All language subtitles for Leverage.S04E07.1080p.WEBRip.x265-HiQVE

[ THUDDING ]

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

[ HARDISON GRUNTING ]

Wakey, wakey.

WHERE AM I?

Well, see for yourself.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ THUDDING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

NO. NO.

N-O-O-O-O-O!

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ]

OUR FATHER TRUSTED YOU!

PLEASE, LOWER YOUR VOICES.

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE
WHO'VE LOST SOMEONE THEY LOVED.

HE GAVE YOU EVERYTHING HE HAD,
AND YOU STOLE IT.

WE'RE GOING TO THE POLICE.

LET'S JUST DISCUSS THIS
IN MY OFFICE.

I'M SURE WE CAN
RESOLVE EVERYTHING.

PLEASE, JUST -- JUST FOLLOW ME.

MOTHER...

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

GIDEON, EMERY, DEAREST,

THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION
WITH THIS CONTRACT.

WOULD YOU PLEASE
STRAIGHTEN THINGS OUT?

I WANT TO SEE
MY FATHER'S PAPERWORK.

OF COURSE, MR. NEWTON.

-OHH!
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[ GASPING ]

WALK AWAY.

[ GROANS, COUGHS ]

-STOP IT!
-FORGET ABOUT THE MONEY.

IF WE SEE YOU TWO HERE AGAIN,

YOU'LL WISH
WE LET YOU OFF THIS EASY.

MY FATHER DIED LAST MONTH --
PANCREATIC CANCER.

THEY FOUND IT
AT STAGE FOUR, SO...

I'M SORRY.

AT LEAST WE KNOW
HE'S AT PEACE NOW.

POP WANTED TO MAKE SURE

THAT MY BROTHER AND I WERE
TAKEN CARE OF AFTER HE WAS GONE,

SO HE MADE HIS FUNERAL
ARRANGEMENTS IN ADVANCE

WITH DARLENE WICKETT.

HE GAVE HER $15,000.

THE FUNERAL BUSINESS
IS VERY EXPENSIVE.

BUT AFTER MY FATHER DIED,

DARLENE TOLD US THAT
SHE HAD NO RECORD OF THE MONEY,

THAT SHE'D NEVER EVEN
HEARD OF MY FATHER.

SO IT'S A BREACH OF CONTRACT.

THERE IS NO CONTRACT, MR. FORD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THERE'S NO CONTRACT?

POP WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF CHEMO
WHEN HE MET DARLENE.

SHE TOOK ADVANTAGE
OF HIS ILLNESS.

AND WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO HIRE A LAWYER.

WE HAD TO RUN OUR CREDIT CARDS
UP AT ANOTHER FUNERAL HOME
TO BURY POP.

OKAY, LISTEN, I AM GONNA
DO EVERYTHING I CAN

TO GET
YOUR FATHER'S MONEY BACK.

THANK YOU, MR. FORD,
BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

THIS WAS POP'S FINAL GIFT.
HE WANTED TO PROTECT US.

DARLENE TOOK THAT AWAY.

PARKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HOW DOES SHE KNOW THAT, NATE --

THAT HER FATHER'S AT PEACE?

[ SIGHS ]

FAITH.

FAITH, PARKER.

THE RICH AND POWERFUL
TAKE WHAT THEY WANT.

WE STEAL IT BACK FOR YOU.

SOMETIMES, BAD GUYS
MAKE THE BEST GOOD GUYS.

WE PROVIDE...

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

WHAT'S UP WITH PARKER?

IT'S PARKER.

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.

DARLENE WICKETT AND HER SONS

ARE EMBEZZLING MONEY FROM
THE DYING AND THE GRIEVING.

IT'S THE OLDEST GRIFT
IN THE BOOK.

AND THE CRUELEST. EVEN I NEVER
RAN THAT ONE -- IT'S TACKY.

NOW, THE WICKETTS HAVE OPERATED
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

OUR RECORDS SHOW
FUNERAL LICENSES

FROM THREE DIFFERENT STATES,
BUT FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS,

THEY'VE BEEN HERE
IN MASSACHUSETTS.

WHY HAS NO ONE REPORTED THEM
TO THE POLICE?

WELL, THEY HAVE, BUT, UH,
SHE HAS BULLETPROOF ALIASES

FOR ALL THE STATES
SHE'S WORKED IN.

NOW, THE RECORDS THAT WE FOUND

SHOW THAT THE WICKETTS
HAVE STOLEN $500,000.

-WHERE'S THE MONEY?
-WELL, IT'S NOT IN ANY BANK.

CREDIT-CARD RECORDS SHOW

THAT SHE HAS RECENTLY
BOUGHT A WALL SAFE,

WHICH IS THIS RIGHT HERE.

OH.

OOH, MURPHY-BEYER,
MODEL PRK-11-21.

NICE.

OKAY, SHE'S A HORRIBLE
HUMAN BEING,

BUT SHE'S GOT SOLID TASTE
IN HOME SECURITY.

[ DOOR OPENS, HARDISON SIGHS ]

THESE DUST MITES ARE
JUST GONNA EAT ME ALIVE.

