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You want
another burger, Al?
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They're almost finished.
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You made 'em
just like I like 'em.
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Dark.
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There you go, honey.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Well...
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Urp!
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I'm full.
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Okay, honey, now it's time
to do your chores.
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Wait a second, Peg.
We had sex three nights ago.
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I'm still kind of woozy.
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The garbage, Al.
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The longer
of the two jobs.
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And the more rewarding.
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Don't you even know
how to do that?
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Aw, thanks, Peg.
Now it's exactly like sex.
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I can't believe it.
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I failed.
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Which class was it this time?
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Oh, Daddy,
I'm not talking about school.
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Why would I care about that?
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Mom, I flirted with a boy,
and he paid no attention to me.
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Oh, honey.
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Well, you can't give up.
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You've gotta
keep on trying.
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Well, there's nowhere left to go
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once you've stood
in the boys' shower,
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wearing a sign
that says "soap."
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Hey, I play for keeps.
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It's unbelievable.
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Every time I've wanted a guy,
I've gotten him.
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I mean, I'm famous for it,
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but this guy won't even
look at me.
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Mom, you've got to help me.
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What did you do
in school to get guys?
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Same thing she does now
to chase them away.
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Daddy, we're talking.
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Just clean up the garbage, Al.
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Oh, God.
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Well, Kelly,
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a good place to start
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is to pretend that you have
a common interest.
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Now, what does this guy like?
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Football.
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Everyone wants
a football player.
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I played football.
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You know, football players
aren't very bright,
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and they usually wind up
doing menial jobs
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for minimum wage,
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desperately clinging
to their former glory.
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Yep, yep. They called me
Touchdown Bundy.
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Yeah, I was great.
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Mom, I have never failed
at getting a guy.
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I mean, once that goes,
I'm nothing.
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No, Kel.
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Once the lips
stop saying, "Yes,"
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and the eyes
stop saying, "Duh,"
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then you're nothing.
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If only it was
as easy for me
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as it is for Bud.
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A Penthouse,
a night light,
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and a pillow
named Shirley.
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One problem at a time, kids.
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Now, Kelly, here's what
I think you're doing wrong.
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Stop flirting with this boy
at school.
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Get him alone
with no distractions.
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Get him to tell you all
his secret dreams and hopes,
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and then use them
to crush him.
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The important thing is
to go after what you want.
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I did.
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AL: Peg, I stepped
in the garbage can,
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and I can't get out!
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I'll be right there, Al!
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Just be sure it really is
what you want.
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Hey, no-life,
I need a favor.
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I want you help me
get this guy.
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What's wrong,
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the breakaway blouse
isn't working?
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Hey, I'm asking you nice,
you little eunuch.
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Anyway, I have an idea.
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I checked up on this guy,
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and I know he's not doing
too good in English.
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"Well," Kelly.
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Well what?
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[SIGHS]
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Okay. So he ain't done
no good in English.
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So what?
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Okay, once again.
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In Of Mice And Men,
the big one was...
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Lenny.
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Very good.
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And the little one was...
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Squiggy?
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Good. Good.
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Now that we've, uh,
conquered literature,
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let's move on to spelling.
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First word...
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"Tramp."
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Okay, I think it's time
for a break.
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Now, listen, Matt.
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You just stay here
and run the alphabet
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from A to F
like we've been doing.
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I'm Kelly.
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Remember? We met in
the boys' shower the other day?
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Oh, yeah. The soup girl.
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The soap girl.
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S-O-P-E.
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You're a football player.
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I have a football
question for you.
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I get cramps
in my leg right here.
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Do you think
you could get that out?
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Well, it may take some time,
but I'll do what I can.
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Uh, hi, Dad.
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Dad, I'm Kelly,
and this is Matt.
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I'd like you to meet us.
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Nice to meet you, Kelly.
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So, uh, you're
the football player, huh?
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You know, I used
to play football.
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You remember
the Panthers of '66?
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Yeah, they were the last
championship team at our school.
