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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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I'm talking with the chief lasagna
farmer here,
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Nunzio Cappelletti.
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My worthless, dishonest cousin Nunzio.
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Now, I have a lead
on where to find the lasagna tree.
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[Mama Meany]
I want that lasagna tree.
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You're not going to get in my way.
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When you get the tree,
bring it to me here.
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My conclusion: the alleged
lasagna tree is a fake.
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We've got to get out of here
and rescue the lasagna tree.
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There! That'll keep them out.
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Unfortunately, it will also keep us in.
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[intriguing music]
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They went in there, boss.
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It's locked.
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Not for long it isn't.
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Well, at least there's no way
they can get in.
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[engine revving]
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[thudding]
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[dramatic music]
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[whimpering]
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We're trapped.
There's no way out.
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We just have to hope, Odie.
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[muttering]
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Hope that there's another chapter
after this one.
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They're in there
and they're not getting away.
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Sooner or later, he's going
to get in here, and he'll get us.
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But we can make sure
he never gets the lasagna tree.
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[muttering]
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By eating the lasagna tree.
Come on!
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[lively music]
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[suspenseful music]
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[moaning]
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Odie, I never thought I'd say this,
but...
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I never want to eat lasagna again
for the rest of my life.
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[muttering]
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And you can hold me to that
until... what time is dinner?
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They ate all the lasagna.
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Now, how are the scientists going
to figure out the secret of the tree?
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You tell them.
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No, you tell them.
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Let's tell him together.
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[in unison] The lasagna tree is a fake.
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Someone just stapled lasagnas
on a tree.
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That would really disappoint me.
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If I had any plans
to ever eat lasagna again.
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[moaning]
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So, what are you fixin' to do, Mama?
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It was great lasagna.
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I want the recipe for it,
and I know exactly how to get it.
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[suspenseful music]
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[Jon] OK, what is it you want, Mr. Meany?
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It's very simple.
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I want the recipe
for Mama Cappelletti's lasagna.
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I have your cat and dog here.
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[whimpering]
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Do not, under any circumstances,
give him the recipe.
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[gasping]
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If you want them back,
give me the recipe.
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Under those circumstances,
give him the recipe.
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[barking]
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Here you are, signore Meany.
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My private recipe
for the finest lasagna in the world.
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But we're going to give that recipe
to the entire world.
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That is why she doesn't mind
giving it to him.
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All right. Let the cat and dog go.
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Come on, Odie.
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I have an idea,
but it's mean and devious
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and it's a rotten thing
to do to anyone.
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[Odie muttering]
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Of course I'm gonna do it.
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With this lasagna recipe,
I'll be able to drive out of business
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every Italian restaurant
in the world I don't own,
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starting with yours, Vito.
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[dramatic music]
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You're a terrible man, Meany.
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An awful man.
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I agree and I ought to know.
I used to be like you.
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I don't care what anyone thinks of me
as long as I'm rich.
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If I ever need respect,
I can just buy it.
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Well, I for one will never respect you.
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The food in your restaurants is awful.
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Transmission to satellite started.
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[suspenseful music]
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I know the food in my restaurants
is awful.
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But I also know most people
are too stupid to know the difference.
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I keep lowering quality
and raising prices,
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and still those idiots come in and eat
the lousy pasta I serve...
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Chad, what's this show?
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I turned on the TV
to watch Eddie Gourmand,
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and this enormous,
obnoxious guy is on.
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Did you know my chicken parmesan
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contains neither chicken nor parmesan?
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That's absolutely true.
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My word! This bloke is popping up
in chat windows
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all over the Internet.
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My fettuccine alfredo
contains fake fettuccine
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and the guy who makes it
is not named Alfredo.
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It doesn't make a bit of difference
to my customers.
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It's that guy with the annoying
commercials, Mama Meany.
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And I have the strangest feeling
that Garfield
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has something to do with this.
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I can serve the lousiest product
to people
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but if I spend enough money
on advertising, they simply eat it up.
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You wouldn't believe how much money
I make selling this garbage.
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[hubbub]
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Believe me. Anyone who'd eat
at a Mama Meany's restaurant
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has no taste and probably no brains.
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This is very disturbing.
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What? That Mama Meany just confessed
to the whole world
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that his restaurants are lousy?
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No. That in this whole
"Lasagna Tree" episode,
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this was the only scene with me in it.
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I'm gonna get my agent on the phone.
I deserve a spin-off.
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So now that I have this recipe,
I'll have my staff figure out
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how to make it cheaper.
