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Previously on
"Southern Hospitality."

You're a----ing liar.
You're a liar!

You told me she texted you,
and you blew her off.

You're a----ing liar!
[BLEEP] you!

While I was left picking up
the pieces of my relationship,

Emmy was playing
the perfect Stepford wife.

I'm very happy to
take care of you.

It's a good practice for
when I have a child one day.

And Grace had manifested
the perfect boyfriend.

Even Joe has a blossoming
bromance with Oisin.

I know you want to
share a leg with me.

Just share a leg with me.

What kind of legs have
y'all shared together?

[laughs]

[BLEEP] this sh--.

♪ I know a place
where we can go ♪

♪ Ahh, are you coming out
tonight? ♪

♪ I don't know why

♪ I let you rule my mind

Come on in. This way.

♪

Good?

Hoo! I'm great!

OK, that's what
I want to hear.

[upbeat dance music playing]

♪

Have fun.

♪

Hey, girls.
You look beautiful.

You look beautiful. Have fun.

- Where is Maddi?
- I don't know.

Yes!

Grab the sign. Let's go.

[cheering]

♪

- How was your day?
- It was good.

I got two hours of sleep.

How do you feel...
how do you look this good

on two hours of sleep?
- I don't know.

I actually took a long nap,
and I got a massage.

We should do
a couples massage.

If you can make me,
like, weak in the knees

when I'm at the front door
of Republic,

that's when you know
there's something there.

But I've got in trouble
in the past

for dating,
you know, co-workers.

You are so----ing stupid!

You're so... you're so...

You're sitting there
telling me how you feel,

that you love me and sh--.
- Sh--, I told you.

If they want me
to, like, live, sleep,

eat, die Republic,
where the hell else

am I supposed to meet,
like, a new girl?

She's right next to me.
I'm sorry, Leva.

I just don't want to
feel that at work.

I mean, their bosses are
married. [laughs]

But I don't think
they would know it

because we're screaming at each
other in the middle of the bar.

Table 10 is sold.

Which one did he buy?
He bought the big one?

Oh, yeah, they bought
the big one for four bottles.

This is a pretty strong night.

Oh, yeah, it's...
it's still early too.

[cheering]

Table 4 doesn't have cups.

Leah told me we got sparklers.

They're, I believe,
at Aria's feet.

I'm going to go grab a kit
really quick.

You guys are good right here.

My name's Emmy if you guys
need anything.

Hee-hee!

♪

[music fades]

[lively music]

♪

Golf is a lot like
what you do on the weekends.

You know, it's all about
finding the hole.

[laughter]

Start behind you too,
beside you?

No, we're not doing synchronized.

[laughter]

Play your turn.

Let's see it, big boy.

Whoa!

- You like that?
- That's a sharp one.

That'll play.

Keep your head down.
You got it, baby.

Oh, sh--.

I've seen worse.

Fine, just go with it.

Do you feel like you're like
a little culture shocked

being down here?
- Oh, like 100%.

It's so different here.
- It's so different.

The people are different,
culture's different.

I've worked
all over the world,

and I've done high-end spaces
in Tulum, in New York,

and when I got here,
I just saw an opportunity.

It's a borderline between,
like, this beach town,

but yet
there's that upscale crowd.

And people want to party.

And I think that you just
got to show them the way.

Just a little tapa-ruski.

- Oh!
- Oh.

Grab your putter.

Little less, ugh!

Joe, it's gonna be
a long----ing day, isn't it?

[lively music]

♪

Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Hi.
- Oh, my god.

- What's up? What's up?
- Looking handsome as always.

Oh, you look stunning, mama.

It's good to see you.
Hello, Theodore.

I almost wore my Body By Brad
shirt, but I decided not to.

Oh, OK.

I don't even have
a Body By Brad shirt.

You know, I need you
to rep the brand,

but I want you to be
a walking example.

So let's get you...
- What does that mean?

Let's get you in the gym
with me real quick.

Am I not in shape?

You are in shape.
You got a lot of shape.

[laughter]

Oh, my god, that sound.

- Hello!
- [gasps] Oh!

Hi.

- Hello.
- Hi, mamacita.

'Sup, buddy?
Little hung over?

Sit right here.
- I'm very hung over.

Hello.

I feel fine.

- Hi.
- Hi, how are you doing?

I'm good. I think these two
might want something.

I'll take a twisty.

What kind of frozen drinks?

We have a muscle relaxer.

So it's like a game changer.

It's coconut rum.
- OK, yeah, I'll do that.

I would love that.
I would love one of those.

- And then you want a twisty?
- Yeah.

[mocking] Yeah. - Yeah.

[laughs]
- Do it.

Where's Joe?

Joe's golfing with Oisin
right now.

Joe kicked me and Will
out of his apartment last night

being like, "get out,
I need to go to bed early.

I have to golf in the morning."

And we were like...
- Since when does he golf?

Well, since when does
he go to bed early?