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Daddy...
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AL:
Later, Kelly.
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You know who the fullback was
on that team?
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Take a guess.
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Red Grange?
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Well, close.
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Me.
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You're Red Grange?
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Pleased to meet you, sir.
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Uh, I'm pleased to meet you too,
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but you can call me
by my nickname, Al Bundy.
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Daddy...
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So, what position
do you play, son?
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Fullback.
Yeah?
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Well, we went both ways
in our day.
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Well, now a lot of
the guys on the team
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go both ways.
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Not me, though.
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I like girls.
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Ahem. Ahem.
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Kelly, you want to take
something for that?
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Anyhow, yeah, we were
really great back then. Yep.
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Only team in Polk history
to go undefeated.
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Now, that's something
that'll never happen again.
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We're undefeated too.
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Hmm? Well, h-how many games
you got left?
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One. This Saturday.
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You really ought to
come see your record
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go down the drain,
Mr. Grange.
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I can get you good seats.
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Did I tell you
that I hold the school record
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for touchdowns in a season?
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That's amazing.
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I'm one touchdown away from
breaking that record too.
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[LAUGHS]
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It's a young man's world,
you know?
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[LAUGHS]
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You know I think we have
an old football out back.
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What say me and you
go out there
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and you, uh...show me
some of your moves?
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Sure. Let's go.
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Uh, Matt, remember?
My leg?
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Oh, I'll look
at it later, Kathy.
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It's Kelly. The soup girl.
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Hey, Kel,
where's Matt?
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AL: Damn it!
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[LAUGHS]
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That's what we call
a "fake left, go right."
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Well...
I'm a little rusty.
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You want
to try it again?
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You little son of a...
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I can't believe it.
I almost had him.
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[LAUGHS]
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That's what we call
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a "faking you
out of your jock."
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Yeah, well, I thought
I dropped a quarter.
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Let's try it again.
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Go back there and take
a run at it this time.
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Give it up, Kelly.
You're just not his type.
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I am everybody's type.
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But why can't I get
this one guy?
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Because all he knows
is sports,
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and all he likes
is cheerleaders.
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[STOMPING]
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AL: Ooh!
[THUD]
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That's what I call
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an "open-handed chop
to the Adam's apple."
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Then that's
what I'm gonna be,
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a cheerleader.
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Kelly, I hate
to burst your bubble,
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but there's only
one more game left,
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and the squad is full.
It's impossible.
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Who could have put
poison oak in your pompoms?
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Damn the luck.
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Next.
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I'm Kelly Bundy,
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and the dream of my life
is to become a Polk Dot,
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so here's a little cheer
that I wrote myself.
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[QUIETLY]
1, 2, 3, 4...
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P-O-K-E!
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Poke High!
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Yay!
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Very good,
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but it's P-O-L-K,
Polk High.
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You know,
after President James K. Polk?
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What do you
think, Ms. Mount?
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[GRUFFLY] I like her.
I like her a lot.
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Congratulations, Miss Bundy,
you are now a Polk Dot.
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I'm so excited.
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Congratulations, Kelly!
That's so great!
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Get a life, will you?
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
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All right,
33 to the right.
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Now, make it work.
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Oh, come on, Al,
perk up.
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I mean, even if
your record is broken,
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you still have me.
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Yeah, and my job
as shoe salesman.
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That's right, honey.
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Sometimes you've just got
to pick the man up.
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Oh, buck up, Al,
Polk's only up by 7.
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Aw, Polk can't lose.
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It's a home game
against the school
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from the rich
white neighborhood.
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Let's face it, Steve,
my record's history.
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I really tried to hurt
that kid, you know?
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I know, Al.
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Hey, I got something
to make you feel better.
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Look at this.
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Now, watch this, Al.
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Yay, team!
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Am I a fan, or what?
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I feel so alone.
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Oh, honey,
look at our little girl.
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She may not graduate,
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but she is the prettiest
cheerleader in school.