THAT'S THE BLUEPRINTS
FROM TOWN HALL...

AND THE LAST TIME I GO INTO
A BASEMENT WITH THIS GUY.

I ALREADY GOT THE PHOTOS
OVER HERE.

THAT'S THE WICKETT FUNERAL HOME.
IT'S A TWO-STORY HOUSE.

YOU GOT YOUR EMBALMING ROOM
IN THE BASEMENT.

YOU GOT YOUR
VIEWING CHAMBERS AND YOUR OFFICE

ON THE FIRST FLOOR.

AND BINGO -- PRIVATE
LIVING QUARTERS ON THE SECOND.

THEY LIVE AND WORK THERE.

OKAY. SO, FUNERAL HOMES
ARE BUSIEST ON THE WEEKENDS.

IT'S THE EASIEST TIME TO KIND OF
BLEND IN WITH THE MOURNERS.

UM...I'M SORRY.
WHAT, NATE?

OKAY, GUYS, WE ARE GONNA
GO STEAL A FUNERAL.

OOH.

THERE SHE IS,
THE PERFECT HOSTESS.

RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
HARDISON, HEADING YOUR WAY.

SOPHIE, I HATE IT WHEN YOU MAKE
ME WEAR THESE DANG CUFFLINKS.

Hardison, everybody owns
a good suit,

BUT ONLY THE RICH
OWN A GOOD PAIR OF CUFFLINKS.

DARLENE IS GONNA KNOW THAT.

OH.

YOU MUST BE MR. DELACROIX.

I'M DARLENE WICKETT.
THANK YOU FOR WAITING.

I'M -- I'M SO SORRY
FOR YOUR LOSS.

THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, MS. WICKETT.

-MY GREAT AUNTIE -- SHE, UH --
SHE PASSED LAST EVENING.
-MM.

AND THERE ARE SOME STAFF --
THEY SPOKE VERY HIGHLY OF YOU.

NOW, I MUST ADMIT I'M...

I'M A BIT LOST.

OH, MR. DELACROIX.

LET US HELP YOU SAY GOODBYE.

YOU FOCUS ON HEALING
DURING THIS DIFFICULT TIME,

AND MY SONS AND I CAN TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING ELSE.

[ SHUDDERS ]

CHILLY.

PARKER, ANYTHING
ON THE METAL DETECTOR?

Three floors, one wall safe --

SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE TO ME.

[ BEEP ]

[ ELECTRONIC PINGING ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ HUMMING ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ SQUISHES ]

EW!

JUST STEPPED
IN SOMETHING SQUISHY.

[ GAGS ]

HOW COME I HAD TO GO
TO THE EMBALMING ROOM, ANYWAY?

IT'S 'CAUSE HARDISON'S TOO
SCARED TO GET IN THE BODY BAG.

Hey, claustrophobia
is a very serious condition.

I got a note from my doctor.
You want to see it?

ELIOT, WHERE ARE YOU?

[ BEEP ]

I'M FASHIONABLY LATE
TO AN EX-CON'S FUNERAL.

I'M GONNA CHECK THE ROOM
FOR A SAFE.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

IT'S NOT EX-CONS -- IT'S COPS.

IT'S A LOTS OF COPS.

HARDISON.

I-I-I GUESS THEY MUST HAVE
SWITCHED THE SCHEDULE.

You guess?

[ Boston accent ]
I GOT CAUGHT UP AT THE, UH,
DRUG STING DOWN IN DORCHESTER,

AND I WASN'T ABLE TO
GET HOME AND CHANGE CLOTHES.

[ SIGHS ]

HEY. THANKS, MAN.

YEAH.

[ LID UNSCREWS ]

HARDISON, WHEN I SEE YOU,
I'M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD,

YOUR ANCESTORS HURT.

WE HAVE SOMETHING
FOR EVERYONE HERE,

BUT I BELIEVE I HAVE
JUST THE CASKET FOR YOU.

THIS IS THE ADMIRAL --

SOLID-PLANKED CHERRYWOOD

WITH A HAND-POLISH FINISH...

IMPERIAL SATIN, TUXEDO FOLD
WITH MATCHING PILLOW.

HERE.

HMM?

-HERE. HERE.
-NO, I'M --

YEAH. JUST...FEEL HOW SOFT.

-I TOUCHED IT.
-THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.

A KEEPSAKE NOOK

FOR LETTERS AND MEMENTOS

TO JOURNEY WITH YOUR LOVED ONE
TO THEIR FINAL RESTING PLACE.

IT'S VERY EXQUISITE.

IT'S VERY --
VERY NICE, VERY FINAL.

THIS IS THE EXACT MODEL
I BURIED MY OWN MOTHER IN.

TRULY OUR FINEST CASKET.

NICE TOUCH ABOUT HER MOTHER.

YEAH, ISN'T IT?

ESPECIALLY SINCE THE OLD DEAR
IS ALIVE AND KICKING IN DALLAS.

HMM.

TART.

AWW, HE SEEMED SWEET --
DESERVED BETTER.

PARKER, ELIOT,
YOU FIND ANYTHING?

