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Today, in this very forest...
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Bogdan, you're in the way.
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...a hunt will take place.
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Bogdan, what's the most important thing
during hunting?
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You, Jan Paweł?
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No.
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But it's a good answer.
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The most important thing is safety.
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When you give firearms to men, women,
and children from the age of four,
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you must be sure that
there are no bystanders nearby.
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Jan Paweł?
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There you go.
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Another example of a dangerous situation.
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During routine forest control,
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we've come across evidence
of a traffic violation.
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The offender, once found,
will not escape punishment.
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No to reckless Tatars.
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Well, well.
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- Who do we have here?
- A drunkard.
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Hello.
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Hey, lemon rascal.
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What's your name?
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I'm in a good mood
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because someone unexpectedly
appeared in my life.
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We're hosting a magnate's son.
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I mean, our life.
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He's as good as gold.
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Yes, a refill.
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Right.
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What I value most about the magnate's son
is his father, I guess.
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A huge merci for your help.
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My papa's carriages...
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are just trash.
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Janek Pawełek, wanna hit some snuff?
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No, thank you.
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I don't actually hit.
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Why not?
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Inhale the drug, since Henryk is asking.
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Come on, Janek Pawełek!
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- Does your daughter hit?
- What daughter?
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She's not our daughter.
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Shoo, Marianna.
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Our daughter is prettier.
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I like pretty things.
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And firm.
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Got that, Jan?
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That's exactly our Aniela!
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I'll get her.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Are you painting yourself?
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My father is planning a hunt,
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so I'm adding a boar to my portrait
as a form of protest.
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Listen...
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I want to apologize.
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Do you now?
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About before...
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in the smithy.
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I acted like an idiot.
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I appreciate that you can own a mistake.
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I don't know many guys who can.
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And I don't know too many girls who...
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don't dream about marrying
a magnate's son.
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Just to be clear,
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I don't dream about any relationship
with a magnate's son.
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Aniela!
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Come and establish a relationship
with the magnate's son!
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Hurry up!
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On behalf of the crew,
welcome aboard the Orzyc ferry.
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There are aggressive rats
under your seats,
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so please don't put your hands down there.
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Luckily, we have a priest onboard,
so if we start sinking,
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stick to him to reach Heaven safely.
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Let's go.
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Bogdan, hop on.
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Come on, Bogdan.
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Don't be silly. Hop on.
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I'm on a business trip today.
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A few villages away,
some people need an exorcist.
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Where there's demand, there's supply.
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I'm taking Bogdan as my bodyguard.
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I don't get why your father
didn't lend you his carriage.
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A boat is the safest means
of transportation.
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According to statistics,
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the odds of you dying on a boat
are a maximum of one to eleven.
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This is our ancestral arquebus.
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Génial!
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Have you ever killed
someone or something with it?
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Of course. A wild boar and two ducks.
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Three.
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How about a man?
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So, Henryk, are you in charge
of a family business?
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Nope. I'm studying in France.
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- When do you have exams?
- Dunno.
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Now, I think.
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Oh là là, bébé!
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I can see a second ancestral arquebus.
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Henryk, meet Aniela.
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Anielka, you look like a bride
in this dress.
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Shame you don't have a fiancé.
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Henryk Lubopolski.
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Of the Lubopolskis.
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Aniela Adamczewska.
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Of these Adamczewskis.
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She's funny!
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Sometimes too funny.
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Jan, snuff time!
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Let's do something to pass the time.
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Do you know this one? I say a word,
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then you say a word
starting with the last letter of my word?
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Yeah, I think so.
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So say a word.
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Dinner.
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Round.
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Dinner.
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Round.
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Did we win?
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I guess so.
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Henryk's father
is on the Top 100 Richest Poles list.
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These 100 Poles
own 90% of Polish national assets.
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But we're hoping
that Poland will continue to develop,
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and soon 90% of assets
will belong to ten Poles at most.
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Unfortunately, we're not the only ones
who aspire to get to the top ten.
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I heard you have a visitor.
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Girls.
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Teresa plays the pipe organ.
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Tereska, tell me, do you still have
that ugly scar on your back?
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What about you, Aniela?
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Do you have any hidden talents?
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Yes, I can do this trick.
I leave the room, and I'm no longer there.
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Have a nice day!
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That's a good one!
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Reminds me of my ex and my cousin!
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She was just as mouthy!
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Your ex or cousin?
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It's the same person, Jędrzej.
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Andrzej.
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Well, Jędrzej, Andrzej.
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Whatever.
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Anielka!
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What are you doing? He likes you!
It's an opportunity of a lifetime!
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- Opportunity? Mom, he's a junkie!
- Junkie? Don't exaggerate.
