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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,291 This film doesn't intend to be a documented reproduction... 2 00:00:13,333 --> 00:00:15,583 ...but a recreation of an atmosphere... 3 00:00:15,625 --> 00:00:18,458 ...in Mexico's night-life which has disappeared forever. 4 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:21,458 Any resemblance with facts and people from real life... 5 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:23,166 ...is sheer coincidence. 6 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:44,791 - There will be a performance. - Did they remove the seals? 7 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:47,458 - Of course. - That's cool! 8 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:58,375 - Hurry up! - Put it on my account. 9 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:00,041 Third call! 10 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,041 - Third call... - C'mon! 11 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:04,291 It's show time! 12 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,583 TĂ­voli 13 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:34,875 Your musical revue Will make you move 14 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:38,375 To the cha cha cha 15 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:42,250 Bolero, mambo and danzon rhythms 16 00:01:45,458 --> 00:01:47,791 TĂ­voli 17 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:53,791 Thanks you for being here 18 00:01:55,625 --> 00:02:00,416 All of us will happily sing And dance for you 19 00:02:00,541 --> 00:02:08,083 At the TĂ­voli 20 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:15,541 This is the musical revue We wish to present 21 00:02:15,666 --> 00:02:18,958 The choreography is ready 22 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:22,208 You'll see beautiful young ladies 23 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:25,291 Showing their legs And a little more 24 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:28,916 You'll have a great time 25 00:02:28,958 --> 00:02:31,708 Music and smiles 26 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:35,166 Is what we want to give you 27 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:38,499 This is a great show, you'll see 28 00:02:38,541 --> 00:02:41,791 You'll forget all your sorrows 29 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:44,208 TĂ­voli 30 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,333 TĂ­voli is the place to go 31 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:53,541 For having a good time 32 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:21,541 All of us are anxious to start 33 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:25,208 We'll deserve a lot of applauses 34 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:28,458 You'll have a great time 35 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,833 TĂ­voli 36 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:37,625 TĂ­voli is the place to go 37 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:46,291 For having a good time 38 00:04:07,416 --> 00:04:08,958 Watch it! 39 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:20,458 Get naked! 40 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:30,875 Turn off the lights! 41 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,708 Son of a bitch! He has a flashlight! 42 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:43,833 This was all set up. 43 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:41,249 We warned these intruders more than once. 44 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,291 We told them they had to go. 45 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:46,291 - They just wouldn't listen. - No, they wouldn't. 46 00:06:47,666 --> 00:06:50,833 The engineer is very patient. 47 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,375 But... 48 00:06:52,708 --> 00:06:56,541 Why don't you explain these men, Mr. Reginaldo? 49 00:07:01,666 --> 00:07:03,375 There's no problem here. 50 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:06,583 This will benefit the whole area. 51 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:09,499 There will be two seven-story buildings here. 52 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:12,083 For the evicted people, right? 53 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:14,833 Well... Not exactly. 54 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:16,916 We have to plan everything. 55 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:20,416 Anyway, over there you'll see an avenue with green areas and fountains. 56 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:22,583 Gladioli too, right? 57 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:26,416 And trees. Streets with colonial streetlights and fountains. 58 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:31,499 Over there, it'll be a supermarket with a parking lot for up to 200 cars. 59 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:36,125 Is it true that you'll also open Reforma Ave to the North? 60 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:39,458 And they will demolish all the buildings in the area... 61 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:43,750 ...including the nearby neighborship, "The Organ" and the TĂ­voli Theater? 62 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:47,083 Well, that's up to the Mayor. 63 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:50,833 All I can tell you is that he'll let you know his plans very soon. 64 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:53,958 We have to renew that area of the city. 65 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,166 It's full of filthy homes, brothels, night clubs teeming... 66 00:07:58,541 --> 00:07:59,791 ...rabble. 67 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:02,791 It's time to clean up that area. 68 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:05,124 Please move backwards for the picture. 69 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:06,541 We don't want to fall. 70 00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:08,666 A little further. 71 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:11,000 That's it. 72 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:15,666 - Let's go. - Mr. Reginaldo, I'd like... 73 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:17,583 I'll see you at my office. 74 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:19,541 Quintana? 75 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,874 - Yes, sir? - Treat them all to breakfast. 76 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:25,791 - Yes, sir. - You join them too. 77 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:26,958 Yes, sir. 78 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:28,833 This way, please. 79 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,458 Here they are. 80 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:35,083 Yes, here they are. 81 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:38,666 More than 50 deeds of the plots you chose yourself. 82 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:41,124 Well, the ones we could get. 83 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:44,791 These are the places where the whores are. 84 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:48,791 This is the building around the corner of Peralvillo... 85 00:08:48,916 --> 00:08:52,708 ...and there are some in Tlatelolco, anyway, all through that area. 86 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:55,000 A lot of people won't sell. 87 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:58,916 They figured things out and won't sell at any price. 88 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:00,958 They'll sell, don't worry. 89 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:06,083 We're talking about very old buildings, filthy homes, dumps. 90 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:09,333 What do you know? Here we have more than 60 millions. 91 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,000 Almost 65. 92 00:09:11,791 --> 00:09:14,125 Will you get 30%? 93 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:17,166 I wish! It had to be divided by three or four. 94 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,875 That's the way it is. Four parts. 95 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:22,833 I'm only getting 20%. 96 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:26,499 How's the deal on the Insurgentes jardinieres going? 97 00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:28,791 Mr. LandĂ­n has been on my back. 98 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:31,375 The ones we put last month came down. 99 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,958 Better yet, you moron. We'll make them again. 100 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:37,666 And the painting of the posts deal? 101 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:40,375 Faster, Paulo. 102 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:17,000 Dear Virgin of Guadalupe 103 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:22,708 Queen of Latin America 104 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:29,500 Dear Virgin of Guadalupe 105 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:37,458 My heart is all yours 106 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:42,541 Indulge yourself, baby. 107 00:10:57,208 --> 00:11:00,791 - What is it? - It's urgent, Mr. Quijano. 108 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,541 Come back later. 109 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:06,499 No! It's a matter of life and death. 110 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:09,041 - Go away! - It is urgent! 111 00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:11,125 I'm coming, damn it! 112 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,500 I won't be long. 113 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:23,875 Oh, GĂŒeyo! 114 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,458 You and your bad timing! 115 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,458 It's horrible! The bulldozers will come... 116 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,916 ...and do what they did with my home. 117 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:35,541 - This all will go... - What the fuck are you talking about? 118 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,125 - Read. - Bulldozers? 119 00:11:37,916 --> 00:11:41,749 - Tourists robbed in... - Are you coming, Chucho? 120 00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:43,166 Yes, I'm coming. 121 00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:46,208 I'm coming. Give me just one second. 122 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:49,791 That's not it. Here. Read. 123 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,958 DOWNTOWN AREA WILL BE TORN DOWN 124 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,208 - Fuck! - It's a tragedy! 125 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:03,666 Don't get dressed, baby! 126 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,625 They screwed us up! 127 00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:13,000 They screwed us up! 128 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,583 Get dressed. 129 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,874 - Eva! - Hi, SansĂłn. 130 00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:24,875 - How are you doing? - Just look at me. 131 00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:31,041 "El Movidas" wants to take you a picture. Stand right here. 132 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,916 Look sexy and hot, OK? 133 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,666 That's it. 134 00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,791 Hey, GĂŒeyo, go back to the entrance. 