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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,725 --> 00:00:14,701 ♪ Look at what's happened to me ♪ 2 00:00:14,725 --> 00:00:18,731 ♪ I can't believe it myself ♪ 3 00:00:18,755 --> 00:00:22,721 ♪ Suddenly I'm up on top of the world ♪ 4 00:00:22,745 --> 00:00:27,745 ♪ It should have been somebody else ♪ 5 00:00:29,584 --> 00:00:32,630 ♪ Believe it or not, I'm walking on air ♪ 6 00:00:32,654 --> 00:00:36,710 ♪ I never thought I could feel so free ♪ 7 00:00:36,734 --> 00:00:41,540 ♪ Flying away on a wing and a prayer ♪ 8 00:00:41,564 --> 00:00:44,720 ♪ Who could it be ♪ 9 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:49,734 ♪ Believe it or not it's just me ♪ 10 00:00:51,623 --> 00:00:55,599 ♪ Just like the light of a new day ♪ 11 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:59,589 ♪ It hit me from out of the blue ♪ 12 00:00:59,613 --> 00:01:02,689 ♪ Breaking me out of the spell I was in ♪ 13 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:07,713 ♪ Making all of my wishes come true ♪ 14 00:01:09,553 --> 00:01:12,699 ♪ Believe it or not, I'm walking on air ♪ 15 00:01:12,723 --> 00:01:17,618 ♪ I never thought I could feel so free ♪ 16 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:21,598 ♪ Flyin' away on a wing and a prayer ♪ 17 00:01:21,622 --> 00:01:25,608 ♪ Who could it be ♪ 18 00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:30,632 ♪ Believe it or not it's just me ♪ 19 00:01:31,712 --> 00:01:35,617 ♪ Who could it be ♪ 20 00:01:35,641 --> 00:01:39,681 ♪ Believe it or not it's just me ♪ 21 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:09,716 - Hey, Jensen. - Hey, Crenshaw. 22 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:13,566 - Did you sell your car yet? - Did I sell my car yet? 23 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:14,706 I got brand-new tires, 24 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:17,536 I got the wheel alignment, I got new shocks. 25 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,675 I am buying that car, I'm not selling it. 26 00:02:21,769 --> 00:02:25,649 Captain, Captain I've got a situation here. 27 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:35,735 We've got a Titan coming up on pad three, sir. 28 00:02:35,759 --> 00:02:37,655 It's gotta be a short, sir, it's gotta be. 29 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:38,735 If we were attacking the Russians, 30 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,624 we'd be on the 24-hour alert clock. 31 00:02:40,648 --> 00:02:41,604 - Shut the hell up, Sarge. 32 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:42,664 - I'm just saying, sir, that... 33 00:02:42,688 --> 00:02:43,694 - We've got a bird out there that's gonna 34 00:02:43,718 --> 00:02:44,734 take off in 60 seconds. 35 00:02:44,758 --> 00:02:46,694 Where the hell is the code book, Crenshaw? 36 00:02:46,718 --> 00:02:48,754 Smitty, aren't you supposed to count it down? 37 00:02:48,778 --> 00:02:50,724 All right, let's get on correct procedure here. 38 00:02:50,748 --> 00:02:52,594 - You are now... - This is Captain Riley 39 00:02:52,618 --> 00:02:54,644 at Twin Palms, get me General Stockard. 40 00:02:54,668 --> 00:02:55,694 - 15. - Now! 41 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:57,534 - Sir? - Minus 57. 42 00:02:57,558 --> 00:02:59,534 - Sir, do you want me to check the computer feed? 43 00:02:59,558 --> 00:03:00,704 Maybe we just have a junction box that's cooking. 44 00:03:00,728 --> 00:03:01,734 This couldn't be a full-scale code, 45 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:03,573 it just couldn't be, sir. 46 00:03:03,597 --> 00:03:04,693 - Yeah, check the east tunnel. - Yes, sir. 47 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:06,743 - General Stockard... - All right, guys, move it! 48 00:03:06,767 --> 00:03:08,547 - 47, 46, 45. 49 00:03:10,647 --> 00:03:12,563 - Stockard. - General Stockard. 50 00:03:12,587 --> 00:03:14,717 Code Red, 1658, priority one. 51 00:03:15,747 --> 00:03:17,583 We have a situation, sir. 52 00:03:17,607 --> 00:03:19,693 We've got a Titan that just came out of the ground. 53 00:03:19,717 --> 00:03:21,553 - T minus 36, 54 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:22,693 35. 55 00:03:22,717 --> 00:03:23,713 - The target for this bird is Leningrad, Russia. 56 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,716 We're at T minus 34 and counting. 57 00:03:27,736 --> 00:03:29,742 - Well, hit the overload, now! 58 00:03:29,766 --> 00:03:31,646 - Hit the overload. 59 00:03:32,616 --> 00:03:33,542 - Dead. 60 00:03:33,566 --> 00:03:35,546 - Well, hit it again! 61 00:03:36,756 --> 00:03:38,602 - Nothing, sir. 62 00:03:38,626 --> 00:03:40,562 It's going to go in 16. 63 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:42,562 - Scramble SAC, we've got a wild missile 64 00:03:42,586 --> 00:03:44,572 set to fire in 13 seconds out of Nevada. 65 00:03:44,596 --> 00:03:46,741 1660 code red, set intercept. 66 00:03:46,765 --> 00:03:49,541 I don't want that bird to get into Russian airspace! 67 00:03:49,565 --> 00:03:50,601 You got that? 68 00:03:55,775 --> 00:03:58,711 - It's gonna go up in 13 seconds. 69 00:03:58,735 --> 00:03:59,741 11, 70 00:03:59,765 --> 00:04:00,775 10, 71 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:02,541 nine, 72 00:04:02,565 --> 00:04:03,345 eight, 73 00:04:03,545 --> 00:04:04,571 seven, 74 00:04:04,595 --> 00:04:05,591 six, 75 00:04:05,615 --> 00:04:06,615 five. 76 00:04:07,765 --> 00:04:10,560 All clear, condition red is over. 77 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:13,714 Repeat, all clear, condition red is over. 78 00:04:20,764 --> 00:04:24,680 - It shut down, sir, it just shut down. 79 00:04:24,704 --> 00:04:25,704 We're okay. 80 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:29,710 - What's going on, sir? 81 00:04:29,734 --> 00:04:31,739 I thought the computers were failsafe? 82 00:04:31,763 --> 00:04:34,563 - Riley, I'll get back. 83 00:04:36,563 --> 00:04:37,749 I told them that system stunk. 84 00:04:37,773 --> 00:04:41,773 I told them not to go for this, we're locked in! 85 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,263 In 24 hours that damn thing is going to fire 86 00:04:44,543 --> 00:04:47,649 a full complement of missiles at the U.S.S.R. 87 00:04:47,673 --> 00:04:49,619 I can shut down one. 88 00:04:49,643 --> 00:04:50,763 How do I stop this? 89 00:04:53,722 --> 00:04:56,652 In 24 hours we start World War 3. 90 00:04:58,742 --> 00:05:00,668 There's no way to stop it. 91 00:05:00,692 --> 00:05:02,728 - Look, honey, come down here on Friday, 92 00:05:02,752 --> 00:05:04,772 you spend the weekend with me then you 93 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:06,698 fly back up to San Francisco on Monday. 94 00:05:06,722 --> 00:05:08,548 - I don't know how I can make it, Ralph. 95 00:05:08,572 --> 00:05:10,548 We're doing interrogatives all through the weekend. 96 00:05:10,572 --> 00:05:12,548 - How long is this case going to last, Pam? 97 00:05:12,572 --> 00:05:13,727 I hate having you up there. 98 00:05:13,751 --> 00:05:16,677 I cannot afford a commuter romance. 99 00:05:16,701 --> 00:05:18,617 Try and make it down if you can, alright? 100 00:05:18,641 --> 00:05:19,801 - You know I will, babe, bye. 101 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:22,361 - Bye. 102 00:05:24,651 --> 00:05:26,537 Yeah. 103 00:05:26,561 --> 00:05:27,707 You owe 50 cents on your 104 00:05:27,731 --> 00:05:29,587 long distance call to Palmdale. 105 00:05:29,611 --> 00:05:30,717 - I wasn't speaking to Palmdale, 106 00:05:30,741 --> 00:05:32,607 operator, I was calling San Francisco. 107 00:05:32,631 --> 00:05:34,687 50 cents, please. 108 00:05:34,711 --> 00:05:37,676 - I was talking to San Francisco, operator. 109 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:41,750 If you don't pay, we'll bill the other party. 110 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:51,636 - You guys got a terrific system there. 111 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:52,726 Hi there, 112 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:54,556 you're on the air with Elmer Dills. 113 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:55,606 Elmer, I wanted to 114 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:57,585 tell you about a favorite place of ours, 115 00:05:57,609 --> 00:05:59,525 the Burrito Brothers over on Slosson. 116 00:05:59,549 --> 00:06:00,525 - Hey, yeah, I know it. 117 00:06:00,549 --> 00:06:01,635 It's on Slosson, near La Cienega. 