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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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Hello there.
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If you're waiting for something
exciting to happen, forget it.
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This is an eleven
and a half minute cartoon
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and I'm gonna take
an eleven and a half minute nap.
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Oh, and Odie's not here.
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He's visiting
Jon's brother out at the farm.
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[yawning]
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And Jon's at work,
so nothing can bother me.
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[snoring]
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[Jon] Garfield!
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Wait 'til you see what I've got here!
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I don't know what it is,
but I'll bet it's a storyline.
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I brought you a new friend.
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You can use the company
while Odie is at Doc Boy's farm.
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Jon thinks I'm missing this...
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[slurp]
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And this...
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And this...
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My editor is out of town,
he's letting me take care of...
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Ta-dah!
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His parrot, Paxton!
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Aren't you excited, Garfield?
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Paxton talks.
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Go ahead, Paxton, say something.
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Ah! You call this is a house?
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It looks like it was built
to store fertilizer.
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[forced laugher]
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And this furniture,
if you want to get rid of it,
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you'll have to have it reupholstered
before the dump will accept it.
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My editor left the country
and didn't take Paxton along.
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I can see why.
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Well, I'll let you guys
get to know each other.
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I have work to do.
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So, Garfield,
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what do you do all day?
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A lot of this.
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[snoring]
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At first, I didn't know that was a cat.
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I thought it was a hairy basketball.
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Yes, I'm taking care
of my boss's parrot, Doc Boy.
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How's Odie?
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[happy barking]
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As you can hear, he's doing great.
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So what's this parrot like?
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Well, he's kind of funny
in his own, odd way.
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He's probably spreading joy
all over the neighborhood.
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[intriguing music]
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Did you know that 62.3% of all mail
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contains bad news.
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No, I didn't know.
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I've been delivering mail for 37 years.
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Well, don't worry.
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You won't have that job much longer.
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E-mail is already making you obsolete.
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It is?
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I'll bring Odie home later today.
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[mooing]
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Okay, I gotta go.
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I think my mail's here.
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See you later, Doc Boy.
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[hangs up]
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-[phone ringing]
-Hello?
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[yelling] Don't call me Doc Boy!
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[mooing]
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[hangs up]
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What was I going to do next?
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Oh, right! The mail.
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[Herman sobbing]
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Herman, what's wrong?
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Here's your mail, Mr. Arbuckle.
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I'm sorry, 62.3% of it is bad news.
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But don't worry,
I won't have this job much longer.
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I'm obsolete...
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-[sobbing]
-[sad saxophone]
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[crying sounds]
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Did you hear something?
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If I didn't know better,
I'd think it sounds like mice crying.
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Have you seen what they're putting
in cheese, these days?
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Plus, they're building better mousetraps.
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I'm just saying--
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-[Garfield groans]
-And remember:
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even though Garfield won't eat you,
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there are plenty of cats
out there who will.
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Paxton,
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why do you always look
at the bad side of everything?
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Why? Why? Come on.
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I'll show you why.
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Watch this.
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Good afternoon.
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It's 4:00 and I'm Sylvia Tubaplayer
with the 6:00 News.
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Our top headlines:
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Today, in the world, this happened.
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[gasp]
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And in another part of the world,
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this happened!
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[terrified gasp]
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And in several other parts of the world,
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this happened...
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[Garfield and Jon scream]
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Meanwhile, in the stock market...
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[voice breaking] Just trust me,
you don't want to know.
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[Garfield and Jon sobbing]
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That's so depressing.
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I'll call Liz and see
what she recommends.
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Haven't you ever had fun?
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Haven't you ever laughed?
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Well, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to make you laugh!
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Music, maestro!
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[circus music]
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[fly buzzing]
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[soft music]
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[panting] So? Wasn't I hilarious?
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Laugh?
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I thought I'd never start.
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Leave comedy to the pros
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and stick to what you do best.
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You are about to become an ex-parrot!
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Liz suggests we take him to Dr. Whipple.
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You're not taking me to any doctor.
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[dramatic music]
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[Jon] Wait! Come back!
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Good riddance,
having him around was too depressing.