135 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:29,916 True. 136 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,375 She sucks! When is she done? 137 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:40,583 - Is she going today? - She's not that bad. 138 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:41,958 She couldn't be worse! 139 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:48,541 We'll stick to your words. I'll talk a little better about you. 140 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,749 Come on, SansĂłn, I know you. 141 00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:53,541 You always do as you please. 142 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,375 And I don't care if they tear down the TĂ­voli. 143 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,124 I have a lot of offers. 144 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,166 I even got an offer for TV... 145 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:05,041 ...and I'll start touring next week... with Eva. 146 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:10,833 Anyway, what the authorities are doing is still outrageous. 147 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,375 - Can I print your exact words? - Why not? 148 00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:15,624 - Want a picture? - Sure. 149 00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:17,333 - Let's ask "El Movidas". - OK. 150 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:18,375 I'll get dressed. 151 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:44,250 You're a collection woman! 152 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:50,583 - Just give us a chance. - I don't have time right now. 153 00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:53,875 - How long will it take? - 2 minutes. 154 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:59,333 I'm from Coahuila, I was born right in Saltillo. 155 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:02,125 I'm like a hawk: I flap my wings... 156 00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:04,250 ...but I don't screech. 157 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,875 Don't pinch her! 158 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:30,958 Stick to your business, fucking Japanese. 159 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:38,625 - What's your problem? - Come on, don't be nasty! 160 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:39,791 Tiliches! 161 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,541 Foreigners! They take away what's ours. 162 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:47,374 I like to earn my daily bread with my own sweat. 163 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:50,000 Let's sweat it out some day, huh? 164 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,958 - How about a little dancing? - Cool! 165 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:03,500 It's been 2 minutes already. 166 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,708 Turn this way, baby! 167 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,833 There's little audience again, SansĂłn. 168 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,541 Last weekend was at its lowest. 169 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,083 Want more advertising? 170 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,416 Let me see that. 171 00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:02,208 "If you are a good Christian with solid morals... 172 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:06,124 ...don't go to the TĂ­voli Theater where they show naked women... 173 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,500 ...and tell disrespectful jokes." 174 00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:13,583 Great. Write "show naked women" in capitals... 175 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,416 ...like "TĂ­voli Theater". 176 00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,541 Print 1,000 or 2,000 fliers... 177 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:21,083 ...and hand them out at the church, after services... 178 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,208 ...and rosaries, like last time. 179 00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:22,708 Go on, the inspector is gone. 180 00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:50,791 I told you Eva wouldn't take nobody... 181 00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:53,083 ...who could cast a shadow over her. 182 00:22:56,916 --> 00:23:01,041 There's no use, when they want to screw you up, they just do. 183 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,291 An injunction is an injunction! 184 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,083 And a swindle is a swindle. 185 00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:08,416 No shit! I'm an expert at injunctions. 186 00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:11,583 You just ask, I'll tell you all about them. 187 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:16,166 When they demolish the theater, we'll shove the injunction up our asses. 188 00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:18,416 What about your relative? 189 00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:22,291 Hey, I know someone who deals with heavy matters... 190 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:25,583 ...at courts, attorney's general office, everywhere. 191 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:27,041 He's a hell of a lawyer! 192 00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:31,249 Even the best fixer could do nothing at this point. 193 00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:32,791 I just wanted to help. 194 00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:36,041 If it only were a matter of fixers. 195 00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:50,916 Where are the caviar buns and the champagne I ordered? 196 00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:52,458 What? 197 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,416 OK, chicken tacos with beans on the side. 198 00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:58,250 No beans for her, they show in her belly. 199 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:09,583 - Cafe au lait for all of us. - Yes, Don Chucho. 200 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:18,541 That means: 201 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:22,166 "Welcome dearest boss and great Quijanoa." 202 00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:30,916 Everything will be OK, you'll see. 203 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:33,416 We can always change stages. 204 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:37,083 This act is a winner, believe me. 205 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:40,916 - It's called "The Wise Bunny". - Mr. Funny is here. 206 00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:42,749 Come on, give me a break. 207 00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:45,416 Just watch. Greet him, bunny. 208 00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:49,041 The ladies here are very pretty. 209 00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,583 Give them a nice applause. 210 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:54,083 Very well. Besides it's not ashamed to work. 211 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,958 You have no shame, do you? 212 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:59,416 Don Facundo, why don't we talk next year? 213 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:00,791 Around this time. 214 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,958 Goodbye, Facundo. 215 00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:05,541 Shit, you messed me up. 216 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,458 - Coffee, please. - OK. 217 00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:10,583 Separate checks. 218 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:17,999 Couldn't the Union help us? 219 00:25:18,041 --> 00:25:22,166 Well, I would have to present the case in the proper way... 220 00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:24,375 ...to the executive committee. 221 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:27,166 We'll see what happens and... 222 00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:30,208 In cases like this, the Union has to give in. 223 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:33,500 Well, so much as give in, I don't know, but... 224 00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:36,749 - ...it's a serious matter. - Tell me about it! 225 00:25:36,791 --> 00:25:40,291 Besides, the media must be making all this up. 226 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,124 - No, it's for real. - We could move to the... 227 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,583 ...Arbeu Theater or to Bellas Artes. 228 00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,208 Yeah, sure. With what money, Javier? 229 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:51,708 - We could form a cooperative. - Where does this all start? 230 00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:54,791 The Mayor. 231 00:25:56,416 --> 00:25:58,041 Who can stop it? 232 00:25:58,083 --> 00:25:59,541 The Mayor. 233 00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:02,750 Right. That's the key. 234 00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:06,291 We must show him that demolishing the theater... 235 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:08,416 ...is not good for him in political terms. 236 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:10,499 That's right, in political terms. 237 00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:13,791 That's the only side he cares about. 238 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:17,833 We'll tell him that it's not good for him that a group... 239 00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:20,583 ...of poor people, a bunch of nobodies like you... 240 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:24,124 ...well, like us, is thrown out to the streets. 241 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,583 Is there any other way? 242 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:29,250 - Well... - ...you're screwed. 243 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:31,666 Legally, they'll screw you up. 244 00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:34,291 How are you defending yourself? 245 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:38,166 Why don't you ask the Mayor to help you? 246 00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:42,625 Yes, why don't you go talk to him? 247 00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:47,749 I told you if she didn't talk it wasn't because... 248 00:26:47,791 --> 00:26:50,375 ...she's stupid but a genius. 249 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,541 That's exactly what I wanted to propose. 250 00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:57,958 We should go pay a visit as a group... 251 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,166 ...and let him hear us loud and clear. 252 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,958 We'll tell him if he doesn't sort this thing out... 253 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,916 ...50 families will be homeless. 254 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,833 What will these girls do? 255 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:10,541 They could work at The Organ. 256 00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:12,958 And old guys like you should go to an hospice. 257 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,249 That's the picture. And let us hint him... 258 00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:20,833 ...that if the media knows how to do its job properly... 259 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:23,625 ...we could be a pain in the ass, right? 