118 00:06:01,659 --> 00:06:03,635 The last time I went there the service was... 119 00:06:06,669 --> 00:06:08,635 Well, a little bit slow, the food ordinary. 120 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:12,555 - Hey, come on, Mr. H, you just cut in front of me! 121 00:06:12,579 --> 00:06:14,689 Yo, Jose, you cut me off there! 122 00:06:16,579 --> 00:06:17,555 - No, no, no, no. 123 00:06:17,579 --> 00:06:19,578 Tony, you broadsided me! 124 00:06:21,618 --> 00:06:23,584 - That's alright, no damage, no damage here. 125 00:06:23,608 --> 00:06:24,654 - What are you talking about? 126 00:06:24,678 --> 00:06:26,684 You ruined my left rear quarter panel. 127 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:27,744 - Man, that's not ruined. 128 00:06:27,768 --> 00:06:29,634 That's, you know, that's an improvement. 129 00:06:29,658 --> 00:06:31,554 Come on, it's custom by crash. 130 00:06:31,578 --> 00:06:33,654 It looks nice, it looks nice, look. 131 00:06:33,678 --> 00:06:35,534 - Where did you get this thing? 132 00:06:35,558 --> 00:06:36,604 - Hey, this ain't a thing. 133 00:06:36,628 --> 00:06:38,624 What we have here is the Villacana Piranha. 134 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:42,543 The fastest set of wheels this side of L.A. river. 135 00:06:42,567 --> 00:06:44,533 - Hey, can't we change the radio station 136 00:06:44,557 --> 00:06:45,733 and get this guy to stop talking about food? 137 00:06:45,757 --> 00:06:47,583 I'm on a diet. 138 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:49,713 - Hey, this is built for speed, no frills, alright? 139 00:06:49,737 --> 00:06:51,713 - That means the radio's broken, right? 140 00:06:51,737 --> 00:06:53,613 Stuck on this station. 141 00:06:53,637 --> 00:06:55,693 - You don't happen to have insurance for this thing, do you? 142 00:06:55,717 --> 00:06:57,543 - Of course, not, man. 143 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:58,703 Listen, this is a lean, mean, racing machine, man 144 00:06:58,727 --> 00:07:00,523 and we're in business to make money, 145 00:07:00,547 --> 00:07:01,523 not waste it on insurance. 146 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:02,603 - What business? 147 00:07:02,627 --> 00:07:04,692 - You know that guy that lives under the bridge? 148 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,552 - The guy who lives where? 149 00:07:06,576 --> 00:07:07,742 - See this guy, he's got this stripped down 150 00:07:07,766 --> 00:07:09,642 coupe with a flat head blown. 151 00:07:09,666 --> 00:07:11,552 He hangs out under the bridge 152 00:07:11,576 --> 00:07:13,522 and he drag races dudes at dawn. 153 00:07:13,546 --> 00:07:15,652 Now, if you win, you get his car. 154 00:07:15,676 --> 00:07:17,682 But if you lose, he gets yours. 155 00:07:17,706 --> 00:07:19,602 But we're going to take a bite out of 156 00:07:19,626 --> 00:07:21,602 his behind with the Piranha tomorrow morning. 157 00:07:21,626 --> 00:07:23,532 - Dig it, and we don't take prisoners. 158 00:07:23,556 --> 00:07:24,682 - Yeah, Tony's gonna use the Piranha 159 00:07:24,706 --> 00:07:26,571 to win cars off of guys and then 160 00:07:26,595 --> 00:07:28,521 we're gonna open up a used car lot. 161 00:07:28,545 --> 00:07:30,711 Villacana's Used Cars, we're gonna call it. 162 00:07:30,735 --> 00:07:32,621 - That has a nice, clean ring to it. 163 00:07:32,645 --> 00:07:34,571 - Yeah, no kiddin'. 164 00:07:34,595 --> 00:07:36,671 - No offense, Tony, but I think you'd make more money 165 00:07:36,695 --> 00:07:38,741 with this if you rented it out as a deep sea angle. 166 00:07:38,765 --> 00:07:40,571 - Looks slow, don't it? 167 00:07:40,595 --> 00:07:43,565 But under the hood, Paco, if you will. 168 00:07:46,555 --> 00:07:48,674 We have pure, raging trouble. 169 00:07:49,744 --> 00:07:51,690 - I don't believe it. 170 00:07:51,714 --> 00:07:56,530 - Relieved, ported, blown, we run this car on jet fuel, man. 171 00:07:56,554 --> 00:07:58,580 This car's gonna burn up the pavement. 172 00:07:58,604 --> 00:07:59,720 - Hey, Tony, can't we get this guy 173 00:07:59,744 --> 00:08:01,550 to stop talking about olives? 174 00:08:01,574 --> 00:08:02,550 I'm starving already. 175 00:08:02,574 --> 00:08:04,594 - Yeah, I got it, I got it. 176 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,730 Passenging on you, buddy. 177 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:10,589 - Hey, come on, Tony, let's go get something to eat, huh? 178 00:08:10,613 --> 00:08:11,763 I'm really hungry. 179 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,549 This request is 180 00:08:15,573 --> 00:08:17,599 for Ralph from your star admirer. 181 00:08:21,653 --> 00:08:26,653 ♪ Wonder when things got so bad ♪ 182 00:08:29,603 --> 00:08:34,602 ♪ Oh, but what happened to the world we had ♪ 183 00:08:37,662 --> 00:08:40,668 ♪ Well we used to be the... ♪ 184 00:08:41,742 --> 00:08:43,678 This is all news radio. 185 00:08:43,702 --> 00:08:44,738 Palmdale. 186 00:08:44,762 --> 00:08:46,668 Coming to you by way of... 187 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,578 Broadcasting from Palmdale. 188 00:08:49,602 --> 00:08:50,638 - Palmdale? 189 00:08:50,662 --> 00:08:52,667 What could possibly be important in Palmdale? 190 00:08:52,691 --> 00:08:54,567 - Bill, don't you remember the last time 191 00:08:54,591 --> 00:08:56,527 we were out in the desert just before 192 00:08:56,551 --> 00:08:58,587 the spaceship came down and gave us the suit? 193 00:08:58,611 --> 00:09:00,527 The radio went on the fritz. 194 00:09:00,551 --> 00:09:02,567 Well the same thing just happened to me, Bill. 195 00:09:02,591 --> 00:09:03,677 Now, I'm telling you, I'm getting some 196 00:09:03,701 --> 00:09:04,707 kind of a message here. 197 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:06,607 I'm picking up Palmdale radio stations 198 00:09:06,631 --> 00:09:08,667 which are impossible to get here in Los Angeles. 199 00:09:08,691 --> 00:09:12,537 And the song, The Eve of Destruction was dedicated to Ralph. 200 00:09:12,561 --> 00:09:14,556 - I can't do anything about it now. 201 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:16,536 I'm going to catch hell for walking out in 202 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,536 the middle of a weekly staff meeting as it is. 203 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,676 You got no idea what we're going through around here. 204 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,636 Since Carlisle's been put in charge 205 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:24,736 he's been coming on like Bigfoot's ugly brother. 206 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,586 - Bill, don't tell me you're still 207 00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:27,676 afraid of that spaceship, come on! 208 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:28,636 - Afraid? 209 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:29,726 Me? 210 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,760 What, of little green guys? 211 00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:34,616 Come on, give me a break. 212 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,565 - Well, listen, pick me up at my house later. 213 00:09:36,589 --> 00:09:39,615 I gotta get my car fixed, see ya. 214 00:09:39,639 --> 00:09:41,575 - Since I took over this section 215 00:09:41,599 --> 00:09:43,575 there's been some grumbling. 216 00:09:43,599 --> 00:09:47,589 Okay, as of this second we are belaying all grumbling! 217 00:09:48,719 --> 00:09:51,715 Any agent who doesn't like the new dress code can lump it! 218 00:09:51,739 --> 00:09:54,575 The first step in being sharp is looking sharp 219 00:09:54,599 --> 00:09:56,515 and we are going to sparkle. 220 00:09:56,539 --> 00:09:57,595 Is that very clear? 221 00:09:57,619 --> 00:09:58,619 Hi, Bill! 222 00:09:59,618 --> 00:10:01,574 Gee, I'm glad you found the time to get back. 223 00:10:01,598 --> 00:10:03,654 Hope we didn't pull you away from anything too pressing. 224 00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:06,574 - No, it was just some guys from the CIA 225 00:10:06,598 --> 00:10:08,564 needed a little update on one of my cases. 226 00:10:08,588 --> 00:10:10,534 Please, carry on, Mr. Carlisle. 227 00:10:10,558 --> 00:10:12,748 - Ah. 228 00:10:27,697 --> 00:10:29,663 That's one gig, Maxwell. 229 00:10:29,687 --> 00:10:33,667 Dress code violation, white socks, brown shoes. 230 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:41,583 - Well, what's the matter with brown shoes? 