[ ELECTRONIC PINGING ]

ZIP, ZERO, NIL, NADA --
NOTHING.

THIS ROOM'S CLEAR.
I GOT NOTHING.

GRIFTERS KEEP THEIR CASH CLOSE.

PARKER, CHECK OUT
DARLENE'S BEDROOM UPSTAIRS.

THERE'S ONLY ONE STAIRCASE
THAT LEADS TO THE TOP FLOOR,

AND THE NO-NECK BROTHERS
ARE BLOCKING THE WAY.

PARKER, I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU'RE GONNA END UP GETTING --

GIDEON, EMERY, IT'S FEELING
A LITTLE WARM IN HERE.

COULD YOU GO DOWN
IN THE BASEMENT

AND FIDDLE
WITH THE AIR CONDITIONER?

HEY, EXCUSE ME?

THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS OUTSIDE,
TAGGING CARS.

YOU SHOULD GO, BUT YOU SHOULD --
YOU SHOULD BRING --

BRING YOUR FRIEND WITH YOU.

PARKER, GET OUT OF THERE NOW.

PARKER, ARE YOU CLEAR?

Parker?

A LITTLE BUSY HERE, NATE.

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
TO GRAB MY GEAR.

OHH!

[ GRUNTS ]

BLOODY HELL!

WELL, WHAT -- WHAT ARE
YOU ALL LOOKING AT?

-D-DON'T LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT.
-[ CRYING ]

I THINK WE'RE ALL
THINKING THE SAME THING --

"BLOODY HELL,
WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?!"

MOVE, PARKER. MOVE.

BUT, YOU KNOW, THE --
THE FACT IS HE -- HE DID.

AND -- AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M SURE THERE ARE SOME

VERY VALUABLE LESSONS THAT
WE CAN LEARN FROM HIS LIFE.

[ SOBBING ]

OUR COUSIN --
HE TAUGHT ME THE VALUE OF...

-IT'S OKAY.
-...HARD WORK.

WOW, AND HE -- AND HE TAUGHT ME
HOW VALUABLE IT WAS

-TO JUST TAKE TIME TO PLAY.
-PLAY.

YEAH, HE -- HE REMINDED ME
OF THAT ALL THE TIME.

YOU KNOW, NEVER -- NEVER MET
SUCH A DEDICATED BASEBALL FAN.

YOU KNOW, IN FACT, HE TOLD ME

THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO DIE

UNTIL THE RED SOX
WON THE WORLD SERIES.

-[ CHUCKLES ]
-WELL, POOR GUY
HAD TO WAIT 86 YEARS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT THEY -- THEY WON,
AND -- AND HE DIED.

BEFORE WE GO, ONE LAST THING --

HE TAUGHT ME TO BE PATIENT.

HE -- HE DIDN'T MEET HIS
SOUL MATE UNTIL LATE IN LIFE,

-BUT, WOW, WAS SHE WORTH
THE WAIT...
-WOW.

...AS BEAUTIFUL
AS SHE IS FAITHFUL.

IN SHORT, HE LED A GOOD LIFE
AND WAS A GOOD MAN.

WE'RE BETTER
FOR HAVING KNOWN HIM.

AND I'M GONNA SPEND
THE REST OF MY DAYS

BEING BE MORE LIKE COUSIN...

-ADAM.
-...ADAM --
MORE LIKE COUSIN ADAM.

I HOPE WE ALL WILL.

[ SIGHS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

NEVER PLAN A HEIST IN A BUILDING
WITH SO MANY WINDOWS.

[ SIGHS ]

[ ELECTRONIC PINGING ]

[ SIGHS ]

BUT WHERE'S THE MONEY?

PARKER, YOU FIND ANYTHING?

UH, LOOKS LIKE IDENTITY FORMS

FROM DARLENE'S
DECEASED CUSTOMERS --

GOT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS,
DATES OF BIRTH.

DARLENE'S STEALING IDENTITIES?

OKAY, DARLENE IS RUNNING
TWO SCAMS AT ONCE.

OKAY, DARLENE IS RUNNING
TWO SCAMS AT ONCE.

OOH, SHE'S GOOD -- HORRIBLE,
CLEARLY, BUT SKILLED.

HARDISON, SCRAP THE BACK STORY
WE PREPARED.

TELL HER THIS INSTEAD.

DID THE LATE MRS. DELACROIX

HAVE A LIFE-INSURANCE POLICY
OR PENSION PLAN?

ARE THERE ANY INSTITUTIONS
OF THAT NATURE

THAT WILL NEED TO BE NOTIFIED
OF HER PASSING?

UH, NO. NO, NOTHING -- NOTHING
LIKE THAT, NOT EVEN A WILL.

GREAT AUNTIE MAE --

SHE, UH, IMMIGRATED HERE
FROM HAITI AS A LITTLE GIRL.

SHE WORKED CLEANING HOUSES.

SHE -- SHE NEVER EVEN HAD ENOUGH
TO OPEN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT.

HMM.

[ CELLPHONE DIALING ]

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

UM, WILL YOU PLEASE EXCUSE ME
FOR A MOMENT?