260 00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,708 - I'll see to it. - Cool! 261 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:29,500 Jaime Luna from the newspaper "Esto" would give us a hand. 262 00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:32,541 And lots of other people too. It'll be a riot! 263 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:34,249 Hold it, Tiliches. 264 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,583 Hold it, guys. 265 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:38,416 You're talking about harming the government. 266 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:41,499 Of course! Aren't they harming us? 267 00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:43,666 Don't they want to tear down the TĂ­voli? 268 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:45,500 You sound like Palillo. 269 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,124 - Let's go see the Mayor. - Yeah! 270 00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:51,958 - Let's go! - Let's go! 271 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,666 - I'll stay. - Why? 272 00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:55,166 He doesn't like me. 273 00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:58,875 He put me in jail for that skit I did, remember? 274 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:01,833 Besides, most of the times... 275 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:04,041 ...the theater is closed down it's on my account. 276 00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:12,000 But Eva can go with you guys. 277 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,708 With her looks, who could refuse anything? 278 00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,291 What do you think? 279 00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:24,583 You are so funny... 280 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,416 I need you to sign these, sir. 281 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:56,416 - I'll sign them later. - But... 282 00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:58,250 I said I'll sign them later. 283 00:28:58,625 --> 00:29:00,833 - Write down your name. - Yes, sir. 284 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:11,083 - And business. - Huh? 285 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:14,583 Business. B-u-s-i-n-e-s-s. 286 00:29:14,625 --> 00:29:16,749 - What are you here for? - Right. 287 00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:19,291 Well, I'm here about the plot. 288 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,208 Don't tell me, write it down. 289 00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:34,458 Don't forget the TĂ­voli case, it's urgent. 290 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,124 - What? - The TĂ­voli Theater case. 291 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,166 We favor nobody here. 292 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:42,291 There are people who have been waiting longer than you. 293 00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:43,791 So, please... 294 00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:48,958 Don Reginaldo, what a surprise! Come on in, boss. 295 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,791 - Hi, Monroy. - I saw your picture... 296 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:52,083 ...with The Man. 297 00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:03,750 Come on in, boss. 298 00:30:19,458 --> 00:30:20,666 One moment. 299 00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:54,125 You may go in. 300 00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:57,666 - Yes, you. - Oh, I'm sorry. 301 00:30:57,708 --> 00:31:00,416 Chapas, Don GĂŒeyo, Harapos. 302 00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:01,666 Thanks. 303 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:16,625 Are we going in or what? 304 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,791 This is waiting room A. 305 00:31:19,041 --> 00:31:20,958 - Huh? - Waiting room A. 306 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:24,833 - That one is waiting room B. - Is it? 307 00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:36,625 - Hey, she... - Follow me, please. 308 00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:40,333 - Come on, make it fast. - Sure. 309 00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:46,083 This way, please. 310 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,375 This way, please. 311 00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:45,666 - Hey! We had an appointment. - Hey! 312 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:48,708 - Hey, we had an... - Please, go straight ahead. 313 00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:52,000 - Hey! - Why do you throw us out? 314 00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:58,208 - What are we doing now? - Let's use the other door. 315 00:32:58,416 --> 00:33:00,416 They'll throw us out again. 316 00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:02,250 - Knock again! - Hey, you! 317 00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:06,375 - Let's protest! - Yes, as only a Mexican knows. 318 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:10,124 Let's call a taxi. 319 00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:11,291 Taxi! 320 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:27,999 Don't worry, Mr. Reginaldo, I'll take care of everything. 321 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:29,125 Fine. 322 00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:38,583 It's Italian fabric, a model from Givenchy. 323 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:39,833 Given... what? 324 00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:44,833 Givenchy. It's divine. Don't you think so, Mr. Reginaldo? 325 00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:46,458 I just love it. 326 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,083 - She's the boss. - Of course. 327 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,375 Try it on, ma'am. 328 00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:58,250 Excuse me. 329 00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:46,708 - Something's missing. - Of course, a fur coat... 330 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:49,500 ...bracelets, necklaces and a watch. 331 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:57,208 NANA & THE DEVIL MA. LUISA LANDIN, 2 ORCHESTRAS 332 00:35:00,458 --> 00:35:03,791 THE TIVOLI DEMOLITION ABUSE OF AUTHORITY 333 00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:48,458 The editor called me and told me: "You screwed up." 334 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,166 "As from today, not a word about the TĂ­voli." 335 00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:53,041 "You'll write society columns." 336 00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:56,499 Who'll write about us and defend us? 337 00:35:56,541 --> 00:35:59,333 My boss was very clear: 338 00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:01,833 "Society columns or your resignation." 339 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:05,166 Now he'll do society columns. Big mouth! 340 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:08,291 Hey, why don't you write for another paper? 341 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,499 - It'll be the same everywhere. - They're all drooling. 342 00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:15,333 - Not a word about the TĂ­voli. - God, she's good! 343 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,124 To freedom of the press. 344 00:36:17,166 --> 00:36:20,500 - Thanks. - Look at that! 345 00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:23,458 I think they're trying to cover the TĂ­voli... 346 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,291 ...and the Reforma Ave. matters. 347 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:28,583 - Watch when she takes off... - This is serious... 348 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:31,166 ...and you're watching the devil's tits! 349 00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:32,541 Aren't they hot? 350 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:50,208 When do you want her at the theater? 351 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:53,458 - She might not even show up. - Who? 352 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:57,791 Eva. They just took her away and she didn't show up... 353 00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:01,416 - ...that night for the show. - She said she'd be here. 354 00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:03,874 We have to rehearse for our TV act. 355 00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:06,124 - Ha! - What do you mean? 356 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,458 Don't you see what's coming? 357 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:11,625 We won't always depend on the fucking theater. 358 00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:13,458 I'll give Eva her break. 359 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,791 I might take her with me to Acapulco. 360 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:18,499 I'll get her off this tits showing business... 361 00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:21,124 ...and give her prestige. 362 00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,791 - Sure. - You'll see. 363 00:37:50,416 --> 00:37:53,541 Well, gotta go. I'm going to a wedding. 364 00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:56,666 You're writing about it or holding the brides train? 365 00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:40,166 Tiliches, we're friends, give me a hand with Don Chucho. 366 00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:47,708 - What happened? - She won't work anymore. 367 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:49,749 - What? - I told you so. 368 00:39:49,791 --> 00:39:53,083 The look on that Mr. Reginaldo's face said: "I'll keep her." 369 00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:57,874 - Tiliches! - All the way from Hollywood... 370 00:39:57,916 --> 00:40:02,125 ...to indulge the distinguished audience at the "Waikiki"... 371 00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:04,250 ...your place... 372 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:07,208 ...the fabulous couple... 373 00:40:07,416 --> 00:40:10,666 ...Chin and the Golden Goddess. 374 00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:00,791 She's not working anymore. 375 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:03,291 - Huh? - She's not working anymore! 376 00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:07,041 She wants you to look for another partner... 377 00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:10,916 - ...for the TV act business. - That bitch! 378 00:41:11,875 --> 00:41:13,458 Who made her? 379 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:16,666 Who taught her how to move? I even gave her the name! 380 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,750 Her former name was Loreto GarcĂ­a. 381 00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:23,541 See? From Loreto GarcĂ­a to Eva Candela! 382 00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,583 What an ungrateful bitch! 383 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,458 - Waiter! - This is a good act. 384 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,750 No way! 385 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:58,333 Such is love 386 00:41:58,458 --> 00:42:01,625 One must be a good sport 387 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:14,125 - Don't you want me to drive? - When your darling goes away... 388 00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:24,083 Hey, you, slit eyes! 389 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,000 Taxi! 390 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,833 This is the way of love... 391 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,999 Need company, baby? 392 00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:37,416 Could you...? 393 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:42,875 Little china doll... 394 00:42:43,291 --> 00:42:46,583 Come on, he knows that Japanese style boxing. 