231 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:42,602 - Two gigs. 232 00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:45,542 - Oh, I get it, one gig for each sock. 233 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:48,532 - No, one for the socks, one for the haircut. 234 00:10:48,556 --> 00:10:49,602 - Thanks, Carlisle. 235 00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:50,692 - I am taking this very seriously 236 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:53,602 and I think it's about time that 237 00:10:53,626 --> 00:10:56,542 the rest of you people got the picture fast! 238 00:10:56,566 --> 00:10:58,592 It is no longer enough to be efficient, 239 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,552 we are going to look efficient. 240 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,582 When we walk into a scene they are going 241 00:11:02,606 --> 00:11:03,721 to be able to pick us out of a crowd. 242 00:11:03,745 --> 00:11:06,585 - You got my light cruiser. 243 00:11:07,645 --> 00:11:09,611 - That's another thing. 244 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:12,561 There will be no playing battleship 245 00:11:12,585 --> 00:11:14,601 during the staff meetings! 246 00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:21,605 You two are on report. 247 00:11:23,645 --> 00:11:25,620 Who's got the Ratner case? 248 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,754 - Um, yeah, Ratner, Charles W., 249 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,630 computer expert, missing last three days. 250 00:11:32,654 --> 00:11:36,610 Missing persons report filed by girlfriend Nancy Benson. 251 00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:38,610 Apparently he was forced into a car outside 252 00:11:38,634 --> 00:11:40,730 the UCLA computer center, some kind of weird genius. 253 00:11:40,754 --> 00:11:42,670 Yes, sir, I'm on it. 254 00:11:42,694 --> 00:11:44,640 - Of course, you have the file with you? 255 00:11:44,664 --> 00:11:46,630 - Well, as a matter of fact, I do. 256 00:11:46,654 --> 00:11:48,689 It's right here, sir. 257 00:11:48,713 --> 00:11:52,539 - I'll take that, this case is no longer active. 258 00:11:52,563 --> 00:11:53,729 - What do you mean it's no longer active? 259 00:11:53,753 --> 00:11:55,619 The guy's still missing. 260 00:11:55,643 --> 00:11:57,549 - Military intelligence took it off the board this morning. 261 00:11:57,573 --> 00:11:58,589 - Military intelligence? 262 00:11:58,613 --> 00:11:59,689 This guy isn't in the military. 263 00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:02,609 - Hey, this came down from Washington this morning. 264 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:03,679 Need I say more? 265 00:12:03,703 --> 00:12:05,709 - Yeah, but I mean they can't uh... 266 00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:06,733 - Yes? 267 00:12:08,623 --> 00:12:11,692 - It's not their jurisdiction, it's ours. 268 00:12:12,712 --> 00:12:15,648 - We have been outranked on this one. 269 00:12:15,672 --> 00:12:18,698 Ratner, Charles W., is no longer our problem. 270 00:12:18,722 --> 00:12:20,588 You want to stand here and argue 271 00:12:20,612 --> 00:12:21,638 about this with me, Maxwell? 272 00:12:21,662 --> 00:12:23,742 - This stinks, I hate this. 273 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,608 - Be very careful, Billy. 274 00:12:27,632 --> 00:12:30,628 You're about to lose more than a light cruiser. 275 00:12:30,652 --> 00:12:34,551 - Yeah, but what's going on, don't you care? 276 00:12:40,701 --> 00:12:42,567 - How's it going, Jensen? 277 00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:43,627 - Be careful Captain, I've taken 278 00:12:43,651 --> 00:12:45,707 the cowlings off all these junction boxes. 279 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,627 - How much longer is it going to be? 280 00:12:47,651 --> 00:12:48,657 - Sir, I'm working as fast as I can. 281 00:12:48,681 --> 00:12:50,667 Everything is hot, please stand back. 282 00:12:50,691 --> 00:12:51,751 Please, watch 68 for me. 283 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,636 I think that I can disconnect this thing. 284 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:54,660 - Okay. 285 00:13:11,730 --> 00:13:13,596 Sergeant Jensen is dead! 286 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:14,656 Send down a stretcher. 287 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,539 I'm headed for tunnel eight. 288 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:35,665 - Well, we've been out here for a real long time. 289 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:40,634 I guess it's a no show for the little green guys. 290 00:13:40,658 --> 00:13:44,658 I guess we might as well head back for the barn. 291 00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:51,624 Bill. 292 00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:53,674 Look, I can understand your being scared 293 00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:56,604 of that spaceship, but who wouldn't be? 294 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,614 - Wait a minute. 295 00:13:57,638 --> 00:13:59,513 Who said I was scared? 296 00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:00,513 Give me a break! 297 00:14:00,537 --> 00:14:01,613 What are you talking about? 298 00:14:01,637 --> 00:14:02,653 I'm not... 299 00:14:02,677 --> 00:14:04,503 - Oh, come on, man, you're scared to death! 300 00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:07,607 - No, I'm not, um, what I am is I'm uh, 301 00:14:08,657 --> 00:14:09,713 I'm nailed to the side of my desk 302 00:14:09,737 --> 00:14:12,653 by this Carlisle guy who is trying 303 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,583 to make the whole place look like 304 00:14:14,607 --> 00:14:16,543 an ad out of Gentlemen's Quarterly. 305 00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:19,563 Giving all our cases over to military intelligence, 306 00:14:19,587 --> 00:14:22,652 letting guys get away with murder. 307 00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:28,652 - Did you see that guy? 308 00:14:28,676 --> 00:14:30,526 - What guy, where? 309 00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:32,662 - Boy, he looked dead. 310 00:14:32,686 --> 00:14:33,722 - Dead? 311 00:14:33,746 --> 00:14:36,622 That's a pretty quick diagnosis, doctor. 312 00:14:36,646 --> 00:14:38,672 Shouldn't we have a second opinion? 313 00:14:38,696 --> 00:14:41,652 - Look, there he is again! 314 00:14:41,676 --> 00:14:43,601 Did you see that guy? 315 00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,621 Bill, Bill what are you doing? 316 00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:48,725 Bill, would you talk to me? 317 00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:57,705 - Out, out, out, out! 318 00:14:59,535 --> 00:15:00,601 Alright, I'm warning you. 319 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,551 You come any closer you're a dead man. 320 00:15:02,575 --> 00:15:04,660 - He's already dead, Bill. 321 00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:06,630 - A missile system called Spoil Sport 322 00:15:06,654 --> 00:15:09,540 activated eight hours ago. 323 00:15:09,564 --> 00:15:12,640 This system, once turned on, cannot be shut off. 324 00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:15,670 In 16 hours it will launch a complement 325 00:15:15,694 --> 00:15:18,610 of 30 missiles at the U.S.S.R. 326 00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,670 Those missiles cannot be disarmed. 327 00:15:20,694 --> 00:15:23,570 You must find a way to stop this from happening. 328 00:15:23,594 --> 00:15:24,650 You're the only one that can 329 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,719 save the world from destruction. 330 00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:31,533 If you fail this planet will simply turn to dust. 331 00:15:42,663 --> 00:15:44,659 - Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute, come back! 332 00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:47,499 - Whoa, whoa, whoa let him go, Ralph. 333 00:15:47,523 --> 00:15:48,668 That's it, we got the message, okay? 334 00:15:48,692 --> 00:15:52,552 Message received, let's get out of here. 335 00:15:59,702 --> 00:16:00,702 - Bill. 336 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:46,740 - What are you doing? 