CERTAINLY. YEAH.

DARLENE'S ON THE MOVE.

SHE'S GOT A MEETING.

-With who?
-I DON'T KNOW.

5'10", SHAVED HEAD,
ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES --

HE'S DEFINITELY NOT A MOURNER.

-JUST ONE?
-SLOW MONTH.

FEELS LIKE $6,000.

LISTEN, GIVE ME ANOTHER
FEW DAYS --

I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU.

HAITIAN IMMIGRANT,
PROPER CITIZENSHIP,

NO INSURANCE, NO PENSION --
SHE'S PERFECT.

WE'LL RUN A BACKGROUND CHECK,

MAKE SURE THE IDENTITY'S
TOTALLY CLEAN.

JAVIER, TRUST ME.
IT'S FLAWLESS.

IT'S A HAND-OFF, NATE --
DECEASED-CLIENT PAPERWORK

IN EXCHANGE FOR CASH
FROM SOME DUDE NAMED JAVIER.

Okay, guys, change of plans.

DARLENE IS RUNNING A SECOND SCAM
ON TOP OF THE FIRST,

SO WE ARE GONNA RUN A THIRD.

LET'S GO.

WHEN SOMEONE DIES, THEY
LEAVE BEHIND FINANCIAL TIES --

SOCIAL SECURITY,
LIFE INSURANCE --

ALL THE THINGS THAT A RELATIVE

WOULD NEED AN OFFICIAL DEATH
CERTIFICATE TO GET ACCESS TO.

BUT DARLENE'S CHERRY-PICKING
DECEASED CLIENTS

WHO DON'T HAVE
ANY OF THESE THINGS --

I MEAN, PEOPLE THAT --
THAT WOULDN'T MISS A DEATH
CERTIFICATE IF IT WASN'T ISSUED.

I HATE HER.

NOW, INSTEAD OF DARLENE
SUBMITTING

THE OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS
TO THE CITY,

WHAT'S SHE'S DOING IS SHE
IS STEALING THEIR IDENTITIES

AND SELLING THEM FOR A PROFIT.

WELL, JAVIER -- HE'S THE BROKER.

HE SELLS THE I.D.s
ON THE BLACK MARKET.

YEAH, THIS GUY
LOOKS A LITTLE ROUGH

TO BE IN
THE IDENTITY-SCAM BUSINESS.

-THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN THIS.
-SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN, NATE?

OKAY, SO, WHAT WE'RE
GONNA DO IS, INSTEAD OF
STEALING FROM DARLENE,

WE ARE GONNA CON HER
FOR ALL SHE'S GOT.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, PARKER?

I CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT THE NEWTONS.

NATE SAID THAT THEY HAD FAITH
THAT THEIR FATHER WAS AT PEACE,

BUT...IT'S NOT ENOUGH.

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

DO WHAT?

HOW DO YOU...CARE,

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU KNOW
THAT PEOPLE --

PEOPLE THAT YOU LIKE --
THAT, SOMEDAY, THEY'LL DIE?

YOU KNOW, PARKER,
WE NEVER REALLY TALK ABOUT IT,

BUT IF YOU LOST SOMEONE
WHEN YOU WERE JUST A CHILD,

THEN YOU MIGHT PUT UP WALLS

TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU NEVER GOT HURT AGAIN.

TRUST ME --
THIS LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING

WITHOUT THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE US
WANT TO TEAR DOWN THOSE WALLS.

THE THRILL OF VULNERABILITY,

THE DANGER OF OPENING
YOUR HEART...

...IT MAKES US FEEL ALIVE.

I FEEL ALIVE WHEN
I'M JUMPING OFF A BUILDING.

WELL, MAYBE THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL IT FALLING IN LOVE.

I'M IN POSITION.

SOPHIE, YOU'RE UP.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

GOOD MORNING.
WICKETT FUNERAL HOME.

[ Southern accent ]
OH, MRS. WICKETT,

THIS IS MARJORIE EVANS.

I live a few doors down
from you.

UM, YES, MARJORIE.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

MRS. WICKETT, I'M SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU SO EARLY.

THERE'S A MAN
OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE,

AND I THINK
HE'S TAKING PICTURES.

MA, COME ON. IT'S EARLY.

WHAT'S WRONG?

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

IS THAT MR. DELACROIX?

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

GO GET THE CAR.

[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]

[ BELL JINGLES ]

THIS HAD BETTER
BE IMPORTANT ENOUGH

TO INTERRUPT MY BREAKFAST.

MR. COOPERSON,
I-I KNOW YOU THINK

THAT THE WICKETT FUNERAL HOME
IS A GOOD BUYOUT,

BUT I-I REALLY DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD MAKE AN OFFER ON IT.

THANK YOU. I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT HAPPENED.

I MEAN, IT WAS A SLAM DUNK.

LOOK, YESTERDAY,
I WENT OVER THERE,

PRETENDED TO BE A CUSTOMER,
LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO, RIGHT?

AND I FOUND OUT
THE WICKETT FAMILY

IS RUNNING A SIDE BUSINESS
OF IDENTITY THEFT.