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My goodness!
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My robotic cameraman seems to be on
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and broadcasting this
all over the world.
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[gasping]
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[laughing]
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All over the world?
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[laughing]
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Shut up, Mama!
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I'm shuttin' up.
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-Too late.
-[barking]
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[intriguing music]
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[Mama] Good riddance to him.
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Now, you all get ready.
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I'm going to make you the best dinner
you ever had in your lives.
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Your lasagna tree... very clever.
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And a very good thing to do for Mama.
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Si, I told you I'd changed.
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[soft music]
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Well, that's just about the end
of our story.
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But I've got a few minutes
before dinner will be ready
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so let me tell you what I think
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the long-term effects of all this
will be.
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Here, Smiley.
Show them what I have in mind.
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Projecting flash-forward.
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[Garfield]
No one who saw that broadcast
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is ever going to set foot
in a Mama Meany's again.
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So you can figure that most of them
will go out of business.
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Please... eat here.
Haven't you seen our commercials?
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[sighing]
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Might as well throw all the food away
and close the place.
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You made that decision at a good time.
Here comes the garbage truck.
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Hi, Mama!
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These are the only jobs we could get
after you fired us.
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[Louie] Yeah! We haven't changed
professions that much.
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We started out hauling
your food around,
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and now we're hauling garbage
which is what we always...
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Shut up, Louie.
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I'm shutting up.
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No, I'm not. We're hauling garbage
because your food is garbage.
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All except for the ravioli
which is trash
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and minestrone which is junk...
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[screaming]
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[Garfield] And where will everyone go
for pizza and pasta then?
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Why, to Vito's of course,
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or to other good little restaurants
all over the world.
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But at Vito's,
I see them being very busy.
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Not too busy to make lasagna
for me,
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according to Mama Cappelletti's recipe,
but pretty busy.
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Vito! We need more garlic bread.
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They may even have to take on
more help.
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Nunzio! More breadsticks to table 21.
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Just as soon as I take this pizza
to table eight, cousin.
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Now, you may be wondering.
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Couldn't Mama Meany
have saved his empire
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by using Mama Cappelletti's recipe
to make the best lasagna in the world?
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[muttering]
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See? He's wondering that, too.
The answer is no.
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[Odie muttering]
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Nope.
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First of all, you know Mama Meany.
He wouldn't do it right.
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He'd use cheap ingredients
and cheaper labor.
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But even if he used
the same ingredients,
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it wouldn't turn out the same.
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Look at how Mama Cappelletti cooks.
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She stands there all day
over the stove,
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cooking for people she cares about.
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She tastes the sauce
and to make it perfect,
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she adds a little of this
and a pinch of that,
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because it has to be right
for her family, for her guests,
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[muttering]
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It sounds corny I know,
but she adds love,
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and that, Odie,
is the secret of great cooking.
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And most other things in the world,
for that matter.
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Dinner will be ready in half an hour,
everyone.
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A half hour? That's tough love.
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I can't wait a half hour to eat.
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It's too bad lasagna
doesn't really grow on trees.
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It would come in handy at a time
like this when you craved a snack.
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But I'll let you in on a little secret.
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If you promise not to tell.
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[muttering]
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[intriguing music]
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[barking]
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Shhhh!
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Burritos grow on bushes.
Here. Have one.
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[soft music]
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♪ We are all now gathered here
as friends and family ♪
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♪ All thanks to a little fib
called the Lasagna Tree ♪
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♪ On this topic we all agree ♪
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♪ The lasagna tree brought us to Italy ♪
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♪ Vito and I
Now wonder why ♪
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♪ We let differences intensify ♪
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♪ I'm happy that
Thanks to this cat ♪
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♪ Mama Meany's plans have fallen flat ♪
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♪ I missed seeing Mama ♪
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♪ And I think that she missed me ♪
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[Odie barking]
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♪ I missed seeing Mama
and I think that she missed me ♪
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♪ They were reunited
due to the lasagna tree ♪
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♪ We're as happy as we can be ♪
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♪ Cause the lasagna tree
brought us to Italy ♪
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♪ We're together as you can see ♪
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♪ Let us thank the lasagna tree ♪
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[Odie barking]
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[chatting happily]
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[soft music]
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[applause]
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Everyone's having such a good time.
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I hope it doesn't spoil things when
they find out I snuck into the kitchen
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and ate everything
for the next three courses.
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And dessert.
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Mmm!
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[upbeat music]
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