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ALL [CHANTING]:
Poke 'em in!
Poke 'em out!
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Poke 'em, poke 'em
in the snout!
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If they holler, let 'em go!
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo!
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Polk High!
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Go, Matt!
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Come here!
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I'm yours!
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Why doesn't Matt ever
play with the ball over by me?
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Yoo-hoo, Matt! Matt!
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Hey, don't pat him, pat me!
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Ow!
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Yay, Kelly!
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[LAUGHS]
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Ah... Look at her, Marce.
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I'm so proud of her.
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See how she raises her legs
higher than everyone else?
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Yes. But the other girls
are standing up.
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00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:57,167
ANNOUNCER:
And the point-after is good.
261
00:12:57,167 --> 00:13:00,634
The score,the James K. Polk Panthers, 14,
262
00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:04,033
the Chester A. Arthur Aryans,nothing.
263
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,434
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
264
00:13:06,434 --> 00:13:07,934
You stink!
265
00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:12,701
Oh, Al, must the fact
that your glory days are over
266
00:13:12,701 --> 00:13:14,734
drag us all down?
267
00:13:14,734 --> 00:13:16,968
I mean, even if
your record is broken,
268
00:13:16,968 --> 00:13:18,400
you still hold the record
269
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,767
for the most consecutive days
without sex,
270
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:26,868
and no high school kid's
gonna break that one.
271
00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:29,200
You know, it's amazing.
272
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,300
You got to give Marcy
a lot of credit.
273
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,701
I thought she'd
be gloating,
274
00:13:32,701 --> 00:13:35,567
but she genuinely
feels bad for me.
275
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:38,367
MARCY:
Look at those young boys.
276
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:39,868
Those tight little buns
277
00:13:39,868 --> 00:13:42,868
squeezed into thosetight little uniforms.
278
00:13:42,868 --> 00:13:44,534
Spike me, baby.
279
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,234
Spike me.
280
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,000
ANNOUNCER: And latein the second quarter,
281
00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,133
the score, Polk, 14,Chester A. Arthur, 7.
282
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,100
This is discrimination.
283
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,300
You know, the guys
on the team have it so easy.
284
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,100
A guy gets a little
knee to the groin,
285
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,534
he gets treated
like a baby.
286
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:09,133
Well, I'm cheering
with a bunion,
287
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:11,133
and I want
some attention.
288
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,167
Water boy!
289
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,934
What are you doing here?
290
00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:18,067
Well, I had a little
poison oak left over,
291
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,901
so I decided to take out
the water boy.
292
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,767
Meet the new water boy.
293
00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:26,767
You don't even bathe.
What do you know about water?
294
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:29,501
I know if you spray some
on a cheerleader's sweater,
295
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,400
you get a cheap thrill.
296
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,734
I want water.
297
00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:43,734
Oops.
298
00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,267
All right, now, listen up.
299
00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:46,701
This game
is for the championship.
300
00:14:46,701 --> 00:14:47,868
I want 100 percent. Right?
301
00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:49,000
Yeah!
Right!
302
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,367
Here's the play
we're gonna run.
303
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,701
Now, look--
304
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,000
Don't mind me.
I'm just here to cheer.
305
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,534
Go, Matt!
306
00:14:57,534 --> 00:15:00,834
Hey! Do you mind?
307
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:03,567
Do I interrupt when
you're speaking?
308
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:04,734
Ow!
309
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,167
[CROWD CHEERING]
310
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,100
Get him!
Yeah!
311
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:17,000
All right!
Cheerleader huddle!
312
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,133
All right, girls.
313
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:19,901
We're up, but it's close,
314
00:15:19,901 --> 00:15:22,300
and the guys really need
your support.
315
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,901
Men always need
a woman's support.
316
00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:26,200
What do they give us?
317
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,834
Nothing we can use.
318
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:32,167
That's why we must treasure
these moments together.
319
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:33,467
By the way,
320
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,834
tonight will be the traditional
year-end slumber party
321
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,801
at my place.
