 645 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:06,321 -What's up? -Hey. 646 00:30:06,356 --> 00:30:07,944 What are you... 647 00:30:07,978 --> 00:30:10,256 -What are you guys... -What we were doing was just getting to the good part. 648 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:13,052 You were getting to the good part? What does that mean? 649 00:30:13,087 --> 00:30:14,502 Oh, it's okay. It's just painting. 650 00:30:14,536 --> 00:30:17,954 Yeah, hun, did you know that Kurt was a painter? 651 00:30:17,988 --> 00:30:19,748 -No! -Painted all these beautiful paintings. Yeah. 652 00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:21,026 I didn't know that. 653 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,407 And, uh, he's a photographer too, which is... 654 00:30:23,442 --> 00:30:24,857 Why were you on the ground? 655 00:30:24,892 --> 00:30:28,274 There's nothing to worry about, Emily. We were just free styling. 656 00:30:28,309 --> 00:30:30,587 -We got into a mood and just went with it. -Yeah. 657 00:30:31,381 --> 00:30:32,796 You're ridiculous. 658 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:33,935 Hey. 659 00:30:33,970 --> 00:30:35,454 I've got a proposal to make. 660 00:30:37,490 --> 00:30:40,010 My proposal's this. 661 00:30:40,045 --> 00:30:44,394 That swimming pool out there has about 10,000 gallons of the freshest filtered water imaginable. 662 00:30:44,428 --> 00:30:47,293 You can drink it. It's got healing powers. 663 00:30:47,328 --> 00:30:51,642 Now I think we all need to get in that pool and let the fucking healing begin. 664 00:30:51,677 --> 00:30:54,473 -I mean, who's with me? What do you guys think? -I am with you. 665 00:30:54,507 --> 00:30:57,441 -Come on! - Come on, guys! Let's go! 666 00:30:57,476 --> 00:30:58,857 -Come on. -Okay. 667 00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:00,479 Hey! 668 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,626 Whoa! 669 00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:12,456 -Whoa! - 670 00:31:12,491 --> 00:31:14,286 Oh, whoa! 671 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,735 I'm coming, baby. 672 00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:16,944 Come on, you guys. 673 00:31:16,978 --> 00:31:18,290 Normally, we would... - Yeah. 674 00:31:18,324 --> 00:31:19,808 We forgot to bring our suits with us. 675 00:31:19,843 --> 00:31:21,603 No suits in the house, au naturel. 676 00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:25,262 -Oh, my... - 677 00:31:25,297 --> 00:31:27,230 -Okay. - Feels so good. 678 00:31:27,264 --> 00:31:30,095 You've got good form on that, um... 679 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,374 I don't know. 680 00:31:33,408 --> 00:31:35,272 -There's nothing to discuss. House rules. - Um... 681 00:31:35,307 --> 00:31:37,826 All right, we'll probably come in. We, we just need to, like... 682 00:31:37,861 --> 00:31:39,069 Take a minute. -Um... 683 00:31:39,104 --> 00:31:40,519 Just... We just need to take a minute. 684 00:31:40,553 --> 00:31:43,280 We're gonna have a conversation, super quick. 685 00:31:43,315 --> 00:31:45,282 Okay, look. Listen, 686 00:31:45,317 --> 00:31:47,836 I'm like super fucked up right now. 687 00:31:47,871 --> 00:31:48,941 I know. 688 00:31:48,976 --> 00:31:50,356 -Are you fucked up? -Yeah. 689 00:31:50,391 --> 00:31:52,082 Come in here. - 690 00:31:52,117 --> 00:31:55,672 I... I need to talk to you about something serious. 691 00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:58,019 What? What's going on? 692 00:31:58,054 --> 00:32:00,435 I can't go skinny dipping with them. 693 00:32:00,470 --> 00:32:03,197 Why? I think it'll be very exciting, 694 00:32:03,231 --> 00:32:06,614 to be in the water with Charlotte's ta-tas. 695 00:32:06,648 --> 00:32:08,512 That's not what I'm talking about and you know it. 696 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:13,828 I... You know, I can't... You know what... You know what I'm talking about. 697 00:32:13,862 --> 00:32:15,485 Oh, oh-oh-oh. 698 00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:16,658 -Well... -Honey. 699 00:32:20,214 --> 00:32:23,251 How many times do I have to reassure you about that? 700 00:32:25,564 --> 00:32:27,428 Come on, guys. 701 00:32:27,462 --> 00:32:29,257 This isn't the G8 Summit. 702 00:32:30,879 --> 00:32:34,745 It wouldn't be so bad if we just have to see his giant goddamn horse cock. 703 00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:36,195 -You know? -It's pretty big. 704 00:32:36,851 --> 00:32:39,026 It's really, really big. 705 00:32:40,372 --> 00:32:41,407 -Listen. -Okay. 706 00:32:41,442 --> 00:32:45,239 Listen, if you're uncomfortable, 707 00:32:45,273 --> 00:32:49,415 I will absolutely follow your lead. 708 00:32:49,450 --> 00:32:51,107 Okay. 709 00:32:51,141 --> 00:32:53,695 You don't have to do anything you don't want to. 710 00:32:53,730 --> 00:32:55,249 Well, I'm not going to. 711 00:32:56,181 --> 00:32:58,735 So, we talked and, um... 712 00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:02,635 We don't wanna disrespect your house rules, but... 713 00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:03,947 We are not French. 714 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,880 No. So we've never done this before... 715 00:33:05,914 --> 00:33:09,573 Ever. And we, we're just hoping that underwear is... 716 00:33:09,608 --> 00:33:11,334 Because that's as good as we can... 717 00:33:11,368 --> 00:33:14,613 Yeah. So we hope, we hope that that's okay with you guys. 718 00:33:15,614 --> 00:33:18,341 Absolutely, as long as it's negotiable. 719 00:33:21,827 --> 00:33:23,104 What are you doing? 720 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,166 You all right? - Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. 721 00:34:25,201 --> 00:34:26,685 -I'm fine. -Should we race? 722 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:27,824 Go. 723 00:34:40,285 --> 00:34:43,011 I feel weird. Who's pool is this? 724 00:34:43,046 --> 00:34:44,289 All right, that's a joke. 725 00:34:45,911 --> 00:34:47,257 I don't know if that's... 726 00:34:48,155 --> 00:34:51,434 I'm okay! I'm okay! 727 00:34:51,468 --> 00:34:54,057 Oh, my God. Whoa! Whoa, buddy. 728 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,783 Overboard. Over... 729 00:34:55,817 --> 00:34:57,647 Alex! Charlotte, help me. 730 00:34:57,681 --> 00:35:00,857 I've got you, Alex. I've got you. Come. 731 00:35:03,653 --> 00:35:05,758 I've got you. I've got you, Alex. 732 00:35:05,793 --> 00:35:09,037 It's okay. Don't worry. Everything's fine. 733 00:35:09,072 --> 00:35:10,418 I've got you, Alex. 734 00:35:10,453 --> 00:35:12,696 Honey, are you... -Oh, God. 735 00:35:12,731 --> 00:35:14,146 Everything is gonna be fine. 736 00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:15,354 Are you okay? 737 00:35:15,389 --> 00:35:17,425 God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 738 00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:19,531 -It's okay. Don't worry. It's fine. -I'm so sorry. 