337 00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:48,576 - We need more information. 338 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,646 We can get the instruction book. 339 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,666 - Let 'em go, Ralph, come on. 340 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,606 - Hey, come back here! 341 00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:54,630 Hey! 342 00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:59,565 I need more information! 343 00:17:01,559 --> 00:17:03,645 Where's my instruction book for this suit? 344 00:17:31,608 --> 00:17:34,698 - I guess they didn't want to be followed. 345 00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,707 - Nothing. 346 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:55,717 There must be some kind of a force field that's... 347 00:17:58,557 --> 00:18:01,716 What in the world is Operation Spoil Sport? 348 00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:12,662 - It's one of those programs that you sort of 349 00:18:12,686 --> 00:18:15,672 heard about and you didn't want to believe it 350 00:18:15,696 --> 00:18:19,652 could really exist, but you knew it did anyway. 351 00:18:19,676 --> 00:18:21,651 Because it was just crazy enough to be real 352 00:18:21,675 --> 00:18:26,661 in spite of the fact it shouldn't be, but it is. 353 00:18:26,685 --> 00:18:28,651 Is what it is. 354 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,491 - Come on, Bill. 355 00:18:30,515 --> 00:18:32,591 Would you pull yourself together alright? 356 00:18:32,615 --> 00:18:34,571 I mean, we have a big job ahead of us. 357 00:18:34,595 --> 00:18:36,571 And if you're gonna spend the next 16 hours 358 00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:37,661 in a trance, we're not going to 359 00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:40,491 be very good to anybody, are we? 360 00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:42,701 - Yeah, okay, right. 361 00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:45,630 Operation Spoil Sport was designed 362 00:18:45,654 --> 00:18:48,550 to activate all by itself in case 363 00:18:48,574 --> 00:18:50,640 the United States lost World War 3 364 00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:53,664 and there was nobody left over here. 365 00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:58,604 About 30 missiles are held back, 366 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:02,490 they're not used in the conflict. 367 00:19:02,514 --> 00:19:04,590 They fire the next day by computer. 368 00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:07,669 The Russians are still trying to dig out of the rubble, 369 00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:10,539 our last 30 nukes come sailing over, 370 00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:11,963 catch 'em by surprise, wipe 'em out, 371 00:19:12,503 --> 00:19:14,609 win World War 3, for the good old US of A, 372 00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:16,693 that's Operation Spoil Sport. 373 00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:21,733 - They sure picked an appropriate name for it. 374 00:19:22,503 --> 00:19:23,679 - Nifty, huh? 375 00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:25,609 - What kind of a sick mind could 376 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,578 think of something like that, Bill? 377 00:19:27,602 --> 00:19:30,508 After a nuclear war, what's there left to win? 378 00:19:30,532 --> 00:19:33,628 The whole planet is a radioactive ball of mush. 379 00:19:33,652 --> 00:19:35,698 - Kind of goes against the old American 380 00:19:35,722 --> 00:19:37,658 tradition of fair play, doesn't it? 381 00:19:37,682 --> 00:19:38,698 - That's sick. 382 00:19:38,722 --> 00:19:39,668 - It was built in the '50s. 383 00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:41,508 - That's sick! 384 00:19:41,532 --> 00:19:42,648 Everybody was running around crazy, 385 00:19:42,672 --> 00:19:46,688 scared to death, the Cold War was real popular. 386 00:19:46,712 --> 00:19:49,711 - Why do you guys give us this junk? 387 00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:55,507 We don't know where the computer is. 388 00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:56,811 We don't know how to shut it off. 389 00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:58,647 We don't know who in the military 390 00:19:58,671 --> 00:19:59,697 is working on this problem. 391 00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:01,607 How are we gonna stop this, Bill? 392 00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:02,557 - Ralph, cool it. 393 00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:03,617 Will you just calm down? 394 00:20:03,641 --> 00:20:04,677 We gotta think. 395 00:20:04,701 --> 00:20:06,617 - In 16 hours, 16 hours, Bill, you count it, 396 00:20:06,641 --> 00:20:09,637 30 nuclear missiles are going to fire. 397 00:20:09,661 --> 00:20:10,661 - 16 hours. 398 00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:13,576 - Okay, we gotta go to my house. 399 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,666 We'll have a scull session. 400 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,706 We will work out our um... 401 00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:17,656 - Scenario. 402 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,706 - Our plan. 403 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,730 - Much as it pains me to bring this up, Ralph, 404 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,686 you're going to have to fly me out 405 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:26,536 of here the old-fashioned way. 406 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,706 - Come on, Bill, you know what happened 407 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:28,686 the last time we tried that. 408 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,516 - Yeah, but the time before that 409 00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,485 you were really startin' to cook, come on, now. 410 00:20:32,509 --> 00:20:33,555 - Bill, I don't know... 411 00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:34,605 - We are not going to let this country 412 00:20:34,629 --> 00:20:35,705 fire the first missiles and start a war. 413 00:20:35,729 --> 00:20:38,545 It goes against tradition and honor and all that stuff 414 00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:39,695 and in spite of that, I don't like it! 415 00:20:39,719 --> 00:20:43,525 Now, turn around and let's get going. 416 00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:44,665 What are we supposed to do 417 00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:45,705 with the car, just leave it here? 418 00:20:45,729 --> 00:20:48,675 - We'll send somebody back. 419 00:20:52,499 --> 00:20:53,699 You almost got it, you got it! 420 00:20:54,718 --> 00:20:55,718 Oh, no! 421 00:21:03,698 --> 00:21:06,694 - I think we did much better that time. 422 00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:10,614 - This isn't working, Bill. 423 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,484 This could take all night. 424 00:21:13,508 --> 00:21:14,694 - It's still too far to walk. 425 00:21:14,718 --> 00:21:16,683 Come on, let's go. 426 00:21:19,717 --> 00:21:22,727 - Oh, thank you, thank you. 427 00:21:23,497 --> 00:21:25,593 - Try to crash on my other hip next time. 428 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,547 Here we go. 429 00:21:37,727 --> 00:21:40,562 - Boy, I hate to say it, Ralph, but you are a disaster, 430 00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:42,482 a genuine, card-carrying disaster. 431 00:21:42,506 --> 00:21:44,632 - Yeah, this coming from feet through your duty Maxwell, 432 00:21:44,656 --> 00:21:46,672 who's cowering in the car afraid of green guys. 433 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:47,642 - I am not! 434 00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:48,632 - You are too! 435 00:21:48,656 --> 00:21:50,492 - Hold it, hold it, sir, sir! 436 00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:51,562 Hello? 437 00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:53,146 Please, will you give us a lift, please? 