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-[snoring] -[clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[cheerful music]

[Jon] Ah! What a lovely day!

Don't you just love a trip to one of our great national parks?

National park... Yeah... A place with bad TV reception,

little insects that bite you and no pizza delivery.

-[Odie muttering] -[Nermal giggling]

And worst of all, four days with Nermal.

There's gotta be an ejector seat button here somewhere!

I just need a little cologne. So I smell like myself.

-[Odie groaning] -Right. "Eau de Pew."

I know it's hard to imagine, Odie, but things could still get a lot worse.

[Odie muttering]

Yeah. Jon could have decided to bring along the--

-[Drusilla] Where's the kitty cat? -[Minerva] Where's the cute doggy?

-[squealing gleefully] -...the twins.

-[squealing gleefully] -[ominous music]

Where's that moronic nephew of mine?

[giggling nervously]

-[giggling nervously] -[twins] Hi, Uncle Jon!

Hi, girls! [giggling nervously]

[growling]

I did mention that the twins would be joining us... didn't I, guys?

[groaning]

We brought adorable outfits for you to try on!

-We're gonna have so much fun! -[whining]

Help! Someone! Call the society for the prevention of cruelty to animals

by dressing them up funny! Help!

-[twins chatting] -Stop! No! Not me! Please! Help!

-[peaceful music] -[birds cawing]

[bird chirping]

[squirrel chattering]

Ah, we're here.

Come on out, guys. Take a deep breath

and enjoy the smell of a clean, beautiful national park.

We look terrible dressed like this.

Of course, I don't look as bad as you two do.

[Odie whining]

-[twins giggling] -No, he's probably right.

They look so cute.

They should get some sort of merit badge for being adorable.

I already have six.

All right, guys. We're here at this beautiful national park.

There's hiking. There's swimming. There's fishing.

There's exploring the forest. What would you like to do?

[gasping]

-[sighing] -[ominous music]

No, we are not going home now.

If we hurry, I can catch a nap before my afternoon nap.

Out, out, out!

I didn't drive all this way so you three could sit in the car.

This is the great outdoors.

If it was all that great, they'd move it indoors.

What are you watching, Drusilla?

I'm Minerva. You're Drusilla.

Oh. I'm always getting us confused.

Is that... Celeste?

It's a news show that tells all about what she's up to. Shhh!

But the biggest news is the upcoming concert

by Celeste St. Clair... -[twins gasping excitedly]

Upcoming concert!

[drum break]

♪ I've been looking for you All the mornings of my days ♪

♪ I've been looking for you ♪

♪ But you're so far away ♪

♪ I've been looking for you ♪

♪ All the mornings of my days ♪

♪ I've been looking for you To come to me and stay ♪

♪ My spirit's running low ♪

♪ Without you ♪

♪ Time is going so slow ♪

♪ Without you ♪

♪ I cannot feel alive ♪

♪ I may not long survive ♪

♪ Just thoughts of long ago ♪

♪ Without you ♪

♪ I've been looking for you ♪

♪ All the evenings of my nights ♪

♪ I've been looking for you ♪

♪ But you're a distant light ♪

♪ I've been looking for you ♪

♪ All the evenings of my nights ♪

♪ I've been looking for you ♪

♪ To come and makes things right ♪

[crowd cheering]

See? Experience counts.

-[soft music] -[bird chirping]

-Jon wants us to enjoy ourselves here. -[bushes rustling]

-How can we enjoy ourselves? -[bushes rustling]

[Odie muttering]

There's no TV. There's no microwave.

[bushes rustling]

[Nermal] Hey, guys! I found something cool!

This is Echo Point.

[bushes rustling]

[Odie muttering]

-[bushes rustling] -[Odie gasping]

What's so cool about an echo?

What's cool is that you can do this. Check it.

Nermal Cat is the cutest creature in the entire world!

[echo] Nermal Cat is the cutest creature in the entire world!

Nermal Cat is the cutest creature in the entire world!

Nermal Cat is the cutest creature in the entire world!

[Nermal giggling]

Garfield Cat is much, much cuter than Nermal!

[echo] That's not true! Nobody thinks that!

-It's a dirty lie! -[Garfield groaning]

Nermal is much cuter!

Hey, don't blame me. It's your echo.

Okay. Where did the pooch go?

-[cheerful music] -[Odie sniffing]

-[bushes rustling] -[Odie screaming]

[growling]

In there?

There's no one in there.

He's right.

-There's no one in here. -Farley, you gotta be quiet!

There's someone in that bush!

-A couple of someones. -[Odie muttering]

Okay, they know we're here.

Presenting... three raccoons!

Three raccoons?

[in unison] Ta-dah!