739 00:35:19,565 --> 00:35:23,017 Hey. Hey, stop that nonsense. You think it's the first time somebody has yacked near the pool? 740 00:35:23,051 --> 00:35:24,156 -No, it's not. 741 00:35:24,191 --> 00:35:26,503 Honey, you wanna go home, honey? 742 00:35:26,538 --> 00:35:29,057 No. I wanna stay here forever. 743 00:35:29,092 --> 00:35:32,578 Are you sure, honey? I think you kinda almost died in the pool. 744 00:35:32,613 --> 00:35:35,340 I ruined everything. I don't wanna be a party pooper. 745 00:35:35,374 --> 00:35:36,858 No, you didn't. 746 00:35:36,893 --> 00:35:38,757 No, he's right. He doesn't wanna be a party pooper. 747 00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:40,655 You know what? I've got the perfect thing for you. 748 00:35:40,690 --> 00:35:42,726 We're gonna get you cleaned up and calmed down, okay? 749 00:35:42,761 --> 00:35:44,625 -Yeah. -Let's get him up, let's get him up over here. 750 00:35:45,833 --> 00:35:47,283 Oh, thanks, man. 751 00:35:47,317 --> 00:35:50,217 Oh, sweetie. Are you sure, are you sure that's a good idea? 752 00:35:50,251 --> 00:35:51,666 Yeah, puke and rally. 753 00:35:53,116 --> 00:35:54,704 -Remember? -Right. 754 00:35:54,738 --> 00:35:58,708 Puke and rally was our slogan in college. First year, puke and rally. 755 00:35:58,742 --> 00:36:02,643 That's my guy, everybody. Mr. Puke and Rally. 756 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,543 Just do us a favor, okay? And if you're... 757 00:36:06,578 --> 00:36:12,342 Listen to your body, and if you're starting to feel like you might throw up again just let us all know. 758 00:36:12,377 --> 00:36:13,378 -Okay. - Okay? 759 00:36:13,412 --> 00:36:15,518 Okay. I will listen to my body. 760 00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:17,071 Thanks, honey. 761 00:36:17,105 --> 00:36:19,315 Hey, can I say something? 762 00:36:19,349 --> 00:36:21,627 Something's been bothering me. I don't, I don't mean to offend you, 763 00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:23,698 I only say this out of concern. 764 00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:26,218 What's with the whole nudity thing? 765 00:36:27,426 --> 00:36:30,636 Yeah. I, I hope it's not because of us, is it? 766 00:36:30,671 --> 00:36:33,432 Oh, no, no, no. You guys are great. 767 00:36:33,467 --> 00:36:35,158 -Okay. -What is it, man? 768 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,126 I just feel like there's some kind of a weird judgment going on. 769 00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:39,542 No, there is no judgment. 770 00:36:39,576 --> 00:36:40,922 No judgment at all. 771 00:36:40,957 --> 00:36:42,510 No. It's just, uh... 772 00:36:44,271 --> 00:36:45,927 It's my problem. 773 00:36:45,962 --> 00:36:48,033 -I... No. -It is. 774 00:36:48,067 --> 00:36:49,483 I wouldn't call it a problem. 775 00:36:49,517 --> 00:36:51,278 Honey, you don't have to cover for me. 776 00:36:51,312 --> 00:36:55,040 It's not a problem, it's just that we're not totally comfortable. 777 00:36:55,074 --> 00:36:57,007 It's not her problem. Okay. It's... 778 00:36:57,042 --> 00:36:59,734 -You don't have to do this. -No, it's me. I have a body issue. 779 00:36:59,769 --> 00:37:02,150 -Honey, you don't... -Why wouldn't I do this? 780 00:37:02,185 --> 00:37:04,187 -I don't... I just... -What? 781 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,499 We don't know, you know. 782 00:37:05,533 --> 00:37:08,191 We don't know what? We don't know where we are? 783 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,848 I know where I am. I'm in a hot tub. 784 00:37:09,882 --> 00:37:13,334 -I do know that, too. -And I'm in with these wonderful people. 785 00:37:13,369 --> 00:37:16,510 And why not say I have a body issue? 786 00:37:16,544 --> 00:37:19,547 I just say... You just say the words, you know? 787 00:37:22,101 --> 00:37:23,724 -What's the issue? -Yeah. 788 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:29,488 I have an abnormally small dick. 789 00:37:33,492 --> 00:37:36,392 -I have an abnormally small dick! -Okay, uh-huh. 790 00:37:36,426 --> 00:37:39,222 -Sweetheart... -I do. It's... 791 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,880 -As long as I can remember. - Hey... 792 00:37:41,914 --> 00:37:43,330 Tiny dick. There it is. 793 00:37:43,364 --> 00:37:44,917 That's okay, man. 794 00:37:44,952 --> 00:37:47,023 Is it Kurt? Really? 795 00:37:49,025 --> 00:37:52,891 I've seen your dick, man. I don't think you know what I'm talking about. 796 00:37:53,892 --> 00:37:55,342 Okay? 797 00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:57,067 No, no... 798 00:37:57,102 --> 00:38:01,313 Well, Alex, what Kurt means to say is that you're in a safe place. 799 00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:03,833 You can talk to us. 800 00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:08,320 Honey, you know that it doesn't mean anything to me. 801 00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:09,597 It doesn't matter to me. 802 00:38:09,632 --> 00:38:12,497 Oh, right, 'cause the circles, right? 803 00:38:12,531 --> 00:38:16,742 I make circles, everything is okay. It's like I have a big old ding dong. 804 00:38:16,777 --> 00:38:21,678 I've... All I have to do is take it and move it around in circles, 805 00:38:21,713 --> 00:38:24,060 and it's like it's like that big. 806 00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:25,510 -Honey. -Is that... 807 00:38:25,544 --> 00:38:28,409 -Honey... -Right? That's what this is about, right? 808 00:38:29,548 --> 00:38:31,964 Because of circles all our problems are solved. 809 00:38:35,865 --> 00:38:37,970 Sorry, guys. I'm... 810 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,457 Hey, Alex? 811 00:38:41,491 --> 00:38:43,528 -What? -There's nothing to be sorry about. 812 00:38:43,562 --> 00:38:45,323 -We all love you. -We do. 813 00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:47,359 You don't have to hold this anymore. 814 00:38:50,811 --> 00:38:52,122 You know, 815 00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:56,472 I didn't even know it was small until middle school. 816 00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:58,715 Like... 817 00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:05,481 In PE class I would just see guys changing and I would... 818 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:08,035 Like I knew something was wrong. 819 00:39:09,795 --> 00:39:11,107 But I didn't... 820 00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:13,385 Like I asked my parents about it and they were like, 821 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:17,803 "Well, you'll hit puberty and it will grow." 822 00:39:17,838 --> 00:39:18,977 You know? 823 00:39:19,011 --> 00:39:22,774 But it just... It didn't. It never did. It never grew. 824 00:39:22,808 --> 00:39:27,572 So I still have this, like, dick from middle school 825 00:39:30,091 --> 00:39:31,058 on my body. 826 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:44,036 I'm so goddamn proud of you right now. 827 00:39:52,631 --> 00:39:54,426 You have a spark in you. 828 00:39:54,461 --> 00:39:57,187 I saw it the first time I laid eyes on you, all right? You've got a... 829 00:39:57,222 --> 00:40:01,329 It's like you have a blinding aura of goodness and love surrounding you at all times. 