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Do you want a good husband
from a bad family,
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or a not-so-good husband and a bit
of a junkie from a terrific family?
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- This is a rhetorical question.
- Precisely.
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You know what's wrong
with knights arriving on white horses?
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They fail to grasp the idea
of mutual consent.
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We're at the house of a villein,
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who wants to pay me
to exorcise his daughter.
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To be honest, after the false Jesus,
I'm skeptical about such revelations.
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I'm a rationalist.
I don't believe in metaphysical phenomena.
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I mean, except for God.
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And... all the rest.
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Father.
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It's great that you're here.
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Our Dobrusia is very unwell.
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A devil possessed her, Father!
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Sure. Advance payments only.
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During the exorcism,
the devil tempts me to increase the price.
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- Where's your daughter?
- In her room.
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Weird.
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She has her own room?
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No wonder she's going nuts.
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Boring!
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I need to engage in some shenanigans.
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Shen...
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- Shenanigans?
- Yup, shenanigans. Obviously.
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Something with a bang.
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Dancing!
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Jan Paweł, dance for me, please.
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Dance!
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You dance too!
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And you!
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Will you dance?
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Yes!
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Something's happening at last!
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What else can we do?
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We'll be hunting in the afternoon, Henryk.
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Fucking awesome!
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No!
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First of all, young lady,
I don't like your hair.
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Unacceptable.
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She's German.
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Young lady, you're talking with elders.
Sit up straight.
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Bogdan, give Dobrusia
an educational spank.
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She's a strong teen with issues.
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We're longtime members
of the local animal lovers club.
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We mainly kill deer, boars, and pheasants.
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But we love to kill all animals.
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Release the falcon!
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- We don't have a falcon.
- We don't?
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- What do we have?
- Dogs.
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Release the dogs!
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Doggies!
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Dachshund, the national dog of Poland.
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Mieszko, Chrobry, Fafik.
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Right.
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Boring.
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Let's have a competition!
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A competition?
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That's what I said, Jędrzej.
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- Are you a half-wit?
- He is.
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Whoever brings the best game for supper,
wins my respect!
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We're here!
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We'll split into teams.
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Let's choose our forest companions.
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Anielka?
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I'll go with Dad.
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I'm her idol.
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Someone has to carry my carboy.
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Let's go!
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These trees are lame.
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My papa's trees are twice as good.
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Shush.
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- Did you hear that?
- What?
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A growl.
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It's a bear.
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A bear.
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I like simple people!
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They're great to make fun of!
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How long have you been living
in this jerkwater village?
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A few months, my lord.
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Do you know your lord's daughter?
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Of course.
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I mean, just by sight.
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What is she like day-to-day, by sight?
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She's a wonderful person, my lord.
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Smart
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and kind.
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You know what?
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I think I'll make her my first ex-wife.
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Dad!
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Anielka.
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We could've won.
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I'm against killing animals
for entertainment.
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Aniela...
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what are you talking about again?
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I think it's nice that we invite animals
to a joint physical activity.
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You hurt them.
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Injury can't be done to a willing party.
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I'm trying to find you a husband.
Please don't get in the way.
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Dad, how many times have I told you
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that I don't want to marry
a magnate's son?
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You don't?
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I don't!
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I thought you were just saying that.
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"I don't want to marry a magnate's son,"
as in, "I want to marry a magnate's son."
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You know, female tactics.
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Dad, do you really want me
to spend the rest of my life with him?
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I suppose he could be a bit nicer.
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All right, Anielka.
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I'll ponder over it.
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We're losing the competition anyway.
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Not necessarily.
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Disciplining Dobrusia is not going well.
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We have two theories.
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I think it stems from
cultural differences.
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Yet again, it shows that foreigners
don't assimilate well into Polish society.
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Stop making noises with your pelvis
when grown-ups are talking!
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I see it differently.
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This is a classic example
of permissive parenting.
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I think she has a stomachache.
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What did you eat? Tell us.
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Give her a handkerchief!
The slob got all dirty.
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What's happened?
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How innocent, all of a sudden.
267
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:53,875
Off to the naughty corner!
268
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:56,666
Bogdan?
269
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:00,250
I found a cookie.
270
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,375
I must say that I'm pleased with myself.
271
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,041
I'm pleased with myself too.
272
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:08,708
The times are what they are,
and the young generation is very spoiled.
273
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,583
"Do whatever you want."
274
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,291
Hence, it's comforting
that in this crazy world,
275
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:19,666
two men can still appropriately guide
a teenager during a puberty crisis.
276
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,166
So?
277
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:22,750
Well done us.
278
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:23,791
Yes, well done.
279
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,375
Jakub, just imagine a world
where two men would raise a child.
