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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,845 --> 00:00:09,515 EXTENDED FORECAST FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS -- 2 00:00:09,548 --> 00:00:12,285 UNUSUALLY HIGH TEMPERATURES HERE IN BOSTON RANGING -- 3 00:00:12,318 --> 00:00:13,552 -PARKER. -[ PARKER SIGHS ] 4 00:00:13,586 --> 00:00:14,820 [ REMOTE BEEPING ] 5 00:00:14,853 --> 00:00:17,356 JUST GIVE -- THANK YOU. 6 00:00:17,390 --> 00:00:19,558 LOOK, THE WEATHER FORECASTS ARE THE SAME 7 00:00:19,592 --> 00:00:21,060 ON EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL -- I'M SORRY. 8 00:00:21,094 --> 00:00:22,728 BUT IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS WITHOUT SNOW. 9 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,463 [ SIGHS ] PARKER, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET 10 00:00:24,497 --> 00:00:26,065 A WHITE CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR. 11 00:00:26,099 --> 00:00:28,067 ALL WE NEED IS FOR THIS LOW-PRESSURE SYSTEM 12 00:00:28,101 --> 00:00:29,635 FROM CANADA TO COME DOWN 13 00:00:29,668 --> 00:00:31,770 AND BRING US A BLAST OF COLD AIR AND PRECIPITATION. 14 00:00:31,804 --> 00:00:33,172 YEAH, I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. 15 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:34,340 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 16 00:00:34,373 --> 00:00:35,541 CAROLING. 17 00:00:35,574 --> 00:00:37,176 -OH. -CAROLING? 18 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:38,777 YOU DO REALIZE THERE'S A CHRISTMAS PARTY IN THE BAR. 19 00:00:38,811 --> 00:00:41,647 OH, SON OF A... 20 00:00:42,881 --> 00:00:44,517 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 21 00:00:44,550 --> 00:00:46,719 WELL? 22 00:00:48,121 --> 00:00:50,189 I WANT FLURRIES. 23 00:00:50,223 --> 00:00:51,657 MAKE IT HAPPEN. 24 00:00:54,427 --> 00:00:55,861 [ SIGHS ] 25 00:00:55,894 --> 00:00:58,631 [ CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ] 26 00:00:58,664 --> 00:01:00,299 -THERE HE IS. HEY. -HEY. 27 00:01:00,333 --> 00:01:01,767 -HI. -THIS IS FOR YOU. 28 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,236 THANKS. 29 00:01:03,269 --> 00:01:05,204 -[ CHUCKLES ] -CHEERS. 30 00:01:05,238 --> 00:01:07,340 OKAY. YEAH. 31 00:01:07,373 --> 00:01:08,474 [ SIGHS ] 32 00:01:08,507 --> 00:01:10,876 [ GRUNTS SOFTLY ] 33 00:01:10,909 --> 00:01:13,512 OKAY. SEE YOU LATER. 34 00:01:13,546 --> 00:01:14,680 [ BOTTLE THUDS ] 35 00:01:14,713 --> 00:01:16,749 BAH, HUMBUG. 36 00:01:16,782 --> 00:01:18,117 Nate! 37 00:01:18,151 --> 00:01:19,885 There's a client here to see you. 38 00:01:19,918 --> 00:01:21,787 WE'RE CLOSED. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS. 39 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:25,124 NO, I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD TALK TO THIS ONE. 40 00:01:25,158 --> 00:01:26,559 It's Santa. 41 00:01:38,404 --> 00:01:39,272 [ SIGHS ] 42 00:01:39,305 --> 00:01:40,739 -AH, DON'T YOU THINK? -[ BELLS JINGLE ] 43 00:01:40,773 --> 00:01:43,209 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 44 00:01:43,242 --> 00:01:44,510 REALLY? 45 00:01:46,179 --> 00:01:48,814 THE RICH AND POWERFUL TAKE WHAT THEY WANT. 46 00:01:48,847 --> 00:01:50,849 WE STEAL IT BACK FOR YOU. 47 00:01:57,690 --> 00:02:01,794 SOMETIMES, BAD GUYS MAKE THE BEST GOOD GUYS. 48 00:02:03,529 --> 00:02:04,763 WE PROVIDE... 49 00:02:10,436 --> 00:02:12,505 [ CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ] 50 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:15,774 [ LAUGHING ] 51 00:02:15,808 --> 00:02:17,710 WELL, THAT'S QUITE A LIST YOU'VE GOT THERE, 52 00:02:17,743 --> 00:02:18,811 BUT THE QUESTION IS, 53 00:02:18,844 --> 00:02:20,413 HAVE YOU BEEN NICE? 54 00:02:20,446 --> 00:02:22,681 -UH-HUH. -OF COURSE YOU HAVE! 55 00:02:22,715 --> 00:02:24,383 HERE YOU ARE, MY DEAR! THANK YOU! AND WHO'S NEXT? 56 00:02:24,417 --> 00:02:25,884 COME ON, FRANK. UP, UP, UP. LET'S GO. 57 00:02:25,918 --> 00:02:28,487 WELL, UH, SANTA'S A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW, MR. DOOLEY. 58 00:02:28,521 --> 00:02:29,422 YEAH, WELL, SANTA'S 59 00:02:29,455 --> 00:02:31,857 ALSO A LITTLE BIT DRUNK, EVERYONE -- SORRY. 60 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,192 THAT'S NOT MINE. THAT'S NOT MINE. 61 00:02:33,226 --> 00:02:34,460 WELL, WE FOUND IT IN YOUR LOCKER, FRANK, 62 00:02:34,493 --> 00:02:35,761 AND YOU'RE FIRED. COME ON. COME ON. 63 00:02:35,794 --> 00:02:37,363 NO, NO, NO! SANTA'S NOT FIRED! 64 00:02:37,396 --> 00:02:38,731 NO, NO, NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS! 65 00:02:38,764 --> 00:02:41,200 PLEASE, NO. BUT THE CHILDREN, THE CHILDREN. 66 00:02:41,234 --> 00:02:42,635 -HEY, COME ON, TAKE OVER. -NO NEED TO PUSH. 67 00:02:42,668 --> 00:02:43,836 NO NEED TO PUSH. 68 00:02:43,869 --> 00:02:44,970 OKAY. LET'S GET CHRISTMAS ROLLIN'. 69 00:02:45,003 --> 00:02:46,872 -MM. BEARD UP. BEARD UP. -OH. RIGHT. 70 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:48,774 OKAY, LET'S GET CHRISTMAS GOING AGAIN, PEOPLE. 71 00:02:48,807 --> 00:02:50,476 ALL RIGHT, MERRY CHRISTMAS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 72 00:02:50,509 --> 00:02:51,610 MERRY CHRISTMAS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 73 00:02:51,644 --> 00:02:53,246 BUT THE CHILDREN. 74 00:02:53,279 --> 00:02:55,448 THIS IS SO HUMILIATING. 75 00:02:55,481 --> 00:02:57,350 I-I AM NO DRUNK! 76 00:02:57,383 --> 00:02:58,917 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 77 00:02:58,951 --> 00:03:00,386 HE LIED. 78 00:03:00,419 --> 00:03:02,988 I HAVEN'T TOUCHED A DROP OF ALCOHOL IN YEARS. 79 00:03:03,021 --> 00:03:04,757 YOU CAN ASK MY WIFE. 80 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:06,225 THIS GUY DOOLEY, THE -- THE MALL OWNER -- 81 00:03:06,259 --> 00:03:07,326 WHY WOULD HE WANT TO FRAME YOU? 82 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,229 OVER THE PAST MONTH, HE'S FIRED ALL THE OLD SANTAS, 83 00:03:10,263 --> 00:03:11,864 GUYS WHO'VE WORKED THE MALL FOR YEARS. 84 00:03:11,897 --> 00:03:12,731 AND THE REPLACEMENTS? 85 00:03:12,765 --> 00:03:14,667 THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE SANTAS, MR. FORD. 86 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,601 THEY LOOK LIKE CRIMINALS. 87 00:03:15,634 --> 00:03:17,470 I WALKED IN ON THEM MEETING WITH DOOLEY, 88 00:03:17,503 --> 00:03:19,238 AND THEY ALL CLAMMED UP. 89 00:03:19,272 --> 00:03:20,773 THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING. 90 00:03:20,806 --> 00:03:24,277 HEY, I TOLD DOOLEY, I'M THE SENIOR SANTA. 91 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:27,746 I RUN THE TOYS FOR TYKES DRIVE EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE. 92 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:29,782 IF HE FIRED ME WITHOUT CAUSE, I'D SUE. 93 00:03:29,815 --> 00:03:31,884 SO HE FRAMED ME TO GET ME OUT OF THE WAY. 94 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:33,386 [ SIGHS ] POOR SANTA. 95 00:03:33,419 --> 00:03:34,520 [ PATS FRANK'S BACK ] 96 00:03:34,553 --> 00:03:37,523 WELL, THIS IS NOT JUST SOME PART-TIME JOB I'VE LOST. 97 00:03:37,556 --> 00:03:39,558 I MAKE APPEARANCES AS SANTA ALL YEAR 'ROUND. 98 00:03:39,592 --> 00:03:40,693 IT'S WHO I AM. 99 00:03:40,726 --> 00:03:43,762 BUT WHO'D LET THEIR KIDS NEAR ME NOW, HUH? 100 00:03:43,796 --> 00:03:46,332 I JUST WANT MY REPUTATION BACK. 101 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:49,902 I WANT TO BE SANTA AGAIN. 102 00:03:49,935 --> 00:03:51,737 UH...OKAY. 103 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:53,406 UH, THANK YOU, FRANK. 104 00:03:53,439 --> 00:03:55,674 UH, WE'RE GONNA...TALK IT OVER. 105 00:03:55,708 --> 00:03:57,576 OKAY, THANKS. 106 00:03:57,610 --> 00:03:58,877 THANKS. 107 00:04:01,747 --> 00:04:04,517 UH, NO, NO, NO. THANK YOU. 108 00:04:05,451 --> 00:04:08,587 THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT HAS A WAY OF SNEAKING UP ON YOU, YOU KNOW. 109 00:04:08,621 --> 00:04:09,922 [ SIGHS ] 110 00:04:14,727 --> 00:04:15,994 [ SIGHS ] 111 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:17,430 WHAT? 112 00:04:17,463 --> 00:04:19,865 PARKER, NOW, THIS -- THIS IS TOO THIN. 113 00:04:19,898 --> 00:04:22,335 BESIDES, WE WERE ALL GONNA TAKE A BREAK FROM EACH OTHER 114 00:04:22,368 --> 00:04:23,869 AND NOT SPEND THE HOLIDAYS TOGETHER -- COME ON. 115 00:04:23,902 --> 00:04:25,003 OKAY. BAD ENOUGH IT'S CHRISTMAS 116 00:04:25,037 --> 00:04:26,439 AND THERE'S NO SNOW ON THE GROUND, 117 00:04:26,472 --> 00:04:28,073 BUT THIS IS SANTA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, OKAY? 118 00:04:28,106 --> 00:04:29,708 WE CAN'T TURN AWAY SANTA! 119 00:04:29,742 --> 00:04:31,944 YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT REALLY SANTA, RIGHT? 