830 00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:03,262 -It fucking follows you around. -Oh, come on. 831 00:40:03,297 --> 00:40:06,438 I'm not just waxing your car here, man. You've got something special. 832 00:40:06,473 --> 00:40:07,819 You need to share with the world. 833 00:40:08,889 --> 00:40:10,753 -Okay. -See that girl over there? 834 00:40:10,787 --> 00:40:14,101 She loves you for who you are, with every sense of her being. 835 00:40:14,135 --> 00:40:17,242 You guys are gonna grow old and die together on a porch somewhere. 836 00:40:17,276 --> 00:40:18,657 I mean, it's big. 837 00:40:18,692 --> 00:40:19,727 Yeah. 838 00:40:19,762 --> 00:40:21,902 And there is a wild card in the situation too. 839 00:40:21,936 --> 00:40:24,836 If I know my wife, I can tell when she likes someone 840 00:40:24,870 --> 00:40:27,355 -and she thinks you're the bee's knees. -Really? 841 00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:30,151 Yeah, everybody... You're loved. 842 00:40:30,186 --> 00:40:33,016 I want you to stop moping around like a little bitch, 843 00:40:33,051 --> 00:40:38,884 you take that thing, you own it, you get the fuck out there and you show me what the fuck you're made out of. 844 00:40:40,817 --> 00:40:44,269 You're a stud! You're a stud horse, Alex. 845 00:40:44,303 --> 00:40:46,478 -Don't you ever forget that. -Okay. 846 00:40:46,513 --> 00:40:47,652 -All right? -Okay. 847 00:40:47,686 --> 00:40:50,413 -I'm serious. -Yeah. I'm a stud horse. 848 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,139 You're a stud horse. 849 00:40:52,173 --> 00:40:55,591 Ladies and ladies, can I have your full attention, please? 850 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:57,524 Whoo! 851 00:40:57,558 --> 00:41:01,320 Girls, get the biggest towel you got, 'cause your pussies are about to be dripping wet. 852 00:41:02,770 --> 00:41:07,223 Prepare yourselves to bear witness to the beautiful, 853 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:09,915 the lovely, the one, the only... 854 00:41:11,192 --> 00:41:12,366 Alex! 855 00:41:46,987 --> 00:41:48,678 Woo-hoo! 856 00:41:52,924 --> 00:41:56,341 Yes, yes, yes! 857 00:42:05,143 --> 00:42:07,835 Whoo! 858 00:42:07,870 --> 00:42:09,112 Oh, my God! 859 00:42:09,596 --> 00:42:10,666 -Yes! -Yes! 860 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,184 That was fucking fun! 861 00:42:12,219 --> 00:42:13,600 Thank you! Thanks! 862 00:42:14,324 --> 00:42:15,498 Whoo! 863 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,224 Your husband is a really great man. 864 00:42:19,157 --> 00:42:21,918 Yes! Whoo! 865 00:42:24,783 --> 00:42:25,888 Whoo! 866 00:42:50,637 --> 00:42:53,674 I feel like I just gave birth to myself. 867 00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:56,850 And... 868 00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:00,681 -Honey... -Yeah? 869 00:43:00,716 --> 00:43:05,099 I am very happy for you 870 00:43:05,134 --> 00:43:11,312 that you were able to have your little, you know, like, breakthrough over there, 871 00:43:11,347 --> 00:43:15,109 but I think we've reached that point in the evening 872 00:43:15,144 --> 00:43:20,356 where we should leave before anything crazy happens. 873 00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:23,635 -What are you talking about? We can't leave. -Sweetie... 874 00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:28,088 I'm just telling you this because I don't think 875 00:43:28,122 --> 00:43:30,469 that you'll firing on all cylinders right now. 876 00:43:30,504 --> 00:43:35,164 I'm not only firing on all cylinders, I am firing on cylinders I didn't even know I had. 877 00:43:35,198 --> 00:43:39,686 Honey, I'm pretty sure that we have moved from, uh, 878 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:44,932 free wheeling, sort of California vibe to more of a swinger vibe. 879 00:43:44,967 --> 00:43:47,003 That's what it feels like to me. 880 00:43:47,038 --> 00:43:52,077 Oh! No, I... I don't... think so at all, like... 881 00:43:53,044 --> 00:43:54,735 I mean, I, I... 882 00:43:54,770 --> 00:43:57,255 I really went through something over there. 883 00:43:57,289 --> 00:44:01,362 Feel like more confident than I've ever felt in my entire life. 884 00:44:02,053 --> 00:44:03,917 It's... It's... It's... 885 00:44:04,572 --> 00:44:07,196 It feels so good, hun. 886 00:44:07,230 --> 00:44:10,613 Well, I mean, of course, you're feeling good right now. 887 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,167 You're drunk and you're stoned. 888 00:44:13,202 --> 00:44:15,238 Well, you're drunk and stoned, too. 889 00:44:15,273 --> 00:44:21,382 I am drunk and stoned, but I am not the one who was dancing around with my pants off. 890 00:44:21,417 --> 00:44:24,351 Well, there you go. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe that's what you should do. 891 00:44:24,385 --> 00:44:28,735 -Excuse me? - Maybe you should get naked. 892 00:44:28,769 --> 00:44:34,119 Alex, I don't really think that this is a box you want to open right now. 893 00:44:34,154 --> 00:44:40,194 Okay, what I'm saying is I... I love my dick. 894 00:44:40,229 --> 00:44:44,474 -Okay. -Do you understand how big a deal it is for me to say that? 895 00:44:44,509 --> 00:44:47,270 -Okay. -Like I really feel that. Like I love it. 896 00:44:49,169 --> 00:44:51,205 I mean, Kurt 897 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:56,107 brought me to this place where I can actually say something like that, and that's, that's huge! 898 00:44:56,141 --> 00:44:59,282 You think I want to leave this place right now? 899 00:44:59,317 --> 00:45:01,422 That's crazy. I mean, I feel like this is 900 00:45:01,457 --> 00:45:06,393 so good for our sex life, for our everything. 901 00:45:07,394 --> 00:45:08,775 Emily... 902 00:45:08,809 --> 00:45:11,053 I am expanding tonight. 903 00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:16,334 Maybe you should expand too. It might be good for you. 904 00:45:16,368 --> 00:45:20,614 We're out, guys. Looks like we're gonna need a booze run. 905 00:45:20,648 --> 00:45:22,236 Emily, you wanna come with? 906 00:45:22,271 --> 00:45:24,998 -Yeah. - I know a place that's open all night. 907 00:45:25,032 --> 00:45:26,171 Okay. 908 00:45:26,206 --> 00:45:28,656 Will you get me something brown and hardcore? 909 00:45:28,691 --> 00:45:31,936 I think I'm going for the hard stuff now. It's that time of night. 910 00:45:43,499 --> 00:45:47,814 Char, there's like five bottles of whiskey back there. 911 00:45:47,848 --> 00:45:49,850 Yeah. I know. 912 00:45:50,402 --> 00:45:51,749 Are you coming? 913 00:45:57,478 --> 00:46:00,412 We're in our most downward facing dog style positions. 914 00:46:00,447 --> 00:46:03,622 Somehow she's able to reach around and do it from the back. 915 00:46:03,657 --> 00:46:06,315 -I mean, that is an extremely flexible woman. -No doubt. 916 00:46:06,349 --> 00:46:09,594 Yeah, I could only last three or four minutes before I lost it completely. 