[gasping]

Hi guys! How's it going?

-I'm Farley... -He's right!

He's Farley. I'm Charley and that's Gnarly.

You're city folks aren't you, aren't you?

Well, welcome to the forest primeval...

or as we call it, home.

-[Odie whining] -I'm Garfield.

The scared dog is Odie and the annoying cat is Nermal.

Yeah, we're from the city.

The city! See I told you, Farley and Charley, didn't I?

I told you they were city folks, didn't I, didn't I?

Oh, you were right, Gnarly. Oh, so right.

Welcome to our forest.

You can have anything you want!

Wild strawberries?

Strawberries!

We'll wash them for you! Washing stuff is like our favorite hobby!

-[Garfield licking his lips] -Are you crazy?

Raccoons are full of germs!

Thanks. We're good.

Huh... What's it like, life in the city?

Oh, yeah, coz we're never been to one. But then again, why would we?

We have everything we need right here!

Everything you need?

Please! You don't even have cable TV!

[twanging music]

♪ The beauty of nature's around you ♪

♪ I'm way too cold and way too wet ♪

♪ The things out here will astound you ♪

♪ I can't get on the Internet ♪

[groaning]

♪ We require food-to-go ♪

[Nermal] ♪ I can't miss my favorite show ♪

[both] ♪ Everything is oh so wrong ♪

♪ So get us back where we belong ♪

♪ You can be free of all the stress ♪

♪ That we don't have in the wilderness ♪

♪ Escape that dark, depressing strife ♪

♪ And try the sunny side of life ♪

♪ You can be free of all the cares ♪

♪ Except of course for the snakes and bears ♪

♪ Escape that dark, depressing strife ♪

♪ And try the sunny side of life ♪

♪ Enjoy the sunny side of life ♪

[Jon] Garfield! Odie! Nermal?

[sighing] If you'll excuse us, we must really return

to our fully-furnished, five star luxury trailer...

-[Odie barking] -Au revoir! Have fun in the rain, guys!

Gee, they seem like nice guys.

Oh, you're right. You're so right.

I don't know. They don't seem like nice guys to me.

And you're right, too.

Come on. We need to get out of this rain.

Let's take a peek at this trailer of theirs.

Yeah. Good idea.

Oh, now you're both right.

Who wants popcorn?

I want popcorn. And a pizza. And a corned beef on rye.

And a taco.

Look! It's Celeste!

♪ I've been looking for you All the evenings of my nights ♪

♪ I've been looking for you ♪

-♪ But you're-- ♪ -[knocking at window]

-[Odie growling] -♪ I've been looking for you ♪

I'm not sharing my popcorn! We'll just not see them.

That wasn't very nice, was it?

See? I told you they weren't nice.

Oh, you were right.

We need to teach them a lesson!

Here's what we're gonna do: Tonight, after they're asleep,

we're gonna push that trailer of theirs over to the poison ivy bed...

[cackling and chattering]

[suspenseful music]

[engine revving]

[ominous music]

[soft music]

[Jon humming contentedly]

Hmm?

[humming]

[twins yawning]

'Morning, Uncle Jon.

Good morning, Drusilla and Minerva.

Wanna lend me a hand?

I'm making Liz a nice bouquet with a little of this redwood vine,

not to be confused with poison ivy, which makes people scratch and itch.

Actually, that is poison ivy, Uncle Jon.

No, no, no, no. I know the difference between redwood vine and p-p-p-p-

p-p-p-p- poison ivy!

[screaming]

-[splashing] -[Jon screaming]

[screaming]

Is that some sort of weird bird?

Yeah, it's the rare Red-Rash Shrieking Arbuckle.

-[Jon screaming] -[Garfield, Odie and Nermal screaming]

[screaming]

Do we really have to go?

We just got here!

[grunting] I'm sorry, girls, but I need to go somewhere to stop this itching.

[screaming]

Did you tell Garfield, Odie and Nermal that we were about to leave?

Yes. Here they come now.

Good. Make sure they get in while I... [screaming]

...finish packing.

-Hurry up and get in. -Uncle Jon says we're about to leave.

[doors slamming]

[cackling]

[groaning]

[grunting] Why did they do this to us?

Never trust guys who wear masks all the time.

[grunting] Odie, how are you doing?

[whining]

[giggling]

Ta-dah!

Good work, boy! Now, untie us!

All right. Are we all set to go?

All set!

Garfield, Odie and Nermal are back in the trailer.

Then let's go home. [moaning in pain]

-[Odie yipping] -[Garfield and Nermal shouting]

Where's Jon going without us?

It doesn't matter where he's going.

What matters is the "without us" part!

[screaming]

[upbeat music]

Subtitling: ECLAIR