120 00:04:31,977 --> 00:04:34,980 OBVIOUSLY. SANTA LIVES AT THE NORTH POLE. 121 00:04:44,357 --> 00:04:45,691 OKAY, UH, POP... 122 00:04:45,724 --> 00:04:47,593 A LITTLE MORE SMILE. 123 00:04:47,626 --> 00:04:49,495 NO. KILL IT. TOO MUCH SMILE. 124 00:04:49,528 --> 00:04:50,963 ALL RIGHT. MOM? 125 00:04:50,996 --> 00:04:51,964 YOU'RE GREAT. ONE SECOND. 126 00:04:53,766 --> 00:04:55,868 I NEED JUNIOR OVER HERE. 127 00:04:55,901 --> 00:04:58,070 AND YOU -- SCOOT! GOOD TIMES. 128 00:04:58,103 --> 00:05:00,606 KRIS KRINGLE, OPEN UP THE EYES, MAN. 129 00:05:00,639 --> 00:05:02,341 COME ON, IT'S CHRISTMAS. YOU'RE SCARING THE KIDS. 130 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:04,042 ON THREE. 131 00:05:04,076 --> 00:05:06,745 28...19...3! 132 00:05:06,779 --> 00:05:08,381 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 133 00:05:09,615 --> 00:05:11,550 YEAH, THAT SHOULD BE ON A MAGAZINE. 134 00:05:11,584 --> 00:05:13,352 ALL RIGHT, GET ON. WHO'S NEXT? 135 00:05:13,386 --> 00:05:16,389 OH. IT'S QUITE FUN BEING ABLE TO SHOP ON THE JOB. 136 00:05:16,422 --> 00:05:18,357 OOH, THAT'S QUITE NICE. 137 00:05:18,391 --> 00:05:20,593 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 138 00:05:20,626 --> 00:05:21,927 IF I'M GONNA GET THAT ENGRAVED FOR YOU, 139 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,128 I'LL NEED TO KNOW YOUR REAL NAME. 140 00:05:23,161 --> 00:05:25,030 YOU KNOW WHAT'S ALSO QUITE NICE? 141 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,131 A GIFT CERTIFICATE. 142 00:05:26,164 --> 00:05:27,666 -OH. SURE. YEAH. -THAT'S NICE, TOO. 143 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,502 OKAY, LOOKS LIKE I'M UP. 144 00:05:29,535 --> 00:05:31,737 LOTS OF ENERGY, LOVE. EVERY JOB'S IMPORTANT. 145 00:05:34,106 --> 00:05:36,008 MR. DOOLEY. 146 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:37,643 HI. ANTON UNDERHILL. RETAIL CONSUL-- 147 00:05:37,676 --> 00:05:39,044 I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 148 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,379 -WELL, TIME IS MONEY... -HMM. 149 00:05:40,413 --> 00:05:41,880 ...AND THAT'S WHAT I'M OFFERING YOU. 150 00:05:41,914 --> 00:05:44,783 PARKER, ELIOT, BE QUICK. 151 00:05:44,817 --> 00:05:46,719 MR. DOOLEY'S NOT IN HIS OFFICE AT THE MOMENT. 152 00:05:46,752 --> 00:05:48,053 CAN I HAVE HIM RETURN YOUR CALL? 153 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,655 -[ RECEIVER CLICKS ] -FELIZ NAVIDAD. 154 00:05:49,688 --> 00:05:50,756 [ CHUCKLES ] 155 00:05:50,789 --> 00:05:52,491 ALL THESE ARE FOR MR. DOOLEY? 156 00:05:52,525 --> 00:05:55,027 THEY ARE IF HIS NAME IS... 157 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:56,529 ASHLEY. 158 00:05:56,562 --> 00:05:58,497 -THAT'S MY NAME! -NO KIDDING? 159 00:05:58,531 --> 00:05:59,965 [ Chuckling ] YEAH. I SWEAR. 160 00:05:59,998 --> 00:06:02,067 NOW, WHY WOULD SOMEONE BRING HIM A BUNCH OF PACKAGES 161 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,537 WHEN A PRETTY LITTLE THING LIKE YOU IS SITTING RIGHT THERE? 162 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:06,004 [ CHUCKLES ] 163 00:06:06,038 --> 00:06:07,406 THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM. 164 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,574 YEAH. 165 00:06:08,607 --> 00:06:10,509 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 166 00:06:13,912 --> 00:06:15,848 WHAT IF WE OPEN JUST ONE? 167 00:06:15,881 --> 00:06:18,116 IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET. 168 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:20,052 IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS TO ME RIGHT NOW. 169 00:06:20,085 --> 00:06:21,053 [ GIGGLES ] 170 00:06:21,086 --> 00:06:23,456 ELIOT? 171 00:06:25,891 --> 00:06:27,426 MM, CHOCOLATES! 172 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:28,594 -OUTSTANDING. -YUM. 173 00:06:28,627 --> 00:06:30,563 -CLASSIC. -MM-HMM. 174 00:06:30,596 --> 00:06:31,997 YOU KNOW WHAT? 175 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:34,533 SINCE WE'RE... 176 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:36,101 LET ME, UH... 177 00:06:38,771 --> 00:06:40,205 NOW, THIS ONE HERE -- 178 00:06:40,238 --> 00:06:42,475 THAT FEELS LIKE LINGERIE TO ME. 179 00:06:42,508 --> 00:06:44,743 I'M JUST SAYING -- I DELIVER A LOT OF PACKAGES, 180 00:06:44,777 --> 00:06:46,679 AND IT FEELS LIKE LINGERIE TO ME. 181 00:06:46,712 --> 00:06:47,580 [ CHUCKLES ] 182 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,753 SAD. 183 00:06:54,787 --> 00:06:56,021 HAPPY. 184 00:07:00,959 --> 00:07:02,495 [ BEEPING ] 185 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:13,038 [ BOTTLES CLANK ] 186 00:07:21,647 --> 00:07:25,618 DOOLEY FRAMED SANTA WITH HIS OWN SCOTCH. 187 00:07:25,651 --> 00:07:27,152 IT'S A WONDER THERE'S ANY SHOPPERS AT ALL. 188 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:28,487 YOU GOT OBSTRUCTED SIGHT LINES, 189 00:07:28,521 --> 00:07:30,589 THE SIGNAGE IS AT THE WRONG HEIGHT, 190 00:07:30,623 --> 00:07:33,158 AND YOU'VE GOT, UH, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT THE BAD ELEMENT, 191 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,192 YOU KNOW, CHASING OUT THE GOOD. 192 00:07:34,226 --> 00:07:36,529 WHAT CAN I DO? TWIN PINES TOOK ALL MY CUSTOMERS. 193 00:07:36,562 --> 00:07:38,163 OKAY, WELL, WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU THAT MY METHODS 194 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:39,998 WOULD GET MORE SHOPPERS TO OPEN UP THEIR WALLETS, HUH? 195 00:07:40,032 --> 00:07:42,167 HMM? NOT TOO LATE TO MAKE A KILLING ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 196 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,102 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M REAL NOT INTERESTED, OKAY? 197 00:07:44,136 --> 00:07:45,203 [ PILLS RATTLING ] 198 00:07:45,237 --> 00:07:46,972 BUT WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT THE SALES AT TALARICO? 199 00:07:47,005 --> 00:07:48,607 DENIM JACKETS ARE HALF OFF. 200 00:07:48,641 --> 00:07:49,675 THINK ABOUT IT. 201 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:52,678 EBEN DOOLEY JR. INHERITED THE REGENCY SQUARE MALL 202 00:07:52,711 --> 00:07:55,080 THREE YEARS AGO AFTER HIS FATHER PASSED 203 00:07:55,113 --> 00:07:56,915 AND HAS SINCE NEARLY RUN IT INTO THE GROUND. 204 00:07:56,949 --> 00:07:58,016 ACCORDING TO HIS COMPUTER FILES, HE -- 205 00:07:58,050 --> 00:08:01,920 [ CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYS ] 206 00:08:01,954 --> 00:08:04,623 TURN THAT OFF! 207 00:08:04,657 --> 00:08:05,824 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 208 00:08:06,959 --> 00:08:07,760 PARKER! 209 00:08:09,795 --> 00:08:11,263 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 210 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,131 WHAT? 211 00:08:15,701 --> 00:08:17,135 AS I WAS SAYING, 212 00:08:17,169 --> 00:08:18,804 ACCORDING TO HIS COMPUTER FILES, 213 00:08:18,837 --> 00:08:21,306 HE'S BEEN INFLATING INCOME. 214 00:08:21,339 --> 00:08:23,676 AND THE REALITY IS 215 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:25,077 THE MALL IS ON THE VERGE OF BANKRUPTCY. 216 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:27,780 WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE ANTI-ANXIETY MEDS. 217 00:08:27,813 --> 00:08:29,982 OH, I'D POP PILLS, TOO, IF I HAD HIS GAMBLING DEBTS. 218 00:08:31,584 --> 00:08:34,553 PARKER, IS THAT THE LION OF GILGAMESH? 219 00:08:34,587 --> 00:08:35,588 MM-HMM. 220 00:08:35,621 --> 00:08:36,922 STOLE IT IN DUBAI IN '05. 221 00:08:36,955 --> 00:08:38,891 THINK IT LOOKS NICE NEXT TO THE STAR SAPPHIRE 222 00:08:38,924 --> 00:08:39,892 I TOOK FROM THE PRADO. 223 00:08:39,925 --> 00:08:40,926 OKAY, CAREFUL! 224 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:44,697 YOU'VE GOT LIKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS' WORTH OF LOOT 225 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:45,831 ON THAT TREE. 226 00:08:47,232 --> 00:08:49,334 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS. 227 00:08:49,367 --> 00:08:50,969 HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT. 228 00:08:51,003 --> 00:08:52,971 EBEN'S ON A FLIGHT ON CHRISTMAS EVE 229 00:08:53,005 --> 00:08:54,139 TO SAN LORENZO. 230 00:08:54,172 --> 00:08:57,242 AND THOSE SANTAS? EX-CONS. 231 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,944 SEE, THE FACIAL RECOGNITION -- 232 00:08:58,977 --> 00:09:00,045 IT FOCUSES ON THE EYES. 233 00:09:00,078 --> 00:09:02,615 THOUGHT THEY COULD FOOL ME WITH THOSE FAKE BEARDS. 234 00:09:02,648 --> 00:09:03,949 SAD. 235 00:09:03,982 --> 00:09:06,184 [ SIGHS ] 236 00:09:06,218 --> 00:09:07,853 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 237 00:09:07,886 --> 00:09:10,856 YEAH. YEAH, IT'S AN INSURANCE SCAM. 238 00:09:10,889 --> 00:09:11,990 HE'S DESPERATE FOR MONEY, 239 00:09:12,024 --> 00:09:14,092 SO HE FIRES THE OLD SANTAS, 240 00:09:14,126 --> 00:09:16,995 HE HIRES THESE GOONS TO ROB THE MALL, 241 00:09:17,029 --> 00:09:19,031 AND BY FLEEING TO SAN LORENZO, HE'S GOT AN ALIBI. 