917 00:46:09,628 --> 00:46:14,081 It was like her pussy was grabbing me. 918 00:46:14,116 --> 00:46:16,014 I hate to throw her under the bus. 919 00:46:16,049 --> 00:46:17,947 -You've never seen anything like it before. -Oh, my God! 920 00:46:17,982 --> 00:46:22,469 I feel like crazy, nasty sex is a mandatory class at French college or something. 921 00:46:22,503 --> 00:46:24,333 -Whoa! -I mean... 922 00:46:24,367 --> 00:46:27,025 There's nothing we haven't tried. 923 00:46:28,406 --> 00:46:32,513 Charlotte, why am I driving your car? 924 00:46:32,548 --> 00:46:34,930 Oh! I don't know how to drive. 925 00:46:34,964 --> 00:46:35,931 Oh. 926 00:46:37,587 --> 00:46:40,349 -Are you gonna tell me where we're going? -It's a secret. 927 00:46:43,317 --> 00:46:46,804 -Now, you're like me. You're a married man. -Oh, yeah! 928 00:46:46,838 --> 00:46:48,460 -Right? -Yeah, yeah, totally. 929 00:46:48,495 --> 00:46:51,670 It's like that expression, "Show me a guy with a beautiful wife, 930 00:46:51,705 --> 00:46:54,121 I'll show you a guy who's tired to making love to her." 931 00:46:54,156 --> 00:46:56,365 I think what I'm trying to say is that... 932 00:46:57,918 --> 00:47:01,888 I mean, isn't it okay for us to fantasize at this stage 933 00:47:01,922 --> 00:47:06,064 in our lives and relationships? I mean, aren't we entitled to a little bit of that? 934 00:47:06,685 --> 00:47:08,204 Yeah. 935 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,966 It's okay for you to want to think about doing other things 936 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,244 and in some cases, 937 00:47:13,278 --> 00:47:15,487 consider doing those things. 938 00:47:16,454 --> 00:47:17,524 Right. 939 00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:19,319 You know. 940 00:47:20,907 --> 00:47:23,081 -You only live once. -Yeah. 941 00:47:29,812 --> 00:47:31,089 This way. 942 00:48:05,365 --> 00:48:08,886 OK. I've got something to show you. 943 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,027 All you've gotta do is look through here. 944 00:48:14,305 --> 00:48:15,893 I'll be quick. 945 00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:20,276 Charlotte, you're not gonna tell me what the fuck is going on right now? 946 00:48:20,311 --> 00:48:23,314 Shh! Don't ruin the surprise. 947 00:48:23,348 --> 00:48:25,005 What surprise? 948 00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:27,628 Charlotte, where are you going? 949 00:48:29,147 --> 00:48:31,425 This is pretty weird. 950 00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:33,876 Charlotte? Charlotte? 951 00:48:36,396 --> 00:48:39,778 Are you fucking... Are you kidding me? 952 00:48:39,813 --> 00:48:42,091 Charlotte? Charlotte? 953 00:49:52,851 --> 00:49:56,510 I-I knew you wouldn't come if I had told you where we were going. 954 00:49:56,545 --> 00:49:58,443 I'm kind of out of my mind right now, Charlotte. 955 00:49:58,478 --> 00:50:02,137 I mean, that was... That was... That was nuts, what happened in there, right? 956 00:50:02,171 --> 00:50:05,036 Try being married for ten years, and then you'll tell me what's nuts. 957 00:50:05,071 --> 00:50:10,145 That doesn't make any sense to me. I've seen you guys together. You have insane sex chemistry. 958 00:50:10,179 --> 00:50:12,009 I wish. 959 00:50:12,768 --> 00:50:14,045 I mean... 960 00:50:14,908 --> 00:50:17,669 -Does Kurt know about this? -No. 961 00:50:17,704 --> 00:50:19,050 Why should he? 962 00:50:20,431 --> 00:50:22,916 It wouldn't change anything. 963 00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:24,676 Anyway, it's a bummer, 'cause... 964 00:50:25,712 --> 00:50:30,372 Kurt has a lot to offer. As I'm sure, you saw. 965 00:50:30,406 --> 00:50:31,580 Yeah. 966 00:50:32,788 --> 00:50:35,549 You know I'm the only guy Emily's ever been with? 967 00:50:35,584 --> 00:50:37,517 -No shit? -Yeah. 968 00:50:37,551 --> 00:50:41,831 I mean, I guess she's satisfied. I mean, she says she has everything she needs under one roof, so... 969 00:50:43,350 --> 00:50:44,800 What? 970 00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:46,526 -Come on. You're not... -What? 971 00:50:47,872 --> 00:50:49,460 Well, it's just, you know... 972 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:55,673 Well, a woman is always gonna wonder what's going on next to her. 973 00:50:55,707 --> 00:50:58,503 They're just sometimes scared to admit it. 974 00:50:58,538 --> 00:51:01,575 -Scared to open that delicious little box. - 975 00:51:03,198 --> 00:51:06,063 What took so long? Was the journey a success? 976 00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:11,516 Yeah. The place I usually go to was closed, so, we had to bounce around a bit. 977 00:51:11,551 --> 00:51:13,932 All right. Did you get the stuff? 978 00:51:13,967 --> 00:51:16,107 -Yeah, I did. -Let's see. 979 00:51:16,142 --> 00:51:18,903 -Hey. -Hi. 980 00:51:18,937 --> 00:51:20,387 -Hey, honey. -Hey. 981 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,114 -Honey. Honey. -What? 982 00:51:23,149 --> 00:51:26,738 -There's some seriously weird shit just went down out there. -What now? 983 00:51:26,773 --> 00:51:28,878 What do you... What do you mean, "What now?" 984 00:51:28,913 --> 00:51:33,124 I mean, you think everything's weird tonight. So, what now? 985 00:51:33,159 --> 00:51:36,610 -I don't think everything's weird tonight. -You know what? 986 00:51:36,645 --> 00:51:38,819 -You brought me to California, okay? -Uh-huh. 987 00:51:38,854 --> 00:51:41,960 So I'm trying to make the best of it and you're just shitting all over it. 988 00:51:41,995 --> 00:51:43,272 -Alex. -What? 989 00:51:43,307 --> 00:51:45,274 Alex, you're really being kind of a dick right now. 990 00:51:45,309 --> 00:51:47,207 -I'm trying... - 991 00:51:47,242 --> 00:51:48,657 Daddy, Mama! 992 00:51:48,691 --> 00:51:50,590 You know what? Don't worry about it. I'll get it. 993 00:51:50,624 --> 00:51:52,764 -Okay. - Daddy will get that. 994 00:51:52,799 --> 00:51:54,145 You sure? Yeah. 995 00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:56,251 All right. You go boy! 996 00:51:56,285 --> 00:52:00,358 Hey, if it's Max who's crying and he doesn't remember you, just remind him who you are. 997 00:52:00,393 --> 00:52:03,189 Emily, can I get you a stiff one? 998 00:52:05,950 --> 00:52:07,124 Please. 999 00:52:29,801 --> 00:52:31,320 Oh, my God! 1000 00:52:31,355 --> 00:52:32,770 Is everything okay? 1001 00:52:32,804 --> 00:52:36,222 Yeah. Yes. It's fine. 1002 00:52:36,256 --> 00:52:38,155 Can I talk to you? 1003 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:40,502 Mm-hmm. Of course. 1004 00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:42,711 Come and sit on my bed. 1005 00:52:44,851 --> 00:52:46,715 Yeah, yeah, okay. 1006 00:52:46,749 --> 00:52:48,026 Okay. 1007 00:52:48,061 --> 00:52:49,166 Right now? 1008 00:52:49,856 --> 00:52:51,306 Huh. 1009 00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:54,101 This is, uh... You got a couch and a... 1010 00:52:54,136 --> 00:52:57,829 Like a love seat type thing, I think that's... It must be handy... 