438 00:21:53,496 --> 00:21:54,652 Our car's broken down. 439 00:21:54,676 --> 00:21:56,502 This is a Federal Bureau of 440 00:21:56,526 --> 00:21:58,482 Investigations business, right here. 441 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,505 - Don't you say it! 442 00:22:25,514 --> 00:22:26,604 - Yo, chicken fat. 443 00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:29,520 - You want to race or what? 444 00:22:29,544 --> 00:22:30,590 - Rhonda, let's do it. 445 00:22:30,614 --> 00:22:31,550 - Yeah. 446 00:22:31,574 --> 00:22:32,624 - Let's do it! 447 00:22:46,723 --> 00:22:50,479 - Okay, now, don't forget to get your tickets early 448 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:53,509 because every night's been a sellout so far. 449 00:22:53,533 --> 00:22:54,679 Circus of the Stars, remember. 450 00:22:54,703 --> 00:22:57,529 My friend does all the high wire work. 451 00:22:58,643 --> 00:23:00,629 Have a nice day! 452 00:23:00,653 --> 00:23:02,489 What the heck is going on? 453 00:23:02,513 --> 00:23:04,669 Looks like the third reel of Rebel Without a Cause. 454 00:23:04,693 --> 00:23:06,518 - Tony must be drag racing the guy 455 00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:07,578 who lives under the bridge. 456 00:23:07,602 --> 00:23:09,488 - The guy who lives under the what? 457 00:23:09,512 --> 00:23:11,508 - What are they doing racing on my block? 458 00:23:11,532 --> 00:23:13,548 My neighbors are going to get together and kill me. 459 00:23:13,572 --> 00:23:15,668 - Ralph, in 12 hours, if you want to get your neighbors 460 00:23:15,692 --> 00:23:17,812 together you're going to have to use a vacuum cleaner. 461 00:23:18,492 --> 00:23:19,578 - Rhonda's babysitting Kevin. 462 00:23:19,602 --> 00:23:21,608 I bet you Tony brought this circus over 463 00:23:21,632 --> 00:23:22,722 so she could watch him win. 464 00:23:23,492 --> 00:23:26,478 - Okay, now will you get inside, get some clothes on? 465 00:23:26,502 --> 00:23:28,537 And I'll commandeer a set of wheels. 466 00:23:28,561 --> 00:23:30,497 Ralph, disappear. 467 00:23:30,521 --> 00:23:31,531 - Oh. 468 00:24:21,629 --> 00:24:25,549 - So, uh, when the flag drops the bull stops. 469 00:24:27,579 --> 00:24:30,575 Now Villacana, let me take this heap off your hands. 470 00:24:34,538 --> 00:24:36,494 On the other hand, let me. 471 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,494 FBI, pal. 472 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:38,564 - Oh. 473 00:24:38,588 --> 00:24:39,674 What are you doing here? 474 00:24:39,698 --> 00:24:41,514 - I saw that performance, it was pitiful. 475 00:24:41,538 --> 00:24:42,664 Now you want this pink slip back or not? 476 00:24:42,688 --> 00:24:44,494 - Yeah, sure. 477 00:24:44,518 --> 00:24:46,554 - Okay, Harry, shut it down will you? 478 00:24:46,578 --> 00:24:48,554 - What the heck's going on? 479 00:24:48,578 --> 00:24:50,634 - You got an awful lot of violations here, Harry. 480 00:24:50,658 --> 00:24:53,684 I don't want to see you lose this, it's too pretty. 481 00:24:54,668 --> 00:24:56,633 - What happened, T? 482 00:24:56,657 --> 00:24:57,657 Oh, man! 483 00:24:59,547 --> 00:25:00,627 - Oh, uh, Mr. H. 484 00:25:01,677 --> 00:25:03,717 This is uh, this is a benefit race. 485 00:25:04,487 --> 00:25:05,673 - Aren't you supposed to be with Kevin, Rhonda? 486 00:25:05,697 --> 00:25:07,503 - Right. 487 00:25:07,527 --> 00:25:08,513 - I'll call you as soon as I can. 488 00:25:08,537 --> 00:25:09,493 - Alright, Mr. H. 489 00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:10,583 - Okay, alright, that's it. 490 00:25:10,607 --> 00:25:12,483 Give me the other guy's pink slip. 491 00:25:12,507 --> 00:25:13,603 - But, sir, that's my car. 492 00:25:13,627 --> 00:25:16,533 I just blew it off the road, sir. 493 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,566 - Give me the pink slip. 494 00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:21,512 Ralph, you drive. 495 00:25:21,536 --> 00:25:23,552 This piece of junk will get us as far as the office. 496 00:25:23,576 --> 00:25:25,472 We'll pick up a proper set of wheels. 497 00:25:25,496 --> 00:25:26,492 Villacana, out! 498 00:25:26,516 --> 00:25:27,502 - Yeah, but you said... 499 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,522 - Get out, take a hike! 500 00:25:28,546 --> 00:25:29,532 - Come on, Tony. 501 00:25:29,556 --> 00:25:31,706 Come on, we'll get it back to you. 502 00:25:33,576 --> 00:25:35,522 What are we going by the office for? 503 00:25:35,546 --> 00:25:36,592 - It's a new wrinkle in the scenario, 504 00:25:36,616 --> 00:25:38,532 I'll brief you on the way. 505 00:25:40,645 --> 00:25:42,491 - Gentlemen, gentlemen! 506 00:25:42,515 --> 00:25:44,601 We're in a yellow alert and going into red. 507 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:46,491 Air Force One is in the air. 508 00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:47,561 - We don't have a choice, 509 00:25:47,585 --> 00:25:49,471 we've got to notify the Soviet Union. 510 00:25:49,495 --> 00:25:50,691 It's a risk, but we need their help. 511 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:53,581 - Okay, then why don't we just give them a ring? 512 00:25:53,605 --> 00:25:55,591 Tell them a nuclear strike is headed their way. 513 00:25:55,615 --> 00:25:57,491 - SAC is up! 514 00:25:57,515 --> 00:25:58,601 Now if we can get the Russian planes in the air 515 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,540 maybe we can shoot the missiles down! 516 00:26:00,564 --> 00:26:01,690 - Maybe. 517 00:26:01,714 --> 00:26:03,590 Maybe, if we had some idea where 518 00:26:03,614 --> 00:26:05,630 those missiles are coming from. 519 00:26:05,654 --> 00:26:08,580 That was the whole point when they set this system up. 520 00:26:08,604 --> 00:26:10,640 It's a computer feed and the system scans 521 00:26:10,664 --> 00:26:13,600 for any missile leftover after a final strike. 522 00:26:13,624 --> 00:26:16,610 But our silos are full, gentlemen, and that computer 523 00:26:16,634 --> 00:26:19,580 is going to pick those missiles at random. 524 00:26:19,604 --> 00:26:21,510 - We have to have a recommendation 525 00:26:21,534 --> 00:26:22,539 to the President, General. 526 00:26:22,563 --> 00:26:24,663 - You want a recommendation? 527 00:26:26,513 --> 00:26:28,623 We can't shut that system down. 528 00:26:30,553 --> 00:26:32,539 We fire a full-strength preemptive attack. 529 00:26:32,563 --> 00:26:33,659 - That's war! 530 00:26:33,683 --> 00:26:36,609 You're talking about starting World War 3, for God's sake! 531 00:26:36,633 --> 00:26:39,659 - No, Admiral, I'm talking about finishing World War 3. 532 00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:43,713 It started 10 years ago and we're losing! 533 00:26:44,482 --> 00:26:46,702 Cuba, Hungary, Afghanistan, Poland! 534 00:26:49,552 --> 00:26:52,468 We send over a handful of missiles with our apologies. 535 00:26:52,492 --> 00:26:54,508 You think they're going to bill us for damages? 536 00:26:54,532 --> 00:26:56,628 They're going to counter with everything they've got. 537 00:26:56,652 --> 00:26:58,648 We've lost every advantage of a surprise attack. 538 00:26:58,672 --> 00:27:01,648 You've got to hit first and hit big! 539 00:27:01,672 --> 00:27:03,558 Or lose. 540 00:27:03,582 --> 00:27:06,467 - Isn't there a way to shut Spoil Sport's system down? 541 00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:08,477 I'm trying everything I can think of. 542 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:14,541 - Try setting it off in drive. 543 00:27:17,691 --> 00:27:20,477 - So, that's the plan? 544 00:27:20,501 --> 00:27:21,677 I mean, just because military intelligence 545 00:27:21,701 --> 00:27:23,711 takes a particular case away from you? 546 00:27:24,481 --> 00:27:25,557 What does that prove? 547 00:27:25,581 --> 00:27:27,617 - Ratner, Charles W., is a computer expert 548 00:27:27,641 --> 00:27:29,616 who gets kidnapped at the same time that 549 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,626 a computer is going haywire and military 550 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,596 intelligence snaps the case away from us? 551 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:34,676 You tell me. 552 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,656 Okay, it's a hunch, but it's the only one I got. 553 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,626 - Bill, assuming that you're right and you go 554 00:27:38,650 --> 00:27:41,476 punch Ratner's name in on the computer up there. 