242 00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:21,700 IF WE CAN TAKE DOOLEY DOWN, WE CAN PROVE HE FRAMED SANTA. 243 00:09:21,734 --> 00:09:23,602 YEAH, SOPHIE, DON'T LET DOOLEY GET ON THAT PLANE. 244 00:09:23,636 --> 00:09:25,638 AND WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMEBODY INSIDE THE MALL. 245 00:09:25,671 --> 00:09:26,805 I'M ALREADY ON IT. 246 00:09:26,839 --> 00:09:30,275 HACKING INTO THE MALL'S EMPLOYEE DATABASE AS WE SPEAK. 247 00:09:34,713 --> 00:09:36,114 STOP IT. 248 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:41,954 [ CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ] 249 00:09:44,189 --> 00:09:45,691 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 250 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:49,094 [ CHILD CRYING ] 251 00:09:49,127 --> 00:09:51,897 Hey, Eliot. You in the spirit yet? 252 00:09:53,365 --> 00:09:55,033 HO HO HO. 253 00:10:10,248 --> 00:10:12,184 WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, KID? 254 00:10:12,217 --> 00:10:13,652 YOU'RE NOT REALLY SANTA. 255 00:10:13,686 --> 00:10:14,787 IS THAT A REAL BEARD? 256 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:15,954 HEY. DON'T. 257 00:10:15,988 --> 00:10:17,055 [ SNIFFS ] 258 00:10:17,089 --> 00:10:19,191 YOU SMELL LIKE MY STEPDAD AFTER HE PLAYS BASKETBALL. 259 00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:22,227 WHY'S THE NORTH POLE OVER HERE THIS YEAR? 260 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,962 IT'S USUALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE BY THE PRETZEL STAND. 261 00:10:23,996 --> 00:10:26,264 THEY'LL PUT FROSTING ON YOUR PRETZELS IF YOU ASK. 262 00:10:26,298 --> 00:10:27,132 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, MAN. 263 00:10:27,165 --> 00:10:28,767 FROSTING'S GONNA GIVE YOU CAVITIES. 264 00:10:28,801 --> 00:10:29,902 OKAY? HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 265 00:10:29,935 --> 00:10:31,804 WAIT! I WANT A RUBBERY ROBBY! 266 00:10:31,837 --> 00:10:33,405 YOU'RE GONNA GET A SAMMY SPANKING, 267 00:10:33,438 --> 00:10:34,439 YOU DON'T GET OFF MY LAP. 268 00:10:34,472 --> 00:10:36,041 [ Sprightly voice ] DON'T WORRY! 269 00:10:36,074 --> 00:10:38,076 SANTA JUST HASN'T HAD HIS MORNING NOG YET! 270 00:10:41,246 --> 00:10:43,415 You're Santa! Respect the suit! 271 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,250 Parker, this beard is itchy! 272 00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:47,252 ALL RIGHT? AND SOMEBODY PEED ON MY LAP EARLIER! 273 00:10:47,285 --> 00:10:50,155 AND EVERYBODY WANTS A...RUB ME ROBBY. 274 00:10:50,188 --> 00:10:52,424 "RUBBERY ROBBY." IT'S A TOY. 275 00:10:52,457 --> 00:10:55,994 -THIS IS THE WORST JOB EVER. -THIS IS THE BEST JOB EVER. 276 00:10:57,062 --> 00:11:00,933 OH, THIS IS EASILY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MISSIONS. 277 00:11:00,966 --> 00:11:03,301 NATE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU COULDN'T PLAY SANTA. 278 00:11:03,335 --> 00:11:05,270 WELL, YOU KNOW, DOOLEY'S SEEN ME, FIRST OF ALL, 279 00:11:05,303 --> 00:11:07,773 AND SECONDLY, YOU JUST FIT IN BETTER WITH THE OTHER SANTAS. 280 00:11:07,806 --> 00:11:09,174 REALLY? YOU'RE THE EX-CON. 281 00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:11,443 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE JUST SO...JOLLY. 282 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:13,411 JOLLY. [ LAUGHS ] 283 00:11:13,445 --> 00:11:15,380 HARDISON, I'M GONNA... 284 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,984 I GOT A LUMP OF COAL WITH YOUR NAME ON IT! 285 00:11:19,017 --> 00:11:21,453 OKAY, SOPHIE, HAVE YOU MADE CONTACT WITH DOOLEY YET? 286 00:11:21,486 --> 00:11:23,288 ON OUR WAY TO THE CAR NOW. 287 00:11:23,321 --> 00:11:25,123 WOW. 288 00:11:25,157 --> 00:11:28,761 THIS GUY'S RIGHT ON THE EDGE. 289 00:11:28,794 --> 00:11:30,495 I COULD REALLY DO A NUMBER ON HIM. 290 00:11:30,528 --> 00:11:31,663 GET UP. 291 00:11:31,696 --> 00:11:33,932 All right, just make sure he doesn't get on that plane. 292 00:11:33,966 --> 00:11:35,400 AND, LISTEN, IF YOU CAN SPOOK HIM 293 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,335 INTO CALLING AN AUDIBLE, GO TO TOWN. 294 00:11:37,369 --> 00:11:39,437 [ CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ] 295 00:11:39,471 --> 00:11:42,775 HARDISON, HERE-- HERE'S THE REAL DRIVER. 296 00:11:42,808 --> 00:11:45,778 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 297 00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:54,319 * SEE THE BLAZING YULE BEFORE US * 298 00:11:54,352 --> 00:11:56,922 * FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA 299 00:11:56,955 --> 00:12:00,458 * ZAP THE CAR WITH E-M-P 300 00:12:00,492 --> 00:12:02,260 * FA-LA-LA-LA -- BOOM 301 00:12:02,294 --> 00:12:03,996 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING, MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS ] 302 00:12:05,898 --> 00:12:08,266 WHAT'S WITH THE POWER? 303 00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,136 [ LAUGHS ] 304 00:12:13,238 --> 00:12:15,373 -[ LAUGHING ] -ALL RIGHT. 305 00:12:17,943 --> 00:12:19,511 WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING? 306 00:12:19,544 --> 00:12:21,513 COME ON. 307 00:12:21,546 --> 00:12:23,816 [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ] 308 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:28,020 [ Muffled ] HEY, COME ON! 309 00:12:28,053 --> 00:12:29,354 HEY! HEY! 310 00:12:39,898 --> 00:12:42,000 COME ON! WHAT? 311 00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:47,873 CHRISTMAS IN THE TROPICS, EH? 312 00:12:47,906 --> 00:12:48,907 THAT'S NO FUN. 313 00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:50,042 I'D RATHER BE THERE THAN HERE. 314 00:12:50,075 --> 00:12:51,143 OH, NOT ME. 315 00:12:51,176 --> 00:12:52,978 IT'S NOT THE HOLIDAYS WITHOUT A CHILL IN THE AIR. 316 00:12:53,011 --> 00:12:56,048 GOT MY WHOLE FAMILY COMING OVER FROM SLOUGH. 317 00:12:56,081 --> 00:12:56,882 SO MANY DETAILS! 318 00:12:56,915 --> 00:12:59,117 SO MANY LAST-MINUTE PREPARATIONS! 319 00:12:59,151 --> 00:13:00,285 -IS EVERYTHING READY? HMM? -YEAH. 320 00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:02,354 IS MY GOOSE COOKED? 321 00:13:02,387 --> 00:13:04,489 IS THERE ENOUGH PLUM PUDDING FOR EVERYONE? 322 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,858 DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT 323 00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:08,160 NOT FORGETTING SOMEONE A PRESENT. 324 00:13:08,193 --> 00:13:10,095 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT WOULD BE A CRIME. 325 00:13:10,128 --> 00:13:11,329 [ SIGHS ] 326 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,300 EXCUSE ME. 327 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,035 [ Cellphone speed-dialing ] 328 00:13:17,069 --> 00:13:18,136 HI. YEAH, IT'S ME. 329 00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:22,074 UH, COULD YOU RUN THROUGH IT ONE MORE TIME, PLEASE? 330 00:13:22,107 --> 00:13:24,209 WELL, BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IS READY. 331 00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:25,377 ARE YOU TRACKING THIS? 332 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:26,511 No, the signal's encrypted. 333 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:30,415 FOR A BUNCH OF SANTAS, THEY HAVE SOME DAMN GOOD TECH. 334 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,958 YEAH. GOOD AS A BURGER JOINT. 335 00:13:39,992 --> 00:13:40,993 ALL RIGHT. 336 00:13:41,026 --> 00:13:44,262 SOUNDS GOOD, RIGHT? 337 00:13:44,296 --> 00:13:46,865 HEY, THESE GUYS AREN'T TALKING ON THEIR PHONES. 338 00:13:46,899 --> 00:13:49,367 Maybe Dooley's working with somebody else. 339 00:13:51,669 --> 00:13:53,571 DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! 340 00:13:53,605 --> 00:13:55,640 ALL RIGHT, I'M THE ONE WHO -- 341 00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:58,610 I'M THE ONE WHO'S PUTTING HIMSELF ON THE LINE. 342 00:13:58,643 --> 00:13:59,644 OKAY. 343 00:13:59,677 --> 00:14:01,579 -ALL RIGHT. -[ BEEPS ] 344 00:14:01,613 --> 00:14:03,315 EXCUSE ME, MISS, UH, COULD YOU HURRY? 345 00:14:03,348 --> 00:14:05,017 I REALLY NEED TO MAKE MY FLIGHT. 346 00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:08,453 YOU'RE THE BOSS. 347 00:14:09,454 --> 00:14:11,456 [ SAFETY INDICATOR BEEPING ] 348 00:14:13,391 --> 00:14:16,061 OH. UH, EXCUSE ME, MISS? THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH -- 349 00:14:16,094 --> 00:14:18,130 HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 350 00:14:18,163 --> 00:14:19,464 HEY! HEY! 351 00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:25,637 -[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] -[ BONES CRACK ] 352 00:14:27,272 --> 00:14:29,241 FLIGHT'S DELAYED. 