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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[narrator] There was a time long ago
before our own,
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when ships had sails
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and there were no such things
as smartphones, microwave, ovens
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or the device on which
you are watching this...
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It was a time when no ships were safe,
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least of all the crafts
of the Royal Post Office...
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You think he's out there, Captain?
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Out there and waiting for us...
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the scurviest bloke
to ever sail these seas...
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Cap'n Herman! Sail ho!
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That sailcloth!
It's the "Cat O'Nine Tails".
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He's coming... Cap'n Garfield!
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[screaming]
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[ominous music]
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[screaming]
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[narrator] The "Cat o' Nine Tails"
roamed the seas,
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plundering galleons,
its captain feared by all...
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The notorious scallywag
carved himself quite a name
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for preferring
canned lasagna over gold...
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Ah, lasagna...
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And for his weapon of choice:
custard pies!
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As we say in the pirate business...
"Custard-pied men tell no tales!"
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Yo-ho-ho, me hearties! No quarter!
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[growling]
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[action music]
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[yowling]
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[sailor] Look. It's Cap'n Garfield's
faithful sea dog.
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[moaning in pain]
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[yowling]
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[screaming]
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We've seized control of the ship,
me Cap'n...
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Trussed and tied as you ordered, Cap'n.
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Good job, me buckos!
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You know what dire fate awaits ye,
don't ye?
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-Please, Cap'n!
-Be merciful!
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Tongue!
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[laughing]
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[sobbing]
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Cap'n Garfield, I beg of ye.
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Spare me crew.
And spare me your meringue.
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What is it you want?
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You know what I want.
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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Take my cargo!
All the lasagna in the hold!
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It was a story as old as time.
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Whenever Captain Garfield boarded
a craft, he left with its lasagna...
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[Bruno] Captain Garfield triumphs again!
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[Harry] He always does!
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Thank you. Thank you, Captain Garfield,
for sparing me.
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Until next time. And there will be
a next time, mate.
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[whistling]
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Thank you for saving us, Captain.
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Cap'n Garfield is a scourge.
I'm surprised he didn't double-cross you.
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He may be a black-hearted pirate
of the seas,
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but he is a cat of honor.
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Sometimes.
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[giggling]
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And after every successful
act of piracy,
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the Captain and his crew would
celebrate with a rousing sea shanty.
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[joyful music]
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♪ We are pirates unsurpassed ♪
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♪Jolly Roger flies high on our mast ♪
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♪ We see a ship and we strike ♪
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♪ We board and take what we like ♪
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♪ We are men you can't defeat ♪
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♪ So surrender when we meet ♪
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♪ Hand over anything that's good to eat ♪
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♪ Yo heave ho heave ho ♪
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♪ Yo heave ho heave ho ♪
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♪ Yo heave ho heave ho
Yo heave ho heave ho ♪
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♪ Yo heave ho heave ho
Yo heave ho heave ho ♪
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[all] To the attack! Show no mercy!
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♪ Yo heave ho heave ho ♪
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[narrator] That is how unmerry
they were in the royal castle...
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News of the latest plunder
enraged the Queen,
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who promptly summoned
the Commodore
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of one of her Royal flagships...
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[Queen] The royal stocks
of canned lasagna
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are dwindling at an alarming rate,
Commodore.
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Shocking. Horrendous.
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You must put an end to the Corsair's
reign of terror, Commodore Nermal.
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Seize the dread pirate Garfield
and throw him in my dungeon.
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I'm on the job, Queenie Baby.
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I mean: Your commands shall be carried
out to the fullest, Your Majesty.
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"Queenie Baby?"
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Before the sun had set that day,
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Commodore Nermal was off in search
of the blight known as Captain Garfield.
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He sailed the high seas...
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He sailed the low seas...
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For days, Commodore Nermal
got hopelessly lost
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near either the North
or South Pole.
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[GPS] When you can, make a legal
U-turn at the next iceberg.
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I never should have bought
one of these things.
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Let us do this the easy way, mate.
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Locate a ship bearing lasagna
and we shall just follow it.
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A wise move, Commodore.
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A simple, obvious truth, my mate.
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Find the lasagna... and you find
the overweight orange pussycat.
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Truer words were never spoken.
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And so it was that the next day
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on a familiar craft
of the Royal Post Office...
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Do you expect the pirate Garfield
to board us again, Captain?
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Let me put it this way...
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Just thought I'd save time.