1011 00:52:59,555 --> 00:53:00,901 Yeah, yeah. 1012 00:53:00,936 --> 00:53:05,596 You know, depending on what mood you're in, I guess, for... 1013 00:53:05,630 --> 00:53:10,117 For reading a novel or something, I would imagine it's really cozy. 1014 00:53:10,152 --> 00:53:12,361 Yeah, and you're wearing the perfect outfit. 1015 00:53:12,396 --> 00:53:14,121 -This cozy robe. - 1016 00:53:14,156 --> 00:53:16,054 That's right. 1017 00:53:16,089 --> 00:53:18,850 And these ones here, they just came to me in a dream one night. 1018 00:53:18,885 --> 00:53:20,783 What happened was like, I woke up one morning 1019 00:53:20,818 --> 00:53:24,546 -and bam, a voice fucking yelling in my ears. -Kurt... 1020 00:53:27,928 --> 00:53:31,622 -Yes, ma'am? -I don't wanna talk about your paintings any more. 1021 00:53:31,656 --> 00:53:34,452 -What do you wanna talk about? -I wanna talk about you. 1022 00:53:34,487 --> 00:53:36,627 And I wanna talk about your wife. 1023 00:53:36,661 --> 00:53:39,837 And I wanna talk about what is going on here. 1024 00:53:39,871 --> 00:53:40,769 Okay. 1025 00:53:42,598 --> 00:53:43,703 What do you do? 1026 00:53:43,737 --> 00:53:47,879 You are a salesman of water filters? 1027 00:53:47,914 --> 00:53:50,641 And you can somehow afford this house doing that? 1028 00:53:50,675 --> 00:53:53,816 Or do you make all this money selling these paintings? 1029 00:53:53,851 --> 00:53:57,648 Which, Kurt, I've gotta say, what are they? 1030 00:53:57,682 --> 00:53:59,270 Are they supposed to be close-ups of assholes or what? 1031 00:53:59,305 --> 00:54:01,859 That's so funny. Both you and your husband got that immediately. 1032 00:54:01,893 --> 00:54:02,963 Huh. 1033 00:54:02,998 --> 00:54:05,690 I feel like I need to clear some things up for you. 1034 00:54:05,725 --> 00:54:10,039 Yes. Please do. Clarity sounds just great to me. 1035 00:54:10,074 --> 00:54:13,077 In some places, Nordic places, 1036 00:54:13,111 --> 00:54:16,563 where the winters are cold and long and it gets dark early, 1037 00:54:17,530 --> 00:54:19,566 people like to masturbate to this. 1038 00:54:20,464 --> 00:54:22,880 And not only this, 1039 00:54:22,914 --> 00:54:26,849 but lots of the titles that we have available on our Mommy's Milkseries. 1040 00:54:38,827 --> 00:54:44,315 I'm here to present you the new Breast Pumpadella 2000. 1041 00:54:44,350 --> 00:54:49,286 You know, I can see in Kurt's eyes that he really enjoys both of you. 1042 00:54:50,114 --> 00:54:51,805 Especially you. 1043 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:52,979 -Yeah? -Mm. 1044 00:54:54,532 --> 00:54:56,534 I think you're gonna be his new buddy. 1045 00:54:56,569 --> 00:54:59,468 -That's great. Thank you. -Yeah. 1046 00:54:59,503 --> 00:55:02,022 Emily and I are gonna be buddies too. 1047 00:55:02,057 --> 00:55:03,369 Don't you think so? 1048 00:55:03,403 --> 00:55:06,579 Yeah. I mean, I hope so. 1049 00:55:06,613 --> 00:55:09,789 I'm sorry if she's like... 1050 00:55:09,823 --> 00:55:12,343 -Like tight or something. -Mm-hmm. 1051 00:55:12,378 --> 00:55:14,311 -Do you know what I mean? -Yes, a little bit. 1052 00:55:14,345 --> 00:55:15,622 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1053 00:55:15,657 --> 00:55:19,488 I mean, I've been encouraging her to loosen up. 1054 00:55:19,523 --> 00:55:20,800 Yeah. 1055 00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:22,905 -But there's only so much you can do, you know. -Yeah. 1056 00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:25,701 -Yeah, I can totally understand that. -Yeah. 1057 00:55:25,736 --> 00:55:26,771 Yeah. 1058 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,153 -But, uh... - 1059 00:55:29,187 --> 00:55:31,258 Yeah, 'cause I really like her. 1060 00:55:31,293 --> 00:55:32,329 Oh, cool! 1061 00:55:33,882 --> 00:55:34,952 That's great. 1062 00:55:37,575 --> 00:55:41,545 -I really like her. -Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. Yeah. 1063 00:55:43,547 --> 00:55:44,962 -Well... -And I like you too, Alex. 1064 00:55:44,996 --> 00:55:46,550 Yeah. Thanks. 1065 00:55:48,103 --> 00:55:50,105 -Do you like me? -Yeah. 1066 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,591 Yeah. I mean, you know... 1067 00:55:58,527 --> 00:56:00,840 -Do you find me attractive? -Yeah. 1068 00:56:00,874 --> 00:56:02,359 -Yeah? -Sure, yeah. 1069 00:56:02,393 --> 00:56:04,775 -Really? -Yeah. 1070 00:56:04,809 --> 00:56:08,986 Of course. I mean, you're very attractive. 1071 00:56:10,470 --> 00:56:13,059 Do you think that, um, 1072 00:56:13,093 --> 00:56:17,408 if we weren't already married, that I could be someone, uh, 1073 00:56:17,443 --> 00:56:19,099 with whom you'd wanna have sex? 1074 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:26,141 Uh, well... 1075 00:56:27,694 --> 00:56:28,730 Yes. 1076 00:56:31,940 --> 00:56:33,390 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm? 1077 00:56:34,598 --> 00:56:38,947 But, you know, we can't, so... 1078 00:56:39,844 --> 00:56:40,914 Mm. 1079 00:56:43,676 --> 00:56:47,818 The milk is then filtered from the breast shield 1080 00:56:48,439 --> 00:56:50,855 into the retainer. 1081 00:56:50,890 --> 00:56:53,893 What we have produced, so beautiful. 1082 00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:58,276 Nurturing milk 1083 00:56:58,311 --> 00:57:01,245 for the little baby to enjoy. 1084 00:57:01,279 --> 00:57:03,420 Kurt... Ah, Sun Tzu. 1085 00:57:03,454 --> 00:57:05,836 This is pretty fucked up. 1086 00:57:05,870 --> 00:57:11,048 Come on, Emily. The internet's a vast sea of depravity. You know that. 1087 00:57:11,082 --> 00:57:14,741 What we're producing simply fulfills a niche without anybody getting hurt. 1088 00:57:14,776 --> 00:57:17,813 -No harm, no foul... -So you're telling me 1089 00:57:17,848 --> 00:57:23,716 that there are hundreds of strange Nordic men masturbating 1090 00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:26,166 to your wife and you have no problem with that? 1091 00:57:26,926 --> 00:57:27,927 No, I don't. 1092 00:57:30,343 --> 00:57:34,727 And Charlotte has no problem with that? 1093 00:57:34,761 --> 00:57:37,868 Something tells me you would know that Charlotte doesn't have a problem with that. 1094 00:57:41,527 --> 00:57:43,149 We're buddies. 1095 00:57:43,183 --> 00:57:46,393 -Yeah, yeah. We're buddies. -So, we can't... 1096 00:57:46,428 --> 00:57:48,223 -Yeah. 1097 00:57:48,257 --> 00:57:50,501 -We're buddies. -We're buddies. 1098 00:57:56,265 --> 00:57:58,060 Whoo! 1099 00:57:58,095 --> 00:58:02,651 -You are tense, sweetheart. You're really tense. -I know, I-I... 1100 00:58:02,686 --> 00:58:04,722 -I thought we wanted to loosen up. -Sorry. 1101 00:58:04,757 --> 00:58:06,690 Yeah, no, I do, I want to loosen up, 1102 00:58:06,724 --> 00:58:09,934 but I guess I'm just wondering what loosen up means 1103 00:58:10,556 --> 00:58:12,074 at this point. 1104 00:58:12,834 --> 00:58:14,663 It's just a friends' kiss. 1105 00:58:14,698 --> 00:58:17,321 -It's just a friends' kiss? -Mm-hmm. 1106 00:58:17,355 --> 00:58:18,460 It's just a friends' kiss. 1107 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:20,324 -It's just a friends' kiss. -Yeah. 1108 00:58:21,981 --> 00:58:24,708 Hello? Guys? 1109 00:58:25,536 --> 00:58:26,744 Alex? 1110 00:58:29,885 --> 00:58:31,853 -Honey? -Guys? 1111 00:58:33,199 --> 00:58:34,718 Alex? 1112 00:58:34,752 --> 00:58:37,134 Oh! That's the spot. 1113 00:58:37,168 --> 00:58:39,999 -What did that sound like to you? -Don't know. 1114 00:58:45,038 --> 00:58:47,040 Oh, there they are. -Oh, hey, honey! 