395 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:48,625 I don't care! 396 00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:59,625 Don't mind him, he's drunk. 397 00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,000 Come on! 398 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:13,749 - Stop it! - Leave me alone. 399 00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:15,708 - Stop it! - Come on! 400 00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:18,083 - Stop it. - Come on, big eyes! 401 00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:19,666 Come on! 402 00:44:18,083 --> 00:44:20,416 It's good we weren't in the car. 403 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:28,499 In Heaven's name 404 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:32,875 I ask for your hospitality 405 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,541 As my beloved wife 406 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:43,375 Can walk no further 407 00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:48,083 Come on in, travelers 408 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,749 Travelers 409 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:54,458 Make yourselves at home 410 00:44:56,416 --> 00:44:58,833 And he goes: "Me, a drunkard?" 411 00:44:58,875 --> 00:45:02,541 "I'm no drunkard just because I drink from time to time." 412 00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:05,416 So, I go: "Me, gay?" 413 00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:09,250 "I'm no gay just because I fuck men from time to time." 414 00:45:12,625 --> 00:45:13,666 You devil! 415 00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:15,499 We... 416 00:45:15,541 --> 00:45:18,666 ...have loved each other... 417 00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:22,916 ...ever since we met. 418 00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:25,250 - Second call. - Your mom's coming! 419 00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:27,625 - May I have a sip? - Sure. 420 00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:32,000 Thanks. 421 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,166 Always here! 422 00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:44,958 Come on, let's go find Silvia and Chui. 423 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,500 -I was going to say: -Lend me your eyeliner. 424 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,041 "In this cool morning I sing a song for you..." 425 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,999 ...when I heard a voice from above: 426 00:45:54,041 --> 00:45:57,166 "If you let me have your sister, I'll knock her up." 427 00:45:58,208 --> 00:46:01,541 That kept happening the whole act. 428 00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:04,749 When I was done, the audience applauded me and I said: 429 00:46:04,791 --> 00:46:09,166 "You shouldn't applaud me, but the guy up there." 430 00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:12,916 - Let's see how you look. - You're right. 431 00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:14,999 You don't have much tits. 432 00:46:15,041 --> 00:46:17,500 You'll never make it as an exotic dancer. 433 00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:19,208 You need some exercise. 434 00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:23,166 Those pills are no good. Wear some padding. 435 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:26,000 Eva told me to go like this. 436 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:29,166 Not like that! You'll go flatter. 437 00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:32,583 Watch it, here comes Mrs. Furs. 438 00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:41,666 Let's go, Chui. 439 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:44,291 - Were they much trouble? - Not at all. 440 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:48,291 Exercises for her tits. 441 00:46:48,791 --> 00:46:51,291 She wants to be an exotic dancer, now is the time. 442 00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:54,125 Oh, dear! You took after your father! 443 00:46:54,625 --> 00:46:58,875 You know, I was in show business for 15 years... 444 00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:02,124 ...until these little angels came along... 445 00:47:02,166 --> 00:47:05,583 ...and spoiled the best body in the whole country. 446 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,875 Hey, I'll show you some exercises for your breasts. 447 00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:12,916 Watch and learn. 448 00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:16,666 This one is not only good for your breasts... 449 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:20,208 ...but it helps reduce the double chin. Pay attention. 450 00:47:20,916 --> 00:47:22,291 Follow me! 451 00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:25,583 One... 452 00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:27,625 ...two... 453 00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:29,958 - ...cha cha cha. - Oh, come on! 454 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,416 - One... two... - Tits, tits, tits. 455 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,666 - OK, again. - One... 456 00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:40,625 ...two, tits, tits, tits. 457 00:47:53,666 --> 00:47:56,750 What's wrong? What did you do to her? 458 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:58,874 Nothing. 459 00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:01,666 After all I was pretty hot, wasn't I? 460 00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:10,541 Hey, that bracelet you wanted, no can do. 461 00:48:10,666 --> 00:48:14,083 - What? - Things are going pretty bad. 462 00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:19,666 The worst thing was when Eva left. I told you, didn't I? 463 00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:22,874 And now, Tiliches wants out too. 464 00:48:22,916 --> 00:48:25,708 Come on, baby, don't be a pain in the butt. 465 00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:30,750 Things are fucking bad. What are we gonna do? 466 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,166 - Remember, darling? - What? 467 00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,875 This couch is where it all started. 468 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:43,124 Really? 469 00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:44,500 No, I don't remember. 470 00:48:46,708 --> 00:48:50,458 Come on, girls, hurry up! Get on stage! 471 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:54,250 Shake it up, girls. What you don't show, you don't sell. 472 00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:00,958 Do you want some candy? 473 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:03,708 - Mommy, mommy... - She's right here. 474 00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:07,458 - Eat your candy. - Look, I've rehearsed... 475 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,708 - ...a new act. - Shit, you scared him! 476 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:12,958 The only mute ventriloquist doll in the world. 477 00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:18,750 Hey, why don't you let Lili try out to take Eva's place? 478 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:22,583 - Lili? - Yeah. 479 00:49:35,708 --> 00:49:38,625 Keep a full shot in camera 1 and a close-up in camera 2. 480 00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:44,958 How are you, people? Good day. 481 00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:47,333 Good day, like they said to the widows: 482 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:50,000 "May yours be good and generously shared." 483 00:49:53,541 --> 00:49:56,874 What's that? I've only heard that sound in... 484 00:49:56,916 --> 00:49:59,458 ...Zacatecas, my home town. 485 00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:05,666 I was a little late because my car, a new Dodge... 486 00:50:05,791 --> 00:50:07,333 ...well, I mean, I am a dodger. 487 00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:11,541 No, no, really... 488 00:50:11,916 --> 00:50:13,583 ...my old car... 489 00:50:14,416 --> 00:50:16,541 ...my old car fell of a cliff... 490 00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:19,416 ...well, it was really a pothole in Bucareli St. 491 00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:24,666 By the way, I was reading some news. 492 00:50:29,541 --> 00:50:32,250 "Downtown streets will be extended." 493 00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:35,708 So there's room for more potholes, I guess. 494 00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:39,458 Here's another piece of news. 495 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:43,166 A rich civil servant repented... 496 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:46,875 ...and inherited his fortune to an orphanage. 497 00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:49,458 That doesn't sound right. 498 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:53,041 Oh, that's no news, that's the story line... 499 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:55,291 ...of the soap opera following this show. 500 00:50:55,458 --> 00:50:57,875 Have you heard about the foreman? 501 00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:02,083 He seeks his own benefit but he's supposed to work for-man. 502 00:51:04,791 --> 00:51:06,416 Here's another piece of news. 503 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:10,458 "The Mayor promises...", he's very good at that. 504 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:13,916 "He promises he'll put an end to corrupt... 505 00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:15,666 ...police officers." 506 00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:21,083 I do believe that. He likes putting an end to everything. 507 00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:24,583 - For example, the TĂ­voli. - Fuck! Shut up! 508 00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:28,124 While he tears down something he makes something else... 509 00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:30,458 ...like a big fortune for the contractor... 510 00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:34,333 ...and gives his share to God knows who. 511 00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:37,250 Well, in fact we do know who. 512 00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:40,708 - Yes? - Zoom in. 513 00:51:41,458 --> 00:51:42,625 Yes, sir. 514 00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:45,041 - Yes, sir. - He's always promising... 515 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:48,666 - He spoke to you himself? - ...he'll put an end to... 516 00:51:48,708 --> 00:51:50,666 No, sir, I don't doubt you. 517 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:53,250 No, sir, I'm sorry. 518 00:51:53,791 --> 00:51:57,875 It's not the monologue we rehearsed but you know these people. 519 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,083 - Talking about the TĂ­voli... - Yes. 520 00:52:00,125 --> 00:52:04,083 ...you people at home should send some letters... 521 00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:05,624 Yes, sir, in this moment. 522 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:08,374 It's outrageous that 46 families... 523 00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:10,500 ...we'll be thrown out to the streets. 524 00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:14,624 I'd appreciate it if you did send a lot of letters... 