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Cap'n Herman! Sail ho!
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It's him again.
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[ominous music]
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I believe we all know how this works.
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[laughing]
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Thank ye, men.
You're savin' us all a heap o' time.
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Okay, just give me the lasagna
and I'll be on my way.
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[Nermal] Not so fast,
ye thieving rapscallion!
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I be Commodore Nermal,
captain of the Beauty Queen
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and cutest kitten
in the whole wide kingdom!
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Guards, seize them handsomely!
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[groaning]
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[action music]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Hey! Be careful with that thing, matey.
It just might be a sword.
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[laughing]
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'Tis way easier
than I thought! And now...
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Me Commodore,
ye have something on yer nose.
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I do?
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It be spoilin' your appearance,
it be, it be.
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Really? Would ye hold that for me?
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I don't see any blemishes...
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My sword! You tricked me!
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[laughing]
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I'll hoist ye over the yardarm,
ye orange-bellied sluggard!
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[screaming]
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[narrator] Oblivious to the dueling pair,
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a one-eyed evil
was scrutinizing their every move,
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waiting for the right time to strike...
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Maneuver towards the ship!
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These two fools
are so wrapped up in their catfight,
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they won't even notice us!
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[mocking sound]
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A mouse! A mouse!
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[action music continues]
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[cackling]
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[shouting]
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Come back here, ye stinking rose
smelling blaggard!
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[screaming]
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[suspenseful music]
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In the heat of battle, Captain Garfield
and Commodore Nermal were taken aback
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as another ship collided with that
of the Royal Postal Office.
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[grunting]
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Mackookoo?
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We meet again.
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What be ye doing here,
ye two-faced vulture?
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[cawing]
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Doing what we do best, Cap'n Garfield.
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Stealing what was briefly yours!
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[laughing]
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Men!
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-Arr!
-Arr!
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[grunting]
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Pirates just love to say "arr."
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Unhand me!
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Hey! Find yerself another ship
to plunder! I was here first!
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Shut up.
You don't need these fools.
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Join me and together,
we shall rule the seven seas!
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Mmmm. Let me consider yer offer
for a moment.
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Nope. I'd rather be marooned
on a desert island
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with basic cable
and no pizza delivery.
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Funny you should mention that.
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[ominous music]
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Fair winds, you two!
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[laughing]
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I vow I'll reclaim me ship
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and me hearties from yer evil parrot
clutches, Mackookoo!
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[Odie yowling]
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Well... It could be a lot worse.
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It doesn't get much worse
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than being marooned on a desert island
with ye on it!
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That's right. I'm with him.
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Hey, Mackookoo! Come back!
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How about feeding me
to the sharks instead?
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[intriguing music]
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'Tis hardly the time to be writing
yer memoirs!
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I'm writing a letter
to tell her Royal Highness
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that vile, unkempt pirates
have stranded me on a desert island
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with naught but an old wooden bucket
and you!
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Addled fool!
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We're thousands of leagues
from the Royal Palace!
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There's no way
that bottle will reach its destination!
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[intriguing music]
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[soft music]
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[cooing]
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Goodness gracious! It's an urgent
message for The Queen!
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Change of plans, guys!
We're flying back to England!
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[narrator] Meanwhile,
back at the Royal Palace,
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the Queen was growing
a tad impatient...
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[groaning]
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Beans! Again?
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I shan't eat another can of beans!
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I'm afraid, we've run out of lasagna,
your majesty.
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Listen! I can make you a nice quiche.
Maybe a yummy order of...
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A message from Commodore Nermal,
your Highness.
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"Captured by pirates?"
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"Stranded on a desert island"?
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This is flat-out intolerable!
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Here. Crumple this for me.
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It has been crumpled,
your highness.
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I shall take the matter
into my own royal hands!
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Ready my royal vessel.
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And pack a few swimming suits.
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Caribbean, here I come!
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[intriguing music]
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[gasping]
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[Garfield snoring]
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This tree is dripping a sticky
white liquid. It's revolting.
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Whatever it is, it can't be as revolting
as being stranded here with you.
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[gasping]
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Captain Garfield! We're not alone.
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I wish I was.
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No, no. There's someone else
on this island.
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Your imagination is running away
with you, Commodore Nermal.
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There's no one else.
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[both gasping]
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[suspenseful music]
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[screaming]
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[teeth chattering]
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[screaming]
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[upbeat music]
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