I feel like Joe prioritizes us
second a lot of the time

to other things that
really shouldn't matter.

And then he makes up excuses,

like work and
all this other sh--

for why he can't hang out
with us.

And he's golfing with Oisin.

It's typical Joe.

There's a new shiny object
in the room,

and it has to be his.

And he forgets
about everyone else.

"This guy must be my best
friend, or else I will die."

Joe's giving a double twisty
hand to the mouth.

He's...
- [laughs]

That was some technique.

[laughter]

Yew!

People are calling us
Joe-sin already.

We haven't even had
our first threesome yet.

[laughs]
- I'll try anything once.

Oh, that's better than mine.

Yeah, you're good.
Pick up that one.

- All right, daddy.
- How's the love life going?

There's a lot of cuties
out here, but...

Yeah. Thing about Charleston,

you're about to meet
a thousand girls.

Oh, but they're not even
really all my type.

Like, you know, I'm into,
like, the darker girls.

Like, you know.
- Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Snowdrops, mate.
[laughs]

They all have blonde hair,
blue eyes, and pale skin.

I feel like I'm skiing
in Aspen sometimes.

It's a little much,
but you know, I'm...

I'm adapting.
[laughs]

We only deserve top shelf, brother.

Thank you, bro.

I really like this girl named Salley.

Maybe we should do
a double date.

Honestly, lad,
that's a good one for sure.

It feels good to not have,
like, overlap with girls

with another guy.
Like, he just got here.

We haven't hooked up with
any of the same girls yet.

You don't take that down, lad,

I'm gonna have to come in
right behind you

and show you how it's done,
you know what I mean?

Oh, sh--.

[groans]
- Oh!

That last comment bothered you,
didn't it?

- Yeah, it did bother me.
- [laughs]

I love how Joe can get up

and do daytime activities
with Oisin, but not us.

Oisin's getting on my nerves.

He slapped my ass
on Saturday at work.

- He slapped your ass?
- It was me.

No, it wasn't.

Is this a goddamn
locker room?

I don't know Oisin very well,

but I think he was being
stupid and playful

because it's just kind of like,
boo! Whatever.

Me, I would have slapped
the sh-- out of him.

That's not funny. That's not
your bestie gay guy friend.

Guys, I didn't want
a lecture on it.

I wouldn't have
talked about it.

I would've just kept it
to myself.

He obviously can't be
slapping my ass.

But you know, I know that

it's a lot hotter if Will says
something to him about it.

"What are you doing?"

I'm gonna let him know
it's not cool.

In Charleston, we don't slap
random people's asses.

You just showed up
in Charleston

from Tulum or New York
or Ireland

or wherever
the [BLEEP] you came from.

That's not how we do it here.

Anywho. I need a shot.
You want a shot?

- Yes, tequila.
- Yes?

Will, you down?
Let's do that, please.

[upbeat music]

♪

Hello?

[laughs]

Hi.

Congrats on your new home.

I was making fun of you
'cause on Instagram

it looks like
you bought a house.

Just you posting with the key.

I said I----ing got a house.

Let me show you
this----ing house. Come on.

So we have the living room.

What can we do for this space
for now? Throw a party?

I was playing flip cup.

There's the patio.

You were playing flip cup
on the ground?

Yeah, don't worry about it.
[laughs]

Got you, bitch!

Bleh!

[groans]

That's nasty.

I'ma have a drink.
You want water or anything?

- I would love a water.
- I'll pour you some water.

But why haven't I seen you
in a week and a half?

I've been like,
where the [BLEEP] is Mikel?

I mean, I've been, like,
dealing with my own life stuff,

just trying to juggle,
just, like, focusing

and prioritizing myself
before I worry about

what everybody else
wants for me.

Over the last year, you know,
I've realized,

being in the party scene
all the time

wasn't really the best thing
for me 24/7.

How about you go back there
and just make me a drink.

- Shut the [BLEEP] up.
- Oh.

I'm not----ing soft.
Don't [BLEEP] with me, bitch.

You have time to talk sh--
any other----ing day.

Talk sh-- now.
You have nothing to say now?

'Cause you're
a pussy-ass bitch.

I decided to take a step back
from Republic full-time

and only go once a week.

It's been a lot of mental
health things going on,

so I just kind of needed
a break.

Mikel does do better

when he's not working
at the club.

And I respect him
for owning it.

The real thing is,
how is you and Trevor?

So like, where do y'all stand?

I don't know 'cause, like,
I'm friends with both y'all.

And this is, like,
really bad for me, like...

[laughs]
What's the 411?

I went...
I went bat-sh-- on him.

You told me she texted you
and you blew her off!

You're a----ing liar!

- I blew her off.
- You're a liar!

That's me
blowing someone off.

- Liar!
- OK.

I was just like,
piss on you, mother----er.

Like, I'm dragging you
through the dirt. [BLEEP] you.

Well, I did meet with Trevor,
and we had a conversation.

She didn't kiss Trevor.