525 00:52:14,666 --> 00:52:18,708 ...in order to help us. They can't tear down our theater. 526 00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:20,625 That's it! 527 00:52:20,958 --> 00:52:23,833 Extending Reforma Ave is fine... 528 00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:26,750 ...but it's not fair that TĂ­voli is demolished... 529 00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:32,416 Hey, who turned off the monitor? 530 00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:36,375 For enjoying a delicious and unique flavor... 531 00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:38,958 ...only "Dorada". 532 00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:41,041 "Dorada". 533 00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:47,208 Hey! Why did you turn off the monitor? 534 00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:52,083 My act isn't over yet. Who sent to commercials? 535 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:55,958 The real golden beer for successful men... 536 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:59,250 ...and for people with a golden future. 537 00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:10,500 What are you smoking in there? 538 00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:13,958 Plain cigarettes, mom. 539 00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,291 Just plain cigarettes. 540 00:53:17,416 --> 00:53:19,333 This is no plain cigarette. 541 00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:34,083 GREAT TIVOLI FAREWELL SEASON DUE TO DEMOLITION 542 00:53:38,875 --> 00:53:41,624 - A cousin of yours? - That's right. 543 00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:46,624 Getting in for free is all you filthy rich people want. 544 00:53:46,666 --> 00:53:49,875 - Come on! - Come on, yourself! 545 00:53:53,958 --> 00:53:56,624 This place is all you could afford? 546 00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:59,708 When you're on stage, stick out your ass... 547 00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:02,291 ...and your tits too, of course. 548 00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:04,666 - What's this? - Hi, there. 549 00:54:04,791 --> 00:54:08,458 - Weren't you in Acapulco? - I didn't find a partner on time. 550 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:10,166 You never asked me. 551 00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:12,958 - Dream on! - What do you mean? 552 00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:15,958 Who do you think is taking Eva's place? 553 00:54:17,208 --> 00:54:19,708 And the big paddings? 554 00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:22,916 I lost one of them. I couldn't go out there... 555 00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:25,333 ...with one boob looking bigger than the other. 556 00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:27,999 - She's taking them off anyway. - Maybe the audience... 557 00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:31,833 ...will ask her to put them back on. 558 00:54:34,416 --> 00:54:38,666 Hey, tell us about your TV show. I saw you. 559 00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:43,374 It's for retards. I quit. Theater is my thing. 560 00:54:43,416 --> 00:54:46,333 - OK, Lili, it's your turn. - Already? 561 00:54:46,375 --> 00:54:49,083 - Break a leg, darling! - Thanks. 562 00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:50,625 Good luck! 563 00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:54,749 - She finally got her break. - Thank God. 564 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:59,041 - Today she becomes a stripper. - Let's hope she doesn't screw up. 565 00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:00,291 Come on! 566 00:55:57,833 --> 00:56:04,875 - Show us what you've got! - We want tits and ass! 567 00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:08,166 Tits and ass! 568 00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:11,166 Tits and ass! Tits and ass! 569 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:15,083 Tits and ass! 570 00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:22,125 Tits and ass! 571 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:34,375 - Tits and ass! - Tits and ass! 572 00:56:34,833 --> 00:56:38,416 Tits and ass! Tits and ass! 573 00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:41,375 Maestro? 574 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,416 Play the Mixteca song, will you? 575 00:56:45,416 --> 00:56:47,708 - Excuse me? - The Mixteca song. 576 00:56:54,833 --> 00:57:02,833 I'm so, so far away From my home town 577 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,249 Damn it! 578 00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:11,916 I am as homesick as I can be 579 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:13,625 I screwed up! 580 00:57:14,583 --> 00:57:16,666 I screwed up! 581 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:21,291 My dad said he'd come with my family and it had to be... 582 00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:24,791 ...on my debut as a stripper! 583 00:57:24,833 --> 00:57:26,625 Take it easy, darling. 584 00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:31,916 I couldn't do it. When I saw them I just couldn't go on. 585 00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:50,999 - Knock, knock. - Why don't you knock? 586 00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:52,625 Here I go again, knock, knock. 587 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,958 - Come back later. - You think you'll be alive? 588 00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:09,791 - Hi, Tiliches. It's my turn. - Whose turn is it now? 589 00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:22,708 Where did you get those dancing roosters? 590 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,541 It's a great act. 591 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,250 You'll see. 592 00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,208 Hold me, partner! 593 00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:09,750 Don't move, we'll be fined! 594 00:59:12,375 --> 00:59:14,791 Get her! Get her! 595 00:59:28,291 --> 00:59:29,916 So you want in again, huh? 596 00:59:32,041 --> 00:59:34,791 OK, but... I don't know. 597 00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:37,958 I can't pay you what you earned before. 598 00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:41,999 - I can't afford it. - Of course. 599 00:59:42,041 --> 00:59:44,500 Those fucking roosters must charge a lot. 600 00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:56,999 I don't complain. 601 00:59:57,041 --> 01:00:03,166 Money has been coming in being the farewell season and all, but... 602 01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:18,624 How many shows do they stand? 603 01:00:18,666 --> 01:00:21,458 Well, three roosters get electrocuted daily. 604 01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:24,333 Don't worry, we use them to make rooster soup. 605 01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:28,374 Hey, tell him what you do so the mouse will squeak on time. 606 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:31,791 Well, I hold him like this and I tie a string... 607 01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:33,958 ...you know where and... 608 01:00:41,250 --> 01:00:45,250 Now you're against cruelty to animals? 609 01:00:45,833 --> 01:00:47,833 Son of a...! 610 01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:50,000 Quijanito... 611 01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:54,208 ...I have a great idea for a humongous farewell show. 612 01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:57,874 All the big stars joining forces with their poor fellow artists. 613 01:00:57,916 --> 01:01:00,958 - They won't be up to it. - I just have to make some calls. 614 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,791 - Trust me. It's for a good cause. - Will you pitch in? 615 01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:09,624 One, two, three, four, Five, six 616 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:13,375 Seven, eight... Mambo! 617 01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:31,208 One, two, three, four, Five, six 618 01:02:31,375 --> 01:02:34,875 Seven, eight... Mambo! 619 01:03:05,541 --> 01:03:06,875 You jerk! 620 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,583 - What's up? - I have a great plan. 621 01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:16,250 - Yeah? - Do I switch to one? 622 01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:19,249 - No, stay there. - A humongous show... 623 01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:21,625 ...to raise funds for the TĂ­voli's artists. 624 01:03:21,833 --> 01:03:24,083 The performers already signed. 625 01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:27,291 Well, they've given their word, they're not charging. 626 01:03:27,416 --> 01:03:30,416 I'm talking about big stars. That's why I'm here. 627 01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:33,166 To discuss the details with PĂ©rez Prado. 628 01:03:33,958 --> 01:03:36,333 - Do you know him? - Know him? 629 01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:38,875 I write the lyrics to his music! 630 01:03:41,791 --> 01:03:42,875 Maestro! 631 01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:51,250 All the big stars will be there... 632 01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:53,916 ...and you'll broadcast the show. 633 01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:56,916 Of course, when the exotic dancers come out... 634 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:58,666 ...you'll go to commercial break. 635 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:03,541 - How much will this cost? - That's the best part! 636 01:04:03,583 --> 01:04:07,833 Not a cent, so all the money that comes in from sponsors... 637 01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:09,124 ...will be mine. 638 01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:10,916 Well, I mean 70/30. 639 01:04:12,541 --> 01:04:14,291 OK, 60/40. 640 01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:19,583 50/50. 641 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,375 - No problem. - It's poor people, you know. 642 01:04:35,958 --> 01:04:38,333 Here, give them this. 643 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:41,458 That guy got the dough out of PĂ©rez Prado. 644 01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:44,833 - What? - He got the dough out of PĂ©rez Prado. 645 01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:46,416 Thanks a lot, sir. 646 01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:47,458 You're welcome. 647 01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:54,333 - Free! - Taxi! 648 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,250 - Free! - Taxi! 649 01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:14,249 - Watch out for the gorilla. - What? 650 01:05:14,291 --> 01:05:16,916 She can only go out with me. I'm her chaperone. 651 01:05:16,958 --> 01:05:19,541 That's how Mr. Reginaldo calls me. 652 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:22,583 And the gorilla is here to look after us. 653 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,208 Only the chaperone can be near her and that's me. 654 01:05:28,333 --> 01:05:31,541 If you want to talk to Eva, do it now while dancing. 