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Oh, if I lose my boss's parrot,
he'll fire me.
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That's even more depressing.
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[lively music]
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Search the neighborhood.
I'll go this way, you go that way!
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[Herman sobbing]
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We just need to follow
the trail of depressed people.
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[Eddie crying]
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Oh, it's awful.
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A parrot told me that, I, Eddie Gourmand,
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with a capital G,
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the world must famous food critic,
is grossly overweight.
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Maybe a few pounds?
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[sobbing] It's awful!
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A parrot just told me
that I'm putting on so much weight,
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I'm starting to look like Eddie Gourmand,
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the world-famous food critic.
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Oh, it's awful!
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A parrot just told me
that I'm annoying and conceited,
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and that it makes some people
physically sick just to have me around.
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Hey, when he's right, he's right.
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[all sobbing]
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And there's so much mercury in our fish,
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you can take your temperature
with a halibut.
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I never knew everything was so awful!
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Oh, not only that but the air... Ha!
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We're taking you to see Dr. Whipple!
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And if you're nice,
Jon will buy us some ice cream.
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Oh, great!
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I'm lactose intolerant.
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[lively music]
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[Dr. Whipple] All right.
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Just lie there and tell me
how you got to be
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so utterly and totally negative.
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Well, I guess it all started
when I was an egg.
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[nodding]
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My mother started passing out
recipes for omelets.
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What?
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That's awful...
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Dr. Whipple will cure Paxton's
down in the mouth outlook.
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He's a brilliant man and very strong.
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[sobbing] Here.
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Take his poor parrot home.
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I can't help him.
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I can't even help myself.
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[sobbing]
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Oh... This is... this is terrible!
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Hey, if you really feel like crying,
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wait 'til you see
the bill you're gonna get for this.
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[sobbing]
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[lively music]
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[Odie barks]
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...and not only is this planet doomed,
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but have you seen the Fall TV schedule?
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Even massive quantities of lasagna
couldn't cheer me up now.
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Can't you think
good thoughts about anything?
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What?
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Name me one thing in this world
that's pure and innocent and happy.
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-[Doorbell]
-[happy barking]
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Jon! I brought Odie back!
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[cuckoo]
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[Jon laughs]
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Hey, I'm glad to see you too, boy.
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-[happy barking]
-[Garfield laughs]
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Hey, and even I'll admit
I'm glad to see you, too.
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[interrogative moan]
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Odie, this is our new friend,
Paxton the Parrot.
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Hey, knock it off, mutt!
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You don't know where that tongue's been!
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It's unsanitary! It's messy! It's...
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It's kind of nice in a way...
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Hey, is he always this happy?
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You think this is happy,
try throwing a stick he can fetch.
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He'll be your best friend forever.
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Gee... I never had a best friend.
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I never had a friend of any kind.
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[Odie mutters]
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Looks like you've got one now.
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[giggling]
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What's this all about, Jon?
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I'm not sure...
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[cuddling sounds]
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It's about a parrot
who's finding a whole new way
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to look at the world.
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Wow.
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It's been six months
since my boss took Paxton back.
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And now I can't believe
that parrot has his own TV show.
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What's so odd about that?
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I have my own TV show.
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And a darn good one, at that.
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[TV] And now, here he is!
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The most popular motivational-speaker
parrot in the entire world!
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Paxton!
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-[applause]
-[cheering]
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Thank you, thank you!
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You're beautiful.
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And you know what else is, people?
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Life is.
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You just have to know where to look.
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I'll be talking about that
on today's show,
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about how there's wonderment
and love and happiness out there
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if you'll just let it in.
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But first, I want to dedicate
tonight's show to my best friend forever,
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Odie the Puppy.
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Hiya, Odie!
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[Odie barks]
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Odie, that's you!
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Well, the eleven and a half minutes
is almost up,
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so this is the end of the cartoon.
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I'll just add that Paxton's right.
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Life is great.
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[eating sound]
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But it's even better with pizza.
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[Paxton] Consider how amazing
the Earth is,
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how fascinating each
and every person on it can be!
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[croaks]
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[upbeat music]
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