She kissed the friend.

I want to know what happened, yeah.

You were there during
the night that I'm being

accused of... of cheating
on my girlfriend.

Did they kiss?
That's all I want to know.

[laughs]

What in translation

or whatever language
these bitches are speaking

do y'all hear
Trevor made out with this bitch

and took this bitch home?

I feel like this has made
Maddi very insecure

about the relationship.

Anyone that's been cheated on,

of course they would, you
know, be a little insecure.

But I really do pray that
she trusts her good friend, me,

and her boyfriend
who she loves, Trevor.

And the thing is is
Trevor's calling me that night,

being like, "I'm drunk.
Can you come pick me up?"

And I was like,
"I can't, I'm at Republic."

Why would he want me
to come pick him up

if he's doing something
that's, like, guilty or...

- That's what I'm saying.
- Wrong?

I do wish people stayed out
of my business

'cause I know what I'm doing.

But I feel like the more
people getting involved,

the more confused I get.

Your heart will lie to you sometimes

but your gut knows.

And my gut knows...

that I love this person.

I just need space and clarity.

Yeah.
But the hurt still hurt.

Yeah.

Coming up...

You've got
this wonderful girlfriend.

I don't know of a forever
kind of thing with her.

Is that a for sure thing?

♪

♪ There's a burning flame
deep inside of me ♪

♪ Deep inside of me, yeah

Grace!

I'm here!
- Are you ready?

I'm going to need your help
getting ready for the party.

Yeah.

Fergie needs food too.
- She does?

Yeah, do you know
where her food is?

Yeah.

- Oh, you look beautiful.
- Thank you.

Here, just give her to me.
Yeah, just give her to me.

Here she is.

Hey. Give me a kiss.

Thank you.

For me and my energy
and the energy that I have,

when I want something,

I gravitationally pull it
into me and towards me.

[laughs]
Sounded kind of dirty.

Liam is different than the
[BLEEP] boys I've been with.

Neptune is not in retrograde.
She is moving direct.

Venus, she is in love.

We just roll it
around in there?

I know, but it's gotta be
on a stick.

Or does it?

Probably.

Shoot, I'm going to...
I'm going to get it...

I think it's the other way.

Liam.
[laughs]

Why is it so tough?

Hello.

- Hello.
- Hey, Ms. Traci.

- How's it going?
- Mamacita.

I can't believe
you're gonna be 25.

25 went so fast.
- I know.

I told her she gets to have
a quarter century crisis now.

No.

I'm gonna give you a hug,

but I got all this stuff
all over me.

Yes, you have
a honey do-list.

Yes, we are bobbing
for apples,

poison apples.
- Oh, so cute. I love it.

My birthday is, like,
the Met Gala of Charleston.

It is fun, fabulous,
and iconic.

I definitely need
a picture with the queen.

We're... wait, there you go.

This year,
I'm doing a fairytale

out-of-this-world wonderland,

and I'm going to bring it
like I do every----ing year.

I'm going to have
my mermaid fairy outfit.

[music fades]

It's a mashup.
- Yeah.

It's going to be amazing.

I'm just, like,
in disbelief, honestly.

I'm so thankful.
- Oh, no, I can't wait.

Thank you for everything

and making this happen.
- You're so welcome.

Yeah,
it's just gonna be fun.

Well, my parents,
they take care of me.

Actually, I need
a new phone right now.

And my dad was like,

"I'll help you with
the down payment,

but you need to start
your own plan."

And I was kind of offended.
[laughs]

I can't believe how much
you've evolved in a year.

- I know.
- You were like...

will I ever meet my person?

The solution to all that
was this.

How about that?
[laughs]

And then it's like
when you least...

whenever you don't allow...
- Who would've known?

The solution to all that
just happened to be right here.

It's like... it's like,
it happens naturally when...

She's growed up so much
on herself, though.

- She has, absolutely.
- Yeah.

I've always had this kid-like
energy and I always will.

But you know, I'm growing into
the woman that I want to be

and who I want to become.

Liam's older.

He's much more refined,
much more mature.

Somebody should be
a horny toad.

[laughs]
That's what they say.

That's what somebody should be.

He graduated college.

So it feels more of
an adult-ish relationship.

I'm so glad that
you met each other.

I'm so grateful, you know?
- I am too.

- 'Cause she kissed some toads.
- [laughs]

- Many toads.
- Maybe.

So cheers to 25.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Thank you so much
for everything.

I love you so much.

[lively music]

♪

Here we are.
Oh, I almost hit people.

Ah, ah.

- Well, that's their fault.
- [laughs]

♪

- You got it, baby?
- Hello.

Hi, Mama.
- Hi, what are you doing?

We just came to bring
some lunch to dad.

Oh. Well, that's nice.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I think he's...
I think he's off the phone.

How you doing?
- Good.

Good to see you.

You have visitors.
- Oh, really?

Hey, guys, what's up?
- Hello.

Hello.