322
00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:40,100
You seniors know what I mean.
323
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,501
All right, now, get out there
324
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:44,100
and shake your dots
for Polk High!
325
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,801
[CHANTING]
Our team is what?
326
00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:46,801
OTHERS [CHANTING]:
Red hot!
327
00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:47,801
Our team is what?
328
00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:48,801
Red hot!
329
00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:51,133
Our team is R-E-D red
H-O-T hot!
330
00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:52,834
Once we start we cannot stop!
331
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,934
Uh-huh!
332
00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:56,200
Uh-huh!
333
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,267
Hike!
334
00:15:57,267 --> 00:15:59,801
[***]
335
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,300
[CROWD GASPS]
336
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,000
So when do
the football players
337
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,400
come over
and talk to us?
338
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,534
[SCOFFS]
339
00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:38,367
Nobody talks to us.
We might as well be lepers.
340
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:41,300
I can't wait
till this game is over.
341
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,100
So, you want to come
to my house tonight
342
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,000
and play some records?
343
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:46,801
No.
344
00:16:46,801 --> 00:16:48,734
You're a geek.
345
00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:52,534
ANNOUNCER: And we're latein the fourth quarter,
346
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:56,033
and Polk is six minutes awayfrom an undefeated season.
347
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:58,367
I can't take this.
348
00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:00,601
Ah, what else
could happen to me?
349
00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:03,267
ANNOUNCER:
Your attention, please.
350
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:04,634
Folks, I've just been told
351
00:17:04,634 --> 00:17:08,868
Red Grangeis in the stands today.
352
00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:11,200
Maybe he'll stand up for us.
353
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,501
[APPLAUSE]
354
00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:24,534
Did you see him?
355
00:17:24,534 --> 00:17:26,133
ANNOUNCER:
Matt Gibson has the ball.
356
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,267
He cuts right.
357
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:29,300
He's running downthe sidelines.
358
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,701
Matt, Matt!
359
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,901
Yoo-hoo! Matt!
360
00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:36,434
555-287...
361
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,400
[***]
362
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,667
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
363
00:18:02,534 --> 00:18:05,634
MARCY:
So young, so young...
364
00:18:05,634 --> 00:18:07,167
Hey, number 21,
365
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:10,067
if you got the place,I'll do the time.
366
00:18:12,601 --> 00:18:14,767
Oh, yeah.
367
00:18:16,901 --> 00:18:20,767
PEG:
Poor Al. He's havingsuch a miserable day.
368
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:26,067
Gee, I hope he doesn't realizethis jacket cost $200.
369
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,667
AL:
My record is going to hell.
370
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,501
No one will remember me.
371
00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:36,300
And my wife is wearinga $200 jacket.
372
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:41,534
STEVE:
I think if I getinto fourth gear
373
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:42,934
a little sooner,
374
00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:48,834
I can really increasemy miles per gallon.
375
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:51,167
Oh, man, I'll tell Marcyon the way home.
376
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:54,267
It'll really turn her on.
377
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,200
ANNOUNCER:
It's Polk with the ball.
378
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,734
They're up 21-14with 20 seconds to go.
379
00:18:59,734 --> 00:19:02,067
There's the snap.The ball pops loose.
380
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,868
It lands in the handsof an Aryan.
381
00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:05,534
He's lumberinginto the end zone.
382
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:06,801
Touchdown!
383
00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:08,534
Yes!
384
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:11,968
It's now Polk, 21,Chester A. Arthur, 20,
385
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:15,200
and they're going for the winwith a 2-point conversion.
386
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,133
Please let me
have this one.
387
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:19,667
I haven't asked
you for much.
388
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,367
You haven't
given me much.
389
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:23,534
You owe me.
390
00:19:23,534 --> 00:19:25,100
Come on, Aryans!
391
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,601
Rommel fakes back to pass.
392
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:29,167
He spots Himmleropen in the end zone.
393
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,300
He's got it.