280
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,458
Too good to be true.
281
00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:39,958
Well, let's go home.
282
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:59,916
So you're saying
she has flat feet and bad breath?
283
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,708
That's what they say.
284
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,291
You're really mean in this village.
285
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,291
Because she's that kind of girl.
286
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:08,833
And she's stupid.
287
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,500
Someone once asked her
what two plus two was,
288
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,166
and she said, "138."
289
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,041
But before, you said that
she was very smart.
290
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,416
Because they make us say that, my lord.
291
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,500
They want to palm her off to someone.
292
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:29,458
To some sucker.
293
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,708
I'll teach her everything.
294
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:37,541
And I'll start with marital education
in the bedroom.
295
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,291
You know what I think, peasant?
296
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,083
That it's you who's trying
to make a sucker out of me.
297
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,791
That you're telling me all this
298
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:02,875
because you don't want Henryk
to snatch her from you.
299
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:09,166
Because you're in love with her,
you sweet village boy.
300
00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:16,833
I'll think of you when I hump her.
301
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,666
Something's happening at last.
302
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:31,916
You'll hang for this.
303
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,125
My lord, I'm sorry!
304
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:41,458
Please wait!
305
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:42,916
My lord!
306
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:44,500
Here,
307
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,083
this is our trophy.
308
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:48,000
A boar.
309
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:50,708
I merely grazed it.
310
00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:53,875
Teresa, Kornelia, and Dagmara
finished it off with their bare hands.
311
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,791
Seriously, Teresa?
312
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:59,291
Fuck this shit.
I wanna live in a fucking palace.
313
00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:02,541
How did you do, Jan Paweł?
314
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,291
Well, we also have quite a trophy.
315
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,583
Tomatoes?
316
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:11,750
You hunted down some tomatoes?
317
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,166
Of course.
318
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,125
Eating more veggies
is a current trend in nutrition.
319
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,333
It's good for your bowels.
320
00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:21,041
That's nonsense.
321
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:22,416
You're disqualified.
322
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:24,166
Wojciech?
323
00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:28,000
- When did you last eat meat?
- I can't remember, my lord.
324
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,250
See, Andrzej?
325
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,041
Even peasants no longer eat meat.
326
00:22:31,791 --> 00:22:35,666
Jeremi could've fared better in the duel
if he'd had more veggies.
327
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,791
Talk all you want, Jan Paweł.
That's what you're good at.
328
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,416
You know what I'm good at?
329
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,416
Remember Ciesław?
330
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:48,083
- The one with a fingerless wife?
- I saw him after the duel. We made a deal.
331
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:52,666
He'll sell my grain in the Netherlands.
332
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:55,333
- And I'll make this much money.
- You?
333
00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,583
Why didn't he offer it to me?
334
00:22:58,666 --> 00:23:01,208
He did, but you're an idiot
and you didn't listen to him.
335
00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:05,750
Now I'll multiply my wealth,
become a magnate, take over Adamczycha,
336
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:07,625
and you'll vanish from my life forever.
337
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:10,666
But first, my daughter will marry
the magnate's son.
338
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,125
Over my dead body!
339
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,083
A moose!
340
00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:19,916
- I'll win this competition.
- Absolutely not.
341
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,791
I'll be the most famous Jan Paweł
in the history of Poland,
342
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:28,000
and no one will stop me!
343
00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:30,250
I'll be the greatest Andrzej in the world!
344
00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:33,750
- I'll shoot faster!
- I'll be faster!
345
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:49,666
Fucking hell!
346
00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:59,041
I must hand it to you, Jan Paweł,
347
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:00,708
you were faster.
348
00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:05,791
I've only just loaded my gun.
349
00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,208
Is that so?
350
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:08,916
Shoot.
351
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:17,041
- You killed Henryk Lubopolski.
- No, you killed him.
352
00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:20,666
Listen, I don't think
it matters right now.
353
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,208
As in, we shouldn't worry?
354
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:26,375
No, as in,
you have to get your story straight.
355
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,666
They'll be looking for him.
356
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:46,416
This morning, there was a tragic incident.
357
00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:48,083
A magnate's son...
358
00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:49,583
Henryk Lubopolski...
359
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:50,500
Yes.
360
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:55,083
...was going down the road,
when a moose jumped out in front of him.
361
00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:56,166
- A moose.
- Yes.
362
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:58,458
The moose scared his horse.
363
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,708
And Henryk, who was under the influence...
364
00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:05,208
Unfortunately lost control...
365
00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:07,458
And died when his carriage
crashed into a tree.
366
00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:08,375
Yes.
367
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:11,875
And then his head exploded.
368
00:28:56,625 --> 00:29:01,000
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