353 00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:36,181 HEY. 354 00:14:36,214 --> 00:14:38,050 -WHAT'S UP? -WHAT'S UP WITH HIM? 355 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,084 YOU KNOW THAT GUY? 356 00:14:39,117 --> 00:14:41,486 NO. 357 00:14:46,324 --> 00:14:47,926 WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? 358 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,027 [ SNIFFS ] 359 00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:50,495 AND DON'T SAY "THE NORTH POLE." 360 00:14:50,528 --> 00:14:53,098 RELAX. I'M ON THE TEAM. 361 00:14:53,131 --> 00:14:54,532 DOOLEY BROUGHT ME IN. 362 00:14:54,566 --> 00:14:56,301 LITTLE EXTRA HELP FOR THE JOB TONIGHT. 363 00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:58,570 GOOD. WE COULD USE THE EXTRA MUSCLE. 364 00:14:58,603 --> 00:15:00,405 WHERE DO YOU WANT ME? 365 00:15:00,438 --> 00:15:02,107 FRONT AND CENTER. 366 00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:04,609 [ BELL RINGING ] 367 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,611 HO HO HO. 368 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,046 GIVE TO THE NEEDY. 369 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:12,117 'TIS THE SEASON. 370 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:13,085 BOY, ELIOT, COME ON. 371 00:15:13,118 --> 00:15:14,686 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANY DONATIONS LIKE THAT. 372 00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:16,989 PUT SOME HEART INTO IT. 373 00:15:17,022 --> 00:15:18,356 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T JUST TAKE THESE GUYS OUT. 374 00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:19,191 ALL RIGHT? 375 00:15:19,224 --> 00:15:20,058 I TOOK OUT A URUGUAYAN DEATH SQUAD 376 00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:22,127 WITH NOTHING BUT PIANO WIRE AND A -- 377 00:15:23,295 --> 00:15:25,097 WHAT? 378 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:26,264 SANTA STUFF, MAN. 379 00:15:26,298 --> 00:15:27,499 YOU GOT ANY MONEY? 380 00:15:27,532 --> 00:15:29,401 GET THE HELL ON! 381 00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:30,702 Listen, there will be plenty of clobbering time 382 00:15:30,735 --> 00:15:31,869 once the job begins. 383 00:15:31,903 --> 00:15:34,706 WE JUST HAVE A COUPLE OF HOURS BEFORE THE MALL CLOSES, 384 00:15:34,739 --> 00:15:36,641 SO RELAX -- I'LL BRING YOU A PRETZEL. 385 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,476 [ BELL RINGING ] 386 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,679 [ CHUCKLES ] 387 00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:51,756 DR. RAYMONDJACK TO CARDIOLOGY. 388 00:15:51,789 --> 00:15:54,292 DR. RAYMONDJACK TO CARDIOLOGY. 389 00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:56,128 I... 390 00:15:56,161 --> 00:15:58,196 I HAVE TO CATCH MY FLIGHT. 391 00:15:58,230 --> 00:15:59,297 OH, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, I'M AFRAID, 392 00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:01,099 -NOT IN YOUR CONDITION. -NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 393 00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:02,434 I HAVE TO GET OUT OF TOWN. 394 00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:03,668 OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 395 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,270 CALM DOWN. 396 00:16:05,303 --> 00:16:07,272 DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE? 397 00:16:07,305 --> 00:16:09,674 THE UNIVERSE MUST HAVE A PLAN FOR YOU. 398 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:10,742 NO, NOT ME. 399 00:16:10,775 --> 00:16:13,478 I AM BEYOND SAVING. 400 00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:14,346 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 401 00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:18,150 NO ONE'S BEYOND SAVING, MR. DOOLEY. 402 00:16:18,183 --> 00:16:19,517 NOT AT CHRISTMAS TIME. 403 00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:21,486 -[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] -[ BEEPING ] 404 00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:23,188 [ SIGHS ] MORE MORPHINE. 405 00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:25,123 MM. 406 00:16:25,157 --> 00:16:26,458 MORE DRUGS. 407 00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:29,327 [ BELL RINGING ] 408 00:16:29,361 --> 00:16:30,662 SANTA? 409 00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:32,497 WHY DON'T YOU HELP OUT THE NEEDY, MAN? 410 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:33,598 I GOT A QUOTA TO FILL HERE. 411 00:16:33,631 --> 00:16:34,799 YEAH. HO HO HO. 412 00:16:34,832 --> 00:16:37,469 [ BEEPING ] 413 00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:41,139 HOW YOU DOING? MERRY CHRISTMAS. 414 00:16:41,173 --> 00:16:42,507 -YEAH. -THEY GOT CREDIT CARDS 415 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,508 FOR THOSE THINGS? 416 00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:44,442 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 417 00:16:44,476 --> 00:16:47,079 I GUESS IT'S MORE CONVENIENT THESE DAYS. 418 00:16:47,112 --> 00:16:48,180 [ LAUGHS ] I GOT TO GET A PICTURE OF THIS. 419 00:16:48,213 --> 00:16:49,114 DAMN THE JOKES, MAN. 420 00:16:49,147 --> 00:16:51,216 I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT WITH THIS BELL, MAN. 421 00:16:51,249 --> 00:16:52,750 -HEY, MAN, COME ON. -I'M SERIOUS. 422 00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:54,752 [ BEEPING ] 423 00:16:58,356 --> 00:17:00,392 HEY. 424 00:17:00,425 --> 00:17:02,227 HEY, MAN, THIS THING'S GOT AN RFID ANTENNA. 425 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:04,296 RADIO FREQUENCY I.D.? 426 00:17:04,329 --> 00:17:06,664 MAYBE TO PREVENT SHOPLIFTING. 427 00:17:11,269 --> 00:17:13,205 OR NOT. 428 00:17:14,239 --> 00:17:15,840 Guys, those are at every exit. 429 00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,442 Do you think they're connected to the robbery? 430 00:17:17,475 --> 00:17:18,776 [ BEEPING ] 431 00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:21,479 NOT A PHYSICAL ROBBERY. 432 00:17:22,847 --> 00:17:24,449 -[ BELL RINGING ] -THANK YOU. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 433 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:26,518 IT'S VIRTUAL. 434 00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:28,653 SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS THING'S BIGGER THAN WE THOUGHT. 435 00:17:28,686 --> 00:17:33,458 GUYS, THIS WHOLE MALL IS A IDENTITY SPONGE. 436 00:17:34,826 --> 00:17:39,197 BETWEEN THE KETTLE AND THE RFID READERS, 437 00:17:39,231 --> 00:17:42,634 DOOLEY'S COLLECTING THOUSANDS OF CREDIT AND DEBIT NUMBERS 438 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,436 THROUGH THE HOLIDAY SEASON. 439 00:17:44,469 --> 00:17:46,571 YEAH, CHRISTMAS EVE IS THE PEAK TIME FOR CREDIT-CARD ACTIVITY. 440 00:17:46,604 --> 00:17:48,340 THESE COMPANIES' DEFENSES, THEY'RE OVERWHELMED 441 00:17:48,373 --> 00:17:50,475 BY ALL THE LAST-MINUTE TRANSACTIONS IN THE SYSTEM, 442 00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:52,510 SO THEY'RE UP ALL NIGHT TRYING TO PROCESS THE BACKLOG. 443 00:17:52,544 --> 00:17:53,445 SURE. 444 00:17:53,478 --> 00:17:54,646 SO FRAUDULENT CHARGES AREN'T GONNA FLAG. 445 00:17:54,679 --> 00:17:57,382 YEAH, BUT CREDIT-CARD HOLDERS ARE ONLY LIABLE FOR, WHAT, 446 00:17:57,415 --> 00:17:58,616 50 BUCKS A FRAUD? 447 00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:00,218 WELL, PER INCIDENT. 448 00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:01,519 YEAH, IF THERE'S HUNDREDS OF INCIDENTS 449 00:18:01,553 --> 00:18:03,121 AND HUNDREDS OF TRANSACTIONS ON EVERY CARD. 450 00:18:03,155 --> 00:18:04,356 WHEN THE STORES CLOSE TONIGHT, 451 00:18:04,389 --> 00:18:07,625 DOOLEY AND HIS TEAM ARE GONNA RIP OFF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, 452 00:18:07,659 --> 00:18:09,327 AND NO ONE WILL EVEN NOTICE. 453 00:18:09,361 --> 00:18:11,095 HE'S STEALING CHRISTMAS. 454 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,901 [ Slurring ] I WAS JUST TRYING TO STAY AFLOAT. 455 00:18:16,934 --> 00:18:19,204 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 456 00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:20,538 -SO MUCH DEBT. -CREDIT-CARD FRAUD? 457 00:18:20,572 --> 00:18:22,507 Sophie, find out how Dooley's pulling the trigger. 458 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,676 HE'S GOT TO BE WORKING WITH A HACKER. 459 00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:27,212 HE'S RIGHT ON THE EDGE. I THINK I CAN TURN HIM. 460 00:18:27,245 --> 00:18:29,147 GET HIM TO CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF. 461 00:18:29,181 --> 00:18:30,248 Well, hurry up. 462 00:18:30,282 --> 00:18:32,184 WE MIGHT BE TOO LATE ALREADY. 