- What you got in there, money?
- I wish.

- Food.
- Food.

I have somebody on hold,
so I'm going to go.

OK, sounds good.

So what are you guys doing?

Just trolling around,
buying lunch for busy lawyers?

Yeah, for old guys like you.

I hope you look this good
when you're 70.

Yeah, me too.

I found this picture of
the two of us.

Not when I was in law school,

but when I first
started practicing.

- [gasps] You're solid, though.
- Is this my life?

Is this what I want?
- Not the mustache,

but everything else.

Will being a lawyer is, like,
the easiest thing to imagine.

Is that a pacifier
in one hand?

Well, they call it
a dummy in England.

It has nothing to do with you.

Me swinging by
after dropping the kids off

at daycare, I mean.

I am so proud of him.

He's making a life for himself
and for us.

Did you have a girlfriend
in law school?

I probably dated
a little bit,

but didn't meet anybody as
wonderful as your mother.

As she says,
she's my trophy bride.

Yeah.

You did your trophy bride
up front.

Yeah.

I'm excited, but I'm also,
like, nervously excited

because it's like shaping
the rest of my life.

I'm all on board.

It seems so natural for me

that, like,
if I became a lawyer,

then obviously,
my wife would run the office

because that's, like,
all that I know,

because that's
what my mom does.

I mean, I love Emmy, but,
uh, yeah, that's a hard no.

I actually need to head out
and go get ready for work.

Bye.

- Bye, Emmy.
- Bye, guys.

[both yawn]
- So, uh...

I know, we're both like,
[sighs]

So how you've been doing
lately?

Good, you know.

It's cool that
I've made this journey

and that I'm kind of ending up

where it's like the same
law school you went to.

It means a lot to me.

And you know, I look forward
as you go through it,

for you to go, hey, Dad,
I was taking this class

the other day,
and I don't get this stuff

about blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, I'm sure that's gonna
happen, you know.

Like, I'm almost get to
make this journey with you,

like, guiding me through it.

When you were four,
I made business cards for you

that said, "William Clay Kulp,

magnificent four-year-old."
- Yeah, I remember those.

You were a towheaded
little boy.

My dad is like
my best friend and my hero.

It's really cool to be able
to sit in his office

and be like,
hey, I'm now gonna walk in

the same shoes as you.

But there's pressure there.

I've spent my whole 20s
exploring the world,

and living in New York City,
and being a model,

and a bartender,
and having a really good time.

And the idea of going and
sitting in a library

for 12 hours a day
is terrifying.

The worst case scenario
would be to go

and to come back after the
first semester and be failing.

I feel, like, this really deep
need to prove myself to him.

How's your arm?

It's been a rough summer,
you know.

The surgery is
a pain in the ass.

The sling sucks.

It's just there's like a lot of
emotions in my life right now

because I'm, like,
frustrated with my arm,

and I'm going to law school.

And it's just like, it's...
you know, it's just...

it's a lot.
It's just kind of crazy.

It is,
but you're gonna do fine.

You've got this wonderful girlfriend

who really loves you.

I don't know.
I want to let things play out

in the time that
they'll play out,

but you know,
I've definitely thought about,

you know...

about forever kind of thing
with her.

The glue in our relationship is
that time we spend together

and we're not gonna have
that same time anymore.

Is that a for sure thing, right?

You know, am I gonna feel
that way in a year?

Kind of stressed out about it,
to be honest.

Or is she gonna feel that way
in a year?

Coming up...

You have no respect
for my girlfriend or for me.

I don't respect you yet.
I have no respect for you.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

I was gonna make
some----ing...

I know.

This with bacon, avocado,
and a fried egg.

Wait, yeah,
add the mushrooms in there.

Yeah, I will.

My brother didn't have much
to say this morning, though.

- He didn't?
- No, he was kind of quiet.

- Oh. What time is it there?
- We're five hours ahead.

So it's probably like
2:00 or 3:00 PM.

Oh. I was gonna say,
was he tired?

Yeah, he seemed tired,

but he also was misbehaving
this week, you know.

What are you up to?

You went for a walk,
did you, down the pier?

- Yes.
- Yeah?

My brother is living in

a supported living community
back home in Ireland.

I'm driving a Jeep Wrangler.

It's one of your favorites,
isn't it?

It's white. It's amazing.

[laughs]

My brother's got autism.

My sister's kind of carrying

a lot of the weight right now
looking after him.

My mum passed
when I was eight years old.

And my dad was
not very present

'cause he was always
traveling for work.

My dad always told me as a kid,
I'm the man of the house.

When was the last time
you saw your brother?

He comes over for Christmas.

But sometimes it can be hard

'cause he expects me to, like,
to be there, you know?

That's what...
- Yeah.

On a Sunday,
I always picked him up.

- Aw.
- And we'd go for a drive.

And I'd bring him
for a fish and chips.

- And he loves that?
- That's all he wants.

I do feel guilt not being
there for my brother.

