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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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There he is,
last cage on the left, Mr. Arbuckle.
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Thanks! Before you called,
I was starting to get worried.
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[grunting]
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Oh, hi. You're probably wondering
how I ended up here, aren't you?
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I'll tell you the whole story.
But do me a favor, will ya?
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Grab your remote
and press "rewind" for me.
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I'm a little tied-up right now!
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[Garfield] Okay, whoa! Stop. Right there.
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That's about twelve hours ago.
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It all started this morning
at exactly 8:03 am.
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I was doing what any sane creature
is doing at that hour...
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[snoring]
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-But suddenly, "it" happened.
-[barking]
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[screaming]
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I can see this is going
to be one of those days...
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And sure enough,
it was one of those days...
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[sniggering]
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[laughing]
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Just when I was about to glue
the mailman to the mailbox...
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-[barking]
-[screaming]
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[barking]
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[cheerful music]
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I knew I had to do something about
the mutt and his constant barking.
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Let's see..."Dog"... "Barking"... "Stop".
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Introducing Bad-Doggy,
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the talkative,
state-of-the-art dog collar...
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The best, humane way
to teach your best friend
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that barking isn't okay.
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[barking]
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Bad doggy. Bad doggy.
No barking allowed.
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[barking]
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[sad moaning]
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Hey!
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Comes with three different levels
of reinforcement training
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and a lock-in safety mechanism.
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One size fits all.
Void where prohibited.
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Dog not included.
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Click here to order with our special
ultra-super-speedy shipping option.
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I'm clicking, I'm clicking.
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I wonder how fast their special
ultra-super-speedy shipping option is.
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[honking]
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[screaming]
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I wonder what took them so long?
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This is the answer
to the barking problem!
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Collar in place.
Now, what do I do next?
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Let's see here. "Turn on."
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That is way too technical for me.
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Okay, let's see if it works.
You may bark when ready, Odie!
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[barking]
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Stop!
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State-of-the-art dog collar, huh?
This thing doesn't even work!
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Let's see what's wrong here...
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Oh, wait. "Press button A to turn
on the lock-in safety mechanism."
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Here we go.
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[barking]
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Bad doggy. No barking allowed!
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[whining]
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It works!
Oh, great, oh, great, oh, great!
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Now, let me remove this and...
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come on, come on!
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Oh, boy.
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There's gotta be some info
in the instruction manual
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about how to remove that thing.
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Nothing? You've gotta be kidding me!
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[grunting]
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[suspenseful music]
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[barking]
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Bad doggy.
Bad doggy. No barking allowed!
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[whimpering]
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Not to worry.
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Jon will find a way to remove it
when he comes home in...
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Oh! Six hours!
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[Garfield narrating] I thought
I'd just sleep until Jon got home.
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I was wrong.
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[barking]
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Bad doggy.
Bad doggy. No barking allowed!
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Bad doggy. Bad doggy.
No barking allowed!
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Bad doggy!
Didn't you hear me? No barking allowed!
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All right! I've got to get
this collar off me.
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I need tools.
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[whimsical music]
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[rustling]
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[grunting]
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Congratulations.
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You have successfully activated
level two
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of the reinforcement training software.
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"Level two?"
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"Level two: Additional apparatus
discourages the dog from barking."
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"Additional apparatus?"
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-What could that be?
-[barking]
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Bad Doggy! Bad Doggy!
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And don't say you didn't ask for this!
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[gurgling]
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Hey I'm not a dog
and I'm not barking!
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-[dramatic music]
-[barking]
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Who knows what this thing will do next?
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I have to make sure that this collar
doesn't hear any more dog barking.
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[soft music]
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[muttering]
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Don't worry. It's just until Jon
gets this collar off me.
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I'm going to watch some TV
and wait for Jon.
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[oriental music]
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I don't need to watch this.
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I don't need to watch this.
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All right! It's time to exercise.
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I'll never need to watch this.
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I'm coming to you
from Northwestern Park,
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the scene of today's statewide dog show.
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No!
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Take it off!
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Oh, what a time for the batteries
on the remote control to wear out!
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I may have to actually get out
of my chair and go to the TV itself!
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Our congratulations go out to Cayenne
from Lindenhurst, New Jersey.
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The judges awarded her top honors.
Any comments, Cayenne?
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[barking]
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No, Cayenne!
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Bad doggy! Bad doggy!
How many times do I have to tell you?
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No barking allowed!
Do you hear me? No barking allowed!
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[dramatic music]
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I've got to get out of here!
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[dramatic music continues]
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[groaning]
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You know, I never did learn
how to tie good knots.
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[barking]
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You are a very bad doggy!
Very bad doggy! Very bad doggy!
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[panting]
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[little girl] Hello, Mr. Kitty Cat.
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You were running to get away from
those mean old dogs, weren't you?
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Oh, you don't have to worry.
We don't have any dogs here.
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My mother doesn't allow it on account
of she's allergic to dogs.
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I'm safe.
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That's why I only have toy dogs.
See how cute they bark?
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[dramatic music]
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Oh no! Oh no!
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Congratulations.
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You have successfully
activated level three
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of the reinforcement
training software...
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"Level three?" Oh, no!
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What's going to happen
to me on level three?
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You... Bad, bad, bad doggy!
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[lively music]
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Bad doggy!
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[screaming]
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Bad doggy!
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Bad doggy!
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[screaming]
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[Garfield]
The collar flew me all over town
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and then dropped me right over
Northwestern Park...
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[screaming]
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...where, fortunately, there was a pond.
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Well, at least I'm safe here.
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They don't allow dogs
in Northwestern Park...
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Except the one day a year
when they have the dog show here!
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[barking]
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[screaming]
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[lively music]
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Terrible dog! No more barking!
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[screaming]
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So is it any wonder I wound up in here?
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Okay, so now let's get that collar
off you.
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Yes! Please! Please! Get this collar
off me before another dog barks!
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Get it off me
and I'll do anything you ask.
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I'll hold my daily lasagna consumption
down to below ten.
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Now, let's see how this comes off...
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It's gonna take blow torches!
And chain saws! And drill presses!
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And all kinds of tools and things...
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Oh, it just pops open when you touch
this button...
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That's it? That's all it takes?
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I don't know why you had any trouble
with it, Garfield.
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It just pops on like this...
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I don't care how it works.
I'm getting out of here.
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And then it comes off at the touch
of a button like this...
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[suspenseful music]
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Hey, not that door, cat.
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That's the dog pound in there.
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You just push this button.
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You push this button.
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[barking]
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I've told you for the last time!
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No barking, you bad doggy!
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No barking! Bad Dog!
No barking!
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Stop, dog! Leave me alone!
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[screaming]
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[lively music]
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[upbeat music]
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