1115 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:55,462 I just want to say, I think you're right. I think there is something weird going on here. 1116 00:58:55,497 --> 00:59:00,433 Oh, yeah, no shit. I have seen that woman give massages before. 1117 00:59:00,467 --> 00:59:02,435 What? 1118 00:59:02,469 --> 00:59:07,854 Alex, she gave some random guy a fucking hand job at the massage parlor. 1119 00:59:07,889 --> 00:59:11,099 You guys went to a massage parlor? When did you do that? 1120 00:59:11,133 --> 00:59:12,307 I can't even... Just... 1121 00:59:14,102 --> 00:59:15,966 Were you gonna let her touch you down there? 1122 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,934 Honey! Absolutely not. I was just saying that I think you're right. 1123 00:59:18,969 --> 00:59:21,247 I think they do wanna, like, swing with us or something, 1124 00:59:21,281 --> 00:59:23,939 and that is pretty crazy. 1125 00:59:23,974 --> 00:59:26,735 Well, lucky you. See? You got your expansion now, right? 1126 00:59:26,770 --> 00:59:29,220 -This is what you wanted all night! -That's not what I meant by expansion. 1127 00:59:29,255 --> 00:59:31,498 I was talking about getting crazy with friends 1128 00:59:31,533 --> 00:59:33,535 and meeting new people and having fun 1129 00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:35,606 and maybe getting drunk or whatever. 1130 00:59:35,641 --> 00:59:37,815 I didn't mean, like, fucking-other-people expansion. 1131 00:59:38,816 --> 00:59:40,300 That's not what I... 1132 00:59:40,335 --> 00:59:42,371 But you can't tell me you wouldn't have liked it, okay? 1133 00:59:42,406 --> 00:59:45,409 -I can't... I mean, that's irrelevant. -I don't think it is. 1134 00:59:45,443 --> 00:59:47,411 -Yes, it is. -I don't think that that's irrelevant at all. 1135 00:59:47,445 --> 00:59:50,000 -Why not? -Stop! Let's just be brutally honest here for a second. 1136 00:59:50,034 --> 00:59:51,415 -Okay. -Okay? 1137 00:59:51,449 --> 00:59:56,109 Ooh! What would have happened if she had grabbed for your cock 1138 00:59:57,870 --> 01:00:00,666 and I hadn't of been there, huh? 1139 01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:02,391 I wouldn't have allowed it. 1140 01:00:02,426 --> 01:00:04,877 Because you wouldn't have liked it if she had done it? 1141 01:00:04,911 --> 01:00:08,259 Because I'm married to you, I wouldn't have allowed it. It's simple, so... 1142 01:00:08,294 --> 01:00:10,192 Oh, my God, isn't that the perfect answer? 1143 01:00:10,227 --> 01:00:12,505 Well, I don't know, maybe it is the perfect answer. 1144 01:00:12,539 --> 01:00:17,406 That tells me, that tells me... What you just said tells me that the desire is still there. 1145 01:00:17,441 --> 01:00:22,377 That tells me that a part of you thinks about what it would be like to be with other women. 1146 01:00:22,411 --> 01:00:24,241 Come on! I mean... Honey... 1147 01:00:24,275 --> 01:00:29,487 Oh, my God! Not that I think you would act on it. I mean, I trust you, I do, 1148 01:00:29,522 --> 01:00:31,869 I really do. I really... 1149 01:00:31,904 --> 01:00:34,389 I really trust you, but I think it just... 1150 01:00:34,423 --> 01:00:40,222 It bothers me so much that that curiosity is there and it may never go away. 1151 01:00:40,257 --> 01:00:44,054 It just might always live... live there. 1152 01:00:44,088 --> 01:00:46,677 Curi... I never said I was curious. 1153 01:00:49,059 --> 01:00:51,095 Honey, I never said I was curious. 1154 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,445 Oh, wait a second. 1155 01:00:58,378 --> 01:00:59,690 -I'm really tired. -Oh! 1156 01:00:59,725 --> 01:01:01,416 -I'm feeling really tired. -Oh! No, no, no. 1157 01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:03,142 -Let's just get out... This is not the time for... -No, no, no... 1158 01:01:03,176 --> 01:01:05,385 This is actually about you, isn't it? 1159 01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:07,871 -Honey, let's just get out of here. -This is about you. 1160 01:01:07,905 --> 01:01:12,185 This isn't about me, this is about you. You've been putting it all on me all night. 1161 01:01:12,220 --> 01:01:14,291 -What? -You're the one 1162 01:01:14,325 --> 01:01:16,983 that's been thinking about this, isn't it? 1163 01:01:17,018 --> 01:01:21,781 The moment he whipped that thing out, you haven't been able to stop thinking about it. 1164 01:01:21,816 --> 01:01:24,681 -You're curious... -Maybe I am curious, okay? 1165 01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:26,717 -Oh, really? Really? -Maybe I am. 1166 01:01:26,752 --> 01:01:29,133 I feel that it's weird 1167 01:01:29,168 --> 01:01:31,377 that we have to jerk off next to each other come. 1168 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:40,420 And I really think that it sucks that you lust after another woman's breasts 1169 01:01:40,455 --> 01:01:44,839 This is a real thing and I don't think that we can deny it. 1170 01:01:44,873 --> 01:01:48,566 I think that you think about other women 1171 01:01:48,601 --> 01:01:53,295 and I think about other men. 1172 01:01:59,681 --> 01:02:01,096 Alex? -Do you wanna fuck my wife? 1173 01:02:01,131 --> 01:02:03,754 -Stop it, Alex! -I'm not gonna stop it. I want to know. 1174 01:02:03,789 --> 01:02:05,100 Do you wanna fuck my wife? 1175 01:02:05,135 --> 01:02:07,137 Because I'm telling you, she wants to fuck you. 1176 01:02:07,171 --> 01:02:08,759 -Oh! -She does. 1177 01:02:08,794 --> 01:02:11,693 -I think you're a little off-base here, Alex. -You think I'm off-base? 1178 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:13,315 -Are you serious? - Yeah. 1179 01:02:13,350 --> 01:02:14,489 Kurt! 1180 01:02:14,523 --> 01:02:17,664 Tell me, why did you show us your dick down at the pool? 1181 01:02:17,699 --> 01:02:19,321 -Okay. -Your giant cock! 1182 01:02:19,356 --> 01:02:23,153 Why did you show that to us? Why did you show my wife your big dick? 1183 01:02:23,187 --> 01:02:27,813 And then why did you have me stand next to you with my tiny dick? 1184 01:02:27,847 --> 01:02:30,263 Do you think I'm an idiot? 1185 01:02:30,298 --> 01:02:33,750 And what? What does this mean? I get Charlotte now? So me and Charlotte? 1186 01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:35,510 -Is that cool? - Alex! No! 1187 01:02:35,544 --> 01:02:39,134 Is that why you showed us that weird video of you showing your tits to us? 1188 01:02:39,169 --> 01:02:41,792 -We like you both very much. -Is that what this is? 1189 01:02:41,827 --> 01:02:44,105 But we didn't want this to be weird. 1190 01:02:44,139 --> 01:02:46,555 Oh, you didn't want it to be weird. 