I left Ireland about
eight years ago now.

I got this rugby contract.

That's why I was coming over.

I kind of felt like,
well, that I abandoned him.

And I think that,
you know, it's...

it's unfair to have left
that burden on my sister

to look after my brother
like that.

And, you know,
I miss them so much.

It was only just us growing up.

We kind of always had to
fend for our own.

It's hard for
anybody to, like,

get their head around that.
I can't imagine.

Yeah, but my brother,
he's a good kid.

I'm in contact every week
with my brother and my sister.

But I wish it was every day.

That's why I'm trying to
get on my feet here

as quickly as possible.

I want them to be able
to see that

I've built this life for us,

and I'm gonna
take care of them,

and that everything's gonna
be OK.

You can cook.

That's what your...
that's your job in this house.

- I do, I can cook.
- Yeah.

I'm a pleasure master,
whatever it is.

- Oh, my god.
- I'll satisfy all your needs.

- Get out of here.
- [laughs]

[coughs]
I'm going to choke on that,

from you saying that.

[upbeat dance music]

♪

All right.
All right, all right.

It's very, very hot, all right?

Why is he hot? Am I...no?

You think he's hot?

I don't know,
like, in a weird way.

Whatever. Leave me alone.

I like when people are nice.

Opposites attract.

And that's what I'm saying!
Oh.

- LOL.
- [laughs]

I'm gonna text Brad
to come and meet us.

I think Bradley's gonna come
here when he gets off work.

- Wait, should we ask Joe?
- I mean.

- Joe's gonna be with Oisin.
- And that's the tea.

I'm wondering if it's worth
trying to talk to him tonight.

- Not in this setting.
- What?

You're going to talk to who,
Oisin? What happened?

We are cleaning up Republic,

and he slapped my ass
at the end of the night.

- Wait, what?
- Yeah, he did.

Don't.

Will got in touch with me,
and Will's pissed off.

What happened with you and
Emmy, I think tonight's

important before the weekend
starts that we squash it.

Honestly, I don't necessarily
want to do this right now.

I think
it's a little premature,

but I'm gonna do it, like,
'cause you're advising

and I think
you're probably right.

I just want to clear the air
with her.

I work with her.
But I don't work with Will.

You know what I mean?
- Yeah.

What is everybody wearing
for Grace's birthday?

- I am Snow White.
- You're Snow White.

Aren't you being Cinderella?

Yeah, my knight
in shining armor, bitch.

Prince Charming.

I was thinking about
Humpty Dumpty, given the...

Just be Prince Charming.
You have the jawline going.

[laughs] I know.

- Sh--, oh. Uh-oh!
- Look who it is!

- Oh, my.
- How are you, darling?

- How are y'all doing?
- Hi.

How you getting on?
Doing well?

Sup, dude?

I mean, yeah, well,
I touched you inappropriately

at work is what you're saying?

Uh, Oisin, you slapped my ass
at 2:20 AM,

Saturday night after work.

[tense music]

I, you know,

I'm not gonna make
a big deal out of it by, like,

telling anyone within management.

Like, I don't think
I was harassed.

I know you're new, but...

Look, I'm sorry
if I did do that,

which I don't deny that I did

because I have
this friendly personality.

You know me, I'm larger than
life. That's just who I am.

Obviously, you want to be
treated differently,

and I will do so in that sense.

No, she doesn't want to be
treated differently.

She wants to be treated
with respect.

[dramatic music]

♪

You don't know anything about
respect, so just keep quiet.

Excuse me?
Excuse me, mother----er?

- Please, be quiet.
- No, you shut the [BLEEP] up.

You're saying the wrong sh--,

just like you do
the wrong sh--.

I'm talking to her, not you.

No, you better be talking
to me because the one--

You don't work with me.
I don't know you.

Oh, I don't know you either.

You're off to
a bad----ing start.

Let's keep it there then.

You have no respect
for my girlfriend or me.

I have no respect for you.
I don't care about you, man.

I don't care about you.

We were here having a good
time and then you rolled in.

- I wanted him to apologize.
- Oh, yeah.

ing step off.

- Say sorry to her first.
- I am.

And I do apologize. I do.

- I...
- Don't touch her.

Don't touch her.
- Don't worry, man.

Don't worry.

Do you want to know why I'm
in this----ing sling, dude?

You wait.
You wait, mother----er.

What the [BLEEP]?

I don't know who Will is
to talk about respect.

That man has got no respect
for no one,

let alone his girlfriend,
so he can just shut his mouth.

- What the [BLEEP] was that?
- [laughs]

I've got some dirt on that boy
and he's been misbehaving.

That did not go
according to plan. Jesus.

[upbeat dance music]

♪

Do I look like
Prince Charming?

Yeah, you look great.

You look like you fought
the dragon and won.

Yes, we'll say that.

Let's go, baby.

Birthday vibes. Woo!

Hello, hello.

What's up, mama?

[laughs]
- Yes.