YESTERDAY,
I OVERHEARD DARLENE TALKING

TO THE GUY SHE SELLS
IDENTITIES TO.

NOW, TODAY, I WENT OVER THERE
TO GET A PICTURE OF HIM,

-BUT HE DIDN'T SHOW.
-HMM.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN THEM IN?

I DON'T KNOW.
UM, LET ME FIGURE IT OUT.

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK
TO THE OFFICE?

-THANK YOU.
-YOU'RE WELCOME.

[ BELL JINGLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

OKAY, GREAT.

AH, GREAT.

YOU'RE, UH -- YOU'RE
DARLENE WICKETT, AREN'T YOU?

YOU SPY ON ME IN MY OWN HOME?

-I'M GONNA HAVE YOU LOCKED UP.
-OH, COME ON.

DO YOU THINK THE POLICE
WILL GIVE A DAMN

WHEN THEY HEAR THE WORDS
"IDENTITY THEFT"?

I DON'T THINK SO.
I'M SMALL POTATOES
NEXT TO YOU, LADY.

-YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
-I KNOW ENOUGH.

NARK ON ME, I WILL NARK ON YOU,
AND WE'LL BOTH GO TO JAIL.

LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE.

OKAY.

[ BELL JINGLES ]

WELL, ISN'T THIS
A PRETTY PICTURE?

WHY ARE WE EVEN FIGHTING?

WE'RE IN THE SAME
LINE OF BUSINESS.

-Y-YOU'RE WRONG.
-I AM?

BACK IN THE DAY, I USED TO
HANG AROUND FUNERAL HOMES,

CALLED MYSELF A PSYCHIC.

EASY PICKINGS --
I'D STEER THOSE WIDOWS

ALL THE WAY DOWN THE STREET
INTO MY PARLOR

AND TAKE THEM
FOR EVERY PENNY THEY HAD.

DIDN'T TAKE ME LONG TO REALIZE

THAT THERE WAS AN EVEN BETTER
SCAM RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME.

WE BRIBE MINISTERS TO SEND THEIR
FLOCK TO OUR OPEN DOORS,

AND THEN WE NICKEL-AND-DIME THEM

ON EVERYTHING FROM BAD COFFEE
TO PARKING SPACES.

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?

YOU KEEP QUIET
ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW,

AND I'LL MAKE YOU
A VERY RICH MAN.

2.5 MILLION PEOPLE DIE
EVERY YEAR IN THIS COUNTRY,

AND YOUR COMPANY
BURIES HALF OF THEM.

YOU HAVE ACCESS
TO ALL OF THEIR RECORDS.

I'D LIKE YOU TO SELL ME A FEW.

OKAY, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

NOW, I-I PERSONALLY HAVE NOT
BROUGHT IN ANY ACQUISITION
IN WEEKS, SO MY BOSSES --

THEY ALREADY HAVE ME
ON PROBATION.

PROBATION?
[ CHUCKLES ]

THEN YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE,
NOW, DO YOU, HONEY?

[ SIGHS ]
HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU SAY?

I DIDN'T.

HOW MANY CLEAN NAMES
CAN YOU GET ME?

WELL, I MEAN,
IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY.

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE -- THEY'RE --

THEY'RE GONNA NOTICE ANY LARGE
DISCREPANCIES IN THE DATABASE.

START SMALL -- 1,000.

OH, NO, NO, NO.
I CAN'T, NO.

BUT 100 -- I COULD DO 100.

YOU KNOW, BUT, UH, I --
UH, I WOULD WANT CASH.

I'LL GIVE YOU $500,000
FOR THOSE NAMES.

YEAH, UH, OKAY.

UM, I'LL HAVE THOSE
IDENTITY DOCUMENTS FOR YOU

THIS AFTERNOON.

GOOD.

I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU
A VERY HAPPY MAN, JAVIER.

I HAVE 100 CLEAN IDENTITIES
TO SELL YOU.

HOW THE HELL
DID YOU GET SO MANY?

Do you want them or not?

YEAH, ALL OF THEM.
I'LL BE BY TONIGHT.

MAKE SURE YOU BRING
A LITTLE EXTRA CASH.

$6,000 A NAME
ISN'T GONNA CUT IT ANYMORE.

IS THAT SO?

I'M RAISING MY PRICE TO $10,000.

[ BEEP ]

START PACKING.

WE'RE GONNA
MAKE MORE MONEY IN ONE DAY

THAN THIS FAMILY HAS EVER SEEN.

BRUJA.

WELL, THERE YOU GO.

FIREPROOF CHIMNEY --
BLOCKED THE METAL DETECTORS.

GENTLEMEN.

HELLO.

$500,000, AS PROMISED.

FANTASTIC.

THE IDENTITIES NOW, PLEASE?

OH, YES, THE IDENTITIES.

-THANK YOU.
-SURE.

[ KNOCK ON WALL ]

JAVIER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ARE THOSE THE IDENTITIES
YOU MENTIONED -- $10,000 A POP?

YES, JAVIER.
WE AGREED TO MEET LATER.

OH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
SEE, I'VE DECIDED NOT TO PAY
FOR THEM.