394
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,400
The Aryanstake the lead, 22-21,
395
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,868
with 10 seconds to goin the game.
396
00:19:35,868 --> 00:19:38,634
Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha!
397
00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:42,367
PEG:
Oh, God.
398
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:43,767
Now I'm gonnahave to hear
399
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:44,934
about hisstupid record
400
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,000
for the restof my life.
401
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,067
I'm so happy
for you, honey.
402
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:51,400
[LAUGHING]
403
00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:59,367
I'm going to Disneyland.
404
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,200
There's still
10 seconds left.
405
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,701
Anything can happen.
406
00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:09,434
Steve, there's three things
I'm sure of in this life:
407
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:12,734
One is I'll be selling shoes
till the day I die.
408
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:16,734
Two is Peggy'll win the lottery
the very next day.
409
00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:19,300
And three is there's no way
Polk's gonna win this game.
410
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,667
Only way Polk can win
411
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,667
is if they run the kickoff
all the way back
412
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:23,667
for a touchdown.
413
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,234
That's impossible.
414
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:27,634
I can't believe this.
415
00:20:27,634 --> 00:20:30,467
The last play
of the last game.
416
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:31,701
I've done all this,
417
00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:33,234
and he didn't
even notice me.
418
00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:35,300
And he never will.
419
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,667
ANNOUNCER: There's the kickoff.
420
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,767
Matt Gibson takes it deepin his own end zone.
421
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:39,934
[LAUGHS]
422
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,467
He's at the 10. He's hit.
423
00:20:41,467 --> 00:20:43,167
Now he breaks a tackleand cuts left
424
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,601
and heads up field.
425
00:20:44,601 --> 00:20:46,701
He's at the 20, the 30.
426
00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:50,300
He cuts right.He could go all the way!
427
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,734
No! No! Somebody stop him!
428
00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:53,901
Anybody!
429
00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:56,934
That's my sideline!
Here he comes!
430
00:20:56,934 --> 00:20:59,634
Matt! Matt! Over here!
431
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,100
ANNOUNCER:
He's at midfield all alone.
432
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,367
He's gonna do it!
433
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:03,968
Nobody can catch him!
434
00:21:03,968 --> 00:21:05,067
I'll be damned.
435
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,667
Gibson is down!
436
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,334
[LAUGHING]
[GUNSHOT]
437
00:21:10,334 --> 00:21:12,200
And there's the gun!It's over!
438
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,033
The Aryans win 22-21.
439
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,000
Huh-ho, heartbreak!
440
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,167
Now that the season's over,
441
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,934
homework, my house, midnightish?
442
00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:24,300
Here's my phone number.
443
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,968
[SIGHS]
444
00:21:27,534 --> 00:21:29,467
[CROWD BOOING]
445
00:21:31,234 --> 00:21:32,834
Call me!
446
00:21:37,267 --> 00:21:38,467
Well, I know you're upset,
447
00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:40,067
but maybe next time
you'll know better
448
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:44,167
than to bet
on a high school football game.
449
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:45,534
[SIGHS]
450
00:21:45,534 --> 00:21:48,734
That was Reverend Felcher.
451
00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:52,367
Church is another place
the Bundys are not allowed.
452
00:21:52,367 --> 00:21:57,000
Ah, it's the freeway ban
that really hurts.
453
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,567
Honey, you've got to talk
to Kelly.
454
00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:02,400
Tell her what she did was wrong,
455
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,300
and she disgraced
the entire family,
456
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:08,100
which is not
an easy thing to do.
457
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,367
I'll handle it, Peg.
458
00:22:10,534 --> 00:22:11,534
[DOOR OPENS]
459
00:22:11,534 --> 00:22:13,200
Hi, Daddy.
460
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,734
Kelly, sit down here a minute.
461
00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:20,901
Kelly, I want to talk to you
462
00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:22,934
about what happened
this afternoon.
463
00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:27,267
Good girl.
464
00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:42,033
[***]
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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