463 00:18:34,519 --> 00:18:35,820 [ Ringing ] 464 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,555 HELLO? 465 00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:40,458 HOW QUICKLY CAN YOU GET TO BOSTON COMMON HOSPITAL? 466 00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:45,597 [ SIREN WAILS ] 467 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:48,233 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 468 00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:50,402 [ BEEPS ] 469 00:18:50,435 --> 00:18:51,803 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 470 00:18:51,836 --> 00:18:53,438 SANTA? 471 00:18:53,471 --> 00:18:56,641 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 472 00:18:56,674 --> 00:18:58,876 WELL... 473 00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:01,746 IF IT ISN'T EBENEZER DOOLEY. 474 00:19:01,779 --> 00:19:03,648 [ LAUGHS ] 475 00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:04,749 TAKEN A LITTLE TUMBLE, HAVE WE? 476 00:19:04,782 --> 00:19:05,750 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 477 00:19:05,783 --> 00:19:07,385 CHILDREN IN HOSPITALS 478 00:19:07,419 --> 00:19:09,187 NEED TOYS, TOO. 479 00:19:09,221 --> 00:19:10,755 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A... 480 00:19:10,788 --> 00:19:14,192 RUBBERY ROBBY DOLL. 481 00:19:14,226 --> 00:19:15,360 I FIRED YOU. 482 00:19:15,393 --> 00:19:17,295 WHY WOULD YOU BE KIND TO ME? 483 00:19:17,329 --> 00:19:19,731 -OH, SANTA DOESN'T HOLD GRUDGES. -MM. 484 00:19:19,764 --> 00:19:21,833 BUT THERE IS SOMETHING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 485 00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:26,404 CREDIT-CARD FRAUD, EBEN? 486 00:19:26,438 --> 00:19:27,805 ON CHRISTMAS EVE? 487 00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:28,840 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 488 00:19:28,873 --> 00:19:31,343 -[ CLICKS TONGUE ] -WHAT? 489 00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:32,677 WHAT ARE Y-- 490 00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:35,413 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 491 00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:37,282 SANTA KNOWS EVERYTHING. 492 00:19:37,315 --> 00:19:38,583 HE'S GOT A LIST. 493 00:19:38,616 --> 00:19:39,751 OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU? 494 00:19:39,784 --> 00:19:42,254 WHAT -- ARE YOU THE REAL SANTA? 495 00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:43,288 [ CHUCKLING ] 496 00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:43,921 YOU KNOW? 497 00:19:43,955 --> 00:19:45,990 [ BEEPING ] 498 00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:47,859 YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 499 00:19:47,892 --> 00:19:48,860 HO HO HO. 500 00:19:48,893 --> 00:19:50,495 I WANT... 501 00:19:50,528 --> 00:19:52,997 I WANT TO BE NICE, SANTA. 502 00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:55,467 I DON'T WANT TO BE NAUGHTY. 503 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,435 WELL, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO! 504 00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:59,304 CALL OFF YOUR HACKER, 505 00:19:59,337 --> 00:20:02,507 AND SANTA WILL PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED. 506 00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:03,875 WHAT... 507 00:20:03,908 --> 00:20:06,244 HERE. 508 00:20:06,278 --> 00:20:07,645 OH. 509 00:20:07,679 --> 00:20:09,581 [ RINGING ] 510 00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:12,550 THAT'S HIM NOW. 511 00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:15,487 YEAH. 512 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,489 HEY. HI. 513 00:20:17,522 --> 00:20:19,591 YEAH, I WANT YOU TO STOP. TURN IT OFF. 514 00:20:19,624 --> 00:20:20,958 I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH... 515 00:20:20,992 --> 00:20:22,494 MM? 516 00:20:22,527 --> 00:20:24,729 I DON'T... 517 00:20:24,762 --> 00:20:25,963 [ SIGHS ] 518 00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:28,900 HE WANTS TO TALK TO SOPHIE DEVEREAUX. 519 00:20:33,871 --> 00:20:35,573 [ SIGHS ] 520 00:20:36,574 --> 00:20:37,775 WHO IS THIS? 521 00:20:39,711 --> 00:20:41,713 HELLO, SOPHIE. 522 00:20:41,746 --> 00:20:44,716 IT'S THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS. 523 00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:47,852 CHAOS? 524 00:20:47,885 --> 00:20:49,787 LONG TIME, NO TRY TO KILL YOU. 525 00:20:59,063 --> 00:21:01,766 NOW, THIS HERE'S COLIN MASON. 526 00:21:01,799 --> 00:21:03,368 OTHERWISE KNOWN BY HIS HACKER HANDLE 527 00:21:03,401 --> 00:21:04,836 AS "CHAOS." 528 00:21:04,869 --> 00:21:06,838 THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA TRY TO OUT-CON 529 00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:08,406 SOPHIE DEVEREAUX! 530 00:21:13,978 --> 00:21:15,980 Hello, Sophie. 531 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,516 CHAOS. 532 00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:20,752 I TAKE IT THAT, VIA YOUR COMMS, 533 00:21:20,785 --> 00:21:22,720 I'M TALKING TO THE ENTIRE JUSTICE LEAGUE? 534 00:21:22,754 --> 00:21:24,922 HELLO, CHAOS. 535 00:21:24,956 --> 00:21:27,525 I THOUGHT WE LEFT YOU ROTTING IN A FEDERAL PRISON. 536 00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:29,394 OH, COME ON. THOSE THINGS ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN OUT OF. 537 00:21:29,427 --> 00:21:30,795 YOU OF ALL PEOPLE KNOW THAT. 538 00:21:30,828 --> 00:21:32,864 Especially one that runs its security 539 00:21:32,897 --> 00:21:34,866 off an unencrypted operating system. 540 00:21:34,899 --> 00:21:36,901 Am I right, Hardison? 541 00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:38,903 OH, AND, UH, PARKER? 542 00:21:38,936 --> 00:21:41,539 YOU LOOK YUMMY 543 00:21:41,573 --> 00:21:44,342 IN THAT ELF COSTUME. 544 00:21:49,547 --> 00:21:51,048 HEY. THE SANTAS. 545 00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:54,051 COME ON. 546 00:22:00,658 --> 00:22:02,594 THEY'RE GONE. 547 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,402 [ Imitating Eliot ] Hey, guys. 548 00:22:10,435 --> 00:22:11,903 Their cocoa's still warm. 549 00:22:11,936 --> 00:22:13,905 THEY CAN'T BE FAR... 550 00:22:13,938 --> 00:22:14,939 Y'ALL. 551 00:22:16,808 --> 00:22:18,342 DAMN IT, HARDISON. 552 00:22:19,411 --> 00:22:21,078 [ NORMAL VOICE ] Don't bother trying to chase us. 553 00:22:21,112 --> 00:22:24,782 ALL THE PIECES ARE IN PLACE FOR MY CREDIT-CARD CATASTROPHE. 554 00:22:24,816 --> 00:22:28,686 AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT YOU OR THAT WASTE OF PAINKILLERS, 555 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,987 EBEN DOOLEY, 556 00:22:30,021 --> 00:22:31,088 can do about it. 557 00:22:31,122 --> 00:22:32,390 Oh, and, Hardison? 558 00:22:32,424 --> 00:22:34,125 THIS IS A NICE GUN. 559 00:22:34,158 --> 00:22:38,062 MAYBE IF I'M A GOOD BOY, SANTA WILL BRING ME ONE. 560 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,402 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 561 00:22:44,436 --> 00:22:46,003 OH, LUCILLE TWO! 562 00:22:46,037 --> 00:22:50,074 HO HO HO! 563 00:22:51,443 --> 00:22:52,710 COME ON, MAN! 564 00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:57,982 WHAT, HE SET THE E.M.P. ON "TOAST"? 565 00:22:58,015 --> 00:23:00,418 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 566 00:23:00,452 --> 00:23:01,586 HE KILLED HER, NATE. 567 00:23:01,619 --> 00:23:03,154 I HATE HIM. 568 00:23:03,187 --> 00:23:05,890 I HATE HIM. 569 00:23:05,923 --> 00:23:08,059 SHE WAS A GOOD VAN. 570 00:23:09,594 --> 00:23:11,395 WE'LL GET YOU ANOTHER. 571 00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:16,901 SANTA IS SO ANGRY. 572 00:23:16,934 --> 00:23:19,671 HOW'S HE GONNA PULL THIS OFF? 573 00:23:19,704 --> 00:23:21,739 OKAY, LOOK, HIS NETWORK IS PIGGYBACKING 574 00:23:21,773 --> 00:23:23,541 OFF OF THE CITY'S TRUNK LINE. 575 00:23:23,575 --> 00:23:24,876 IT'S THE INTERNET BACKBONE. 576 00:23:24,909 --> 00:23:26,678 ELIOT, YOU CAN RIP ALL YOU WANT, MAN, 577 00:23:26,711 --> 00:23:28,913 BUT YOU'RE NOT SHUTTING CHAOS DOWN FROM HERE. 578 00:23:28,946 --> 00:23:31,048 WHAT? 579 00:23:31,082 --> 00:23:32,784 HE JUST PULLED THE TRIGGER. 580 00:23:32,817 --> 00:23:34,486 THEN EVERY SECOND THAT WE DELAY, 581 00:23:34,519 --> 00:23:36,120 INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE GETTING SCAMMED. 582 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,989 SO THE ONLY WAY TO TURN CHAOS OFF... 583 00:23:38,022 --> 00:23:40,725 IS TO TURN OFF THE TRUNK LINE. 584 00:23:40,758 --> 00:23:42,927 WHICH IS HOUSED AT... 585 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,028 THE YAKAMOTO BUILDING. 