Little Red
Riding in the Hood.

"In the Hood."

- And I brought you a gift.
- Yes!

I bought my most padded
super hoe bra.

- It's kind of nice.
- Turn around.

Bradley, put your back into it!
- [laughs]

My god. [gasps]
How do y'all breathe?

I feel like I got boobies.

Does anybody know if
Lucia's coming?

I think she'll be there.

Did you see Lucia last night?

When I was in bed last night
looking at Find My Friends,

and I clocked both of
their locations here.

Here where?

- Here.
- Yeah.

After I left Uptown,

we went and hung out
and had some drinks.

Had a good time.

I've always thought
she was hot.

I've always thought
she was attractive.

But she was in a relationship

with the father of her child.

And I didn't want to cross
that line.

She came back here? Where?

- [laughs]
- Ew.

Colby! Go, get off of there!
- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪

Are you gonna see Oisin
and be chill?

Yeah, I'm gonna be chill.

It's Grace Lilly's birthday.

I think it'd be nice this year

if we all just decided to say,
"let's not do this here."

Oh, I'm just impressed of,
you know, how hot you look.

- You look good.
- Thank you.

Got your whole stomach out.

I know. I just knew how hot
it would be.

- [laughs] That's good.
- Got the parachute pants.

You actually look
exactly like him,

which is kind of
freaking me out a little bit.

Sometimes you meet a girl,

you just feel like
you've known them for years.

If you can be your 100% best
self with a girl you just met,

that's a green flag to me.

Hello.

Why are you dressed like
half the guys in Charleston?

I'm... I was Peter Pan.

I'm a Lost...
- I mean, me included.

Hi, how are you?

I'm a Lost Boy.
- That's pretty on brand.

What's up, guys?
How we doing?

[tense music]

Who the [BLEEP] invited
this guy?

- Let me fix your collar.
- Thank you.

There you go.
You look more buff.

- Hi.
- How are you? Trevor.

- I'm Salley.
- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Are these implants?

[laughs]
Got them yesterday, actually.

Yeah, they're not real.

I hope that, like,
Grace realizes that

she just invited
her best friend's ex-boyfriend

to her birthday party
days after they broke up.

Wait, so do you
work at Republic?

I do not.

Like how are you connected
to this?

- Maddi.
- Oh, OK.

Hey, nephew,
I can't see a damn thing.

Hey.

- Yeah, I've seen her.
- Yeah.

Oh, a new girlfriend?

Wait, what is in there?

Oh, ah! Don't touch that.

She's----ing Cinderella?

I'm not getting out of
this----ing car.

She's Cinderella.

All right,
this should be fun.

Joe knew I was going to be Cinderella.

He knew, and he still
let Salley

dress as the Walmart
version Cinderella.

- Uh-oh.
- Man.

Battle of the Cindies.

- [laughs]
- You guys look great.

Grace wants us to meet her at
the dock, so let's head there.

[electronic music]

Feeling grateful,
feeling blessed.

Woo.

Oh, my gosh, look.
Look at them.

Yo.

Hello, my beautiful people.

[cheering]
Love y'all so much.

Thank you so much for being
here on my special birthday.

Yes.

Liam, how are you holding up?

[laughter]

How you doing, Liam?

I'm hurting right now.

Child, Liam was sweating
from head to toe.

I know he was working
them arms out,

trying to get that bitch
across the sea.

Paddle faster. Yes.

That's called true love
right there.

- Butterfly sunglasses.
- Yes, thank you guys.

How are you, queen?
Thanks for having me.

The theme is fairytale,

and I'm playing a little
bit of Cupid right now.

Trevor, how you doing, man?
Good to see you.

So why not invite Trevor and
Maddi and create some magic?

I'm gonna----ing kill you.

I'm usually late but
not this----ing late.

What I want to know is why
didn't you ride with Trevor?

We're not where I want to be.

Did you invite him to this?
Or was he...

No, Mikel and Grace
invited him.

Look at this.

- Oh.
- [gasps]

Oh, my goodness gracious.

We have mirror, mirror,
on the wall.

I love the mystical realms.

[dreamy music]

All I want is all of us
to be together,

and just have a good time,

and be at peace.

Flow the flow. Let's go.

[cork pops]
- There we go.

Happy birthday, Grace.
[cheers]

Thank you. Thank you all.

This will be very fun.

Oh, hello!

[howling]

Grandma's tail's
coming out the front.

Ah!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, relax.

That was my first time
seeing a Snow White

with all that ass.
[laughs]

I want to bob for an apple.

Come on, me and you, Grace.

[party music]

♪

You got it.

Oh, my god.

[water burbling]
[laughter]

That noise,
I can't unhear that.

I can't do it.

- I got one!
- Woo, she got one!

Hear ye, hear ye!

The king has arrived!

Woo!

There's a penis out.

I can see his dick.

How are you doing, buddy?
You good?

All right, now it's about
to get energetic.

Party's here.