1191 01:02:46,590 --> 01:02:48,385 No. -Oh, okay. 1192 01:02:48,419 --> 01:02:53,839 My mistake because, you're right, this isn't weird. This is fine, so... 1193 01:02:53,873 --> 01:02:57,566 Now that it's not weird, honey, why don't you lay down? You have to take your clothes off. 1194 01:02:57,601 --> 01:03:00,397 -What do you want? Missionary? Let's do it right here. Kurt? -You know... 1195 01:03:00,431 --> 01:03:03,745 Why don't you get out your big old cock and just shove it right in her? 1196 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,367 -That's enough. -How about that? 1197 01:03:05,402 --> 01:03:07,335 -That's enough. -You don't have to do circles anymore, hun, 1198 01:03:07,369 --> 01:03:09,751 -because it's big. We've all seen it. -He doesn't want her, Alex! 1199 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,097 He wants you! 1200 01:03:16,620 --> 01:03:17,483 What? 1201 01:03:17,932 --> 01:03:19,381 He wants you. 1202 01:03:21,763 --> 01:03:23,730 Oh! 1203 01:03:23,765 --> 01:03:28,494 We still love each other very, very much, but we've been together for a long time and 1204 01:03:29,633 --> 01:03:31,669 things have changed. 1205 01:03:31,704 --> 01:03:37,572 I don't know why, but, you know, step by step, Kurt's desire for me just disappeared and, uh, 1206 01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:41,024 he seemed to want something that I-I couldn't give him. 1207 01:03:41,058 --> 01:03:47,616 When he saw you this morning at the playground, he saw sweetness on your faces and 1208 01:03:47,651 --> 01:03:49,998 he thought that maybe this could be the solution. 1209 01:03:50,792 --> 01:03:52,173 For both of us. 1210 01:03:56,729 --> 01:03:59,214 Isn't there like a web community for something like this? 1211 01:03:59,249 --> 01:04:01,044 No, we've never done this before. 1212 01:04:01,078 --> 01:04:02,597 -Could have fooled us. -Yeah. 1213 01:04:02,631 --> 01:04:05,289 Then you think that we're doing a smooth job of this? 1214 01:04:05,324 --> 01:04:06,981 Does it look like we do this all the time? 1215 01:04:07,533 --> 01:04:08,672 -Yeah. -Kind of. 1216 01:04:08,706 --> 01:04:09,984 It's our first time. 1217 01:04:10,985 --> 01:04:12,952 It's just a total mistake. 1218 01:04:19,407 --> 01:04:22,306 It just doesn't make any sense. 1219 01:04:22,341 --> 01:04:27,346 It's obvious that you love each other so much. 1220 01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:28,554 Yeah. 1221 01:04:28,588 --> 01:04:32,144 She's my best friend. We just don't have a love life. 1222 01:04:32,178 --> 01:04:34,698 -Yeah. -We stay together for everything else. 1223 01:04:34,732 --> 01:04:38,253 Max, the house, the water filter company. 1224 01:04:41,049 --> 01:04:43,880 I'm sorry, I feel like a dick. 1225 01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:45,916 -Why do you feel like a dick? -Well... 1226 01:04:45,951 --> 01:04:50,438 You're not a dick. You're not, you know, you just didn't know. 1227 01:04:50,472 --> 01:04:52,509 You got excited. 1228 01:04:52,543 --> 01:04:56,271 And I wasn't putting my dick next to your dick to, like, do anything, I was just dancing with you, man. 1229 01:04:57,410 --> 01:04:59,240 All right, thanks. 1230 01:04:59,274 --> 01:05:02,933 Think about this. Less than 24 hours ago, 1231 01:05:02,968 --> 01:05:05,591 we were a park together as complete strangers. 1232 01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:07,524 -That's true. -It is. 1233 01:05:07,558 --> 01:05:09,353 Now we're here and you're in one of my robes. 1234 01:05:12,736 --> 01:05:15,187 -You have so many robes, by the way. - I know. 1235 01:05:15,221 --> 01:05:17,085 -We got them in bulk. -There's enough for all of us. 1236 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:18,845 -How many did you buy? -12. 1237 01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,434 -12 robes? -I got a 12-pack of robes. 1238 01:05:27,509 --> 01:05:29,960 -Oh, my God! - That was a good one. 1239 01:05:31,237 --> 01:05:35,793 Hey, Charlotte. Tell us how... How did you lose your virginity? 1240 01:05:35,828 --> 01:05:40,522 I feel like you would have been like on an island in southern France 1241 01:05:40,557 --> 01:05:45,562 with a pencil thin mustachioed aristocrat or something. 1242 01:05:45,596 --> 01:05:48,116 Look at you, Why do you stereotype so much? 1243 01:05:48,151 --> 01:05:49,876 Because I'm racist. 1244 01:05:49,911 --> 01:05:53,984 Exactly. Well, you're not that far, but it was a farm boy. 1245 01:05:54,019 --> 01:05:55,675 On an island in southern France? 1246 01:05:55,710 --> 01:05:58,023 -On an island, in the south of France. -Are you serious? 1247 01:05:58,057 --> 01:05:59,507 -Yeah... -So I totally got it right. 1248 01:05:59,541 --> 01:06:02,786 What about you, Emily? How did you lose your virginity? 1249 01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:04,167 Um... 1250 01:06:06,031 --> 01:06:10,794 Alex is the first, uh, person... 1251 01:06:10,828 --> 01:06:12,451 Person I ever slept with. 1252 01:06:12,485 --> 01:06:14,073 He was your farm boy. 1253 01:06:14,108 --> 01:06:15,592 -I'm your farm boy. -He was my farm boy. 1254 01:06:15,626 --> 01:06:18,767 -I am a farm boy. -He still is my farm boy. 1255 01:06:18,802 --> 01:06:22,219 -Are you my... You're my, kind of like my farm boy? -Mm-hmm. 1256 01:06:22,254 --> 01:06:25,222 He'll always be me farm boy. 1257 01:06:25,257 --> 01:06:27,466 Where would you want to go anywhere in the world? 1258 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:30,400 You know, I really wanna see... I've never been to Thailand. 1259 01:06:30,434 --> 01:06:32,540 -I've gone. - I hear they have beautiful beaches. 1260 01:06:32,574 --> 01:06:35,543 Did you guys ever see that movie The Beach with Leonardo... 1261 01:06:35,577 --> 01:06:38,546 -I love that movie... -Oh, that makes me not wanna go to Thailand. 1262 01:06:38,580 --> 01:06:41,825 -They shot it there, right? -Yeah, they did. 1263 01:06:41,859 --> 01:06:44,586 -That's all I have to say. -Can I say something that is so weird? 1264 01:06:44,621 --> 01:06:48,280 Can I just say something, and not to keep bringing up, like kicking a dead horse here? 1265 01:06:48,314 --> 01:06:50,006 Yeah. -But... 1266 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:54,631 The whole water filter thing came from watching the movie The Beach. 1267 01:06:54,665 --> 01:06:56,081 What? 1268 01:06:56,115 --> 01:06:59,153 -I said, "Why can't they drink water like we can?" - Whoa! 1269 01:06:59,187 --> 01:07:00,913 From The Beach? 1270 01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:02,397 -That movie? - What does he say? 1271 01:07:02,432 --> 01:07:04,261 And I just brought that movie up? 1272 01:07:04,296 --> 01:07:06,091 -Too weird. -That's so crazy. 1273 01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:08,196 -Guys, I think this night was sort of meant to be. - That's like... 1274 01:07:08,231 --> 01:07:11,613 There's a lot of synchronicity. -Our stars right now are a constellation. 1275 01:07:11,648 --> 01:07:13,443 I know... -Yes. 1276 01:07:13,477 --> 01:07:14,927 What would our constellation be called? 1277 01:07:14,961 --> 01:07:16,687 Oh, shit! What time is it? 1278 01:07:16,722 --> 01:07:18,758 I have my phone. 1279 01:07:18,793 --> 01:07:20,484 -What? 4:00? 5:00? -4:00? 