555 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,546 What's that going to do? 556 00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:43,676 - Well, to ask our computer a question 557 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,576 I've got to punch in my own name and 558 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,526 my clearance, all computers are connected. 559 00:27:47,550 --> 00:27:49,536 So someplace in military intelligence there's 560 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,515 a computer screen gonna know I'm poking around. 561 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,379 I promise you within an hour I'll be sitting in 562 00:27:53,479 --> 00:27:55,555 my living room, nice, there'll be a knock on the door. 563 00:27:55,579 --> 00:27:56,635 - Right and voila, they grab you 564 00:27:56,659 --> 00:27:58,535 and they take you to the guy who's 565 00:27:58,559 --> 00:28:00,485 in charge of trying to deprogram Spoil Sport. 566 00:28:00,509 --> 00:28:01,585 We're working from the inside. 567 00:28:01,609 --> 00:28:04,465 - Yeah, if it works it'll save us a whole lot of bull. 568 00:28:04,489 --> 00:28:05,595 I don't know what else to do. 569 00:28:05,619 --> 00:28:07,495 We gotta get on the inside, 570 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,545 and we've gotta find that Spoil Sport computer. 571 00:28:09,569 --> 00:28:11,635 - Bill, I look a little bit conspicuous sitting out here. 572 00:28:11,659 --> 00:28:13,524 What do I do if a cop drives by? 573 00:28:13,548 --> 00:28:17,578 - Ask him if he wants to race you for pink slips. 574 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,478 - Always time for levity. 575 00:28:23,588 --> 00:28:24,588 Pink slips. 576 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:40,573 - Okay, Arnold. 577 00:28:40,597 --> 00:28:42,523 This one is for the house and the car 578 00:28:42,547 --> 00:28:45,607 and whatever is behind door number three. 579 00:29:01,576 --> 00:29:02,706 Purple, huh? 580 00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:06,546 Oh, I didn't know we had a purple code. 581 00:29:09,476 --> 00:29:11,542 And our special request lines are open. 582 00:29:11,566 --> 00:29:14,552 This one goes out to Ralph from a friend. 583 00:29:14,576 --> 00:29:17,555 KPTZ and the hits just keep coming. 584 00:29:19,565 --> 00:29:23,471 ♪ Wonder when things got so bad ♪ 585 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:25,551 Captain we have a C1 security breach here. 586 00:29:25,575 --> 00:29:27,571 Isolate and contain, priority alpha. 587 00:29:27,595 --> 00:29:31,471 ♪ Oh and what happened to the world we had ♪ 588 00:29:35,615 --> 00:29:40,614 ♪ Well we used to be the cream ♪ 589 00:29:41,544 --> 00:29:43,550 ♪ Welcome all we see ♪ 590 00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,620 ♪ No matter who you be ♪ 591 00:29:45,644 --> 00:29:48,540 - I'm doing the best I can! 592 00:29:48,564 --> 00:29:52,540 ♪ People used to see their face ♪ 593 00:29:52,564 --> 00:29:55,510 ♪ Oh, but now we shoot from space ♪ 594 00:29:55,534 --> 00:29:56,670 - Don't be smart. 595 00:29:56,694 --> 00:30:01,539 ♪ Relegated to newsflash ♪ 596 00:30:01,563 --> 00:30:05,509 ♪ People turn to ash ♪ 597 00:30:05,533 --> 00:30:09,499 ♪ Never knowing when they're home ♪ 598 00:30:09,523 --> 00:30:13,529 ♪ Oh, guess you're on your own ♪ 599 00:30:13,553 --> 00:30:17,539 ♪ Brother, you're not alone ♪ 600 00:30:17,563 --> 00:30:21,549 ♪ I can't stop ♪ 601 00:30:21,573 --> 00:30:25,568 ♪ We can't stop ♪ 602 00:30:25,592 --> 00:30:27,568 ♪ You can't stop ♪ 603 00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:32,592 ♪ The end of the world ♪ 604 00:30:34,472 --> 00:30:38,548 ♪ I can't stop ♪ 605 00:30:38,572 --> 00:30:42,568 ♪ We can't stop ♪ 606 00:30:42,592 --> 00:30:47,517 ♪ You can't stop the end of the world ♪ 607 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:50,457 - Ralph, they just bottled me up, it's going like clockwork. 608 00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:51,527 Are you nuts, Bill? 609 00:30:51,551 --> 00:30:52,607 I'm stuck in this elevator! 610 00:30:52,631 --> 00:30:56,587 - Get out of there, you have to follow me. 611 00:30:56,611 --> 00:30:58,617 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, take it easy, boys. 612 00:30:58,641 --> 00:31:01,557 Um, the ID is right here. 613 00:31:01,581 --> 00:31:03,587 What's going on, what's happening? 614 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:05,597 What's happening? 615 00:31:05,621 --> 00:31:08,546 Hey, well, I gotta tell you guys, 616 00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:10,556 I hate fraternity initiations. 617 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:13,656 ♪ All alone a man can stand ♪ 618 00:31:19,590 --> 00:31:23,626 ♪ A nation's people standing by ♪ 619 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:31,525 ♪ Never looking at their own ♪ 620 00:31:31,549 --> 00:31:35,525 ♪ Oh, peace starts at home ♪ 621 00:31:35,549 --> 00:31:39,525 ♪ Brother you're not alone ♪ 622 00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:41,665 ♪ I can't stop ♪ 623 00:31:47,629 --> 00:31:49,565 ♪ You can't stop ♪ 624 00:31:49,589 --> 00:31:52,648 ♪ The end of the world ♪ 625 00:31:55,618 --> 00:31:56,618 - Bill. 626 00:31:58,478 --> 00:32:00,358 Bill, Bill! 627 00:32:00,558 --> 00:32:02,688 ♪ We can't stop ♪ 628 00:32:04,678 --> 00:32:06,504 Bill! 629 00:32:06,528 --> 00:32:10,468 ♪ You can't stop the end of the world ♪ 630 00:32:17,647 --> 00:32:21,557 Ratner, Ratner, Ratner, Charles W. Ratner. 631 00:32:22,637 --> 00:32:25,567 Ratner, uh, 1616 Spring Street. 632 00:32:28,617 --> 00:32:30,583 - It's cute, but it needs a hat. 633 00:32:31,627 --> 00:32:33,697 - Give me a break, alright? 634 00:32:46,496 --> 00:32:47,592 - I'm coming, just a sec. 635 00:32:49,656 --> 00:32:51,666 Okay, alright I'm coming. 636 00:32:54,636 --> 00:32:55,636 Oh boy. 637 00:32:59,505 --> 00:33:00,985 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that. 638 00:33:01,465 --> 00:33:02,501 I didn't mean to do that. 639 00:33:02,525 --> 00:33:03,591 Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 640 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:06,531 I know this looks kind of silly. 641 00:33:11,505 --> 00:33:12,505 I'm 642 00:33:13,655 --> 00:33:15,601 I look kind of silly, alright? 643 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,491 But I'm going to ask you to bear with me 644 00:33:17,515 --> 00:33:18,640 for a minute because I need your help, Nancy. 645 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,570 - Yes, of course you do. - I need your help. 646 00:33:20,594 --> 00:33:24,590 - Uh, look, maybe you should just go down... 647 00:33:24,614 --> 00:33:26,450 - Listen, what I'm going to ask you 648 00:33:26,474 --> 00:33:27,530 is going to sound kinda crazy, alright? 649 00:33:27,554 --> 00:33:28,510 - No. 650 00:33:28,534 --> 00:33:29,570 - It's going to sound crazy. 651 00:33:29,594 --> 00:33:30,590 - No, no, it won't, it won't because 652 00:33:30,614 --> 00:33:32,670 I don't believe in crazy and anything 653 00:33:32,694 --> 00:33:34,670 you want to do is fine with me. 654 00:33:34,694 --> 00:33:36,650 - I want you to listen to me for a minute, alright? 655 00:33:36,674 --> 00:33:37,754 - Oh, please don't hurt me! 656 00:33:38,464 --> 00:33:39,500 - Listen to me, please. 657 00:33:39,524 --> 00:33:41,549 Now I'm working in conjunction with the FBI 658 00:33:41,573 --> 00:33:43,589 on a top secret mission for the U.S. government. 659 00:33:43,613 --> 00:33:44,599 - The FBI? 660 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:45,549 - Yes, the FBI. 661 00:33:45,573 --> 00:33:46,529 - I like the FBI. 662 00:33:46,553 --> 00:33:47,629 - Good. 663 00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:49,479 - I really, truly do, I'm not a radical or anything 664 00:33:49,503 --> 00:33:50,609 and if you say you're with the FBI, 665 00:33:50,633 --> 00:33:51,589 well that's enough for me. 666 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:52,599 - I don't have time to, listen, 667 00:33:52,623 --> 00:33:53,659 don't humor me, alright? 668 00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:55,569 I'm telling you the truth. 669 00:33:55,593 --> 00:33:57,489 - The truth is a very important thing and I know 670 00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:59,639 you're telling me the truth because you look very truthful. 671 00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:01,479 - I look ridiculous, alright? 672 00:34:01,503 --> 00:34:02,638 Now come on, hang in with me, okay? 673 00:34:02,662 --> 00:34:04,508 I'm not going to hurt you, Nancy. 