I feel like there's a lot...
there's a lot to unpack here.

No, let's not unpack.

You want to see my butt?

Girl, you want to?

Brother, if you've got
a chalice, I'd love one.

He's just a tool.

[echoing laugh]

Coming up...

What did he do?

He----ing made out
with some girl.

[laughs]
- What?

[energetic music]

Hear ye, hear ye!

The king has arrived!

- Woo!
- [laughs]

Party's here.

There's a penis out.

I can see his dick.

- Kiss the ring.
- Kiss your nuts, boy.

What's up, dawg?
- Happy birthday.

Thank you.

I feel like there's a lot...
there's a lot to unpack here.

I can see your staff.

- How are you, sweetheart?
- I'm good. How are you?

Happy----ing birthday.

Is he uncircumcised?

What a great little venue
for the birthday, eh?

It's super cool out here.

You look so hot. Sorry, I...
are you Peach from Mario?

No.

[laughs]

- Not really?
- OK.

- What is wrong with you?
- I'm just really flustered.

OK, take a breather,
take a breather.

I hate... I was late.

Give me a hug.
Take a breather.

Anything we do
outside of work,

I feel like he's finagles
his way in here

after kissing some other girl
on the mouth.

- [laughs]
- Like, baffles me.

Trevor this, Trevor that,
Trevor this, Trevor that.

I'm over it.

I'm definitely more unsure now
after speaking to Mikel.

Half my friends say
he didn't do it,

and half my friends are
saying that he did do it.

I don't know who to trust.

- The woods.
- Thanks.

- Shots?
- Yes.

Let's get this party started.

That's the first thing
I noticed when I walked in.

Oh, I wouldn't get out of
the car earlier.

I was screaming.

I was, like, I'm not
getting out of the car.

Wait, there's a drink called
The Villain?

- Yep.
- We'll take two Villains ASAP.

All right.

Oh, we are the two villains.

Cheers.
- Cheers to that.

- How are you, baby?
- I've already seen it all.

[laughs]
He has.

I paid $12 to see his...
to see his boner.

- I've seen it too.
- You have?

- Yeah.
- Are you a subscriber?

I paid $25.

Oh my god, that, like,
really makes my heart beat.

I bought your lunch
last month.

- Grace Lilly!
- Come over here.

Come here. Come here.

I'm trying to hydrate
and vibrate.

- Baby, baby?
- I'm in the window, bitch.

Oh, sh--.

Woo!

- Yeah!
- Yes!

Girl, you gon' break
that sh--.

Lucia, I heard that you went
somewhere interesting

after we were at Uptown.

♪

No, I dropped...

I took Bradley to his house.

Oh, OK, so you were at
another house, yeah.

But, no, no, no.

But did you walk inside?
But did you walk inside?

No, I did not walk inside.
I did not park my car.

I mean, I've been in
an unparked car

and done many of things, OK?
- No bueno.

Between Bradley and I, I feel
like there is an attraction.

So there's nothing there?

I don't know. I don't know.

You know, I would love to
climb these shoulders

and be cute on top.

[giggles]

You have a shot?
You have a shot?

Oh, look at him.

Just----ing doing it,
you know.

Steal from the rich
and giving to the poor!

I am a giver to the poor.

Oh, hey. I miss y'all.

Like, this is the longest time
we haven't talked.

It's been 24 hours since
the last time we talked.

Hey, come here.
Hey, come here. Come here.

Will, you come here.

Yeah, I mean...

I feel like this is
an important conversation.

Does anybody want to play
games with me?

You're one of
my best friends.

So are you.
And I really wanted, like,

Oisin to come
and apologize to her.

- We didn't really get...
- No, he intended to.

Much of an apology.

And then when the whole thing
went south, you left with him.

Y'all attacked me, though.

That was for
the first time ever

in my own friend group
I felt attacked.

It's really wild to me that
Joe doesn't understand that

what he did was
pick Oisin over me.

It----ing pisses me off.

So are you gonna apologize
to Will? What are you gonna do?

I don't think I owe
this gentleman here anything.

[BLEEP] him.

That was stupid of me to
bring him to the bar

when y'all are having
a good time.

I apologize for that,
but I have good intentions.

I----ing care about you.

I know you're going through
a hard time.

But I think he's a cool,
fun----ing guy.

I do like him.
Like, we've had a great time.

In my perfect world, I want
everyone to get along.

And I feel like
he has it out for Will.

He has it after Will right...

Joe, I know he has it
after Will right now.

Look,
all I'm gonna say is that

I have a lot of information
'cause I'm a fly on the wall.

Well, this fly needs
to----ing talk.

So what you gotta say?

[dramatic music]

What'd he do?

He----ing made out
with some girl.

[laughs]
- What?

I love it. Cheers to that.
I love it.

♪

[laughs]

So what do you got to say?

What'd he do?

He----ing made out
with some girl.

[laughs]
- What?

On boys night
in Joey's apartment.

Let's go out tonight, though.