586 00:23:44,061 --> 00:23:46,130 HARDISON, THAT'S A MAJOR OPERATION 587 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:48,032 ON A MILITARY-GRADE FACILITY. 588 00:23:48,065 --> 00:23:49,534 I CAN CALL MY SOURCES, MAN. 589 00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:50,735 I NEED A WEEK OF PLANNING, 590 00:23:50,768 --> 00:23:52,036 NEW EQUIPMENT... 591 00:23:52,069 --> 00:23:55,006 ALL RIGHT, SOPHIE, MEET US AT THE YAKAMOTO BUILDING DOWNTOWN. 592 00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:56,708 WE'RE GONNA PULL AN EDWARD ALBEE. 593 00:24:04,582 --> 00:24:06,818 [ VEHICLE APPROACHING, CRASHES ] 594 00:24:06,851 --> 00:24:09,086 [ TIRES SCREECH, GLASS BREAKS ] 595 00:24:12,156 --> 00:24:13,725 [ Slurring ] GET OUT OF THE WAY... 596 00:24:13,758 --> 00:24:15,159 ARE YOU FOLKS OKAY? 597 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:17,829 -YEAH, YEAH, NO... -THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA. 598 00:24:17,862 --> 00:24:20,197 I HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH EGGNOG. I MIGHT HAVE HIT YOUR BUILDING. 599 00:24:20,231 --> 00:24:21,499 KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME! 600 00:24:21,533 --> 00:24:22,433 IT'S ANOTHER RED-BRICK BUILDING! 601 00:24:22,466 --> 00:24:24,602 YOU KNOW WHO LIVES IN A RED-BRICK BUILDING? 602 00:24:24,636 --> 00:24:25,703 MY SISTER! 603 00:24:25,737 --> 00:24:29,741 WH-O-O-O-OA! 604 00:24:29,774 --> 00:24:31,943 AAAAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! 605 00:24:31,976 --> 00:24:33,845 AAH! 606 00:24:33,878 --> 00:24:36,147 FIFTH FLOOR! [ CHUCKLES ] 607 00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:38,516 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT WAS NOT ON MY BUCKET LIST, OKAY? 608 00:24:38,550 --> 00:24:40,184 OH, COME ON! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHIMNEYS 609 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:41,653 SANTA HAS TO GO DOWN TONIGHT? 610 00:24:41,686 --> 00:24:42,920 YOU ONLY HAD TO GO DOWN ONE. 611 00:24:42,954 --> 00:24:43,921 YAP-YAP-YAP-YAP-YAP-YAP! 612 00:24:43,955 --> 00:24:45,690 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN OVER THERE, HUH? 613 00:24:45,723 --> 00:24:46,891 AT MY SISTER'S? 614 00:24:46,924 --> 00:24:50,094 EVERY FIVE MINUTES, SNEAKING OVER TO SEE MY SISTER, HUH? 615 00:24:50,127 --> 00:24:51,896 EVERY CHANCE HE GETS, HE'S OVER AT MY SISTER'S! 616 00:24:51,929 --> 00:24:53,865 -TAKE IT EASY. MA'AM? MA'AM? -PLEASE, STOP! 617 00:24:53,898 --> 00:24:56,968 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 618 00:24:57,001 --> 00:24:58,269 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN THIS IS OVER, 619 00:24:58,302 --> 00:24:59,537 WE GONNA HAVE US A LONG TALK. 620 00:24:59,571 --> 00:25:02,940 OKAY, SERVER ROOM IS THAT WAY. 621 00:25:09,847 --> 00:25:10,948 [ CHOKING, GAGGING ] 622 00:25:10,982 --> 00:25:12,584 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BUD. 623 00:25:12,617 --> 00:25:14,085 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 624 00:25:14,118 --> 00:25:16,020 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 625 00:25:16,053 --> 00:25:17,622 -I LOVE YOU, BABY. -I LOVE YOU, TOO. 626 00:25:17,655 --> 00:25:18,823 -I'M SORRY. -AH, THAT'S OKAY. 627 00:25:18,856 --> 00:25:19,824 MY SISTER -- SHE'S NOT EVEN CUTE. 628 00:25:19,857 --> 00:25:20,892 I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER. 629 00:25:20,925 --> 00:25:22,860 [ BEEPING ] 630 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,701 [ PULSATING ] 631 00:25:35,372 --> 00:25:36,641 [ THUD ] 632 00:25:36,674 --> 00:25:40,277 SORRY, BUD. GET SOME OVERTIME. 633 00:25:40,311 --> 00:25:41,913 [ KEYS CLACKING ] 634 00:25:41,946 --> 00:25:42,980 [ BEEPING ] 635 00:25:43,014 --> 00:25:45,049 SERVER-ROOM ALARM IS OFF. 636 00:25:45,082 --> 00:25:46,618 [ BEEP, LOCK DISENGAGES ] 637 00:25:48,352 --> 00:25:50,121 [ BEEPING ] 638 00:25:52,023 --> 00:25:54,091 DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 639 00:25:59,063 --> 00:26:00,665 [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] 640 00:26:00,698 --> 00:26:02,299 [ RAPID BEEPING ] 641 00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:08,773 NATE, MAN, 642 00:26:08,806 --> 00:26:11,876 THIS IS LIKE TRYING TO PLUG A FIRE HOSE WITH A PEBBLE. 643 00:26:11,909 --> 00:26:13,144 HARDISON, ARE YOU SAYING YOU CAN'T DO IT? 644 00:26:13,177 --> 00:26:14,178 When have I ever said that... 645 00:26:14,211 --> 00:26:16,648 EVER? 646 00:26:24,121 --> 00:26:25,322 HE'S IN. 647 00:26:27,659 --> 00:26:28,626 YOU'RE IN, RIGHT? 648 00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:29,627 YEAH. 649 00:26:29,661 --> 00:26:30,695 JUST HAVE TO FIND THE SECTOR 650 00:26:30,728 --> 00:26:33,330 WITH THE MALL SO WE DON'T SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE CITY. 651 00:26:33,364 --> 00:26:34,766 [ KEYS CLACKING ] 652 00:26:34,799 --> 00:26:36,233 ALL RIGHT, CHAOS, 653 00:26:36,267 --> 00:26:39,603 THIS IS FOR LUCILLE TWO. 654 00:26:41,072 --> 00:26:42,640 [ BEEPING ] 655 00:26:42,674 --> 00:26:44,642 OH, YOU CAN KEEP KNOCKING, BUT YOU AIN'T COMING IN. 656 00:26:44,676 --> 00:26:47,178 YEAH, OKAY. WE SHOULD PROBABLY -- SHALL WE? 657 00:26:47,211 --> 00:26:49,113 YEAH. CIAO. 658 00:26:49,146 --> 00:26:52,049 WELL, PEOPLE, NOT BAD, HUH? 659 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:54,719 FOR LIKE -- WHAT WAS IT? -- 8 MINUTES OF PLANNING? 660 00:26:54,752 --> 00:26:56,721 I FEEL BAD I HAD TO TAKE OUT THE GUARD, THOUGH. 661 00:26:56,754 --> 00:26:58,122 I LEFT HIM A CANDY CANE. 662 00:26:58,155 --> 00:27:00,958 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I-I FEEL LIKE CAROLING. 663 00:27:00,992 --> 00:27:02,794 -IS IT TOO LATE FOR CAROLING? -OF COURSE NOT. 664 00:27:02,827 --> 00:27:04,328 -IT'S STILL CHRISTMAS EVE. -HEY, MAN. 665 00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:05,863 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 666 00:27:05,897 --> 00:27:07,699 COME ON, WE DID JUST TAKE DOWN 667 00:27:07,732 --> 00:27:09,967 ONE OF THE MOST SECURE FACILITIES IN TOWN. 668 00:27:10,001 --> 00:27:11,836 BOOM -- DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN'. 669 00:27:11,869 --> 00:27:13,705 EVERY LAW-ENFORCEMENT AGENCY IS DESCENDING 670 00:27:13,738 --> 00:27:14,939 ON THE YAKAMOTO RIGHT NOW. 671 00:27:14,972 --> 00:27:16,040 COME ON. 672 00:27:16,073 --> 00:27:18,876 WHY WOULD THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT BE SENDING A CAR? 673 00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:20,344 I MEAN, WHY WOULD THEY BE INTERESTED 674 00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:22,346 IN SOME NEIGHBORHOOD LOSING THEIR INTERNET ACCESS? 675 00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:25,883 I-I DON'T KNOW. UH, TRUNK LINES CAN'T BE HACKED. 676 00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,985 THE GOVERNMENT COULD USE THEM FOR A SECURITY APPLICATION, 677 00:27:28,019 --> 00:27:29,086 THEORETICALLY. 678 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,187 YEAH. CALL UP THE MALL. 679 00:27:31,789 --> 00:27:33,958 NOW, WHEN YOU SHUT OFF THE LINES TO THE MALL, 680 00:27:33,991 --> 00:27:35,727 YOU ALSO SHUT OFF THE DEPOSITORY. 681 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,895 YEAH. THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. 682 00:27:37,929 --> 00:27:40,164 OKAY, GUYS... 683 00:27:40,197 --> 00:27:42,199 WE JUST GOT PLAYED. 684 00:27:42,233 --> 00:27:44,168 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 685 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,884 GENTLEMEN, THE FEDERAL BANK DEPOSITORY IS OURS. 686 00:28:06,991 --> 00:28:11,128 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY. 687 00:28:14,899 --> 00:28:16,968 HOW DO YOU NOT THINK TO ASK YOUR SOURCES 688 00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:18,736 WHAT ELSE IS ON THAT TRUNK LINE? 689 00:28:18,770 --> 00:28:20,738 HOW COME YOU DIDN'T FIGURE OUT CHAOS WAS AFTER THE BANK, MAN? 690 00:28:20,772 --> 00:28:21,806 I THOUGHT ALL YOU DORKS THOUGHT ALIKE! 691 00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:24,475 -I DID MY JOB, MAN! -YOU WANT TO SEE ME DO MINE? 692 00:28:24,508 --> 00:28:25,977 YOUR JOB IS TO DELIVER MAGIC AND JOY 693 00:28:26,010 --> 00:28:27,879 TO LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS. 694 00:28:27,912 --> 00:28:30,114 WOW, I THOUGHT CHRISTMAS AT AUNT EMILY'S WAS HUMILIATING. 695 00:28:30,147 --> 00:28:32,950 YOU GOT TO CHECK EVERY -- EVERY AVENUE! 696 00:28:32,984 --> 00:28:34,318 I DID CHECK EVERY AVENUE! 697 00:28:34,351 --> 00:28:35,152 ENOUGH! 698 00:28:35,186 --> 00:28:37,421 WE ALL DID OUR JOBS! 699 00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:39,991 EVERYONE EXCEPT ME. 700 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,230 NOW, CHAOS, HE MANIPULATED US BECAUSE WE'RE THE BEST. 701 00:28:46,263 --> 00:28:49,433 NOW, MY JOB IS TO SEE TWO STEPS AHEAD. 