674 00:34:04,532 --> 00:34:05,608 - You promise? - I promise. 675 00:34:05,632 --> 00:34:07,658 Now listen, I need some of Charles Ratner's clothes. 676 00:34:07,682 --> 00:34:10,458 I understand that he used to live here. 677 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,558 - Okay, they're over there. 678 00:34:12,582 --> 00:34:13,508 - In the closet? 679 00:34:13,532 --> 00:34:14,518 - It's a good place. 680 00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:15,608 You can take anything you want. 681 00:34:15,632 --> 00:34:18,522 You can even have my dresses. 682 00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:26,517 - When I touch something I get vibes 683 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:29,467 from the people that have worn the item. 684 00:34:29,491 --> 00:34:31,431 - Oh? 685 00:34:31,631 --> 00:34:34,457 You wear clothes beautifully. 686 00:34:34,481 --> 00:34:35,621 - Did he wear a hat? 687 00:34:38,631 --> 00:34:42,691 Hats usually give me my best mental impulses from hats. 688 00:34:51,610 --> 00:34:52,610 Nothing. 689 00:34:53,610 --> 00:34:55,606 How long ago did he wear this hat? 690 00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:58,530 - He never wore it, that's mine. 691 00:34:59,580 --> 00:35:00,666 Feel free to keep it, though. 692 00:35:00,690 --> 00:35:05,510 It looks terrific on you and it goes with everything. 693 00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:10,679 - I can't take it, I can feel myself slipping. 694 00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:18,575 Everybody treats me like some kind of a bug. 695 00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:20,615 I don't know, maybe I'm being selfish. 696 00:35:20,639 --> 00:35:22,585 But nobody else knows what it feels like. 697 00:35:22,609 --> 00:35:24,475 I mean, when they gave me this suit 698 00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:26,465 nobody told me anything about saving the world. 699 00:35:26,489 --> 00:35:27,535 How do I do that? 700 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:28,635 - I'm sure you'll think of something. 701 00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:29,654 - What if I don't? 702 00:35:29,678 --> 00:35:31,478 What if I don't? 703 00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:33,624 What if I don't? 704 00:35:33,648 --> 00:35:35,624 I mean I should just take my kid and I should, 705 00:35:35,648 --> 00:35:38,644 I should fly away somewhere, just fly away. 706 00:35:38,668 --> 00:35:41,644 I don't even know how to fly very well. 707 00:35:41,668 --> 00:35:44,574 How am I going to stop World War 3, huh? 708 00:35:44,598 --> 00:35:46,598 - I'll make some coffee. 709 00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:50,444 It's decaffeinated, you'll like that. 710 00:35:50,468 --> 00:35:51,653 And then we can talk about this 711 00:35:51,677 --> 00:35:55,497 and we'll work out this problem of yours. 712 00:36:07,547 --> 00:36:11,483 - Wait a minute, I'm getting something. 713 00:36:12,647 --> 00:36:14,542 It's coming from the computer. 714 00:36:14,566 --> 00:36:16,442 - Oh, that's nice. 715 00:36:31,676 --> 00:36:33,686 - You've got to let me defuse this. 716 00:36:34,456 --> 00:36:35,645 It's too late. 717 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:41,651 - Twin Palms, I've gotta get to Twin Palms military base. 718 00:36:41,675 --> 00:36:43,685 - Can I get you a cab? 719 00:36:45,525 --> 00:36:47,591 - Do you mind if I take a rain check on the coffee? 720 00:36:47,615 --> 00:36:49,465 - No, that's fine. 721 00:36:49,655 --> 00:36:51,485 Okay. 722 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:57,610 I'm sorry about the door. 723 00:36:57,634 --> 00:37:00,570 ♪ Some people are born for battle ♪ 724 00:37:00,594 --> 00:37:03,630 ♪ Saturday night like to raise some Cain ♪ 725 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:07,510 ♪ Me I was born for comfort ♪ 726 00:37:07,534 --> 00:37:10,620 ♪ I like the pleasure not the pain ♪ 727 00:37:10,644 --> 00:37:13,684 ♪ Gimme a four part movie ♪ 728 00:37:14,454 --> 00:37:17,520 ♪ Gimme a book and an easy chair ♪ 729 00:37:17,544 --> 00:37:20,619 ♪ I don't need this kind of abuse ♪ 730 00:37:20,643 --> 00:37:23,659 ♪ Take me home and leave there ♪ 731 00:37:23,683 --> 00:37:27,509 ♪ I'm no hero ♪ 732 00:37:27,533 --> 00:37:30,599 ♪ I'm no hero ♪ 733 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:33,509 ♪ I'm no hero ♪ 734 00:37:33,533 --> 00:37:35,629 ♪ No, no ♪ 735 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:38,629 ♪ I'm no hero ♪ 736 00:37:38,653 --> 00:37:42,488 ♪ I'm no hero ♪ 737 00:37:42,512 --> 00:37:44,648 ♪ I'm no hero ♪ 738 00:37:44,672 --> 00:37:47,452 ♪ No, no ♪ 739 00:37:47,662 --> 00:37:49,558 - Please, sir, you've gotta hold on 740 00:37:49,582 --> 00:37:50,658 for a second and listen to me. 741 00:37:50,682 --> 00:37:52,638 This whole thing was a setup, a scam, a put on, 742 00:37:52,662 --> 00:37:55,508 just to get me inside to meet one of the top brass. 743 00:37:55,532 --> 00:37:57,558 I had no idea it was going to be Jerry himself. 744 00:37:57,582 --> 00:37:59,638 I served under you in Korea, sir! 745 00:37:59,662 --> 00:38:02,451 You can't do this, please! 746 00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:07,661 You, oh no. 747 00:38:08,521 --> 00:38:09,661 - Be about a minute. 748 00:38:14,671 --> 00:38:16,627 - Do agents in your bureau make it 749 00:38:16,651 --> 00:38:19,447 a habit of disobeying orders, fella? 750 00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:21,557 You didn't learn that under my command! 751 00:38:21,581 --> 00:38:24,576 The Ratner case was off limits. 752 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,566 - It was the only way I could figure to get 753 00:38:26,590 --> 00:38:29,486 to you or to whoever was in charge here. 754 00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:33,576 I got a way to stop these missiles firing! 755 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,680 - So do I. 756 00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:36,586 - Huh? 757 00:38:36,610 --> 00:38:37,616 You do? 758 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,640 - Of course. 759 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,636 The main computer's right here. 760 00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:47,445 Charles Ratner is here, I kidnapped him. 761 00:38:47,469 --> 00:38:48,615 I used him to transfer control of 762 00:38:48,639 --> 00:38:52,449 the Spoil Sport system to this bunker. 763 00:38:54,669 --> 00:38:57,555 You don't get it, do you? 764 00:38:58,619 --> 00:38:59,645 I'm pushing the buttons. 765 00:38:59,669 --> 00:39:02,625 I'm the one who started all this. 766 00:39:02,649 --> 00:39:04,449 - Why, what for? 767 00:39:05,639 --> 00:39:08,444 - Well just measure the square miles the Russians 768 00:39:08,468 --> 00:39:10,584 have put on their map since World War 2. 769 00:39:10,608 --> 00:39:12,614 Measure the square miles since Korea. 770 00:39:12,638 --> 00:39:17,574 Little by little we're getting taken over, Maxwell. 771 00:39:17,598 --> 00:39:20,444 Hell's bells, soldier, you've gotta know 772 00:39:20,468 --> 00:39:22,634 the only way to stop them is to finish them off! 773 00:39:22,658 --> 00:39:27,434 You don't reason with a cancer cell, you excise it. 774 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:28,458 - Yeah, but, 775 00:39:29,518 --> 00:39:30,563 no. 776 00:39:30,587 --> 00:39:33,677 - Now it's not as bad as everybody thinks. 777 00:39:34,447 --> 00:39:36,443 I think the Russians will fold. 778 00:39:36,467 --> 00:39:39,433 We'll let 'em have everything and they'll fold. 779 00:39:39,457 --> 00:39:43,463 You watch, the American spirit can win this. 780 00:39:43,487 --> 00:39:44,533 I believe that, soldier. 781 00:39:44,557 --> 00:39:45,513 I really do! 782 00:39:45,537 --> 00:39:47,677 - You're bananas, you're nuts! 783 00:39:48,447 --> 00:39:50,603 You're off the trolley, you've slipped the track. 784 00:39:50,627 --> 00:39:53,486 You're cr, muh, you're cra... 785 00:39:56,456 --> 00:39:57,606 Oh, no, I'm goin'. 786 00:39:59,516 --> 00:40:00,516 Oh, God. 787 00:40:06,556 --> 00:40:08,432 - Alright, Maxwell, now who else 788 00:40:08,456 --> 00:40:11,466 knows about Operation Spoil Sport? 789 00:40:12,486 --> 00:40:14,445 - My partner, Ralph. 790 00:40:15,495 --> 00:40:16,441 - Ralph. 791 00:40:16,465 --> 00:40:18,451 - Only one that can stop 'em. 792 00:40:18,475 --> 00:40:20,531 - How can he stop the missiles? 