655 01:05:31,583 --> 01:05:36,541 The gorilla has orders to beat whoever gets near her. 656 01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:06,875 I am... 657 01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:09,458 The taxi driver 658 01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:13,166 Yes, sir, the taxi driver 659 01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:14,416 I am... 660 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:17,291 The cabby 661 01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:20,958 Yes, sir, the cabby 662 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,166 I am... 663 01:06:22,916 --> 01:06:25,083 The macalacachimba 664 01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:28,666 Yes, sir, the macalacachimba 665 01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:29,708 I am... 666 01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:32,583 The icuiriqui 667 01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:36,416 Yes, sir, the icuiriqui 668 01:07:00,125 --> 01:07:03,583 This is a clear case of abuse of civil authority... 669 01:07:03,625 --> 01:07:07,250 ...in urban disposal terms, don't say more. 670 01:07:07,416 --> 01:07:11,041 Listen, the United Front for the Defense of Dwellers... 671 01:07:11,166 --> 01:07:15,499 ...has been winning this kind of cases for 25 years. 672 01:07:15,541 --> 01:07:19,541 Everybody respects the Front and its leader, yours truly. 673 01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:20,833 Raul! 674 01:07:21,458 --> 01:07:22,583 Raul! 675 01:07:23,458 --> 01:07:26,791 I'm taking care of your business too. 676 01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:33,416 Didn't you hear about the Popular Neighborhood Two? 677 01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:34,458 No. 678 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:38,125 The government wanted to tear down their houses... 679 01:07:38,416 --> 01:07:40,083 ...to build a park... 680 01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:42,499 ...in their place, but I told them: "As sure as... 681 01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:45,208 ...my name is FĂ©lix Pantoja we'll win this case." 682 01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:46,374 And there I went. 683 01:07:46,416 --> 01:07:50,166 - What happened? - What do you think? 684 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,833 - That's why I... - It's the same with the TĂ­voli. 685 01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:58,958 The Mayor wants to screw you up just for the hell of it. 686 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,208 That's why I was sent to you. I wanted to... 687 01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:03,458 I know it for a fact. 688 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,708 - I wanted to... - Give me a second. 689 01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:07,416 - Sure. - Just one second. 690 01:08:09,375 --> 01:08:12,708 - It's an injustice... - Hold it. Tell him... 691 01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:15,458 - ...I need this case solved today. - Yes, boss. 692 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:16,625 Today, OK? 693 01:08:17,416 --> 01:08:21,041 - Get going. - There are 50 families... 694 01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:24,625 Take this case, for example. A solved case. 695 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,708 It's all a matter of having contacts... 696 01:08:27,750 --> 01:08:29,458 ...pulling some strings... 697 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:31,625 ...and being right, of course. 698 01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:36,791 I was telling you about the Mayor's bad faith. 699 01:08:38,458 --> 01:08:42,291 I was in his office when they showed him the model... 700 01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:44,458 ...of the Reforma Ave. extension. 701 01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:48,541 We can start working a month from now, Mayor. 702 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:52,000 We commit to finish over a two year period. 703 01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:57,083 We agreed on 22 months. 704 01:09:00,833 --> 01:09:03,708 What's this building in the corner? 705 01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:05,416 The TĂ­voli Theater, sir. 706 01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:07,833 The TĂ­voli, huh? 707 01:09:08,541 --> 01:09:10,083 What did I tell you about it? 708 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:16,083 Well, yes sir, but that's how it turned out in the plans. 709 01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:17,541 Turned out, my ass! 710 01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:19,916 It's nothing but a seedy joint... 711 01:09:20,541 --> 01:09:22,958 ...with strippers and cheap comedians... 712 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,000 ...where bums and perverts go to jack off. 713 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:29,874 No way that theater will stay there! 714 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,874 Neither those filthy neighborhoods! 715 01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:34,166 I want them gone too! 716 01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:39,125 TĂ­voli, my ass! 717 01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:45,250 A traffic circle. 718 01:09:46,375 --> 01:09:49,083 - That's what I want. - Another one? 719 01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:51,875 Yes, another one. 720 01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:54,416 What's wrong with traffic circles? 721 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:04,958 Just my kind of case! You'll see, we'll get our way. 722 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,666 It'll take me from eight to 10 days. End of story. 723 01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:11,249 Nobody will mess with you for as long as the trial takes. 724 01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:13,333 10 to 15 years, the longer the better. 725 01:10:13,666 --> 01:10:18,375 No one will mess with you if yours truly defends you. 726 01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:21,166 Give us a moment, will you? 727 01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:22,708 Tiliches. 728 01:10:26,333 --> 01:10:27,666 Give me a card. 729 01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:29,958 Give me two. 730 01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:32,208 All. 731 01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:37,500 - What you've got? - Hi. 732 01:10:38,250 --> 01:10:39,791 - How many sixes? - One. 733 01:10:39,916 --> 01:10:40,916 You win. 734 01:10:44,625 --> 01:10:48,208 How much did you say we needed to start working? 735 01:10:48,791 --> 01:10:51,708 Let's make it 3,000 for me to start moving. 736 01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:55,000 But it'll all be settled in eight to 10 days. 737 01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:56,916 Let's make it 2,000. 738 01:10:58,333 --> 01:11:01,333 - 2,500. - Let's do it half way. 739 01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:02,791 1,500. 740 01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:06,291 OK, 2,500. 741 01:11:10,916 --> 01:11:13,583 - Go on, count. - No need to. 742 01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:14,625 Raul? 743 01:11:15,916 --> 01:11:17,541 Needless to say... 744 01:11:17,958 --> 01:11:22,166 ...you were lucky yours truly took your case in. 745 01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:31,250 Enough. Enough. 746 01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:33,375 We'll call you. 747 01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,666 Next. 748 01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:44,958 May I begin? 749 01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:25,833 Mr. Quijano, everybody is waiting for you. 750 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:30,041 - Listen... - Come on, it's urgent. 751 01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:32,791 You and your bad timing, GĂŒeyo! 752 01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:42,625 Tell her to wait in my office for signing her contract. 753 01:12:51,958 --> 01:12:53,166 This way. 754 01:12:54,125 --> 01:12:56,166 Go sit down, child. 755 01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:58,541 Take a seat, please. 756 01:13:06,166 --> 01:13:08,250 This is how things are. 757 01:13:11,208 --> 01:13:13,541 This is where we stand. 758 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:19,958 Your homes and neighborhoods will be torn down. 759 01:13:21,166 --> 01:13:24,333 Either we stand together or we get screwed up. 760 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:29,500 Mr. Pantoja here will explain to you our position. 761 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,625 Thank you. Thank you. 762 01:13:38,291 --> 01:13:41,541 OK, people, how many of you are tenants? 763 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,208 And owners? 764 01:13:49,791 --> 01:13:52,874 Doña Engracia, isn't that neighborhood in... 765 01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:55,666 - ...Libertad St. yours? - I sold it yesterday. 766 01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:59,124 Some men came in and told me my taxes would... 767 01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:04,000 ...increase five times because of the works. 768 01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:05,999 The added value, of course. 769 01:14:06,041 --> 01:14:08,333 Yeah, added... Yes, that's it. 770 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,666 The same thing happened to me. 771 01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:14,249 I had to sell my building to those same men. 772 01:14:14,291 --> 01:14:17,583 - What did they look like? - God knows! 773 01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:20,750 I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to her. 774 01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:24,708 Well, the one who did the talking was tall... 775 01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:27,666 ...hefty, had dark skin... 776 01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:31,250 ...blue eyes, thick eyebrows... 777 01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:35,208 ...was smoking a cigar and wore a striped suit. 778 01:14:35,333 --> 01:14:40,375 There were two cops with him and a big guy with a gun. 779 01:14:40,583 --> 01:14:41,875 Of course! 780 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,416 They're buying everything around here. 781 01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:49,833 The Front for the Defense of Dwellers is here to defend you all... 782 01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:54,041 ...tenants and owners against the abuse of the authorities. 783 01:14:57,458 --> 01:15:01,291 - Who's protecting us? - The Front for the... 784 01:15:01,333 --> 01:15:04,208 - Yes, I know, but how? - What do you mean "how"? 785 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:07,458 Acting according to the law. 786 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:11,124 We're fucked! The only law for us is Herod's law. 787 01:15:11,166 --> 01:15:14,499 We'll force the authorities to give us some guarantees. 788 01:15:14,541 --> 01:15:18,583 They're the ones responsible for the tearing down. 789 01:15:20,125 --> 01:15:22,958 There are different kinds of authorities. 790 01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:26,791 Haven't you heard about the Constitution? 791 01:15:27,125 --> 01:15:28,208 The what? 792 01:15:34,041 --> 01:15:36,375 Out of there! 793 01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:41,583 Fuck off! 794 01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:47,208 Tiny people, get out! 795 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:03,833 Gentlemen, I'm begging you to let me do my job. 796 01:16:04,958 --> 01:16:06,916 Tits and ass! 797 01:16:08,666 --> 01:16:10,833 Tits and ass! 798 01:16:12,666 --> 01:16:14,666 We want tits and ass! 799 01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:22,625 Gentlemen, screw you! 800 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:30,541 - Don't push me! - I'm not. 801 01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:32,624 - Don't push me! - I'm not! 802 01:16:32,666 --> 01:16:35,041 - You are! - I never push anybody. 