702 00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:52,303 I-I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED THAT THIS CREDIT-CARD SCAM 703 00:28:52,336 --> 00:28:54,205 WAS A SETUP -- I DIDN'T. 704 00:28:54,238 --> 00:28:55,472 [ SIGHS ] 705 00:29:22,233 --> 00:29:24,468 THIS WAY. 706 00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:26,203 [ AIR HISSES ] 707 00:29:26,237 --> 00:29:28,205 NATE FORD'S CREW REALLY CAME THROUGH FOR US. 708 00:29:28,239 --> 00:29:29,473 I KNEW THEY WOULD. 709 00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:32,209 ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SET UP THE DOMINOES. 710 00:29:32,243 --> 00:29:35,346 THEN MY MESH NETWORK MAXES OUT THE CREDIT CARDS, 711 00:29:35,379 --> 00:29:36,948 AND THE CASH ROLLS IN. 712 00:29:36,981 --> 00:29:39,216 IT'S THE ANSWER TO YOUR PRAYERS. 713 00:29:44,922 --> 00:29:46,557 TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THE MONEY. 714 00:29:48,025 --> 00:29:49,393 [ GRUNTS ] 715 00:29:57,434 --> 00:29:59,971 HE CAN'T TREAT YOU LIKE THIS. 716 00:30:00,004 --> 00:30:02,273 I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO CAN HELP. 717 00:30:02,306 --> 00:30:05,142 ASK FOR NATE FORD. 718 00:30:05,176 --> 00:30:08,812 HE'S VERY DEPENDABLE, THAT NATE FORD. 719 00:30:10,882 --> 00:30:13,384 I-I-I DIDN'T TAKE THIS JOB SERIOUSLY. 720 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:14,385 I-I DON'T KNOW. 721 00:30:14,418 --> 00:30:18,990 I JUST, UM, I LED US RIGHT INTO CHAOS' TRAP. 722 00:30:25,429 --> 00:30:27,231 WE WERE ALL THROWN. 723 00:30:27,264 --> 00:30:31,168 [ SIGHS ] YES, BUT IT'S MY JOB NOT TO BE. 724 00:30:31,202 --> 00:30:32,870 I'M SORRY. 725 00:30:32,904 --> 00:30:35,306 YOU'RE WHAT? 726 00:30:35,339 --> 00:30:37,608 CHRISTMAS EVE IS A MAGICAL NIGHT. 727 00:30:37,641 --> 00:30:39,410 WELL, YOU JUST RUINED IT. 728 00:30:39,443 --> 00:30:40,544 [ SIGHS ] 729 00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:43,014 OKAY. 730 00:30:43,047 --> 00:30:45,917 THE PLAN IS... 731 00:30:45,950 --> 00:30:48,085 TO FIGURE OUT THE PLAN IN THE CAR. 732 00:31:05,069 --> 00:31:06,070 HOLD UP. 733 00:31:07,404 --> 00:31:09,974 [ BEEPING ] 734 00:31:10,007 --> 00:31:11,508 WE'RE GOOD TO GO. 735 00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:13,610 NOW, FELLAS, DON'T GET GREEDY. 736 00:31:13,644 --> 00:31:16,047 ONLY TAKE THE FIRST 50 MILLION. 737 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,150 [ ENGINE REVS ] 738 00:31:27,358 --> 00:31:29,126 ANY VISUAL ON CHAOS? 739 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,427 NO SIGN OF ENTRY. 740 00:31:30,461 --> 00:31:32,329 NO ROOF ACCESS. 741 00:31:32,363 --> 00:31:35,199 THEY MUST HAVE GONE IN UNDERNEATH. 742 00:31:35,232 --> 00:31:37,001 NO. TUNNELING'S TOO RISKY. IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN MONTHS. 743 00:31:37,034 --> 00:31:39,136 UNLESS THE TUNNEL WAS ALREADY THERE. 744 00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:40,938 BACK IN THE '60s, 745 00:31:40,972 --> 00:31:43,474 PEDESTRIAN TUNNELS WERE SORT OF THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. 746 00:31:43,507 --> 00:31:46,077 THE MOB MADE A FORTUNE ON THE CONTRACTS 747 00:31:46,110 --> 00:31:48,112 UNTIL THE STATE SHUT THEM DOWN. 748 00:31:48,145 --> 00:31:50,948 AND YOU GOT THIS FROM YOUR DAYS IN INSURANCE. 749 00:31:50,982 --> 00:31:52,083 OH, NO, MY DAD'S PALS, 750 00:31:52,116 --> 00:31:54,485 THEY USED TO JOKE ABOUT GOING TO LIVE IN THE TUNNELS 751 00:31:54,518 --> 00:31:56,587 WHEN THEIR WIVES KICKED THEM OUT. 752 00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:58,389 SO HOW DO WE GET IN? 753 00:32:00,124 --> 00:32:01,225 WHY IS THE NORTH POLE OVER HERE THIS YEAR? 754 00:32:01,258 --> 00:32:04,495 IT'S USUALLY ON THE OTHER SIDE BY THE PRETZEL STAND. 755 00:32:04,528 --> 00:32:06,497 THE NORTH POLE. 756 00:32:06,530 --> 00:32:08,099 WHAT? 757 00:32:08,132 --> 00:32:09,233 THE ENTRANCE IS UNDER THE NORTH POLE. 758 00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:11,135 LET'S GO. 759 00:32:14,071 --> 00:32:15,506 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. LET'S GO. 760 00:32:15,539 --> 00:32:17,374 'TIS THE SEASON TO MOVE YOUR ASSES. 761 00:32:20,744 --> 00:32:23,047 OKAY, LET'S ALL LINE UP AT THE NORTH POLE! 762 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,982 SANTA'S GOT PRESENTS FOR EVERYBODY! 763 00:32:25,016 --> 00:32:26,217 [ FRANK CHUCKLING ] 764 00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:27,251 DOOLEY? 765 00:32:27,284 --> 00:32:28,385 HEY, DRIVER LADY! 766 00:32:28,419 --> 00:32:30,254 AND...PUSHY CONSULTANT GUY! 767 00:32:30,287 --> 00:32:32,123 YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. 768 00:32:32,156 --> 00:32:33,457 WAIT. PULL UP THE BEARD, SON. 769 00:32:33,490 --> 00:32:34,558 RESPECT THE SUIT. 770 00:32:34,591 --> 00:32:35,659 TOLD YA. 771 00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,028 WHAT'S GOING ON, FRANK? 772 00:32:37,061 --> 00:32:39,063 THE TOYS FOR TYKES DRIVE IS BACK ON -- 773 00:32:39,096 --> 00:32:40,131 THANKS TO MR. DOOLEY. 774 00:32:40,164 --> 00:32:41,398 YEAH, IT'S STILL CHRISTMAS EVE, 775 00:32:41,432 --> 00:32:42,566 AND I SAID TO SANTA, 776 00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:45,136 IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO MAKE THOSE KIDS' DREAMS COME TRUE. 777 00:32:45,169 --> 00:32:45,969 [ LAUGHS ] 778 00:32:46,003 --> 00:32:48,472 DROVE A BUS TO THE FAMILY SHELTER 779 00:32:48,505 --> 00:32:50,141 AND LOADED EVERYONE UP. 780 00:32:50,174 --> 00:32:52,143 AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE PILLS, 781 00:32:52,176 --> 00:32:54,578 BUT NOW I THINK HE'S REALLY CHANGED. 782 00:32:54,611 --> 00:32:57,681 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 783 00:32:57,714 --> 00:32:59,783 ELIOT, GO MEET CHAOS IN THE TUNNELS. 784 00:32:59,816 --> 00:33:02,719 THE REST OF YOU GOT SOME LAST-MINUTE SHOPPING TO DO. 785 00:33:05,256 --> 00:33:06,690 [ AIR HISSES ] 786 00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:11,028 WELL, IF IT ISN'T KRISTINA KRINGLE. 787 00:33:11,062 --> 00:33:12,496 CHAOS. 788 00:33:12,529 --> 00:33:13,564 [ AIR HISSES ] 789 00:33:13,597 --> 00:33:16,167 YOU KILLED MY FRIEND'S VAN. 790 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,368 OH, YEAH, I WRECKED THAT VAN. 791 00:33:17,401 --> 00:33:19,036 TAKE HIM OUT, GUYS. 792 00:33:19,070 --> 00:33:20,304 -MEET ME AT THE GARAGE. -ALL RIGHT. 793 00:33:25,409 --> 00:33:27,278 WE'RE DOING THIS BEARDS OR WITHOUT BEARDS, BOYS? 794 00:33:37,554 --> 00:33:39,790 SANTA'S COMING TO TOWN. 795 00:33:39,823 --> 00:33:44,595 YES, I'M CALLING ABOUT THE ATTACK ON THE TRUNK LINES. 796 00:33:58,509 --> 00:34:00,111 [ CLANK, AIR HISSING ] 797 00:34:01,812 --> 00:34:03,614 ELIOT, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 798 00:34:03,647 --> 00:34:05,182 AAH! 799 00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:08,619 LET'S GO! 800 00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:10,821 Eliot. 801 00:34:15,192 --> 00:34:16,727 Eliot, what's happening? 802 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,529 Eliot. 803 00:34:18,562 --> 00:34:20,231 NATE, THEY'RE HEADED BACK TO THE MALL. 804 00:34:21,732 --> 00:34:24,168 OKAY, I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 805 00:34:29,606 --> 00:34:31,675 HURRY UP! CHAOS IS WAITING! 806 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,348 COME ON. 807 00:34:38,882 --> 00:34:41,152 GIVE ME YOUR BAG. 808 00:34:41,185 --> 00:34:43,287 -SANTA! -SANTA! -SANTA! -SANTA! 809 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,523 HO HO HO HO HO HO! HO HO HO HO HO HO! 810 00:34:46,557 --> 00:34:49,126 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 811 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,694 ALL RIGHT. 812 00:34:53,297 --> 00:34:54,498 THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS. 813 00:34:54,531 --> 00:34:57,368 THE SANTAS HAVE BROUGHT TOYS FOR EVERYBODY! 814 00:34:57,401 --> 00:34:59,470 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 815 00:34:59,503 --> 00:35:00,604 [ SIRENS WAILING ] 816 00:35:00,637 --> 00:35:02,839 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 817 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:10,847 BOYS? 818 00:35:13,184 --> 00:35:16,687 COME ON, SPREAD THE HOLIDAY CHEER! 819 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:19,290 NOW, YOU HEARD THE ELF. 820 00:35:19,323 --> 00:35:20,424 YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. 821 00:35:20,457 --> 00:35:21,525 NO. [ CHUCKLES ] 822 00:35:21,558 --> 00:35:22,759 BUT THEY CAN. 823 00:35:22,793 --> 00:35:24,195 HEY, HEY! 824 00:35:25,529 --> 00:35:26,697 GO ON, KIDS. DIG IN. 825 00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:27,931 WHERE'S THE MONEY? 