793 00:40:20,555 --> 00:40:22,675 - It's a suit, it's ma-magic. 794 00:40:25,555 --> 00:40:27,551 Fly around in the sky. 795 00:40:27,575 --> 00:40:28,575 Alley-oop! 796 00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:32,675 Come on, Ralph, not again. 797 00:40:34,615 --> 00:40:38,450 Splat. 798 00:40:38,474 --> 00:40:41,500 - What the hell is he talking about? 799 00:40:41,524 --> 00:40:45,564 - Maxwell, Maxwell, how did you find out about Spoil Sport? 800 00:40:49,544 --> 00:40:51,504 - It's a t-h-e-m, them. 801 00:40:58,503 --> 00:41:02,463 That's a, little, green guys. 802 00:41:03,573 --> 00:41:06,529 A dead guy told us about it. 803 00:41:06,553 --> 00:41:08,499 - How much did you pump into this guy? 804 00:41:08,523 --> 00:41:11,459 - Less than half a cc, I don't get it. 805 00:41:11,483 --> 00:41:12,559 - He couldn't be faking it, could he? 806 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:13,583 - No way. 807 00:41:14,533 --> 00:41:16,493 - He called me nuts. 808 00:41:17,573 --> 00:41:20,652 I think he's in line for a padded cell. 809 00:41:21,652 --> 00:41:22,652 - Oh say, 810 00:41:25,472 --> 00:41:26,502 can you see 811 00:41:28,542 --> 00:41:30,592 by the dawn's early light. 812 00:41:33,462 --> 00:41:36,438 That's a hard lyric, I got the music, though. 813 00:41:36,462 --> 00:41:41,461 ♪ It's the end of the world ♪ 814 00:41:42,561 --> 00:41:47,551 ♪ You can't stop the end of the world ♪ 815 00:41:48,531 --> 00:41:51,601 ♪ The end of the world ♪ 816 00:42:32,499 --> 00:42:34,615 - Colonel we have an intruder in the north perimeter. 817 00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:36,659 Bring him in. 818 00:42:50,638 --> 00:42:52,528 - Oh say can you see 819 00:42:55,548 --> 00:42:56,514 by the dawn's early... 820 00:42:56,538 --> 00:42:58,424 - Bill, what'd they do to you? 821 00:42:58,448 --> 00:42:59,444 Bill! 822 00:42:59,468 --> 00:43:00,504 - Hey! 823 00:43:00,528 --> 00:43:01,614 Alright, where you been? 824 00:43:01,638 --> 00:43:03,484 I knew you'd get here eventually. 825 00:43:03,508 --> 00:43:05,484 - Come on, man, we gotta go. 826 00:43:05,508 --> 00:43:06,594 - Oh, no, not me. 827 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:09,633 No more Palmdale, no more little green guys. 828 00:43:09,657 --> 00:43:11,533 No spaceships. 829 00:43:11,557 --> 00:43:13,493 - Bill, we don't have much time. 830 00:43:13,517 --> 00:43:15,493 Listen, I'll be back. 831 00:43:15,517 --> 00:43:16,537 - I'll be here! 832 00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:22,557 Whoa! 833 00:43:31,436 --> 00:43:35,456 ♪ Now you see him, now you don't ♪ 834 00:43:36,586 --> 00:43:38,472 Hiya, fellas! 835 00:43:38,496 --> 00:43:42,526 I hate to tell you but he's right behind you. 836 00:43:49,596 --> 00:43:50,596 Hey! 837 00:43:54,605 --> 00:43:57,465 Hey, Ralph, way to go, blue! 838 00:43:58,515 --> 00:43:59,515 Wow! 839 00:44:02,485 --> 00:44:04,581 Whoa! 840 00:44:04,605 --> 00:44:06,491 I knew you'd do it, kid. 841 00:44:06,515 --> 00:44:09,461 If you just listen to me. 842 00:44:09,485 --> 00:44:13,421 - Yep, where would I be without your counsel, Bill? 843 00:44:13,445 --> 00:44:17,470 - Yeah, the counselor, great dame Davidson. 844 00:44:17,494 --> 00:44:18,494 Whoo! 845 00:44:19,644 --> 00:44:20,644 Whoo! 846 00:44:21,604 --> 00:44:23,510 Will you look at that the wall's 847 00:44:23,534 --> 00:44:26,500 moving just as fast as the floor. 848 00:44:26,524 --> 00:44:29,500 Boy, I haven't felt this good since Korea. 849 00:44:29,524 --> 00:44:31,510 Did I ever tell you I caught one in the lung? 850 00:44:31,534 --> 00:44:32,540 They had to give me a shot. 851 00:44:32,564 --> 00:44:35,470 The guy was a vet, it was a big. 852 00:44:35,494 --> 00:44:38,449 It was great, lasts about a month. 853 00:44:38,473 --> 00:44:40,443 Oh, say can you see by. 854 00:44:45,493 --> 00:44:47,589 Oh, these guys leave ordnances around everywhere. 855 00:44:47,613 --> 00:44:49,489 - Uh oh. 856 00:44:49,513 --> 00:44:50,513 Bill, Bill. 857 00:44:51,463 --> 00:44:52,519 - Okay, you bums! 858 00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:55,429 - Bill, Bill get down! 859 00:44:55,453 --> 00:44:56,489 - That's right, down... 860 00:45:01,442 --> 00:45:03,428 Oh, I got one with a bent barrel. 861 00:45:05,582 --> 00:45:07,618 Okay, Ralph, go get 'em. 862 00:45:07,642 --> 00:45:11,662 I got this covered. 863 00:45:17,502 --> 00:45:19,532 17, 16, 15, 14. 864 00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:22,607 - Can you stop this thing? 865 00:45:22,631 --> 00:45:24,611 13, 12, 11, 10. 866 00:45:25,661 --> 00:45:27,637 - I'll never finish the reprogramming in time. 867 00:45:27,661 --> 00:45:29,447 - Where's the master terminal? 868 00:45:29,471 --> 00:45:30,447 - It's right there. 869 00:45:30,471 --> 00:45:31,427 - Right here? 870 00:45:31,451 --> 00:45:32,451 - Yes, that's it. 871 00:45:33,551 --> 00:45:35,507 Five, four, three, two. 872 00:45:35,531 --> 00:45:36,537 - Did you make it? 873 00:45:36,561 --> 00:45:37,561 One. 874 00:45:43,530 --> 00:45:45,506 - They're going, Bill, we're too late. 875 00:45:45,530 --> 00:45:48,436 - The computer's designed to fire the missiles in sequence. 876 00:45:48,460 --> 00:45:50,476 The feed only went out on this one 877 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:51,576 before you disarmed the system. 878 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:52,636 - It'll only take the one. 879 00:45:52,660 --> 00:45:55,500 - You gotta stop it, Ralph! 880 00:45:58,510 --> 00:46:00,560 Don't nobody touch nothing! 881 00:46:17,639 --> 00:46:20,619 Whoa! 882 00:46:36,478 --> 00:46:37,478 I did it. 883 00:46:38,448 --> 00:46:39,448 I did it! 884 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:40,588 Yow! 885 00:46:46,478 --> 00:46:47,433 - Impounded. 886 00:46:47,457 --> 00:46:48,523 How did the FBI get impounded? 887 00:46:48,547 --> 00:46:50,523 - Listen, Maxwell said he would do what he could. 888 00:46:50,547 --> 00:46:52,423 - Ah, he did enough. 889 00:46:52,447 --> 00:46:53,687 - Now we don't have any wheels. 890 00:46:54,427 --> 00:46:55,427 - Yeah! 891 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:13,552 - Good morning, officer. 892 00:47:13,576 --> 00:47:15,542 - You got a bad case of no muffler, buddy. 893 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:17,926 I've been watching you bust eardrums for about three blocks. 894 00:47:18,606 --> 00:47:19,656 - Okay, no problem. 895 00:47:20,426 --> 00:47:21,472 First of all, it's not my car I'm 896 00:47:21,496 --> 00:47:22,472 just driving it, federal business. 897 00:47:22,496 --> 00:47:23,512 - Is everything alright? 898 00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:25,422 - Oh, sure, everything's fine, right pal? 899 00:47:25,446 --> 00:47:26,482 What's that? 900 00:47:26,506 --> 00:47:27,592 - Gee man, it looks like a citation. 901 00:47:27,616 --> 00:47:29,552 - I know what it is, Rodriguez. 902 00:47:29,576 --> 00:47:31,551 What's the matter with you, you crazy? 903 00:47:31,575 --> 00:47:35,565 Maybe you didn't get a good look at that badge. 904 00:47:36,595 --> 00:47:38,551 Suppose I get onto your captain about your 905 00:47:38,575 --> 00:47:41,491 annual eye examination, how would that be? 906 00:47:41,515 --> 00:47:44,551 - Why don't you just do that? 907 00:47:44,575 --> 00:47:46,451 Make sure you get my badge number, 908 00:47:46,475 --> 00:47:49,421 I hate being ranked when all I'm doing is my job. 909 00:47:49,445 --> 00:47:50,511 - We all know how it feels to be 910 00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:52,461 ranked on our jurisdiction, Bill. 911 00:47:52,485 --> 00:47:53,550 - Have a nice day. 912 00:47:53,574 --> 00:47:55,620 - Hey, ease up Maxwell, you know I've been tagged 913 00:47:55,644 --> 00:47:58,620 a hundred times, it ain't the end of the world. 914 00:47:58,644 --> 00:48:00,594 Paco, the hood, please. 915 00:48:03,554 --> 00:48:05,560 And this comes to you 916 00:48:05,584 --> 00:48:08,480 from 101.9 on your dial from Palmdale. 917 00:48:08,504 --> 00:48:11,550 And a special dedication to Ralph just my way 918 00:48:11,574 --> 00:48:14,574 of saying thank you from you know who. 919 00:48:15,553 --> 00:48:18,539 ♪ You saved the day ♪ 920 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:22,469 ♪ Sent my troubles far and away ♪ 921 00:48:22,493 --> 00:48:24,489 ♪ And I'll live my life ♪ 922 00:48:24,513 --> 00:48:29,513 ♪ Just to give you love forever and ever ♪ 923 00:48:30,473 --> 00:48:33,473 ♪ You saved the day ♪ 62288

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