1280 01:07:20,519 --> 01:07:22,279 You guys! 1281 01:07:22,314 --> 01:07:24,350 -It's almost 6:00 a.m. - What? 1282 01:07:24,385 --> 01:07:27,112 All right. This has been fun. 1283 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:30,115 -I have to work today. - Oh, God. 1284 01:07:30,149 --> 01:07:32,117 I have to go to work today. 1285 01:07:32,910 --> 01:07:34,740 I know, we gotta go. 1286 01:07:34,774 --> 01:07:36,155 Really, time to go. 1287 01:07:36,190 --> 01:07:38,226 So, this is it. We're gonna call it? 1288 01:07:38,261 --> 01:07:40,608 -Yeah, I think so. -Yeah. 1289 01:07:40,642 --> 01:07:44,577 Uh, that can't be the last time we get together. 1290 01:07:44,612 --> 01:07:49,513 -Oh, no way! We'll... We'll do something. - Yeah. 1291 01:07:49,548 --> 01:07:53,621 Hm, yeah, certainly the strangest night of my life. 1292 01:07:53,655 --> 01:07:57,280 But it's also been very...expanding. 1293 01:07:57,314 --> 01:08:00,973 Yeah. I feel good. I mean, I'm exhausted, 1294 01:08:01,007 --> 01:08:02,354 but I feel good. 1295 01:08:02,388 --> 01:08:05,253 -Yeah, me too. -Mm. Me three. 1296 01:08:06,841 --> 01:08:08,118 Count me in. 1297 01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:11,052 All right. 1298 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,881 Good night. Thank you. 1299 01:08:12,916 --> 01:08:14,573 Thank you very much. 1300 01:08:14,607 --> 01:08:16,851 -You... you... I'm sorry. -Emily? 1301 01:08:16,885 --> 01:08:19,785 -So many hugs. -Yeah, I know. You're welcome. 1302 01:08:19,819 --> 01:08:21,511 -Hey, group hug. -Yes. 1303 01:08:21,545 --> 01:08:22,615 Okay. 1304 01:08:23,444 --> 01:08:24,617 Hmm. 1305 01:08:25,894 --> 01:08:27,068 Hmm. 1306 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,173 Thank you. - This is nice. 1307 01:08:28,207 --> 01:08:30,278 Mmm. It's really nice. 1308 01:08:33,868 --> 01:08:34,903 It's nice. 1309 01:10:57,218 --> 01:10:59,220 -Mommy! - 1310 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,635 Mommy! 1311 01:11:00,670 --> 01:11:02,154 Shit! Under the covers! 1312 01:11:02,188 --> 01:11:04,294 -Mommy? - Oh, hey, guys, hey! 1313 01:11:04,329 --> 01:11:06,538 Wow! Morning! How'd you guys sleep, huh? 1314 01:11:06,572 --> 01:11:08,471 -Hey, who wants breakfast? - Me! 1315 01:11:08,505 --> 01:11:09,748 Let's go. I'll get it for you. 1316 01:11:09,782 --> 01:11:10,990 Come on, it's a beautiful day. 1317 01:11:11,025 --> 01:11:12,923 Were you guys wrestling? 1318 01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:15,098 -Fuck! - Yeah, we were just wrestling. 1319 01:11:15,132 --> 01:11:16,893 Who won? It was a tie. 1320 01:11:21,035 --> 01:11:22,312 God! Get your... 1321 01:11:22,347 --> 01:11:24,832 Get dressed! Get dressed! Get dressed! Get... 1322 01:11:59,660 --> 01:12:03,008 Medium dogs are pussies. No, I saw the other day... 1323 01:12:03,042 --> 01:12:04,872 Okay. 1324 01:12:04,906 --> 01:12:07,668 But earlier today, did you not see the schnauzer that was here earlier? 1325 01:12:07,702 --> 01:12:09,048 Yeah. You know what a... 1326 01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:10,809 -Yeah, I like... -His hair, it's hypoallergenic. 1327 01:12:10,843 --> 01:12:14,019 I enjoy a good schnauzer every now and again. 1328 01:12:14,053 --> 01:12:16,228 Yeah, but I think that could be fun. They're not small... 1329 01:12:16,262 --> 01:12:17,712 But are you hearing... 1330 01:12:17,747 --> 01:12:20,336 Are you hearing me when I say if you're gonna get a dog, 1331 01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:22,199 you should get adog. 1332 01:12:22,234 --> 01:12:23,925 -Go big or go home. -Yes. 1333 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:26,238 I want RJ to grow up with a big dog. 1334 01:12:26,272 --> 01:12:29,241 Oh, my gosh, do you see them? Oh, shit! Holy... 1335 01:12:29,275 --> 01:12:30,725 -Okay. 1336 01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,865 -Do you think it's time to do this? -I guess so. 1337 01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:35,730 -Should we go say hi? -I mean, it was inevitable, right, so... 1338 01:12:35,765 --> 01:12:37,249 Do they see us? Now they did. 1339 01:12:37,283 --> 01:12:39,044 Yeah, all right. Get up. 1340 01:12:39,078 --> 01:12:40,597 -Hey, guys... - Hey! 1341 01:12:40,632 --> 01:12:43,428 You don't write, you don't call, you're breaking my heart. 1342 01:12:43,462 --> 01:12:45,084 Sorry, I'm just kidding, dumb joke. 1343 01:12:45,119 --> 01:12:46,327 How are ya? -Good. 1344 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,915 Good. Yeah. -How are you guys? 1345 01:12:47,949 --> 01:12:50,089 -Oh, it's good, it's really... -We're in therapy. 1346 01:12:52,471 --> 01:12:53,679 -Okay. -Yeah. 1347 01:12:53,714 --> 01:12:55,198 Sorry to be the one to cut the crap here, but... 1348 01:12:55,232 --> 01:12:57,856 Basically we've decided to give the marriage another chance. 1349 01:12:57,890 --> 01:13:00,030 -Mm-hmm. -We've been able to sort through a ton of stuff. 1350 01:13:00,065 --> 01:13:02,412 -That sounds great. -We've got you guys to thank for that. 1351 01:13:02,447 --> 01:13:04,828 Yeah. Without that experience we'd be lost, really. 1352 01:13:04,863 --> 01:13:09,454 Really. Thank you, you walked us down the aisle to this moment. 1353 01:13:09,488 --> 01:13:12,180 -It was a crazy experience. -Uh-huh. 1354 01:13:12,215 --> 01:13:14,493 -But it was, you know... -Yeah. 1355 01:13:14,528 --> 01:13:16,771 -It was valuable. -Yes. 1356 01:13:16,806 --> 01:13:17,841 Yeah. 1357 01:13:19,774 --> 01:13:21,949 -It's good to see you guys. -Thank you, you too. 1358 01:13:21,983 --> 01:13:24,848 -Yeah. -Yeah, you've changed something in your face. 1359 01:13:24,883 --> 01:13:27,541 -You know, it wasn't very California. - Yeah. 1360 01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:30,958 -After a while, I was like, I don't see anyone else doing this. - Right. 1361 01:13:30,992 --> 01:13:34,064 -Maybe I should stop, so... - Right. 1362 01:13:34,099 --> 01:13:37,482 You know, I was planning on calling you guys. I, you know... 1363 01:13:37,516 --> 01:13:39,829 I was thinking about that. I just wasn't quite 1364 01:13:40,485 --> 01:13:42,625 sure what to say. 1365 01:13:43,867 --> 01:13:46,629 -So... -Don't worry about it. 1366 01:13:46,663 --> 01:13:48,009 We should grab dinner or something. 1367 01:13:48,044 --> 01:13:49,010 -Totally. -You know? 1368 01:13:49,045 --> 01:13:50,771 Yeah, we should, maybe at your house this time. 1369 01:13:50,805 --> 01:13:53,152 Yeah, you could come, or we could go to a restaurant this time? 1370 01:13:53,187 --> 01:13:55,465 We found some great places. -Totally. Yeah. 1371 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:58,226 Looks like the boys have kind of picked up where they last left off. 1372 01:13:58,261 --> 01:13:59,573 Yes. 1373 01:13:59,607 --> 01:14:00,988 Gettin' dirty. Shall we say hi? 1374 01:14:01,022 --> 01:14:02,058 Let's go say hi. 1375 01:14:02,092 --> 01:14:04,129 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1376 01:14:04,163 --> 01:14:05,095 So, uh... 1377 01:14:06,511 --> 01:14:08,823 Sold all my art. All of it? 1378 01:14:08,858 --> 01:14:11,550 Yep. Who bought that? 1379 01:14:11,585 --> 01:14:13,103 My wife. 99030