JUST HAND 'EM OVER.

-JAVIER, WE HAD A DEAL.
-DEAL'S OFF, CHICA.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

WELL...

SO SORRY I CRASHED YOUR PARTY.

YOU MUST BE DARLENE'S SOURCE.

NOW, SEE, I KNEW
SHE COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN

THOSE IDENTITIES HERSELF.

HERE -- HERE'S THE THING --
WHATEVER'S GOING ON HERE

IS BETWEEN YOU AND DARLENE,
OKAY?

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH US.

THEY'RE GONE, BOSS.
THEY TOOK THE ENVELOPE.

THAT'S OKAY. LET THEM GO.

I THINK THAT OUR NEW FRIENDS
HERE CAN GET US SOME MORE.

YES. YES, OF COURSE
WE CAN GET YOU MORE.

I MEAN, YEAH, SURE.

WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ON US
RIGHT NOW, BUT MAYBE,

YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU
LET US GO AND WE WILL --

SEE, THOUGH, HOW DO I KNOW
YOU'LL COME BACK?

[ Chuckling ] OH.

WHY DON'T I
TAKE SOME COLLATERAL --

MAKE SURE YOU STICK
TO YOUR PROMISE?

WHAT COLLATERAL?

NATE! NATE! NATE!

-NATE!
-WHAT?

LOOK AT ME.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

GET UP. GET UP SLOW.

AHH.

I HEARD IT GO BAD
OVER THE COMMS.

BUT BY THE TIME I GOT HERE,
EVERYBODY CLEARED OUT.

WHERE'S HARDISON?

HARDISON?
HARDISON!

HEY.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

LOS SOLDADOS --
MEXICAN DRUG CARTEL.

THEY MOVE COCAINE ACROSS
THE BORDER INTO THE U.S.

THAT'S WHAT JAVIER
IS USING DARLENE'S, UH,
STOLEN IDENTITIES FOR.

GOT IT.

OKAY.

OHH.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

[ HARDISON GRUNTING ]

Wakey, wakey.

WHERE AM I?

Well, see for yourself.

Listen. Listen up, 'cause
I'm only gonna say this once.

You use this phone
to call your friend.

Tell him to bring
the identity documents

to the baseball diamond on
the corner of Sycamore and 3rd.

You tell him to place
the envelope under home base.

Once I have the documents,

THEN WE CAN TALK --

THAT IS...

IF YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

[ Click ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

I SAID TO TAKE ME WITH YOU.

-YEAH, I KNOW. STOP IT.
-I SAID I'D BE THERE FOR BACKUP.

WILL YOU STOP WITH
THE "I TOLD YOU SO"?
WE GOT TO FIND HARDISON.

-SAME AS BEFORE?
-UH-HUH.

-SAME AS BEFORE.
-ALL RIGHT.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

-[ BEEP ]
-HELLO?

HELLO?

P-PARKER? PARKER.

GUYS.
[ FINGERS SNAP ]

HARDISON, WHERE ARE YOU?

UM, I THINK --

I THINK I'M IN
ONE OF DARLENE'S COFFINS.

I-I don't --
I don't have my earbud.

I think Javier took it.

UM, HE -- HE LEFT ME A PHONE,
BUT IT'S -- IT'S OLD-SCHOOL.

THERE'S NO GPS,
SO YOU CAN'T TRACK ME.

OKAY, HARDISON, LISTEN.

UH, NOW, JAVIER
MUST HAVE WANTED YOU TO
CONTACT US TO ARRANGE A TRADE.

-Did you get his number?
-YEAH, YEAH.

TEXTING IT RIGHT NOW.

LOOK, IF YOU STILL
HAVE RECEPTION,

THEN YOU CAN'T BE BURIED THAT
DEEP, IF YOU'RE BURIED AT ALL.

I-I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM.

30 minutes of oxygen
in that box, Nate.

OKAY, HARDISON, LISTEN TO ME.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO STAY
CALM. WE ARE GOING TO FIND YOU.

WHY NOT JUST GIVE JAVIER
THE FAKE IDENTITIES?
THEY'RE OF NO VALUE.

IT WOULDN'T WORK. UH, HARDISON,
JUST HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

[ BEEP ]

P-PARKER? NATE? SOMEBODY?

SOME--

NO, JAVIER WILL LET HARDISON
SUFFOCATE JUST TO, YOU KNOW,

TIE UP THAT LOOSE END.

NO, NO. WE HAVE TO --
WE HAVE TO FIND HARDISON FIRST,
AND THEN WE'LL DEAL WITH JAVIER.

THE CARTEL LEFT 20 MINUTES AGO.

NOW, THEY HAVE A COFFIN
IN THE BACKSEAT.

THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT GONNA
GO ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT.

TAKE IT OFF THE MUTE.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

HARDISON, UH, YOU'RE DEFINITELY,
UH, UH, BURIED,

UH, IN THE RADIUS
OF THE FUNERAL HOME.

We're gonna check it out
right now.

[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]

THERE'S OVER FOUR DOZEN AREAS
OF OPEN FIELD THERE --

GOLF COURSES, PLAYGROUNDS --
YOU NAME IT.