803 01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:37,458 Are we making up then? Stop it! 804 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,041 I'm not pushing. 805 01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:40,916 Let go! 806 01:16:41,208 --> 01:16:42,458 Hey! 807 01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:48,624 - Let's go. - Let me go change my clothes. 808 01:16:48,666 --> 01:16:51,499 You're fine. Are you a man or a woman? 809 01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:54,166 More of a man than you, more of a woman than your mother! 810 01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,833 - Smart ass! - Hey! 811 01:16:56,958 --> 01:17:01,208 Close the place down, but don't take the artists with you. 812 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,416 You never took them before. 813 01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:06,000 It's no big deal, don't worry. 814 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,333 Don't bother. 815 01:17:20,458 --> 01:17:23,041 Hey, we should go that way! 816 01:17:24,375 --> 01:17:26,916 Where are you taking us? 817 01:17:26,958 --> 01:17:28,791 Don't worry, everything's fine. 818 01:17:34,333 --> 01:17:38,499 Tell me why, Tell me, grandma 819 01:17:38,541 --> 01:17:42,916 Tell me why You are an old woman 820 01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:47,499 Tell me why You don't like jumping 821 01:17:47,541 --> 01:17:51,666 On beds anymore 822 01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:56,583 Tell me why You wear glasses 823 01:17:57,458 --> 01:18:00,375 - Are you gonna kill us? - Come on! 824 01:18:02,666 --> 01:18:06,458 A cousin of mine disappeared just like this. 825 01:18:07,458 --> 01:18:09,416 What are you doing with us? 826 01:18:12,291 --> 01:18:14,708 Micifus... 827 01:18:21,166 --> 01:18:24,749 He's always near the heat 828 01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:27,583 Just like you 829 01:18:29,958 --> 01:18:32,458 Tell me why 830 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,541 This way, please. 831 01:18:44,166 --> 01:18:45,291 Come in. 832 01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:47,083 This way. 833 01:18:52,541 --> 01:18:53,875 This way, please. 834 01:19:39,041 --> 01:19:41,916 - That's Don Fidel. - The one in the staircase? 835 01:19:41,958 --> 01:19:45,708 And Mr. Pacheco Castro and the man in charge of Public Works. 836 01:19:45,833 --> 01:19:47,541 And Dr. Valencia. 837 01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:49,916 Hey, that's The Man. 838 01:19:49,958 --> 01:19:51,624 - Look at him. - Who? 839 01:19:51,666 --> 01:19:53,250 The man in the big chair. 840 01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:58,291 - Come on, you're next. - What? 841 01:19:58,333 --> 01:20:00,291 Yes, the sketch. 842 01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:02,416 The Man has a great sense of humor. 843 01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:05,249 Yeah, he laughs every time he closes down our theater. 844 01:20:05,291 --> 01:20:08,499 That's not his doing. Ready? 845 01:20:08,541 --> 01:20:11,500 - The whole act? - Of course. Go ahead. 846 01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:22,749 - Santa Claus does exist, kids. - This poor bastard believes... 847 01:20:22,791 --> 01:20:26,374 ...in the promises leaders make, of course he believes in Santa. 848 01:20:26,416 --> 01:20:29,083 - What? - Don't mind her. 849 01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:34,416 Is it true Santa Claus gives presents to good boys, dad? 850 01:20:34,458 --> 01:20:35,916 Of course he does, my boy. 851 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,208 And to good girls? 852 01:20:40,250 --> 01:20:42,083 He gives them presents too. 853 01:20:42,125 --> 01:20:44,208 How about bad girls? 854 01:20:44,250 --> 01:20:46,416 He gives them babies. 855 01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:49,875 See? I told you we shouldn't play doctor. 856 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,083 - What! - Nothing, daddy. 857 01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:55,750 Imagine I come down from the chimney. 858 01:20:57,916 --> 01:21:00,750 - Santa Claus is here! - Santa Claus! 859 01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:14,041 - What's with you? - I do the singing. 860 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:17,625 - What's that burden? - Hold it, old man! 861 01:21:18,333 --> 01:21:19,916 What did you bring for us? 862 01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:21,833 I bring your presents. 863 01:21:21,875 --> 01:21:23,875 Be careful! 864 01:21:26,791 --> 01:21:28,791 Oh, my pants... Kids... 865 01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:31,166 I want my presents, you fatso! 866 01:21:31,208 --> 01:21:33,458 Let's see what he's got here. What's this? 867 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:36,666 This is a nice present for our deputies. 868 01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:38,583 An alarm clock! 869 01:21:38,958 --> 01:21:41,166 - What about this hat? - This hat... 870 01:21:41,208 --> 01:21:45,291 It's a Charro hat, right? For the union leaders. 871 01:21:46,791 --> 01:21:48,541 You'd better bring nail-scissors. 872 01:21:49,541 --> 01:21:51,624 - Nail-scissors... - What's this? 873 01:21:51,666 --> 01:21:54,291 This is a very special gift for the Mayor. 874 01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:55,374 Why? 875 01:21:55,416 --> 01:21:57,750 Because he's always watering things down. 876 01:21:58,291 --> 01:22:00,791 - What do you have for us? - I brought a present... 877 01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,125 ...from the government to the people. 878 01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:05,416 - What is it? - A violin! 879 01:22:06,291 --> 01:22:08,541 The world's smallest violin! 880 01:22:11,791 --> 01:22:12,916 Who's this book for? 881 01:22:14,541 --> 01:22:18,000 This book is a nice present... 882 01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:21,000 ...for The Man and his cabinet. 883 01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:26,708 "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves." 884 01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:05,541 What's wrong with Christmas? I like it. 885 01:23:08,625 --> 01:23:10,749 - I'd like some of this. - Sure. 886 01:23:10,791 --> 01:23:12,708 - It was great. - Yes. 887 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:21,458 I can't tell that to The Man, don't be naive! 888 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:26,291 There's no way we can do that. 889 01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:29,499 - Why not? - I talked to Mr. Dominguez... 890 01:23:29,541 --> 01:23:32,416 ...and he suggests that you go see the Mayor. 891 01:23:32,458 --> 01:23:34,249 I'll talk to The Man. 892 01:23:34,291 --> 01:23:37,333 - Two more cans of caviar. - OK. 893 01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:40,916 Give me some bread. 894 01:23:43,291 --> 01:23:45,958 How are we getting a taxi at this hour? 895 01:23:47,666 --> 01:23:48,958 Start walking. 896 01:23:56,750 --> 01:23:57,791 Taxi! 897 01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:01,875 Taxi! 898 01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:05,875 First the clowns and now the mariachi. 899 01:24:08,666 --> 01:24:10,541 We're going to the TĂ­voli. 900 01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:14,666 Hey! Hey, you! 901 01:24:16,041 --> 01:24:20,666 I haven't seen "Raccoon" Pantoja in about two weeks. 902 01:24:21,583 --> 01:24:25,958 - "Raccoon"? - Yeah, that's what they call him. 903 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,291 You didn't know? 904 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,499 Guess why. 905 01:24:29,541 --> 01:24:32,125 He told me he came here every morning. 906 01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:35,500 Nobody answers his phone. 907 01:24:36,166 --> 01:24:39,083 No shit! If you find him... 908 01:24:39,125 --> 01:24:41,750 ...remind him that he owes me 200 pesos. 909 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:54,458 TIVOLI'S HUMONGOUS FAREWELL SHOW 910 01:25:25,291 --> 01:25:27,083 It's stone cold! 911 01:25:27,125 --> 01:25:30,458 Don't rub this man's gun, darling. 912 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:34,250 - Do I have to get naked? - Yes, not you, her! 913 01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:43,833 Yeah, baby, let him have it! 914 01:25:51,791 --> 01:25:55,208 - You're busted, fucking thief! - Shit! I have no escape. 915 01:25:55,250 --> 01:25:56,583 Don't be a clown! 916 01:25:57,375 --> 01:26:00,625 Give that to me! What's with you? 917 01:26:01,666 --> 01:26:04,999 Yeah, baby, let him have it! 918 01:26:05,041 --> 01:26:08,250 Stop trying to save your ass with her ass. 919 01:26:13,083 --> 01:26:15,999 Don't touch that! Don't touch that! 920 01:26:16,041 --> 01:26:17,874 Don't you dare...! 921 01:26:17,916 --> 01:26:20,250 Damn it! Who stole the barrel? 922 01:26:20,458 --> 01:26:22,875 - Watch it, it's loaded. - Let's see. 923 01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:37,374 All quiet on the front, my respected boss. 924 01:26:37,416 --> 01:26:39,249 What's up? What's up? 925 01:26:39,291 --> 01:26:40,500 Nothing, nothing. 926 01:26:45,166 --> 01:26:46,625 For your lunch. 927 01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:54,000 Your engine won't start. 928 01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:06,083 Son of a... 929 01:27:07,250 --> 01:27:09,541 Enough scratching, ladies. 930 01:27:09,791 --> 01:27:12,000 Here I am at your service, boss. 931 01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:14,624 I mean... any kind of service. 932 01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:17,208 Stop joking or I'll make you keep your word. 933 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,875 Stay alert, girls. 934 01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:40,083 Ass-kisser! 935 01:27:46,750 --> 01:27:49,291 - The Man is waiting. - The Man! 936 01:27:51,375 --> 01:27:53,958 Those big residences 937 01:27:55,458 --> 01:27:58,625 With balconies Owned by the rich 938 01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:03,208 Bank accounts in Switzerland And 100 mistresses 939 01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:07,458 He's just like King Midas 940 01:28:08,708 --> 01:28:10,166 He wants more 941 01:28:10,958 --> 01:28:12,416 He wants more 942 01:28:12,458 --> 01:28:16,708 He wants more of it all 943 01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:21,083 Yachts, jewelry And big checks 944 01:28:22,833 --> 01:28:25,666 For his bimbos and friends 945 01:28:27,458 --> 01:28:30,166 Cadillacs and three ranches 946 01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:34,791 He wants it all for himself 947 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:39,541 He wants more of it all 948 01:28:40,833 --> 01:28:42,250 He wants more 949 01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:44,583 He wants more 950 01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:48,833 He wants more of it all 951 01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:57,750 He wants more of it all 952 01:29:02,291 --> 01:29:06,375 He wants more of it all 953 01:30:48,375 --> 01:30:52,375 Tits and ass! We want tits and ass! 954 01:30:53,416 --> 01:30:54,833 Tits and ass! 955 01:30:55,041 --> 01:30:58,458 I'm happy to see our same old audience. 956 01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:03,000 Yes, the same old audience. 957 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:04,583 Gentlemen... 958 01:31:07,125 --> 01:31:09,291 ...the TĂ­voli dies today. 959 01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:15,041 It dies because that's the wish of a very powerful man... 960 01:31:15,916 --> 01:31:18,125 ...who wants to put an end to it. 961 01:31:22,250 --> 01:31:24,833 This is the TĂ­voli's death sentence. 962 01:31:28,833 --> 01:31:31,916 The demolition warrant. 