826 00:35:27,964 --> 00:35:29,466 WHAT IS THIS STUFF? THIS IS CRAZY. 827 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,169 -THIS IS A DOLL, MAN. -WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY? 828 00:35:35,706 --> 00:35:37,140 [ RATTLING ] 829 00:35:49,353 --> 00:35:49,886 UGH! 830 00:35:53,224 --> 00:35:54,225 LET'S GO! 831 00:35:58,862 --> 00:35:59,930 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY? 832 00:36:01,798 --> 00:36:03,934 HO HO HO HO HO. 833 00:36:03,967 --> 00:36:05,502 HO HO HO! 834 00:36:05,536 --> 00:36:06,403 SPECIAL AGENT HAGEN. 835 00:36:06,437 --> 00:36:08,739 YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN MY HANDLER'S CALL. 836 00:36:08,772 --> 00:36:09,840 DEEP COVER. 837 00:36:09,873 --> 00:36:12,343 YOU'RE GONNA FIND THE STOLEN CASH UNDER THE TUNNEL. 838 00:36:12,376 --> 00:36:14,378 HERE YOU GO. 839 00:36:14,411 --> 00:36:16,713 COME ON. EVERYONE GETS ONE. 840 00:36:16,747 --> 00:36:17,881 COME ON, SANTAS. 841 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:19,916 PASS IT OUT. PASS IT OUT. 842 00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:21,618 [ LAUGHING ] 843 00:36:21,652 --> 00:36:23,254 -WHAT DID YOU GET? -WAIT. 844 00:36:23,287 --> 00:36:24,955 WAIT FOR THE KIDS TO LEAVE. 845 00:36:24,988 --> 00:36:27,324 WE DON'T WANT TO RUIN CHRISTMAS. 846 00:36:27,358 --> 00:36:29,826 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 847 00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:31,262 COME ON. 848 00:36:31,295 --> 00:36:32,763 HERE YOU GO. 849 00:36:32,796 --> 00:36:35,366 COME ON, KIDS. OPEN 'EM UP. DON'T BE SHY. 850 00:36:35,399 --> 00:36:37,334 THANKS, SANTA. 851 00:36:37,368 --> 00:36:39,970 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 852 00:36:43,006 --> 00:36:47,544 OH, SANTA, HOW ARE WE GONNA TOP THIS NEXT YEAR, HUH? 853 00:36:47,578 --> 00:36:49,346 DO YOU MEAN I HAVE MY JOB BACK? 854 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:51,482 I THINK THIS MALL COULD USE A SANTA YEAR-ROUND. 855 00:36:51,515 --> 00:36:52,716 HO HO HO HO HO HO! 856 00:36:52,749 --> 00:36:55,018 YOU ARE HIGH ON THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT. 857 00:36:55,051 --> 00:36:56,453 YES, I AM! 858 00:36:56,487 --> 00:36:58,789 AND PILLS MIXED WITH MORPHINE. 859 00:36:58,822 --> 00:37:01,024 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME DRIVE HERE. 860 00:37:01,057 --> 00:37:04,361 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 861 00:37:04,395 --> 00:37:06,497 HO HO HO HO HO! 862 00:37:06,530 --> 00:37:08,299 SO, ARE YOU MEAN OR NOT? 863 00:37:11,302 --> 00:37:12,969 GATHER 'ROUND, CHILDREN. 864 00:37:18,609 --> 00:37:21,378 Shh. DON'T TELL ANYBODY. 865 00:37:30,354 --> 00:37:31,788 [ CLATTERING ] 866 00:37:34,591 --> 00:37:39,963 SORRY, SANTAS, BUT THE GRINCH HAS A PLANE TO CATCH. 867 00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:41,998 WHAT'S UP, MASON? 868 00:37:42,032 --> 00:37:43,467 OH, COME ON. 869 00:37:52,676 --> 00:37:54,745 [ BEEPING ] 870 00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:57,648 [ GROANS ] 871 00:37:57,681 --> 00:37:58,949 [ BEEPING ] 872 00:37:58,982 --> 00:38:00,751 [ SIGHS ] 873 00:38:00,784 --> 00:38:02,753 OKAY. 874 00:38:02,786 --> 00:38:04,755 HEY, BE CAREFUL WITH HIM, ALL RIGHT? 875 00:38:04,788 --> 00:38:06,990 I MEAN, HE LOOKS HARMLESS, PATHETIC EVEN -- 876 00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:09,693 WEAK CHIN, PALE COMPLEXION -- 877 00:38:09,726 --> 00:38:10,894 BUT I ASSURE YOU, HE'S DANGEROUS. 878 00:38:10,927 --> 00:38:12,429 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT WAS A GOOD PLAN. 879 00:38:12,463 --> 00:38:13,664 YEAH. 880 00:38:13,697 --> 00:38:14,998 BUT THERE'S ONE THING YOU DIDN'T COUNT ON. 881 00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:15,799 -OH, NO. -YOU FORGOT 882 00:38:15,832 --> 00:38:17,768 ABOUT THE TRUE MEANING... NO. NO. 883 00:38:17,801 --> 00:38:19,803 -DON'T YOU SAY IT! -...OF CHRISTMAS. 884 00:38:19,836 --> 00:38:21,505 AAH! THAT BARELY APPLIES HERE! 885 00:38:21,538 --> 00:38:22,773 -LET'S GO. -COME ON! 886 00:38:22,806 --> 00:38:24,775 HO HO HO. 887 00:38:24,808 --> 00:38:27,944 HEY, PARDON MY LANGUAGE ON CHRISTMAS, 888 00:38:27,978 --> 00:38:31,348 BUT, UH, WE KICKED CHAOS' ASS. 889 00:38:31,382 --> 00:38:32,883 YES, WE DID. HERE'S TO THAT. 890 00:38:32,916 --> 00:38:35,519 [ GLASSES CLINK ] 891 00:38:35,552 --> 00:38:37,488 HEY, SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT OFF? 892 00:38:37,521 --> 00:38:40,957 THE WHOLE...THE SANTA BEARD... DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME. 893 00:38:40,991 --> 00:38:42,359 WOW. 894 00:38:42,393 --> 00:38:43,460 -SORRY. -HEY, LISTEN. 895 00:38:43,494 --> 00:38:45,095 THIS BEING CHRISTMAS EVE AND ALL, 896 00:38:45,128 --> 00:38:47,398 UM, SOPHIE AND I, WE THOUGHT -- 897 00:38:47,431 --> 00:38:48,899 WELL, ME MOSTLY -- SOPHIE DEFINITELY HELPED. 898 00:38:48,932 --> 00:38:51,067 -[ SCOFFS ] -WE THOUGHT -- AND BY THE WAY, 899 00:38:51,101 --> 00:38:52,469 THERE'S NO NEED TO RECIPROCATE, 900 00:38:52,503 --> 00:38:54,538 MIND YOU -- IT'S -- BUT WE THOUGHT -- 901 00:38:54,571 --> 00:38:55,672 WE GOT YOU PRESENTS. 902 00:38:55,706 --> 00:38:56,707 [ GASPS ] 903 00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:58,942 -YEAH. -YOU BOUGHT US GIFTS? 904 00:38:58,975 --> 00:39:00,110 WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY "BOUGHT," EXACTLY. 905 00:39:00,143 --> 00:39:01,412 MM. 906 00:39:01,445 --> 00:39:04,114 -WE, UM, "OBTAINED." -YEAH. 907 00:39:04,147 --> 00:39:05,749 SO, ELIOT... 908 00:39:05,782 --> 00:39:09,352 YOU'RE FIRST. 909 00:39:25,168 --> 00:39:26,937 THIS IS A HANZO SWORD. 910 00:39:26,970 --> 00:39:28,439 YEAH. 911 00:39:28,472 --> 00:39:30,607 HOW'D... 912 00:39:30,641 --> 00:39:32,543 [ STAMMERING ] 913 00:39:32,576 --> 00:39:33,777 WHO DID YOU TALK... 914 00:39:33,810 --> 00:39:36,513 WELL, I-I KNOW A GUY WHO KNOWS A GUY 915 00:39:36,547 --> 00:39:37,881 WHO KNOWS A SAMURAI. 916 00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,752 HARDISON. 917 00:39:45,489 --> 00:39:47,057 [ BOX CLATTERS ] 918 00:39:47,090 --> 00:39:48,859 NO, THIS CAN'T BE. 919 00:39:50,226 --> 00:39:51,595 IT IS. 920 00:39:51,628 --> 00:39:53,029 PROTOTYPE 7. 921 00:39:53,063 --> 00:39:54,731 THEY HAVEN'T EVEN RELEASED VERSION 5 YET. 922 00:39:54,765 --> 00:39:56,933 WELL, I WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'T. 923 00:39:56,967 --> 00:39:58,535 YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 924 00:40:00,637 --> 00:40:03,474 [ LAUGHS ] 925 00:40:04,875 --> 00:40:06,577 DON'T TORTURE HER. 926 00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:07,978 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, PARKER, YOU'RE NEXT. 927 00:40:08,011 --> 00:40:09,613 PUT YOUR HANDS OUT. 928 00:40:14,017 --> 00:40:15,051 [ GASPS ] 929 00:40:16,753 --> 00:40:18,955 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 930 00:40:18,989 --> 00:40:21,825 NONSEQUENTIAL SERIAL NUMBERS? 931 00:40:21,858 --> 00:40:23,093 MY FAVORITE! 932 00:40:23,126 --> 00:40:24,528 [ SNIFFS ] 933 00:40:26,963 --> 00:40:28,565 [ SWORD UNSHEATHES ] 934 00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:30,000 [ CLATTER ] 935 00:40:30,033 --> 00:40:31,868 OH! 936 00:40:31,902 --> 00:40:33,169 [ BEEPING ] 937 00:40:35,872 --> 00:40:37,608 [ SNIFFS ] 938 00:40:37,641 --> 00:40:38,509 [ SIGHS ] 939 00:40:38,542 --> 00:40:39,876 YOU KNOW, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, TOO. 940 00:40:39,910 --> 00:40:41,144 OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 941 00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:42,479 -YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. -GIVE IT TO ME QUICK. 942 00:40:42,513 --> 00:40:44,948 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 943 00:40:44,981 --> 00:40:46,550 HERE YOU ARE. 944 00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:52,222 "YOUR NAME HERE." 945 00:40:52,255 --> 00:40:54,591 YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING. 946 00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:55,959 IN FACT, I'D PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T. 947 00:40:55,992 --> 00:40:57,494 I'M VERY HARD TO SHOP FOR, SO... 948 00:40:57,528 --> 00:40:59,162 -Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh! -I, UH... 949 00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:00,797 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOMETHING. 950 00:41:05,602 --> 00:41:06,970 THERE'S SOMETHING... 951 00:41:07,003 --> 00:41:08,505 FOR YOU. 952 00:41:10,774 --> 00:41:12,709 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 953 00:41:12,743 --> 00:41:15,211 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 60138

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