BUT IT'S BROAD DAYLIGHT.

JAVIER'S NOT GONNA BURY
A CASKET IN A SOCCER FIELD.

HARDISON'S IN A CEMETERY.
YOU GOT OPEN GRAVES, BACK HOES.

I'M WHERE?

OH, SWEET MOTHER MERCY.

WHICH ONE?

ALL RIGHT, HARDISON, LISTEN,
WE NEED YOUR HELP IN TRACKING.

Can you smell anything?

Do -- do you have pressure
in your ears?

[ WATER RUSHING ]

WAIT, WAIT.

IT'S WATER.

IT'S WA-- IT'S --
IT'S -- IT'S WATER.

IT'S WATER.
DO YOU HEAR THAT?

CAN -- CAN YOU -- CAN YOU --
CAN YOU HEAR THAT'S WATER?

It's -- it's like
it's all around me.

IT'S LIKE IT JUST TURNED ON,
LIKE A SWITCH OR SOMETHING.

[ Rushing stops ]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

OKAY, IT JUST -- IT TURNED OFF.

YOU HEARD THAT, RIGHT?

SPRINKLERS --
HE AIN'T THAT DEEP.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
I BET HE CAN HEAR?

[ SIREN WAILS ]

WHERE IS HE?

WHERE -- WHERE'S WHO?

-THE GUY WITH THE GUN?
-THERE'S NO GUY WITH A GUN.

IT'S A GUY WITH A HEART ATTACK.
YOU CALLED ABOUT A HEART ATTACK.

DISPATCH SAID A GUN.

I DIDN'T CALL ANYBODY!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ GRUNTS ]

COME HERE. COME HERE.

[ SIREN WAILING ]

OKAY, PARKER,
HAVE HARDISON TELL US

AS SOON AS HE CAN HEAR SIRENS.

Hardison?

-Hardison?
-PARKER?

PAR...PARKER?

Hard...

PARKER?

PARKER?

Hardison, can you hear me?

HARDISON?

SOPHIE, HE'S LOSING IT.
HE NEEDS YOU.

PARKER, LISTEN TO ME.

YOU'VE SPENT A DISPROPORTIONATE
AMOUNT OF YOUR LIFE

IN AIR DUCTS.

YOU, MORE THAN ANYONE, KNOW
HOW TO CONTROL YOUR BREATHING.

HE DOESN'T NEED ME --
HE NEEDS YOU.

[ SIGHS ]

[ Voice breaking ] PARKER?

Parker?

[ SIGHS ]

HARDISON? HARDISON.

Okay, Hardison,
I need you to calm down.

Listen to me.

OKAY, TAKE A DEEP BREATH IN.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

OKAY, GOOD.
NOW LET IT OUT.

Okay, c-come on. Come on.

You got to do this
with me, okay?

OKAY, HERE WE GO.
LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER, OKAY?

DEEP BREATH IN.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

Deep breath out.
[ Exhales deeply ]

Deep breath in.
[ Inhales deeply ]

Deep breath out.
[ Exhales deeply ]

Good.

DEEP BREATH IN.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

DEEP BREATH OUT.
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

Good. Okay, good.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

THERE YOU GO.

[ SIREN WAILING ]

[ SIGHS ]

PARKER, DON'T --
DON'T GET OFF THE PHONE.

PLEASE, I...I DON'T
WANT TO BE ALONE AGAIN.

[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

I'M NOT GETTING OFF THIS PHONE

UNTIL WE GET YOU
OUT OF THERE, OKAY?

OKAY, THIS IS IT --
OLD GLENPORT CEMETERY.

MAKE A RIGHT.

OKAY, HARDISON,
CAN YOU HEAR ANYTHING?

NO, NO, NOTHING.

Okay, stay calm.

YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

ONE DOWN, THREE TO GO.

[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.

I HEAR SOMETHING.
I HEAR SOMETHING.

OKAY, GOOD.

IS IT -- I-IS IT AN AMBULANCE
OR A POLICE CAR?

AMBULANCE! AMBULANCE!

HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE --
STONESHIRE CEMETERY!

-Okay, we're on our way.
-WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]

Hang in there. We're close.
We're right here.

LET'S SEE WHAT JAVIER IS UP TO.

DID YOU MAKE THE DROP-OFF YET?

WHERE ARE
THE IDENTITY DOCUMENTS?

[ BEEP ]

HELLO?

WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT?

I WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD HEAR
THE AMBULANCE SIREN. I COULD.

SOPHIE, JAVIER
IS WATCHING OVER HARDISON.

NOW, GO TO THE BACK
OF THE CEMETERY.

WE'LL DISTRACT HIM.

THIS WILL BE INTERESTING.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ SCOFFS ] WHERE THE HELL
DID YOU GET THAT CAR?

IT'S A RENTAL.

-HOW'D YOU FIND US?
-DID YOU LEAVE THE REST
OF YOUR GUYS

AT THE DROP, WAITING TO KILL ME?

[ SNIFFLES ]
I WANT MY DOCUMENTS.