963 01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:37,458 That's why... 964 01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:40,625 ...we're all together here... 965 01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:43,291 ...to say goodbye. 966 01:31:43,875 --> 01:31:46,041 Our long time stage director... 967 01:31:46,083 --> 01:31:50,000 ...our dear friend, Don JesĂșs Quijano, "Quijanito"... 968 01:31:53,791 --> 01:31:57,416 ...our coworkers, fantastic comedians... 969 01:31:58,333 --> 01:32:00,250 ...Harapos and Willy. 970 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,916 And the biggest erotic dancer this theater has had. 971 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,624 Wait... and the hottest too! 972 01:32:12,666 --> 01:32:15,291 We want tits and ass! Tits and ass! 973 01:32:15,333 --> 01:32:18,291 Tits and ass! Tits and ass! 974 01:32:18,583 --> 01:32:21,416 Tits and ass! Tits and ass! 975 01:32:23,041 --> 01:32:26,291 Come on, you owe it to them. 976 01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:28,458 - No, I won't! - Come on. 977 01:32:28,625 --> 01:32:29,875 Come on. 978 01:32:31,166 --> 01:32:34,291 Tits and ass! Tits and ass! 979 01:32:34,416 --> 01:32:36,208 Tits and ass! 980 01:32:41,416 --> 01:32:44,749 Tits and ass! Tits and ass! 981 01:32:44,791 --> 01:32:47,583 Tits and ass! 982 01:33:36,541 --> 01:33:41,458 Fellow citizens, we, the artists who worked at the TĂ­voli... 983 01:33:41,500 --> 01:33:43,750 ...the people's artists... 984 01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:48,708 ...ask you for your help on our battle for freedom... 985 01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:52,208 ...to fight with us shoulder to shoulder, elbow to elbow. 986 01:33:52,333 --> 01:33:56,541 We need you. 987 01:33:56,583 --> 01:33:59,458 - We are your artists. - We are your artists! 988 01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:01,666 - Don't walk out on us. - Don't walk out on us! 989 01:34:01,708 --> 01:34:03,499 - Louder. - Louder! 990 01:34:03,541 --> 01:34:05,041 - Don't be stupid. - Don't be... 991 01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:21,208 Fire! 992 01:34:24,333 --> 01:34:26,833 FREEDOM 993 01:34:29,333 --> 01:34:34,999 ...the Constitution was written by the people. 994 01:34:35,041 --> 01:34:37,374 The people provide us of our daily bread... 995 01:34:37,416 --> 01:34:40,208 ...and we pay them back with fun. 996 01:34:41,125 --> 01:34:43,958 The government wants to take away our daily bread and... 997 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:47,833 ...the people's fun. Hunger is no laughing matter. 998 01:34:49,291 --> 01:34:50,500 ...hunger... 999 01:34:51,666 --> 01:34:53,958 We're here to... 1000 01:34:55,041 --> 01:34:57,833 ...we want to fight back under the protection... 1001 01:34:57,875 --> 01:35:00,000 ...of our constitutional rights. 1002 01:35:00,458 --> 01:35:03,624 All of us, Mexican people, have the right... 1003 01:35:03,666 --> 01:35:06,416 ...to fight for our working place. 1004 01:35:06,458 --> 01:35:09,791 We have the people's, the real people's support. 1005 01:35:11,083 --> 01:35:14,041 Hip hip hurray! Hip hip hurray! 1006 01:35:14,166 --> 01:35:17,750 Hurray for the TĂ­voli! 1007 01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:32,500 I told you the battery was broken. 1008 01:35:32,625 --> 01:35:37,250 They won't defeat us! The people has the right... 1009 01:35:37,416 --> 01:35:40,875 - What's the matter? - The truck won't start. 1010 01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:43,874 ...we won't give in no matter what. 1011 01:35:43,916 --> 01:35:45,208 I'm serious. 1012 01:35:47,458 --> 01:35:51,458 You can't park here, my friend. Move the truck over there. 1013 01:35:51,625 --> 01:35:55,291 - People will hear you better. - The battery is broken. 1014 01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:56,666 Really? Let's see. 1015 01:35:56,708 --> 01:35:57,791 See. 1016 01:36:04,458 --> 01:36:06,541 Mister President... 1017 01:36:08,208 --> 01:36:10,583 ...we're here to present to you... 1018 01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:13,416 ...the cruelty with which you will tear down... 1019 01:36:13,541 --> 01:36:17,833 ...what has been up to now not only a working place... 1020 01:36:18,083 --> 01:36:21,791 ...but a place of entertainment and fun... 1021 01:36:21,833 --> 01:36:23,791 ...for the average citizen. 1022 01:36:25,666 --> 01:36:27,583 Mister President... 1023 01:36:28,291 --> 01:36:32,791 ...don't make the TĂ­voli case a proof of how the powerful... 1024 01:36:33,041 --> 01:36:36,041 ...step on, go over and don't care what... 1025 01:36:36,083 --> 01:36:40,833 ...the average individuals of this country think. 1026 01:36:43,958 --> 01:36:46,083 Mister President! 1027 01:36:48,250 --> 01:36:50,458 He doesn't hear us. 1028 01:36:51,875 --> 01:36:55,291 Let's start pushing. Hey you, give us a hand! 1029 01:37:04,166 --> 01:37:05,749 Release the emergency brake! 1030 01:37:05,791 --> 01:37:07,833 I already did. 1031 01:37:08,375 --> 01:37:09,916 Fuck everything! 1032 01:37:11,250 --> 01:37:13,291 Let's drink... 1033 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:16,416 - ...to drown our sorrows. - First bottle's on me. 1034 01:37:55,500 --> 01:37:57,833 - What a pretty dress. - You like it? 1035 01:37:57,875 --> 01:38:00,249 - Yeah. - It's at your disposal. 1036 01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:03,624 - Who made it? - My sister does high fashion. 1037 01:38:03,666 --> 01:38:06,624 - I'll have to ask her. - She'll be glad. 1038 01:38:06,666 --> 01:38:08,624 Who makes your husband's suits? 1039 01:38:08,666 --> 01:38:10,125 A tailor. 1040 01:38:20,458 --> 01:38:24,000 I was telling you, he was very angry... 1041 01:38:46,416 --> 01:38:49,124 Don Quijano comes out and says: 1042 01:38:49,166 --> 01:38:53,124 "Shame on you! You have to go out there... 1043 01:38:53,166 --> 01:38:56,208 ...and apologize to the audience." 1044 01:38:56,250 --> 01:38:57,583 - Of course. - Did you? 1045 01:38:57,625 --> 01:38:59,416 Yes, we did. 1046 01:38:59,458 --> 01:39:02,375 The inspector said: 1047 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:06,375 "You'll both be fined big time." 1048 01:39:06,916 --> 01:39:09,958 - Half a fine each. - He persuaded us. 1049 01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:12,333 So there we go. 1050 01:39:12,458 --> 01:39:13,958 And what happened? 1051 01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:16,874 He goes out there and says: 1052 01:39:16,916 --> 01:39:21,041 "Ladies and gentlemen, please keep quiet." 1053 01:39:21,166 --> 01:39:24,333 And there was booing and whistling again. 1054 01:39:24,375 --> 01:39:28,166 They got on his nerves and he went once again: 1055 01:39:28,208 --> 01:39:29,916 "Fuck you!" 1056 01:39:36,250 --> 01:39:38,874 That Pantoja guy just vanished. 1057 01:39:38,916 --> 01:39:42,166 We're screwed just for the fun of an asshole. 1058 01:39:42,208 --> 01:39:44,500 Do they need another reason? 1059 01:39:44,666 --> 01:39:47,541 - What about me? - Is this enough ice? 1060 01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:54,041 Mr. Reginaldo's queen here could help us if she wanted. 1061 01:39:54,083 --> 01:39:57,916 I want nothing to do with it. I already staked enough... 1062 01:39:57,958 --> 01:40:01,666 ...by going to the theater and having this party. 1063 01:40:01,708 --> 01:40:04,458 I might be in trouble for stripping. 1064 01:40:04,750 --> 01:40:07,250 I just did it because he is out of town. 1065 01:40:07,541 --> 01:40:10,666 Now I get why you're half dressed. 1066 01:40:10,708 --> 01:40:12,583 Her man is out of town. 1067 01:40:12,625 --> 01:40:15,499 - Yeah, sure. - What do you mean by that? 1068 01:40:15,541 --> 01:40:19,166 - Regi told me so. - "Regi told me so." 1069 01:40:51,500 --> 01:40:55,374 Chino, start over again, Chapas wants to sing. 1070 01:40:55,416 --> 01:40:58,208 Me? Says who? Come on! 1071 01:40:58,458 --> 01:40:59,666 In D. 1072 01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:03,666 Forgive me 1073 01:41:04,041 --> 01:41:07,125 My sweet love 1074 01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:10,583 Forgive me 1075 01:41:11,041 --> 01:41:14,500 If I have failed you 1076 01:41:15,208 --> 01:41:17,750 Forgive me 1077 01:41:17,958 --> 01:41:21,208 My beloved baby 1078 01:41:21,375 --> 01:41:24,791 My adored angel 1079 01:41:24,958 --> 01:41:28,125 Please forgive me 1080 01:41:31,208 --> 01:41:34,833 They tore down my home, I have nothing. 1081 01:41:34,875 --> 01:41:37,291 How am I getting a job at my age? 1082 01:41:37,333 --> 01:41:42,041 I know what you mean, the same goes for me. 1083 01:41:44,750 --> 01:41:47,125 Enough whining! 1084 01:41:48,375 --> 01:41:50,916 Let's stand up for ourselves, damn it! 1085 01:41:51,916 --> 01:41:54,249 They're taking away our daily bread... 1086 01:41:54,291 --> 01:41:57,458 ...and all we do is whine. Are we a bunch of wimps? 1087 01:42:00,375 --> 01:42:03,208 It takes guts and dough! 1088 01:42:03,458 --> 01:42:05,250 Dough! Here it is! 1089 01:42:07,916 --> 01:42:11,666 If you couldn't talk with the Mayor, I will. 1090 01:42:11,708 --> 01:42:16,166 But first I'm going to have a word with your darling. 1091 01:42:16,416 --> 01:42:17,750 Lupe... 1092 01:42:19,291 --> 01:42:21,000 ...you know where he is, don't you? 1093 01:42:21,208 --> 01:42:22,583 You do. 1094 01:42:29,375 --> 01:42:31,666 Come on, Moncho, open the door. 1095 01:42:31,708 --> 01:42:34,333 - No can do. - All we want is... 1096 01:42:34,375 --> 01:42:35,749 ...to speak with Regis. 1097 01:42:35,791 --> 01:42:36,999 There's nobody here. 1098 01:42:37,041 --> 01:42:39,374 That's Mr. Reginaldo's car. 1099 01:42:39,416 --> 01:42:42,374 Come on. If it wasn't true we have an urgent message for... 1100 01:42:42,416 --> 01:42:46,708 ...the Mayor, how would we know they're all here? 1101 01:42:46,916 --> 01:42:50,333 They got here yesterday at about eleven o'clock. 1102 01:42:51,208 --> 01:42:54,999 Isn't that right? I myself drove Mr. Reginaldo here. 1103 01:42:55,041 --> 01:42:57,166 Come on, Monchin, open up. 1104 01:43:00,416 --> 01:43:04,041 - Be quiet. The bimbo stays here. - The hell I will! 1105 01:43:04,166 --> 01:43:06,666 - You come with me. - Let go! 1106 01:43:07,583 --> 01:43:09,083 You guys wait here. 1107 01:43:10,916 --> 01:43:13,708 Come on, take it easy. 1108 01:43:13,833 --> 01:43:16,333 Reginaldo will pay for this. 1109 01:43:16,666 --> 01:43:17,958 More? 1110 01:43:18,875 --> 01:43:21,625 - What about him? - He is coming too. 1111 01:43:49,708 --> 01:43:53,583 Wait here. I'll tell Mr. Reginaldo you're here. 1112 01:44:07,125 --> 01:44:08,999 Some guys are here to see you. 1113 01:44:09,041 --> 01:44:12,541 So this is your hideaway, fucking "Raccoon"! 1114 01:44:13,166 --> 01:44:15,541 - What is this? Pablo! - Let go! 1115 01:44:16,208 --> 01:44:17,791 Mr. Reginaldo is calling for us. 1116 01:44:17,833 --> 01:44:19,333 Fuck him! 1117 01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:22,666 - He's yelling for us. - OK, let's go. 1118 01:44:33,666 --> 01:44:35,416 Easy, easy! 1119 01:44:36,375 --> 01:44:37,791 Stay out of this! 1120 01:44:38,625 --> 01:44:40,541 - Help me! - Bastard! 1121 01:44:41,166 --> 01:44:43,000 Get me out of here! 1122 01:44:51,875 --> 01:44:53,416 Let me go. 1123 01:45:26,666 --> 01:45:28,291 Let him go! 1124 01:45:44,166 --> 01:45:45,750 Leave him alone! 1125 01:45:56,416 --> 01:45:57,708 Regi! 1126 01:45:58,750 --> 01:46:00,333 What the fuck happened here! 1127 01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:04,250 Damn it, look at all this mess! 1128 01:46:04,541 --> 01:46:06,208 Who'll pay for this? 1129 01:46:08,416 --> 01:46:09,708 Is he still here? 1130 01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:17,250 He's dead. 1131 01:46:22,708 --> 01:46:24,125 Out of here! 1132 01:46:24,625 --> 01:46:26,916 Out of here, stupid bitches! 1133 01:48:06,500 --> 01:48:07,958 Fucking asshole! 1134 01:48:45,041 --> 01:48:46,791 Come on, Tiliches. 1135 01:48:46,833 --> 01:48:49,583 Don't be stubborn, you'll get hurt. 1136 01:48:55,958 --> 01:48:58,000 I'll help you, motherfuckers! 1137 01:49:03,083 --> 01:49:04,750 Stop that! 1138 01:49:08,166 --> 01:49:10,208 Leave him alone, he's just helping. 79126

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