The boys are
just getting started.

No, let's go
let our hair down,

and let's get after it, lads.

Will knows that I know this.

Like, does he think I'm stupid?

Like, [BLEEP],
I know this sh--.

So what am I supposed to think
and say?

You know what he needs to do?
He needs to apologize.

He did, though, I thought.

No, no, to him.

I mean, I don't need
his apology.

I do.

But I don't need it.
I don't want it.

Well, I heard there was
a rumor that

Will made out with a girl.

♪

- That's [BLEEP].
- I heard that

your friend Will went home with
another girl.

Will's----ing cheating
on her.

It's like the game where you,
like, whisper in someone's ear,

and it goes down the line,

and you see what the person
at the very end says.

And it's the complete,
like, opposite thing

of what you're talking about.
That is how Charleston is.

The truth of
the story is, like,

he doesn't have anything
on Will,

but he wants to scheme
something on Will

because he doesn't like him.

Joe, there's an outsider
that's coming in,

trying to make a lie that
Will hooked up with her,

when he knows nothing
of the truth.

Do you know how----ed up
that is?

It was basically me, Will, Oisin.

The lads are all saucy-like,
you know.

And so we dilly-dally over
to a couple of bars,

end up picking up a few birds,
going back to Joe's apartment.

I host some soirees.

So there's, like,
maybe three, four girls

and then me, Joe, and Oisin.

And we're drinking, like,
room temperature rosé.

One of the girls is, like,
clearly, you know,

very out there.
She's looking for love.

Sure enough, Will ganders off
to the bathroom,

and this girl goes with him.

I realized that
she used to be, like,

romantically involved with
my friend who just passed away.

And then it gets to be like a
really emotional conversation.

So we go and try to go
into the bathroom

to have, like,
a deeper conversation.

But there's two other girls.
They say,

we saw him making out
with this girl.

And I was there, like,

I----ing knew it.
You know what I mean?

Like, of course, they were.

This girl was----ing
making out with me and Joe

a few minutes ago.

So like, it was inevitable

what was going down here.

I never saw them kiss,

but I did see them walk into
the bathroom,

and they were hanging out
outside of my supervision.

So I don't know what happened.

My only regret from the night
is hanging out with Oisin.

Me and that girl left because

I found out that she was
hooking up with

my best friend, who just died.

I mean, Will was crying to me
for another hour

in my apartment.

- Yeah.
- Just protecting Will?

Yeah, he told me that.

- And Will did what?
- Made out with the girl.

- Made out?
- I heard on the phone

that two people witnessed it.

I'm going to figure it out.
You know me.

The one thing I don't stand for
is, like, people----ing around

with other people.
- No, that's----ed.

I don't care if Will's my
friend and Emmy's my friend.

I'm gonna stick up for Emmy
every single time.

- Yeah.
- That's why I get mad at

your guy right there.
What's-his-nuts.

What's-his-nuts!

Emmy, Oisin said that

Will and the other girl were
- ing kissing.

I'm not gonna let anyone
just start saying sh--

and let it be
something out there.

I concur.

Hey, yo, Oisin,
come here right now.

Front and center.

The king is here.

Protect me.
Protect me, my love.

Protecting...
protecting your love?

I think sometimes there's
people that you don't know.

A lot of people are sketchy.

A lot of sh-- does go on,
but I know Will.

The last thing he needs is,
you know, I understand...

I'm a good reader of people.

You know what I mean?
- I mean...

So call me wrong
but that's OK.

Like, Jesus, how naive and
silly you gotta be?

Like, come on now.

Bullsh--. This is bullsh--.
That's all I'm thinking.

The thing is,
Emmy's in denial.

Will is a good man.

And I don't think that he would
cheat on Emmy like that.

Wait, can you take
a picture of us?

- Of course, yeah.
- Damn.

I didn't know Will Kulp was
capable of that

with a whole-ass one arm.

Uno, dos, tres.

It's my birthday party.
Can we just have fun?

This is not about you guys.

This is about me. Come on.
[laughs]

OK, enchanted feast.

Dinner. Let's go. Let's eat.

- Dinner!
- Let's go.

- Come on.
- Hey.

Let's be merry.

Grandma is hungry.

What?

All right, everybody.

♪ Happy birthday,
dear Grace ♪

Charleston is
a very small town,

and this thing is now
in the air

and I'm gonna have to
- ing deal with it.

Thank y'all for being here
for Grace's birthday.

- Happy birthday, Grace!
- I love you.

[kisses]

Next time on
"Southern Hospitality..."

Pelvis front, to the back.

Yo, you got some good rolls.

I don't know if
it's rolling right. [laughs]

- Oh!
- Yes.

[laughs]

It's been a lot,
like, fighting with Liam.

He go through my phone and
be like, well, who's this guy?

I went to talk to Oisin.

The two girls that were
in the apartment,

I know one of them.

I texted her,
"did you see them kiss?"

She says, "100%."

♪