I WANT MY COLLEAGUE.

OH, HMM. ELIOT.

WHAT THE HELL'S AN ELIOT?

[ GRUNTING ]

[ GUN CLATTERS ]

LOOK FOR A GRAVE
WITH FRESH DIRT ON IT!

[ PANTING ]

WE DON'T HAVE TIME
TO DIG THEM ALL.

ALL RIGHT.

LOOK FOR CLUES --
FOOTPRINTS, ANYTHING.

[ GRUNTING ]

P-PARKER.

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.
WANT SOME?

[ POUNDING ]

HARDISON.

HARDISON!

OH.

PARKER. PARKER.
PARKER, STOP.

Stop.

YOU'RE STANDING
RIGHT ABOVE ME, PARKER.

Just...do you have that --

THAT M-METAL DETECTOR
I GAVE YOU?

YEAH, WHY?

JUST -- JUST DIG.

SOPHIE! HE'S OVER HERE!

-HARDISON.
-DIG!

NATE, BEHIND YOU!

[ GASPS ]

[ RAPID GUNFIRE ]

[ MUTED GUNFIRE ]

GUYS?

GUYS?

WHAT DO WE DO?

WORKING ON IT.

YOU GUYS GO THAT WAY --
I GO THIS WAY!

-NO, NO, GET DOWN!
-NO, PARKER!

[ GASPING ]

HARDISON.

HARDISON, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,
TAKE A DEEP BREATH,

AS DEEP AS YOU CAN, AND HOLD IT.

I know you can do this.

[ GASPS ]

HARDISON.

HARDISON...YOU HAVE TO
MAKE IT THROUGH THIS...

Because...

BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND,
AND I NEED YOU.

DO YOU HEAR ME, ALEC?

I NEED YOU!

HARDISON!

MOVE TO YOUR LEFT.

[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]

NATE.

[ GRUNTS ]

HEY, WELCOME TO THE LAND
OF THE LIVING.

[ GRUNTING ]

NEVER DO THAT AGAIN, MAN.

DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.

[ SNIFFLES ]
[ Crying ] I WON'T.

I WON'T.

ALL RIGHT.

[ SIGHS ]

YOUR FATHER'S MONEY
AND A LITTLE EXTRA

TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE
CREDIT-CARD FEES.

NOW, WE'RE WORKING ON FINDING
DARLENE'S OTHER VICTIMS

SO WE CAN RETURN THEIR MONEY,
AS WELL.

BUT THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW WE COULD
EVER THANK YOU.

WHAT YOU DID WAS AMAZING.

I MEAN, IF YOU HADN'T
COME TO US FOR HELP, UH,

THE WICKETTS WOULD HAVE
CONTINUED HURTING OTHER PEOPLE.

YOUR FATHER WOULD BE
VERY PROUD OF YOU.

YOU JUST KEEP LIVING THAT
LIFE -- THAT'S THANKS ENOUGH.

WHAT ABOUT DARLENE?

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, THESE FUNERAL-DIRECTOR
LICENSES

ALL SEEM IN ORDER, MRS. JACKSON.

I'LL GO AHEAD
AND GET THESE PROCESSED.

CHEER UP.
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH WORSE.

[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]

[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]

MA'AM...WOULD YOU
COME WITH US, PLEASE?

EXCUSE ME?
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO WITH THESE?

THE WICKETTS NEED NEW IDENTITIES
EACH TIME THEY GO ON THE RUN.

THOSE ARE THEM. GET A COPY.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, YOU'RE EMILY JACKSON?

OF COURSE I AM.

WELL, SWEETHEART,
ACCORDING TO THE COMPUTER,

YOU DIED FIVE YEARS AGO
IN MASSACHUSETTS.

OH, UH, WE'VE TAKEN CARE
OF DARLENE.

SO JAVIER GOT AWAY
WITH THOSE IDENTITIES?

YEP.

JUST AS PLANNED.

SAME AS BEFORE.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW, WITH THOSE
FORGED IDENTITIES,

HE'S PROBABLY BACK IN MEXICO,

GETTING READY
TO MOVE DRUGS UP NORTH.

NOW, DO YOU THINK HE HAD
ANY IDEA THAT YOUR EARBUD
WAS GPS-TRACKABLE?

PROBABLEMENTE, NO.

-NO.
-NO.

[ BEEPING ]

[ KEYS CLACKING ]

PUT ME IN A COFFIN.
HERE IT COMES TO YOU.

GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

BOOM. EVIDENCE.

GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, GET IT.

IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?

-THE MAN PUT ME IN A COFFIN,
NATE.
-OH.

-A DAMN COFFIN.
-THAT'S TRUE.

MM-HMM. AIN'T CORN.

WELCOME TO TEXAS.

RIGHT HERE, ABOVE YOUR HEAD.

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

I-I NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT
THROUGH THAT WITHOUT YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT, PARKER?

OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

[ SCOFFS ]

ANYONE CAN LEARN
TO HOLD THEIR BREATH.

[ SMOOCHES ]

THANKS FOR NOT HANGING UP
THE PHONE.

YEAH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ SNIFFLES ]